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115 The One With the Stoned Guy

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TheOneWiththeStonedGuyScene:CentralPerk,RachelisservingJoey,Ross,andMonicatheirdrinksRachel:(toJoey)Coffee(Handsittohim)Joey:ThankyouRachel:(toRoss)Cappuccino(Handsittohim)Ross:GrazieRachel:AndanicehotciderforMonica(Handsittoher)Monica:Aww,thankyou(Noticessomething)UhRachRachel:YeahMonica:WhydoesmycinamonstickhaveaneraserRachel:Oh!That'swhy(Rachelchecksbehindherear,andfindsacinamonstick)I'msorry!(ShetakesthepenciloutofMonica'scoffeeandMonicaputshercupdownindisgust)OpeningCreditsScene:Chandler'sjob,Chandleristypingdataintohiscomputer,hekeepstypingevenwhiletakingadrinkofcoffeewithonehandOneofhiscoworkerswalksbyWoman:ChandlerChandler:MrsTedlockYou'relookinglovelytodayAndmayIsay,thatisaveryflatteringsleevelengthonyouMrsTedlock:YesWell,MrKostelickwantsyoutostopbyhisofficeattheendofthedayChandler:Oh,listenIfthisisaboutthoseprankmemos,IhadnothingtodowiththemReallyNothingatallReally(Chandlertriestohidearubberchickenfromthewoman)NothingScene:CentralPerk,everyoneistherebutChandlerPhoeberunsin,excitedlyPhoebe:Heyyouguys!Chandler'scomingandhesayshehas,like,thisincrediblenews,sowhenhegetshere,wecouldallactlike,youknow(Chandlercomesin)Chandler:Hey!All:Hey!Phoebe:NevermindButitwasgoingtobereallygoodRoss:What'sgoingonAll:WhatisitChandler:So,it'satypicaldayatworkI'minputtingmynumbers,andbigAlcallsmeintohisofficeandtellsmehewantstomakemeprocessingsupervisorAll:That'sgreat!Chandler:SoIquitAll:WhyChandler:WhyThiswassupposedtobeatempjob!Monica:Yeah,Chandleryou'vebeenthereforfiveyearsChandler:IfItookthispromotion,it'dbelikeadmittingthatthisiswhatIactuallydoPhoebe:SowasitalotmoremoneyChandler:Itdoesn'tmatterIjustdon'twanttobeoneofthoseguysthat'sinhisofficeuntiltwelveo'clockatnightworryingabouttheWENUS(Everyonelooksathim,confused)Rachel:theWENUSChandler:WeeklyEstimatedNetUsageSystemsAprocessingtermRachel:(sarcastic)OhThatWENUSJoey:Sowhat'reyougoingtodoChandler:Idon'tknowThat'sthethingIdon'tknowwhatIwanttodoIjustknowI'mnotgoingtofigureitoutworkingtherePhoebe:Oooh!Ihavesomethingyoucando!IhavethisnewmassageclientSteve(pause)Anyway,he'sopeninguparestaurantandhe'slookingforaheadchefMonica:(tapsPhoebeonhershoulder)UmhitherePhoebe:Hi!(turnsbacktoChandler,thentoMonica)Oh,yeah,no,IknowYou'reachefIknow,andIthoughtofyoufirst,butum,Chandler'stheonewhoneedsajobrightnow,soChandler:YeahIjustdon'thavethatmuchcheffingexperienceUnlessit'sanalltoastrestaurantPhoebe:(toMonica'stapping)Yeah,yeah!Monica:Well,whatkindoffoodishelookingforPhoebe:Well,hewantstodosomeecclectic,sohe'slookingforsomeonewhocan,youknow,createtheentiremenuMonica:(excited)OhmyGod!Phoebe:Yeah,Iknow!(turnstoChandler)So,whatdoyouthinkChandler:Thanks,PhoebeButIjustdon'treallyseemyselfinabigwhitehatPhoebe:OK(pause)OhMonica!Guesswhat!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Chandlerwalksin,wearingasuitChandler:CanyouseemynipplesthroughthisshirtRachel:NoButdon'tworry,I'msurethey'restilltherePhoebe:Whereareyougoing,MrSuityManChandler:Well,IhaveanappointmenttoseeDrRobertPillman,careercounseloragogo(pause)Iaddedthe"agogo"Rachel:CareercounselorChandler:Hey,youguysallknowwhatyouwanttodoRachel:Idon't!Chandler:Hey,youguysinthelivingroomallknowwhatyouwanttodoYouknow,youhavegoalsYouhavedreamsIdon'thaveadreamRoss:Ah,thelesserknown"Idon'thaveadream"speech(Monicaenters,excited)Monica:Oh,Ilovemylife,Ilovemylife!Phoebe:Ooh!Brian'sSong!Rachel:ThemeetingwiththeguywentgreatMonica:Sogreat!Heshowedmewheretherestaurant'sgoingtobeIt'sthis,it'sthiscutelittleplaceonthStreetNottoobig,nottoosmallJustrightChandler:WasitformerlyownedbyablondewomanandsomebearsMonica:Soanyway,I'mcookingdinnerforhimMondaynightYouknow,kindoflikeanauditionAndPhoebe,hereallywantsyoutobehere,whichwillbegreatformebecausethenyoucan'ooh'and'ahh'andmakeyummynoisesRachel:WhatareyougoingtomakePhoebe:(asthoughRachelwasn'tpayingattention)YummynoisesRachel:(pause)AndMonica,whatareyougoingtomakeMonica:Idon'tknowIdon'tknowIt'sjustgoingtobesogreat!Phoebe:Ooh!Iknowwhatyoucouldmake!(runsovertojoinMonicaandRachelinthekitchen)Iknow!Oh,youshoulddefinitelymakethatthingyouknow,withthestuff(Monicadoesn'tknow)Youknow,thatthingwiththestuffOK,Idon'tknow(sitsdown)Ross:Heyguys,doesanybodyknowagooddateplaceintheneighborhoodJoey:HowaboutTony'sIfyoucanfinishaouncesteak,it'sfreeRoss:OK,ahem,hey,doesanybodyknowagoodplaceifyou'renotdatingapumaChandler:WhoareyougoingoutwithPhoebe:Oh,isthisthebugladyRachel:(tryingtosoundlikeabug)BzzzzIloveyou,RossRoss:HernameisCeliaShe'snotabugladyShe'scuratorofinsectsatthemuseumRachel:SowhatareyouguysgoingtodoRoss:Oh,Ijustthoughtwecouldgoouttodinner,andthenmaybebringherbacktomyplaceandI'dintroducehertomymonkeyChandler:Andhe'snotspeakingmetaphoricallyJoey:(asidetoRoss)Sobacktoyourplaceyouthinking,maybe(gestureswithhands,backandforth)huhhuhRoss:Well,Idon'tknow(gestures)huhhuhbutI'mhoping(gestures)huhhuhJoey:I'mtellingyou,thatmonkeyisachickmagnet!She'sgoingtotakeonelookathisfurry,cutelittlefaceandit'llsealthedealScene:Ross'sapartment,MarcelishangingfromCelia'shair,andsheisscreaming,tryingtogethimoffRoss:Celia,don'tworry! Don'tscream! He'snotgoingtohurtyou!Soothingtones,CeliaSoothingtones!MarcelCelia:Ican'tstandthis!He'sgothisclawsinmyRoss:Alright(liftsMarcelaway)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneistherebutRossandChandlerMonicaismakingfood,andhavingeveryonetryitMonica:(toJoey)OK,trythissalmonmousseJoey:(tasting)MmmmGoodMonica:IsitbetterthantheothersalmonmousseJoey:It'screamierMonica:Yeah,well,isthatbetterJoey:Idon'tknowWe'retalkingaboutwhippedfish,MonicaI'mjusthappyI'mkeepingitdown,y'know(Chandlerkicksthedoorclosed,angrilyHisclothesareaskew,helooksbeat)Rachel:MyGod!WhathappenedtoyouChandler:Eightandahalfhoursofaptitudetests,intelligencetests,personalitytestsandwhatdoIlearn(hetapstheresultsandreadsthem)"Youareideallysuitedforacareerindataprocessingforalargemultinationalcorporation"Phoebe:That'ssogreat!'Causeyoualreadyknowhowtodothat!Chandler:CanyoubelieveitImean,don'tIseemlikesomebodywhoshouldbedoingsomethingreallycoolYouknow,IjustalwayspicturedmyselfdoingsomethingsomethingRachel:(comesupandrubshimonthechest)OhChandler,Iknow,Iknowoh,hey!Youcanseeyournipplesthroughthisshirt!Monica:(bringsaplateoftinyappetizersover)Hereyougo,maybethis'llcheeryouupChandler:Ooh,youknow,Ihadagrapeaboutfivehoursago,soI'dbettersplitthiswithyouMonica:It'ssupposedtobethatsmallIt'sapreappetizerTheFrenchcallitanamouzboucheChandler:(tastesit)Wellitisamouzing(PhoneringsMonicaanswersit)Monica:(onphone)Hello(Listens)Oh,hiWendy!(Listens)Yeah,eighto'clock(Listens)WhatdidwesayTendollarsanhour(Listens)OK,great(Listens)Allright,I'llseeyouthenBye(hangsup)Phoebe:TendollarsanhourforwhatMonica:Oh,Iaskedoneofthewaitressesatworkifshe'dhelpmeoutRachel:(hurt)WaitressingJoey:UhohMonica:WellofcourseIthoughtofyou!ButbutRachel:But,butMonica:But,yousee,it'sjustthisnighthastogojustperfect,youknowAnd,well,Wendy'smoreofaprofessionalwaitressRachel:Oh!IseeAndI'vesortofbeenmaintainingmyamateurstatussothatIcanwaitressintheOlympicsChandler:Youknow,Idon'tmeantobrag,butIwaitedtablesatInnsbruckin'(deadsilence)Amouzbouche(holdsouttray)Scene:Ross'apartment,Girl,You'llBeAWomanSoon(theoriginal,notthatcruddyUrgeOverkillversion)isplayingRossandCeliaarekissingpassionatelyCelia:TalktomeRoss:OKum,aweirdthinghappenedtomeonthetrainthismorningCelia:NononoTalkdirtyRoss:(embarrassed)Whawhat,hereCelia:YesRoss:AhCelia:SaysomethinghotRoss:(panicked)ErumCelia:WhatRoss:UmuhvulvaCommercialBreakScene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyandRossarethere,discussingwhathappenedlastnightJoey:(indisbelief)VulvaRoss:Alright,Ipanicked,alrightShetookmebysurpriseYouknow,butitwasn'tatotallossImean,weendedupcuddlingJoey:(sarcastic)Whoaa!!YoucuddledHowmanytimesRoss:Shutup!ItwasniceIjustIdon'tthinkI'mthedirtytalkingkindofguy,youknowJoey:What'sthebigdealYoujustsaywhatyouwanttodotoherOrwhatyouwanthertodotoyouOrwhatyouthinkotherpeoplemightbedoingtoeachotherI'lltellyouwhatJusttrysomethingonmeRoss:(deadpan)PleasebekiddingJoey:WhynotComeon!Just,justcloseyoureyesandtellmewhatyou'dliketobedoingrightnowRoss:OK(closeseyes)I'minmyapartmentJoey:yeahwhatelseRoss:That'sitI'minmyapartment,you'renotthere,we'renothavingthisconversation(getsup,walksacrossroom)Joey:(walkstocatchuptohim)Alright,look,I'llstart,OKRoss:Joey,pleaseJoey:ComeonComeonAlright,ready,look!(inalowvoice)OhRossyougetmesohotIwantyourlipsonmenowRoss:(impressed)WowJoey:Alright,nowyousaysomethingRoss:IahemIreallydon'tthinksoJoey:Comeon!Youlikethiswoman,rightRoss:YeahJoey:Youwanttoseeheragain,rightRoss:SureJoey:Wellifyoucan'ttalkdirtytome,how'reyougoingtotalkdirtytoherNowtellmeyouwanttocaressmybutt!Ross:OK,turnaround(Joeylookstakenaback)Ijustdon'twantyoustaringatmewhenI'mdoingthisJoey:(turningaround)Alright,alrightI'maroundGoaheadRoss:AhemIwantOK,Iwanttofeelyourhot,softskinwithmylipsJoey:Thereyougo!KeepgoingKeepgoing!Ross:I,er(Atthispoint,ChandlerwalksintothelivingroomfromhisbedroomRossandJoeybothhavetheirbackstohim,sotheydon'tnoticeChandlerseesthesituationandremainsquiet,watching)Ross:Iwanttotakemytongueand(Chandleriscompletelyastounded)Ross:andJoey:Sayitsayit!Ross:runitalloveryourbodyuntilyou'retremblingwithwith(ChandlerleansbackagainstthewallandRossandJoeyhearhimRossandJoeybothnoticeatthesametimeTheyslowlystop,andthenveryslowlyturnaroundtoseeChandlerstaringatthem)Chandler:(smiling)withRoss:(rushingtoexplain)Funnystory!Joey:You'renotgoingtobelievethis!Chandler:It'sOKIt'sOKIwasalwaysrootingforyoutwokidstogettogetherJoey:HeyChandler,whileyouweresleepingthatguyfromyouroldjobcalledagainChandler:AgainJoey:Andagain,andagain,andagain(phonerings,heanswers)Hello(handsphonetoChandler)AndagainChandler:(onphone)HeyMrKostelic!How'slifeonthefifteenthfloor(Listens)Yeah,Imissyoutoo(Listens)Yeah,it'salotlesssatisfyingtostealpensfromyourownhome,youknow(Listens)Well,that'sverygenerous(Listens)er,butlook,thisisn'taboutthemoneyIneedsomethingthat'smorethanajobIneedsomethingIcanreallycareabout(Listens)Andthat'sontopoftheyearlybonusstructureyoumentionedearlier(Listens)Look,Al,AlI'mnotplayinghardballhere,OKThisisnotanegotiation,thisisarejection!(Listens)No!No!No,stopsayingnumbers!I'mtellingyou,you'vegotthewrongguy!You'vegotthewrongguy!(Listens)I'llseeyouonMonday!(slamsthephonedown)Scene:Chandler'snewwindowoffice,heisshowingPhoebearoundChandler:WellPhoebe:(excited)Wow!It'shuge!It'ssomuchbiggerthanthecubicleOh,thisisacubeChandler:Lookatthis!(heopensthecurtaintoaviewofNewYorkCity)Phoebe:Oh!Youhaveawindow!Chandler:Yesindeedy!(theylookoutside)WithabeautifulviewofPhoebe:Ohlook!Thatguy'speeing!Chandler:(walksawayfromwindow)OK,that'senoughoftheviewCheckthisout,lookatthisSitdown,sitdownPhoebe:(sitting)OKChandler:Thisisgreat!(hepressesabuttononhisintercom)Helen,couldyoucomeinhereforamoment(Anunamusedwomanwalksintotheoffice)Chandler:ThankyouHelen,that'llbeall(Sheleaves,obviouslyperturbed)Chandler:LasttimeIdothat,IpromiseScene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaisonthephoneRachelwalksinandoverhearstheconversationMonica:(shoutingonphone)Wendy,wehadadeal!(Listens)Yeah,youpromised!Wendy!Wendy!Wendy!(hangsup)Rachel:WhowasthatMonica:WendybailedIhavenowaitressRachel:Ohthat'stoobadByebye(shewalksawaytowardsthedoor)Monica:TendollarsanhourRachel:NoMonica:TwelvedollarsanhourRachel:MonIwishIcould,butI'vemadeplanstowalkaroundMonica:Youknow,Rachel,whenyouranoutofyourwedding,IwasthereforyouIputaroofoveryourhead,andifthatmeansnothingtoyou(Rachelisn'tbuyingit,desperate)twentydollarsanhourRachel:DoneScene:MonicaandRachel's,laterRacheliswaitressing,MonicaiscookingPhoebewalksinwithSteve(CrystalDuckwinnerJonLovitz)Rachel:Wellhello!WelcometoMonica'sMayItakeyourcoatMonica:HiSteve!Steve:Hello,Monica(toRachel)Hello,greetergirlMonica:(toSteve)ThisisRachelSteve:(unconcerned)Yeah,OKPhoebe:(overemphasizing)Mmmmmm!Everythingsmellssodelicious!Youknow,Ican'trememberatimeIsmeltsuchadeliciouscombinationof(Monicasignalshertostop)of,OK,smellsSteve:It'salovelyapartmentMonica:Oh,thankyouWouldyoulikeatourSteve:Iwasjustbeingpolite,but,alright(TheyleaveonthetourandRachelgoestofollowthembutPhoebestopsheranddragsherintothekitchen)Rachel:What'supPhoebe:(whispers)Inthecab,onthewayover,SteveblazedupadoobieRachel:WhatPhoebe:SmokedajointYouknow,litaboneWeedHempGanjaRachel:OK,OKI'mwithyou,CheechOKSteve:(fromthelivingroom)Isitdryinhere(lickshislips)Rachel:Letme,letmegetyousomewine!Monica:Yeah,Ithinkwe'rereadyforourfirstcourse(Stevesits,Monicabringsoveratray)OK,um,thesearerotshrimpravioli,andcelantropondousauce(Stevestartstoeatthemonebyone,quickly)withjustatouchofmintsand(hefinishes)gingerSteve:Well,smackmyassandcallmeJudy!Thesearefantastic!Monica:I'msogladyoulikedthem!Steve:Like'emIcouldeatahundredofthem!Monica:Oh,wellum,that'sallthereareoftheseButinabouteightandahalfminutes,we'llbeservingsomedeliciousoniontartletsSteve:TartletsTartletsTartletsThewordhaslostallmeaning(hegetsupandgoesintothekitchen)Rachel:ExcusemeCanIhelpyouwithanythingSteve:Youknow,Idon'tknowwhatI'mlookingfor(RacheltriestogetMonica'sattentiontotellherSteveisstonedShepretendstodragonajoint,andMonicathinksshe'sgivingherthe'OK'signalThenRacheldoesitagain,inhalingdeeplythistimeMonicawavesitoffasthoughshedoesn'tbelieveit)Steve:(fromkitchen)Ah,cool!Tacoshells!(Rachelmotions,"Yousee!")Youknow,thesearethey'relikealittlecornenvelopeMonica:(joininghimandtakingthetacoshells)YouknowthatYoudon'twanttospoilyourappetiteSteve:(lookingincabinets)Hey!SugarO's!(grabsthecerealbox)Monica:Youknow,ifyoujustwaitanothersixandahalfminutesSteve:Macaroniandcheese!Wegottamakethis!Monica:No,wedon't(reachesforbox)Steve:Oh,OK(hedropstheboxonthefloor)Oh,sorry(WhenshebendsdowntopickituphegrabsapackageofGummibearsfromthecabinet)Monica:Whydon'tyoujusthaveaseathere(hesitsatthetable,thentriestosecretlyeattheGummibearsMonicaspotshim)OKgivemetheGummibearsSteve:(childishly)NoMonica:GivethemtomeSteve:Alright,we'llshareMonica:No,givemetheSteve:Wellthenyoucan'thaveany(shegrabsforthepackage,anditbreaksopenGummibearsflyeverywhere,someintothepunchbowlonthetable)Bearoverboard!Ithinkhe'sdrowning(hethrowssomeSugarO'sintothepunchbowl)Heyfellows!GrabonaSugarOsaveyourself!(Mimickingthebears)"Help! I'mdrowning! Help!"Monica:(furious)That'sit!Dinnerisover!Steve:WhatMonica:WhatSteve:WhyMonica:WhyIt'sjustthatI'vewaitedsevenyearsforanopportunitylikethis,andyoucan'tevenwaitfourandahalfminutesforastupidoniontartlet(Theovengoesoff)Steve:(excited)Hey!Scene:CentralPerk,allarethereexceptChandlerJoey:Whatatool!Rachel:Youdon'twanttoworkforaguylikethatRoss:Yeah!Monica:Iknowit'sjustIthoughtthiswas,youknowitRoss:Look,you'llgetthereYou'reanamazingchefPhoebe:Yeah!YouknowallthoseyummynoisesIwasn'tfaking(RossgetsupandgoesovertothecounterandJoeyfollowshim)Joey:(toRoss)So,erhowdiditgowithCeliaRoss:Oh,IwasunbelievableJoey:Allright,Ross!Ross:IwastheJamesMichenerofdirtytalkItwasthemostelaboratefilthyouhaveeverheardImean,therewerecharacters,plotlines,themes,amotifatonepointtherewerevillagersJoey:Whoa!Andthe(gestureswithhands)huhhuhRoss:Well,ahemyouknow,bythetimewe'dfinishedwithallthedirtytalk,itwaskindalateandwewerebothkindofexhausted,souhJoey:YoucuddledRoss:Yeah,whichwasnicePhoebe:YouguyswannatryandcatchalatemovieorsomethingRachel:Maybe,butshouldn'twewaitforChandlerJoey:Yeah,wherethehellisheScene:Chandler'soffice,he'sonthephone,agitatedChandler:(onphone)Yes,FranIknowwhattimeitis,butI'mlookingattheWENUSandI'mnothappy!(Listens)Oh,really,really,reallyWell,letmetellyousomethingyouwillcareaboutit,becauseIcareaboutit!YougotitGood!(slamsphonedown,thenleansbackandrealizeswhatjusthappened)WhooooaaaaClosingCreditsScene:Phoebe'smassageparlour,shehasSteveonthetable,andisgivinghimanextrapainfulmassagePhoebe:How'sthis(pressesdownhard)Steve:Eeeee!Phoebe:SorryHowaboutoverhere(pressesdownhardagain)Steve:Aaaaah!Phoebe:See,thatjustmeansit'sworkingDoesthishurt(pressesdownelsewhere)Steve:NoPhoebe:Whataboutthis(shestartsusingherelbowsonhisback,heyellsinpain)Steve:Aaaaahhh!!Phoebe:Thereyougo!(Shecontinuestoworkhimoverwithherelbowsandhecontinuestoyellinpain)End大麻客咖啡谢谢卡布其诺摩妮卡的热苹果酒谢谢瑞秋为何我的肉桂棒上有橡皮擦这就是原因对不起钱德泰小姐你今天真漂亮我能说这件衣服真好看吗当然制片:陶德史帝芬科先生希望你在下班后能到他办公室去如果他是为搞笑备忘录不是我干的真的…导演:亚伦梅尔森各位钱德说他有天大好的消息所以他来的时候我们就…算了但一定是好消息到底怎么了…今天和平常没什么两样我在输人数字时艾尔叫我到他办公室说他要我当电脑处理的主管真是太好了恭喜所以我就辞职不干了为什么为什么因为这只是暂时的工作钱德你已在公司五年了我知道但接受升职不就承认这就是我的目的这那不是能赚更多钱我不在乎我不想成为坐在办公室到午夜担心”WEENUS”的人WEENUS”我们估计净值使用系统”这是电脑处理的术语那个啊你有何打算我也不知道该怎么办我只知道我不会再待在那儿工作了我有一份你可以做的工作我的新按摩客户史蒂芬他开了一家餐厅他正在寻找总厨师你好我知道你是个厨师而且我先想到你但钱德目前没有工作所以我没有太多厨师的经验除非那是一家只卖土司的餐厅他想要什么菜色他想要菜色丰富多变因此他在找一个能创造出整个菜单的人天啊对我知道意下如何?谢了我大概没资格戴白色大帽吧好吧摩妮卡你猜怎么着你能透过衬衫看见我的乳头吗看不见但别担心它们还在你要上哪儿去西装笔挺先生我和求职顾问阿哥哥罗伯提曼博士有约阿哥哥是我加的求职顾问你们都已找到人生的方向还没在客厅里的各位全都知道未来该怎么走你们有目标有梦想但我却没有梦想少见的”我没有梦想”演说我爱我的人生…布莱恩的歌见面的结果如何相当顺利他告诉我未来餐厅的位置就在第十街不太大也不太小大小适中前任老板是金发女人和几只熊吗总之周一我们要煮一餐让他品尝有点像是面试菲此他也要你在场这样对我有利因为你可以发出好吃的赞叹声你做什么发出好吃的声音摩妮卡你要做什么菜我也不知道但一定会很棒的我知道你可以做什么了你可以做…我也不知道各位谁知道附近有约会的绝佳地点东尼餐厅如何吃下盎斯的牛排就免费谁知道和美洲豹约会哪儿是好地点你要和谁约会是昆虫女我爱你罗斯她叫希莉亚不是昆虫女她是昆虫博物馆的主任你们打算如何共渡出去吃晚餐后带她回我的住处介绍我的猴子给她认识他没用暗示回你的住处你想我不知道…我希望…告诉你那猴子是魅力十足她看见它那毛绒绒可爱的小脸然后一切就搞定希莉亚别担心别叫它不会伤害你的用安抚的语调抱歉…它不会伤害你的来…要来一些吗我受不了了它的爪子乖试试这鲑鱼慕斯好吃比其他的鲑鱼慕斯好吃更滑更柔是吗更好我不知道我们在谈一条搅成泡沫的鱼我能不吐出来就已经不错了天啊你怎么了个半小时的性向测验智力测验个性测验我了解什么你适合在大型跨国公司资料处理部门方面发展这太好了因为你已知道该如何做你们能相信吗我不像是做那种酷工作的人吗我总是想像自己能做点不同的钱德我知道你可以透过你的衬衫看自己的乳头来这个或许能让你开心点小时前我吃了一颗葡萄所以我最好该和你平分它本来就应该那么叫这是前开胃菜法国人称它为”阿姆兹布许”这简直是太神奇了温蒂对八点我们不是说过吗每小时十块很好再见了什么每小时十块我请餐厅里的女服务生帮忙服务生当然我考虑过你但但是…但是什么但是这一次绝对不能出错温蒂的经验丰富她是个职业的服务生我懂了我应该继续保持业余的姿态将来才能在奥运会上当服务生我不想自吹自擂但我在年的因斯布鲁克当过服务生阿姆兹布许对我说话早上我坐地铁时发生了一件诡异的事不…说狠亵的话这里?对快说点火辣的什么什么外阴外阴我当时好害怕她吓了我一跳但并未完全我们以爱抚收场爱抚几次闭嘴那种感觉好好我不是那种讲狠亵话的人有什么了不起你只要说出你想对她如何或是你想她对你如何或是别人想对彼此如何这样吧对我说吧开什么玩笑有何不可快只要闭上眼睛告诉我现在你想干什么好吧…我在我的住处然后呢?就这样我在我的住处而你不在好吧讲我来拜托准备好没听着罗斯你让我欲火焚身我要你舔我该你了我看还是算了吧快嘛你喜欢她吧喜欢想再见到她吗当然如果你无法对我说出狠亵的话你如何对她说呢说你想爱抚我的屁股好吧转过去我不想你盯着我看好吧我不看说吧我要用我的双唇感觉你那光滑的皮肤这就对了继绩我要用我的舌头…快说啊快说舔遍你的全身直到你颤抖…然后呢?真好笑你不会相信的没关系我一向赞成你们交往钱德你睡觉时老东家又打电话来又打来一直打又打来了又是他科先生楼的情况如何我也想念你对偷家里的笔比较不刺激你真慷慨但这不是钱的问题我需要的不只是一份工作我要的是我真正想要的这是你稍早提过的年终红利之外的津贴你的梦想…艾尔我不故意为难你这不是交涉这叫拒绝不别再讲数字了告诉你你看错人了星期一见好大比小格间大多了这才像话看你有窗户没错还有美丽的风…看有人在小便风景看够了看这个坐下这个最酷准备好没好了海伦能进来一下吗谢谢你海伦没事了最后一次了我保证温蒂你答应过我温蒂…谁啊温蒂丢下我不管我没服务生了真是太糟糕了再见一小时十元不干小时十二元我希望可以但我已经计划好去走走瑞秋你逃婚之后我一直关心你我让你有地方住如果这样对你仍毫无意义…一小时二十元成交欢迎光临我能拿你的外套吗史帝头摩妮卡招待小姐她叫瑞秋味道好香我早已忘记这种…香味这房子真漂亮谢谢想参观一下吗我只是客套一下但,好吧怎么了他坐计程车来时燃了一根草什么抽了一根大麻…好了我懂我知道了这里很干燥吗我来为你倒杯酒我们可以上第一道菜了这些是石虾小方饺芫萎调味酱加上一点点…碎姜打我屁股叫我芙蒂真是太好吃了我真高兴你喜欢喜欢我可以吃下上百个只有这一些但再过分半钟我们就会献上美味的洋葱馅饼馅饼文字都已失去意义请问需要任何帮忙吗我也不知道自己在找什么酷墨西哥馅饼这个就像是玉米卷你不该影响食欲糖欧再等分钟半干酪通心面我们一定要做这个不我们不做抱歉我们何不坐这儿小熊软糖给我不给我好吧分你一半不小熊给我你不能抢走不给我不小熊落水了他们快淹死了抓住糖欧逃命啊救命啊我淹水了我受够了晚餐结束什么?什么?为什么为什么这机会我已等了七年而你却等不了四分半钟之后再吃洋葱馅饼真是个王八蛋你不会想为那种人工作的我知道我以为我的机会来了你会成功的你是个了不起的厨师记得那些赞美的声音我不是装的和希莉亚的状况如何我简直是太神了干得好我就像是詹姆斯密奇尼一样满口狠亵的话天下最具巧思的狠亵话有人物剧情主题其中一段的主角是村夫与村姑然后呢狠亵话讲完后已经很晚了而且我们也已精疲力竭所以…你们爱抚?那种感觉好好你们想看晚场电影吗?好或许吧但我们不是该等钱德?他到底跑哪儿去了对法兰我知道现在几点但我看着WENUS而且我相当不高兴真的告诉你吧你会在乎的因为我在乎懂吗很好这样如何不好意思,这边那明白拉,这就说明有效果了痛不痛不痛这样呢Aaaaahhh!!爽啦!爽呆了!!

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