傻子上学（Fools go to school）

傻子上学（Fools go to school） 傻子上学(Fools go to school) Fools go to school Phone rings! Student a: class begins, class begins. Student B: Well, it's time for class, class, hurry up, class soon. Student a: the monitor is good. Student B: Hello, ah, I heard that our class has come to a new head teacher, and still a woman. Student a: it is male or female, to get rid of her so. Student B: Well... Student C: Well, you two are good. Student a student B: good morning! Student C: so long ago, eh, did you hear that our class changed the class teacher again?. Student a student B: Yes, I know. I knew it long ago. Student C: eh, and still a woman. Student a student B: I know, and I know. Student C: eh, or we'll stay with her all the time. Give her a nickname. Student a: ah, yes, yes, that's a good idea. What's that nickname?. Student C: ah, called morning glory. Student a: morning glory, too too too. Student B: how about that? Let's call her an old hen. Student a: ah, old hen. Student B: Well... Student a: avian flu is very serious now. Still dare to call the old hen. Student C: yes. Student B: that's called, eh, just so so. Well, call her an old maid. Student a student C: OK. Student a: This is good, this is good, this is good. Student B: that's a good idea. Then will you applaud? (pointing to student c) Student C: I don't call. Student B: then you call (point to student a) Student a: I don't, either. Student B: so you don't call her? She doesn't, either. Who's calling? Student C: ah, yes, fool will come, let him call. Student B: Oh, good idea. That's a good idea. Student a: that's a good idea. Student B: fool, class, class, class. Idiot student: come here. (dancing on the floor) what do you laugh at? I've never seen a handsome guy, huh? Student a: eh, eh, fool. Idiot student: Well... Student a: another new class teacher came to our class. We nicknamed her an old maid. She's here for a moment. Your name is... Idiot student: I don't call. Student a: why? Silly student: you always lie to me. Every time I open my mouth, you shut your mouth. Student a: No, I won't lie to you this time. Student B student C: yes. Student a: let's call the big boys together. Student B student C: Well... Idiot student: don't lie to me this time? Student a, student B, student C: Well, yes, I'm not cheating you this time. Call together. Silly student: OK, let's call it together. Teacher: Hello, everyone. I'm the new head teacher. I heard that the students in this class are very rare to teach, but I am very caring, and I will take mine Love, to influence them. Good students! Student a, student B, student C, idiot student: old. Silly student: good virgin. Teacher: which young student called the teacher is an old maid, please step forward. (student a, student B, student C, stand back together) ~ ~ little classmate, please stand Get up. Idiot student: Well... Teacher: you stand firm, little student. Idiot student: Teacher: the ground is uneven. Teacher: young student, do you know what is called an old maid?. Idiot student: my father says that an old maid is called an old maid who has not been dealt with. Teacher: I have confidence, I have patience. Little boy, please go to the office with your teacher. Idiot student: what? Teacher: the teacher invites you to eat chocolate. Idiot student: really? Teacher: really, come. Idiot student: Yeah, eat chocolate. Student B: Well, this is called an old maid and still eating chocolate? Student C: Yes, we knew where we were. Student a: yes. Teacher: I ask you to eat chocolate, Dove, Kinde, eat and eat, you eat ah. (come out) I never physically punish my students. The same small You can come out now. Silly student: Here you are. Student B: eh, What's the matter with you? Fool。 Student C: fool, are you all right? Idiot student: teacher hits. Student a student B student C: let's have a look. Student a: Well, shangdebuqing? Student B: isn't it light? Teacher: sit down, class begins. The teacher will teach you the first lesson and teach you to read a Chinese character. Please all the students come to read with me, see clearly Chu. Student B teacher, i~~ Student a student B student C: Student B teacher I Idiot student: P teacher, I Teacher: Student B, teacher, I Student a student B student C: Student B teacher I Idiot student: P teacher, I Teacher: please stand up, young student. The teacher thinks you pronunciation is not standard, teach you alone, listen to clear, student B teacher, i. Idiot student: P teacher, I Teacher: quilt quilt. Idiot student: pair match. Teacher: small classmate, teacher don't think you but is not the standard pronunciation, and your head may have a problem? The teacher inspired you, your family Do you have a bed? Idiot student: yes. Teacher: what's that on the bed? Idiot student: bed linen. Teacher: what's that on the bedspread? Idiot student: my mother. Teacher: what's that on your mother? Idiot student: my dad. Teacher: what's that on your father? Idiot student: no.. Teacher: what about your family's quilts? Silly student: they were kicked down the bed. (teacher hit, fool student, fool student, come back dancing!) Teacher: what's this student? The death of Lao Tzu. Come here, sit down. Idiot student: all right. Teacher: next, the teacher will give you second lessons. Come on, little boy, please stand up. Idiot student: Why me again? Teacher: the teacher asks you a sum of arithmetic. How much is one plus one? Idiot student: one plus one equals two. Clever? Teacher: what a smart boy! What's three and three? Idiot student: (fingers) three plus three equals six. Teacher: Well, good answer, young student. But you're so big that you can't break your fingers anymore. Do your mental calculations, you know? Here, put your hands away In the pants pocket. Put it in. The teacher asks you a question again. How much is five plus five? Idiot student: equal to eleven. Teacher: which one is equal to eleven? You can take it out and count it. Break your fingers. Idiot student: why is it ten? Teacher: ten is right. Idiot student: teacher, isn't that right? I brought it ten, and put it in eleven. Teacher: look, that sister laughed at you. Idiot student: sister, you always laugh, you laugh fart ah? Your life is not out of number eleven? Teacher: (hit him) that sister, you do not get angry, he is a silly uncle. Come here, sit down. Idiot student: ok. (dancing) Teacher: then, I'll give you third lessons with you a connection, in which students can answer please raise their hands to answer. Please listen carefully, on the South Tongzhou, northern Tongzhou, North and south, Tongzhou, North and south. Which young student can answer? "Well," replied the girl Student a: East pawnshop, West pawnshop, pawn at East and west. Teacher: Well, that's a good question. Who else can raise his hand to answer? Little boy, you raise your hand, you can answer. Come and stand up, please. Idiot student: what? Teacher: answer couplets. Idiot student: what couplet? Teacher: the first line: South Tongzhou, North Tongzhou, North and south to South Tongzhou. Idiot student: male student, female student, male and female student, male and female. Teacher: good answer y rhyme. Come on, teacher, ask you one more time Fragrant flowers are not red, safflower is not fragrant, roses are red and fragrant. A student: fart stink fart sound series fart smelly ring. Teacher: monitor, not fart. Idiot student: good man, thank you. Teacher: Oh, I can't believe it. I can't believe it. The teacher asks you one more time Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat scared meters, and frighten rice drafts, When the water subsides, the rocks emerge。 Idiot student: ha ha! You press your husband, your bed, bed pressure, the earth trembled and the mountains swayed. I got it all right. You hit me, too ? Teacher: what student? Piss me off. Come here, sit down. Silly student: all right Teacher: class leader, you see, the school anniversary is coming. What's the program for our class? Student B: we are preparing a recitation for the teacher. Teacher: Well, first of all, let's recite one. Student B: Well, first of all we read is Chunxiao teacher. Sleepless in the spring. Student a: birds singing everywhere. Student C: the sound of wind and rain at night. Idiot student: a girl becomes a sister-in-law. Teacher: (playing a fool student) has changed, see you still change? Idiot student: Why did you hit me? Teacher: which one taught you? Idiot student: the monitor taught me. You hammer, my mother, you lied to me again. Teacher: come here, sit down. Silly student: (dancing) good. Teacher: class leader, this one can not be changed Student B: good, pods burned to cook beans. Student a: beans cry in the kettle. Student C: This is the same. Fool student: brother-in-law soak aunt. Teacher: bubble bubbles (fool students). Idiot student: Why are you hitting me all the time? Teacher: as soon as you arrive here, you make mistakes Come here, sit down. Silly student: all right Teacher: class leader, this one can not be changed Student B: and chorus. Teacher: OK. Let's sing one. Student B: stand up, get up early and sing. Student a, student B, student C, idiot student: get up early, the air is good. Idiot student: see the teacher taking a bath. Two Mimi, bouncing and dancing ~ gone with the wind! Teacher: fluttering, look at you still floating. Idiot student: why don't you sing? Teacher: (playing a fool student) why do you always hit the teacher's idea? Student a student B student C: teacher you don't hit the headmaster came. Teacher: here comes the headmaster. Student a student B student C: fool run. (finished)