夏洛特烦恼英语台词

ThismanuscriptwasrevisedbytheofficeonDecember22,2012夏洛特烦恼英语台词《夏洛特烦恼》经典英语台词《夏洛特烦恼》简介：Introductionof"GoodbyeMr.Loser":　　电影《夏洛特烦恼》改编自“开心麻花”同名舞台剧《夏洛特烦恼》，讲述了由沈腾饰演的夏洛在昔日暗恋的校花婚礼上大闹一场，当他醉倒睡着后梦到自己重回学生时代，追到校花，成为乐坛巨星，最后才发现身边的人都在利用他，只有妻子才是真正对自己好的人。影片不缺笑料，更不缺温情和怀旧，是一部会让人一边笑一边怀念青春的电影。Film"GoodbyeMr.Loser"isbasedonMahuaFunAge'sstageplaywiththesamenameof"GoodbyeMr.Loser",tellingthatXiaLuoplayedbyShenTengmadeaterriblesceneintheweddingoftheschoolbeautythathehadacrushoninthepast,andwhenhegotdrunkhefeltasleepanddreamedhereturnedtothestudenthood,catchingupwiththeschoolbeauty,becomingamusicsuperstar,buttofindthatpeoplearoundhimaremakinguseofhim,andonlyhiswifeisreallygoodtohimself.Thefilmisnotlackoflaughters,lesslackofwarmthandnostalgia,andisamovieofmissingyouthtoletapersonsmilewhilehe'scrying.《夏洛特烦恼》经典语录台词：Classicquotelinesof"GoodbyeMr.Loser"哥，你找什么呢？爸帮你找！Mybrother,whatareyoulookingforDadcanhelpyoufindit!面里放茴香是希望在你厌倦的时候回想起我的好。Puttingfennelinthenoodlesistohopeyoucanthinkaboutmygoodwhenyouarebored.我陪你去看天荒地老。I'llaccompanyyouforever.只身赴宴鸡毛装，都是同学装鸡毛。Gototheclassreunionalonewithpalinoutfitonlytofindtheclassmatespretentiousbastard.我叫夏洛，我爸从我出生就下落不明了。MynameisXiaLuoandmydadwasmissingsinceIwasborn.我爸叫马冬，我一出生我爸就没了，就给我起个名字叫马冬梅。MydadiscalledMaDong,assoonasIwasborn,myfatherwasmissing,thereforeIgotthenameMaDongmei.有些人缺铁，有些人缺钙，我缺的是面子。Somelackiron,somepeoplelackcalcium,andwhatIlackisface.你看看你，穿的跟个鸡毛掸子似的。Lookatyou,dressedlikeafeatherduster.就你这成绩还能受影响你的成绩还有下降空间吗CanyourresultsbeaffectedDoyourresultshavethespacefordecline我把一切都给你，你把冬梅还给我。Igiveyoueverything,andgivemebackmyDongMei.我看你是不是傻，难道就看着像吗？I'mlookingatifyouarereallystupid,isthatyoujustlookstupid?如果法律允许，我希望咱们三个人一起过日子！Ifthelawallows,Ihopewethreepeoplelivetogether!大春，以后能把秋裤穿秋衣里吗？不行，我妈说了肚脐眼不能着凉，容易拉稀，啊哈哈！DaChun,latercanyouwearyourlongjohnsinsideNo,mymomsaidthebellybuttoncan'tcatchacold,orit'seasytohavediarrhea,ahaha!夏洛，这几年你死哪去了年年同学聚会你都不来，你真有什么难处给我们大家说，大家就算帮不上你，不还能乐呵乐呵XiaLuo,wherehaveyoubeentheseyearsYoudon'tcometoclassreunionseveryyear,andyoucantelluswhatdifficultiesyouhave,evenifwecan'thelpyou,wecanstilllaugh.秋雅是我们学校着名的校花；而我更出名，我是全校着名的笑话。EveryoneknewheratourschoolbecauseshewasthemostbeautifulgirlandIwasmorefamousthanherbecauseIwastheschooljoke.大家都出息了啊，哦，这还有出家的呢。Everyoneisfullofpromiseandhere'sevenamonk.秋雅是个好孩子，我算是找到真爱了，就算为他离婚我也不后悔。QiuYaisagoodgirl,andIfinallyfindmytruelove.Iwon'tregretevenifIgetdivorced.张扬，人如其名，他今天来的主要目的呢，就是给大家炫耀他的劳力士手 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和爱马仕皮带。ZhangYang,asthenameimplies,hecomestodaywiththemainpurposethatshowingoffhisRolexwatchandHermesbelttoeveryone.这都几点了，还不上菜，裤子都饿掉了，还好我系了裤腰带，哈哈。It'ssolateandthefoodhasn'tbeenservedyet.Mypantsareoff.It'sgoodthatI'mwearingabelt.Ha-ha.东施效颦东施是谁怎么会尿频DongshiimitatesXishiWhoisDongshiHowcomesheurinatesfrequently呦，知道你过得不好啊，我就放心啦。Ah,knowingthatyou'renotdoingwell,Iwillberestassured.就一个红绿灯还让我这么热血沸腾。Onlyonetrafficlightstillmakesmesoexcited.同学：夏洛，这几年你死哪去了年年同学聚会你都不来，你真有什么难处给我们大家说，大家就算帮不上你，不还能乐呵乐呵Classmate:XiaLuo,wherehaveyoubeentheseyearsYoudon'tcometoclassreunionseveryyear,andyoucantelluswhatdifficultiesyouhave,evenifwecan'thelpyou,wecanstilllaugh.夏洛：秋雅是我们学校着名的校花；而我更出名，我是全校着名的笑话XiaLuo:EveryoneknewheratourschoolbecauseshewasthemostbeautifulgirlandIwasmorefamousthanherbecauseIwastheschooljoke.同学：（就夏洛这身行头赋诗一首）只身赴宴鸡毛装，都是同学装鸡毛Classmate:(asfortheoutfitofXiaLuoI'llinscribeapoem)Gototheclassreunionalonewithplainoutfitonlytofindtheclassmatespretentiousbastard.　老师：大家都出息了啊，哦，这还有出家的呢。Teacher:Everyoneisfullofpromiseandhere'sevenamonk.新郎：秋雅是个好孩子，我算是找到真爱了，就算为他离婚我也不后悔Bridegroom:QiuYaisagoodgirl,andIfinallyfindmytruelove.Iwon'tregretevenifIgetdivorced.夏洛：张扬，人如其名，他今天来的主要目的呢，就是给大家炫耀他的劳力士手表和爱马仕皮带XiaLuo:ZhangYang,asthenameimplies,hecomestodaywiththemainpurposethatshowingoffhisRolexwatchandHermesbelttoeveryone.　　张扬：这都几点了，还不上菜，裤子都饿掉了，还好我系了裤腰带，哈哈ZhangYang:It'ssolateandthefoodhasn'tbeenservedyet.Mypantsareoff.It'sgoodthatI'mwearingabelt.Ha-ha.马冬梅：你看看你，穿的跟个鸡毛掸子似的MaDongmei:Lookatyou,dressedlikeafeatherduster.老师：就你这成绩还能受影响你的成绩还有下降空间吗Teacher:CanyourresultsbeaffectedDoyourresultshavethespacefordecline夏洛妈妈：夏洛这个孩子命苦啊，一出生爸爸就夏洛不明了MotherofXiaLuo:XiaLuohasasadfateandhisdadwasmissingsincehewasborn.马冬梅：我的爸爸叫马东，我一出生爸爸就没了，所以我叫马冬梅MaDongmei:MydadiscalledMaDong,assoonasIwasborn,myfatherwasmissing,thereforeIgotthenameMaDongmei.　　马冬梅：东施效颦东施是谁怎么会尿频MaDongmei:DongshiimitatesXishiWhoisDongshiHowcomesheurinatesfrequently老师：你换个地方还不是一样睡觉？Teacher:Evenifyouchangetheplaceyou'llsleepjustthesame夏洛：那我换个人睡行不行老师：你以为你是校长啊，想跟谁睡就跟谁睡XiaLuo:ThenI'llchangeapersontosleepwith.Teacher:Doyouthinkyouaretheprincipalwhocansleepwithwhoeverhewantsto?娘炮:呦，知道你过得不好啊，我就放心啦GunMother:Ah,knowingthatyou'renotdoingwell,Iwillberestassured.王老师：就在昨天，袁华同学得了全区作文比赛一等奖，作文 题 快递公司问题件快递公司问题件货款处理关于圆的周长面积重点题型关于解方程组的题及答案关于南海问题 目是《我的区长父亲》。TeacherWang:Justyesterday,studentYuanHuawonthefirstprizeinthewardencompositioncompetition,andthetopicis"mywardenfather".足疗师：唉，要不我给你做个全套的眼保健操吧~~~Pedicure:MaybeI'llgiveyouafullsetofeyeexercises.　　夏洛：大爷，楼上322住的是马冬梅家吧?XiaLuo:Uncle,doesMaDongmeilivein322upstairs?大爷：马都什么?Uncle:Mawhat?夏洛：马冬梅。XiaLuo:MaDongmei.大爷：什么都没啊?Uncle:Mawhat?夏洛：马冬梅啊。XiaLuo:MaDongmei.大爷：马什么没?Uncle:Mawhat?夏洛：行，大爷你先凉快着吧。XiaLuo:Ok,myuncleyoucangooncoolingyourself.大爷：好嘞。Uncle:OK.夏洛：一直以来，我都是在虚度光阴，但是没想到上天又给了我一次重生的机会。所以，我要感谢天，感谢地。XiaLuo:Foralongtime,I'vebeenwastingmytime,butI'veneverthoughtthatGodwouldgivemeachancetorebornagain.So,Iwanttothankheaven,thankearth.校长：你要感谢学校，感谢老师，感谢你们班的楼层不高。Principal:Youshouldthankyourschool,yourteachersandyournotverytallbuilding.大春：我觉得马冬梅长得比秋雅好看。DaChun:IthinkMaDongmeiismoregood-lookingthanQiuYa.　　夏洛：你是什么时候瞎的?XiaLuo:Whendidyougetblind?　　马冬梅：我还要和夏洛给他妈扫墓去呢，你说这好事都赶一块去了。MaDongmei:IhavetogowithXiaLuotosweepthegraveofhismother,allthegoodthingscometogether.