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606 The One The Last Night

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2018-09-10 0人阅读 举报 0 0 0 暂无简介

简介:本文档为《606 The One The Last Nightdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneTheLastNightScene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisbalancingaminihockeystickonhishandasChandlerentersfromhisroomcarryingabunchofbillsChandler:(watchesJoeyforamoment)Okay!(Joeyquicklymovesthehockeysticksothathe’sscratchinghisbackwithit)Listen,I’mgonnabemovingoutsoyouwillbeinchargeofpayingtherentJoey:Right!AndwhenisthatdueChandler:FirstofthemonthJoey:Andthat’severymonthChandler:No,justthemonthsyouactuallywanttolivehereJoey:AhhhChandler:Okay,hereisthephonebill(HandsittoJoey)Joey:(lookingatit)OhmyGod!!Chandler:That’sourphonenumberNowlook,IknowIkindasprungthiswholememovingoutonthing,sowhydon’tIjustwhydon’tIjustcoveryouforawhileJoey:Nono!Noway!JoeyTribbianidoesnottakecharity…anymoreChandler:It’snotcharity,Joe…Joey:No!Forgetit!OkayImeanthanks,butI’mdonetakingmoneyfromyouAllright,IcantakeofmyselfNow,what’snextComeonChandler:Okayuh,here’stheelectricbill(Handsittohim)Joey:Thisishowmuchwepayforelectric!!!Chandler:Uh,yeah(Joeyrunsoverandshutsoffthelights)Chandler:So,we’lldotherestofthebillslaterthenreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandleristalkingtoPhoebeabouttryingtogiveJoeysomemoneyPhoebe:SoisJoeygoingtohavetogiveuptheapartmentChandler:No,Ihopenot!Itriedtoofferhimsomemoney,buthewouldn’ttakeitPhoebe:Well,howmuchdoyouthinkheneedsChandler:Ifigurethat$,wouldcoverhimforafewmonths,y’knowButIhavetotrickhimintotakingitsoIwon’thurthispridePhoebe:Whydon’tyouhirehimasanactorYoucouldhavehimdressupandputonlittleskitsWhateveryouwantChandler:WellthatwouldhelpthepridethingMonica:(enteringfromherroom)Hey!Chandler:Hey!Wow!Youlookgreat!WannamoveinwithmetomorrowMonica:(thinks)OkayChandler:Okay!(Theykiss)So,whatdoyougirlshaveplannedfortonightMonica:Well,insteadofbeingsadthattonightismylastnighttogetherwithRachelwethoughtwe’dgoouttodinnerandcelebratethefactthatRachelismovinginwithPhoebePhoebe:Andalso,mybirthdayMonica:It’snotyourbirthdayPhoebe:Whatameanthingtosay!Iwouldnevertellyouit’snotyourbirthday!(JoeyandRossenter)Joey:Hey!Ross:Hey!Chandler:Hey!Phoebe:Hey!SoyouguyshaveanythingplannedforthebiglastnightChandler:Well,insteadofjusthangingout,wefigurewe’ddonothingRoss:Whoawhoawhoa,KnicksseasonopenertonightIthoughtmaybeyouguyswouldcomeoverandwatchitJoey:Idon’tknowRoss,notifyou’regonnatalkabouthowyougaveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeapaleontologistRoss:Ididgiveupacareerinbasketballtobecomeapaleontologist!Rachel:(enteringfromherroom)Pheebs,Iwaswondering…Monica:You’renotdressedyet!We’resupposedtostarthavingfuninminutes!Rachel:WellandclearlynotaminutesoonerMonica:Rachel,youarepackedthoughright,Imeanpleasetellmethatyou’repackedRachel:OfcourseIpacked!Monicarelax!IjustwantedtoaskPhoebeheropiniononwhatIshouldweartonightPhoebe:MyGod,Ican’tgetaminuteofpeacearoundthisplaceCuttoRachel’sbedroom,PhoebeandherareenteringAndit’sobviousthatshe’snotpackedPhoebe:OhmyGod!Monica’sjustgonnakillyouRachel:Yeah,yeah,IknowPhoebe:Well,whatyou’rewearingisfineforthatMonica:(entering)Rachel,IneedtoborrowYou’renotpacked!!!!You’renotpackedevenalittlebit!Rachel:Surprise!!Monica:WhatRachel:No,nodon’tgetmadbecauselookthisiswhathappenedSoIIstartedpacking,thenIrealized,"WhatamIdoingIamlousyatpacking!"RightButyoulovepacking!So,asagifttoyou,onourlastnight,tada!Monica:(grabsabagofthoseStyrofoampeanuts)I’llbecoordinator!OhmyGod!I’msosorry,Ididn’tgetyouanything!Okay,lookeverybodyhastohelp!OkayYoucanhelp,can’tyouPhoebePhoebe:IhaveplansMonica:You’replanswerewithusPhoebe:That’srightMonica:Allright,Chandlercanmakeboxes,Rosscanwrap,andJoeycanliftthingsNowPhoebe,gotelltheguystheyhavetohelpout!Phoebe:OkayMonica:Okay!(ToRachel)OhmyGod,thankyou!!Cuttolivingroom,PhoebeentersandclosesRachel’sdoorbehindherPhoebe:Hurry!Monica’sgonnamakeyoupack!She’sgotjobsforeveryone!Now,it’stoolateforme,butsaveyourselves!(Theguysscrambleforthedoor)Monica:(enteringandinterruptingtheguy’sescapeattempt)Okay!ThemoverswillbehereinhoursRachelhasnotpackedNow,everybodyhastohelp!Chandler,we’regonnastartwith…Chandler:Ohnope,IIhaveplanswithJoeyMonica:IthoughtyousaidyouweregoingtodonothingChandler:Yes,butforthelasttimeMonica:Okayfine,nowRoss…Ross:Oh,butbutIcan’tdoitMonica:WhynotJoey:(quietly)I’vegotBenRoss:Because,becauseI’vegotBenMonica:It’salmosto’clock,it’salmostpasthisbedtimeWherewhereisheChandler:He’satadinnerpartyMonica:IshereallycomingBecauseIcanseerightintoyourapartment!Ross:Ofcourseheis!What,doyouthinkI’djustusemysonasasanexcuseWhatkindoffatherdoyouthinkIamMonica:Allright,sorry(GoesbacktoRachel’sroom)Ross:(totheguys)IgottagomakeafakeBenScene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisenteringcarryingtwopizzasJoey:Hereitis!OurlastpizzastogetherasroommatesChandler:Oh,IwishI’dknowyouweregoingtodothat,IorderedChineseJoey:Ohthat’sokayHey,actuallyinawayit’skindaniceMe,bringingthefoodofmyancestors,you,thefoodofyours!(Chandlerstaresathim,dumbfounded,thenfinallyagrees)Chandler:Say,Joe,IhadastrangeideaofwhatwecoulddoforourlastnightWhatdoyousayweplayalittleuh,foosballformoneyJoey:What,areyoucrazyYouhaven’tbeatenmeoncesincemyinjuryplagued’seasonItwouldbeeasierifyoujustgivemeyourmoneyChandler:YesitwouldWhatdoyousayto$Joey:Okay,you’reonChandler:Okay,let’splay!Thebiggame,ItalyvsChina,apparently(Theystartplaying)Scene:Rachel’sbedroom,she’sinherclosetbringingdownherpairofrollerbladesfromatopshelfRachel:Ohhhhhh,lookit’stherollerbladesMonica:(startingtocry)OhGod!Rachel:YourememberwhenwegottheseMonica:NoRachel:Iguessyouweren’tthere(Theyhug)Phoebe:Youguys,wesaidweweregonnahavefun!Comeon,hey,rememberthetime…(Shestartslaughinghysterically)Youdon’trememberRachel:I’msorryPheebs,IguessI’mjustreallysaidthatI’mleavingMonica:I’mgonnamissyousomuchPhoebe:Well,thisdoesn’thavetobesosadthoughY’knowMaybeinsteadofjustthinkingabouthowmuchyou’regonnamisseachother,youshouldlikethinkofthethingsyou’renotgonnamissMonica:Idon’tthinkthere’sanythingPhoebe:Comeon,there’sgottabesomethingMonica:Nope,she’sperfectRachel:IhaveonePhoebe:Good!Great!YoucangofirstRachel:Uhwell,IguessI’mnotgonnamissthefactthatyou’reneverallowedtomovethephonepen(LaughsMonicalagsbehindthelaughalittlebit)Phoebe:Goodthat’sagoodoneOkay,Monica,anythingY’knowDoesRachelmovethephonepenMonica:Aw,sometimesAlways,actuallyPhoebe:Okay,goodThereyougoDoesn’tanyonefeelbetterMonica:NotjustthephonepenInevergetmymessagesRachel:Yougetyourmessages!Monica:Yeah,wellIdon’tthinkitreallycountsifyouhavetoreadthemoffthebackofyourhandafteryoufallasleeponthecouchRachel:Soso,youmissedamessagefromwhoChandleroryourmomOrChandlerOryourmomPhoebe:Great!Itworked!Noone’ssadScene:ChandlerandJoey's,theyarejustfinishingupanothergameoffoosballJoey:(scores)Yes!Iwinagain!Haha!That’slikebucksyouoweme!Whoohohoo!(Goesovertothefridgeandstartsopeningandclosingthedoorrapidly)$thatisalooootofelectricity!(Bytheway,there’snothinginthefridge)Whoohoho!(Noticesthesparsenessofthefridge)IgottabuysomefoodChandler:Okay,givemeachancetowinmymoneybackOkaySuddendeath,onegoal,$,Joey:YouseriousChandler:Ohyes!Joey:Okay,getreadytooweme!Chandler:OkayJoey:Okay,herewegoReadyInslowmotion,assomehauntydemonicmusicplaysinthebackground,Joeythrowstheballin,ChandlerquitsplayingandgoesforhisChinesefoodJoeysmackstheballreallyhard,shootingitdownthetableChandlerslowlytakesabite,theballbouncesoffofthewall,headsbackupthetable,andscoresthegoalforChandlerChandler:No!No!No!No(Joeylooksathim)onecanbeatme(Infrustration,Joeykicksthetable,breakingit)Chandler:SeeNow,that’swhyonlythelittlefakemenaresupposedtodoallthekickingScene:MonicaandRachel's,thephoneringsandMonicaanswersitasRachelandPhoebemoveaboxintothelivingroomMonica:Hello(Listens)Oh,hiRoss!(ToRachel)SeeOtherpeoplecallme!Rachel:Ooh,yourbrotherScore!Monica:(onphone)What’supRoss:Oh,I’mjustoverherewithBenIthoughtwe’dsayhiMonica:Oh,puthimon!Ross:Ben,sayhitoAuntMonica(HeholdsthephonetothefakeBenhehascreatedoutofapumpkin)Oh,Iguesshedoesn’tfeelliketalkingrightnowHe’ssmilingthough!Okay,talktoyoulaterScene:Rachel’sbedroom,RachelisenteringcarryingtwoglassesofwineShegivesonetoPhoebe,keepsone,andcompletelyignoresMonicaPhoebe:Yeah,IthinkitwasbetterwhenyouguysweresadHey,uh,remembertherollerbladesRachel:YouknowwhatelseI’mnotgonnamiss"I’mMonicaIwashthetoilettimesadayEvenifpeopleareonit!"Monica:"HiI’mRachel,ismysweatertootightNoOh,I’dbetterwashitandshrinkit!"Rachel:"I’mMonica,Idon’tgetphonemessagesfrominterestingpeopleEver!"Phoebe:Hey!Icallher!Monica:"OhmyGod,IloveRoss!IhateRoss!IloveRoss!IhateRoss!"Rachel:"OhmyGod,Ican’tfindaboyfriend!SoIguessI’lljuststumbleacrossthehallandsleepwiththefirstguyIfindinthere!"(Monicapicksuponeofthoseboxesofhaircurlingthings,dumpsitinabox,andstormsout)Phoebe:Yeah,weshouldgetamoveonifwewannamakethosedinnerreservations(Phoebedumpsadrawerfullofmakeupintoabox)CommercialBreakScene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisexaminingthebrokenfoosballtableasChandlerentersfromhisroomChandler:StillbrokenJoey:Thissucksman!Thelastnightyou’rehereandIlosethetwomostimportantthingsinmylife,thefoosballtableand$Chandler:Well,thereareotherwaysofwinningbackyourmoney,howaboutalittleuh,alittleBlackjack(Holdsupadeckofcards)Joey:Nah,notmygameChandler:Okay,uh,howabout,howabouty’knowwhatWecouldplayanewgameAnewgame,it’sfunJoey:Well,what’sitcalledChandler:CupsJoey:Idon’tknowhowtoplayCupsChandler:I’llteachya!Comeon,comeon,it’sreallyeasyandreally,reallyfunJoey:AllrightChandler:Okay,hereyougo(Hedealsouttwocardseach)Ihavetwoqueens,whatdoyouhaveJoey:AtwoandafiveChandler:Hoho,youwin!dollars!Joey:Really!Chandler:Ohyeah!Okay,let’splayagain(Hedealsouttwocardseachagain)WhatdoyougotJoey:AfourandanineChandler:You’rekiddingrightJoey:NoWhyChandler:Wellthat’safullcup!(Payshimagain)Joey:Damn!IamgoodatCups!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaiswhiningtoPhoebeaboutRachelMonica:I’mnottalkingtoher!Phoebe:Well,oneofyouhastotakethefirststep!Anditshouldbeyou,becauseshe’stheonewho’sleavingIt’sharderforher!Monica:Well,maybeyou’rerightShemadefunofmyphonepen!Phoebe:Iknow,Itookithardtoo(MonicagoesintoRachel’sroom)Monica:ListenRachel,IfeelreallybadaboutWhatareyoudoing(SheseesthatRachelisunpacking)Rachel:I’munpacking!Monica:What!Rachel:I’mnotmoving!(Sherehangsapicture,crookedly)IsthatpicturestraightMonica:Itneedstogoaboutblockstotheleft!Rachel:Hey,y’knowwhatYou’retheonewhowantstomakethisbigchangeandmoveinwithChandler!Youshouldbetheonetogo!WhyshouldIhavetoleave!Monica:Becauseit’smyapartment!Rachel:Wellit’sminetoo!Whatelseyougot!Monica:Howabout,you’removing!!(GrabsabunchofclothesandthrowsthemintoaboxWhatfollowsisabriefsequenceofRachelunpackingandMonicapackingthesamestuffoverandoveragainasRachelchants"No"andMonicachants"Yes")Rachel:Look!ThisisridiculousWeshouldbepackingyou!!(SheknocksoverMonica,grabsabox,andrunsintothekitchen)Phoebe:Hey,howareyouguysdoingRachel:Great!Monica’smoving!Monica:(entering)Iamnot!Rachel:Ohreally!Thenhowcomeallyourstuffisinthisbox!(MonicastartschasingRachelaroundthetable)Phoebe:Okay,youguysYouguysIthinkIknowwhat’sgoingonhereOkay,youguys…STOP!!(Theystop)Iknowthat,Iknowthatyou’reactingmadbecauseyouthinkthatit’llmakeiteasiertoleaveButdeepdownyou’restillreallysadDeepdeepdownMonica:NoPhoebeIammad!Phoebe:Well,deepdeepdeepdown!Rachel:Yeah,I’mjustmad!Phoebe:Thenkeeprunning(Theyresumethechase)Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,they’restillplayingCupsChandler:YouwinJoey:Well,whatdidyouhaveChandler:Itdoesn’tmatterbecausenothingbeatsathreeandasixThatmyfriendisDCupOkay,nowmuchhaveyouwonsofarJoey:Uh,(countsthemoney)wow,Chandler:NotexactlyJoey:YeahChandler:Doubleit!(Hedoes)Joey:WhatChandler:WellyouseeinCups,onceyouget$,youhavetodoubleitJoey:ReallyChandler:Hey,Ididn’tmakeuptherulesNow,afteryoureceivethedoublingbonus,yougetuh,onecardNowthatonecardcouldbeworth$bringingyourtotalto,(Joeygetsexcited)Don’tgettoexcitedbecausethat’snotgonnahappenunlessyougetNoway!(Hetakesthetopcard,whichisthetwoofclubsOfcourse,anycardwould’vewonChandlerpayshim)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicacarriesaboxoutofRachel’sroomMonica:Well,thisisthelastboxofyourclothesI’mjustgonnalabelit,"Whatwereyouthinking"Rachel:Funny,becauseIwasjustgonnagoacrossthehallandwritethatonChandlerPhoebe:Heyyouguys,Idon’tmeantomakethingsworse,butumm,Idon’twanttolivewithRachelanymoreMonicaandRachel:What!Phoebe:You’rejustsomeantoeachother!AndIdon’twanttoenduplikethatwithRachelIstilllikeyou!Rachel:Well,Phoebethat’sfinebecauseI’mnotmovingMonica:Whoawhoawhoa,Phoebeyougottatakeher!Y’knowIIIsaidsomereallybadstuffabouther,buty’knowRachelhassomegoodqualitiesthatmakeheragoodroommateRachel:OhreallyLikewhatMonicaMonica:Y’knowshehas,pairsofboots…Rachel:Ohyeah,goodstartMonMonica:SheletsyouborrowthemRachel:Yeahandyoustretch‘emoutwithyourbigoldclownfeetMonica:Doyouwannaliveoutside!Becauseit’sgettin’cold!(ToPhoebe)Shegetstonsofcatalogsandumm,she’llfolddownthepagesofthethingsshethinksthatI’dlikePhoebe:WhatelseMonica:WhenItakeashower,sheleavesmelittlenotesonthemirrorRachel:Yeah,IdoIIdo,dothatPhoebe:That’sniceIlikehavingthingstoreadinthebathroomMonica:WhenIfallasleeponthecouchafterreading,shecoversmeoverwithablanketRachel:Welly’know,Idon’twantyoutobecoldMonica:AndwhenItoldherthatIwasgonnabemovinginwithChandler,shewasreallysupportive(ToRachel)(Startstocry)YouweresogreatYoumadeitsoeasyAndnowyouhavetoleaveAndIhavetolivewithaboy!!(Theybothbreakdownintears)Rachel:Oh,it’sgonnabefinePhoebe:OkayRachel,Ican’twaittolivewithyou!AndyouknowwhatweshoulddoBringMonicaandthenwecouldalllivetheretogether!We’llhavesomuchfun!!Rachel:Buthoney,Ithinkshe’smovinginwithChandlerPhoebe:Ohthat’srightYou’restillsetonthatMonica:Kinda(ShehugsPhoebeandlooksoutthewindowShemovesclosertoittogetabetterlook)OhmyGod!CuttoRoss’sapartment,he’swatchingTVandeatingsomepopcornasthephoneringsRoss:(answeringthephone)Hello(Listens)HeyMon,how’sthepackinggoing(Listens)BenHe’sfineYeah,he’srightOhmyGod!(HelooksoveratthefakeBenandnoticesthattheheadhasfallenoff)Getyourheadofyourshirtthereson!(Hetriestopushthepumpkinthroughtheneckhole)What(Listens)Yeah,it’sapumpkinI’llcomepackScene:ChandlerandJoey's,(Ohh,that’sthelasttimeI’mevergonnatypethatlineIt’sjustsosad)Joeyisentering,angrilyJoey:Hey!Chandler:What’swrongJoey:RossandIwerehelpingthegirlspack,tookalittlebreak,Ilost$,tohiminCups!Chandler:WhHowdidyouloseatCups!Joey:ThesamewayyoulostIstartedoutwithaKingandaQueen,bamn!RossgetsaandaThenIgetaJackandaKing,boom!Rossgetsaanda!RosswasgettingtheCupcard,theDCup,theSittin’DownBonus!Meanwhile,Ididn’tevengethalfacup!Nothin’!!Chandler:Ohman!!Joey:Andheneverplayedbeforeeither!Y’knowwhatIthinkIthinkbeginner’sluck,veryimportantinCupsChandler:Allright,let’splayonemorehand!Onemore!Joey:No,no,nomore!Icannotloseanotherdime!I’mseriousthistime!Ininfact,look,there’saIwannagiveyousomethingAndletmegiveittooyouknowbeforeIpawnitforCupsmoney(Herollsthebigwhitedogover)Now,Iwantyoutohavethebigwhitedogasakindaofa,y’know,thankyouforbeingsuchagreatroommateChandler:Ican’ttakethebigwhitedog!Youloveit!Joey:It’shim,notit!Chandler:No,butwaitwhatifIboughtitfromyou,y’knowAndyournicegesturewouldbegivingittomeatareasonableprice,say(Getschokedup)$,Joey:Waitasecond,Iseewhatyou’retryingtodohere!Youyou’retryingtogivememoneyagain!Chandler:WhendidItrytogiveyoumoneyJoey:Overthere!(Pointstothecouch)Before,withthebills!Youtriedtogivesomecharity,Isaid"No,"youdroppeditOkayThenwehadanicelastnighttogether,wehadsomefun,wegambled,nobodytriedtogiveanybodyanymoney!Nowoutoftheblue,youstartwiththecharitythingagain!Chandler:I’mjusttryingtohelpyouout!OkayIwannamakesurethatyou’reokayJoey:Iwillbeokay!LookChandler,yougottagetitoutofyourheadthatIcan’ttakecareofmyselfOkayLook,I’mnotgonnamissyouhelpingmeoutwithmoneyTheonlythingthatI’mgonnamiss…isyouAndnowthedogScene:MonicaandRachel's,(Andthat’sthelasttimeforthatline,nomoreChandlerandJoey’sorMonicaandRachel’s,ever!)JoeyandRossarecarryingthelasttableofRachel’sRachelfollowsslowly,butisstoppedbyMonicaMonica:HeyCallmewhenyougetthereOkayRachel:OkayMonica:I’mreallygonnamissyou(Theyhug)Rachel:Oh!IhaveyourkeyHereyougo(HandsittoMonica)Monica:ThanksRachel:Yeah(Silenceensues)Rachel:OhGod!Thisissilly,I’mgonnaseeyouinacoupleofhours!(Theyhugagain)Monica:YeahRachel:Byehouse!(Theybreaktheembrace)Rachel:ByeMonMonica:Bye(MonicaclosesthedoorandslowlywalksintoRachel’soldandnowemptyroom)Chandler:(entering)HeyMonica:ShereallyleftChandler:Iknow(Hekissesher)Monica:ThankyouChandler:Noproblemroomie(Sheturnsaroundandhugshim)Monica:CanIaskyouaquestionChandler:Sure!Monica:Whatthehellisthatdogdoinghere!(Shenoticesthedogsittinginthelivingroom)(Andwiththat,aneraendsasChandlermovesinwithMonicaasRachelmovesinwithPhoebeIt‘tisasadandhappytimeforFriends)EndingCreditsScene:Ross’sapartment,ChandleristryingtogetJoey’smoneybackfromRossChandler:IinventedthegameofCupsasawaytogiveJoeymoneyRoss:AndnowyouwantthatmoneybackChandler:ExactlyRoss:Chandler,whatkindofanidiotdoyoutakemefor(AshepicksupthefakeBen)Chandler:It’snotarealgame!Imadeitup!Ross:I’msorryyoulostyourmoney,butIwonitfairandsquareChandler:Atafakegame!!Ross:Now,ifyouwannatrytomakesomeofitback,I’dbegladtoplayyouforitButIshouldwarnyou,IamverygoodatCupsChandler:Okay!NowIassumetheSaucercardcameupwhenyouplayedlastRoss:NoChandler:Hmm,let’sseeifitcomesupthistime(Helooksathiscardsandshrugs)End他们的最后一夜好吧我就要搬走了以后你记得交费。好!都是什么时候交?月初。每个月都交?不你住在这儿多久交多久。这是电话帐单。天啊!!那是电话号码搬家的事都是因我而起我帮你负担几个月如何?不干!崔乔伊不再接受施舍了!不是施舍少来!不要再提谢你好心以后不要你的钱了我能养活自己。还有什么费用接着说电费单电费这么高?对剩下的帐单以后再算乔伊也要搬?我希望他留下。我想支援他些钱他不收你说他需要多少钱?元够他对付几个月但我得想方设法、在不伤他自尊的前提下把钱给他你干吗不请他表演?让他打扮一下演小品什么的那样他自尊不会受伤?你真美!明天就和我同居、好吗好今晚有什么节目?我们不想为离别而伤感所以今晚一起出去吃饭庆祝瑞秋搬去跟菲比住顺便庆祝我的生日今天不是你的生日刻薄!我决不会这样说你!分离在即你们俩又有什么计划以前总待在一起胡混这次我们决定什么都不做尼克斯队本赛季今晚开赛我以为你们会去看算了罗斯你老是说你如何放弃篮球事业成为古生物学家。我没兴趣再听我的确舍篮球、而投身古生物学!菲比,我不知道……你还没打扮好?我们再有分钟就该出发了!还早呢行李收拾好了吧请告诉我你收拾好了当然!莫妮别紧张我只想让菲比参谋参谋今晚我该穿什么天一到你们这里我就没有一刻清闲天!莫妮要杀了你我知道你这身衣服倒适合受死我来借你没有收行李!压根没开始!惊喜吧别生气我来告诉你原因我刚开始收拾行李却意识到我不是最讨厌收东西吗?而你最喜欢收拾!所以我要把这活、作为最后一夜的礼物送给你!我来当协调员!天很抱歉刚才我没想到要帮你大家都要出力。菲比帮忙好吧?我有约你约的是我们!钱德把纸箱拿来摆好罗斯打包乔伊当搬运工你去通知男生帮忙天谢谢你!快跑!莫妮要叫你们帮忙收拾行李!她给每个人都分配了工作我逃不掉了你们赶紧自救!搬家公司再过个小时就来了瑞秋还没收拾东西大家都来帮忙钱德你……我约了乔伊你不是说,你们没什么事对,但最后一晚上了,放过我们吧好吧罗斯我爱莫能助为什么?我要带孩子因为我要带孩子!点了他该已经睡了。他在哪?他赴宴呢他真来?我可是能看见你房间哦当然是真的你以为我会用儿子当借口?你把我当成什么样的爸爸了好。抱歉我去造个假儿子来了两个室友分享的最后一个披萨不知道你点餐我点了中国菜没关系这很好我点了我们的传统食物而你点了你的祖先传下来的食物(china>chandler)我们合住的最后一晚了我突发奇想我们玩足球机赌钱怎么样?你疯了?从我赛季伤愈复出你还没赢过我一次呢你不如直接送钱给我是吗?赌元怎样?赌就赌球赛开始!大赛事!意大利队对中国队显然溜冰鞋噢天!还记得我们买溜冰鞋的时候?不记得了我想你当时不在场别这样不是说好今天晚上要开开心心的吗还记得那次吗?你们忘记了抱歉菲比。我很伤心要搬走了我会很想你的其实没必要这么伤心也许你们该少想想你们会彼此想念而多想想对方让你不满的地方她没有什么不好的怎么会没有她完美无缺我想起一条很好你先说我不会想念你不准我移动电话旁的笔说得好莫妮呢你想到什么吗瑞秋有动过那支笔吗?有的时候会事实上经常如此这就对了你们感觉好点了吗?不光是笔的问题我从来都收不到口信你收到口信的!你把口信记在手背上却在沙发上睡着了这种可不算!那你漏听了谁的留言?钱德?还是你妈妈?还是钱德?还是你妈妈?奏效了!大家都不伤心了!我又赢了!你欠我块元能买很多电对吧我得买食物了给我翻本的机会好吗?突然死亡法一个进球块!当真?对准备输钱吧你!好准备好了?不!没人能赢我!所以只能让这些小个子假人踢球你踢就会把桌子踢坏喂,罗斯看,钱德和妈妈以外,还有人打电话给我哦你哥哥你赢了!什么事?我和班在一起我们想跟你打个招呼让他讲电话班跟莫妮阿姨问好他现在好象不想说话不过他给了一个笑容好再见你们还是伤感一点比较好还记得溜冰鞋吗?还有什么我不留恋?我是莫妮我每天刷厕所次!即使有人在用!我是瑞秋我的毛衣够紧身吗?不?那我去洗洗让它缩水!我是莫妮从没有有趣的人给我电话!嘿!我给她打过电话!天啊!我爱罗斯我恨罗斯我爱罗斯。我恨罗斯!天啊!我找不到男朋友我要冲出去抓到谁就和谁睡觉!该出门了要去餐厅订位子修不好了?真差劲!你在这里最后一晚我失去了生命中最重要的两样东西:足球机和元你还有办法翻本的。二十一点怎样?我不在行要不我们来玩有趣的新游戏什么游戏?“夺杯”不会玩。我教你。特容易,特好玩好吧开始我拿到两个Q你呢?和你赢了元!真的对。再来你什么牌?和开玩笑?没有啊怎么了那是大牌!哈!玩这个我手气好!我才不跟她讲话!你们总要有个人先让步!你该让着她因为她要搬走了她比你更难受就依你但她取笑我的电话笔!我知道我也觉得难接受我真的很难受你干嘛我把东西放回来什么?我不走了。画挂平了吗还要左移多个街区!是你改变了一切还要搬去跟钱德住!该搬的是你!我凭什么要搬!这是我的房子!也是我的!还有什么理由?你搬、怎样?荒谬我们该帮你收拾行李!你们和好了吗?好得很!莫妮要搬走了乱讲!是吗?那你的东西怎么都在箱子里?够了!我明白是怎么回事了住手!你们假装生气掩饰分离的痛苦内心深处却非常悲伤。深深处不,菲比,我只是生气再深处!只有气愤!那接着追打吧你赢!你什么牌?无关紧要,因为和最大朋友那是超级杯现在你总共赢了多少?元不会吧?是给你翻倍什么?在夺杯游戏里赢元的一方可以获得双倍的钱规矩又不是我定的得到双倍奖金后你还有权另要一张牌这张牌有可能价值亓。这样你累积赢得元别高兴太早。你不一定手气那么好能拿到不会吧!你最后一箱衣服我要贴个标签写上:你到底在想什么?好笑我正要到对门、在钱德身上写这句话二位我不想添乱但我不想跟瑞秋住了什么?你们对对方太刻薄我可不想跟瑞秋不欢而散我还喜欢你呢没事反正我不搬了菲比你收下她吧刚才我说了她很多缺点但瑞秋也不乏优点。她是个好室友是吗?例如呢莫妮她有上万双鞋莫妮头开得好你可以跟她借鞋子穿你还可以用大胖脚把鞋撑大你想露宿街头吗?外面可是很冷!她有很多购物目录。遇到她认为我会中意的她就给我折个记号还有呢?我洗澡的时候她在镜子上给我画可爱的留言那倒是真的很好我喜欢在洗手间读东西我看书累了在沙发上睡着她给我披上毯子我不想你着凉当我告诉她、我要跟钱德住她非常支持你真好你给我们省了很多麻烦现在你要搬家了而我竟要和男生一起住!一切都会好的瑞秋我等不及要跟你同住你们知道怎样最棒吗?莫妮也搬我们仨住一起我们是开心三人组!我想她要跟钱德一起住噢对啊。你确定?好象是噢天!喂收拾得怎样了?班?他很好他正在天啊!把头从衣服里伸出来乖儿!对是个南瓜。我过来帮忙。怎么了?罗斯和我在帮忙稍微休息一下玩夺杯游戏我就输了元给他你怎么会输?跟你的输法一样我抓到K和Q罗斯的牌是和然后我拿到J和K罗斯却有和好牌全被罗斯拿完了!我连半张好牌都没拿到!这年头!而且他也是头一次玩!我发现玩夺杯很重要的一条就是新手手气好罢了我们再玩一次不!我再也输不起一分钱了!我说真的对了我要给你一样东西送给你免得我玩夺杯输了以后把它当掉请收下这只大白狗谢谢你住这里时对我的照顾我不能要!你很喜欢它是他不是它等等卖给我好吗?友情价卖给我?元如何?我看穿你的阴谋了!你又想救济我!我哪有?上次付帐单的时候你想施舍。我拒绝了你不再提昨晚我们一起还高高兴兴的我们赌钱不再提施舍的事没想到现在你又想送钱给我!我只想帮你度过难关我想让你过得好我会很好的你不要老认为我照顾不了自己我可不会想念你的钱我唯一想念的只有你现在又多了这只狗到那边以后给我电话好吗?我真的会想你的我还有你这边的钥匙还你谢谢好傻气我们再过几小时就又见面了再见了房子再见莫妮她真走了是啊谢谢你没问题,室友问你个问题?好这只大笨狗在这里干嘛?我为了送钱给乔伊所以发明夺杯游戏现在你想把钱要回去?正确你当我是笨蛋?根本没有这游戏!是我捏造的!抱歉你输了钱但我赢得光明正大通过一个假游戏!要钱就跟我玩两把。但我要警告你我玩夺杯很厉害上次玩,你有拿到杯托牌吗?没有那看看这次能不能够运
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