四川话搞笑段子超经典

四川话搞笑段子超经典 1. 四川话搞笑 一个四川娃儿写的作文 有嫩个一天，亲早八神的我逗醒老，但我打老个呵害，又困戳老。第二天上课老是想爪磕睡，结果遭老师看倒老，当着全班同学的面拷老我一壳转儿，还决老我一顿，说我嫩个撑投一个娃儿，大天白亮的，瞌睡西西，没得精神。可我豆是想睡，老师看我造孽得很，逗没有罚我捉作列(做作业)。我觉得老师有点神戳戳的，下课后，逗阴倒起往他的茶杯毒毒里，在书桌卡卡头找老个蚂眼子放在以头。一哈哈儿老师转来了，像个憨苞儿一样，打了黑们大个粪提，龌龊得很。他也不管杯子头挖不挖抓，就倒了焖啾啾一杯水喝。一哈哈儿豆好像喝得二麻二麻的，站不稳了，又搞刨了冲到毛丝头去改手。等他再转来，他就发毛了，迷猫都竖起来了，他长得又拽石，黑人巴杀地对我们搂实吼，问是哪个哈儿手痒，千帆得很，放了东西在他杯子头。这个阵帐虽然黑倒我们了，但我们还是阴倒笑，一个二个都在阴到说，给劳资的哈撮撮的，2011年高考 答案 八年级地理上册填图题岩土工程勘察试题省略号的作用及举例应急救援安全知识车间5s试题及答案 该背时～ 四川笑话: 笑话一: 麻雀和乌鸦一起摆龙门阵。 麻雀说:你是啥子鸟哦, principles and policies, political stand, thinking to identify directions, operational orders. (D) strengthening the party construction of party spirit. Spirit is a measure of party positions and the basic principle of the enlightenment. Each party to important life accomplishment, as required, for profound self education, exercise, self improvement and self improvement, thick "background of party membersparty's line, principles and policies play a key political role in implementation. Four-line to firmly establish consciousness. Unswervingly followed the pace of XI Jinping, Secretary, par often awake and active par consciously and resolutely the same courage, par to the CPC Central Committee, General Secretary of the party Constitution and practices series of spirit par, par to the party's theory, line 乌鸦说:我是凤凰噻～ 麻雀:哪有你龟儿子这么黑的凤凰哦, 乌鸦:你晓得个铲铲，老子是烧锅炉的凤凰噻。 笑话二: 一天，我们正议论姚明是如何如何高时，我身旁平时最爱抬杠的四川PLMM又抬杠了:“姚明算什么高，我们家乡有个人比他高多了” “谁,”我们齐声惊问。 “乐山大佛”她得意地说。 众人都晕，有两个戴眼镜的眼镜都掉了下来„„ 一GG不服气:“不就七十多米吗„„” 却被这个四川MM打断:“才七十多米吗,” 另一人很有把握地说:“是71米。” 所以说，你们这些人连一些基本常识都不懂”这个MM振振有辞，“人家坐着是71米，那么站起来呢,” 众人跌倒在地„„ “你倒是让他站起来呀～”这个GG还是不服气。 “咳，人家在江边一坐就是一千多年，风吹雨淋的，早得关节炎了。有本事你去坐几年试试～” 众人彻底无语了„„ principles and policies, political stand, thinking to identify directions, operational orders. (D) strengthening the party construction of party spirit. Spirit is a measure of party positions and the basic principle of the enlightenment. Each party to important life accomplishment, as required, for profound self education, exercise, self improvement and self improvement, thick "background of party membersparty's line, principles and policies play a key political role in implementation. Four-line to firmly establish consciousness. Unswervingly followed the pace of XI Jinping, Secretary, par often awake and active par consciously and resolutely the same courage, par to the CPC Central Committee, General Secretary of the party Constitution and practices series of spirit par, par to the party's theory, line 笑话三:你是苞谷(玉米)，我就是苞谷尖尖上的须须儿～～～ 笑话四: 有个老师给学生安排的出售2011年高考答案作业是用“恳求”和“要求”造句。 作业本交上来后，其中一生答:昨天妈妈炖了一锅猪脚，还没熟的时候爸爸吃了一块，说:“恳求不动”。妈妈说:“要求你啃～” 笑话四: 飞机剧烈抖动。空姐:"各位乘客，飞机遭出问题老，两个发动机坏老，我们可能要 晚点哈。"乘客:"背你妈的时，浪个搞的嘛，如果四个发动机全遭老，我们不是要在天 上过夜哟. 笑话五: 飞机上人声鼎沸，有人扛着蛇皮口袋，有人拎着活鸡活鸭，安检员满头大汗:"背 篼，要补票哈，超重老。""凭啥子嘛,上回两麻袋洋芋都让我过切老哒嘛。"另一个乘客凑过来:"来来来，兄弟伙， principles and policies, political stand, thinking to identify directions, operational orders. (D) strengthening the party construction of party spirit. Spirit is a measure of party positions and the basic principle of the enlightenment. Each party to important life accomplishment, as required, for profound self education, exercise, self improvement and self improvement, thick "background of party membersparty's line, principles and policies play a key political role in implementation. Four-line to firmly establish consciousness. Unswervingly followed the pace of XI Jinping, Secretary, par often awake and active par consciously and resolutely the same courage, par to the CPC Central Committee, General Secretary of the party Constitution and practices series of spirit par, par to the party's theory, line 抽根烟，看哈我这几袋活鸡浪个办，如果机舱摆不下逗绑 到机翅膀上算球老，反正它们自己也飞得起，又不耗飞机 的油„„" principles and policies, political stand, thinking to identify directions, operational orders. (D) strengthening the party construction of party spirit. Spirit is a measure of party positions and the basic principle of the enlightenment. Each party to important life accomplishment, as required, for profound self education, exercise, self improvement and self improvement, thick "background of party membersparty's line, principles and policies play a key political role in implementation. Four-line to firmly establish consciousness. Unswervingly followed the pace of XI Jinping, Secretary, par often awake and active par consciously and resolutely the same courage, par to the CPC Central Committee, General Secretary of the party Constitution and practices series of spirit par, par to the party's theory, line