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Men and Marriage 男人与婚姻nullnullI married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was ALWAYS!!!nullMarriage is a 3-ring circus:nullThe last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said: ...“DUST!”nullIn the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God crea...

Men and Marriage 男人与婚姻
nullnullI married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was ALWAYS!!!nullMarriage is a 3-ring circus:nullThe last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said: ...“DUST!”nullIn the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested!nullDo you know the punishment for bigamy?Two MOTHER-IN-LAWS!nullWhy do men die before their wives?They want to!nullA beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said: “I haven’t eaten anything in four days”. She looked at him and said? ...I wish I had your willpower!nullYoung son: “Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”Dad: “That happens in every country, son.”nullA man inserted an ad in the classified: “WIFE WANTED”. The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:“You can have mine!”
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