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118 The One With All The Poker

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TheOneWithAllThePoker(ThewholegangishelpingRachelmailoutresumeswhilewhistlingthethemefromTheBridgeontheRiverKwai)Ross:Uh,Rach,we'rerunninglowonresumesoverhereMonica:DoyoureallywantajobwithPopularMechanicsChandler:Well,ifyou'regonnaworkformechanics,thosearetheonestoworkforRachel:Hey,look,youguys,I'mgoingforanythinghere,OKIcannotbeawaitressanymore,ImeanitI'msickofthelousytips,I'msickofbeingcalled'Excuseme'Ross:Rach,didyouproofreadtheseRachel:Uhyeah,whyRoss:Uh,nothing,I'msurethey'llbeimpressedwithyourexcellentcompuperskillsRachel:(upset)OhmyGoood!Oh,doyouthinkit'sonallofthemJoey:Ohno,I'msuretheXeroxmachinecaughtafewOpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,RossandChandleraresittingatatableRachelisworkingMonicaandPhoebeenterMonica:Hey,guysChandlerandRoss:HeyRachel:Heyhi,ladiesuh,canIgetyouanything(toMonica,quietly):DidyoubringthemailMonica:LotsofresponsesRachel:(toMonica):Really(outloud):Sure,wehavesconesleft!(toMonica):OK,readthemtomePhoebe:(reading):DearMsGreen,thankyouforyourinquiry,howeveroh(crumplesupletter)Rachel:(outloud):WehaveapplecinnamonMonica:(reading):OKDearMsGreenyeahyeahyeahNo(crumpesupletter)Phoebe:Wow!Rachel:WhatPhoebe:(reading):YourVisabillishuge!Rachel:(grabsthebill)Givemethat!(CameracutstoChandlerandRossattable)Chandler:Youknow,Ican'tbelieveyouLindaissogreat!Whywon'tyougooutwithheragainRoss:Idon'tknowChandler:Isthisstillaboutherwhole'TheFlintstonescould'vereallyhappened'thingRoss:No,it'snotjustthatIt'sjustIwantsomeonewhowhodoessomethingforme,y'knowWhogetsmyheartpounding,whowhomakesme,uh(beginstostarelovinglyatRachel)Chandler:littleplaythingswithyarnRoss:WhatChandler:CouldyouwanthermoreRoss:WhoChandler:(sarcastically)Dee,thesarcasticsisterfromWhatsHappeningRoss:Look,Iamtotally,totallyoverher,OK,Ijust(Rachelcomesover,Rosslaysheadontable):Hiiii!Rachel:Hi!HowareyouRoss:We'refine,we'refineRachel:OK(walksaway)(Rosskeepsstaringather,headontableChandlersmackshimwithanewspaperJoeyenters,RossandChandlerlaughathim)Joey:Shutup!Chandler:We'renotwe'renotsayinganythingPhoebe:WhatRoss:UhhhhJoeycriedlastnightJoey:ThankyouChandler:(tothegirls)Wewereplayingpoker,alrightJoey:TherewaschocolateonthethreeItlookedlikeaneight,alrightRoss:Oh,guys,youshould'veseenhim'Read'emandweep'Chandler:AndthenhedidRachel:Well,now,howcomeyouguyshaveneverplayedpokerwithusPhoebe:Yeah,whatisthatLike,somekindofguythingLike,somekindofsexistguythingLikeit'spoker,soonlyguyscanplayRoss:No,womenarewelcometoplayPhoebe:Oh,OK,sothenwhatisitSomekindofyouknow,like,likesomekindof,y'know,likealright,whatisitChandler:Therejustdon'thappentobeanywomeninourgamesJoey:Yeah,wejustdon'thappentoknowanywomenthatknowhowtoplaypokerGirls:Oh,yeah,rightMonica:Oh,please,thatissuchalameexcuse!Rachel:ReallyMonica:Imean,that'satypicalguyresponseRoss:Excuseme,doanyofyouknowhowtoplayGirls:NoRachel:ButyoucouldteachusGuys:NoScene:MonicaandRachel's,theguysareteachingthegirlshowtoplaypokerChandler:(teaching)OK,sonowwedrawcardsMonica:SoIwouldn'tneedany,rightCauseIhaveastraightRachel:Oh,goodforyou!Phoebe:Congratulations!(MicrowavetimergoesoffMonicagetsup)Chandler:OKPhoebs,howmanydoyouwantPhoebe:OK,Ijustneedtwothe,um,tenofspadesandthesixofclubsRoss:NoNo,uh,PhoebsYoucan'tyoucan'tdoRachel:Ohwait,Ihavethetenofspades!Here!(givesittoPhoebe)Ross:No,noUhno,see,uh,youyoucan'tdothatRachel:Oh,nononononono,that'sOK,Idon'tneedthemI'mgoingforfoursRoss:Oh,you're(givesup)(Monicacomesbacktothetablewithplatesoffood)Monica:Alright,herewegoWe'vegotsalmonroulettesandassortedcruditesPhoebeandRachel:OOooooo!Joey:Whoa,whoa,whoa,Monica,what'reyoudoin'ThisisapokergameYoucan'tservefoodwithmorethanonesyllableIt'sgottabelikechips,ordip,orpretz(lookofrealization)Chandler:(changingsubject)OK,soatthispoint,thedealerMonica:Alright,youknow,wegotit,wegotitLet'splayforrealHighstakesbigbucksRoss:Alright,now,yousurePhoebejustthrewawaytwojacksbecausetheydidn'tlookhappyPhoebe:ButI'mready,so,justdealChandler:OK,alright,lastminutelesson,lastminutelesson(holdsuptwocards)JoeythreeeightEightthree(Joeyisunamused)Alrightbabe,dealthecards(Timelapse)Monica:(throwsdownhercards)Dammit,dammit,dammit!Phoebe:(toJoey):OhIsee,sothen,youwerelyingJoey:AboutwhatPhoebe:AbouthowgoodyourcardswereJoey:HehIwasbluffingPhoebe:Aha!AndwhatisbluffingIsitnotanotherwordforlyingRachel:OK,sorrytobreakupthisparty,butI'vegotresumestofaxbeforeworktomorrow(getsuptoleave)Guys:Whoa,whoa,whoa!Chandler:Rach,Rach,wegottasettleRachel:SettlewhatChandler:TheJamestowncolonyofVirginiaYousee,KingGeorgeisgivingustheland,soRoss:Thegame,Rachel,thegameYouoweusmoneyforthegameRachel:OhRightJoey:Youknowwhat,youguysIt'stheirfirsttime,whydon'twejustforgetaboutthemoney,alrightMonica:Hellno,we'llpay!Phoebe:OK,MonicaIhadanotheranswerallreadyMonica:AndyouknowwhatWewantarematchRoss:Wellthat'sfinewithmeCouldusethemoneyRachel:(toRoss):Sobasically,yougetyouryayasbytakingmoneyfromallofyourfriendsRoss:(pause)YeahChandler:Yes,andIgetmyyayasfromIkeaYouhavetoputthemtogetheryourself,buttheycostalittlelessRoss:Look,Rachel,thisispokerIplaytowin,alrightInorderformetowin,otherpeoplehavetoloseSoifyou'regonnaplaypokerwithme,don'texpectmetobea'niceguy,'OKCauseoncethosecardsaredealt(clapshandsthreetimes)Joey:(pause)YeahRoss:I'mnotaniceguyScene:Ross'apartmentChandlerandJoeyarethereRossenterswithapizzaRoss:Alrightboys,let'seatChandler:Oh,didyougetthatfromthe'ILoveRachel'pizzeriaRoss:YoustillonthatChandler:Oh,comeonWhatwaswiththatwholeBlackBartspeech(mimicking):"WhenIplaypoker,I'mnotaniceguy!"Ross:Youarewayoff,palJoey:No,Idon'tthinkso,seeRoss,becauseIthinkyouloveherRoss:UmnoSee,Imight'vehadfeelingsforheratonetimenotanymoreIjustI(Marcelmakesascreechingnoiseinbackground)Ross:Marcel!Whereareyougoingwiththatdisc(MarcelputsaCDintheplayer)Ross:Youarenotputtingthatonagain!Marcel,OKifyoupressthatbutton,youareinvery,verybigtrouble(TheLionSleepsTonightstartstoplayMarcelstartstodance)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Rachel,Monica,andPhoebearethereRachel:(openingmail)CanyoubelievewhatajerkRosswasbeingMonica:Yeah,IknowHecangetreallycompetitivePhoebe:HaHa,haMonica:WhatPhoebe:Oh,hello,kettleThisisMonicaYou'reblackMonica:Please!IamnotasbadasRossRachel:Oh,IbegtodifferThePictionaryincidentMonica:Thatwasnotanincident!IIwasgesturing,aandtheplateslippedoutofmyhandRachel:Oooooh(readsletter)(surprised):Oh!Igotaninterview!Igotaninterview!Monica:You'rekidding!WhereWhereRachel:(indisbelief):Sak'sFifthAvenueMonica:Oh,Rachel!Phoebe:Oh,it'slikethemothershipiscallingyouhomeMonica:Well,what'sthejobRachel:AssistantbuyerOh!Iwouldbeshoppingforaliving!(Knockondoor)Monica:OK,lookThatisAuntIrisThiswomanhasbeenplayingpokersinceshewasfiveYougottalistentoeverywordshesays(opensdoor)Hi!AuntIris:IsTonyRandalldeadRachel:NoMonica:Idon'tthinksoRachel:WhyAuntIris:Well,hemaybenow,becauseIthinkIhithimwithmycarMonica:WhatRachel:OhmyGod!Monica:ReallyAuntIris:No!That'sbluffingLessonnumberone(walksintokitchen)Letmetellyousomethingeverythingyouhearatapokergameispurecrap(toPhoebe):NiceearringsPhoebe:Thanky(thinksaboutit)AuntIris:Girls,sitdownMonica:Uh,AuntIrisThisisPhoebe,andthat'sRachelAuntIris:Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,listen,IamparkedatameterLet'sdoitScene:Ross'sapartment,everyonebutRachelisseatedaroundhistableTheLionSleepTonightplaysinthebackgroundPhoebe:Ross,couldweplease,please,pleaselistentoanythingelseRoss:Alright(RossshutsofftheCDplayerMarcelrunsintothebedroomandslamsthedoor)Ross:I'mgonnapayforthattonight(KnockondoorRossopensitRachelenters)Rachel:Hi!Ross:HeyRachel:Guys!Guesswhat,guesswhat,guesswhat,guesswhat!Chandler:Um,okthethefifthdentistcavedandnowthey'reallrecommendingTridentRachel:Nooootheinterview!Shelovedme!SheabsolutelylovedmeWetalkedforliketwoandahalfhours,wehavethesametasteinclothes,andoh,IwenttocampwithhercousinAnd,oh,thejobisperfectIcandothisIcandothiswell!All:That'sgreat!That'swonderful!Rachel:OhGod,oh,andthenshetoldthefunnieststoryMonica:OK,greatYou'lltellusandwe'lllaughLet'splaypokerJoey:Alrightnowlisten,youguys,wetalkedaboutit,andifyoudon'twanttoplay,wecompletelyunderstandChandler:Ohyes,yes,wecouldplaysomeothergamelike,uh,Idon'tknowPictionary(Theguysallduckunderthetable)Monica:Ha,ha,veryfunny,veryfunnyButIthinkwe'dliketogivepokeranothertryShallwe,ladiesPhoebeandRachel:Yes,weshouldIthinkweshouldRoss:Uh,Rach,doyouwantmetoshufflethoseRachel:No,no,thatsOKY'know,IthinkI'mgonnagiveitagoRoss:AlrightRachel:Alright(shufflescardsexpertly,alltheguysstareinamazement)CommercialBreakScene:Ross'sApartment,continuedfromearlierRoss:So,Phoebsowes$,Monica,youowe$,andRachel,youowefifteenbigonesJoey:Buthey,thanksforteachin'usCrossEyedMaryYouguys,wegottaplaythatatourregulargamePhoebe:Alright,here'smy$(Handsthemthemoney)ButIthinkyoushouldknowthatthismoneyiscursedJoey:WhatPhoebe:Oh,IcurseditSonowbadthingswillhappentohewhospendsitChandler:That'salright,I'lltakeitBadthingshappentomeanywayThiswayIcanbreak'emupwithamovieRoss:Well,thatjustleavesthebigGreenpokermachine,whoowesfifteenRachel:MmmhmmmOh,sotypicalOoo,I'mamanOoo,IhaveapenisOoo,Ihavetowinmoneytoexertmypoweroverwomen(handsoverhermoney)Monica:YouknowwhatThisisnotoverWewillplayyouagain,andwewillwin,andyouwilllose,andyouwillbeg,andwewilllaugh,andwewilltakeeverylastdimeyouhave,andyouwillhateyourselvesforeverRachel:HmmKindasteppedonmypointthere,MonScene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneistherereadyforanotherpokergameRoss:So,yougalswannahandoveryourmoneynowThatway,wedon'thavetogothroughtheformalityofactuallyplayingRachel:Ooooh,that'sfineWe'llseewhohasthelastlaughthere,monkeyboyMonica:OK,wedonewiththechitchatArewereadytoplaysomeseriouspokerPhoebe:(holdingacardandwavingitinfrontofherface)Heyyouguys,look,theoneeyedjackfollowsmewhereverIgo(theylookather)Right,OK,seriouspoker(Rossgetsupfromthetable)Monica:Excuseme,whereareyougoingRoss:UhtothebathroomMonica:Doyouwanttogotothebathroom,ordoyouwannaplaypokerRoss:Iwanttogotothebathroom(exits)Joey:Alright,well,I'mgonnaorderapizza(getsup)Rachel:Ohnonononono,I'mstillwaitingtohearfromthatjobandthestoreclosesatnine,soyoucaneatthenJoey:That'sfineI'lljusthaveaTicTactoholdmeoverMonica:Alright,Cincinnati,noblinds,everybodyante(dealscards)Phoebe:(looksathercards)Yes!(everyonelooksather)orno(Rosscomesbackfrombathroom)Ross:Alright(toRachel):Yourmoney'smine,GreenRachel:Yourflyisopen,Geller(hechecksit,andzipsup)(Timelapse)Phoebe:Youguys,youknowwhatIjustrealized'Joker'is'poker'witha'J'CoincidenceChandler:Hey,that'sthat's'joincidence'witha'C'!Joey:UhPhoebePhoebePhoebe:YeahUmI'mout(throwsincards)Rachel:I'minMonica:MetooJoey:MetooAlright,whattayagotRoss:Well,youbetterhopouttatheshower,causeIgottaflush(laysdowncards)Rachel:Well,well,well,hopbackinbucko,causeIgotfoursixes!(laysdowncards)Iwon!Iactuallywon!OhmyGod!Y'knowwhat(collectschips)IthinkI'mgonnamakealittleRosspile(holdsupachip)IthinkthatonewasRoss's,andIthinkohthatonewasRoss'sYes!(Startssinging):Well,Ihavegotyourmoney,andyou'llneverseeit(Rossstandsup)Rachel:Andyourfly'sstillopen(Rosslooksdown)Rachel:Ha,Imadeyoulook(Timelapse)Rachel:Icouldn'tbeinnerMonicaPhoebe:Monica,inoroutMonica:(slamsdowncards)Ihatethisgame!(JoeyslidesaplateawayfromMonicatowardsChandler,whohidesitunderthetable)Phoebe:OKJoey,yourbetJoey:Ahhh,Ifoldlikeacheaphookerwhogothitinthestomachbyafatguywithsoresonhisface(thegirlslookathim,confused)Oh,I'moutPhoebe:RossRoss:Oh,IamveryinPhoebe:ChandlerChandler:Couldn'tbemoreout(throwsincards)Phoebe:MetooRachelRachel:Uh,IwillseeyouandI'llraiseyou(throwschipsinpot)WhatdoyousaywanttowasteanotherbuckRoss:No,notthistime(hefolds)Sowhat'dyouhaveRachel:I'mnottelling(collectschips)Ross:Comeon,showthemtome(reachesforhercards,Rachelcoversthemup)Rachel:No!Ross:Showthemtome!Rachel:Getyourhandsoutofthere!No!Ross:Letmesee!Showthem!Chandler:Y'know,I'vehaddateslikethisRachel:(dealsnewhand)Boy,youreallycan'tstandtolose,canyouYourwholefaceisgettingredlittleveinspoppingoutonyourtemplePhoebe:Plusthatshirtdoesn'treallymatchthosepants(Rossisvisiblyupset)Ross:Firstofall,I'mnotlosingRachel:Oh,youarelosingDefinitelylosing(phonerings)Ross:Let'snottalkaboutlosingJustdealtheRachel:(answeringphone)Hello,RachelGreenRoss:(mimickingRachel)Meemee,meemeemeeRachel:(onphone)Excuseme(coversupphonetoRoss)It'saboutthejob(Rachelwalksintokitchentotalkonthephone)Rachel:Barbara!Hi,howareyou(Listens)Uhhuh(Listens)No,IunderstandYeahOh,oh,comeon,no,I'mfineDon'tbesillyYeahoh,butyouknow,ififanythingelseopensup,pleaHelloHello(hangsupphone,verydepressed)(RachelgoesbackandsitsdownTherestdon'tknowwhattosay)Monica:Sorry,RachPhoebe:Y'know,there'sgonnabelotsofotherstuffRachel:Yeah(sigh)OKWherewereweOh,OKfivecarddraw,uhjacksorbetternothingwild,everybodyanteJoey:Look,Rachel,wedon'thavetodothisRachel:Yes,wedo(pause)Monica:Alright,checkJoey:CheckRoss:I'minforfiftycents(throwsitin)Chandler:CallPhoebe:I'minRachel:IseeyourfiftycentsandIraiseyoufivedollars(throwsitin)Ross:Ithought,uhitwasafiftycentlimitRachel:Well,Ijustlostajob,andI'dliketoraisethebetfivebucksDoesanybodyhaveaproblemwiththat(Everyonesaysnoandfolds,exceptforRoss,whothinksaboutit)Rachel:(toRoss):Loser(Chandler,Monica,Joey,andPhoebebacktheirchairsawayfromthetable)Ross:No,Ifold(layscardsdown,andgetsup)Rachel:Whatdoyoumean,youfoldHey,comeon!WhatisthisIthoughtthat'oncethecardsweredealt,I'mnotaniceguy'Imean,what,wereyoujustfullofit(Rossthinksitover,finallysitsdownandpicksuphiscards)Ross:I'min(throwsinchips)Rachel:HowmanyyouwantRoss:One(Rachelgiveshimthecard)Rachel:Dealertakestwo(shedealsherselftwocards)WhatdoyoubetRoss:Ibettwodollars(throwsitin)Rachel:OKseeyourtwoandIraiseyoutwenty(throwsitin)Ross:Iseeyourtwenty,raiseyoutwentyfive(throwsitin)(Theotherfourlookamazedatthelargepot)Rachel:Seeyourtwentyfiveanduh,Monica,getmypurse(Monicagetsup,looksinRachel'spurse)Monica:Rachel,there'snothinginitRachel:OK,thengetmeyourpurse(MonicagetsRachelherpurse)Monica:OK,hereyougoGoodluckRachel:(toMonica):Thankyou(toRoss):Isawyourtwentyfive,andIraiseyousevenPhoebe:teen!(throwsinatendollarbill)(Rosslooksinhiswallet,pullsouttwodollars)Ross:(toJoey):Joey,I'malittleshyJoey:That'sOK,Ross,youcanaskmeWhat(RosslooksatJoey,dumbfoundedathisstupidity)Chandler:(toRoss):Whatdoyouneed,whatdoyouneedRoss:FifteenChandler:Alright,here'sten(givesittohim)Joey:Here,Igotfive,Igotfive(Rosstakesthemoney)Ross:ThankyouChandler:GoodluckRoss:(toRachel):OK,IamcallingyourseventeenWhatdoyougot(Longpauseastheybothlookateachother)Rachel:(laysdowncards)Fullhouse(RossstaresatherThinksaboutitPutscardsontable,facedown)Ross:Yougotme(MonicaandPhoebegetupandstartcelebratinginthekitchen,pouringwineandsingingRachel,shocked,goestojointhem)Joey:(toRoss):Ahhh,that'salrightY'know,that'satoughhandtobeatChandler:(toRoss):Ithoughtwehadthem!Ross:Oh,well,whenyoudon'thavethecards,youdon'thavethecards,youknow(looksatRachel)But,uhlookhowhappysheis(smiles)(ChandlerandJoeylookather,andthenlookbackathimTheydiveforRoss'shandtoseewhathehad,andhetriestostopthemfromlooking)ClosingCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,allsixareplayingPictionaryatMonica'sapartmentMonicaisdrawingapicture,andthethreeguysareguessingShedrawswhatlookslikeanairplaneChandler:Airplane!Airport!Airport'!Airport'!Airport'!(Timergoesoff)Rachel:Oh,time'supMonica:(pointingatthedrawing,upset)ByebyeBIRDIEJoey:Oh!Phoebe:That'sabird(MonicaglaresatPhoebe)Phoebe:That'sabird!(Monicasits,Rachelgetsup)Rachel:OK,OK,it'smyturn(readstheanswer)Chandler:Go(Rachelstartsdrawingwhatlookslikeabean)Ross:Uhbean!Bean!(Rachelbeginstappingthepictureofthebeanfrantically)Joey:(triumphantly)TheUnbearableLikenessofBeing!Rachel:Yes!Monica:That,yougetThat,youget(Monicapicksupaglasstotakeadrink,everyoneducksasthoughshewasabouttothrowit)End玩扑克瑞秋履历表已用完了你真想到《大众机械师》上班吗如果你真想为技工工作那倒是可以试试各位我什么都得试试我不能再当服务生了我是说真的我已厌倦微薄小费我已厌倦别人对我说“麻烦一下”瑞秋这些你已校对过了吗对有问题吗没事,他们对你的“电恼”技巧一定会印象深刻的糟了每一份上面都这样吗没有复印机弄掉一些了各位两位小姐需要什么吗信件带来了没有这里有很多我们这儿当然有烤饼快念给我听亲爱的格林小姐感谢您的询问然而…我们有苹果肉桂…亲爱的格林小姐…好……好……好……没戏。怎么了你信用卡的帐单不小呀给我我真不敢相信琳达那么好你为何不再和她约会我也不知道是因为她认为“石头族真有可能发生”的事吗(科幻电影情节)不只是因为那样因为我要一个能让我有感觉能让我心跳加速让我…变成拜倒裙下的玩物?什么你不是渴望着她吗谁蒂《发生何事》中那个尖酸刻薄的女孩我早就忘了她行吗你们怎么样?我们很好闭嘴我们什么都没说怎么了?昨晚乔伊哭了谢谢我们在玩扑克牌“”上面沾了点巧克力看起来像是“”仅此而已可惜你没看到他说“开牌你们哭吧”结果哭的是他为什么你们从没和我们玩过扑克牌对为什么好像这是男人的专利好像是有性别歧视的男人的专利好像这是扑克所以就是男人的专利?才怪女生也欢迎加入好那么为什么……是不是……就好像……好像……算了反正为什么只是刚好女生没加入我们罢了对我们刚好找不到会玩扑克的女生拜托这个借口真烂。男人们都是这种反应请问你们谁会玩扑克牌吗不会但你们可以教我们不好现在开始抽牌。我不需要换牌对吧因为我有一条顺太好了恭喜了菲比你要几张我需要两张黑桃和梅花不你不能那样做等等我有你要的黑桃谢谢不…不能那样不……没问题我不需要我要的是。呃,你……我们有鲑鱼拼盘和水果色拉莫妮卡你在干什么我们正在玩牌所以食物的名称不能超过一个词比如:薯片蘸汁脆饼…现在,发牌的人……知道了开始来真的吧大钱出大钱进你真的要开始菲比刚刚扔了一张J因为他们看起来好像不开心我准备好了发牌吧最终提醒最终提醒乔伊!!!!发牌吧该死该死该死!我明白了你们是在骗我骗你什么骗我你们的牌有多好我在唬你们什么是唬不就是骗的同义字吗抱歉我不能再玩了我在明天工作前得打好履历表瑞秋我们得算帐(定居)什么定居在维吉尼亚的詹姆斯城殖民地乔治三世把土地给我所以……(历史上的乔治三世对北美殖民地采取强硬态度最终导致美国革命)赌局。瑞秋这是赌局在赌局上你欠我们钱哦好你们知道吗这是她们的第一次别和她们计较钱了不好我们会付钱的莫妮卡我有另一个答案了“好呀”知道吗我们要再来一次行我又有钱花了这么说你们的组合家俱都用朋友的钱买来的是呀没错而且我是在“宜家家俱”买的得自己动手装不过便宜许多瑞秋这是玩扑克。赌博就是要赢钱为使我能赢钱别人就得输。如果想和我玩牌就别指望我手下留情。因为牌一发出然后呢我就六亲不认。两位有东西吃了。这是从“我爱瑞秋”比萨屋买的吗你们还在取笑我别这样嘛为何学起黑社会说话?“玩起牌来我六亲不认。”你扯太远了我可不这么认为因为“我认为你爱她”不或许我曾对她有意思不过现在早已没有感觉了我…马修你碰那CD碟干吗不能再放上去马修如果你再按“播放”我就要给你好看你知道罗斯那混蛋有多烂吗我知道他实在太好强了。怎么了喂凯蒂我是莫妮卡你是黑人。拜托我没像罗斯那么烂我不这么认为“猜字”游戏那件事呢我不是故意的。我在做手势时盘子不小心脱手了。我有面试通知了!我有面试通知了!真的?哪里的?第五大道萨克斯瑞秋瑞秋这就像是旗舰在叫你归队是什么工作采购助理我要靠购物……来谋生了听着是艾莉丝姑姑。她从五岁起便开始玩牌她说的每个字我们都得牢记在心东尼•蓝道(著名的演员)死了我想没有吧。为什么这么问?现在可能已经死了因为我开车撞到他了。天啊……真的吗?不唬你们的第一课告诉你们玩牌听到的每个字都是狗屁不错的耳环。谢……坐吧各位艾莉丝姑姑这位是菲比她叫瑞秋我的车停在计时器前开始吧。罗斯我们能听点别的吗好吧我今晚可要倒大楣了嗨嗨猜猜看怎么样快猜猜看猜一猜!第五个牙医也终于屈服了?他们现在都推荐Trident香口胶了?(香口胶广告:的牙医推荐Trident)不是面试她喜欢我我们谈了两个半小时我们对服饰的品味一致我以前还和她的表妹一起去过露营这工作简直是太棒了。我可以胜任我能办到。太好了……然后她告诉我最好笑的事很好你讲时我们一定会笑的。玩牌吧各位听好我们谈过此事如果你想不玩我们完全了解对我们可以玩别的像“猜字”之类的真好笑我们想再给扑克牌一次机会是不是小姐们对我们应该瑞秋需要我来洗牌吗不用了我想自己试试来吧菲比输块莫妮卡输块瑞秋输……大元谢谢教我们“斜眼玛丽”。我们自己玩的时候也可以用这是我的块你得知道这钱已受到诅咒什么我已对它下咒花这些钱的人会倒大楣无所谓我要了。我反正够倒楣的了。这样我才能看场电影喘口气才刚离开“格林”扑克牌机就欠块男生都这副德行我是大男人我有“小弟弟”我得赢钱增加力量以征服女人知道吗还没结束我们会再找你们玩而且我们会赢你们会输你们会求饶我们会大笑我们会赢走你们的每一分钱你们会永远恨死自己我们的意见一致莫妮卡现在可以交出钱来吗如此我们就不必正式玩了不我倒要看看谁笑到最后猴子男聊完了没可以开始玩真的没你们看独眼杰克(J)到处跟踪我好玩真的不好意思你要上哪儿去浴室你想上厕所还是玩牌我想上厕所好吧我去订比萨不我仍等着工作的电话通知。比萨店点才关门你那时候再吃吧行我含薄荷糖提神未见牌不得下注下注吧下!不下。你的钱是我的了格林你的拉链没拉上盖勒我刚刚才意识到“Joker”(爱开玩笑的人)是有“J”的“poker”(扑克牌)巧合吗?那是J碰巧和一个C在一起菲比我不跟了我跟我也跟我也跟你拿什么牌你最好逃出浴室因为我有个同花(冲马桶)慢着慢着。回来吧小子因为我拿了四张六我赢了是我赢了。我想罗斯的钱得让我赚了我想这是罗斯的那个也是罗斯的我赚到你的钱你再无法见到它你的拉链依然没拉上我让你低头看了我跟不了。莫妮卡?莫妮卡,跟还是不跟我讨厌玩牌乔伊你呢我像是被满脸伤痕的胖子撞到肚子的二流妓女我不跟罗斯我跟钱德不跟我也一样,瑞秋我不但跟而且还要加注如何还想再浪费钱吗这一回不会快嘛给我看给我看不!拿开你的手!给我看吧不我有同样的约会经验天啊你真是输不起的家伙你的脸涨得好红太阳穴的小血管都露出来了而且衣裤并不相称第一我没输别再谈输了快发牌吧你输定了瑞秋格林请稍等一下这是有关工作的电话芭芭拉你好吗嗯不我明白不我没事快别这么说是否还有其他职缺请人喂?喂?我很遗憾,瑞秋工作满街都是嗯玩到哪儿了拿五张牌J比较好大家下注瑞秋别再玩了要玩,下注过过我下毛钱跟跟我跟你的毛钱而且我要加…块钱我以为毛是上限我刚失去工作所以想加到块。各位有问题吗当然没有不跟了我也不跟输家退出退出是什么意思怎么了你不是发牌后就六亲不认的狠角色还是只是虚张声势我跟要几张牌一张庄家两张下多少?二块我跟,再加你块哇我跟你块再加块跟你块莫妮卡拿我的皮包来瑞秋里面没钱那就拿你的皮包来给你祝好运谢谢跟你块再加块……再加块!乔伊我的钱有点不够没问题你可以向我借要多少块这里有块我这里有块谢谢祝你好运跟你十七块你拿什么牌葫芦(三带二)你赢了看,输给她们了我以为我们会赢没有好牌就是没有好牌瞧她多开心飞机机场机场机场机场时间到再见…小鸟那是小鸟那就是小鸟!该我了开始豆大豆!生命中无法承受的轻!答对了!这样就能猜中这样就能猜中?!

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