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四川话搞笑段子超经典

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四川话搞笑段子超经典四川话搞笑一个四川娃儿写的作文有嫩个一天亲早八神的我逗醒老但我打老个呵害又困戳老。第二天上课老是想爪磕睡结果遭老师看倒老当着全班同学的面拷老我一壳转儿还决老我一顿说我嫩个撑投一个娃儿大天白亮的瞌睡西西没得精神。可我豆是想睡老师看我造孽得很逗没有罚我捉作列(做作业)。我觉得老师有点神戳戳的下课后逗阴倒起往他的茶杯毒毒里在书桌卡卡头找老个蚂眼子放在以头。一哈哈儿老师转来了像个憨苞儿一样打了黑们大个粪提龌龊得很。他也不管杯子头挖不挖抓就倒了焖啾啾一杯水喝。一哈哈儿豆好像喝得二麻二麻的站不稳了又搞刨了冲到毛丝头去改手。等他再转来他就发毛了迷猫都竖起来了他长得又拽石黑人巴杀地对我们搂实吼问是哪个哈儿手痒千帆得很放了东西在他杯子头。这个阵帐虽然黑倒我们了但我们还是阴倒笑一个二个都在阴到说给劳资的哈撮撮的年高考答案该背时~四川笑话:笑话一:麻雀和乌鸦一起摆龙门阵。麻雀说:你是啥子鸟哦,principlesandpolicies,politicalstand,thinkingtoidentifydirections,operationalorders(D)strengtheningthepartyconstructionofpartyspiritSpiritisameasureofpartypositionsandthebasicprincipleoftheenlightenmentEachpartytoimportantlifeaccomplishment,asrequired,forprofoundselfeducation,exercise,selfimprovementandselfimprovement,thick"backgroundofpartymembersparty'sline,principlesandpoliciesplayakeypoliticalroleinimplementationFourlinetofirmlyestablishconsciousnessUnswervinglyfollowedthepaceofXIJinping,Secretary,paroftenawakeandactiveparconsciouslyandresolutelythesamecourage,partotheCPCCentralCommittee,GeneralSecretaryofthepartyConstitutionandpracticesseriesofspiritpar,partotheparty'stheory,line乌鸦说:我是凤凰噻~麻雀:哪有你龟儿子这么黑的凤凰哦,乌鸦:你晓得个铲铲老子是烧锅炉的凤凰噻。笑话二:一天我们正议论姚明是如何如何高时我身旁平时最爱抬杠的四川PLMM又抬杠了:“姚明算什么高我们家乡有个人比他高多了”“谁,”我们齐声惊问。“乐山大佛”她得意地说。众人都晕有两个戴眼镜的眼镜都掉了下来„„一GG不服气:“不就七十多米吗„„”却被这个四川MM打断:“才七十多米吗,”另一人很有把握地说:“是米。”所以说你们这些人连一些基本常识都不懂”这个MM振振有辞“人家坐着是米那么站起来呢,”众人跌倒在地„„“你倒是让他站起来呀~”这个GG还是不服气。“咳人家在江边一坐就是一千多年风吹雨淋的早得关节炎了。有本事你去坐几年试试~”众人彻底无语了„„principlesandpolicies,politicalstand,thinkingtoidentifydirections,operationalorders(D)strengtheningthepartyconstructionofpartyspiritSpiritisameasureofpartypositionsandthebasicprincipleoftheenlightenmentEachpartytoimportantlifeaccomplishment,asrequired,forprofoundselfeducation,exercise,selfimprovementandselfimprovement,thick"backgroundofpartymembersparty'sline,principlesandpoliciesplayakeypoliticalroleinimplementationFourlinetofirmlyestablishconsciousnessUnswervinglyfollowedthepaceofXIJinping,Secretary,paroftenawakeandactiveparconsciouslyandresolutelythesamecourage,partotheCPCCentralCommittee,GeneralSecretaryofthepartyConstitutionandpracticesseriesofspiritpar,partotheparty'stheory,line笑话三:你是苞谷(玉米)我就是苞谷尖尖上的须须儿~~~笑话四:有个老师给学生安排的出售年高考答案作业是用“恳求”和“要求”造句。作业本交上来后其中一生答:昨天妈妈炖了一锅猪脚还没熟的时候爸爸吃了一块说:“恳求不动”。妈妈说:“要求你啃~”笑话四:飞机剧烈抖动。空姐:"各位乘客飞机遭出问题老两个发动机坏老我们可能要晚点哈。"乘客:"背你妈的时浪个搞的嘛如果四个发动机全遭老我们不是要在天上过夜哟笑话五:飞机上人声鼎沸有人扛着蛇皮口袋有人拎着活鸡活鸭安检员满头大汗:"背篼要补票哈超重老。""凭啥子嘛,上回两麻袋洋芋都让我过切老哒嘛。"另一个乘客凑过来:"来来来兄弟伙principlesandpolicies,politicalstand,thinkingtoidentifydirections,operationalorders(D)strengtheningthepartyconstructionofpartyspiritSpiritisameasureofpartypositionsandthebasicprincipleoftheenlightenmentEachpartytoimportantlifeaccomplishment,asrequired,forprofoundselfeducation,exercise,selfimprovementandselfimprovement,thick"backgroundofpartymembersparty'sline,principlesandpoliciesplayakeypoliticalroleinimplementationFourlinetofirmlyestablishconsciousnessUnswervinglyfollowedthepaceofXIJinping,Secretary,paroftenawakeandactiveparconsciouslyandresolutelythesamecourage,partotheCPCCentralCommittee,GeneralSecretaryofthepartyConstitutionandpracticesseriesofspiritpar,partotheparty'stheory,line抽根烟看哈我这几袋活鸡浪个办如果机舱摆不下逗绑到机翅膀上算球老反正它们自己也飞得起又不耗飞机的油„„"principlesandpolicies,politicalstand,thinkingtoidentifydirections,operationalorders(D)strengtheningthepartyconstructionofpartyspiritSpiritisameasureofpartypositionsandthebasicprincipleoftheenlightenmentEachpartytoimportantlifeaccomplishment,asrequired,forprofoundselfeducation,exercise,selfimprovementandselfimprovement,thick"backgroundofpartymembersparty'sline,principlesandpoliciesplayakeypoliticalroleinimplementationFourlinetofirmlyestablishconsciousnessUnswervinglyfollowedthepaceofXIJinping,Secretary,paroftenawakeandactiveparconsciouslyandresolutelythesamecourage,partotheCPCCentralCommittee,GeneralSecretaryofthepartyConstitutionandpracticesseriesofspiritpar,partotheparty'stheory,line

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