关于英语笑话故事[Word文档]

关于英语笑话故事[Word文档] 关于英语笑话故事 本文档格式为WORD,感谢你的阅读。 最新最全的 学术 论文 政研论文下载论文大学下载论文大学下载关于长拳的论文浙大论文封面下载 期刊文献 年终总结 年终报告 工作总结 关于社区教育工作总结关于年中工作总结关于校园安全工作总结关于校园安全工作总结关于意识形态工作总结 个人总 结 述职报告 实习报告 单位总结 演讲稿 关于英语笑话故事 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些 笑话大王们。现在也来当笑话大王啦!给大家收集整理了关于 英语笑话故事，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧! 关于英语笑话 In Mississippi, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm justretired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?" The owner replies, "He's just a big liar. He didn't do any of that stuff." 关于英语笑话故事篇二:A Panda walks into a bar... A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves. 关于英语笑话故事篇三:A Koala and a Hooker A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute. She wakes up shocked and sees this koala bear going down on her, and she decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that". The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door. The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition. 关于英语笑话故事篇四:The Foul Mouthed Parrot Jimmy received a parrot for Christmas. The parrot was fully grown, with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive; those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. Jimmy tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music... anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, Jimmy put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, there was absolute quiet. Jimmy was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird, and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jimmy's extended arm and said, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions, and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior". Jimmy was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the Chicken did?" 您可能感兴趣的文章: 中篇英语笑话故事大全 小故事英语笑话 一分钟英语幽默故事 英语幽默小故事带翻译 适合小学生阅读的英语笑话故事 英语故事 双语笑话小故事 小学生英语幽默故事 精品英语笑话故事 10. 经典英语笑话故事 阅读相关文档:英语爆笑冷笑话 令人笑喷饭的英语笑话 搞笑简短英语笑话 与动物有关的英语笑话 爆笑儿童英语笑话 英文笑话大全爆笑带翻译 英语短笑话大全带翻译 简单小学英语笑话 爆笑冷英语小笑话 关于英语笑话短文带翻译 英语幽默笑话:小男孩的数学作业 幽默英语笑话小短文 幽默英语短笑话六则 爆笑幽默英语笑话故事 最新英语幽默笑话 幽默英语笑话故事短文 幽默英语笑话精选集 英式幽默英语笑话大全 超好笑的英语笑话带翻译 四年级英语 四年级上册英语教案四年级英语上单词默写四年级英语下册教案译林英语四年级上期末绍兴小学英语期末试卷 笑话短文 搞笑英语笑话有翻译 极品英语笑话笑死人 精选简短英语笑话笑死人 带翻译的英语笑话精选 史上最好笑的英语笑话 精选超好笑英语笑话 最新最全【办公文献】【心理学】【 毕业论文 毕业论文答辩ppt模板下载毕业论文ppt模板下载毕业论文ppt下载关于药学专业毕业论文临床本科毕业论文下载 】【学术论文】【总结报告】 【演讲致辞】【领导讲话】 【心得体会】 【党建材料】 【常用范文】【 分析 定性数据统计分析pdf销售业绩分析模板建筑结构震害分析销售进度分析表京东商城竞争战略分析 报告】 【应用文档】 免费阅读下载 *本文若侵犯了您的权益，请留言。我将尽快处理，多谢。*