海底总动员 finding nemo 英语剧本

MARLIN Wow. CORAL Mmm. MARLIN Wow. CORAL Mmm-hmm. MARLIN Wow. CORAL Yes, Marlin. No, I see it. It's beautiful. MARLIN So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think that we we're gonna get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [sighs] Oh yeah. A fish can breath out here. Did your man deliver or did he deliver? 1 CORAL My man delivered. MARLIN And it wasn't so easy. CORAL Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place. MARLIN You better believe they did--every single one of them. CORAL Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome. MARLIN So, you do like it, don't you? CORAL No, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But Marlin, I know that the drop off is desirable with the great schools and the amazing view and all, but do we really need so much space? MARLIN Coral, honey, these are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look, look, look. They'll wake up, poke their little heads out and they'll see a whale! See, right by their bedroom window. CORAL Shhh, you're gonna wake the kids. MARLIN Oh, right. Right. CORAL Aww, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name them. MARLIN You wanna name all of 'em, right now? All right, we'll name this half Marlin Jr. and then this half Coral Jr. Okay, we're done. CORAL I like Nemo. MARLIN Nemo? Well, we'll name one Nemo but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Jr. CORAL Just think that in a couple of days, we're gonna be parents! MARLIN Yeah. What if they don't like me? CORAL Marlin. MARLIN No, really. CORAL There's over 400 eggs. Odds are, one of them is bound to like you. CORAL What? MARLIN You remember how we met? CORAL Well, I try not to. MARLIN Well, I remember. 'Excuse me, miss, can you check and see if there's a hook in my lip?' CORAL Marlin! MARLIN 2 'Well, you gotta look a little closer because it's wiggling'. CORAL Get away! MARLIN Here he is. Cutie's here! Where did everybody go? MARLIN [gasps] Coral, get inside the house, Coral. No, Coral, don't. They'll be fine. Just get inside, you, right now. MARLIN No! MARLIN Coral! Coral? MARLIN Coral? Oh! MARLIN Ohh. There, there, there. It's okay, daddy's here. Daddy's got you. I promise, I will never let anything happen to you...Nemo. ====================================================================================== NEMO First day of school! First day of school! Wake up, wake up! C'mon, first day of school! MARLIN I don't wanna go to school. Five more minutes. NEMO Not you, dad. Me! MARLIN Okay...huh? NEMO Get up, get up! It's time for school! It's time for school! It's time for school! It's time for school! Oh boy! Oh boy! MARLIN All right, I'm up. NEMO Oh boy--whoa! MARLIN Nemo! NEMO First day of school! MARLIN [gasps] Nemo, don't move! Don't move! You'll never get out of there yourself. I'll do it. All right, where's the break? You feel a break? NEMO No. MARLIN Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid is rushing to the area. Now, any rushing fluids? NEMO No. MARLIN Are you woozy? NEMO No. MARLIN How many stripes do I have? 3 NEMO I'm fine. MARLIN Answer the stripe question! NEMO Three. MARLIN No! See, something's wrong with you. I have one, two, three--that's all I have? Oh, you're okay. How's the lucky fin? NEMO Lucky. MARLIN Let's see. MARLIN Are you sure you wanna go to school this year? 'Cause there's no problem if you don't. You can wait 5 or 6 years. NEMO Come on, dad. It's time for school. MARLIN Ah-ah-ah! Forgot to brush. NEMO Ohh... MARLIN Do you want this anemone to sting you? NEMO Yes. MARLIN Brush. NEMO Okay, I'm done. MARLIN You missed a spot. NEMO Where? MARLIN There. Ha ha! Right there. And here and here and here! ====================================================================================== MARLIN All right, we're excited. First day of school, here we go. We're ready to learn to get some knowledge. Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean? NEMO It's not safe. MARLIN That's my boy. So, first we check to see that the coast is clear. We go out and back in. And then we go out, and back in. And then one more time--out and back in. And sometimes, if you wanna do it four times-- NEMO Dad.. MARLIN All right. Come on, boy. NEMO Dad, maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a shark! MARLIN 4 I highly doubt that. NEMO Have you ever met a shark? MARLIN No, and I don't plan to. NEMO How old are sea turtles? MARLIN Sea turtles? I don't know. NEMO Sandy Plankton from next door, he said that sea turtles, said that they live to be about a hundred years old! MARLIN Well, you know what, if I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking to the shark, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, hold on, wait to cross. Hold my fin, hold my fin. NEMO Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you? MARLIN Hey, that snail was about to charge. Hmm, I wonder where we're supposed to go. FISH KIDS Bye, mom! FISH MOM I'll pick you up after school. CRAB KID Come on, you guys. Stop it! Give it back! MARLIN Come on, we'll try over there. MARLIN Excuse me, is this where we meet his teacher? BOB Well, look who's out of the anemone. MARLIN Yes. Shocking, I know. BOB Marty, right? MARLIN Marlin. BOB Bob. TED Ted. BILL Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke. BOB/TED Yeah, yeah. Come on, give us a funny one. MARLIN Well, actually, that's a common misconception. Clownfish are no funnier than any other fish. BILL Aw, come on, clownie. TED Yeah, do something funny. 5 BOB Yeah! MARLIN All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they--I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I-- BOB Sheldon! Get out of Mr. Johansenn's yard, now! KIDS Whoa! MR. JOHANSSEN All right, you kids! Ooh! Uuh, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where, where'd you go? NEMO Dad, dad...can I go play too? Can I? MARLIN I would feel better if you go play over on the sponge beds. MARLIN That's where I would play PEARL What's wrong with his fin? TAD He looks funny! SHELDON Ow! Hey, what'd I do? What'd I do? BOB Be nice. It's his first time at school. MARLIN He was born with it, kids. We call it his lucky fin. NEMO Dad. PEARL See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles but you can't really tell. Especially when I twirl them like this. SHELDON I'm H2O-intolerant. [sneezes] TAD I'm obnoxious. MR. RAY [singing] Oooh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the open sea. KIDS Mr. Ray! SHELDON Come on, Nemo. MARLIN Whoa, you better stay with me. MR. RAY [singing]..mesopolagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic. All the rest are too deep for you and me to see. MR. RAY Huh, I wonder where my class has gone? KIDS 6 We're under here! MR. RAY Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers. [singing] Oh, knowledge exploring is oh so lyrical, when you think thoughts that are empirical. NEMO Dad, you can go now. MR. RAY Well, hello. Who is this? NEMO I'm Nemo. MR. RAY Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question. NEMO Okay. MR. RAY You live in what kind of home? NEMO An anemo-none. A nemenem-menome-nememen-nenemone-- MR. RAY Okay, okay, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers! MARLIN Just so you know, he's got a little fin. I find if he's having trouble swimming, let him take a break. Ten, fifteen minutes. NEMO Dad, it's time for you to go now. MR. RAY Don't worry. We're gonna stay together as a group. Okay, class, optical orbits up front. And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion to ourselves...that means you, Jimmy. JIMMY Aw, man! MR. RAY [singing] MARLIN Bye, Nemo! NEMO Bye, dad! MARLIN Bye, son! Be safe. BOB Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first timer. MARLIN Well, you can't hold onto them forever, can you? BILL Yeah, I had a tough time when my oldest went out at the drop off. MARLIN They just gotta grow up--the drop off?! They're going to the drop off?! Wh-what are you, insane?! Why don't we fry 'em up now and serve them with chips!? BOB Hey, Marty. Calm down. MARLIN Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy! BOB 'Pony boy'? 7 BILL You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny. TED Pity. ====================================================================================== MR. RAY [singing] Oh, let's name the species, the species, the species. Let's name the species that live in the sea. NEMO Whoa. MR. RAY [singing] There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, scyphozoa, anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three! Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma, and some fish like you and me. Come on, sing with me. Oh...! MR. RAY Just the girls this time. [singing] Oh, seaweed is cool. Seaweed is fun. It makes it's food with the rays of the sun... MR. RAY Okay, the drop off. All right, kids, feel free to explore but stay close. [gasps] Stromalitic cyanobacteria! Gather. An entire ecosystem contained in one infinitesimal speck. There are as many protein pairs contained in this... TAD Come on, let's go. MR. RAY Come on, sing with me! [singing] There's porifera, coelentera, hydrozoa, scyphozoa, anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three! NEMO Hey guys, wait up! Whoa. TAD Cool. TAD Saved your life! PEARL Aw, you guys made me ink. NEMO What's that? TAD I know what that is. Oh, oh! Sandy Plankton saw one. He called, he said it was called a...a butt. NEMO Whoa. PEARL Wow. That's a pretty big butt. SHELDON Oh, look at me. I'm gonna go touch the butt. [sneezes] Whoa! SHELDON Oh yeah? Let's see you get closer. PEARL Okay. Beat that. TAD Come on, Nemo. How far can you go? NEMO Uh, my dad says it's not safe. 8 MARLIN Nemo, no! NEMO Dad? MARLIN You were about to swim into open water! NEMO No, I wasn't go out--but dad! MARLIN It was a good thing I was here. If I hadn't showed up, I don't know-- PEARL Sir, he wasn't gonna go. TAD Yeah, he was too afraid. NEMO No, I wasn't. MARLIN This does not concern you, kids. And you're lucky I don't tell your parents you were out there. You know you can't swim well. NEMO I can swim fine, dad, okay? MARLIN No, it's not okay. You shouldn't be anywhere near here. Okay, I was right. You'll start school in a year or two. NEMO No, dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean-- MARLIN Clearly, you're not ready. And you're not coming back until you are. You think you can do these things but you just can't, Nemo! NEMO I hate you. MR. RAY There's--nothing to see. Gather, uh, over there. Excuse me, is there anything I can do? I am a scientist, sir. Is there any problem? MARLIN I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt things. He isn't a good swimmer and it's a little too soon for him to be out here unsupervised. MR. RAY Well, I can assure you, he's quite safe with me. MARLIN Look, I'm sure he is. But you have a large class and he can get lost from sight if you're not looking. I'm not saying you're not looking-- FISH KID Oh my gosh! Nemo's swimming out to sea! MARLIN Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to get you before another fish does! Get back here! I said get back here, now! Stop! You take one move, mister. Don't you dare! If you put one fin on that boat..are you listening to me? Don't touch the bo--Nemo! TAD [whispering] He touched the butt. MARLIN You paddle your little tail back here, Nemo. That's right. You are in big trouble, young man. Do you hear me? Big...big-- 9 NEMO Aaaah! Daddy! Help me! MARLIN I'm coming, Nemo! KIDS Aaaah! MR. RAY Get under me, kids! NEMO Ah! Oh no! Dad! Daddy! MARLIN Oh! Nemo! Unh! Nemo! Nemo, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! No! Aah! Nemo! Nemo! DIVER Whoa! Hold on. MARLIN Oh no. No, no. It's gone, it's gone. No, no, it can't be gone. No, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! Nemo! Nemo! No! No, please, no! No, no! MARLIN Has anybody seen a boat!? Please! A white boat! They took my son! My son! Help me, please! DORY Look out! MARLIN Waaaah! MARLIN Ooh, ooh... DORY Ohh. Oh, oh. Sorry! I didn't see you. Sir, are you okay? MARLIN He's gone, he's gone.. DORY There, there. It's all right. MARLIN He's gone. DORY It'll be okay. MARLIN No, no. They took him away. I have to find the boat. DORY Hey, I've seen a boat. MARLIN You have? DORY It passed by not too long ago. MARLIN A white one? DORY Hi. I'm Dory. MARLIN Where!? Which way!? DORY Oh, oh, oh! It-it went, um, this way! And it went this way! Follow me! MARLIN 10 Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much! DORY No problem. MARLIN Hey! Wait! DORY Will you quit it? MARLIN What? DORY I'm trying to swim here. What, ocean ain't big enough for you? MARLIN Huh? DORY You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? Do 'ya? You want a piece of me? Yeah, oooh, I'm scared now. Whaat!? MARLIN Wait a minute.. DORY Stop following me, okay!? MARLIN What? You're showing me which way the boat went! DORY A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat. It passed by not too long ago. It went this way, it went this way. Follow me! MARLIN Wait a minute, wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the boat was going! DORY I did? Oh dear... MARLIN If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny..I'm a clownfish! DORY No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm so sorry. See, I suffer from short-term memory loss. MARLIN Short-term memory loss..I don't believe this! DORY No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family..or at least I think it does. Hmmm..where are they? Can I help you? MARLIN Something's wrong with you, really. You're wasting my time. I have to find my son. [gasps] BRUCE Hello. DORY Well, hi! BRUCE Name's Bruce. It's all right, I understand. Why trust a shark, right? So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late, eh? MARLIN Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out. BRUCE Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm havin'? DORY 11 You mean like a party? BRUCE Yeah, yeah, that's right--a party! What do you say? DORY Ooh, I love parties! Parties are fun! MARLIN Parties are fun, and it's tempting but-- BRUCE Oh, come on, I insist. MARLIN O-okay..that's all that matters. DORY Hey, look--balloons! It is a party! BRUCE Ha ha ha! Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop. BRUCE Anchor! Chum! ANCHOR There you are, Bruce, finally! BRUCE We got company. ANCHOR It's about time, mate. CHUM We've already gone through all the snacks and I'm still starvin'! ANCHOR We almost had a feeding frenzy. CHUM Come on, let's get this over with. ====================================================================================== BRUCE Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.. BRUCE/ANCHOR/CHUM 'I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food'. ANCHOR Except stinkin' dolphins. CHUM Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're sooo cute! 'Hey, look at me. I'm a flippin' little dolphin! Let me flip for 'ya! Ain't I a somethin'!' BRUCE Right, then. Today's meeting is step 5, 'BRING A FISH FRIEND'. Now do you all have your friends? ANCHOR Got mine. DORY Hey there! BRUCE How 'bout you, Chum? CHUM Oh, um, I seem to have misplaced my uh, friend. 12 BRUCE That's all right, Chum. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step, you can help yourself to one of my friends. CHUM Oh, thanks, mate. A little chum for Chum, eh? BRUCE I'll start the testimonies. Hello, my name is Bruce. ANCHOR/CHUM Hello, Bruce. BRUCE It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. CHUM You're an inspiration to all of us. ANCHOR Amen. BRUCE Right, then. Who's next? DORY Ooh! Pick me! Pick me! BRUCE Yes, the little Sheila down the front. DORY Woo-hoo! BRUCE Come on up here. DORY Hi. I'm Dory. BRUCE/ANCHOR/CHUM Hello, Dory. DORY And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. CHUM Hey, that's incredible. BRUCE Good on 'ya, mate! DORY Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest. BRUCE All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem? MARLIN Me? I don't have a problem. BRUCE Oh. Okay.. BRUCE/ANCHOR/CHUM Denial. BRUCE Just start with your name. MARLIN Okay. Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish-- CHUM A clownfish? Really?! 13 BRUCE Go on, tell us a joke! CHUM Ooh! I love jokes! MARLIN Actually I do know one that's pretty good. There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... NEMO Daddy! MARLIN Nemo! CHUM Nemo! Ha ha ha! Nemo! I don't get it. BRUCE For a clownfish, he's not that funny. MARLIN No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers. DORY Oh my, you poor fish. CHUM Humans. Think they own everything. ANCHOR Probably American. BRUCE Now there is a father looking for his little boy. MARLIN Ugh! What do these markings mean? BRUCE I never knew my father! [sobs] CHUM Aw, come here. ANCHOR Group hug. CHUM We're all mates here, mate. MARLIN I can't read human. DORY Well then we gotta find a fish who can read this. Hey, look. Sharks! MARLIN No, no, no, Dory! DORY Guys, guys! MARLIN No, Dory! DORY That's mine! Give it to me! Gimme! Oww! MARLIN Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay? DORY Ow, ow, ow. 14 MARLIN I'm so sorry. DORY You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding? MARLIN Ohh... DORY Ow, ow, ow. BRUCE Dory, are you oka--oohh. Oohh, that's good. ANCHOR/CHUM Intervention! BRUCE Just a bite! ANCHOR Hold it together, mate! CHUM Remember, Bruce, fish are friends, not food! BRUCE FOOD! MARLIN Dory, look out! BRUCE I'm havin' fish tonight! CHUM Remember the steps, mate! BRUCE Just one bite! BRUCE G'day! MARLIN/DORY Aaaaaaaah! BRUCE Arrrr! MARLIN There's no way out! There's got to be a way to escape! DORY Who is it? MARLIN Dory, help me find a way out! DORY Sorry, you'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape. MARLIN There's gotta be a way out! DORY Look, here's something! 'ESSS-CA-PE'! I wonder what that means. It's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape'. MARLIN Let's go! BRUCE Here's Brucey! MARLIN 15 Wait a minute..you can read?! DORY I can read? That's right, I can read! MARLIN Well, then here. Read this now! ANCHOR He really doesn't mean it, y'know! He never even knew his father! CHUM Don't fall off the wagon! MARLIN Oh no, it's blocked! ANCHOR No, Bruce. Focus! CHUM Sorry about--this, mate! ANCHOR He's really--a nice guy! MARLIN I need to get that mask! DORY You want that mask? Okay. MARLIN No, no, no, no, no, no! MARLIN Quick grab the mask! ANCHOR Oh no. Bruce? BRUCE What? [gasps] Swim away! Swim away! DORY Aw, is the party over? PELICAN Nice. ====================================================================================== NEMO Dad? Daddy? DENTIST Barbara? BARBARA Uh-huh? DENTIST Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please? And I'm going to need a few cotton rolls. BARBARA Okay. DENTIST Hello, little fella! NEMO Aah! DENTIST Heh heh heh! Beauty, isn't he? I found that guy struggling for life out on the reef and I saved him. So, has that novocaine kicked in