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首页 1013 The One Where Joey Speaks French

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1013 The One Where Joey Speaks …

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TheOneWhereJoeySpeaksFrenchScene:CentralPerkEveryone'ssittingonthecouchandPhoebeentersPhoebe:HiAll:Hey!Hi!Rachel:HowwasthehoneymoonPhoebeOh,incredible!Oh!Champagne,candlelitdinners,moonlightwalksonthebeach,itwassoooromantic!Rachel:Oh!Chandler:So,where'sMikePhoebe:Oh,he'satthedoctor,hedidn'tpoopthewholetimewewerethere!Joey:Wellanyway,I'mgladyou'reback,IreallyneedyourhelpPhoebe:Oh,whyWhat'supJoey:IhaveanauditionforthisplayandforsomeofitIhavetospeakFrenchWhich,accordingtomyrésumé,I'mfluentinRoss:Joey,youshouldn'tlieonyourrésuméMonica:Yeah,youreallyshouldn't(toRoss,sarcastically)Bytheway,howwasthatyearlongdiginCairoRoss:(whispering)ItwasokRachel:IdidnotknowyouspokeFrenchPhoebe:Oui,biensurjeparleFranais!Qu'estcequetupensesalorsRachel:Ohyou'resosexy!Joey:Well,so,willyouhelpmeIreallywannabeinthisplayPhoebe:Sure!Toutleplaisirestpourmoi,monamiRachel:Seriouslystopit,orI'mgonnajumponyaOPENINGCREDITSScene:MonicaandChandler'sapartmentChandler:HeyMonica:HeyChandler:WhyareyouwearingmyapronMonica:I'mchel:RossRoss:No,no,no,I'msureyouhaveagreatexcuse,whwasitahairappointment,amanipediorwasthereasaleatBarney'sRachel:Myfatherhadanheartattack(crying)whileIwasatBarney’sRoss:OhmyGodMonica:HoneyChandler:I'msosorryRoss:IsisheokRachel:Yeah,theysaidhe'sgonnabefine,buthe'sstillheavilysedatedRoss:Ok,okI'mgonnacomeouttoLongIslandwithyou,Imean,youcan'tbealonerightnowRachel:No,comeon,I'mtotallyok(hugginghim)Idon'tneedyoutocome!IcantotallyhandlethisonmyownRoss:Stillstill,letmecomeformeRachel:OkIfyoureallyneedtoRoss:IbetsomeonecoulduseoneofMonica'sfreshlybakedcookiesRachel:Oh,IreallycouldRoss:Oh!Rachel:Ohh(RossmouthsHAHAatMonicaandtakestwocookiesandshelooksathimangrily)Scene:CentralPerkPhoebe'stryingtoteachJoeyFrench,soshe'ssittinginfrontofhimwiththescriptinherhandsPhoebe:Allright,itseemsprettysimpleYourfirstlineis"MynameisClaude",so,justrepeatafterme"Jem'appelleClaude"Joey:JedecoupClowPhoebe:Well,justlet'stryitagainJoey:OkPhoebe:Jem'appelleClaudeJoey:JedeplimbluePhoebe:UhIt'snotquitewhatI'msayingJoey:ReallyItsoundsexactlythesametomePhoebe:Itdoes,reallyJoey:YeahPhoebe:Allright,letjusttryitagainReallylistenJoey:GotitPhoebe:(slowly)Jem'appelleClaudeJoey:JeteflouppeFliPhoebe:Oh,monDieu!Joey:Oh,defuff!Monica:(enteringwithEricaandChandler)HeyyouguysPhoebe:Hi!Joey:HeyMonica:IwantyoutomeetsomeonereallyspecialPhoebe,thisisEricaAndthisisthebaby!Phoebe:Oh!Monica:JoeyErica,baby!Joey:HiMonica:EveryoneErica,baby!Chandler:MonicaCalm,selfErica:ThankyouIt'sreallynicetomeetyouguys,Ican'tbelieveI'mhere!Joey:WelcometoNewYorkCity!OrshouldIsay"ghedeuflooffNewYorkCity"Chandler:WhywouldyousaythatPhoebe:OkWhatareyougonnabedoingtodayErica:Iwannaseeeverything!TimesSquare,ConeyIsland,RockefellerCenterJoey:Oh,youknowwhatyoushoulddoYoushouldwalkallthewayatthetopofStatueofLibertyErica:Ohyeah,let'sdothat!Chandler:Great!(toMonica)Thisbaby'dbetterbereallygoodScene:HospitalRachel:(stoppinganursewho'scomingoutofaroom)Oh,uhm,excuseme,I'mheretoseemyfatherMynameisRachelGreenRoss:AndI'mDoctorRossGellerRachel:Ross,please,thisisahospital,okThatactuallymeanssomethinghereRachel:CansomebodypleasegoinNurse:AbsolutelyRoss:Rach,IthinkI'mgonnawaitouthere,becausemythroatisfeelingalittlescratchy,Idon'twanttoinfecthimRachel:Ross,please,don'tbesoscaredofhim!Ross:I'mnotscaredofhim,I'mreallysick!Nurse:He'sundersedation,sohe'sprettymuchoutRoss:I'mfeelingbetterRachel:Oh!(TheyenterRachelseeshisfather,lyingonabed,withtubes,dripandeverything)Oh!OhmyGod!Ohhh,ohhh,wow,thatearandnosehairtrimmerIgothimwasjustmoneydownthedrain,huhNurse:MissGreen,yourfather'sdoctorisonthephoneifyou'dliketospeaktohimRachel:Oh,great,AreyougonnabeokRoss:He'sunconscious,Ithinkwe'llbejustfine!Rachel(leaving):Ok(RossgoesintotheroomwhereDrGreenislayingunconsciousHeturnsontheTV,putshisfeetonthebedandstartswatchingadinosaurmoviewherethedinosauriscaughtbytwocowboysDrGellerawakes)Ross:DidtheTVwakeyouDrGreen:No,whenyouputyourfeetupinmybed,youtuggedonmycatheterRoss:OuchyDrGreen:Whatareyoudoinghere,GellerRoss:Well,IcamewithRachel,whoshouldbebackanysecond!(pause)Sowhat'snewDrGreen:Ooh,IhavealittleheartattackRoss:Right,isitpainfulDrGreen:What,theheartattackorsittingheretalkingtoyouRoss(hebuzzesforthenurse)Let'sseeifwecangetthatRachelbackhereDrGreen:Sowhat'snewwithyou,uh,knockedupanymoreofmydaughterslatelyRoss:Nope,justtheoneRACH!Scene:Joey'sapartmentPhoebeistryingtoteachJoeyFrenchPhoebe:Jem'appelleClaudeJoey:Jedocallblue!Phoebe:Noooo!Ok,maybeifwejustbreakitdownOk,let'stryatonesyllableatatimeOkSorepeatafterme"je"Joey:jePhoebe:m'apJoey:mahPhoebe:pelleJoey:pelPhoebe:Great,okfaster!"je"Joey:jePhoebe:m'apJoey:mahPhoebe:pelleJoey:pelPhoebe:Jem'appelle!Joey:Mepoohpooh!Phoebe:Ok,it'stoohard,Ican'tteachyou!Joey:WhatareyoudoingPhoebe:I,IhavetogobeforeIputyourheadthroughawall(sheleaves)Joey:(hegoesoutcallingher)Don'tmove!Don'tgo!Ineedyou!Myauditionistomorrow!Shahblueblah!Melahpeeh!Ombrah!(hegivesup)PoohScene:Green'smansionRachel'sRoomRachel'siscombingherhairRoss'scomingintotheroomRoss:Hey!Rachel:Hi!Ross:Iw!sgonnamakeussomedinnerbutallIfoundinyourdad'sfridgewasbaconandheavycream(pause)IthinkwesolvedthemysteryoftheheartattackRachel:Uh(pause)DidyoucallyourparentsRoss:Oh,yeahEmma'sdoinggreatRachel:OhgoodRoss:WowRachel:WhatRoss:Justcan'tbelieveI'minRachelGreen'sroomRachel:WhatdoyoumeanYou'vebeeninmyroombefore!Ross:Yeah,sure,right!LikeI'veeverbeeninRachelGreen'sroomRachel:OkIgottatellya,it'sreallyweirdwhenyouusemywholenameRoss:Sorry(Rachelsitsonherbed)YouokRachel:YeahRoss:Youhadaroughday,uhRachel:Yeah,justsoweirdseeinghimlikethat,youknowImeanheisadoctor,youdon'texpectdoctorstogetsick!Ross:Butwedo!(pause)It'sgonnabeok,Rach!Rachel:(she'ssad)OwIdon'twanthimtowakeupalone!Ishouldgotothehospital!Ross:WhatNo,no!Hey,hey,heylookRachel:WhatRoss:Theygavehimalotofmedication,okHewouldn'tevenknowifyouwerethereLook,we'llgoseehimfirstthinginthemorning,okRachel:Really,Ishouldn'tfeelguiltyRoss:No,God!Hey,Rach,you'vebeenanamazingdaughter,okRightnowyoujustneedtogetsomerestRachel:Ok,maybeyou'rerightRoss:(hekissesheronherforehead)GoodnightRachel:Wait,wait,wait,waitWouldyoustayherewithmeforalittlewhileRoss:Sure!Rachel:Ok(ShesitsonthebedandRosssitsnearher)<i>ThankyouforcomingwithmetodayRoss:Oh,ofcourseRachel:RachelGreenisveryhappyyou'reinherroom!Ross:MetooComehere(Theyhug)Rachel:Ijustdon'twanttobealonetonightRoss:Ok,well,uh,Icanmaybegrabasleepingbag,or(There'soneofthosemomentsThey'restaringateachother,noworduttered,andthensheleanstowardhiminordertokisshim,butheducksandavoidshermorethanonce)Oh,oh(hethenhugsherandwhenshetriestokisshimagain,hestandsupandshefallsdownonthebed)No,Rach!I'msorry,Ijustdon'tthinkthis,this,thisisagoodideaRachel:Wait,wewon'tknowthatuntilwedoit,willweRoss:No,look,uhYouareupsetaboutyourfatherandyou'refeelingvulnerableandIjustdon'tfeelitwouldberight,I'dfeellikeI'dbe,youknow,takingadvantageofyouRachel:TakingadvantageI'mgivingyoutheadvantage,enjoy!Ross:Look,I'msureitwouldbegreat,butIIthinkoneofushastobethinkingclearly,so,I'mgonnago!Rachel:WowOkRoss:I'llseeyouinthemorning(heleaves)Rachel:Mhmmh!Ross:(outsideherroom,talkingby(imself)Haven'thadsexinfourmonths,Ishouldgetamedalforthat!Scene:Monica'sapartmentMonicaandEricahavejustarrivedErica:ThankssomuchfortakingmetoallthoseplacesIhadagreattimeMonica:Oh,I'mgladListen,IwanttoapologizeaboutChandler,thoughIjustdidnotseethiscomingChandler:(enterstheroomwearingan"IloveNewYork"tshirt,a"StatueofLiberty"hatandcarryingbags)NewYorkisawesome!Monica:WhatiswithyouChandler:Yeah,I'vebeentotheseplacesbefore,butI'veneverreallyseenthem,youknowMonica:Yeah,youmissalot,whenyou'remooingErica:ThankssomuchforshowingmearoundMonica:Oh!ItwasourpleasureWearesomuchenjoyinggettingtoknowyouErica:Well,ifthereisanythingelseyouwannaknow(MonicaandChandlerlookateachother)Chandler:Oh,uhm,okay,uhm,doyoumindifweaskyousomequestionsaboutthefatherErica:Oh,sureYeah,well,hewasmyhighschoolboyfriendCaptainofthefootballteam,reallycuteandhegotascholarshipandwentofftocollege(MonicaandChandleraresmilingfromeartoear)Chandler:That'sgreatErica:Yeahit'salmostdefinitelyhim(MonicaandChandlerlookconfusednow)Monica:How'sthatnowErica:Well,thereisachanceit'sanotherguyImean,Ihaveonlyeverbeenwithtwoguys,buttheysortaoverlappedChandler:So,whatdoestheotherguydoDoeshegotocollegetooErica:No,he'sinprison(MoreshockedlooksfromMonicaandChandler)Monica:Washefalselyaccusedofsomething(Theylookhopeful)Erica:Nohekilledhisfatherwithashovel(MonicaandChandler'sjawsdrop)Butotherthanthat,he'sagreatguyChandler:I'llbethisdaddoesn'tthinkso(TimelapseChandlerandMonicaareinbednow)Monica:AreyouawakeChandler:OfcourseI'mawakeAssumefromnowonthatI'malwaysawake!(Heturnsthelighton)Monica:Alright,wedon'tknowthatit'shimImean,itcouldbethefootballguyChandler:Honey,it'susOfcourseit'stheshovelkillerMonica:Alright,letssaythatitishim,wouldwenotwantthebabyNo!WouldwetreathimanydifferentlyChandler:I'dkeepaneyeonhim!WehavetofindoutwhichonethefatherisMonica:HowChandler:Idunno,aren'ttheretestsforthesethings,rightMonica:Yeah,butmaybewe'rejustoverreactingChandler:Pff,easyforyoutosay,he'safatherkillerHeprobablyloveshimmommyHe'sprobablygotatattoothatsays"mom"onhisshovelwieldingarm!Scene:Joey'sapartmentHeissittingonthebarcaloungerholdingaFrenchstudybookandlisteningtoaFrenchlearningtapeTape:WewillnowcountfromonetofiveUn,deux,trois,quatre,cinqJoey:Huh,un,blu,bla,flu,flenk!Tape:GoodjobJoey:Thankyou(Phoebeenters)Phoebe:HeyJoeyJoey:Hey!Phoebe:Listen,IfeelreallybadlyaboutyesterdayandIthoughtaboutitalotand,andIknow,IwastooimpatientSOletstryitagainJoey:Oh,no,that'sokay,Idon'tneedyourhelpIworkedonitmyselfandIgottasay,Iamprettygood!Phoebe:Really,canIhearsomeofitJoey:Sure,sureOk,(clearshisthroatandstartstoreadfromhisscriptHestartstalkinginafakeFrenchaccent,makinggestureswithhishands)"Bleudelableu,delablublableu"(Phoebelooksastonished,annoyedanddisgusted,Joeyseemsveryproudthough)SeePhoebe:Well,you'renot,(shetriestosmileandcontainheranger,butlosesit)You'renotyou'renotagain,you'renotSPEAKINGFRENCH!Joey:(offended)OhwellIthinkIam,yeahandIthinkI'mdefinitelygonnagetthepartPhoebe:HowcouldyoupossiblythinkthatJoey:Foronething,theguyonthetapesaidIwasdoingagoodjob!Scene:ThehospitalRachelispouringherselfacupofcoffeeRossapproachesfrombehindRoss:HeyRach,canyougrabmeacupofcoffeeRachel:(Sheturnsaroundveryslowly,looksathimforasecondandthenturnsbacktohercoffee)Sure(Shegiveshimthecupshewaspouringforherselfwithoutlookingathim)Ross:You'vebeenquietallmorningIseverythingokayRachel:Hmmhmm(startstopourherselfacupofcoffee,neverlookingatRoss)Ross:Yousureyou'realrightRachel:(coldly)YepRoss:(knowingshe'snotalright)OkayWell,I'mgonnagograbussomebreakfast(Hestartstoleave)Rachel:FYIRoss:(knewthiswascoming)Thereitis(hecomesback)Rachel:Inthefuture,whenagirlasksforsomeilladvisedsympathysexjustdoit(shesmilesfakelyathim)Ross:(halfamused)Wait,wait,(looksaroundalittle)You'remadatmeaboutlastnightIwasjusttryingtodotherightthingRachel:(sarcastically)ReallyWell,itseemstomeifyou'ddonetherightthing,Iwouldnothavewokenuptodayfeelingstupidandembarrassed,Iwouldhavewokenupfeelingcomfortedandsatisfied!Ross:(acknowledgingthelastpartofhersentence)WellRachel:Ohstopthat!Ross:Ican'tbelievethisIwasjustbeingagoodguyItreatedyouwithrespectandunderstandingRachel:(sarcastic)Oh,thatissohot(Shewalksaroundhimtotheotherside)<">Ross:Hey,IwaslookingoutforyouRachel:Oh,really,wellRoss,youknowwhatIamabiggirlIdon'tneedsomeonetellingmewhatisbestformeRoss:Igottasay,Ihavenothadsexalotoftimesbefore,thisistheworsteverRachel:Oh,really,reallyWell,itwasn'tverygoodformeeither(SheturnstoleaveandRossovertakesherandstandsinfrontonher,hisbacktotherowofdoorsleadingtothehospitalrooms)Ross:HeyyouknowwhatYouknowwhatToavoidthislittlethinginthefuture,let'sjustsay,youandme,neverhavingsexagainRachel:WhatRoss:That'sright,sexisoffthetable(ThedoorstartstoopenbehindhimandDrGreenemerges)Iamneverhavingsexwithyouagain(RachelstaysquietandafterafewmomentsRossrealizeswhathashappenedHeturnsabruptly)DrGreen,areyoufeelingbetter(Rachel'sdadglaresathimwithadeadlylook)Scene:MonicaandChandler'sapartmentMonicaandEricaenter,ChandlerisinthekitchenChandler:Hey!HowwaslunchErica:(ToChandler)WehadagoodtimeBytheway,IwantedtoaskyousomethingItwouldreallymeanalottome,ifthebabywasaboy,thatyounamehimaftermyfather,JiminyBillyBob(MonicasmilesatChandlerandhelooksshockedandscared,gettingnosupportfromhiswife)Chandler:(struggling)Oh,reallyErica:No!(ToMonica)Youwe'reright,thatwasfun!I'mgonnagofinishpackingChandler:Ookay(stepsclosertoMonicaandspeakssoftly)So,isshegonnatakethetestMonica:Nope,shedoesn'thaveto,IfoundoutwhothefatherisChandler:OhGodIt'sshovelyJoe,isn'titMonica:(smiling)Noit'snotChandler:HowdoyouknowErica:Well,itturnsoutthatEricadidn'tpaymuchattentioninSexEdclass,becausethethingshedidwiththatprisonguyit'dbeprettyhardtomakeababythatwayChandler:OhGod!WhatwasitThethingthatwehardlyeverdoorthethingweneverdoMonica:ThethingweneverdoChandler:(nodsinappreciation)ShovelyJoe!Scene:ThetheatrewhereJoeyisauditioningPhoebeenterswhenJoey'sonstageandshesitsdownHehasn'tseenherDirector:Wheneveryou'rereadyJoeyJoey:Right(clearshisthroat)DjabubuClaudeUh,c'estlapuleslalublahblooCastingassistant:I'msorry,what'sgoingonJoey:Dude,comeon!Frenchituup!Director:Joey,doyouspeakFrenchJoey:Touteslasmore!Bubluayblooblahooh!Pfoof!Director:YouknowwhatIthinkthisauditionisover(Joeylooksdisappointed,butunderstands)Phoebe:(inaFrenchaccent)Uh,excusemeUh,IamReginéPhilangeIwaspassingbywhenIheardthismanspeakingtheregionaldialectofmyFrenchtownofEstéeLauderDirector:YoureallythinkthismanisspeakingFrenchJoey:Sasasaw!Phoebe:écoutez,jevaisvousdirelavéritéC'estmonpetitfrèreIlestunpeuretardé(Translation:Listen,IwilltellyouthetruthHe'smylittlebotherHe'sabitretarded)(ThedirectorlooksatJoeyandhenods)<">Phoebe:Alors,sivouspouviezjouerlejeuaveclui(Translation:So,wouldyoupleasejusthumorhim)Director:(toJoey)Goodjob,littlebuddyThatwassomereallygoodFrenchButIthinkwe'regonnagowithsomeoneelseforthepartJoey:AhAllrightButmyFrenchwasgoodDirector:ItwasgreatJoey:(toPhoebe)Ohhoh!Hahah!See!Phoebe:(tothedirector)MerciAurevoir(Translation:Thanks,goodbye)Joey:YeahhahToutedelefruitScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartmentRachelissittingatthekitchencounterandRossentersfromRachelandEmma'sroomRoss:Emma'sdownforthenightRachel:Oh,goodRoss:SouhIguessIwannatakeoffRachel:OkayHeylisten,justbeforeyougoIIagain,Ijustwannasay"thankyou"forcomingwithmeRoss:Oh,noproblemRachel:Andalso,youknowIuh,Iwasthinkingaboutwhatyousaid,youknow,aboutthewholesexthingandit'sprobablynotagreatideatogodownthatroadagainRoss:ThankyouI'mgladyouagreeRachel:It'sashamethough,Imean,whenwedidit,itwasprettygoodRoss:YeahYeah,that'strueRachel:Heyuhm,doyourememberthatonereallygreattimeRoss:Oh,yeah!Rachel:Youknowitwasyou'reuhmbirthdayRoss:Valentine'sdayBoth:(longpause,theyrealize)Ohyeah!Rachel:Well,Iguessthat'sallinthepast,nowRoss:HmmmmmmmRachel:(afterapause)NotevenonemoretimeRoss:NotevenonceRachel:NomatterhowmuchwewantitRoss:EvenifwewantitreallybadRachel:That'swhatwedecidedRoss:Uhm,right!Rachel:It'skindahardthough!Ross:YeahRachel:Youknow,whentwopeoplehaveaconnection,youknow,that'sjustseemslikesuchawasteRoss:IhatewasteRachel:RossRoss:YesRachel:JustsoyouknowWithusit'sneveroffthetable(sheentersherroomandclosesthedoor)Ross:DamnitIt'sneveroffthetable(heleavestheapartment)COMMERCIALBREAKScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartmentPhoebeandJoeyare"updating"Joey'sresuméPhoebe:Okay,canyoureallytapdanceJoey:NoPhoebe:It'sofftheresumé(shestrikesitthroughwithapencil)Phoebe:ArcheryJoey:NoPhoebe:HorsebackridingJoey:WouldfalloffalotPhoebe:YoucandrinkagallonofmilkinsecondsJoey:ThatIcandoPhoebe:Comeon!YoucandrinkagallonofmilkinsecondsJoey:Al,right,watchme!(hetakesafullcontainerofmilkfromthefridge)Okay,youtimemeReadyPhoebe:ReadyGO!(JoeytakestheplasticcontainertohismouthandstartstodrinkMostofthemilkgushesfromthebottledownhischinandoverhisclothestothefloorHekeeps"drinking"andallofasuddenheliftsitupandhalfthebottleofmilkpoursoutinaninstantHethencontinuestodrinktherestHethenputstheemptycontainerdownonthecounter)Phoebe:(checkingherwatch)Youdidit!THEEND乔伊说法语嗨!嘿!你回来了!蜜月过的怎么样?哦好极了!哦香槟烛光晚餐还有银色沙滩漫步非常浪漫!那Mike在哪呢?哦看病去了。我们度蜜月的时候他也没总是拉个没未完。唔总之很高兴你回来了我正要你帮忙呢。哦怎么啦什么事儿?唔我有个面试剧本要求有些台词说法语而我的简历里说我法语很流利。Joey你不应该在简历里撒谎。对呀你真的不应该!哎对了你在开罗那一年的考古挖掘怎么样了?还行啦。我怎么不知道你会说法语。哦你真性感。唔那你愿意帮我的忙吗?我真的很想演这部戏。当然愿意。说真的别再说法语了不然我就扑到你身上去了。嘿。你干吗穿着我的围裙?我在给Erica做饼干。哦对了我们得快点儿去机场她的飞机一小时后降落。哦嘿那她到了以后我能不能把你们俩介绍成我老婆和我孩子她妈?不行?离婚呢?嘿。你们知道Rachel在哪吗?不知道从今天早上就没见着她。难以置信!她半小时前就该带着Emma跟我碰头的。嘿!这些是给Erica准备的!那她也吃不了这么多吧?嗯我想让小宝宝养的胖胖的。Erica干吗要来这儿?我们想跟她再熟悉熟悉还有…她没来过纽约所以她想逛逛那些旅游景点自由女神像啦帝国大厦啦…哦那些滥地方。那些地方的人总是挤的满满当当跟牛群似的。还有那儿总是有些傻瓜学牛叫。唔要是那这么惹你烦你干吗也那么做呢?哦嗨谢天谢地你才晚了分钟。Ross…不用多费口舌,我肯定你有个好借口。是什么美发预约?修指甲还是Barney's大降价?我爸爸得了心脏病…在我逛Barney's的时候。哦,我的上帝。亲爱的,我很抱歉。他还好吧?是的他们说他会好的。但他还是得服药静养。好吧我跟你一起去长岛你现在不能就一个人。不用了我还行。我用不着你来。我一个人能撑得住。尽管如此还是让我来吧…就算是为了我。好吧如果你真的需要的话。我看吃点Monica刚烤好的饼干你感觉会好点。哦我还真想吃点。好的这看起来很简单。你的第一句台词是"我的名字叫Claude。"好跟我念。呃我们再试一遍。嗯你跟我说得不太一样。真的?我听着一模一样啊。是吗?真的?好吧我们再试一遍。仔细听着。好嘞。嘿伙计们!我想要你们见个人。Phoebe这是Erica这是小宝宝。JoeyErica宝宝。大家伙儿!Erica宝宝。Monica冷静点儿。请坐。谢谢。真高兴见到你们。我都不敢相信来到这儿了。唔欢迎来到纽约或者我应该说…你干吗要说那个?你们今天打算干什么?哦我想看看所有的地方时代广场科尼岛洛克菲勒中心…哦你知道你该干什么吗你应该一路爬到自由女神像的顶上。哦对呀我们去爬吧!好主意。这个小宝宝得够结实才行。嗨打扰一下我来看望我的父亲。我叫RachelGreen。我是DrRossGaller。Ross行了吧。这里是医院Dr在这儿是有意义的。那么,我们能进去吗?当然了。Rach我想我还是等在外面吧我的喉咙有点痒我不想传染给他。Ross得了别那么怕他。我不是怕他我真的病了。镇静剂药效还没退所以他还在昏睡着。我感觉好多了。哦我的上帝。哦哇我给他买的耳毛和鼻毛剪算是白花钱了。Green小姐你爸爸的医生在电话上你要不要跟他谈谈?哦好的。呃你在这等着没事吧?他还没醒我想我们没事儿。是不是电视吧你吵醒了?不是你把脚翘到我床上压住我的管线了。哎哟。你在这儿干吗?唔我和Rachel一块儿来的她一会儿就回来。最近怎么样?哦我得了点儿心脏病。很好疼吗?怎么啦?这个心脏病人不正坐这儿跟你聊天呢吗?咱们看看能不能把Rachel叫过来。那么你最近怎么样啊?是不是又让我别的女儿也怀孕了?没有还是原来那个。Rach!不对!好吧也许我们应该拆散了试试。好吧我们试试一次一个音节。好的跟我念。很好快一点。好吧这太难了我教不了你!你干吗?我得走了不然我要拿你的头撞墙了!不别走我需要你。我明天就要面试了!嘿我本来想做晚饭的但是你爸的冰箱里只有熏肉和奶油。我想我们找到他得心脏病的原因了。你给你父母打电话了吗?哦,打过了,Emma很好。哦,好。哇。怎么?只是不敢相信我在RachelGreen的房间里。你什么意思?你以前到过我的房间。对当然没错。就跟我真来过RachelGreen房间似的。好吧我得跟你说你叫我的全名可真有点儿怪。对不起。你还好吧还行。今天很糟是吧?是啊看到他那个样子很奇怪你知道吗?我是说他是个医生医生怎么会得病的呢?但我们确实会得病。你知道他会好的Rach。哦我不想让他醒来一个人我得去医院。什么不等等。嘿嘿你看他服了很多镇静药他甚至都不能知道你在不在那儿。我们明天一早就去看他好吗?真的,我不去也没事儿?没事儿上帝。嘿Rach你是个好女儿知道吗?现在你需要好好休息一下。好吧也许你说得对。晚安。等等。你能不能陪我呆一会儿?当然。谢谢你今天陪我来。哦应该的。RachelGreen很高兴你在她屋里。我也很高兴来。我只是不想晚上一个人在这儿。好吧唔我可以找条睡袋什么的…不行Rach!抱歉我只是觉得这样不好。我们不做怎么知道好不好对吧?不呃你看嗯…你为你父亲的事儿心烦你现在很脆弱。而且我觉得这时候占你的便宜不太合适。什么占便宜?我在主动投怀送抱你尽兴好啦!是我肯定那会很棒但是…我认为我们俩得有一个保持清醒所以我要走了。明天早上见。个月没有性生活我刚才的高姿态应该得块奖牌!谢谢你们带我去了那么多地方我玩得很高兴。哦我也很高兴。但是我得为Chandler道歉。我没想到他会这样。纽约可真棒!你怎么回事儿?你知道吗我以前去过那些地方但是我都没有好好看过风景。没错你学牛叫的时候错过好多风景嘞。非常感谢你们带我观光。哦我们很高兴陪你去。我们也想跟你熟悉熟悉。呃你们还有什么想了解的吗?哦呃好吧。你不会介意我问几个有关孩子父亲的问题吧?哦没关系。呃他是我高中的男朋友足球队长很可爱。后来他得到奖学金上了大学。那不错啊。是啊差不多就是他了。那怎么说?唔也有可能是另外一个人。我是说我只跟两个人好过但是时间上有些重叠。那么另一个人是干什么的他也上大学了吗?不他在蹲监狱。呃那他是被诬告的吧?不他用铁铲杀了他爸爸。但是除此之外他还是个不错的人。我猜他爸爸不这么想。你还没睡?我当然还没睡。从今往后我是睡不着啦。好啦我们也不知道就一定是他。我是说也可能是那个踢足球的。亲爱的我们这对儿倒霉蛋肯定是摊上那个铁铲杀手。好了好了就算是他。我们就不要这孩子了?不。我们会对他另眼相待吗?我会一直提防着他的!我们一定得查出哪一个是孩子的父亲。怎么查?我不知道这种事儿可以测出来的对吧?是不过我们也许反应过度了。你说得当然轻巧他杀的是他爸爸。他没准儿很爱他老妈。他没准儿在挥铲子的胳膊上刺着"妈妈"呢。现在我们从一数到五:"说得真好!"谢谢。嘿Joey。听我说昨天的事儿我觉得不太好我想是我太没有耐心了。所以我们今天再试试。哦不不用了。我不用你帮忙了。我可以自学而且我得说我学的还不错嘞。真的?说几句给我听听。当然可以。Ok。怎么样?好吧你说的不是你不是在……我再次重申你说的不是法语!哦我觉着我说的是法语而且我肯定能得到那个角色。你怎么会这么想的?至少磁带上的那家伙说我念得不错!嗨Rach给我倒杯咖啡好吗?当然可以。你一早上话不多没事儿吧?你肯定没事?当然。好吧嗯那我去吃点早饭。有一件事…得,来啦。以后如果有女孩子需要点不理智的、安慰性的性生活你就满足她好啦。等等你是因为昨晚的事儿生我的气?我只是做了正确的决定。真的?唔对我来说要是你做得对的话我就不会一早起来感觉又愚蠢又尴尬我只会觉得舒适而满意。唔…哦得了吧!我不敢相信。你怎么…我只是做了回好人。我以尊重和同情之心待你。啊那可真性感。嘿我是在为你着想。哦真的吗?Ross你要知道我不是个小丫头我不需要有人告诉我什么对我来说最好。虽说以前我也经常没过成性生活但这次是最糟糕的。哦真的真的?唔这对我说也好不到哪儿去。哦你知道嘿嘿!你猜怎么着?为了以后少惹这种麻烦咱们就干脆说定以后不再一起睡觉了。什么?对了性这个字以后免谈!我再也不会跟你睡觉啦。Green医生你感觉好点儿了吗?嘿午饭怎么样?我们吃得不错。对了我想求你一件事。这对我来说很重要。如果是个男孩你能不能让孩子随我父亲的名字JiminyBillyBob?哦真的?不!你说的没错这真好玩。我要去收拾东西了。那么她愿意去做检测吗?不用不着了。我知道谁是父亲。哦上帝是铁铲乔对吧?不不是的。你怎么知道的?唔看来Erica性教育课学得不好。她跟蹲监狱的家伙做的事不太可能让她怀孕。哦上帝。做的什么?是我们很少做的还是我们从没做过的?我们从没做过的。铁铲乔。你准备好了就开始吧,Joey。好的。对不起怎么回事儿?哥们儿来嘛说法语啦。Joey你会说法语吗?我看这次面试就到此为止吧。呃打扰一下。呃我是UgeonPhillogne。我刚路过听到这个人在说我们法国小镇Estelloude的方言。你真的认为这个人在说法语?好吧我跟你说实话吧。他是我弟弟他有点儿…他有点儿智力迟钝。你能不能哄哄他?干得不错小家伙。你的法语讲得很好。但是我觉得还是其他人更适合这个角色。哦好吧。但是我的法语很好?非常好。谢谢再见。Emmas睡着了。哦,好的。那我看我该走了。嘿听我说你走之前我…我想再次谢谢你能陪我一起去看我爸。哦没问题。还有你知道我…我在想你说的话呃你知道的关于性什么的…也许再重复一次确实不是个好主意。谢谢我很高兴你也这么想。这也有点可惜我是说我们做的时候感觉不错。对对那倒是真的。嘿你还记得特别棒的那次?哦记得。你知道,是你的生日…那天是情人节…哦,对呀。哦,对呀。唔我猜那都是陈年往事了。嗯哼。以后不再干了。一次也不。不管我们有多想要。即使我们想得再厉害。我们就这么说定的。没错。但这有点难哦。是啊。你知道当两个人之间有了一种联系那…那似乎是一种浪费。我不喜欢浪费。Ross…嗯。就象你知道的我们之间那事儿从来也没有免谈一说。他妈的从来也没有免谈一说!Friends*乔伊说法语中文字幕:朱长征czzsinacom好了你真的会跳踢踏舞吗?不会。从简历上去掉。箭术?不会。骑马?经常掉下来。你能在秒钟内喝掉一加仑(升)牛奶?这我能做到。得了吧你能在秒钟内喝掉一加仑牛奶?好吧我喝给你看。你掌握时间准备好了吗?预备开始!你成功了
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