小学英语话剧《大话西游》剧本

　　Bigwordsofwesterntour(大话西游)　　Chapter1　　Site：Thewedding　　Characters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖　　Aside:Thestorybeginswithawedding.TheBullKingisgoingtohaveaconcubine.　　牛：Todayismywedding.Iamgoingtohaveaconcubine.Hahaha…….　　妖：Concubine?Doesyourwifeagreetoit?　　牛：Oh!Sheisnotlovely.She’sattheFlameMountainnow.Shecan’tdoanythingaboutit!　　(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)　　牛：Comehere!Thisismybrother.　　(牛深情地转向紫霞)　　牛：Zixia,listentome.IthinkI‘vefalleninlovewithyouonceIknowyou.Iwanttoshowmysincerity.SoIwantyoutomarrymeinfrontofmybrothers.ThisPandora’sBoxismygifttoyou.Ihopeyoucansayyes.　　妖：Ihaveaquestion　　牛：What?　　妖：Zixiahasaswordtotestherlover.Ifyoupassit,shewillbeyourlover.　　至：What’sthis?Really?　　妖：ThistestisthatshewouldmarrytheguywhocanmakeherMagicSwordgooutofthescabbard.　　(剑从至的怀中落下)　　妖：MagicSword?　　牛：Letmedothis!　　(紫跑出，拾剑)　　紫：It’snottrue!It’sjustajoke.Itisstillmeaninglessevenifyoucanputitout!　　(紫跑下)　　妖：King,IronFanPrincesshascome.　　牛：Aaa……　　(牛惊慌地跑下)　　Aside:Themonkeykingleaves,runningtobackgarden……　　Chapter2　　Site:BullKing’sbackgarden　　Characters:至尊宝、紫霞　　(至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来)　　至：Whyareyouhidinghere?　　(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)　　至：Atthistime,thebladeisreallyclosetome,0.01cmIthink.Butafterashortperiodoftime,0.01secondIthink,theowneroftheswordwillfallformewhole-heartedly.BecauseI’vedecidedtotelllies,I’vetoldmanyliesinmylife,butIthinkitisthemostwonderfullie!紫：I’llkillyouifyoucomecloser!　　至：Youshouldkillme!Killme!I’dfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.Ileftregretfulafterthat.It’stheultimatepainintheworld.Justcutmythroat,pleasedon’thesitate!IfGodcangivemeachance,Iwilltellhertherewords.“Iloveyou”.IfGodwantstogiveatimelimit,I’llsaythislovewilllast10thousandyears!　　(紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑)　　紫：Whatcanyoutellyourwife?　　至：Ihavetotellherthetruth.SoImustgetthePandora’sBoxback.Thengobackwithyouandexplaineverything.ButIhatemyselfthatIcan’tgettheboxback.I……　　紫：Ihelpyou!　　至：No,it’sdangerous!　　紫：Youdon’twantto?　　至：Ido!But……　　紫：Itrustyou!I’llgetthePandora’sBoxbacktonight.Waitformehereatmidnight.　　(猪喊)　　至：Letmedosomethingtomybossfirst.Seeyoutonight.　　(依依不舍)　　Aside:Thenight……　　Chapter3　　Site:Dungeon　　Characters:至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧　　猪和沙：Master,master　　(两人同时悄声说)　　猪：Wecometosaveyou.　　沙：Wecometobringyouout.　　唐：Iwon’tgo.　　猪和沙：Stayhere?Why?　　唐：There’refullofobstaclesinthewayofgettingscriptures.Thisisbecausewe’renotunitedenough.Soweletthedevilsdobadtous.That’sfine.Thisprisonhasnodifferencewiththeoutsideworld,tome;theoutsideworldisjustabiggerprison.Yougooutfirst.Ihavesomethingtotellhim.　　(猪和沙下)唐：Youcomeinandhaveasit!　　至：Tobehonest,I’mnotyourdisciple.Idon’twanttobeyourdisciple.MasterIknowyou’reagoodguy.Pleaseletmego!　　唐：Doyouknow“dong,dong,dong……”?　　至：Whatis“dong,dong,dong”?　　唐：“dong,dong,dong……”is……　　(唐唱Onlyyou)　　至：Stop.Stop.Ican’ttakethisanymore,pleasestop……　　唐：Ohoh……　　至：Damnyou,you…I’vesaidIcan’ttakethisanymore.Don’tdisturborI’llkillyou.　　唐：MonkeyKing,youcankillme.Lifeanddeathareveryminor.Whenyouknowwhyyoushouldmakesacrifices,youwillcomebackandsingthissongwithme.Namonitabhaya…　　(至跑走)　　Aside:TheMonkeyKingsucceedsinescapingformtheBullKing,andhereachestheSpiders’CavewiththeGrapes.Unfortunately,theMonkeyKingandhisfriendsmeettheQueenofSpider.　　TheMonkeyhaveheardthatifthebladeslashedfastandaccurately,theguywho’scutopenwon’tdieatonce.Hecanstillsee.SoheaskstheQueenoftheSpidertokillhimasfastasshecouldandtotearhisheartoutandlethimhavealook.　　AftertheMonkeyKing’sdeath,heappearsintheHoleofWaterfall…　　Chapter4　　Site:TheHoleofWaterfall　　Characters:至尊宝、观音　　至：Goddess.I’mabouttounderstandyourwords.Iusedmyeyestoseeinthepast.WhatIwasdying.Istartedusingmyhearttoseethisworld.ThenIcouldseeallthingsclearly.Thatgirl…hasleftadropoftearinmyheart.Ifelthersorrow.　　观：Haveyougivenupallthingsinhumanworld?　　至：Yes!Lifeanddeathisjustminor!……ButIdon’tunderstandwhycanhuman’shatredlast10years,50years,andeven500years.Whathatredisit?　　观：SothatTangMonkwenttothewestandgotscriptures,whichcleanouthearts.　　至：OK,Iwanttostayhere,therearemanythingswaitingformetodo.　　观：Iwanttowarnyouagain.Afterwearingthegoldring,you’renolongeranormalhuman.Youcan’thavehumandesiresanymore.Ifyoudoso,thegoldringwillgetsmallerandsmaller.It’sveryuncomfortable.　　至：OK.　　观：Beforewearingthering,whatdoyouwanttosay?　　至：Ihadhadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis10thousandyears!