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音乐(阿甘),羽毛飘(一人扇),阿甘和女女人坐在长椅上。
甘:my mama always says, lift is like a box of chop sticks, you will never know
what you are gonna get. (膝上放着一盒筷子,大小长短不一,拿出来展示) the
long ones? The pink ones ? or the boring ones? Do you like some? 女:(讨厌地)no~~! thank you!.(抬手看
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甘: what are you doing here in this park? Are you expecting some one? 女:yes, I’m on a date with a really great guy. Now I’m waiting for him.
甘:ha, me too. I’m expecting my fri- my girl friend, who is really a gorgeous. 女:(不相信地)well, good for you.
甘:frankly speaking, I’m a little nervous. I really hope she will like me. (擦汗)
女:wait, didn’t you know each other ?
甘:no, we are cyber lovers. We fell in love on the chat room, and today it’s our
first date off the net.
女:(吓得跳起来)me too! I’m expecting my cyber lover either! For the first time! 甘:oh no!~
女:are you Mr. Big?
甘:no I’m not! ! are you cinderella?
女:no!!! oh, I ‘m so released, we are not waiting for each other.(坐下放松地)
甘:me, too!. So you are dating Mr. big ha ? what is your nick name on the
internet?
女:please call me sexy Rose.
甘:(上下打量,叹口气)ok, Rose, what is your Mr. Big like? 女:he is amazing!(一字一顿地强调) he works for the top government, 想像场景一:
(一男进场,音乐杀死比尔,黑客帝国两人对枪战,一人中枪,一人胜利,拿出
学生证,说:FBI) 二人下
女:He once broke out of a jail with his sister.
想像场景二:
(sister: micheal, you just go!
M: no! I can get you out of here.
Sister: how can we get out of a jail?
M: 撸出袖子,露出画的hello kitty: I have all the maps tattooed here. 指点着
说:we get into here, following this way, to that door, then ,jump out of here, we
will be free!
Sister: really ? can we make it ?
M: don’t worry, just follow me, Lincon.) 二人下。
女:he promised me to take me to the sea!
想像场景三:泰坦尼克音乐起,两人做船头伸臂状。
A; oh , sexy rose , I love you!
B: oh, my Mr. big, I want to puke(呕吐)!(做呕吐状) 二人下。
女:what about you? Your Ms. Cenderelle?
甘:please call me cute cute boy. I really love my cenderelle. She is as young
as briney spears, 顿一下,插入道before married., 再顿一下, twice.
场景四:放baby one more time. 女孩上,和着音乐唱。
甘:she is as sexy as 梦露。
场景五: 梦露裙子飞起来。梦露: wow, it’s really hot!!!!!!!!!!!
女:不相信地说,really ? well, it’s half past seven now . where are they?
甘: yes ,maybe we should check out from the chat room director. 女: ok.
两人各自打电话
甘:Hello? Yes yes . what ??!!!!!
女:Oh no!!!!!!!!
两人面面相觑: 甘:the chat room director said my cederrlle and your Mr. big…
女:接 …are not real people!....they are chatting computers!!!
共同:So we fell for love with two talking computers?!!! 女: I have a idea. why can’t we just?
甘: yes, the two of us . we are real people , cute cute boy and sexy rose.
两人拉手坐下:
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甘:my mama always says , life is like a box of chop sticks, 女:you will never know what you are gonna get.