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首页 调侃女人的经典语录(The classic quotations of women)

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调侃女人的经典语录(The classic quotation…

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调侃女人的经典语录(Theclassicquotationsofwomen)调侃女人的经典语录(Theclassicquotationsofwomen)Ridiculethe"woman"classicquotationsFivetimidwoman,:Comehomefromwork,gointothekitchen,eatdinner,gotobed,getthesalary,depositthebank,goouttothefarthestmarket,andonlymarryonemanallone'slifeModifytheprogram:donotgohomefortherestoftheday,soaktheInternetbarbubblebar,collarsalary,spendtheirown,thinkofwheretogo,andarbitraryweddingdressDirection:don'tbreakintothekitchen,itdoesnotgotobed,andherhusbandtobuyfashion,apricotoutofthewall,theartofspeaking:Onthelowerlevelspeech:Iemphasizeafewpointsonthesamelevelspeech:Iaddafewpointsonthespeechoftheleader:myexperiencestoXiaomi:somespeechtonight,thestandardofwomen'sappellation:Bythehouriscalledmassageaccordingtothecount,calledmissaccordingtothenightcalledprostitutesmonthlycountcalledloversyearcountiscalled"secondwife"accordingtohiswife,inthewest,awisewomanisonlyalover,notafriend,aloveristhebestsoulmate,onlypaynoreturn,butfriendsoftentreacherous,downthebed,likestrangersInChina,smartwomanfriendsdonotdolover,friendscanbeflexibleandcancommunicatebyphysicalexchangealovercanonlyenjoytheloveofsoulinasneakyway,butitisdifficulttoobtain!Haha~HowmanyheterosexualfriendsdoyouhaveWhatisloveMakinglovemeansnotsleepingwellwhatisanofficialAnofficerisnotagoodman,knowmoreandmorelove,AiQingknowlessandlessknowmoreandmoreXunZhou,LuXunknowlessandlessknowmoreandmoreMark,MarxknowlessandlessknowmoreandmoreBill,PaulknowlessandlessknowmoreandmoreRosamundKwan,BianZhilinmoreandmoreknowlessknowmoreandmoreofGod,LaoTzulessknowknowmoreandmorefourkings,fourgreatinventionsknowlessandlessmoreandmoreunmarriedcohabitation,marriagecohabitationlessmoreandmoreakeptwoman,grandmaraisedlessmoreandmorewomenlovemoneytheloveofwomenislessandlessmoreandmorecoupleswiththesufferingofthecoupleislessandlessknowmoreandmoreoftheworldischangingtoofast,cangraspthischangemoreComeless,"beforemarriage"Him:that'sgreat!ThedayI'mlookingforwardtoisfinallyhere!I'vebeenwaitingforyou!She:canIgobackonmywordHim:no!Youdon'tevenwanttothinkaboutit!She:doyoulovemeHim:ofcourse!She:willyoubetraymeHim:No,whydoyouhavethatideaShe:canyougivemeakissHim:ofcourse!Therecanneverbeonlyonce!She:areyoulikelytohitmeHe:neverpossible!She:canItrustyou"Aftermarriage,"fromthebottomupdifferentcountries,thehusbandmethiswifeandloverlove,havetheirownstyleoftreatment:ChinahusbandgrabbedMrsvalentinetothedoortokillMrsoutthewifeandherKoreanhusbandloverwerekilledJapanesehusbandrushedoutthedoor,DutchactRussia'shusbandgottwogunandherloverdueltheUnitedStatesthedoorslammedherhusband,lookingforfriendstochatFrenchhusbandpolitelysaid:sorry,excusemetheBritishgentlemanaskedherhusband:IwaswatchingyouBrazilhusbandshouted,"great!MayIjoinyou"fo,amissleadingdrunkandsleepingThephonerings,Misssays,"thesubscriberyoucalledisdrunkPleasedialagaintomorrow"!Thenextday,hiswifescolded:"howmuchwinedidyoudrink"ChinaMobileknowsallaboutit!,theleadershippointedout:nowsomecadreswithouthumantouch,butthereareloversdonotcareaboutfemalesubordinates,butcareaboutthelowerpartofwomenusuallynotmodest,encounterdisciplineandthewifeisguilty!,thenewaccountingbodyisfixedassets,ageisaccumulateddepreciation,unrequitedloveisnotbackdebts,missingisajournal,loveisloveisintangibleassets,operatingincome,marriageisconsolidated,loveisthechildisaccountspayable,otherpayables,lifeisgoing,thequarrelisbaddebts,thefightwasoperatinglosses,tearsarethereductionoftherightsandinterestsoftheowners,memoryistheaccountinganalysis,withmemorableistheloverisdeferredassetsandoperatingexpenses,soprofitisoverrated,divorceisbankruptcy,reflectionistheinternalinventory,remarriageisthereorganizationofassets,misunderstandingiswrongentries,explanationiscorrectentry,theleadershipofcrowdedbuspeople,thereareclosetothegirlsbehind,verypleased,happyhappybirthdayTotheterminal,onlytofindthepurseinthebuttockspocketdisappeared,calmthinkingafterspeech:"styleproblemshiddenbehindtheeconomicproblemsah"!,"keeppacewiththetimes""s:anyworker,bigbrother,girl,youdon'thavetosays:relativesaretheLiberationArmy,Isawyouespeciallydears:whoisacontemporarycollegestudentDeterminedtolivewithyouforevers:richman,richman,Iloveyou,thedifferencebetweenyearsdoesnotmatterThenewcentury:theconditionsdonotneedtounderstand,anyway,byebye,whatistheoppositesexfriend:wanttosaydarenotsay,donotdaretodowhatistheconfidante:wanttosaythough,wanttodonotdaretodowhatisthelover:donotsayno,nodonotdowhatisittosay,wife:toolazytodothings,theoldpedantintothecity,unabletobeartemptation,withfriendsintotheromanticsceneTheinquiry,onenightathousanddollars,thensophisterGohome,everyonesigh,said:"athome,thousandsofdayYi,gooutadaydifficult!""!

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