电影小黄人Minions.2015剧本中英文对照完整版

电影小黄人Minions.2015剧本中英文对照完整版小黄人Minions.小黄人在这个星球上生存得远比我们久远Minionshavebeenonthisplanetfarlongerthanwehave.他们有很多名字Theygobymanynames.戴夫卡尔保罗麦克Dave,Carl,Paul,Mike.噢这个是诺伯特Oh,thatoneisNorbert.他是个傻瓜He'sanidiot.他们每一个都与众不同但他们都有相同的目标They'realldifferent.Buttheyallsharethesamegoal.为他们所能找到的最卑鄙的人效力Toservethemostdespicablemastertheycouldfind.老大BOSS!让他们的主人开心就是他们存活于世的终极意义Makingtheirmasterhappywasthetribe'sveryreasonforexistence.但这并不意味着他们对生活没有其他热情Butthat'snottosaythattheydidn’thaveotherpassions.-快看那是香蕉-让我过去-Look.It'sabanana.-Moveover.这是香蕉哈哈哈哈It'sabanana.Ha-hah-ha.扭一扭舔一舔额Yumyum.Huh?找到一个主人很容易FindingaBosswaseasy.但要长期跟着这个老板...有点小问题ButkeepingaBoss...thereinliestheproblem噢哇Whoa!噢Oh.我是...傻瓜噢Iam...oaf.Aw.不对他们来说这不太容易Nope,itwasn'teasyfortheseguys.但他们从不气馁Buttheynevergaveup.随着石器时代新物种陆续出现Withtheemergenceofthestoneagecametheriseofanewspecies.人类可跟恐龙大不一样Manwasverydifferentfromthedinosaur.他更矮更可怕更聪明Hewasshorter,hairierandway,waysmarter.小黄人们一直很崇拜这个男人并尽心尽力服侍他TheminionstookaninstantlikingtoManandhelpedhimasbesttheycould.噢不不...这儿送你一个礼物Oh,nono...Here.Apresent.-这个-是的是的-This?-Yesyesyes.你可以用这来攻击它Forhitting.Ut-ut.啊噢Aw!可怜太轻信他人太过脆弱也太过美味Poorman.Sotrusting,sofragile,so-sodelicious.小黄人们对大老板的追求使他们在大多历史时刻中走在文明中心及前沿Theirquestforabossputtheminionsfrontandcenterforsomeofthecivilizationmosthistoricmoments.古埃及人对他们许下重大诺言AncientEgyptheldgreatpromise.好的Okay!但是并没有持续太久Butitdidn'tlastlong.嗯噢Hmm.Oh.这样才对Here.Yup.啊噢Aw!那段黑暗时代也很有趣Thedarkageswereactuallyfuntimes.他们的新主人喜欢深夜派对白天沉睡Theirnewmasterhadatendencytopartyallnightandsleepallday.咳咳唔呼Ahem.Yoo-hoo.你们要干啥Whatareyoudoing?噢Oh.噢最终派对草草结束Oh,eventuallythepartyisover.阿呸Achoo.他们从一个魔鬼主人跳到另一个Theybouncefromoneevilmastertoanother.但他们好像从没找到最合适的那个Buttheyneverseemedtofindtheirperfectfit.有一个雇主对他们的失职相当不满Oneparticularemployertooktheirfailureveryverybadly.小黄人们除了不停跑路别无他法TheMinionshadnootherchoicebuttokeepmoving.而后当所有的希望逐渐灰飞烟灭时Andthen,whenallhopesseemlost.他们找到了避难所Theyfoundsanctuary.小黄人们安全了TheMinionsweresafe.多年过去小黄人们建立了自己的文明YearspassedastheMinionsforgedtheirowncivilization.他们确实为自己而活着Theytrulymadealifeforthemselves.但有些事不太对劲Butsomethingjustwasn'tright.他们深感内心空虚没有主人就没有人生目标Theyfeltemptyinside.Withoutamaster,theyhadnopurpose.他们开始毫无目的地生活着Theybecameaimless沮丧抑郁anddepressed.如果继续保持这样小黄人们将走向死亡Ifthiscontinueanylonger,theMinionswouldperish.然而这一切不会消失因为有一只小黄人有个计划Butallwasnotlost,foroneMinionhadaplan.他的名字叫做凯文HisnamewasKevin.对于跟其他小黄人分享想法他很激动Hewasexcitedtosharehisideawiththetribe.他为此准备了很多天很多周甚至很多年He'dbeenpreparingfordays,weeks,months.现在他准备好...Butnowhewasready...凯文将离开这个洞穴他将回到外面的世界Kevinwouldleavethecave,gobacktotheoutsideworld直到为所有小黄人找到最邪恶的大坏蛋他才会回来andhewouldnotreturnuntilhehadfoundhistribethebiggestbaddestvillaindeserved.但他需要帮助Butheneededhelp.我我让我来Me!Me.Chooseme.鲍勃很想去-凯文Bobwaseagertogo.-Kevin?但凯文觉得对于此次险途而言他显然不够强壮ButKevinfelthewasjustnotstrongenoughforthedangerousjourneyahead.额不另外一个小黄人Uhno.OneotherMinion!我选我Me.Chooseme.我选我噢Me!Chooseme!Aw.我Me!来吧选我吧Come,chooseme.幸运的是有人站了出来Luckilysomeonesteppedup.-哈-斯图亚特来吧-Huh?-Stuart!Comehere.哈我我噢谢谢Huh.Me?Me?Oh,thankyou.但老实说斯图亚特对他的选择一无所知Truthbetold.Stuarthadnoideawhathewaschosefor.哈为为什么Huh!Wh-Why?但他人的鼓舞让他很兴奋Butwasthrilledthatpeoplecheeredforhim.还要一个Onemore!我我很强壮ME!Iamstrong.看看这Seehere.看到吧See!-噢-噢-Oh.-Oh.额...好吧还要一个Uh...okay.Onemore.凯文选我吧Kevin.Chooseme.求你了选我吧凯文Please.Chooseme,Kevin.-来吧到这来-耶哈哈-Comehere.-Yeah!Haha.最终鲍勃的动力与热情Eventually,Bob'senergyandenthusiasm但主要还是缺少志愿者改变了凯文的想法butmostlylackofothervolunteerschangedKevin'smind.-库巴雅(棒棒哒)-库巴雅-Kumbaya!-Kumbaya!库巴雅Kumbaya.大老板大老板Bigboss!Bigboss!小黄人们纷纷告别Thetribesaidtheirfarewells.凯文带给他们长久以来不曾拥有的东西Kevinhadgiventhemsomethingtheyhaven'thadinalongtime.希望-凯文Hope.-Kevin.鲍勃(大老板大老板)Bob.(Bigboss!Bigboss!)嘿托尼祝你好运Hey.Tony,goodlucktoyou.汤姆保重Tom.Takecare.还有克里斯回见AndChris.Seeyoulater.-嘿鲍勃快过来-好啦好啦-HeyBob,youcoming.-Yes,yes.大老板大老板Bigboss!Bigboss!拜拜Byebye.凯文感觉很自豪他将成为解救小黄人的英雄Kevinfeltpride.Hewasgoingtobetheonetosavehistribe.斯图亚特感觉饿了Stuartfelt,hungrymostly.他将成为吃掉香蕉的吃货Hewasgoingtobetheonetoeatthisbanana.-以及鲍勃-噢-AndBob-Oh.鲍勃有些害怕前方的旅途Bobwasfrightenedofthejourneyahead.而后他们启程了Andtheywereoff.启程去寻找新老板Off,tofindtheirnewboss.纽约1968NewYork1968-噢看看那个-喔哇-Oh,lookatthatone.-Whoa!喔哇看看那个Whoa.Lookatthatone.-和平-用爱感化反对战争-Peace!-Makelove,notwar!希望世界和平Peacetotheworld.商店即将关门Thestoreisnowclosing.-嘿你要干嘛-抱歉让一让让一让-Hey,whatareyoudoing?-Excuseme.Excuseme.-鲍勃你在哪呢-别碰它-Bob,whereyou?-Getawayfromthat.噢凯文Oh,Kevin.欢迎回到约会大作战AndwelcomebacktotheDatingGame.好了珍妮弗做出你的决定吧WellJennifer.Haveyoudecided三位绅士你要选谁约会呢whichofthese3gentlemen,you'llgoonadatewith?-鲍勃吗-耶鲍勃加油-IsitBob?-Yeah.GoBob.-凯文-看啊是凯文-Kevin.-Look,it'sKevin.-又或是斯图亚特-噢哟斯图亚特-OrwillitbeStuart?-Oh.Yo,Stuart.老天啊这太难了他们都听起来好萌啊Gosh.Thisissohard.Theyallsoundedsocute.我觉得我会跟...IthinkI'mgoingtogowith...V...N...C...V...N...C...欢迎收看最高机密恶棍网络电视台You'rewatchingthetopsecretVillainNetworkChannel.如果你敢告密我们绝不放过你Ifyoutellanyone,we'llfindyou.受恶棍联盟资助SponsoredbyVillain-Con.连续89年世界各地犯罪分子的盛大集结已经吹响For89yearsstraight.Thebiggestgatheringofcriminalsanywhere.尊敬的恶棍们将为出席嘉宾做演讲Attendguestlecturesfromesteemvillains.与地下组织联系Makecontactsintheunderworldcommunity.与此同时这也史无前例And,forthefirsttimeanywhere,斯嘉丽?杀人狂ScarletOverkill!邪恶太邪恶了Evil.Soevil.-犯罪天才-嘿女孩儿们准备赚钱啦-Criminalgenius.-Hey.Girl'sgottomakealiving.-闪边先生-让路让路-Moveaside,men.-Makeway.-这个小镇上有个新的坏蛋-抱歉-There'sanewbadmanintown.-Excuseme.并且那个坏蛋是个女人Andthatmanisawoman.-坏蛋们还没准备好-真是血腥火热-Crimeisn'tready.-It'sredhot.这周就来恶棍联盟吧GettoVillain-Conthisweekend.就在佛罗里达州奥兰多波因茨大道545号Onlyat545PointsAvenue,Orlando,Florida.犯罪什么的最好玩了嘿嘿嘿Somuchfun,it'sacrime.Heh-heh-heh.-恶棍联盟奥兰多-啊呼-哈哈哈-Villain-Con,Orlando.-Woohoo.-Ha-ha-ha.噢是啊可远了Ohyeah,farout.欢迎来到维恩兄弟WelcometoWayne,buddy.噢沃尔特你看这些可爱的小怪物们也要去奥兰多Oh,Walterlook.TheseadorablelittlefreaksareheadingtoOrlandotoo.是啊我看到了你好我叫沃尔特?朱尼尔Yeah,Iseethat.Hey,WalterJunior.-发生了什么-缇娜-嗨-What'shappening?-Tina.-Hi.佩吉你说我们送他们一程怎么样Pinkie.Whatdoyousaywegivethesefellowsaride?-新朋友-都到纳尔逊快递车上来吧-Newfriends.-AllaboardtheNelsonExpress.你独眼侠你坐我旁边吧You,oneeye,You'resittingnexttome.真高兴我们先其他怪人一步让你们搭了便车Gladwecamealongbeforesomeweirdospickedyouup.谁想吃苹果片Whowantsappleslices?噢你也来一个吧Oh,youtoo.成长为一个...男孩需要点能量Growingofa...boylike...creaturesneedtheirstrength.好哇Yeah.谢谢啦Thanks,man.好了有人想下车活动活动吗Alright.Whoneedstostretchtheirlegs?-好诶-我我我-Yeah!-Mememe.你在这等等我很快就回来Youwaitrighthere.We'llberightback.好的纳尔逊我们一起来Okay,Nelsons.Let'sdothis.快跑走走走Go.Gogogo.好吧好吧又出发啦Okeydokey,ontheroadagain.老爸有人跟上来了都怪我触发了警报Dad,wegotcompany.It'sbecauseItrippedthealarm.-我真是弱爆了-嘿-Istink.-Hey.我们都失误了小甜心你还有的学呢Weallmakemistakes,sugarplum.You'restilllearning.噢哇什么Whoa.What!-你爸是对的缇娜-装弹-Yourfather'sright,Tina.-Reload.-毕竟罗马不是一日建成的-装弹-Hewasn’tthisgoodatbeingevilovernight.-Reload.轮到你了Yourtimeiscoming.啊这玩意儿坏了Ah,it'sjammed.哈Huh?-好吧谁干的-是斯图亚特-Okay,whodidthat?-It'sStuart.-但是但是-真是太棒了-Butbut.-Thatwasgreat.哈哈哈谢谢Hahaha.Thankyou.这样哥们儿能耽误几秒问个私人问题吗Say,fellows.CanIgetpersonalforasecond?你们为什么要去奥兰多WhyareyougoingtoOrlando?别这样你可以告诉我你要去恶棍联盟对吗Comeon,youcantellus,You'regoingtoVillain-Con,aren'tyou?好啦你可以告诉我们你是要去恶棍联盟对吧Comeon,youcantellus,You'regoingtoVillain-Con,aren'tyou?是的恶棍联盟Yes,Villain-Con.恶棍联盟Villain-Con.哇车上有好多坏家伙Wow,somanybadguysinthecar.-多么有趣-我就知道-Whatfun.-Iknewit.我就知道你是个大坏蛋对吧亲爱哒Iknewyouwerevillains.Didn'tI,honey?世界真是太小了希望我们不是竞争对手Whatasmallworld.Hopewe'renotinrivalgangs.嘿嘿嘿Hehhehheh.小不点别这样Pinkie,don't.小家伙嗯Baby,huh?等我们到奥兰多的时候我要去找我最爱的恶棍给我的杂志签名WhenwegettoOrlando,I'mgoingtogetmyfavoritevillainstosignmymagazine.毒魔相扑DumotheSumo.噢凯文你不会想为他效力的他把他上一个侍从吃了Oh,Kevin!Youdon'twanttoworkforhim.Heatehislasthenchman.弗兰基?鱼唇他住在海里FrankieFishlips.Helivesintheocean.嗯Uh.-你能在水里呼吸么-还成吧-Canyoubreatheunderwater?-Soso.哇哇哇快看她斯嘉丽?杀人狂Ohohoh.Lookather,ScarletOverkill.最霸气的超级坏蛋前所未有Thecoolestsupervillain,likeever.她入行的时候只是个小女孩烈性饮料猪尾巴Shestartedoutasyouraveragelittlegirl.Bracers,pigtails.但是当她13岁的时候她创建了一个犯罪王国But,bythetimeshewas13,Shebuiltacriminalempire.如果我是小黄人这就是我追随的目标IfIwasaMinion,that'swhoIwouldworkfor.-我们到啦美丽的奥兰多-耶我们到啦-Hereweare,abeautifulOrlando.-Yeah,we'rehere!嘿兄弟们看着Heygang,watchthis.欢迎来到诱饵店有什么可以帮您的么Welcometothebaitshop,howcanIhelpyou?恩嗨Yeah,hi.我们来这里找犯罪什么的最好玩了Wearehereforsomuchfun,It'sacrime,哇噢耶Woo-hoo.Yeh!我们到恶棍联盟了我们真的到恶棍联盟了We'reatVillain-Con.We'reatVillain-Con!好的我们到了Alright,herewego.恩就是这里啦我想告诉你并且我真的觉得Well,thisisit.IwanttotellyouandIreallyImeanthis.我非常欣赏你在后座时对警察放的那一枪真心的I'mreallyappreciatewhatyoudidbacktherewiththecops.Really.爸爸是弗兰基?鱼唇Dad!It'sFrankieFishlips.-在这里我都能闻到他的味道-小家伙去拿我的相机-Icansmellhimfromhere!-Junior,getmycamera.祝你们好运孩子们Goodluckinthere,boys.希望你们能够在这找到你们想要的Ihopeyoufindwhatyouarelookingfor.-好的再见-再见-Yeah,bye.-Bye.-这就是恶棍联盟啦-哈哈-AndherecomesVillain-Con!-Haha.-耶-恶棍联盟-呀吼-Yeah!-Villain-Con.-Ya-hoo.有什么犯罪天赋么Anyeviltalents?不错Notbad.你呢有什么犯罪天赋么Whataboutyou?Anyeviltalents?你好啦啦啦啦啦啦嗯Hello.Lalala.Lalala.Eh?这既不是犯罪也不是特长That'snotevil,oratalent.哈喽啦啊哈哈Hello!Laa!Haha.不算么No?对不起但是我已经不再招人了I'msorry,butI'mnotlookingforanymoreservants.因为我弗拉克斯教授BecauseI,ProfessorFlux,发明了世界上第一台时光机haveinventedtheworld'sfirstTimemachine,每次我去往未来我都把未来的我带来帮我EverytimeIvisitthefuture,Ibringmyfutureselfbacktohelpme.你好Hello.这边这个是谁啊两周后的弗拉克斯教授么Who'sthatoverthere,ProfessorFluxfrom2weeksfromnow?如你所见我并不需要帮手Asyoucansee,Idon'tneedanyhelp.啊玩大了兄弟们我们把原始的那个杀了Oh.Waytogo,guys.Wekilledtheoriginal.-啊-哇-Huh!-Aw!该死Shit.恶棍联盟我来介绍下我们的关键发言人Villain-Con,Ipresentourkeynotespeaker.斯嘉丽?杀人狂世界上第一个女性超级坏蛋ScarletOverkill.Theworld'sfirstfemalesupervillain.现在在第8大厅AppearingrightnowinHall8.你准备好了么Areyouready?来了斯嘉丽?杀人狂Go.ScarletOverkill.哈Ha.当坏人的感觉是不是棒呆了Doesn'titfeelsogoodtobebad?-斯嘉丽斯嘉丽-呼呼呼-Scarlet.Scarlet.-Hu-hu-hu.哈哈哈Ha-ha-ha...哇哦谢谢Wow.Thankyou.非常感谢Thankyousomuch.好了嘘嘘嘘Okay.Shhshhshh.我入行的时候有人说女人永远无法像男人一样抢银行好吧WhenIstartedout,peoplesaidawomancouldneverrobabankaswellasaman.Well.时代变了Time'schanged.我爱你斯嘉丽Iloveyou,Scarlet!看看这些不同的脸我们是如此与众不同Lookatallthosefacesoutthere,weareallsodifferent.但是我们有一点是相同的Butwehaveonethingincommon.我们都有鳍足Wewerebornwithflippers.不是吗只有我吗No?Justme?好吧Okay.我们都志向远大并且愿意竭尽全力实现梦想Wehavebigdreams,andwewilldoanythingtomakethemcometrue.你们当中有人想过要为最厉害的超级坏蛋工作吗Haveanyofyoueverdreamtofworkingforthegreatestsupervillainofalltime?呵呵呵那么Heh-heh-heh.Well.如果我说我正在找一个新的侍从呢WhatifIweretotellyou,thatIamlookingforanewhenchman!我相信你们之中必定有人有潜力为我服务Itrulybelievesomewhereoutthereisavillainwiththepotentialtoservegreatness.-并且这可能是你们当中的任何一个人-哇-Anditcouldbeanyofyou.-Whoa.但是我们不要自欺欺人了Althoughlet'snotkidourselves.真正适合这个工作的人是凯文和他的小黄人们TrulythemanforthisjobareKevinandhisMinions.有着10倍的坏水和前卫的形象10timestheevilandhalfthepackage.我满怀敬畏I'mjustinawe.让我们听到为凯文欢呼的声音他拯救了小黄人Let'shearitforKevin.Hesavedhistribe!凯文凯文Kevin!Kevin!-凯文凯文凯-嘿凯文嘿-KevinKevinKev...-Hey,Kevin.Hey.嗷Aw.那么我们该怎么做呢So.Howshouldwedothis?额噢Hmm.Oh.你们都看到这个小玩意儿了吧Youseethistinylittletrinket?那么从我手中拿到它你就得到了这份工作Well,justtakeitfrommyhandandyougotthejob.小菜一碟这简直太容易了Nobigdeal,it'salmosttoosimple.恩呃呃Ehhehheh.噢拜托不要害怕拿到石头工作手到擒来Oh,comeon,don'tbeafraid.Justtakethestoneandgetthatjob.-拜托-噢好吧-Comeon.-Oh,okay.-这份工作是我的-啊-Thatjobismy.-Uhf.现在对我温柔一点噢Now,goeasyonme.呵呵呵Heh-heh-heh-啊Aw!我爱这身打扮哟Lovethecostume.啊Ha!太帅了Socool!就没有其他人了么Isnoonegoodenough?鲍勃Bob!嘿呀Hiya!嗷Awk.难道我的演讲没有调动大家的Didn'tmyspeechinspiredanyone积极性来证明他们的价值么toriseupandprovethemselvesworthy?这么多坏蛋我却还拿着这个小熊Allthesevillains,andyetIstillhavethe-bear.这个小熊为什么我拿着的是小熊啊Stuffedbear.WhyamIholdingabear?-噢-谁拿了那个红宝石-Oh.-Whohastheruby?哇你你是谁Wow.Who-Whoareyou?我穿着闪亮牛仔裤的骑士My...knightsinshinydenim.-我是凯文这是斯图尔特-哟-这是鲍勃-I'mKevin.ThisisStuart.-Yo.-AndBob.-小黄人-这太难以置信了-Minions!-Thatwasincredible.看呐赢得这场竞争的最终人选Behold,thelastcreaturesyouexpecttowintheday.获胜者出现了Theemergedvictorious.在座的每个人这是我的新侍从Everyone,meetmynewhenchmen.小黄人TheMinions!-库巴雅哈哈-库巴雅-Kumbaya!Haha!-Kumbaya!库巴雅Kumbaya!嘿我认识他们我载他们来的这里Hey!Iknowthoseguys.Igavethemaridehere.哇噢吼吼吼Woo.Hoo-hoo-hoo.系好安全带噢孩子们下一站英格兰Buckleup,boys.Nextstop,England.哈喽嘿凯文Hello.Hey,Kevin.呃跟老板一起去英格兰Eh.WithBoss,inEngland.喔呃哈喽凯文你你刚刚说英格兰Oh.Uh...helloKevin.Did-DidyousayEngland.恩哼老板对Uh-huh.Theboss,yes.斯嘉丽?杀人狂噢ScarletOverkill.Ah.哈喽哈喽Hello.Hello?澳他挂了哈喽Oh.Hehungup.Hello.哇噢Wow.来吧孩子到这来Herewego.Comehere.顺便我真的很喜欢你的小熊Bytheway.Ireallylikeyourbear.-赫布我亲爱的-你知道我在-Herb,mybaby.-YouknowIam.你去哪了?还是那么坏?Howdiditgo?Wereyouevil?-太坏了-喔-Soevil.-Oh!一只小鸟今天把这个丢了过来Alittlebirddroppedthisofftoday.图上是我我就是这个“H”It'sme,I'mthe"H".而且也没有什么鸟也是我Also,there'snobirds.Alsome.赫布说正经的Herb,seriously.我想把那个威廉?莎士比亚挖出来IwanttodigupthatWilliamShakespeare,好让他看看什么才叫写作sohecanseewhattruewritingis.我喜欢这个礼物Iloveit.它能博得你欢心是因为我爱你ThatworksbecauseIloveyou.恩我也爱你Well,Iloveyoutoo.孩子们过来这边Boys.Couldyoucomehereplease?见过我相公赫布发明家天才狐狸Meetmyhusband,Herb.Inventor,supergenius,fox.赫布这些是我们的新成员Herb,thesearethenewrecruits.凯文斯图尔特还有那个小可爱鲍勃Kevin,StuartandthatcutelittleoneisBob.好极了你们真是又迷你又黄得不行我知道Righton.Youguysarecrazylittleandwayyellow,andIdiggedthat.好可爱哟亲Sweet,man.-哇-房子好漂亮-Wow.-Coolhouse.我知道漂亮吧Iknow,right?只是一些我偷的东西填一下屋子的空处JustafewthingIstoletohelpfillthevoid.来看看我的罐子吧Checkingoutmycan?我们把这个偷来只是因为Westolethatbecausefinally终于有人把我喜欢的汤做成了油画someoneexpressedmyloveofsoupinpaintingform.-哇-喔-Wow.-Woo.好了听着我们该来谈谈工作了Okay,listenup.Itistimetogetdowntobusiness.你知道这是谁么Doyouknowwhothisis?呃洛杉矶蟑螂么Uh.Lacockroach?这是伊丽莎白女王英格兰的统治者ThisisQueenElizabeth,rulerofEngland.我爱英格兰他们的音乐流行IloveEngland.Theirmusic,thefashion.我很认真地考虑要不要哪天推翻它I'mseriouslythinkingaboutoverthrowingitsomeday.不管咋样这个满脸苍白的女人监视着它Anyway.Thispaledrinkingwateroverseesitall.我是她的铁杆粉丝非常尊敬她的工作I'mherbiggestfan,lovedherwork.并且我真的真的超级想要她的王冠AndIreallyreallyreallywanthercrown.把皇冠偷来你所有的梦想都能实现Stealingthecrownandallyourdreamscometrue.尊敬Respect!权利Power!36500:36:36,250-->00:36:38,059、芭娜娜(香蕉)Banana!芭娜娜Banana!哈亨利Huh,Henry!不喔噢不No.Ohoh,no.不要距离太近噢孩儿们Don'tgettooclose,boys.这件东西完成的时候会是我的终极武器但是Whenit'scompleted,itwillbemyultimateweapon.But.现在它有辐射泄漏我知道你无法相信Rightnow,it'sleakingradiation.Likeyouwouldnotbelieve.所以你们是来拿你们的装备的Soyou'rehereforgear.-鲍勃罗伯特博比我的孩子-嗯-Bob,Robert,Bobbymyboy.-Yes?你获得我最新的延展衣Yougetmyfaroutstretchsuit.凯文凯沃凯文七世Kevin,Kevo,SeventhKevin.你有幸成为熔岩灯枪的拥有者YouaretheproudownerofmyLavaLampgun.这玩意能射出真正的火山岩浆Thisbabyshootsactuallava.很酷对不对Prettycool,right?最后斯图斯图尔特斯图超人斯图彼德Andfinally,Stu,Stu-art,Stuperman,Pitstu.我给你最酷的发明或许是最酷的Igotyouthecoolestinvention,probablyever.催眠帽Hypnohat!你可以用它催眠任何人Youcanuseittohypnotizeanyone.任何人Anyone!喔你们看起来真棒Oh,youlooksogreat.我就像一个自豪的妈妈有三个干劲十足充满邪恶的儿子Ifeellikeaproudmamawiththreedashingevilsons.呃斯嘉丽斯嘉丽Uh.Scarlet.Scarlet.不不不要说了我听不懂No,no,don'tsayanything,Iwouldn'tunderstand.今天对你们来说是个大日子已经很晚了你们一定累了It'sgettinglate,youhadabigday.Youmustbeexhausted.哇他弹力可真强Wow.Hecansurebounce.好了可能我要讲个睡前故事才能使他们安静下来Well,maybeI'llsettlethemdownwithabedtimestory.鲍勃这听起来怎么样Howdoesthatsound,Bob?鲍勃鲍勃鲍勃Bob?Bob?Bob!喔睡前故事Oh.Bedtimestory?这个主意棒极了That,isagroovyidea,我去拿些饼干和热牛奶那一定会很有趣I'llgogetsomecookiesandwarmmilk.Thisisgoingtobesofun!睡前故事Andthebedtimestory.噢是的我想到了一个非常非常棒的睡前故事Oh,yes,I'vegotareallyreallygoodbedtimeborey.很久很久以前有三只小猪Onceuponatimetherewerethreelittlepigs.在那个命中注定的日子里他们遇到一只大坏狼Onefatefulday,thepigsencounteredabigbadwolf,这只狼给要给他们一个惊喜whohadawonderfulsurpriseforthem他给三只小猪和他们的朋友提供了一个工作那就是为她工作Thewolfofferedthethreepigsandalltheirfriendsajobworkingforher.每个人都很开心Everyonewouldbesohappy.而三只小猪所要做的是去偷一个王冠Allthethreelittlepigshadtodowasjuststealonelittlecrown.这只美丽的狼自小就非常渴望得到王冠Thatthebeautifulwolfhadwantedeversinceshewasapennilesslittlestreetcub.她被人抛弃身无分文无人关爱Unlovedandabandoned.而王冠能代表她是一个公主Butthatcrownwouldmeanshewasaprincess.每个人都爱公主Andeverybodylovestheprincess.所以狼让小猪们去偷王冠So,thewolfsentthepigstogetthatcrown.但是小猪们没有准备好迎接挑战Butthelittlepigsweren'tuptothechallenge.他们任务失败了Theyfailedtheirmission.所以狼暴跳如雷Sothewolfhuffedandpuffed然后把三只小猪炸飞地球andsheblewthemoffthefaceoftheearth.结束了TheEnd.小猪猪们祝你们明天夺冠顺利Goodluckgettingthecrowntomorrow,littlepigs.我知道你们不会让我失望的Iknowyouwon'tdisappointme.伦敦塔TowerofLondon伦敦塔伦敦TowerofLondon-LONDON你好三张票Hello.Threeplease.没有成年人陪伴你们不能进去Youarenotallowedtoenterwithoutanadult.滚开小流氓Scram,hooligans.请问几张票Howmanytickets,please?麻烦三张Three,please.一张一张Oneplease.One.-亲爱的祝你游览愉快-谢谢-Enjoyyourself,love.-Thankyou.喂你们在这干什么Hey!Whatareyoudoinghere?这是禁区Thisisarestrictedarea!举起双手Handsintheair!让我来Letmedoit.别动Stopthat!后退Getback!那么So.你们是为女王的王冠而来是吗Youcameforthequeen'scrown,didyou?好吧你们必须先过我这关Well,you'regonnahavetogetthroughme.王冠的守护者Thekeeper!Ofthecrown.你认为嘲笑老人很有趣是不是Youthinkit'sfunnytomocktheelderly,doya?我已经在这待了几十年I'vebeenupherefordecades.就是在等那些想偷女王王冠的人Justwaitingforsomeonetotryandstealthequeen'streasure.好吧我来Okay.Mewilldoit.你在说什么我不在乎Whatareyousaying?AndIdon'tcare!嘿嘿哈哈哈Heehee.Hahaha.噢不你不能Ohno,youdon't.闪开Getoutoftheway.大家好Hello.大家好Hello.-拦住那些家伙-抓住他-Stopthebloke!-Stophim,men!-抓他的腿-抓住-Tothelegs.-Freeze.噢疯了Aw.Manic.凯文Kevin!警官女王被绑架了TheQueen'sbeenkidnapped,Sgt.天哪Blimey!-怎么回事-你好-What'sgoingon?-Hello.绅士是不会偷女士的王冠的Gentlemendonotstealladies'crowns!噢不不不Oh,nonono...噢噢天哪Oh-Ohdear!你个流氓抓住他们Youscoundrel.Afterthem!那个家伙站住Stoptheblighter!站住Stoptheblighter!你被包围了You'resurrounded.噢天哪Oh,blimey!一个英国最著名的神话成真了OneofEngland'smostfamousmythshasbecomeareality.而新国王已被加冕Asanewkinghasbeencrowned.鲍勃一个得黄疸病的秃顶小孩Bob,whoappearstobeabaldjaundicechild他把荣耀之剑从石台中拔出Haspulledthefamedswordrightfromit'sstone传说中规定得剑者即为王whichlegenddictates,makeshimthenewking屎黄色小叛徒Tinyyellowtraitor!啊哈哈英国Ah-ha-ha.England!英国英国England!England!英国England.-英国-英国-England.-England.-英国-英国-England.-England.您好鲍勃国王Hello,KingBob.欢迎来到白金汉宫WelcometoBuckinghamPalace.呃不Uh.No.哦陛下有什么事吗Oh.What'sthematter,YourMajesty?无论是什么烦扰了你我们都能解决Whateverisbotheringyou,wecanmakeitright.-只需要你指出来-喔-Justnameit.-Oh.鲍勃国王KingBob!-耶-万岁-Yeh!-Hurrah!-鲍勃国王-耶-KingBob!-Yeh.鲍勃国王KingBob!咳等等Whoa,wait.-咦哈-鲍勃国王-Yee-ha!-KingBob.是鲍勃国王Yes,KingBob.鲍勃国王KingBob?鲍勃国王KingBob?球Ball...你怎么敢啊Howdareyou.Aw!斯嘉丽Scarlet.不要叫我斯嘉丽你们这些阴险的小叛徒Don'tyouScarletme.Youbackstabbinglittletraitors!用赫布的发明偷了我的王冠UsingHerb'sinventionstostealmycrown!说实话我觉得自己被利用了Ifeelusednotgoingtolie.你偷了我的梦想Youstolemydream.我梦想有一天我将统治英国IwasgoingtoconquerEnglandsomeday.有一个盛大的加冕礼Therewasgoingtobeacoronation.而我会被封为女王AndIwasgoingtobemadequeen每时每刻我都在为此准备着Everymomentwasplanned.我将会穿一件色彩鲜艳闪闪发光的裙子Iwouldwearadresssosparklyandglowed.任何怀疑我的人Andeveryonewhoeverdoubtedme都会看着这一幕并流下悔恨的泪水Wouldbewatchingandtheywouldbecrying.我将是高雅和上流社会的象征Iwasgoingtobethepictureofeleganceandclass!但是你个白痴却毁了这一切Andyoupinheadsscreweditup!不不不这王冠是为了你Nonono.Thecrown,foryou.不不不鲍勃国王No,nono.KingBob.你不能就这样退位Youcannotjustabdicatethethrone.这个蠢货谁喊来的Whoinvitedthesquare?而且你绝对不能就这样把王位给了这个女人Andyoudefinitelycannotjustgivethejobtothiswoman.这是法律上写了的Therearelaws.法律Laws?鲍勃国王正式修改法律BobKinghasofficialchangedthelaw.宣布斯嘉丽?杀人狂成为英国女王ClearingthewayforScarletOverkilltobecrownedQueenofEngland她将在伦敦著名的威斯敏斯特教堂进行加冕ShewillbecoronatedatLondon'shistoricWestminsterAbbey.如果我不是这么有礼貌IfI'mwasn'tsopolite我会说这个国家的末日来临了Isaythisspellscertaindoomforthecountry要不然就是世界末日Ifnot,theworld.但是我是很有礼貌的所以我会紧闭我的嘴But,I'msoverypolite,thatIshallkeepmymouthshut.但是认真地说我们都有大麻烦了But,seriously,weareallinbigtrouble.我没有时间回答问题Idon'thavetimetoansweranyquestions.我只是承担起所有使命的召唤I'mjustaboveandbeyondthecallofduty.你们三个小黄药丸是充满奇迹的人物Youarethreetinygoldenpillshapedmiracleworkers.你们偷走的不仅是英国还有我的心AndyouhavestolennotjustEngland,butmyheart.-斯嘉丽看这边-看这边-Scarlet,overhere.-Overhere.叫我吗PardonMe?哇那么多Wow,somany.很好Goodforyou好吧你们会得到你们应得的Well.Youallgetwhatyoudeserved.请吧请吧Goahead.Goahead.惨了Problem.我不想你们误会Idon'twantyoutotakethisthewrongway.但是我恨你们ButIhateyou.我以为我能原谅你们所做的一切IthoughtIcouldgetoverwhatyoudid.但是我感觉被背叛了ButIfeelsobetrayed.我认为是的我认为我们不得不散伙了Ithink,yes,Ithinkwe'regonnahavetobreakup.这不是你们的错Andit'snotyou.噢等等等一下Ohwait,holdon.是你们的错百分之百是你们Itisyou.It'sa100%you.啊不不Huh.Nono.所以小黄人享受这里吧随心所欲吧Sogetcomfortable,Minions.Getrealrealcomfortable.因为这里将是你们度过那毫无价值的余生的地方Becausethisiswhereyou'regoingtospendtherestofyourworthlesslittlelives.好吧来试试这个Alright,let'sdothis.谁是那个帅哥赫布不我的名字是卜勒布Who'sthishandsomeHerbfellow?No,MynameisBlerb.我是地牢管理者I'ma-adungeonmaster.准备好受我的折磨吧Preparedfortorture,whichIdo.好的爽不爽Alright,arewecomfy?没关系这是折磨Doesn'tmatter.Thisistorture.哇比我想象的更难下一个刑具Wow,harderthanIthought.Nextmachine.喔欢迎来到断头镇全体居民你们仨Oh,welcometohangtown.Population,you.剪掉这段真是太不专业了Cutitthat.Thisisreallyunprofessional.在地牢里禁止大笑Nolaughinginthedungeon我想看到的是眼泪我想听到的是尖叫IwanttoseetearsandIwanttohearscreams.或者我要得到OrI'mgonnaget..-等等-喂-Wait.-Hey.呃我有一个绝妙的好点子Eww,I'vegotagroovyidea.看这个啊哈哈Lookatthis.Ah-ha-ha.你好未来的赫布?杀人狂国王Hello,thefutureKingHerbOverkill.请上楼准备加冕礼Pleasecomeupstairst