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英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物:唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形1白骨精变形2白骨精原型男女儿国国王hopeyouguysenjoyit!改编作者杜宛芸成医学子唐:Wow…boys!Thisplacelooksbeautiful.WherewearenowDoesanyoneofyouknowsomethingaboutit众徒弟们摇头,除了八戒在看书。唐:八戒,givemethemap(不回头,懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒,Givethemaptome!(严肃的问)唐:哼!(唐生气地叫)pig,Gi...

英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
英语 关于好奇心的名言警句英语高中英语词汇下载高中英语词汇 下载英语衡水体下载小学英语关于形容词和副词的题 搞笑短剧剧本-西游记搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物:唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形1白骨精变形2白骨精原型男女儿国国王hopeyouguysenjoyit!改编作者杜宛芸成医学子唐:Wow…boys!Thisplacelooksbeautiful.WherewearenowDoesanyoneofyouknowsomethingaboutit众徒弟们摇头,除了八戒在看书。唐:八戒,givemethemap(不回头,懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒,Givethemaptome!(严肃的问)唐:哼!(唐生气地叫)pig,Givethemap……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊)wow!八戒,verygood!Ihardlyseeyoustudy!.WhatkindofbookareyoureadingIsitaboutChineseorEnglish?八戒依旧看书,不理睬。唐:(凑过去)letmehavealook!八戒才注意,赶忙藏书。但为时已晚,唐一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火,眼神立刻变得温柔,接过书开始看唐:yo….xi…..(流口水,八戒看到,拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦,唐僧回过神来)唐:(转身训斥八戒)howmanytimeshaveItoldyouYouarenotsupposedtoreadbooksaboutbeautifulgirls!Iwillkeepitforyouuntilwefinishthejourney…..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,whyboss,whycan’twethinkaboutgirlsIjustdon’tunderstand…唐:(叹气)哎,howmanytimeshaveItoldyou?,Thisisbecause…oh悟空dancetomysong!(开始唱歌,Jackson的dangeous,悟空伴舞)八戒:okboss,Iwilllistentoyou!(无辜地 关于同志近三年现实表现材料材料类招标技术评分表图表与交易pdf视力表打印pdf用图表说话 pdf 情)唐:悟空,Iamhungry.Goandgetmesomefood…(四处看看).whereis沙僧?,悟空:heisfeedingthehorse.bossI‘llfindsomefoodandbebacksoon,唐:ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这,正经地对八戒说)hey八戒Ineedtotakeagoodrest.getoutofhere!givemesomeprivatespace!(八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬使坏样):嘿嘿itstimetocallmylittlehoneykingofthegirlcountry唐:hi..sweetiehowareyoudoing(不解释….)女:Iamfine,butImissyouverymuch,afteryouleft,Ijustcannotstoprecallingthedayswhenweweretogether.哼!youseldomgivemeacall。唐:ohdarling….iamsorry.youknow,theseboysliketogossipaboutthingslikethat.IcanonlycallyouwhenIamalone.ButyouknowIloveyoufromthebottomofmyheart。ohdamnit!…theyareback!HoneyIwillcallyouthenexttimeok!(挂断电话一下装的很正经)悟空:boss,whoareyoucalling唐:er(支支吾吾的)IwasjusthavingachatwithBudda.whereismyfood?悟空:here!Ivefoundsomedeliciousbananas!唐:banana,bananabanana!HowmanytimesdoIhavetotellyouIamamonk,insteadofamonkey!Ineedricerice(加重语气)!don’tyouunderstandGoandgivesometoyourbrothersok悟空:摸摸头okboss低头很沮丧拿着香蕉向八戒走去唐僧拿着香蕉,从衣服里掏出画册,做到一边边吃边看,边擦嘴…..白骨精上场白;Hahahaa…Iknowthatanymonsterwhoeatsmastertangwillliveforever.howluckyIam,nowtheyareinmyplace.笑着想想oh,icanpretendtobeapooroldlady,sotheywilltrustme.嘿嘿Iamreallyclever……动感音乐响白骨精1上场和白骨精原形以舞蹈形式变换……双人舞完!。白1:嘿嘿Ilookgreat!蹒跚的走过去白1:hello,master.ihavenoteatenanyfoodfordays….canyousparesomehavemercy,maygodblessyou唐:(瞄一眼,继续吃、看)whatDon’tseeIamstarvingtoo.getoutofhere,ifyoudon’tleaverightnowIwillaskmymoneyandpigtoeatyou哼!白1:看看悟空和八戒ohpleasedon’tdothatIamleaving蹒跚地离开躲在一个离唐不远的地方。悟空:走过来拿着香蕉boss,doyouneedsomemorebananas?(悟空看到美女画册,急忙凑上去看,师傅把画册上下左右移动,悟空随之移动,师傅发现了,开始说:)唐:,悟空,youwanttoseeit,dontyou,Ifyouwanttoseeit,youhavetotellmethatyouwanttoseeit,andIwillgiveittoyou,letyouseeitbutifyoudon’ttellMethatyouwanttoseeit,howcanIknowthatyouwanttoseeit。ifyoudon’twanttoseeit,youalsohavetotellmethatyoudon’twanttoseeit。thenIwontletyousee(悟空早已痛苦不堪,逃离此地)唐:悟空!comeback!哎。。。(唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)白1:(远处偷看到画册)oh….Heisinterestedingirls嘿嘿!变成了一个女的音乐很慢幽白1和白2双人舞变换说话一定要嗲白2:(曼妙的走过来,碰一下唐僧,唐僧不转头边吃边看书:leavemealone.白2再次碰一下,唐僧依然不转头:Isaidleavemealone!这时,白2开口说话)白2:hi….gentleman!唐:(转头)wow…hisexylady!(扔掉画册,背景音乐响起,onlyyou,神情对视,过会儿)comehere,doyouwantsomefood?takesomebananes。iamtangseng,youcancallmeTanny白2:ohTanny…youaresofriendly,thanksforyourbanana。。。Ijustgotlost,anddon’tknowwheretogonow!canyouhelpme唐:yesofcourse,Iwilltrymybesttohelpyou,youdon’tworry!八戒:朝唐僧看看:wow,whatabeautifulgirl!手拍拍悟空looklook悟空:看到后ohmygod!ourbossisindangernow!马上朝白2冲过去悟空:“monster,Iwillkillyou!“吓到白2躲到唐的后面唐:whatareyoudoing?monkey,don’tberude!thisbeautifulladyismynewfriend!悟空:boss,thisisamonster,inordertogetclosetoyou。,shehaschangedherselfintoacharminggirl,shewilleatyou!唐:bullshit!youmustbefedupwiththistriptothewest…..(悟空执意要打,唐僧苦劝不听)唐:Ithink,you,littlemonkeyneedtobepunished悟空:(赶忙说)oh,no,boss,please唐:(叹气)哎唱着itissolatetoapologise。。。。。!说Money,youdeservewhatyouwillsuffer(摆姿势,要念咒语)(杰克逊的beatit,,,,justbeatit,beatit,willyoulistentomewillyoulistentomewillyoulistentome)悟空抱头大叫:“ohbossenoughenough。。。pleasestopstopIwilllistentoyou“八戒过来求情:“bosshecantstanditnow看着悟空痛苦样,哦米拖佛poormoney!‘唐停止念咒说:“ok、monkey,rememberdon’tmakesuchstupidmistakesagain,youcangonow‘悟空抱着很痛的头摇摇晃晃的离开。唐僧看着八戒:“八戒youalsohavetoleavehere,youruglypigfacewillmakemyfriendscared,gogogo!”八戒不情愿地离开白2:hahaha….,白2白原形一起双人舞变换成白原形音乐很恐怖白原:idiot!.lookwhoIam(变回原样,唐僧大喊救命)iwilleatyou….唐:啊!悟空悟空八戒comebackcomeback白原:哈哈哈shutup!noonecansaveyounow!hahahahahha仰天大笑唐掏偷偷出电话:“hihoney,Iamindangernow,comeandsaveme’!bequick!‘白原看到将电话拿过扔掉白原:‘哼,’正要杀唐做出姿势女:“stop!白原转过头来唐”ohdarlingyoujustcomeattherighttime,thankgod!“女:er,Ididn’ttellyouthatIhaveboughtanewairplanewithasatellitemap,soIcanfindyoueasily!coolhuh?女:monster.iwillfinishyou(举起魔杖,指着白原)白原:看着很吃惊youarethekingofthegirlcountryitmusthavebeenhundredsofyearssincethelasttimewhenweweretogether女:Iamconfused。whoareyou白原:带上帽子变成一个男子,新白娘子传奇音乐响白原唱者:“oh娘子,啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!西湖美景三月天哟,春雨如酒柳如烟勒“女:”oh相公,十年修得共船渡,百年修得共枕眠“白原和女合唱:若是千呀年呀有缘,白首同心在眼前。啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦。。。!白首同心在眼前”,女:ohmydarlingImissyouallthetime,tearsfalldowneverytimewhenIthinkofyou。低声哭泣着。。白原:哎,边给女擦眼泪honey,forgiveme,whenwewereapartlasttime,onmywayhome,godcaughtmeandIwassenttoprisonbyhim、。afewdaysagoIjustcameoutsecretly!女:哼,notallthemonstersareevil,godshouldnothavetreatedyoulikethat。白原:ohhoneydon’tbesadnowIamback,wecanlivetogetherforever,right?女:”great,let’sgobacktomycountry,thiswayplease,myairplaneisthere!两人手拉手向飞机走去!留下唐僧一人。。唐自言自语;“哎,myqueenleftme,howcanshecheatmeandbreakmyyoungheart?八戒赶过来看见唐很悲伤说“boss,whathappened?唐:“nothing,Ijustmissmymotherok!‘八戒:ohbossdon’tbesad。Whenyoumissher,youcancallherandaskhertobeonline!thenyoucanseeherthroughtheInternet。Ithinkqqisagoodchoice!唐:“ok八戒,letsgo、whereareyourbrothers八戒:bosstheyarewaitingforus,weshouldcontinueourjourneynow。。。唐”ok。。。音乐西游记敢问路在何方路在脚下、、、CTRL+A全选可调整字体属性及字体大小-CAL-FENGHAI.NetworkInformationTechnologyCompany.2020YEAR
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