英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money

英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景 Scene1,At Salesman’s home, N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看 表 关于同志近三年现实表现材料材料类招标技术评分表图表与交易pdf视力表打印pdf用图表说话 pdf ) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……,用脏菜刀, Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来,跳舞,,跳完后,非常难过地说,Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场) Scene2,At the school gate, N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. ,Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到 小贩, (小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝),Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him. A: OK! C: Don’t buy me，,非常焦急, M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty， M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!,引诱两个女孩, M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?,轻蔑, M&A: Money?(对视) M:Oh, I’ve no money!,失落之极, A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场) M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.,自信, M: Good idea!(全部下场) Scene 3:,At Maggie’s home, N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报) M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us! M: We know you play so well! (爸爸诧异地看着孩子) D: Oh? What a bright day today! M&A: Please, dad!(哀求) D:OKOK! Let’s. (取吉他,开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course! (开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴。) D: What’s the matter? M: Dad, we have no money! A: Can we have some please? D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate. A: They look so sweet and nice! M: Other students always buy them! D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置 之不理,转头看报,孩子回到房间) M: What shall we do now? A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说) M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边) M: Dad, I want a new eraser! A: I want a longer ruler! M&A: Dad, please， D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money! M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看) A: And my ruler is broken.,拿出断尺, D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know? M&A: Yes, sir! D: Here you are !( 给钱) M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴,下场) N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache. (孩子高兴地买了糖,边吃边回家,小贩下场,孩子到家后肚子痛) M: Aiyo!……,两人躬着背进场, A: ……. D: What’s wrong? M: I’ve a stomachache! A: Me too! D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate? M: Yes. We had some candies just now. A: I had some too! D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy! ,生气, M: But they look nice! A: And tastes good! M&A: Aiyo…… D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look! M&A: OK. Scene 4: (At the school gate) N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away. (正走到校门口,发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩) P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now! C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩) S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And… C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy! M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…,指着小贩, D: He? (警察走过来问爸爸,朝小孩) P: What’s the matter with them? D: They got a stomachache after having his candies. S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And…… P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.,非常严厉, S: OK. I know. (羞愧) C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home. Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health. D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you? M&A: OK, dad! P: Let’s take them to the hospital now. D: OK, Let’s go. N,出场,: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. Three Times’ Beating Monster 人物,T唐僧 S,孙悟空 E,猪八戒 J,沙僧 B,白骨精 B,B变成的村姑 B,B变成的太婆 12 B,B变化成的老头 N,哪吒 3 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出,递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)………,T、S一齐转向E, T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:,轻咳,Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装),B已躲在一旁偷看, E: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B) 1 B(接近三人,望着)Can I join you? 1: T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 1 T: Bomb?(打出) B: Double King! 1 T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开 电网门) S: (回来,看见B)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 1 B: ,倒)Ah…… 1 T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B:Hello,have you seen my daughter? 2 T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B想看后面是什么,T挡) 2 S: ,咬牙切齿,You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B,B躲至T身后,S打,不22 想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B) 2 E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B) 3 B: (看到B,B尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) 312 S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: ,想阻止,未及,You,you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲,离去),音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛,《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is....... T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B,B,B在B招手后“飘”走) 123 T: ,惊,You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带 走B) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳),音乐响,《敢问路在何方》,这个放伴奏, T: Let's go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (谢幕)英文搞笑话剧剧本《孔雀东南飞》 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghard all daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo andtellhim.(下) L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下) Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty! (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself. JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM(沉吟片 刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough? (三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量) A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet! (突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书,1,000,000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期,MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:Giveusallyourmoney! (L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒,挥拳向J打来,J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!,挥拳向MS冲去, (J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,howareyou? L(哭状):Ihurtalot! J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下) L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下) (音乐起 CanYouCelebrate) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 大学英语短剧剧本-College Life(大学生活) 2008-12-20 18:10 College Life 一个简单的6人英语短剧剧本,讲述大学生活的。 by Betty Liao Cast George Mancy Ken Tida Annie -Character descriptions: (G)George , He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy. (K)Ken , He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed. (T)Tida , He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life. (M)Mancy,She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings. (A)Annie ,She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking. Plot: There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives….. Scene? (In Girls’ Dorm) M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there. A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, “Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. (They walk hand in hand.) M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. (They look at each other, and cross their fingers.) OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other. Scene? (Boys’ Dorm) Mancy and George go to the room with laughter. M: What’s the most important thing for you? G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world. M: Wow….I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad. T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost. K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep. (George and Mancy just keep talking.) M: George, you’re so humorous. T: (hits the desk) No more talking. (At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly. Annie calls Mancy.) M: Hello, this is Mancy. A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened? M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George….. A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends. M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together. Scene? (In class) K: Sorry, I’m late. (Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.) K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute. G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida. T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games. K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again. T: Oh…OK. A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday? M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date. A: Who was with you? George? M: Yes…. A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But ….now George is all your life. M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever. A: I don’t think so. K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework. T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well. (The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.) Scene ? (On the road) M: Where are we going? G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it. M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast. G: That’s OK. Oh, no! ( George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.) Scene? (In the hospital) M: Are you OK? G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you? M: Just a little hurt. G: I’m so sorry. M: No, don’t say that. G: But the surprise …. M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself? G: Maybe I need a walking stick. Scene ? (In the boys’ dorm) K: What happened to you? G: I had a motorcycle accident. T: Are you OK? G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot.. K: How did it happen? G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded. T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast? G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting! K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed. T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home. G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice. T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later? K: We can help him go to class. T: That’s a good idea. G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends. K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours. T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before. Scene ? (In the girls’ dorm) A: Oh, my…Are you OK? M: I feel just a little painful. A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you? M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends. A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…. M: Really? Where will we go? A: Hung-Lin, of course. M: Oh, no! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察, 甚至还遇到了鬼。。。 Cast Erin Chang: Robber Debby Tsai: Police officer Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl Alec Zhao: Ghost student Leo Lee: Taxi driver Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman Summary This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student. Tommy:Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go? Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please. Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road? Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later. Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend? Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look? Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax. Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream! Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off. Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you. Betel nut girl: Um! Take it! Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi! Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man. Tommy: Where are you going? Pregnant woman: Hospital, please. Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby. Pregnant woman: Yeah. It’s almost nine months. Tommy: Woo. Congratulations. Pregnant woman: Thank you. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Are you ok? Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: We’re almost there. Pregnant woman: (screaming) Tommy: Here we are. Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it? Tommy: Aren’t you going into labor? Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth. Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing? Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly. Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars. Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car! Robber: Get out of here, quickly! Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber. Tommy: Where do you want to go? Robber: Shut up! Just drive! Tommy: Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets. Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car. Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss. Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice. Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it. Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you! Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed. Robber: …. I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice. Tommy: Don’t be so sad…. Here is tissue. Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!! Tommy: But…but…but…. Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!! Tommy: I don’t want to die yet. The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car. Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and…. Police officer: Show me your license and registration. Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back…. Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business. Tommy: Not your business? But… Police officer: Here’s your ticket. You were speeding. Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me. Police officer: And where is the robber? Tommy: Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now…. Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket. Tommy: Sir! Sir! Tommy: I’m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place? Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please. Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is. Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain. Tommy: No problem. Um… it’s an unusual place to live. Ghost student: Yes. It’s very special. My ancestors all lived here. Tommy: Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right? Ghost student: That’s right. Tommy: Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around. By the way, it’s so dark here. Ghost student: Don’t be so surprised. We’re in the mountain. Tommy: Are you sure your home is here? Ghost student: Yes. How much is it? Tommy: Um…The total is 100 dollars. Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill. Tommy: That’s OK, I can give you change. Ghost student: There you go. Tommy: Um… What’s this? Ghost student: Money. Tommy: But…where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)