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首页 1005 The One Where Rachel's Other Sister Babysit…

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简介:本文档为《1005 The One Where Rachel's Other Sister Babysitsdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereRachel'sOtherSisterBabysitsScene:CentralPerkRachel:Youknow,I'mthinkingaboutlettingEmmahaveherfirstcookieJoey:HerfirstcookieShehascookiesallthetime!Rachel:I'venevergivenheracookieHaveyouJoey:No!Noand,fortherecord,I'vealsonevergivenherafrostingfromacan!Monica:HeyRach,theadoptionagencyneedslettersofrecommendationandwewerewonderingifyouwouldwriteoneforusRachel:Ofcourse,I'dbehonored!Chandler:Thanks!Monica:Thankyou!(Joeylooksatthem,disappointedabouttheirdecision)Joey:UUUm,Ithinkthere'sbeenanoversightChandler:Joey,wewould'veaskedyou,wejustthoughtyouwouldn'tbeinterestedMonica:Yeah,it'sjustwedon'tthinkofyouasreallybeingsomuch"withthewords"Joey:Whoowehheywehheywhoohey!!Monica:ClearlywewerewrongJoey:Igottaalotofnicestufftosayaboutyouguys,okAndIknowhowmuchyouwannahaveababy,youknow,andIwouldlovetohelpyougetoneMonica:YouknowwhatThen,Joey,wewantyoutodoitJoey:Thankyou!Alright,letmeseehowI'mgonnastart"Dearbabyadoptiondeciderpeople"Chandler:Soexcitedaboutyourletter!(Phoebeenters)Phoebe:Hey!Arsary(lookingatherticket)Uhm,sir,couldyoumoveyournachosthey’reinmyseatIt'smyanniversary(toMike)Hereweare!(Mikenods)Can’tbelieveit'sbeenawholeyear!Mike:IknowThishasbeenthebestyear(thecrowdstartscheeringsohestartsyelling)THISHASBEENTHEBESTYEAROFMYLIFE!Phoebe:METOO!INEVERTHOUGHTICOULDLOVESOMEONETHISMUCH!Mike:IFEELTHESAMEWAY!Phoebe:YOU’RESOGENEROUSANDKINDAND(crowdstopscheering)YOU'REAMAZINGINBED(everyonehearsitandstareatthem)(toeverybody)IT’SOURANNIVERSARY!Announcer:Knicksfans,pleaseturnyourattentiontothebigscreenonthescoreboardSomeonehasaspecialquestiontoask(onthescreenthere’swritten‘Julie,willyoumarryme’andgoesontoshowaguykneelingdowninfrontofagirlholdingoutaringtoher)Phoebe:Ohhowlameoh,it’ssotacky,andimpersonalMike:ReallyPhoebe:Oh,it’stheworstwaytopropose!Mike:(looksstrangelyshocked)Excuseme(heleaves,thenPhoeberealizeswhatshedid)Scene:Monica’sapartmentJoeyenterstheroomJoey:Hey,finishedmyrecommendation(hehandsitovertoChandler)HereAndIthinkyou’llbevery,veryhappyIt’sthelongestIeverspentonacomputerwithoutlookingatpornChandler:(reading)Idon’tuhunderstandJoey:(soundingveryproudofhimself)SomeofthewordsarealittletoosophisticatedforyaMonica:(alsoreadingit)Itdoesn’tmakeanysenseJoey:Ofcourseitdoes!It’ssmart!Iusedthethesaurus!Chandler:OneverywordJoey:Yep!Monica:Alright,whatwasthissentenceoriginally(showsthesentencetoJoey)Joey:Oh,‘Theyarewarm,nice,peoplewithbighearts’Chandler:Andthatbecame‘theyarehumidprepossessingHomoSapienswithfullsizedaorticpumpsJoey:Yeah,yeahandhey,Ireallymeanit,dudeMonica:HeyJoey,Idon’tthinkwecanusethisJoey:WhynotMonica:Well,becauseyousigneditbabykangarooTribbiani(Joeymakesa'andwhat’swrongwiththat'look)Hey,whydon’tyoustopworryingaboutsoundingsmartandjustbeyourself!Chandler:YouknowwhatYoudon’tneedathesaurus,justwritefromhere,(pointsathisownheart)yourfullsizedaorticpumpScene:ThecorridorAmyknocksJoey’sdoorandRachelopensthedoorRachel:Amy,hi!Amy:Itookyouradvice,IleftMyronRachel:Oh,goodforyou!Amy:Iknow!I'mErinBrockovich!Rachel:Yesyouare!Oh,Iamsoproudofyou!Amy:Thankyou!So,canIstaywithyouRachel:ButErinBrockovichhadherownhouse(JoeycomesoutofMonica’sapartmentandseesRachelandAmybutdoesnotnoticethehugeamountofbags)Joey:Ah,lookwho’sback!(heseesthebags)WhydoyouhavebagsRACH,WHYDOESSHEHAVEBAGSAmy:Well,I’mstayingwithyouguys!Joey:WhatAmy:We’regonnaberoomies!(shesnapsherfingerandpointsatJoey,snapsherfingersagainandpointstothebags)Comeon!Scene:Joey’sapartmentRachelisinthelivingroomandJoeycomesoutofhisroomJoey:YousleptouthereRachel:YeahAmykeptkickingmeinhersleepyelling‘Myron,getoff!’Joey:Butuhm,we'regettingridofher,rightRach,pleasetellmewe’regettingridofherRachel:Joey,Ican’tdothat!Joey:Oh,comeon!LastnightIwasfinishingoffapizzaandshesaid(apingAmybadly)"Uohohoh,amomentonthelips,foreveronthehips!"Idon’tneedthatkindoftalkinmyhouse!Rachel:WellJoey,uhmlook,Iknowthatshe’sdifficult,butIthinkit’sreallygoodthatshe’shereJoey:'Causewewillappreciateitmorewhenshe’sgoneRachel:No,it'sjustlook,youknow,whenIfirstmovedtothecityIwasalotlikeher!Iwasspoiled,selfcenteredandyouguysreallytookcareofmeJoey:Yeah,Monicamadeus!Rachel:Well,uhmwhatever,Ihavereallyappreciatedit,'causeIdon’tthinkIwouldbethepersonthatIamtodayifitwasn’tforyouguysSee,IwannahelpAmythewayyouguyshelpedmeAndIknowit’sgonnatakepatience,butthat’sokAmy:GoodmorningJoey:YeaahRachel:Amy,that’swhatIwassupposedtoweartoday,that’swhyIhungitonthedoorAmy:Oh,sweety,youcan’tpullthisoffRachel:Amy,youknowwhatIwasthinkingthatmaybenowit'dbeagoodtimeforustositdownand,youknow,talkaboutyourfutureAmy:Oh,Ican’t,honeyI’mgonnagogetmyeyebrowsshaped(pointsathereyebrows)Iamnothappy(toJoeywhohasapizzaboxinhishands)OhsureyouwannaeatthatJoey:(yellingather)I’MCURVY,ANDILIKEIT!Scene:Monica’sApartmentRachel,Ross,MonicaandChandlerarethere,PhoebeenterstheroomPhoebe:HiIjusthadtheworstanniversaryeverChandler:Idoubtthat!TellheraboutuslastyearMonica:Oh,well,IboughtChandlerafivehundreddollarwatchandhewrotemearapsongRoss:SeriouslyChandler:Word!Phoebe:Well,minewasworsethanthatRachel:Well,whathappenedPhoebe:Wewereatthegame,andthisguyproposedtohisgirlfriendonthebigscreenthingRachel:Oh,thatissotackyPhoebe:Well,that’swhatIsaid,butitturnsout,Mikewasplanningonproposingtomethatsamewaylastnight!Monica:OhmyGod,MikewasgonnaproposeRachel:Phoebe,that’shuge!Ross:Well,doyouwannamarryhimPhoebe:Yeah,Ireallydo!Yes,but,afterIdumpedonthewayhewasgonnaproposetome,Idon’tthinkhe’severgonnaaskagain!Imean,IsaidnoinBarbadosandnowthis!Chandler:She'sright!IfIwereaguyand(stopshimselfmidsentenceeveryonestaresathim)DidIjustsayifIwereaguyMonica:Maybeyoudon'tneedhimtoproposetoyou,maybeyoucanproposetohim!Phoebe:Oh,Idon'tknow,Idon'tknow,isn'tthatalittledesperateMonica:IproposedtoChandler!(Phoebestopsherselffromlaughing)Alright,movingonChandler:Oh,Idon'tthinkitwasdesperate,Ithinkitwasamazing!Monica:ThankyouPhoebe:(ToRachelandRoss)Well,doyouthinkIshouldproposeRachel:Ithinkitcouldbekindofgreat!Ross:Absolutely!You'lllovethefeeling!There'snothinglikeit!Phoebe:Ok,ok,sohowshouldIdoitMonica:Howaboutatagame,onthebigscreenRachel:(Sarcastically)Uuuh!!HowaboutataFootlocker(clapsherhandstogether,fakingexcitement)Monica:WhatwhatHeobviouslythinksthat'sanicewaytobeproposedto,plushe'dneversuspectit!Phoebe:Yeah,thatdoesmakesenseOk,now,wouldwouldyoutwo(pointstoRossandChandler)likethatChandler:Soundsgoodtomebutwhatwouldaguythink(Amywalksincarryingaphonehandset)Amy:(ToRachel)Nanaisonthephone(HandsthephoneovertoRachel)Rachel:(Takesthephone)Oh!That'sinteresting,sinceshediedsevenyearsago!!Amy:ShedidWhogothercondoinBocaRachel:(Intothephone)Hello(announcestoAmy)Oh,it'sournanny!(goesbacktothephoneconversation)Hi!OhGod!Ihopeyoufeelbetter!Ok,bye!(Hangsup)(ToRoss)That'sMolly,she'ssickCanyouwatchEmmatodayRoss:No,Ican'tIhavebacktobackclassesDidMollysaywhatshehadBecausemythroat'sbeenhurtingRachel:MenstrualcrampsRoss:Idon'tthinkthat'swhatthisisRachel:(ToMonica,ChandlerandPhoebe)CananyofyouwatchEmmaMonica:No,sorrysweetyPhoebe:No,I'vegotworkandthenI'mproposingRachel:(ToRoss)Great,shoot,whatarewegonnadoAmy:Well,IcandoitRachel:(Thinksforamoment)Well,actuallyRoss:(Heinterruptsherimmediately,anddragsherbyherarmtotheothersideoftheroom)Well,canItalktoyouforasecRachel:YeahRoss:Um,IdonotwantherbabysittingourchildRachel:WhynotRoss:Well,foronething,shekeepscallingherElla!Rachel:(DefendsAmy)Whawell,Ella'sanicename!Ross:Fine,we'llcallthenextoneEllaRachel:(Shocked)WhathenextoneRoss:(alittleconfused)Okay,umIdon'twantherwatchingourbabyRachel:Ross,IamtryingtohelpherbecomeabetterpersonThisisahugebreakthroughforher!Shejustofferedtodosomethingforanotherhumanbeing!!Ross:IIdon'tknowRachel:Ross,I'mtellingyou,she'sgivingupgettinghereyebrows(pointsatherowntoemphasizetheword)shapedtodothisalrightDoyouunderstandhowimportantthatisinourworld(Amyapproachesfrombehind)Amy:umlisten,Icouldn'thelpbutoverhear'causeIwastryingtoListen,letmedothisalrightIreallywannahelpyouguysout,andplusRachel'sbeensowonderfultome(looksathempleadingly)(RachellooksatRossandheragreessilently)Rachel:AbsolutelyAmy:(veryexcited)Oh!Great!Sohowmuchdoesitpay(Rossjustgivesupandleaves)Scene:CentralPerkJoeyisinside,ChandlerandMonicawalkinChandler:HeyJoe!How'stheseconddraftofthelettercomingJoey:Great,I'mfinished!Infact,Ijustdroppeditoffattheagency(ChandlerandMonicalookshocked)Monica:YoudroppeditoffJoey:YeahChandler:CanwereaditCanyouprintoutanothercopyJoey:NocandoamigoNo,Ididn'tusethecomputerFeltmorepersonaltohandwriteit(ChandlerandMonicalookevenmoreshocked)Monica:YouhandwroteitJoey:Yeah,anddon'tworryIdidn'ttrytosoundsmartatall!Seeyalater!(Leaves)Monica:OhmyGod,ohmyGod,thatletterisgonnagoinourfile!We'renevergonnagetakidNo,we'regonnabeoneofthoseoldcouplesthatcollectsorchidsorhasalotofbirds!Chandler:It'sok,it'sokYouknowwhat(Takesouthismobile)I'lljustcalltheagencyandtellthemtothrowouttheletter(startsdialing)Monica:OkaygoodChandler:(onthephone)Hello,thisisChandlerBingSomebodyjustdroppedoffahandwrittenrecommendationletter,and(listens)UhhuhUhhuhokaythankyouGoodbye(hangsuplookingveryconfused)Monica:Ugh,we'rescrewed,aren'tweYouknowwhatJusttellmeonthewaytothebirdstoreChandler:(Stilllooksconfused)TheyloveditMonica:WhatChandler:TheythoughtitwasverysmartofustohaveachildwritetherecommendationletterMonica:(surprised)TheythoughtJoeywasachildChandler:Sheguessed,,basedonhisdrawings(AmycomesinwithEmmainastroller)Amy:Hi!Monica:Hey,whatdidyouguysdotodayAmy:Ellawantedtogoout,sowewentshoppingandgotsomesushiChandler:ThatsoundslikefunAmy:Yeah,notreallyBabiesaredull(Rachelcomesin,seesAmyandEmma)Rachel:(ToEmma)Hey!Hi,how'smygirlAmy:I'mfine!And,IgotyouapresentforlettingmestaywithyouReadyRachel:(soundsexcited)Yeah!(AmytakesoffEmma'shat)Amy:Tadaaa!(RachellooksatEmma)Rachel:(notexcitedanymore)Youpiercedherears!Amy:(Veryexcitedaboutit)Doesn'titmakehernoselooksmaller(Rachellooksveryshocked)COMMERCIALBREAKRachel:YoupiercedherearsHowcouldyoudothiswithouttellingmeAmy:Well,ifIhadtoldyou,thenitwouldn'thavebeensurprise,nowwoulditChandler:Ithinkshelookscute(Rachelturnsaroundandstaresathimangrily)butIamwrong!Rachel:OhmyGod,OhmyGod,herecomesRossHe'sgonnaflipoutAmy:Why,didsomethinghappentohisfalafelcartRachel:Ugh(takesthehatandcoversEmma'sheadandhalfherfacewithit)(Rossenters)Ross:HeyguysMonicaandChandler:HiRossRoss:HeyEmmaOh,whyisshewearingherhatsolowShecanbarelysee(Wantstotakethehatoff,butRacheltriestostophim)Rachel:Nah,Idon'treallywanthertoseeRoss:WhynotMonica:BecausetherearesomanyterriblesightsinthisworldChandler:LikewarOrthatthinginJoey'srefrigeratorRememberItwasinamilkcartonbutitlookedlikemeatRoss:Comehere(RemovesEmma'shat)Oh!Theresheis!Hi!(Rachellooksworried)Ross:(seeshowstrangelyMonica,ChandlerandRachelarelookingathim)WhatRachel:NothingRoss:(BacktoEmma)Hi!(Looksather)What(MovesthestrollerawayfromhimsohecangetabetterlookatherHelooksatherconfusedFinallyherealizesthedifferenceandgasps)PleasetellmethosearecliponsRachel:Oh,they'rereal!Ross:Didshe(pointsatAmy)dothistoherItoldyouweshouldn'thaveleftEmmawithher!Rachel:Iknow,Iknow,andyouwererightRoss(ToAmy)YouaresooirresponsibleIamneverlettingyoubabysiteveragain!Amy:Heyyouknowwhat,thiskidneedsme,okaySheneedstohaveacoolfunaunt!Monica:I'macool,funaunt!Amy:(Sarcastically)OOkay!Chandler:Hey!Monicacanbecoolandfunatorganizedindoorprojects!Rachel:Ican'tbelievethisAllIwantedtodowashelpyoutrytofigureoutwhattodowithyourlifeandthisishowyourepaymeAmy:Well,Idon'tneedyoutohelpme,becauseIalreadyknowwhatI'mgoingtodowithmylifeRachel:OhyeahSincewhenAmy:SincetodayIamgoingtobeababystylistRachel:(looksatRossandthenatAmyagainindisbelief)WhatRoss:That'snotathing!Amy:Well,itshouldbeI'mgonnahelpbabieslearnhowtoaccessorize,whatcolorstowear,whatclothesareslimmingRachel:(shouting)Babiesdon'tcareifthey'reslimAmy:EnterAmy!Ross:(veryangry)Amy,IjuIjustIjustwannaAmy:WhatWhatareyougonnadoRoss:(pointingatAmy,shouting)Nomorefalafelforyou!(AmylooksatRoss,angrilyRachelclearlydoesn'tunderstandwhathemeantandlooksatRosswhogestures"later")Scene:MadisonSquareGardenPhoebeandMikearewatchingthegameThere'scheering,butPhoebeseemsdistractedMike:Greatgame,huhPhoebe:Uhuh,uhuh(seemsdistracted)Mike:WhydoyoukeeplookingatthescreenPhoebe:I'mnotI'mpraying(lookingup)PleaselettheKnickswinThankyouThor!(Mikeisstandingup)WherewhereareyougoingMike:GoinggotothebathroomPhoebe:Well,IthinkyoushouldwaitMike:WhyPhoebe:Well,ifyoudon'tifyoudon'tholditin,youdon'tgetallthenutrientsAnnouncer:Knicksfans,pleaseturnyourattentiontothebigscreenonthescoreboardSomeonehasaspecialquestiontoask(Weseethescreenwhereitsays:"Mikewillyoumarryme"andthenweseePhoebeandMikeonthescreenPhoebestandsupandkneelsinfrontofMike)Phoebe:MikeHanniganwillyoumarryme(Mikelooksbewildered)Announcer:GetaloadofthisShe'sproposingtohimGuessweknowwhowearsthepantsinthatfamily(peoplearelaughing,whileMikestillseemsbewildered)Phoebe:That'snotveryenlightened!(There'sbooingaroundthem,andMikesinksinhischair,holdinghishandinabovehiseyes,hopingnoonewouldrecognizehim)Phoebe:Hey,hey!(shouting)BoousBooyou!Scene:RachelandJoey'sJoeyisinthekitchenandthetelephoneringsJoey:(picksupthephone)HelloYeah,thisisJoeyTribbianiOh,hi!Well,I'mgladyoulikedmyletterNomymommyanddaddyaren'thomerightnow(lookspuzzled)Okay,byebye(hangsup)(tohimself)Shewasnice!(RachelandAmyenter)Rachel:Joey,getAmy'sbags,sheismovingout!Joey:Whoohoo!(andleavesforRachel'sroom)Amy:You'rekickingmeoutRachel:Youputholesinmybaby'sears!Amy:Yeahwell,atleastnowpeoplewillknowsheisagirl!Rachel:(gasps)Ican'tbelieveIevereventriedtohelpyouYouaresobeyondhelpAmy:YouknowwhatEversinceIgothere,youhavebeennothingbutnegativeRachel:ExcusemeAmy:Youdidn'twantmetomarrytheoldguywiththegreatapartmentThen,Itriedtohelpyourdaughtertodeemphasizeherflaws(franticallypointingathernose)AndsuddenlyIamthebadguyRachel:(yelling)Joey,wherearethosebagsJoey:(YellingfromRachel'sroom)Shehasalotofcrap!Amy:YouknowwhatWhenImovedinhereIthought:ThisisgonnabesogreatJustussisters,backtogetheragainlikewhenwewerekids,exceptwithoutthatstupidJillOh!WhohasgottenfatbythewayRachel:(doesn'tbelievewhatshe'shearing)SeriouslyAmy:hmmmmMomsaidshegainedlikefifteenpoundsRachel:HipsorthighsAmy:AssandfaceRachel:(gasps)Oh!OhmyGod!IthoughtshewasonAtkinsAmy:ShewasCarbsfoundherSee,thisiswhatIwantedTwosisters,talkingaboutrealstuffRachel:(embarrassed)Oh,IcangiveyouthatAmy:YoucanRachel:YeahIjust,Ikepttryingtomakeyouabetterperson,butyou'reyou'realreadyaprettyperfectversionofwhatyouareAmy:(touched)ThankyouI'vegottoadmit,EmmadoeslookcuteRachel:DidyoujustsayEmmaAmy:Ugh,I'msorryEllaScene:MikeandPhoebeatarestaurantPhoebe:Thatwomanatthegamedidn'tknowwhatshewastalkingaboutMike,obviouslyyouhaveballsMike:Butplease,let'sjustforgetthewholethingPhoebe:(thewaiterputsapieceofcakeonthetable)IwouldloveitConsideritforgottenButjustsoyouknowhoweverandwheneveryoudecidetopropose,IpromiseI'llsayyesWhetherwhether,youknow,itisinabasketballgame,orinskywriting,oryouknow,likesomelameguyinacheesymoviewhohidesitinthecake(Mike'sfacechangesfromhappytosad,andhelooksatthecake,disappointed)Phoebe:It'sinthecake,isn'titMike:(putsonafakesmile)WhereelsewouldlameMrNoBallshideit(hetakestheringfromthecake,andcleansitwithanapkin)Phoebe:What'sthematterwithmeHowdoIkeepruiningthisI'msorry,I'msorry!Mike:No!It'smyfaultIkeeptryingtoproposeinthesestupidwaysandallIwannadoistellyouthatIloveyouandIwanttospendtherestofmylifewithyou(Phoebehasthisweird,anxious,nervouslookonherface)Mike:I'mgonnadothisnowPhoebe:OhmyGod!(MikestartstokneelinfrontofPhoebe)Mike:Phoebe,IPhoebe:Wait!Ohwait!(shetakesoffaringthatwasalreadyonherleftringfingerAfterthatMikestartstokneelagain,butthen)Ohno!(Shewaswearingringsonallherfingersandherthumb,andtakesalloftheseoff)Mike:ReadyPhoebe:Uhhuh!(andnowMikekneelsproperly)Mike:Phoebe,IloveyouThere'snooneelseintheworldIwouldasktomarrymethreetimesButIwannatakecareofyou,havebabieswithyou,andgrowoldwithyouPhoebeBuffay,willyoumarrymePhoebe:Yes!(Mikeputstheringonherfinger)Mike:Iloveyou!Phoebe:Iloveyoumore!Mike:Notpossible!(theykiss,andthenMikesaysproudly)She'sgonnabeMrsNoBalls(Theykissagain,andPhoebelooksatthering)COMMERCIALBREAK Scene:ThestreetinfrontofCentralPerkRachelandAmyarewalkingonthesidewalkRachel:SohowistheuhmbabystylingbusinessgoingAmy:NotthatgreatIt'salmostifpeopledon'twanttohearthattheirbabiesareuglyRachel:That'sshocking!Amy:Oh!It'sRossHeyRoss!(Shesaysheytotheguyatthefalafelstand,whoseonlysimilaritywithRosswouldbehisblackhair)HelloooRoss!(toRachel)He'srude!THEEND瑞秋的妹妹带孩子我琢磨着该给爱码吃第一块饼干了第一块?她常吃饼干我没喂过她饼干你给她了?没有!另外我也没从罐子里拿糖给她。瑞秋领养中心要我们交一份推荐信。你愿意帮我们写一封吗?乐意效劳我的荣幸谢谢怎么不找我?乔我们本想找你但又觉得你可能没兴趣我们觉得你可能不擅长跟文字打交道看样子我们错了对于你们二位我有很多好话可写而且我也非常清楚你们多想要个BB我很想帮你们好吧乔你来写谢我想想怎么开头。亲爱的婴孩领养权决定人:迫不及待想看你写的推荐信。你可真好看!没错是很美今天迈克和我庆祝一周年。啥的周年?第一次约会?第一次亲吻?第一次上床?对。你们会去好地方隆重庆祝?看尼克斯队篮球比赛。你好象穿得过于隆重?我从未和哪个男人有过一周年。所以不管去哪里庆祝我一定要盛装打扮带最好的珠宝还要在公共洗手间嘿咻。是吗?钱德连在我家洗手间嘿咻也不肯洗手间是尿尿的地方!我有点时间你想不想好想但是要给卷子评分那我就自己去洗澡“乙”、"乙"……你给陶器目录也打了个"乙"他们表现尚可。脱衣服吧开门瑞秋你妹妹来了。我要谈谈Amy你才不是瑞秋牙尖嘴利查理这是瑞秋的妹妹Amy。Amy这是查理。很高兴认识你你是?罗斯以前跟你们住一个街区去年我们一起吃感恩节大餐我和你姐生了个孩子昨天我从你那儿买了中东三明治?没错瑞秋你妹妹amy来了。她说我应该胸肌整形记得乔伊吗?当然《光辉岁月》里的演员对你演得真滥见到影迷总是高兴你来干嘛?我有大新闻抱歉先看看bb我有很重要的事Ella不能等等?她名叫“爱玛”干嘛改名呀?Ella好听多了!我哪晓得我只是推着小车卖中东小吃的罢了你英文有长进天!对。她可能是我恨过的最辣的女孩你干嘛?莫妮和钱德的推荐信我想让文字透着机灵劲但深奥的词我又不会那你试试thesaurus我刚说了深奥的不会看着选中想改的词在工具条找到thesaurus激活不“给出”供选词语表。选一个更有学问的词就行了太好了!我变机灵了!不我变得“才华横溢”、“聪明伶俐”我爱这软件各位崔乔伊重装上阵了!美极了!是啊,她好可爱不我是说你的毯子amy啥新闻?我要结婚了天!和谁结婚?一个男人他的房子太爽了还有呢?在第五大道电梯开门就到起居室他人如何?他还行还记得我以前的男朋友马克吗?记得我要嫁他爹那他年纪不小了但他常常旅行不怎么呆在家你好象更喜欢他的房子胜过他的人?Myron说过他年纪大嘛坐下宝贝我也曾差一点嫁个我不爱的人记得巴瑞吗?记得?你睡了以后我们常一起鬼混有时点头回答就够了不嫁巴瑞是我一生最英明的决定你应该得到真爱你的另一半就在某处一个同龄人聪明而有趣你也爱他没错。就这么干我要嫁给Myron再接着找我的另一半接着说吧请让让我们过周年先生请把玉米片挪挪这是我的位子我们过周年一年了真不敢相信是啊,这是最好的一年我一辈子最快乐的一年!同感!从不知道会如此爱一个人!同感!你慷慨又高尚善良床上又好厉害!我们在庆祝周年尼克斯的球迷们请看亮分牌大屏幕这边。有人要问一个很特别的问题老套!俗气!丢人现眼!啊?求婚下下策!失陪一下请看我写的推荐信你们一定要快乐得不得了从来没这么久盯着电脑居然没去看色情站的看不懂有点太深奥?读不顺啊怎可能!我写得很有学问的我用的thesaurus每个词都用?没错这句话原本是啥意思?他们是热心的好人结果变成:他们是潮湿的、给人好感的智人人类具有标准尺寸的心脏大动脉我真心这么想乔恐怕我们不能用这封信为什么?因为你的签名是:袋鼠宝宝:小崔(有一个卡通袋鼠形象叫Joey)算了你还是不要假装有学问就用你的本色来写?你不必用thesaurus用“心”写让它发自你的标准尺寸的心脏大动脉?我听了你的话我跟Myron分手了。太好了是啊简直像电影女主角!对。以你为荣我能住你这里吗?电影女主角不是住她自己家吗?看谁又来啦你怎么带行李?我要和你们住一块了我们是同居室友了!你睡在外面?她梦中把我踢出来还叫嚣什么:Myron滚出去!我们会把她赶走对吧?答应我赶走她我下不了手乔昨晚我刚吃完一半披萨她就说嘴上爽一把屁股胖一生在我家不许说这种话!乔我知道她难相处但她来这里也不错这样她滚蛋后我们才能更欢喜?我刚搬来还不是一样被惯坏自我中心你们几个却照顾我莫妮强迫我们来着不管怎样我都很感激如果没有你们也就没有现在的我我想帮帮amy就像你们帮我那样我知道这需要极大的耐性我可以早amy那是我今天要穿的衣服所以我才挂在门上。宝贝你总不能给我扒下来现在我们也许应当坐下来好好谈谈你的将来我没空我要去修眉这样的眉毛像哭丧着脸你真要吃剩下的一半?我就是想增加曲线美我喜欢!最烂的周年庆!莫妮给她讲讲我们去年怎么过的周年那才叫差我给钱德买了圆一只表。而他给我写了首饶舌歌。真的?word(?)我的比你还逊怎么啦?球赛时有人在大屏幕上求婚老套!我也是那么说结果呢原来迈克昨晚上就想用这种方式向我求婚!天迈克要求婚?大件事!你想嫁他吗?当然想啦!结果我那句话把他堵回去了我想他一辈子都不会求婚了。在巴贝多斯我拒绝过他一次了现在又没错。如果我是男人我刚才是不是说:如果我是男人?别等他求婚了主动出击吧我又不是想嫁想疯了我向钱德求的婚好吧就算是我不觉得你想嫁想疯了我觉得你很棒你们都认为我该求婚?那一定很棒当然!世上再没有比求婚更美妙的感觉了!好就这么干在球赛的大屏幕上告白更老套的求婚方式如何?(foodlocker)他既然选择过大屏幕求婚可见他能接受这种方式而且他也不会起疑心有理你们会喜欢吗?我喜欢不过男性会怎么想?奶奶电话有趣她七年前就死了是吗?那她在博卡的房子归谁了?喂是我们的保姆喂是吗希望你早点康复。再见是茉莉她病了今天你看孩子可以吗我要连堂上课莫丽说她生什么病?我的喉咙也不舒服痛经我可能不是这毛病你们帮忙看着爱玛成吗?抱歉我要上班还要求婚那怎么办我可以帮手好谈谈?我不赞成。为啥?首先她老是把我们的孩子喊成“Ella”这名字也不错嘛好下一胎叫"Ella"下一胎?我不赞成她帮我们看孩子我只是想改造她这是个好机会可以教她为别人做点事她宁愿牺牲修眉的时间看孩子这件事对我们意义重大!我不小心听到你们的谈话。因为我想听就让我带孩子吧我真心想帮你们瑞秋对我太好了好!付多少工钱?乔二稿如何?杀青了交了交了?我们能读读吗?再打印一份给我们?哎呀恐怕不行没用电脑手写的显得更亲切还手写?别担心我根本没有装老练再见天信快寄到了。我们没指望了我们会孤独终老养花弄鸟别急我打电话给领养中心请他们扔掉那封信喂我是钱德宾有人手写了一封推荐信对对好谢谢再见我们完蛋了先去买鸟路上说给我听他们喜欢那封信他们说我们很聪明叫个小孩写推荐信他们以为乔伊是小孩?他们看了他的画以为他只八九岁你们今天干嘛了?Ella想上街所以我们去购物还买了寿司有趣也不是啦BB很无趣我家妹妹怎样了?我很好我给你买了礼物谢你留我住你给她穿了耳洞?她的鼻子看来小点了吗?你给她穿了耳洞?竟然不征求我同意?我若先告诉你就不是惊喜了我想她看来很可爱但我错了天罗斯会发飚的中东女孩不能穿耳洞吗?嗨爱玛她的帽子干嘛压这么低?她都看不见了人家不想她看见嘛为啥?世界太可怕有战争,还有乔伊冰箱里那玩意儿一只牛奶盒但看来像块肉看她多乖怎么啦?没啥那是夹上去的?是戴上的是她干的?我早说过不能把爱玛交到她手上!我知道了!你说得对你太不负责绝不再让你看孩子!她需要我!她需要一个又酷又有趣的阿姨!我就是!好吧莫妮本来就是又酷又有趣而且有条有理!我只不过想帮你想清楚你将来想干什么!结果呢你还是小孩子?谁稀罕你帮忙。我自己想好了是吗?几时想好的?今天我要当BB时尚专家!啊有这职业吗?该有!我要教BB如何穿戴选衣裳的颜色什么衣服较瘦身BB才不想苗条呢!如何像amy一样美!amy,我要!你想怎样?罚你永世没有三明治吃!比赛精彩你怎么老瞄大屏幕?没我在祷告请让尼克斯队赢吧你上哪儿?谢谢你Thor嘘嘘去等一会为啥?如果不憋一会你就无法摄取所有养分尼克斯球迷请注意积分牌大屏幕有人要问特别的问题迈克安那根娶我好吗?看啊她向他求婚!到底谁更有种?不要误导观众!不许嘘我们!你们去死!喂我就是崔乔伊真高兴你喜欢我的信我爸妈不在家。再见她真慈祥乔把amy的箱子拿出来她要搬走了你把妹妹踢出家门?你给我的bb穿耳洞!不然大家怎么知道她是女孩?不敢相信我竟然想过要帮你!你不可救药!这次见面你在否定我的一切!啊你不许我嫁有豪宅的老头我想帮你把你女儿的鼻子变小点结果吃力不讨好?乔行李怎么还没搬出来?她的破玩意太多了我刚搬来时还憧憬姐妹团聚像童年那样而且没有该死的Gile捣乱她变肥了真的?妈说Gile肥了磅屁股和大腿长肉了?屁股和脸天啊她不是节食吗?本来是后来被男人甩了这才像姐妹真心交谈我不该这样是吗?我老想改造你。实际上你本来就接近完美了谢谢你必须承认爱玛真可爱你刚说“爱玛”?对不起Ella赛场里那家伙真是乱讲你当然有种忘了算了你能忘最好谢不管你何时、以何方式求婚我保证答应不管是篮球赛、还是写在空中或是像有部滥电影里把求婚信藏在蛋糕里是蛋糕对吧?没种的男人还会有什么好点子吗你怎么老提这个对不起嘛是我错我老用愚蠢的方式求婚我爱你我想和你过余生我现在求婚天啊菲比暂停暂停可以了?菲比我爱你。全世界女人再多我只想娶你娶三次都不够我想照顾你和你生儿育女一起变老菲比布费你愿意嫁我吗我愿意。我爱你我爱你更多不可能她是“没种夫人”了“BB时尚专家”好当吗?行情不大好好象大家都不爱听见他们的BB丑吃惊那不是罗斯吗?罗斯!!!真没教
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