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Traffic slogans:
两则交通宣传标语:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough—or else they
never will be ……
如果你的孩子不够大就别让他开车，否则他就可能再也长不大了……
If you want to stay married, divorce speed. 想和爱人分手，就和超速分手。
A US Marine Corps slogan for Anti-Terrorism:
一条最经典的反恐标语:
It’s God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorists. It’s our
responsibility to arrange the meeting . 宽恕恐怖分子是上帝的责任，安排他们和上帝见面则是我们的责任。
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学校招生广告:
If you don’t like the course , you can tell us to give your money
back .But remember to tell us in French. 如果你听了一节课之后不喜欢这门课程，你可以要求退回学费，但必须用法语
说。
A warning on the fence of a forbidden area: 一处禁地围墙上的警示:
No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again .
严禁擅闯～违者将被射杀;幸存者将被再次射杀。
Notice at the wildlife park:
动物园里鳄鱼池旁的游客须知:
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
向鳄鱼丢东西的人将被要求把东西取回。
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