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首页 518 The One Where Rachel Smokes

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518 The One Where Rachel Smokes

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简介:本文档为《518 The One Where Rachel Smokesdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereRachelSmokesScene:CentralPerk,Joey,Chandler,Monica,andPhoebearethereJoeyisholdingadeckofcardsouttoChandlerJoey:Okay,pickacardChandler:Okay(HepickstheofSpades)Joey:Allrightnow,memorizeit(Pause)YougotitChandler:OhyesJoey:(holdinguptheQueenofClubs)Isthatyourcard(Hewinksandsmiles)Chandler:(pause)Yes(Joeylaughsthenrealizesthetrickdidn'tworkwhenChandlerhandshimhiscardback)Carol:(enteringwithBenandRoss)Heyguys!Ross:Hi!Chandler:Hithere!Ben:Hi!!Carol:GuesswhatBenisgoingtobeinaTVcommercial!Phoebe:Whatareyoutalkingabout!Ross:(setsBendown)Well,it'snotforsurebutumm,wemetthisguyintheparkwhothoughtBenwasreallycutey'know,whichheissoummanyhoo,heuh,hegaveushiscardandtoldustobringhimdownforthiscommercialhe'sauditioningJoey:(readingthecard)Whoa!Thisguyislikethebiggestcommercialcastingdirectorintown!(Rossgasps)Bentakesonelousywalkintheparkandgetsanaudition!!(RossandCarolstareathim,thenJoeyrealizeswhathejustsaid)Imean,waytogoBen!(GivesBenthethumbsup,whichBenreturns)Man!I'vebeeninthatparkamillionodluck!Goget'em!(Rachelexits)Phoebe:Okay,let'sdiscussRachel'sbirthdayIsaywethrowasurprisepartythisweekendJoey:Whoawhoa,butherbirthdayisn'tlikeforanothermonthPhoebe:Yeahbutifwethrowherapartyonherbirthday,thenit'snotasurpriseMonica:Ithinkit'sagreatideaYeah,wecouldhaveadinnerpartyandjustinviteherclosefriendsJoey:Ross!!We'rehavingasurprisepartyforRachel!!Ross:(fromthebathroom)Okay!!Joey:DonePhoebe:Okay,greatsodoyouwanttodoittogetherMonica:Iwouldlovetodoittogether!(Joeystartstogiggle)Joey:They'regonnadoittogetherChandler:Dude!That'smygirlfriend!Joey:What,soIgottashutitdownnowRoss:Allright,IgottatakeoffI'mpickingupBenthenwe'reofftothebigauditionMonica:It'sgonnabeweirdtowatchsomeactorpretendingtobeBen'sdadRoss:YeahChandler:Weirderthanwatchinghistwomomsmakeout(Monicanodsinagreement)Joey:WhoawhoadadThere'sadadinthecommercialRoss:YeahthedadandBeneatsoupandpretendtoenjoyitJoey:Whoa,hey,maybeI'llgodowntherewithyaandseeifIcangetanauditiontoplaythedadImeanwhobettertoplayBen'sfatherthanhisgodfatherRoss:You'renothisgodfatherJoey:What!Areyoukidding!Ross:(Pause)OfcourseIam!(Joeyisrelieved)Okay,let'sgogodfatherJoey:Allright!(AstheywalkouthemotionstoChandlerthatheisstillBen'sgodfather)Scene:Ben'saudition,Carol,Ross,andBenalongwithaboutmorefamiliesareinawaitingroomasJoeyentershappilyJoey:Hey!I'min,they'regonnaletmeaudition!Ross:ReallyThat'sgreat!Joey:Iknow!Iknow!Itturnsoutthatoneofthecastingladieshasactuallyseenmeinaplay,soIsteeredclearofher…Carol:(noticingakidwhohaspickedupacopyofVarietytoread)Hey,thatkidlooksfamiliarJoey:Ohyeah,yeah!He'sdonetonsofcommercialsI'veseenhiminlikeSugarSmacks,Playstation,andthatoneforthephonecompanyInfacthewassogoodinthatone,heactuallyconvincedmetoswitchphonecompaniesChandlerwasmad…Ross:Yeahwell,he'snotgonnagetthisoneBeniswaycuterthanthatkidImeanlookathim,lookatyou,(StartstowhinelikeababyandJoeyjustglaresathim)Joey:That'sgreatListen,wouldn'titbegreatthoughifIgottoplayBen'sdadRoss:Joey,youlooknothinglikeBenJoey:Ilookmorelikehimthanyoudo!(HewinksatCarol)Carol:Y'know,Idon'treallyknowyouwellenoughforyoutodothatScene:Rachel'snewjob,she'sinhernewboss'soffice(Kim's)andwiththeotherassistant(Nancy)Togetherthey'redecidingwhatclothestobuyorsomething,whoknows,let'sallwatchreadtofindoutKim:Soit'sdowntothesetwo,NancyIknowyoulikethisoneandIthinkIagreeRachel,whatdoyouthinkRachel:Wellumm,thatoneisprettybutuh,Ijust,Ijustlovethisfabric(Ontheotherone)SorryKim:Ohdon'tbesorry,that'spartofyourjobheretogiveyouropinionsandthenItakecreditforthemI'mkiddingNancy:Sheiskidding,butdon'teverdisagreewithheragainOkay,nowI'mkidding!Rachel:(laughingnervously)Oh,whatafunofficeKim:Idon'tknowwhichone,butIdoknowIneedacigaretteSowhatdoyousaywetakeabreak,wegooutside,andwe'llfigurethisoutwhenwecomeback(Theyallgetuptoleave)Kim:(atthedoor)RachelDoyousmokeRachel:Ohno,mydad'sadoctorandhewouldalwaystellmejusthorrorstories…(stopsandtriestochangedirections)…aboutghostsandgoblinswhototallysupportedtheprincess'srighttosmokeScene:MonicaandRachel's,RachelistellingChandlerandMonicaaboutherdayRachel:…andthentheycamebackfromsmokingandtheyhadmadeallofthedecisionswithoutme!Monica:Thatdoesn'tseemfairRachel:Iknow!It'slikeI'mbeingpunishedfornothavingthisdisgusting,poisoninghabit!Chandler:Yeah,itisthebestRachel:ImeanwhatifthiskeepshappeningY'know,they'llthey'llbeoutsidesmoking,makingallthedecisionsandI'lljustbeupinmyofficebreathingmystupidcleanair,y'knowAndthenwhenthedaycomeswhenKimwantstopromoteoneofus,whodoyouthinkshe'sgonnapickMeorSmokeySmokersonMonica:Rachel,youcangodownthere,youdon'thavetosmokeJustsayyouwannagetsomefreshairRachel:Yeah,IcandothatChandler:Yeah,oryoucandotheeasythingandsmokePhoebe:(entering)Hey!Monica:Hey!Phoebe:HeyRach,youwannagetsomecoffeeRachel:Iwouldloveto!Phoebe:Ohgood!Chandler:Yeah,IwannagotobabePhoebe:Ohgood(Theyallstartout)Phoebe:Ohwait,Ichangemymind!(Sheslamsthedooronthem)Okay,let'stalkabouttheparty!Ihavesomanyideas!(Holdsupacocktailnapkin)Monica:Yeah,metoo!(Runsandgrabsherringbinderofideas)Phoebe:Oh,lookatthatMonica:Allright,that'salittlesketchofthecake,ummsomesamplemenus,ummy'knowwhatIthoughtwewouldstartoutwithTuscanstylefingerfood,andformusic,here'sanalphabetizedlistofallmyCDs!I'vehighlightedtheonesthatwouldgoreallygoodwiththefoodPhoebe:WhathappenedtotheintimatedinnerpartyMonica:Oh,we'renotdoingthatOkay…Phoebe:Sowow,itlookslikeyoutookcareofeverythingThanksalot,cohostMonica:What!Ididn'ttakecareofeverything,there'sthere'splentyofthingsforyoutodo!Phoebe:LikewhatMonica:(Thinks)CupsPhoebe:CupsYou'regivingmecupsMonica:Andice!Phoebe:CupsandiceOoh,Igettobeinchargeofcupsandice(Thinksofsomething)AllrightFine,okay,Iwillbeinchargeofcupsandice!Monica:Waitaminute,Icangeticeattherestaurant…Phoebe:Igotit!Mine!Ross:(entering,downtrodden)HiMonica:Hey!How'dtheauditiongo!Ross:NotsogoodMonica:Waitaminute,areyoudoingJoey's(sadly)"Auditiondidn'tgosowell(Happily)Yeahitdid"Ross:(Pause)YeahIam!Yeah,Bengotasecondaudition!Joey:(alsodowntrodden)Yeah,IhadtoteachRossmybitbecauseIactuallydidn'tgetacallbackMonica:Yougotacallbacktoodidn'tyouJoey:(Happily)YeahIdid!Scene:Thesmoker'sbalcony,RachelisouttojoinKimandNancyKim:HeyRachel,whatareyoudoingouthereRachel:Ohwell,it'skindalonelyupthere,soIjustthoughtIwouldcomeouthereandgetsomefreshairKim:NancyandIweretalkingaboutthefallcollectionRachel:Ohgreat!Kim:Soanywaywereally…(SomeoneexhalesandRachelturnsandcoughs)Honey,we'rejustsmokingalloveryouNancy:Oh,sorry!Rachel:Ohthat'sokayKim:Nonono,we'llmoveyoujuststayrightthere(Theywalkaway)Nancy:SoanywayIsentthedesignsovertoRalphandhe'sveryexcitedaboutthelineKim:Ohthat'sgreat!Youarethebest!(Rachelgetsfedupandheadsovertoanothersmoker)Rachel:Excuseme,canI,canIbumoneofthose(Heholdsuphispack)Y'knowwhat,actually…(Shetakestheonehe'ssmokingandheadsovertowhereNancyandKimarestandingandlaughing)Okay,okay,okay,what'ssofunnyoverhereNancy:Ithoughtyoudidn'tsmokeRachel:Oh,Ithoughtyouguysmeantmarijuanacigarettes,y'knowY'knowwhatImean,likedubbiesAndIactually,Ithoughttomyself,"Wow,thoseguysarecrazy!"Butno,Iactuallysmoketheregularonesall,allthetimeKim:WegethighRachel:Oh,metooKim:I'mkiddingRachel:(Laughs)Oh,metooScene:BenandJoey's(Isn'tthatanicecream)callbackRoss:OhGod,thisissonervewracking!HowhowdoyoudothisJoey:Well,unfortunately,Idon'tgetmanycallbacksso…Carol:IsitagoodsignthattheyaskedustohangaroundaftertheauditionJoey:WhoknowsTheCastingDirector:(entering)Okayuh,wehavenarroweditdowntoRaymond,Ben,Kyle,andJoeyTherestofyou,thankyouverymuchRoss:Yes!!Iknewit!!(Tothepeoplewhodidn'tmakeit)Byebye!Solong!Later!Joey:Ohthisisgreat!ImightactuallygettoplayBen'sdad!Ross:Yeah!TheCastingDirector:Actually,thatcan'thappenYeahbecauseyouallhavesuchdifferentlooks,we'reputtingyouwithRaymondandKylewithBenSoit'llbeeitheryoutwo(PointstoJoeyandRaymond)oryoutwo(PointstoKyleandBen)(Exits)Joey:Man,thisisgonnabekindaweirdRoss:Yeah,itisKyle:YeahIt'sgonnabeweirdRoss:No,wewe'regonnabelikebestfriends,that'swhyit'sgonnabeweirdKyle:Oh,oh,IthoughtwewerejusttalkingCommercialBreakScene:ChandlerandJoey's,RossandChandleraretalkingPhoebe:(entering,carryingtwogarbagebags)Hey!RossandChandler:Hi!Phoebe:IsitokayifIleavethisstuffhere'tilRachel'sbirthdaypartyChandler:AhsureWhat'sin'emPhoebe:Umm,cupsChandler:Ohgood,becauseuhwegotRachelgallonsofwaterRoss:Seriouslythat'salotofcupsPhoebe:Yeahwell,that's'causeMonicaputmeinchargeofcupsandice,andMonicaisgonnaruethedaythatsheputmeinchargeofcupsandiceChandler:Y'knowIruedthedayonce…didn'tgetawholelotelsedonePhoebe:Okay,timetobringuptherestofthecups(ShegoesandopensthedoortoJoey)Oh,hiJoey!Joey:HeyPheebs!(Totheguys)Hey!Ross:Hey!Joey:Rossgood,I'muhgladyou'rehereIwannatalktoyouaboutsomethingRoss:What'supJoey:Well,I'vebeenthinkingaboutthiswholecommercialthing,y'knowmegoingupagainstBen,thetwoofuscompeting,andthatcan'tleadtoanythinggoodSo,IthinkI'mjustgonnastepasideI'mgonnatellthemthatIwon'tauditionRoss:Wow,uh,Joeythat'sthat'sgreatThanksmanJoey:That'sitYou'reyou'regonnaletmedothis!Thisthisismycareerwe'retalkingabouthere!Ross:Well,youjust…Joey:Ijustsaidthatsoyouwouldn'tletBendoit!LookRoss,ifanyoneshouldstepasideitshouldbeBen!Ross:What!Joey:WhatChandler!Tell'em!Chandler:(shocked)WellImean,letmegetthedoorfirst(Goesandopensthedoor)Oh,hi!Noone(Exits)Ross:WhyshouldBenstepasideItwashisauditioninthefirstplace!Youyoujusttaggedalong!You'reliketheuh,tagalongdadJoey:AtleastIcareabouthisfeelings!Ross:What!Joey:Doyouknowhowhardthisisgonnabeonhimwhenhedoesn’tgetitRoss:Andwhywouldn'thegetitJoey:Oh,comeon!Haveyouseenwhatmykidcando!Huh!Imeanhedialsphones!Heheheeatstortillachips!Heheplayssoccerwiththecartoontiger!Ross:AreyousayingyourkideatssoupbetterthanmykidJoey:Youjustgivehimaspoonbaby!Ross:OhyeahIguesswe'lljustsee!Joey:Yeah!BecausethiscommercialbelongstomeandMitch!Ross:You'rekid'snameisRaymond!Joey:Yeah!So'syours!Scene:CentralPerk,ChandlerandMonicaarethereasRachelentersMonica:(ToRachel)HowdidworkgoRachel:Ohitwasgreat!Itwasgreat!Iwentdowntherejustlikeyousaid,y'knowAndwetalkedbusinessKimtotallytookmyopinionsMonica:Youstink!Rachel:Thanks!Monica:No,I'mI'mserious!Rachel:Wellwellthat's'causeIwentdownthereandtheywereallsmokingThisisactuallythesmellofsuccessChandler:Okay,there'ssomethingdifferentthoughOhmyGod!Yousmoked!Rachel:Ididnot!Chandler:Yesyoudid!Youlookhappyandsickyousmoked!Rachel:Allright,fine!ButIhadtoo!Ihadtodoitformycareer!Chandler:IwishIhadsmokedformycareer…Monica:That'ssogross!Rachel:Nowell,noit'snotthatbad,y'knowImeanyeah,mytonguefeelsalittlefuzzyandthesefingerssortofsmell,IactuallyfeellikeIcanthrowupChandler:Okay,butyougottapushpastthisbecauseitisabouttogetsogood!Monica:Chandler!Ihavetotellyou,yousmellsosmokeyIhavetogetupI'mnotkidding(She'snotshestandsandwalksawayChandlermovescloser)Chandler:Ithinkyousmellgreat!(Hesniffshershoulder)Scene:Thesmoker'sbalcony,Rachel,Kim,andNancyareallpuffingawayontheircancersticksKim:So,we'redecided,noonplaid,yesonpinkNancy:Absolutely!Rachel:Iamsoonboard!(Shethrowsawayherrecentlylitcigarette)Kim:Racheldidn'tyoujustlightthatRachel:Yeah,Idid,buty'knowwhatIamreally,reallytryingtocutback,y'know(Laughs)Goodluck,RachNancy:I'veactuallybeenthinkingaboutquittinglatelyKim:Ohsure,everySundaynightI'mtellingmyselfI'mquittingbuteveryMondaymorningit'slike(Mimicschainsmoking)Nancy:Tellmeaboutit!Rachel:Wellthenlet'sjustquit!We'lljustquit!Let'sallquit!Kim:ItdoessoundappealingNancy:Oh,InevercoulddoitRachel:OhbutyoucouldYoucanAbsolutely!Wecanhelpeachotherout!Wecangetwhatarethosethosepatches!WecouldbelikethePatchSisters!Kim:Ohy'know,wereallyshouldquitOkay,let'squit!Rachel:Yes!Great!Givemethosecigs!Giveit!Giveit!(Shegrabstheircigarettesandlightersandthrowstheminthetrash)Kim:Mylatehusbandgavemethatlighter(Rachellaughs)I'mnotkiddingRachel:Okaythen!(ShestartsrummagingthroughthetrashtofindKim'slighter)Scene:JoeyandBen'saudition,Joeyisrehearsinghislines,uhcorrection,JoeyisrehearsinghislineJoey:Hmmm,soup!(Triesagain)Hmmsoup!(Triesagain,withalittlecavemanthrownin)Hmm,soup!Carol:Joey,Rossisgonnabehereanysecond,wouldyoumindwatchingBenformewhileIusetheladies'roomJoey:Ohyeah,noproblemCarol:Thanks(Exits)Joey:(goesovertoBen)HiBen!SoyouwannabeanactorhuhIgottatellya,it'snopicnicThere'stonsofrejectionNostabilityOnedayyou'reDrDrakeRemoray,thenextdayyou'reeatingketchuprightoutofthebottleRoss:(entering,angrily)Joey!Joey:(angrily)Ross!Ross:(angrily)Ben!(Pause)(Happily)Imean,Ben!Ben!TheCastingDirector:(entering)Okay,Raymond,Joeyyou'reup(RaymondandJoeygointheoffice)Joey:Hi!TheCastingDirector:Okay,uhwell,let'stryoneWheneveryouguysareready(Somedudeputsdownacouplebowlsofsoupinfrontofthem)Joey:UhohTheCastingDirector:IsthereaproblemJoey:Wellthisisnoodlesoupanduh,I'vebeenworkingwithtomatoButthat'sokay,noproblemNoproblemHmm,noodlesoupTheCastingDirector:Y'know,that'sthat'sfine,butthelineis,"Hmm,soup"Joey:Oh,whatdidIsayTheCastingDirector:Hmm,noodlesoupJoey:How'sthatdifferent(Shelooksathimuntilhegetsit)Oh!Yeah!TheCastingDirector:Allright,let'stryone(RaymondandJoeybotheataspoonfulandJoeyturnstoRaymondandsays…)Joey:Hmm,noodlesoupTheCastingDirector:OkayLet'sdoitagainJoey:Okay(Theydoitagain)Joey:Hmm,soup(Pause)Imean,noodlesoupImeansoup!Raymond:COMEON!!!!TheCastingDirector:Y'knowwhatWeneedtomoveonJoey:No!No!IIcandoitonemoretime!SeeLook!(Eatsanotherspoonful)Hmm,noodlesoupDamnit!(Stormsout)Scene:Thesmoker'sbalcony,KimandNancyarecheatingandarecaughtbyRachelRachel:Hey!Heyheyhey!!Kim:Uhoh,busted!Rachel:Comeonyouguys!Whataredoing!Ithoughtwewerethepatchsisters!Kim:YeahThatdidn'tworkoutNancy:Rachelwetriedtoquit,butitwastoohard!Rachel:Welly'knowifyou,ifyoustartedsmokingagainyoucould'veatleasttoldme!Comeon,givemeoneofthose!WhatarewetalkingaboutKim:NoNo!You'redoinggreat!Don’tyougiveup!That'swhywedidn'ttellyouandwe'renotgonnadragyoudownwithusRachel:Ohwait,nonono!DragmedownDragdragmedownKim:ForgetitRachel!We'rebothsoproudofhowwellyou'redoingI'mnotgonnaletyoublowitInfact,ifIcatchyouwithacigarette,you'refiredSogoon,getoutofhere!Goon,Idon'twantyoubreathingthisstuff!Goon!Rachel:Okay(Startstowalkaway)Kim:(toNancy)So,okay!Soyou'llcomewithmeontheParistripRachel:(hearingthat)Ohman!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Rachel'ssurprisepartyTheapartmentisfestoonedwithcupsTherearecupseverywhere!Cupcenterpiece,cupgarland,etc,etcPhoebe:(ToChandler)Checkitout!Cuphat!(Pointstoherhat)Cupbanner!Cupchandelier!Andthethingthatstarteditall,thecup!(Holdsupone)Chandler:Greatjobwiththecups,Pheebs!Monica:(overhearingthat)Whydon'tyoujustgooutwithher!(Chandlerstartstofollowherintothekitchen)Phoebe:(followinghim)Anddidyounoticetheice(Gesturestohugebucketsoficeonthetable)Look!Wehaveitall!Wehavecrushed!Cubed!Anddry!Watch!(Pourssomewaterontothedryice,causingittoevaporatesmoke)Ahhh!Mystical!Chandler:Awesome!Monica:Chandler!Everyonenoone'seatingmyTuscanfingerfood'causethey'reallfillinguponPhoebe'ssnowcones!Chandler:Therearesnowcones!(Monicaglaresathim)Snowcones!Yuck!Monica:Y'know…go!Go!Rightthere!(Points)Chandler:Thankyou!Thankyou!(Runstothesnowconemachine)(Rachelenters)Phoebe:(noticingher)Oh,look!Look!Look!All:Surprise!!Rachel:What!What!Mybirthday'snotforanothermonth!Monica:That'sthesurprise!Rachel:OhmyGod!Youguysthisissogreat!Imeanit'ssounexpected!ImeanChandler'sbirthdayisevenbeforemine!(EveryonestopsandlooksatChandler,who'snodding)All:Surprise!Rachel:Wow!Thisisgreat!Lookatallthesecups!ThisissoweirdPhoebe:IwasinchargeofcupsRachel:Oh,okay,notsoweirdCuttoanotherpartoftheroom,RossisgoingtotalktoJoeyRoss:Hey!Joey:HeyRoss:Listenman,uh,I'msorrytheauditiondidn'tgosowellJoey:Yeahright!(Getsupforarefilltohissnowcone)Ross:Noreally,IIam!Ifeelbad!Joey:YeahWelllookRoss,youdon'thavetoOkayIt'snotyourfaultIsuckImeanwhatkindofanactorcan'tevensay,"Hmm,noodlesoup"(Nodshisheadindisgust)Ross:Yeahy'knowwhatMaybemaybeyoudidn'tmessupyourauditionbecauseyousuck,maybeyoumessedupbecauseyoucaremoreaboutuh,yourgodsonJoey:WhatyoudomeanRoss:Ithink,subconsciously…Joey:Waitwhoawhoa,youlostmeRoss:(pause)Ithinkonsomelevel,youyousabotagedyourownauditionsothatBenwouldgetthepartJoey:Well,you'rewaysoundsalotbetterthanmine(Thinksaboutit)YeahYeah!It'snotthatI'mabadactor…Ross:No!Joey:No,it'sjustah,IcaresodamnmuchaboutlittleBenthatuh,itwasmoreimportanttoseehimsucceedRoss:ThereyougoThankyou!Joey:Thankyou!So,diddidhegetitRoss:NoJoey:Eh,whatareyougonnadoEndingCreditsScene:Thesmoker'sbalcony,KimandNancyareoutsmokingasChandlerstickshisheadoutthedoorChandler:(toKimandNancy)Oh,hi!Excuseme,isuhRachelGreenhereIwassupposedtomeetherforlunchKim:Oh,shedoesn'tcomedownhereanymoreYoucanfindherupontenChandler:Okay,great(KimexhalesandChandlerstaresatitlongingly)Kim:(toNancy)Sowetalkedaboutthe(Chandlersneaksclosertohercigarette)wholepresentationyesterdayatlunch(Closer)andhewonderedifonepersonwouldbeenough(Closer)togetatakeonthetrip(Stillcloser)andIsaid,"Yeah,absolutely!"(She'sinterruptedbyChandlerwhohasreachedhisgoalandtakesadragfromhercancerstick)Chandler:I'llcatchyouguyslater(Exits)End瑞秋开始吸烟抽一张牌好。记清楚是哪一张记住了吗?好了是这张牌吧?是的嘿各位知道吗?班要拍电视广告了什么?还没确定我们在公园里碰到一个人他觉得班很可爱班的确可爱他给了我们名片叫我们带班去试镜他是城里最有名的广告导演!班在公园里难看地走一走就能去试镜上啊班!我去公园几千次了却没人看上我是挺扯的班只是在荡秋千我从来都是在荡秋千!我有哪点做错?就是那一点上班去咯。祝我好运吧祝好运既然你到RalphLaure上班给我搞几件衬衣如何?上班第一天就偷东西是否太嚣张?居然不想顺手牵羊有趣就算有免费礼物也是送给我好各位祝我好运吧去吧!好好干瑞秋的生日怎么庆祝?周末搞个惊喜派对如何?但是她下个月才过生日到了正日子再开派对有什么惊喜可言太好啦!我们可以办一个餐会只请她最亲密的朋友罗斯!我们要给瑞秋开个惊喜派对好呀!说定了我们一起搞这个派对怎样?我喜欢和你一起搞!她们准备一起搞伙计她是我的女朋友!难道要我阻止她们?我要出发了我去接班参加试镜由演员来扮演班的爸爸一定很怪比他有两个妈妈还奇怪?什么爸爸这个广告里还有个爸爸?对“爸爸”和班一起喝汤假装很享受的样子我跟你们一起去面试争取演“爸爸”的角色!还有谁、比班的教父更适合演他爸爸吗?你才不是他的教父什么你开玩笑当然啦!走吧,他教父走!他们答应让我试镜!真的?太好啦!有个女导演见过我演戏所以我就从她下手嘿那个小孩真面熟对!他是拍广告的老手了!拍过糖果广告、游戏机广告还给电讯公司代过言他演得真好完全打动了我我还换了电讯公司钱德还很生气这次他没戏班比他可爱多了我是说看看他看你多乖很好我如果能演班的爸爸不是很棒吗你跟班一点也不像我比你更像班我跟你可没熟到那个程度那就是这两个里面二选一了南希我知道你喜欢这种我也喜欢它。瑞秋你说呢?哦那种是很漂亮但我更喜欢这个的质感抱歉没什么好抱歉的你的职责之一就是多出好点子让我拿去邀功我说笑的她说笑的不过下次别再跟她有不同意见了我也在说笑!有趣的办公室真不知道怎么选我得抽根烟我们休息一下出去整理一下思绪回来再决定选哪件。瑞秋你抽烟吗?不了。我爸是医生他老是危言耸听说什么妖魔鬼怪都赞成公主抽烟她们抽完烟回来把决定都作完了!一点没考虑我的意见!那不公平就是嘛难道就因为我没有抽烟这个讨厌的、有害的习惯就该受罚?该罚要是一直这么糟糕可怎么办?她们总在抽烟时作出所有的决定我却呆在自己的办公室里吸我笨蛋的清新空气以后当Kim想提拔下属你说她会选谁?我还是那个大烟抢?你可以跟出去而不抽烟就说你想呼吸新鲜空气对或者更简单点你可以跟去抽烟去喝咖啡吗?喔很好我也去噢好喔我改变主意了我们来筹办派对吧我想了很多点子我也是!噢看这是蛋糕的草图菜单样品我提供果品和小吃而音乐方面这是我的CD清单按字母排序我把开胃的音乐标出来了不是说好亲密朋友的小餐会而已?计划有变万事具备啦多谢你合作伙伴没有啊我还留了很多工作需要你来搞定例如呢?杯子你让我管杯子?还有冰杯子和冰?我负责杯子和冰?好吧。我就负责杯子和冰等一下,我可以从餐厅拿些冰回来别跟我抢!试镜结果如何?砸锅了你是说乔伊表现不理想吧?你成功了?对我成功了!对班获得了复试机会是我让罗斯那样沮丧我失败了你也可以参加复试对吧?对我成功了!瑞秋你来这里做什么?里面怪寂寞的所以我出来呼吸清新空气我们在谈秋季时装噢很好我们非常抱歉。我们把烟都喷到你身上了没关系我们走开点。你留在那里吧我把设计交给大老板他非常欣赏真棒你最厉害!不好意思我来一根可以吗?就这根好了。。。什么事这么有趣啊?我以为你不抽烟我原以为你们是吸大麻知道我的意思吗像瘾君子那样我还以为你们那么疯呢普通香烟我一直爱抽好兴奋!我也是我说笑的我也是天啊!等待结果真是一种折磨!你怎么应付的?不幸得很通常我都落选所以他们叫我们留下来等结果是好兆头吗?你问我、我问谁请雷蒙德、班、凯尔和乔伊留下来参加决赛。其余人请回多谢配合哈!我就知道会赢!再见再见了下次见太好了!我也许有机会演班的爸爸那不可能你们长得一点都不像你和雷蒙德一组凯尔和班一组最终要么是你们俩要么是你们俩那太怪了就是就是是很怪不。我们是最好的朋友所以才觉得这种安排不爽哦我只是附和你们而已我把这些东西寄放在你这里一直到瑞秋的生日会。怎么样?当然可以。那里面是什么?杯子瑞秋要喝水我们就给她海洋?这里杯子可真多是莫妮卡叫我分管杯子和冰块我要让她后悔莫及我曾因为她交代的事没做完而后悔莫及好,我去把剩余的杯子也拿来嗨,乔伊嗨罗斯,很高兴你在我想跟你谈谈怎么了?我一直在想广告的事我和班我们两个竞争谁赢了都不会开心我想退出我会告诉他们我不去试镜了乔伊那太好了谢谢你伙计什么?你竟忍心让我退出?我们讨论的可是我的事业!不是你说我是说你该让班退出谁该退出?班该退出!什么钱德,你给他解释哦我先去应门嗨莫须有先生!班干嘛要退出?班平生第一次参加试镜你却要拖他后腿你这个“拖后腿爸爸”!至少我懂得关心他的感受!什么?他如果落选你知道他会多难受吗?他怎么可能落选得了吧!你没看到我“儿子”多能耐吗?他会拨电话、吃玉米饼还会跟卡通老虎踢足球!你“儿子”比我儿子会喝汤?你的遗传毕竟有限伙计是吗咱们走着瞧!好!这个广告铁定是我和米奇的!你的儿子叫雷蒙德是吗?你的也是!工作怎样了?很好我照你说的办跟了她们出去。我们谈公事Kim采纳了我的意见厉害谢谢我是说你臭得厉害那是因为我过去的时候她们正在吞云吐雾这其实是我凯旋的味道我还是觉得怪怪的天啊!你抽烟了!我没抽你抽了。你看来快乐而病态你抽烟了!好吧!但我是不得已!我为了事业而牺牲我也希望为了事业而做这种牺牲恶心!也不是那么糟啦没错我舌头有点打结手指也有气味我想吐你能克服这种感觉然后就舒服了受不了你的烟味!我要走了!我说真的我觉得你很香决定了?不要格子花呢要粉红那种当然我完全同意!你不是刚刚才点上烟吗?是呀但我最近在打算戒烟祝好运瑞秋我最近一直都想戒烟每个周末夜我都发誓要戒烟一到星期一早上我又故态复萌是吗?我们都戒烟吧这主意不错我肯定戒不掉你能行的。一定行我们互相帮助我们都用戒烟贴片我们组织一个戒烟贴片姐妹会我们真的该戒烟。好说戒就戒!太好了!把烟都给我。来!扔掉!行了那火机是我现任丈夫送我的我可不是开玩笑好吧好“恩~~~汤”罗斯马上来了。你能帮我看着班吗我去洗手间没问题谢谢小班班你想当演员?我可告诉你这一行可不像搞野餐经常落选而且一点也不稳定今天你可能演大医生明天就可能去要饭乔伊!罗斯!班!我是说,班班雷蒙德、乔伊到你们了好我们来试试你们准备好就开始有问题吗?哎这是面汤我一直在练喝番茄汤但没关系没问题恩~~~面汤好的但台词是:“恩~~~汤”那我说的是?你说的是“恩~~~面汤”有分别吗?哦明白了好开拍“恩~~~”“~~~面汤”重拍“恩~~~”“汤哦我是说面汤应该是汤!”受不了!下一对别!再给我一次机会!看着“恩~~~面汤”见鬼!糟了!你在做什么?我们不是一起戒烟吗?戒烟贴片不起作用我们想戒掉但太难了就算你们想再抽至少跟我说一声啊给我一根烟。聊到哪儿了?你戒烟很成功别放弃!我们不告诉你也就是因为不想拖你下水别这样拖我下水好了我们为你的戒烟壮举而骄傲我不准你再吸烟。抓到你抽烟就解雇你走远点我不想让你闻到烟味好你陪我去一趟巴黎天啊看!杯型帽子杯子旗帜杯状灯饰还有我本该找的杯子!找杯子你可真在行!那你跟她好得了你注意到那些冰吗?看!我们应有尽有有刨冰、方冰还有干冰看!真神奇厉害没有人吃我的东西他们都在吃她的冰激凌有冰激凌吗?要吃就去拿谢谢!谢谢!惊喜吧?什么?我下个月才过生日呀所以才叫惊喜啊噢天各位!真太棒了!真意外钱德的生日不是比我早吗好吃惊!真棒这么多杯子好奇怪我负责杯子也不是很奇怪我很抱歉试镜不顺利是啊你很抱歉真的乔伊我很难过罗斯你不必难过我笨又不是你的错还演员呢一句台词都讲不好不就是”恩面汤”吗你表现差也许不是因为你笨而是因为你关心你的教子你什么意思?下意识你在让他听不懂就是说你故意演砸以便给班一个机会你这么说我听起来好受多了我并非糟糕透顶的演员我只是太关心小班了他的成功对我来说更重要就是,谢谢你谢谢你他成功了吗?没有。那没办法请问瑞秋在吗?她约我午饭时间过来她走了。请到楼找她好昨天午饭时我们谈到展示会他说不知道一个人是否够用我说”当然够了”!呆会见
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