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首页 113 The One With the Boobies

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113 The One With the Boobies

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TheOneWiththeBoobiesScene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandlerwalksinandstartsraidingthefridgeThenRachelcomesoutoftheshowerwithatowelwrappedroundherwaist,dryingherselfwithanothertowelChandlerandRachelstartleeachotherandshedropsthetowelforasecondandsnatchestherugoffthecouchRachel:ThatisIT!Youjustbargeinhere,youdon'tknockChandler:I'msorry!Rachel:Youhavenorespectforanybody'sprivacy!Chandler:Rachel,wait,waitRachel:No,youwait!Thisisridiculous!Chandler:CanIjustsayonethingRachel:WhatWhat!Chandler:That'sarelativelyopenweaveandIcanstillseeyournipularareasRachel:Oh!!(Shestormsoff)OpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,PhoebeistherewithherboyfriendRoger,talkingtoRachelandMonicaPhoebe:Oh,honey,honey,tellthemthestoryaboutyourpatientwhothinksthingsare,like,otherthingsY'knowLike,thephoneringsandshetakesashowerRoger:That'sprettymuchitPhoebe:Oops!Roger:Butyoutellitreallywell,sweetiePhoebe:ThanksOkay,nowgoawaysowecantalkaboutyouRoger:OkayI'llmissyouPhoebe:Isn'thegreatRachel:He'ssocute!AndheseemstolikeyousomuchPhoebe:Iknow,IknowSosweetandsocomplicatedAndforashrink,he'snottooshrinky,y'knowMonica:So,youthinkyou'lldoitonhiscouchPhoebe:Oh,Idon'tknow,Idon'tknowIthinkthat'salittleweird,y'knowVinylRachel:Okaaay(Totheguys,onthecouch)AnyofyouguyswantanythingelseChandler:Oh,yes,couldIhaveoneofthose(Points)Rachel:No,I'msorry,we'realloutofthoseAnybodyelseChandler:OkayRoger:DidI,uh,didImisssomethingChandler:No,she'sstillupsetbecauseIsawherboobiesRoss:YouwhatWhwhatwereyoudoingseeingherboobiesChandler:ItwasanaccidentNotlikeIwasacrossthestreetwithatelescopeandaboxofdonutsRachel:Okay,okay,couldwechangethesubject,pleasePhoebe:Yeah,'causehello,thesearenotherboobies,theseareherbreastsRachel:Okay,Pheebs,IwashopingformoreofachangeChandler:Y'know,Idon'tknowwhyyou'resoembarrassed,theywereveryniceboobiesRachel:NiceTheywereniceImean,that'sitImean,mittensareniceChandler:Okaaay,(Gestures)rock,hardplace,meRoger:You'resofunny!He'sreallyfunny!Iwouldn'twannabetherewhenwhenthelaughterstopsChandler:Whoahwhoah,backupthere,SparkyWhat'dyoumeanbythatRoger:Oh,justseemsasthoughthatmaybeyouhaveintimacyissuesY'know,thatyouuseyourhumourasawayofkeepingpeopleatadistanceChandler:HuhRoger:Imeanhey!Ijustmetyou,Idon'tknowyoufromAdamOnlychild,rightParentsdivorcedbeforeyouhitpubertyChandler:Uhhuh,howdidyouknowthatRoger:It'stextbook(Joeyenterswithhisdad)Joey:HeyyouguysHey,youallknowmydad,rightAll:Hey!Hey,MrTrib!Monica:Hey,howlongareyouinthecityMrTribbiani:JustforacoupladaysIgotajobmidtownIfigureI'mbetteroffstayingwiththekidthanhaulingmyassbackandforthontheferry(SeesRoger)Idon'tknowthisonePhoebe:Oh,thisismyfriendRogerRoger:HiMrTribbiani:Hey,heyGoodtomeetyou,RogerRoger:Youtoo,sirMrTribbiani:(ToPhoebe)Whathappenedtothe,uh,puppetguyJoey:Dad,dad(Shakeshishead)MrTribbiani:Oh,'scusemeSoRoss,uh,how'sthewife(RosswhinesandlayshisheadonChandler'sshoulder)Offtheretoo,uhUh,Chandler,quick,saysomethingfunny!(Chandlerstaysstonefaced)Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,MrTribbianiisonthephoneMrTribbiani:GottagoImissyoutoo,Iloveyou,butit'sgettingreallatenowJoey:(Snatchesthephone)HeyMaListen,ImadetheappointmentwithDrBazida,andExcuseme(Tohisdad)Didyouknowthisisn'tMa(HisdadnodsCuttolaterJoeyischoppingmushrooms)MrTribbiani:Hername'sRonniShe'sapetmorticianJoey:SureSohowlongyoubeen(Goesbacktochopping)MrTribbiani:Rememberwhenyouwerealittlekid,IusedtotakeyoutothenavyyardandshowyouthebigshipsJoey:Sincethen!MrTribbiani:No,it'sonlybeensixyearsIjustwantedtoputanicememoryinyourheadsoyou'dknowthatIwasn'talwayssuchaterribleguyJoeY'everbeeninloveJoey:Id'knowMrTribbiani:Theny'haven'tYou'reburningyourtomatoesJoey:You'reonetotalk(Putsthemushroomsinasaucepan)MrTribbiani:Joe,yourdad'sinlovebigtimeAndtheworstpartofitis,it'swithtwodifferentwomenJoey:OhmanPleasetellmeoneof'emisMaMrTribbiani:Ofcourse,courseoneof'em'sMaWhat'sthematterwithyouScene:MonicaandRachel's,Joeyislamentingtoeveryoneabouthiddad'saffairJoey:It'slikeifyouwokeuponedayandfoundoutyourdadwasleadingthisdoublelifeHe'slikeactuallysomespy,workingfortheCIA(Considers)That'dbecoolThisblows!Rachel:Iknow,Imean,whycan'tparentsjuststayparents(ShewalksovernearChandlerandhisgazestaysveryobviouslyonherchest)WhydotheyhavetobecomepeopleWhydotheyhave(NoticesChandler)Whycan'tyoustopstaringatmybreastsChandler:(Withoutlookingup)What(Looksup)WhatRachel:DidyounotgetagoodenoughlooktheotherdayRoss:Alright,alrightWe'realladultshere,there'sonlyonewaytoresolvethisSinceyousawherboobies,Ithink,uh,you'regonnahavetoshowheryourpeepeeChandler:Y'know,Idon'tseethathappeningRachel:C'mon,he'srightTitfortatChandler:WellI'mnotshowingyoumy'tat'(Doorbuzzergoes)Monica:HelloPhoebe:(Intercom)It'sPhoebeRoger:(Intercom)AndRogMonica:C'monupChandler:(Sarcastic)Oh,goodRogishereJoey:What'sthematterwithRogRoss:YeahChandler:Oh,it'snothing,it'salittlethingIhatethatguyRoss:What,sohewasalittleanalyticalThat'swhathedoes,y'knowC'mon,he'snotthatbad(CuttoChandler,RossandRogersittingatthetableRossisupset)Ross:Y'see,that'swhereyou'rewrongWhywouldImarryherifIthoughtonanylevelthatthatshewasalesbianRoger:IdunnoMaybeyouwantedyourmarriagetofailRoss:WhyWhywouldIwhyWhyWhyWhyRoger:Idon'tknowMaybemaybelowselfesteem,maybemaybetocompensateforovershadowingasibling,maybeyouMonica:Waitwait,gobacktothatsiblingthingRoger:Well,Idon'tknowImean,it'sconceivablethatyouwantedtosabotageyourmarriagesothatthesiblingwouldfeellessofafailureintheeyesoftheparentsRoss:Thatthat'sridiculous!Idon'tfeelguiltyforherfailures!Monica:Oh!SoyouthinkI'mafailure!Phoebe:Isn'thegoodRoss:Nonono,thatthat'snotwhatIwassayingMonica:Y'know,alltheseyears,IthoughtyouwereonmysideButmaybewhatyouweredoingwassuckinguptoMomandDadsothey'dkeeplikingyoubetter!Ross:Hey,Imarriedalesbiantomakeyoulookgood!(CuttolaterRachelisintears)Rachel:You'reright!Imeanyou'reright!Itwasn'tjusttheWeebles,butitwastheWeeblePlayPalace,andandtheWeebles'CruiseShipOh,whichhadthislittlelifeboatfortheWeeblestowobbleinRoger:That'stoughToughstuffC'mon,Pheebs,we'regonnacatchthatmovie,wegottagetgoingPhoebe:Oh,okayFeelbetter,Rachel,'kayRoger:Geez,we'regonnabelate,sweetiePhoebe:Oh,okayListen,thanksforeverything,MonMonica:You'rewelcomeRoger:Listenguys,itwasgreatseeingyouagainMon,um,easyonthosecookies,okayRemember,they'rejustfood,they'renotlove(HeshutsthedoorandRossandMonicaflingcookiesatit)Monica:Hatethatguy!(Throwsanothercookie)Scene:TheHallway,ChandlerandJoeyarejustleavingMonicaandRachel'sJoey:Night,youguys(Theynoticethatawomanissittingbytheirdoor)Chandler:Ohlook,it'sthewomanweorderedJoey:HeyCan,uh,canwehelpyouRonni:Oh,nothanks,I'mjustwaitingfor,uh,JoeyTribbianiJoey:I'mJoeyTribbianiRonni:Ohno,notyou,bigJoeyOhmyGod,you'resomuchcuterthanyourpictures!(Joeystaresather)II'm,I'mRonniCheeseNipChandler:Uh,Joey'shavinganembolism,butI'dgoforaNip,y'knowCommercialBreakScene:ChandlerandJoey's,RonniistalkingtoChandlerJoey'sdadisnotaroundRonni:Now,y'see,mostpeople,whentheirpetspasson,theywant'emsortalaidoutlikethey'resleepingButoccasionallyyougetyourpersonwhowantstheminaposeLike,chasingtheirtail,(Demonstrates)or,uh,jumpingtocatchafrisbeeChandler:Joey,ifIgofirst,IwannabelookingformykeysRonni:That'sagoodone!(Joey'sdadenters)MrTribbiani:Hey,JoeJoey:Dad,Ronni'shereMrTribbiani:HuhRonni:HiMrTribbiani:Hey!Hello,babe!Whwhat'rewhat'reyoudoinghereRonni:Oh,uh,well,youleftyourgoodhairatmyapartment,Ifiguredyou'dneedittomorrowforyourmeeting(Handshimthehair)MrTribbiani:ThankyouUhChandler:So,who'supforabiggameofKerplunkRonni:Look,Iuh,Ishouldn'tacomeII'dbettergetgoing,Idon'twannamissthelasttrainMrTribbiani:Idon'twantyoutakingthatthingRonni:Oh,where'mIgonnastay,hereJoey:WhoahhoMrTribbiani:We'llgotoahotelRonni:(Shrugs)We'llgotoahotelJoey:Noyouwon'tRonni:Nowewon'tJoey:Ifyougotoahotelyou'llbedoingstuffIwantyourightherewhereIcankeepaneyeonyouMrTribbiani:You'regonnakeepaneyeonusJoey:That'sright,mister,andIdon'tcarehowoldyouare,aslongasyou'reundermyroofyou'regonnalivebymyrulesAndthatmeansnosleepingwithyourgirlfriendRonni:WowHe'sstrictJoey:Nowdad,you'llbeinmyroom,Ronniuh,youcanstayinChandler'sroomRonni:ThanksYou're,uh,you'reagoodkidChandler:C'mon,I'llshowyoutomyroomThatsoundssoweirdwhenit'snotfollowedby"Nothanks,it'slate"Joey:OkayNowthisisjustfortonightStartingtomorrow,yougottamakeachangeThishasgoneonlongenoughMrTribbiani:WhatkindachangeJoey:Well,eitheryoubreakitoffwithRonniMrTribbiani:Ican'tdothat!Joey:ThenyougottacomecleanwithMa!Thisisnotright!MrTribbiani:Yeah,butthisisJoey:Idon'twannahearit!Nowgotomyroom!Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,nightChandlerandJoeyaresharingthesofabedinthelivingroomJoeyisrestlessChandler:Hey,KickyWhat'reyoudoingJoey:JusttryingtogetcomfortableIcan'tsleepinmyunderwearChandler:Well,you'regonnaJoey:I'vebeenthinkingY'know,abouthowI'malwaysseeinggirlsontopofgirlsChandler:Aretheyendtoend,ortalllikepancakesJoey:Y'knowwhatImean,abouthowI'malwaysgoingoutwithallthesewomenAndIalwaysfigured,whentherightonecomesalong,I'dbeabletobeastandupguyandgothedistance,y'knowNowI'mlookingatmydad,thinkingChandler:Hey,you'renothimYou'reyouWhentheywerealloveryoutogointoyourfather'spipefittingbusiness,didyoucaveJoey:NoChandler:NoYoudecidedtogointotheoutofworkactorbusinessNowthatwasn'teasy,butyoudidit!AndI'dliketobelievethatwhentherightwomancomesalong,youwillhavethecourageandthegutstosay"Nothanks,I'mmarried"Joey:YoureallythinksoChandler:YeahIreallydoJoey:Thanks,Chandler(Snugglesuptohim)Chandler:Getoff!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,morningSomeoneknocksonthedoorandMonicagetsitRonni:HiMonica:HiMayIhelpyouRonni:Yeah,uh,JoeysaidIcoulduseyourshower,since,uh,Chandler'sinoursMonica:OkaywhoareyouRonni:Oh,I'mRonniRonniRappelanoThemistressMonica:Oh,c'moninRonni:ThanksRachel:Hi,I'mRachelRonni:HiRachel:Bathroom'supthereRonni:GreatRachel:Hey,listen,Ronni,howlongwouldyousayChandler'sbeenintheshowerRonni:Oh,like,uh,fiveminutesRachel:PerfectFastenyourseatbelts,it'speepeetime(ShegoesintoJoeyandChandler'sapartment,whereMrTribbianiisreadingthepaper)Hey,MrTribMrTribbiani:HeyMorning,dear(Rachelgoesuptothedooroftheirbathroom)Rachel:ChandlerBingIt'stimetoseeyourthing(SheopensthedoorandwhipsbackthecurtainIt'sJoeyTheybothscream)Joey:(Runsoutinatowel)What'sthematterwithyou!Rachel:IthoughtitwasChandler!Chandler:(Comesoutofhisroom)WhatWhatRachel:YouweresupposedtobeintheresoIcouldseeyourthing!Chandler:Sorry,mymythingwasintherewithmeScene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereasPhoebeentersAll:Hey,PheebsPhoebe:HeyMonica:How'sitgoingPhoebe:GoodOhoh!Roger'shavingadinnerthingandhewantedmetoinviteyouguys(Chandlerlaughs)Phoebe:Sowhat'sgoingonMonica:Nothing,um,it'sjust,umIt'sRogerRoss:Idunno,there'sjustsomethingaboutChandler:Basicallywejustfeelthathe'sRachel:WehatethatguyAll:YeahHatehimRoss:We'resorry,Pheebs,we'resorryPhoebe:UhhuhOkayOkay,don'tyouthink,maybe,though,it'sjustthathe'ssoperceptivethatitfreaksyououtAll:No,wehatehimRachel:We'resorryScene:ChandlerandJoey'sapartment,JoeyistryingtoturnthesofabedbackintoasofaSomeoneknocksonthedooranditrearsupathimJoey:Ma!What'reyoudoinghereMrsTribbiani:Icametogiveyouthis(Giveshimabagofgroceries)andthis(Whackshimroundtheear)Joey:Oww!Bigring!MrsTribbiani:Whydidyouhavetofillyourfather'sheadwithallthatgarbageaboutmakingthingsrightThingswerefinethewaytheywere!There'schickeninthere,putitawayForGod'ssake,Joey,really(Shegivesthesofabedatinypushanditfoldsaway)Joey:Holdon,youyouknewMrsTribbiani:OfcourseIknew!WhatdidyouthinkYourfatherisnoJamesBondYoushould'veheardsomeofhiscoverstories"I'msleepingoveratmyaccountant's,"Imean,whatisthatPlease!Joey:SothenhowcouldyouImean,howcouldyou!MrsTribbiani:DoyourememberhowyourfatherusedtobeAlwaysyelling,alwaysyellingnothingmadehimhappy,nothingmadehimhappy,notthatwoodshop,notthosestupidlittleshipsinthebottle,nothingNowhe'shappy!Imean,it'snice,hehasahobbyJoey:Ma,Idon'tmeantobedisrespectful,butwhatthehellareyoutalkingabout!Imean,whataboutyouMrsTribbiani:MeI'mfineLook,honey,inanidealworld,there'dbenoher,andyourfatherwouldlooklikeStingAndI'lltellyousomethingelseEversincethatpoodlestuffercamealong,he'sbeensoashamedofhimselfthathe'sbeenmoreattentive,he'sbeenmorelovingImean,it'slikeeveryday'souranniversaryJoey:I'mhappyforyouMrsTribbiani:Welldon'tbe,becausenoweverything'sscrewedupIjustwantitthewayitwasJoey:Ma,I'msorryIjustdidwhatIthoughtyou'dwantMrsTribbiani:Iknowyoudid,cookieOh,IknowyoudidSotellmeDidyouseeherJoey:YeahYou'retentimesprettierthansheisMrsTribbiani:That'ssweetCouldItakeherJoey:Withthisring(Herengagementring)NocontestScene:CentralPerkPhoebeistherewithRogerRoger:What'swrong,sweetiePhoebe:Nothing,nothingRoger:Aaaah,what'swrong,c'mon(PatshislegSheliesdownandrestsherheadinhislap)Phoebe:It's,Imean,it'snothing,I'mfineIt'smyfriendsTheytheyhavealikingproblemwithyouInthat,um,theydon'tRoger:OhTheydon'tPhoebe:Buttheydon'tseeallthewonderfulnessthatIseeTheydon'tseeallthegoodstuffandallthesweetstuffTheyjustthinkyou'realittleRoger:WhatPhoebe:IntenseandcreepyRoger:OhPhoebe:ButIdon'tMe,PhoebeRoger:Well,I'mnotI'mnotatallsurprisedtheyfeelthatwayPhoebe:You'renotSee,that'swhyyou'resogreat!Roger:Actuallyit's,it'squite,y'know,typicalbehaviourwhenyouhavethiskindofdysfunctionalgroupdynamicY'know,thiskindofcodependant,emotionallystunted,sittinginyourstupidcoffeehousewithyourstupidbigcupswhich,I'msorry,mightaswellhavenipplesonthem,andyou'relikeall'Oh,defineme!Defineme!Loveme,Ineedlove!'Scene:MonicaandRachel's,JoeyislettingeveryoneinonthenewdevelopmentsMonica:Soyoutalkedtoyourdad,huhJoey:YeahHe'sgonnakeepcheatingonmymalikeshewanted,she'sgonnakeeppretendingshedoesn'tknoweventhoughshedoes,andmylittlesisterTinacan'tseeherhusbandanymorebecausehegotarestrainingorderwhichhasnothingtodowithanythingexceptthatIfoundouttodayRachel:WowChandler:ThingssurehavechangedhereonWaltonsmountainRoss:SoJoey,youokayJoey:Yeah,IguessIt'sjustparents,afteracertainpoint,yougottaletgoEvenifyouknowbetter,you'vegottaletthemmaketheirownmistakesRachel:Justthink,inacoupleofyearswegettoturnintothemChandler:IfIturnintomyparents,I'lleitherbeanalcoholicblondchasingaftertwentyyearoldboys,orI'llenduplikemymomPhoebe:(entering)HeyAll:Hey,PheebsMonica:How'sitgoingPhoebe:Oh,okay,exceptIbrokeupwithRogerAll:AwwwPhoebe:Yeah,rightAll:Aaawwwwww!!Rachel:WhathappenedPhoebe:Idon'tknow,Imean,he'sagoodperson,andhecanbereallysweet,andinsomewaysIthinkheissorightforme,it'sjustIhatethatguy!ClosingCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel'sPhoebeisreadingthepaperandJoeyentersPhoebe:Hey,JoeyWhat'sgoingonJoey:ClearthetracksfortheboobiepaybackexpressNextstop:RachelGreen(HegoesintothebathroomWehearascreamandhecomesout,closelyfollowedbyMonicainatowel)Monica:Joey!!Whatthehellwereyoudoing!Joey:SorryWrongboobies(HeleavesCuttoMonicaenteringChandlerandJoey'sapartmentShesneaksuptotheshowerdoor)Monica:Hello,Joey(ShewhipsbackthecurtaintorevealJoey'sdad)MrTribbiani:Oh!Hello,dear(Shewhipsthecurtainshutinhorror)End看胸脯抱歉天啊我受够了你不敲门就闯进来难道你不尊重别人的隐私权瑞秋慢着不你慢着这太荒唐了我能说一件事吗什么事这块布编的非常松因此我仍能看见你的胸脯亲爱的告诉他们你的病人如何把事想成另一件事例如电话响时她就去洗澡差不多是那样但你说得很好谢谢快走开我们才能谈你好吧我会想念你的他很不错吧他好帅也好像很喜欢你我知道他人很好导演:亚伦梅尔森而且很复杂为何他们就得成为人间男女他会在沙发上做吗我不知道…有点奇怪聚乙稀做的大家还想要别的吗要我要…抱歉卖完了其他人呢我是否错过某事没有她很生气因为我看见她的胸脯你看她的胸脯干吗那是意外和拿着望远镜和甜甜圈过街的感觉不同能改变话题吗没错因为那不是她的胸脯而是她的胸部菲比我要的不只是改变字眼我不知你如此介意你的胸脯很好看好看就这样手套也很好看我…左右为难你真逗他真的很逗他不笑的时候我也不想待在这儿等等那是什么意思你似乎有亲密上的问题你用你的幽默和人保持距离我才刚认识你我对你毫无所知独子父母在你青春期前离婚你怎会知道?你很典型各位乔伊你们都认识我爸吧打算在纽约待多久几天我在中城工作我想和儿子同住比来回坐渡轮好我没见过他他是我朋友罗杰幸会罗杰彼此彼此玩布偶的那个怎么了爸抱歉罗斯你的太太呢两人出局了钱德说点好笑的我得挂电话了我也想你我爱你但现在很晚了让我向她打声招呼妈我和包西达大夫约了时间什么你知道这不是妈吗她叫罗妮宠物殡葬业者当然你和她多久了…记得小时候我常带你去海军军港看大船从那时候不才年我只想勾起你美好的回忆让你不会觉得我一直是个大烂人乔伊你爱过吗我不知道那就是没有你的蕃茄烧焦了别想转移话题乔你老爸爱得无法自拔最糟的是我爱两个女人拜托你告诉我其中一个是妈当然其中一个是你妈你是怎么搞的这就像你某天起床突然发现你爸是个双面人就像是为中情局工作的间谍那一定很酷但这个很烂我懂为何父母就不能是父母为何他们就得成为人间男女别再盯着我的胸部看什么什么那一天你还看得不够吗我们都已是成年人此事只有一个解决之道既然你看过她的胸脯你应该让她看你的小弟弟办不到拜托他说得对以眼还眼我不会让你看的我不会让你看的快上来这下可好罗杰来了罗杰有什么不对劲吗没什么小事我讨厌这家伙为什么因为他太善于分析他就是这种人别这样嘛他没那么糟这就是你错误的地方如果当初我感觉到她是女同志我何必和她结婚呢我不知道或许你想让婚姻失败为什么…我不知道或许自信心不足或许是弥补你让你妹相形见绌的愧疚或许…等等回到妹妹的话题什么我不知道你要使你的婚姻触礁让你妹在父母面前不那么抬不起头这太荒谬了她不争气我并未感到自责你认为我不争气他不错吧我不是那个意思多年来我以为你支持我但或许你婚姻失败目的是想巴结爸妈让他们更心疼你我娶女同志是想让你建立自信你说得对那不是“威伯”的问题而是威伯游乐宫和游轮的问题它上面的救生艇让威伯能缓缓驶出那滋味不好受菲比如果想看电影我们现在该走了打起精神来瑞秋菲比我们快来不及了好谢谢不客气各位很高兴和各位再度见面摩妮卡饼干别吃太多切记那只是食物不是爱我讨厌这家伙晚安各位这是我们订的女人需要帮忙吗不用谢谢我在等乔依我就是乔依不是你是老乔依天啊你此照片上帅多了我是罗妮想吃起司块(夹子)吗乔伊有“栓子”但我可以来一点大部份人在宠物过世后希望它们就像长眠一样但有些人要他们摆出姿势像追自己的尾巴跳起接住飞盘乔伊如果我先走我的姿势要像找钥匙一样这姿势不错乔伊罗妮来了宝贝你来干什么你的假发留在我的住处我想你明天用得上谢谢谁想玩“科普朗克”我不该来这儿我该走了我不想错过最后一班地铁不我不要你坐这么晚的车我要住哪儿这里我们去住饭店我们去住饭店不行不行你们去饭店就一定会办事我要你们待在这儿这样我就可以监视你要监视我们没错我不管你们多大只要住在我家切就得听我的那就是不准你们睡在一起他好严格爸你睡我房间罗妮你睡钱德的房间谢谢你真是个好孩子来我带你去看我房间感觉真奇怪你没说“不谢了时候不早了”只有今晚明天你们就得做出改变年已经够久了什么改变不是和她分手就是…我办不到不然就是向妈自首这样是不对的对但是…我不想听快进我房里别踢了你在干什么找寻舒适的位置穿着内裤我睡不着你非穿不可我一直在想…我总是看见女人叠在女人上面她们是首尾相接或是像煎饼一样高懂我意思吗我总想像自己和这些女人约会因为我总想梦中情人出现时我就会勇往直前坚持到最后但如今看见我爸…你不是他你是你自己当全天下都希望你继承你爸的事业时你有屈服吗?没有你决心当个演员这不是一件容易的事但你办到了我也相信梦中情人出现时你会有勇气对她说“抱歉我已婚”你真的这样认为真的谢谢滚开有事吗乔伊说我能用你的浴室因为钱德正在用我们的可以啊你是谁?我叫罗妮情妇请进谢谢我叫瑞秋浴室在那儿好罗妮钱德进浴室多久了约分钟太好了请系好安全带“小弟弟”时间到了崔先生早安钱德该我看你的小弟弟了你是怎么搞的我以为你是钱德什么事你应该在浴室这样我才能看见你的小弟弟抱歉我的小弟弟和我在那儿菲比如何?不错罗杰想邀大家一起吃晚餐怎么了?没事只是…罗杰我说不上来有些事…基本上我们认为他…我们讨厌他…菲此我们很抱歉是不是他观察入微反而吓到你们了不我们讨厌他…抱歉妈你来干什么我拿这个来给你还有这个头好晕你为何讲一大堆要你爸改正的垃圾何不顺其自然呢里面有鸡肉拿去放拜托乔依真的慢着你都知道我当然知道你认为呢你爸又不是詹姆士庞德你应该听过他的谎言“我在会计这儿睡”那是什么拜托你怎能…记得你爸以前的模样吗总是大吼大叫总是不开心连木店和瓶内的小船也无法让他开心这样也好他总算有个嗜好妈恕我直言你到底在说什么你呢?我很好啊在理想的世界中没有她你爸也长得和史汀一样帅再告诉你别的自从那女人出现后他感到内疚而开始对我体贴每天都像我们的结婚纪念日我该为你高兴不需要因为现在全搞砸了我只想回到从前妈对不起我以为自己做了你想做的事我知道告诉我你看见她没你此她漂亮多了嘴巴真甜我斗得过她你有戒指她斗不过的怎么了?没事到底怎么了快说嘛好吧我…没事问题出在我朋友身上他们对你有意见他们…他们?他们看不见你的好处他们看不见你好的一面他们认为你有点…什么?难以相处但我菲比不这么认为我对他们的反应毫不感到惊讶你不惊讶这就是我欣赏你的地方当群体动力失调时这是很平常的反应这种相互依赖情绪激动坐在那家烂咖啡屋拿着大咖啡杯抱歉或许还有乳头在上面你们都会说“定义我这个人”“爱我我需要爱”你和你爸谈过了他要以我妈希望的方式继续欺骗我妈我妈要继续假装她一无所知我妹蒂娜不能再见她丈夫因为他接到禁制令这两件事没关系但我今天才听说华登山这儿的事全变了乔伊你没事吧或许吧他们是父母你不得不顺其自然即使你知道这样做不对但你还是得让他们犯自己的错误而且几年后我们就和他们一样拜托如果我像他们一样我不是变成追逐金发帅哥的酒鬼就是变得和我妈一样如何?还好只是我和罗杰分手了没错不…怎么了?我说不上来他的个好人而且对我很体贴他的某些方面很适合我只是…我讨厌这个人

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