英语笑话大全笑翻天
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英语笑话大全笑翻天(一)
When they’re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. ‚All right, you two,‛ I said sternly.
‚No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.‛
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, ‚C’
mon, Steven, let’s get dirty . ‛
我五岁的儿子和他的
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弟在一起的时候~总要招来大
乱。一个星期六~我开始抗议了。‚好啦~你们两个~‛我严
厉地说~‚不许叫喊~不许乱拿~不许哭闹~不许乱敲~不
许取笑~不许扯淡~不许弄坏玩具~不许乱抓~不许打架。‛
我刚转身要走~就听我儿子说:‚来~斯蒂文~我们来把自
己弄脏吧。‛
英语笑话大全笑翻天(二)
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
曾经有只蜗牛~它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和
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疲倦。
Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况英语
笑话大全笑翻天。
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
逛了一圈之后~它决定买Datson 240-Z。
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted ‚240-S‛.
去了最近的Datsun经销店~去买Datson 240-Z~但
是它想把这辆车重新刷漆~改称240-S。
The dealer asks, ‚Why ‘S’?‛
经销商问:‚为什么是S呢?‛
The snail replies, ‚‘S’ stands for snail.
蜗牛回答说:‚‘s’代表蜗牛。
I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who’s driving.‛
我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车
英语笑话大全笑翻天。‛
Well, the dealer doesn’t want to lose the unique
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opportunity to sell a car to a snail,
经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会~
so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
所以他同意收取些许费用~把车重新涂漆。
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
蜗牛开着它的新车~把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高
速行使在告诉公路上。
And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they’d say ‚Wow! Look at that S-car go!‛
而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候~都会说:
‚哦!看那S-car 。‛
英语笑话大全笑翻天(三)
the squad were having ‚visual training‛. one
smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:
班里正在进行‚视力训练‛一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班
长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数英语笑话大全笑翻天。
采掘队在很远的地方~那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是
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这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。
‚sixteen men and a sergeant , sir.‛
‚十六个兵外加一个中士~长官。‛
‚right, but how do you know there’s a sergeant
there?‛
‚正确~可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?‛
‚he’s not doing any digging, sir.‛
‚他不干活~长官。‛
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