三打白骨精的英文剧本

三打白骨精的英文剧本 三打白骨精的英文剧本，我演过，相当成功，(人物可删减的) 人物:T唐僧 S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧 B:白骨精 B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆 B3:B变化成的老头 N:哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)„„„(T、S一齐转向E) T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’ t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) E: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh„.I win! Em„„,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: (倒)Ah„„ T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is....... T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: (惊)You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in orde r to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证 件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏) T: Let's go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.. Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧 B:白骨精(何平) B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,boss (凑近T)„„„(T、S一齐转向E) T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) J: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh„.I win! Em„„,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: (倒)Ah„„ T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 J: boss, brother Monkey is....... T: Don't mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: (惊)You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏) (谢幕) 三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版 人物:T唐僧 S:孙悟空、 E:猪八戒、 J:沙僧、B:白骨精 、B1:B变 成的村姑 、B2:B变成的太婆、B3:B变化成的老头、 N:哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空 我们现在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map! 八戒 地图 E: (摸出，递给S) S: oh ，master，look～ (凑近T),,,(T、S一齐转向E) 哦 师傅 你瞧啊 ～ T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 八戒 我告诉你多少次啦 不要老是带美女图啦～ E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) 哦 师傅 原谅我这次吧 T: (缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba jie,map. 没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒 地图 E: But„„ T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em,, i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore, 奥 师傅 我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了 S: Fat Pig! 肥猪 E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. 死猴子 如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就 S: You will what(凶相)? 你就要干嘛啊 E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 呵呵 我就帮你抓虱子啊～ S: Hm! T:(轻咳)Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空 我也饿了 你能帮我们去找点吃的吗, E: You see ,master is hungry,too! 你看 我们师傅也饿了 T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 八戒 不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了 J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。 名人堂:众名人带你感受他们的驱动人生马云任志强李嘉诚柳传志史玉柱 what can we do, 但是师傅 如果大师兄走了，有妖怪来我们怎么 办 T: Em„„.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 这倒是一个问题 悟空 你有什么办法吗, S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) E: This is„..? 这是, S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable! , knowledge is power! 哦 悟空 你真是越来越知识渊博哦，知识就是力量 啊 S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走) 好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T;ok it is the show time, 好的 现在是我们展示自己的时间啦 (放音乐《穷开心》三师徒开始跳舞) 。。。。 T:i am a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗 地主》我有点累了 我们打牌吧 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha (变成B1) 传说中的电网 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈 B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 能加我一个吗 T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing card now,and three people are enough.哦 女士 我们现在在斗地主 三个人足够了 B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! T: oh chance 嗯 机会 B1: Double King! 一对k T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are so clever. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: (倒)Ah,, T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t„„ T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more,,you open the door,(泰坦尼克主 题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no,,(痛苦抱头)晕去 T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) 哈哈哈哈 孙悟空 我马上 就给你一个教训 B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter? 悟空醒 看到老妇 T: you Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什 么，T挡) S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2 躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸 食指)how many? T:Two,..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh,.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊 狂奔过去) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! 不 他们不是人 是妖精 T: Monster?i think You are the real monster! you,go!!you,go!!it is the wrong way ,你走错啦 妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪儿来的回哪儿去吧(孙走错 唐指出)你走错啦 这边 S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is....... 师 傅 猴哥真的走啦 T: Don't say that guy ! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: (惊)You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住 T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B 晕)don't touch my master, T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: oh Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: i am coming .where is the cniminal? S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N:hei hei (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!let us go (带走B)嘿嘿 你被捕了，你现在可以保持沉默，你现在所说的每一句话将 来都可能成为呈堂证供，走吧～ T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry( 小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: i can not hear clearly.? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》( 这个放伴奏) T;you are ma monkey. s;i am always your monkey (抱T) 我也永远都是你的猴子 八戒很不要脸的冲上去推开悟空抱着T 八戒;i am always your pig . 我也永远是你的猪 众人嘘声离开 放《英文版路在何方》 继续取经 结束