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123 The One With the Birth

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TheOneWiththeBirthScene:Thehospital,Ross,Rachel,Chandler,Joey,andMonicaareinthewaitingroom,waitingforCarolandSusantoarriveRoss:She'snothereyetShe'snothereShe'shavingmybabyandshe'snothereMonica:I'msureeverything'sfineHasherwaterbrokeyetRoss:Idon'tknow,butwhenIspoketoher,shesaidshehadalreadypassedthemucusplug(Joeymakesasoundofabsolutedisgust)Joey:DowehavetoknowaboutthatMonica:Joey,whatareyougonnadowhenyouhaveababyJoey:I'mgonnabeinthewaitin'room,handingoutcigarsChandler:Yes,Joey'smadearrangementstohavehisbabyinamoviefromthe'sRoss:God,Idon'tbelievethisShecouldbegivingbirthinthecabRachel:Oh,Ross,relaxIt'sprobablyliketwodollarsforthefirstcontraction,andthenfiftycentsforeachadditionalcontraction(EveryonelooksatRachelasthoughshemadeatastelesscomment)Rachel:What,it'sokwhenChandlerdoesitChandler:Youhavetopickyourmoments(Phoebearrives,guitarinhand)Phoebe:DidImissit,didImissitRoss:She'snotevenhereyetMonica:What'swiththeguitarPhoebe:IjustthoughtwemightbehereforawhileYouknow,thingsmightgetmusical(CarolandSusanarrive)Ross:(toCarol)WherethehellhaveyoubeenSusan:WestoppedatthegiftshopCarol:Iwaslookingatstuffedanimals,andSusanwantedaChunkyRoss:SusanwantedaChunkyWe'rehavingababy,ok,ababy,youdon'tstopforChunkysChandler:Iusedtohavethatbumpersticker(EveryoneisamusedbyChandler'scomment)Chandler:(toRachel)YouseewhatImeanOpeningCreditsScene:Carol'sHospitalRoom,Carolisonthebed,RossandSusanareathersideRoss:StoppedforaChunkyCarol:Letitgo,RossSusan:IgotanextraoneYouwantthis(holdsthecandyinfrontofRoss'face)Ross:(weakly)No(Carol'sdoctor,DrFranzblauarrives)DrFranzblau:Hey,how'smyfavoriteparentingteamdoingRoss:DrFranzblau,hiDrFranzblau:So,Iunderstandyou'rethinkingofhavingababyWell,Iseeyou'reninemonthspregnantThat'sagoodstartHowyoudoingwithyourcontractionsCarol:Oh,IlovethemEachone'slikealittlepartyinmyuterusSusan:They'reeveryfourminutesandlastsecondsRoss:seconds(holdsuphiswatch)Quartz,haSusan:Swissquartz,ha,haCarol:AmIallowedtodrinkanythingDrFranzblau:Icechips,justicechipsThey'reatthenurses'stationRoss:I'llgetitSusan:No,I'mgettingitI'llberightbackRoss:IgotitI'mgettingit!(TheybothleavejustasRachelenterstheroom,holdingacup)Rachel:Hi,IthoughtyoumightlikesomeicechipsCarol:ThanksRachel:Andifyouneedanythingelse,I(noticesthehandsomeDrFranzblau)donotbelievewe'vemetHiI'm,uh,RachelGreenI'mCarol'sexhusband'ssister'sroommateDrFranzblau:ItisnicetomeetyouI'mDrFranzblauI'myourroommate'sbrother'sexwife'sobstetricianRachel:Oh,that'sfunny!Scene:TheWaitingRoom,ChandlerisfallingasleeponMonica'sshoulderMonica:IwantababyChandler:MmmmNottonight,honeyIgotanearlydaytomorrowMonica:GetupComeonLet'sgetsomecoffeeChandler:Oh,ok,'causeweneverdothat(ChandlerandMonicaleaveCuttoJoey,watchingtheKnicksCelticsgameontelevision)Joey:(tothescreen)Shoot!Shoot!Shoot!Shoot,orjustfalldownThat'sgoodtoo(Ayoungpregnantwomanenters)Lydia:KnickfanJoey:Oh,yeahLydia:Oh,boy,dotheysuckJoey:Hey,listen,lady(seesthatshe'spregnant)whoaLydia:Look,lookatyourman,EwingNiceshotYouknowwhat,hecouldn'thitwaterifhewasstandingonaboatJoey:OhyeahAndwhodoyoulikeLydia:TheCelticsJoey:TheCelticsHaTheycouldn'thitaboatifwaitTheysuck,alrightLydia:Oh,shutupYouknow,it'sarebuildingyearYouwaah!Joey:WhaWhaaaLetmegetthefatherHey,weneedafatheroverhere!Weneedafather!Lydia:ThereisnofatherJoey:Oh,oh,oh,sorryLydia:Ok,that'sokI'mfineI'moh!Joey:Oh,uh,okRightthiswayAlltheotherpregnantwomenseemtobegoin'inhereLydia:Ok(JoeyaccompaniesLydiatoahospitalroom)Scene:TheWaitingRoom,PhoebeisplayingasongChandler,Monica,andRossarethereaswellPhoebe:(singing)They'retinyandchubbyandsosweettotouch,andsoonthey'llgrowupandresentyousomuchNowthey'reyellingatyouandyoudon'tknowwhy,youcryandyoucryandyoucryAndyoucryandyoucryandyoucry(RossgivesPhoebeadollar)Phoebe:Thanks,RossRoss:YeahI'mpayingyoutostopPhoebe:Ok(Awomanpassesby,carryingnewborntwins)Phoebe:Oh,look,twinsHi,guysOh,cute,cuteMonica:NofairIdon'tevenhaveoneHowcometheygettwoChandler:You'llgetoneMonica:OhyeahWhenChandler:AllrightI'lltellyouwhatWhenwe're,ifneitheroneofusaremarried,whatdoyousayyouandIgettogetherandhaveoneMonica:Whywon'tIbemarriedwhenI'mChandler:Oh,no,noIjustmeanthypotheticallyMonica:Ok,hypothetically,whywon'tIbemarriedwhenI'mChandler:No,no,noMonica:WhatisitIstheresomethingfundamentallyunmarriableaboutmeChandler:(trapped)Uh,uhMonica:WellChandler:DearGod!Thisparachuteisaknapsack!(throwshimselfoverthebackofthechairhewassittingin)(Rachelenters,inaformaldress)Rachel:HeyPhoebe:HeyOoh,lookatyou,dressydressMonica:DidyougohomeandchangeRachel:Yeah,well,it'sanimportantdayIwannalookniceUm,hasuhDrFranzblaubeenbyMonica:No,Ihaven'tseenhimRachel:Well,whereisheHeissupposedtobehere(Pause)WhatifthebabyneedshimChandler:Rachel,whatisthedealwithyouanddoctors,anywayWas,like,yourfatheradoctorRachel:Yeah,whyChandler:Noreason(turnsaround,makesan'OhmyGod'gesturewithhiseyes)Scene:JoeyandLydiainthehospitalroomLydiaisonthephonewithhermotherLydia:Mom,we'vebeenthroughthisNo,I'mnotcallinghimIdon'tcareifitishiskid,theguy'sajerkNo,I'mnotaloneJoey'shere(pause)Whatdoyoumean,Joeywho(coversthephone,toJoey)JoeywhoJoey:TribbianiLydia:JoeyTribbianiYes,okHoldon(toJoey)ShewantstotalktoyouTakethephoneJoey:(takesphone)Hi,yeah,it'sme(Listens)Oh,nonono,we'rejustfriends(Listens)Yeah,I'msingle(Listens)(Listens)Anactor(Listens)HelloLydia:She'snotmuchofaphonepersonJoey:Yeah,so,uh,so,uh,what'sthedealwiththisfatherguy,Imean,ifsomeonewashavin'mybabysomewhere,I'dwannaknowaboutit,youknowLydia:Hey,Knickfan,amIinterestedinyourviewsonfatherhoodUh,noJoey:Ok,look,maybeIshouldjustgoLydia:MaybeyoushouldJoey:Goodluck,anduh,takecare,huh(Heleaves,butthenreturnsamomentlater)Joey:YouknowwhattheCelticsproblemisTheylettheplayersruntheteamLydia:Oh,thatissonottrueJoey:Oh,itisLydia:Itisn'tJoey:ItisLydia:Isn't!Scene:Carol'sHospitalRoom,RossandSusanarecoachingCarolRoss:BreatheSusan:BreatheRoss:BreatheSusan:BreatheRoss:BreatheSusan:BreatheCarol:You'regonnakillme!Ross:moreseconds,,,Carol:CountfasterSusan:It'sgonnabeok,justremember,we'redoingthisforJordieJustkeepfocusingonJordieRoss:WhothehellisJordieSusan:YoursonRoss:NononoIdon'thaveasonnamedJordieWeallagreed,myson'snameisJamieCarol:Well,JamiewasthenameofSusan'sfirstgirlfriend,sowewentbacktoJordieRoss:WhatWhoa,whoawhoawhoa,whatdoyoumean,backtoJordieWeneverlandedonJordieWejustpassedbyitduringthewholeJessy,Cody,DylanfiascoCarol:Ow,ow,ow,ow,legcramp,legcramp,legcrampRoss:IgotitSusan:IgotitRoss:Igotit!Hey,yougettosleepwithher,IgetthecrampsSusan:No,youdon'tCarol:Allright,that'sitIwantbothofyououtRoss:WhySusan:Hestartedit!Ross:No,youstarteditSusan:Youdid!Carol:Idon'tcareIamtryingtogetapersonoutofmybodyhere,andyou'renotmakingitanyeasierRoss:ButCarol:Nowgo!Ross:(toSusan)ThanksalotSusan:(toRoss)SeewhatyoudidRoss:(toCarol)Yeah,listenCarol:Out!(RossandSusanbothangrilyleavethehopsitalroom)Scene:Lydia'sHospitalRoom,JoeyishelpingLydiagothroughlabor,anurseisnowpresentinherroomaswellNurse:Breathe,breathe,breatheLydia:Oh,no(JoeylooksdownatLydia)Joey:Ew!WhatisthatSomethingexploded!Nurse:It'sjustherwaterbreakingCalmdown,willyouJoey:(panicked)Waterbreaking,whatdoyoumeanWhat'sthat,waterbreakingNurse:(toJoey)Breathe,breathe,breatheScene:TheHall,RossandSusanarearguingRoss:PleaseThisissoyourfaultSusan:How,howisthismyfaultRoss:Look,CarolneverthrewmeoutofaroombeforeyoucamealongSusan:YeahWell,there'salotofthingsCarolneverdidbeforeIcamealongRoss:Youtryin'tobecleverAfunnyladySusan:YouknowwhatyourproblemisYou'rethreatenedbymeRoss:Oh,I'mthreatenedbyyouSusan:Yes(Phoebehasheardthemarguingandcomesdownthehall,takingthemintoabroomcloset)Phoebe:Hey,hey,ok,allright,that'sit!GetinhereComeonMygod,youguys,Idon'tbelieveyouTherearechildrencomingintotheworldinthisverybuildingandyournegativefightingnoisesarenotthefirstthingtheyshouldbehearingSojuststopalltheyelling,juststopit!Ross:Yeah,SusanPhoebe:Don'tmakemedothisagain,Idon'tlikemyvoicelikethis(Phoebegoestoleavetheroom,butthedoorislocked)Phoebe:Ok,whowantstohearsomethingironicCommercialBreakScene:TheBroomCloset,RossandSusanaretryingtogetoutAll:Help!Ross:I'mhavingababyinhere!Ok,everyonestandback(Walksbackwardsasifheisgoingtobreakdownthedoor,butstepsinabucketandfalls)OwScene:Carol'sroom,RachelandDrFranzblauaretherewithherCarol:AretheyhereyetRachel:No,honey,they'renot,butdon'tworry,becausewearegoingtofindthem,anduntilwedo,weareallhereforyou,okCarol:OkRachel:OkCarol:OkRachel:(toDrFranzblau)Ok,soanyway,youweretellingmeaboutParis,itsoundsfascinatingDrFranzblau:ItreallywasTherewasthisgreatlittlepastryshoprightbymyhotel(Carolsitsupinpain,RachelandDrFranzblaucasuallylayherbackdown)Thereyougo,dearScene:Lydia'sRoom,JoeyishelpingherdeliverJoey:Comeon,Lydia,youcandoitPush!Push'emout,push'emout,harder,harderPush'emout,push'emout,wayout!Let'sgetthatballandreallymove,hey,hey,ho,hoLet's(noticesthenurselookingathimstrangely)Iwasjustyeah,rightPush!Push!Scene:TheBroomCloset,RosshaspickedupavacuumandisholdingitatthedoorSusan:What'reyougonnado,suckthedooropenRoss:Help!Help!Phoebe:(singing)Theyfoundtheirbodiestheverynextday,theyfoundtheirbodiestheverynext(seesRossandSusanstaringather)lalalalalalaSusanandRoss:(evenlouder)Help!Scene:TheWaitingRoom,Monicaisonthephonewithhermother,ChandlerisstandingbehindherMonica:Now,Mom,everything'sgoingfine,really(Listens)Yeah,RossisgreatHe'suh,he'sinawholeotherplace(Listens)No,he'sgone(Listens)Nono,youdon'thavetoflyback,really(Listens)Whatdoyoumeanthismightbeyouronlychance(Listens)WouldyoustopI'monly,I'mnoteventhinkingaboutbabiesyet(Monicaseesawomanpassbywithababy,putsthephonetoherchest,andstartstocryChandlertakesthephone,makesanoiseinitresemblingstatic,andhangsupJoeyenters)Chandler:WherehaveyoubeenJoey:Oh,justhadababyChandler:Mazeltov!Scene:TheWaitingRoom,RachelandDrFranzblauhavegonetogetcoffeeDrFranzblau:Idon'tknow,couldbeanhour,couldbethree,butrelax,she'sdoinggreatSo,uh,tellme,areyoucurrentlyinvolvedwithanyoneRachel:(anxiously)No,no,notatthemoment,no,I'mnotAreyouDrFranzblau:No,it'shardenoughtogetwomentogooutwithmeRachel:Right,yeah,I'veheardthataboutcutedoctorsDrFranzblau:No,no,reallyIsupposeit'sbecauseIspendsomuchtime,youknow,whereIdoRachel:OhDrFranzblau:Itrynottoletmyworkaffectmypersonallife,butit'shard,whenyoudowhatIdoIt'slikeuhWell,forinstance,whatdoyoudoRachel:I'mawaitressDrFranzblau:Ok,allright,wellaren'ttheretimeswhenyoucomehomeattheendoftheday,andyou'rejustlike,'ifIseeonemorecupofcoffee'Rachel:(gettingthepoint)YeahGotchaDrFranzblau:I'mgonnagocheckuponyourfriendRachel:OkThat'sfine(takesherearringsout)Scene:TheHallOutsideLydia'sRoom,JoeyiswalkinguptoLydia'sroomwithballoons,butbeforeheentersheseesthatthebaby'sfatherhasarrivedHelistensatthedoorLydia:SohowdidyouknowIwasevenhereGuy:YourmomcalledmeSoisthisherLydia:No,thisisaloanerGuy:I'msorryyouhadtodothisbyyourselfLydia:Iwasn'tbymyselfIhadadoctor,anurse,andahelperguy(Joeysmiles)So,didyouseewhowonthegameGuy:Yeah,theKnicksbyTheysuckLydia:Yeah,they'renotsobad(JoeyclosesthedoorandtiestheballoonstotheknobThenhewalksaway,holdingthehandofaninflatedballoonanimalhehadbrought)Scene:TheBroomCloset,Rossistryingtoopenthedoorwithacreditcard,withnosuccessRoss:Comeon,comeonDamnit,damnit,damnit,damnit(toSusan)ThisisallyourfaultThisissupposedtobe,like,thegreatestdayofmylife,y'knowMysonisbeingborn,andIshouldbeinthere,youknow,insteadofstuckinaclosetwithyouSusan:ThewomanIloveishavingababytodayI'vebeenwaitingforthisjustasmuchasyouhaveRoss:Nonono,believemeNoonehasbeenwaitingforthisasmuchasIhave,okAndyouknowwhatthefunnythingisWhenthisdayisover,yougettogohomewiththebaby,okWheredoesthatleavemeSusan:Yougettobethebaby'sfatherEveryoneknowswhoyouareWhoamIThere'sMother'sDay,there'sFather'sDay,there'snoLesbianLoverDayRoss:EverydayisLesbianLoverDayPhoebe:ThisissogreatRoss:YouwannaexplainthatPhoebe:Imean,well,'causewhenIwasgrowingup,youknowmydadleft,andmymotherdied,andmystepfatherwenttojail,soIbarelyhadenoughpiecesofparentstomakeonewholeoneAndhere'sthislittlebabywhohaslikethreewholeparentswhocareaboutitsomuchthatthey'refightingoverwhogetstoloveitthemostAndit'snotevenbornyetIt'sjust,it'sjusttheluckiestbabyinthewholeworld(pause)I'msorry,youwerefightingScene:Carol'sRoom,sheisreadytogivebirthEveryoneisthereexceptforPhoebe,Ross,andSusan,whoareinthebroomclosetCarol:WherearetheyMonica:I'msurethey'llbeheresoonRachel:Yeah,honey,theywouldn'tmissthisJoey:RelaxYou'reonlyatninecentimetersAndthebaby'satzerostationChandler:(toJoey)Youarereallyfrighteningme(CarolsuddenlyscreamsinpainandgrabsChandlerbytheshirt)Chandler:Somebodywannahelpme,tryin'toripoutmyheart(theypullherhandoffofhim)Uh,that'sgreat(lookingaround)AnybodyseenanippleDrFranzblau:Allright,tencentimeters,herewegoNurse:Allright,honey,timetostartpushingCarol:Butthey'renothereyet!DrFranzblau:I'msorry,Ican'ttellthebabytowaitforthemCarol:Oh,godScene:TheBroomCloset,RosshasusedabroomtoopentheairventintheceilingPhoebeiswearingajanitor'suniform,readytogoupintheventRoss:Ok,gottheventopenPhoebe:(readingthenametagontheuniform)Hi,I'mBenI'mhospitalworkerBenIt'sBentotherescue!Ross:Ben,youreadyAllright,gimmeyourfootOk,onthree,BenOne,two,threeOk,That'sit,Ben(RossandSusanliftPhoebeupintothevent)Susan:WhatdoyouseePhoebe:Well,Susan,IseewhatappearstobeadarkventWaitYes,itisinfactadarkvent(Ajanitoropenstheclosetdoorfromtheoutside)Ross:Phoebs,It'sopen!It'sopen!(RossandSusanruntothedeliveryroom,leavingPhoebedanglingfromthevent)Janitor:(toRossandSusan)Wait!Youforgotyourlegs!Scene:Carol'sRoom,RossandSusanrushinAll:Push,push!Ross:We'rehere!Carol:(irked)WherehaveyoubeenRoss:Longstory,honeyDrFranzblau:Allright,Carol,IneedyoutokeeppushingIneed(reachesforaninstrument,Rachel'shandisonit)Excuseme,couldIhavethisNurse:Allright,allright,there'safewtoomanypeopleinthisroom,andthere'sabouttobeonemore,soanybodywho'snotanexhusbandoralesbianlifepartner,outyougo!All:Goodluck!(Everyoneheadsforthedoor)Chandler:(tonurse)Letmeaskyou,doyouhavetobeCarol'slesbianlifepartnerNurse:Out!DrFranzblau:Allright,he'scrowningHerehecomesRoss:Letmesee,Igottasee,IgottaseeOh,aheadOh,it's,it'shugeCarol,howareyoudoingthisCarol:(straining)Nothelping!DrFranzblau:You'redoinggreat,you'redoingfineRoss:(putshisheadnearthebaby)Hello!(toDrFranzblau)Oh,sorrySusan:WhatdoyouseeWhatdoyouseeRoss:Wegotahead,wegotshoulders,wegotarms,wegot,oh,lookatthelittlefingers,oh,andachest,andastomachIt'saboy,definitelyaboy!Allright!Ok,legs,knees,andfeetOh,ohHe'shereHe'sapersonSusan:Oh,lookatthatCarol:WhatdoeshelooklikeRoss:KindalikemyuncleEd,coveredinJelloCarol:ReallyPhoebe:(fromtheairventoverhead)Youguys,he'sbeautiful!Ross:Oh,thanks,Pheebs!(TheylookuptowardstheventandwaveatPhoebe)Scene:TheDeliveryRoom,CarolisholdingtheinfantSusan:Noshouting,butwestillneedanameforthislittleguyRoss:(thinking)How'boutBenSusan:IlikeBenCarol:BenBenBen'sgoodHowcomeyounevermentionedBenbeforeRoss:Weuh,wejustcookeditupSusan:That'swhatwewereoffdoing(Monicaopensthedoor)Monica:HiRoss:HeyMonica:Canwecomein(Thewholegangenters)Ross:(toBen)Iknow,IknowEverybody,there'ssomeoneI'dlikeyoutomeetYeahThisisBenBen,thisiseverybodyPhoebe:Susan,helooksjustlikeyouSusan:ThanksRachel:Oh,god,Ican'tbelieveoneofusactuallyhasoneoftheseChandler:Iknow,IstillamoneoftheseMonica:Ross,canI(MonicaholdsBen)Ross:Thehead,theheadYougottaMonica:(gettingchokedup)Hi,BenHiI'myourAuntMonicaYesIamI'myourAuntMonicaIIwillalwayshavegumClosingCreditsScene:TheHospital,thecameraisplacedasthoughitwereBen'seyesRoss:Ben,IwantyoutoknowthattheremaybesometimeswhenImaynotbearound,likethis(walksoutofthepicture)ButI'llstillalwayscomeback,likethis(returns)AndsometimesImaybeawaylonger,likethis(walksaway)ButI'llstillalwayscomeback,likethis(returns)(Chandlercomesintothepicture)Chandler:Andsometimes,I'llwantyoutostealthird,andI'llgolikethis(Doesabaseballsign)(Therestofthegroupcomeintothepicture)Monica:HeissoamazingRachel:Oh,IknowLookathimJoey:Ben,Ben,heyBenNothingIdon'tthinkthat'shisnamePhoebe:Oh,look,look,he'sclosinghiseyes(screengoesblank)Look,he'sopeninghiseyes(picturecomesback)Joey:Hedoesn'tdomuch,doesheRoss:No,thisisprettymuchit(longmomentofsilence)Rachel:YouguyswannagetsomecoffeeAll:YeahRoss:Allright,I'llseeyouguyslater(TheyallleavebutRoss,buttheyallcomebackafewsecondslaterTheymakefacesatthebaby)Phoebe:Oh,look,he'sclosinghiseyesagain(Thescreenfadestoblack)End本出世强森大夫七线电话她还没来她将生下我的小孩却还没来不会有事的她的羊水破了吗我不知道她和我通话时说她已分泌粘液我们需要知道这一些吗乔伊你有小孩时你会怎么做我会在等待室中送雪茄乔伊准备让他孩子出生在年代的电影中我不敢相信她可能会在计程车中生产罗斯冷静点第一次收缩收费二块钱之后每收缩一次收五毛钱什么钱德这样说时就没事你得选对时间我错过了吗没有她根本还没出现干嘛带吉他来我想我们会在这儿待一阵子来点音乐你到底上哪儿去了我们中途在礼品店待了一会儿买什么我想买填充玩具苏珊想买”矮胖”苏珊要矮胖她就快生小宝宝了是小宝宝不能中途下车买矮胖我过去也用那个汽车贴纸懂我意思吗下车买矮胖别介意了罗斯我多了一个想要吗不想我最喜爱的父母团队好法大头我了解你们在考虑生宝宝的事我知道你已怀胎九月这是好的开始收缩的情况如何我喜欢每一阵都像是子宫中的小舞会我喜欢每一阵都像是子宫中的小舞会制片:陶德史帝芬秒石英表瑞士石英表我能喝饮料吗碎冰只能喝碎冰护士站有我去拿不我去马上回来不我去…我想你或许想喝碎冰谢谢如果还需要别的…我没见过吧我叫瑞秋格林卡萝前任丈夫妹抹的室友幸会我是法大夫你室友哥哥前妻的医生真有趣我要个宝宝今晚不行亲爱的我明天得早起起来我们去买咖啡好吧因为我们没做过投…或是不进也行尼克迷他们烂透了女士看你的尤恩漂亮他连坐在船上都投不进水里是吗你支持谁是吗你支持谁他们无法投进船…反正他们很烂闭嘴今年是重建年•我帮你孩子的爹我们这儿需要爸爸…他没有爸爸抱歉没关系我没事这边洼所有的孕妇似乎都往这儿走他们又小又肉摸起来感觉很好不久他们长大后就会开始恨你现在他们对你大吼大叫你不知原因为何你不知原因为何谢谢罗斯用来叫你停止的好吧看是双胞胎好可爱不公平我一个都没有他们怎会有两个你也会有的是吗什么时候好吧告诉你我们岁时如果都还单身我们就一起生一个如何为何我岁时还单身不这只是假设假设为何我到岁时还单身假设为何我到岁时还单身我有不适婚姻的毛病吗这降落伞是个背包看你盛装登场你回家换衣服今天是个重要的日子我想漂亮一点法大夫…不我们还没见到他他在哪儿他应该在这儿的万一小孩需要他怎么办瑞秋你和医生到底是怎么了难道你爸也是个医生对干嘛问没理由没理由不我不找他我不管这是不是他的孩子他是个大浑蛋不我不是一个人乔伊在这儿什么意思乔伊什么什么意思乔伊什么对等等她要跟你谈对等等她要跟你谈对是我不我们只是朋友对我单身岁演员她不擅于讲电话孩子的爸怎么了如果有人即将生下我的孩子我会想知道的尼克迷你对爸爸的观点我不在乎或许吧祝你好运保重了你知道塞尔提克有什么问题他们让球员经营球队这不是真的他们让球员经营球队这不是真的他们让球员经营球队这不是真的你们会窖死我的剩秒数央点你会没事记得这样做全是为了裘帝将全力集中在裘帝裘帝到底是谁你儿子不我不要我儿子叫裘帝我们协议过我儿子叫洁米洁米是苏珊第一任女友的名字所以我们决定还是用裘帝这是什么意思我们根本没讨论过裘帝我们讨论过洁希寇帝迪伦时提到一下我脚抽筋我脚抽筋你和她睡觉我来处理抽筋你不行够了你们都给我出去什么是她引起的…我不管我想生下小孩你们在这儿根本是愈帮愈忙卿走卿走出去出去怎么了有东西爆炸了她破水了冷静点行吗她破水了什么意思什么是破水什么是破水拜托都是你的错怎么说为什么都是我的错你们在一起之前卡萝从未把我赶出房间是吗我出现之前有许多事卡萝没做过是吗我出现之前有许多事卡萝没做过知道你的问题出在哪儿吗你因我而感到岌岌可危我说的每件事都是问题我因你而感到岌岌可危你到底在说什么够了进去快我简直不敢相信你们两个小宝宝即将诞生在这栋建筑他听见的第一个声音不该是你们的吵闹声所以你们别再吵了对苏珊别让我再发一次脾气我不喜欢我自己这样谁想听反讽的事救命啊…我的宝宝就要诞生你们都退后你们都退后你们都退后找到人之前我们都会在这儿陪你的你告诉我巴黎的事真棒真的那家糕饼店就在我住的饭店隔壁真的那家糕饼店就在我住的饭店隔壁加油莉迪亚你办得到加油莉迪亚你办得到我只是…我只是…你想干嘛将门吸开你想干嘛将门吸开最后他们终于发现他们的尸体不妈一切顺利对罗斯很好他在其他地方不他不见了不你们不用飞回来我唯一的机会什么意思别再说了行吗我才岁我连小孩的事都没想过你上哪儿去了我刚生了个小孩了不起说不定或许是一小时也可能是三小时别请放心她的状况良好告诉我目前有对象吗没有现在没有你呢没有我不容易找到对象对我听过有关帅哥大夫的传间没有真的我想和我工作有关我试着不让工作影响我的生活如果你是我你从事什么工作我是服务生难道你下班回家后不会觉得…如果我再看见咖啡杯…我懂我去看看你朋友你怎么会知道我在这儿你妈打电话告诉我的这就是她不这是我捡来的抱歉让你自己承担这一切我不是自己一个我有大夫护士和善心人士知道谁赢吗尼克胜十分他们好烂是吗他们没那么差劲可恶…都是你的错这本来是我今生最快乐的日子我儿子即将出世我应该在那儿的而不是被困在这儿我所爱的女人就要生我和你一样期待已久不相信我没人像我如此期待讽刺的是你们将带着宝宝回家讽刺的是你们将带着宝宝回家大家都知道你是我是谁这世上有父亲节母亲节却没有女同志节每天都是女同志节精彩愿意解释吗因为我小时候我爸离开我妈过世我继父入狱我根本得不到父母的爱如今他有如此爱他的三个父母甚至为谁给他的爱最多而吵架而且他根本还未出世他真是全天下最幸福的宝宝抱歉你们正在吵架他们在哪儿他们很快就会来对他们不会错过的对放轻松才开九公分宝宝没那么快出来你吓到我了谁愿意帮我吗她想掏出我的心脏这下可好有人看见乳头吗十公分开始用力不要再用力了他们还没好抱歉我无法叫宝宝等他们来抱歉我无法叫宝宝等他们来通气口开了我是宾我是医院工人宾宾前来抢救了宾准备好没脚给我数到数到数到你看见什么我看见黑暗的通气孔等等真的是黑暗的通气孔菲此门开了等等你们忘了脚我们来了你们上哪儿去了说来话长卡萝我要你不断用力抱歉我能用这个…这里人太多了而且待会儿又会多一个所以不是前任丈夫和女同志终身伴侣者请出去再见了…祝好运…我问你要卡萝的女同志终身伴侣才行吗出去他的头露出来了让我看看…是头…好大卡萝你是怎么办到的于事无补你做得很好…抱歉你看见什么我何时能见到头肩膀和手臂都出来了看是手指肚子是男的百分百男孩百分百男孩他出来了他是个人他是个人他像谁像我叔叔艾德被果冻包着像我叔叔艾德被果冻包着各位他好漂亮谢了菲此不准大吼我们仍需要为他取个名字宾如何我喜欢宾宾这名字不错你们之前怎没提过这名字刚想出来的这就是我们不在时做的事我们能进来吗当然请进我知道各位向你们介绍一个人他叫宾宾这是大家宾这是大家苏珊他看起来像你谢谢天啊没想到我们之啤有人生宝宝了我知道我也是其中之罗斯我能吗好头你必须…宾我是你姑姑摩妮卡没错我就是你姑姑摩妮卡我将永远有…牙齿我将永远有…牙齿我要你知道有时我会不在像这样我会回来像这样有时我会离开更久像这样我仍会回来像这样有时我要你到三垒我会这样他太神奇了对我知道你看他对我知道你看他没反应我想他不喜欢这名字看他闭上眼睛了看他张开眼睛了他不常动吧这样已算动了你们想喝咖啡吗想…口引门待会儿见看他又闭上眼睛了

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