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简介:本文档为《119 The One Where the Monkey Gets Awaydoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWheretheMonkeyGetsAwayScene:CentralPerk,RachelistalkingtoacustomerRachel:Okay,okay,IcheckedWehave:EarlGrey,EnglishBreakfast,CinnamonStick,Camomile,MintMedley,Blackberry,andoh,wait,there'sonemore,umLemonSootherYou'renottheguythataskedforthetea,areyou(Guyshakeshishead)OkayOpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,MonicaenterswithsomemailMonica:Mailcall,RachelGreen,bunksevenRachel:Thankyou(Examinesit)Oh,cool!Freesampleofcoffee!Monica:Ohgood!'CausewhereelsewouldwegetanyRachel:OhRightOhgreatMonica:WhatisitRachel:CountryclubnewsletterMymothersendsmetheengagementnoticesfor'inspiration'OhmyGod!OhmyGod,it'sBarryandMindy!Monica:BarrywhoyoualmostRachel:BarrywhoIalmostMonica:AndMindy,yourmaidofRachel:Mindy,mymaidofOh!Monica:(Takesit)That'sMindyWow,sheispretty(SeesRachel'slook)LuckyTohavehadafriendlikeyouScene:MonicaandRachel's,RachelandRossareeatingChineseRoss:MarcelBringmetherice,c'monBringmetherice,c'monGoodboyGoodboyC'mere,gimmetherice(Marcelbringstherice)Thankyou,goodboyWell,Iseehe'sfinallymasteredthedifferencebetween'bringmethe'and'peeinthe'(Rachelignoreshim)'Bringmethe'andRachRachel:WhatRoss:HiRachel:Oh,I'msorryOh,thisissostupid!Imean,IgaveBarryup,rightIshouldbehappyforthem!Iam,I'mhappyforthemRoss:ReallyRachel:NoOh,oh,IguessitwouldbedifferentifIwerewithsomebodyRoss:Whoah,uh,whathappenedto,uh,'Forgetrelationships!I'mdonewithmen!'Thewhole,uh,penisembargoRachel:Oh,Idon'tknowIguessit'snotaboutnoguys,it'sabouttherightguy,y'knowImean,withBarry,itwassafeanditwaseasy,buttherewasnoheatWithPaolo,that'salltherewas,washeat!Anditwasjustthisraw,animal,sexualRoss:WaitwaitI,IgotitIwasthereRachel:Well,Imean,doyouthinkyoucaneverhavebothY'knowSomeonewho'slike,who'slikeyourbestfriend,butthenalsocanmakeyourtoescurlRoss:YesYesYes!Yes,Ireallydo!Infact,it'sfunny,veryoften,someonewhoyouwouldn'tthinkcouldcouldcurlyourtoes,mightjustbetheonewho(Entertheotherfour)Monica:HiRoss:GetsinterruptedHi!Rachel:Hi,howwasthemovieMonica:Wonderful!Phoebe:Sogood!Joey:SuckfestChandler:ToootalchickflickPhoebe:II'msorryitwasn'toneofthosemovieswith,like,y'know,gunsandbombsand,like,busesgoingreallyfastJoey:Hey,Idon'tneedviolencetoenjoyamovieJustsolongasthere'salittlenudityMonica:Therewasnudity!Joey:ImeantfemalenudityAlrightIdon'tneedtoseeLouGrantfrolickingMonicaandPhoebe:Hugh!HughGrant!Ross:Alright,I'vegottagoC'mon,Marcel!C'mon!We'regonnagotakeabathYesweare,aren'tweYes,weareChandler:They'restilljustfriends,rightRachel:(ToMarcel)AndIwillseeyoutomorrow!Ross:That'sright,you'regonnaspendtomorrowatAuntRachel's,aren'tyouMonica:Oh,hangon,hangonDoesAuntMonicagetasayinthisRoss:'Pwease,AuntMonica,pwease'Oh,unclenchYou'renotevengonnabethereScene:JoeG'sPizza,theguysarethereChandler:Ican'tbelieveweareevenhavingthisdiscussionJoey:IagreeI'm,like,indisbeliefChandler:Imean,don'tyouthinkifthingsweregonnahappenwithRachel,theywould'vehappenedalreadyRoss:I'mtellingyou,shesaidshe'slookingforarelationshipwithsomeoneexactlylikemeJoey:ShereallysaidthatRoss:Well,Iaddedthe'exactlylikeme'partButshesaidshe'slookingforsomeone,andsomeoneisgonnabetheretonightJoey:'Tonight'tonightRoss:Well,Ithinkit'sperfectY'know,it'sjustgonnabethetwoofus,shespentalldaytakingcareofmymonkeyChandler:Ican'trememberthelasttimeIgotagirltotakecareofmymonkeyRoss:Anyway,IfiguredafterworkI'dgopickupabottleofwine,gooverthereand,uh,trytowooherChandler:Hey,y'knowwhatyoushoulddoYoushouldtakeherbacktothe's,whenthatphrasewaslastusedScene:MonicaandRachel's,RachelistakingcareofMarcelandtheyarewatchingasoapoperaRachel:Now,nowtheoneinthefeatherboa,that'sDrFrancisNow,sheusedtobeamanOkay,nowlook,see,there'sRavenWehateherWe'regladshe'sdyingOkay(Marcelpushesdownacushiontorevealashoe)WhwhMarcel,areyouplayingwithMonica'sshoesYouknowyou'renotsupposedtoplwhoahMarcel,didyoupoointheshoe(Takestheshoeintothekitchen)Marcel,badmonkey!Oh!Oh!(Shenoticesthenewsletterandtapsthecontentsoftheshoesontoit,thenfoldsitshut)Sorry,BarryLittleengagementgiftI'msureyoudidn'tregisterforthat(Sheleavestheapartmentholdingthenewsletteratarm'slengthHowever,sheleavesthedooropenMarcelrunsoutintheoppositedirectionThereisashotfromtheTVandRachelrunsbackin)WhodiedWhodiedRollhimover!Oh,c'mon,rollhimover!Oh!Well,weknowitwasn'tDexter,rightMarcelBecause(Looksdownandnoticesheismissing)MarcelMarc(Noticestheopendoor)TimelapseNoweveryonebutRossandPhoebeisbackatMonicaandRachel'sJoey:HowcouldyoulosehimRachel:Idon'tknowWewerewatchingTV,andthenhepoopedinMonica'sshoeMonica:WaitHepoopedinmyshoeWhichoneRachel:Idon'tknowTheleftoneMonica:WhichonesRachel:OhOh,thoselittleclunkyAmishthingsyouthinkgowitheverythingPhoebe:(Entering)HeyAll:HiPhoebe:Whoah,ooh,whyistheairinheresonegativeChandler:RachellostMarcelPhoebe:Ohno,howMonica:HehepoopedinmyshoePhoebe:WhichoneMonica:ThosecutelittleblackonesIwearallthetimePhoebe:No,whichoneTherightorleft'CausetheleftoneisluckyRachel:C'mon,youguys,what'rewegonnado,what'rewegonnadoJoey:AlrightalrightYou'reamonkeyYou'relooseinthecityWheredoyougoChandler:Okay,it'shisfirsttimeout,sohe'sprobablygonnawannadosomeofthetouristythingsI'llgotoCats,yougototheRussianTeaRoomRachel:Oh,my,God,c'mon,youguys!He'sgonnabehomeanyminute!He'sgonnakillme!Monica:Okay,we'llstartwiththebuildingYouguystakethefirstandsecondfloor,PhoebeandI'lltakethirdandfourthRachel:Well,what'mIgonnadoWhat'mIgonnadoMonica:Okay,youstayhere,andjustwaitbythephoneSprayLysolinmyshoe,andwaitforRosstokillyou(Theyallleave)Rachel:AnybodywannatradeOhCuttoahallwayinthebuilding,MonicaandPhoebeareknockingonadoorMrHecklesemergesMrHeckles:WhaddyouwantMonica:MrHeckles,ourfriendlostamonkeyHaveyouseenitMrHeckles:IleftaBelgianwaffleouthere,didyoutakeitMonica:No!Phoebe:WhywouldyouleaveyourBelgianwaffleinthehallMrHeckles:Iwasn'treadyforitMonica:AmonkeyHaveyouseenamonkeyMrHeckles:SawRegisPhilbinoncePhoebe:Okay,thankyou,MrHeckles(Theymoveoff)MrHeckles:YouowemeawaffleCuttoMonicaandRachel'sRachel:(Onthephone)Okay,he'sa,he'sablackcapuchianmonkeywithawhiteface(EnterRoss)with,withRussiandressingand,andpicklesonthesideOkayThanksRoss:HeyHowdid,uh,how'ditgotodayRachel:Great!ItwentgreatReallygreatHey,isthatwineRoss:YeahYou,uh,youwantsomeRachel:Oh,IwouldlovesomeButy'knowwhatY'knowwhatLet'snotdrinkithereI'mfeelingkindacrazyYouwannagotoNewarkRoss:Uh,okay,yeah,wecoulddothat,butbeforeweheadofftothemurdercapitaloftheNorthEast,Iwas,uh,kindawantingtorunsomethingbyyouY'knowhowwewere,uh,y'know,talkingbeforeabout,uh,relationshipsandstuff(Uncorksthewine)WellRachel:OhGod,Ross,IcannotdothisRoss:Okay,quickandpainful(Startstocorkthewine)Rachel:OhGodOkayAlrightAlrightOkayRoss,pleasedon'thatemeRoss:Oh,whatWhatwhatRachel:Y'knowMarcelRoss:YeahRachel:Well,IkindofIkindoflosthimCuttooutsidethewindow,withRossreactingwithdisbeliefTheshotpansbackuntilweseeMarcelsittingonthewindowledgeCommercialBreakScene:MonicaandRachel's,continuedfromearlierRoss:(Angry)IIIcaIcan'tbelievethisImean,allIaskedyoutodowaskeephimintheapartmentRachel:Iknow,Iknow,I'msorryRoss:No,y'knowwhat,Iguessit'spartiallymyfaultY'know,Ishouldn't've,uh,askedyoutostartoffwithamonkeyIshould'vestartedyouoffwithlikeapenorapencilRachel:(Tearfully)Ross,I'mdoingeverythingthatIcan,I'vegoteverybodylookingforhim,andI(Doorbuzzergoesandsherunstogetit)Oh!WhoisitIntercom:AnimalControlRachel:SeeI'veevencalledAnimalControl!Ross:YoucalledAnimalControlRachel:UhhuhwhydoyounotlikethemRoss:MarcelisanillegalexoticanimalI'mnotallowedtohavehiminthecityIftheyfindhim,they'lltakehimawayfrommeRachel:Ookay,nowsee,younevereverevertoldusthatRoss:That'sright,I'causeIdidn'texpectyouweregonnainvitethemtotheapartment!(AknockonthedoorRachelswiftlyopensit)Rachel:Hi,thanksforcomingLuisa:(AnimalControl)SomebodycalledaboutamonkeyRachel:Oh,y'knowwhatThatwasacompletemisunderstanding!(Rossputshisarmsaroundherandtheyactallsweetnessandlight)Ross:Yeah,wethoughtwehadamonkey,butwewedidn'tRachel:TurnedoutitwasahatRoss:Cat!Rachel:Cat!What'mIsayingCat!(Luisanods,butthenMonicaandPhoeberunin)Monica:HiWecheckedthethirdandfourthfloor,noone'sseenMarcelLuisa:MarcelRoss:MyuncleMarcelPhoebe:Oh,isthatwhothemonkey'snamedafterLuisa:OookayAreyouawarethatpossessionofanillegalexoticis,uh,punishablebyuptotwoyearsinprisonandconfiscationoftheanimalPhoebe:OhmyGodYou'dputthatpoorlittlecreatureinjailMonica:Pheebs,yourememberhowwetalkedaboutsayingthingsquietlytoyourselffirstPhoebe:Yes,butthereisn'talwaystime!Monica:LookI'msurethere'ssomefriendlywaytoreconcilethis!Um,haveaseatFirstofall,wehaven'tbeenintroduced,I'mMonicaGellerLuisa:OhmyGod,youare!Andyou'reRachelGreen!Rachel:Yeah!Luisa:LuisaGianetti!LincolnHighIsatbehindyouguysinhomeroom!Rachel:LuisaOhmyGod!Monica!It'sLuisa!Monica:TheLuisafromhomeroom!Rachel:Yes!!Luisa:YouhavenoideawhoIam,doyouMonica:No,noneatallRachel:NoneLuisa:Well,maybethat'sbecauseyouspentfouryearsignoringmeImean,wouldithavebeensohardtosay'Morning,Luisa'Or'Niceoveralls'Monica:Oh,I'mI'msosorry!Luisa:Ah,it'snotsomuchyou,youwerefat,youhadyourownproblems(ToRachel)ButyouWhatabitch!Rachel:What!Monica:Bethatasitmay,d'youthinkyoucouldjusthelpusouthereonthatmonkeythingY'know,justforoldtimes'sakeGoBobcatsLuisa:IcouldbutIwon'tIfIfindthatmonkey,he'smine(Leaves)Phoebe:Dundunduuuur!SorryCuttoanotherpartofthebuildingWeseeMarceljumpinthroughawindowandrundownsomestairs,thenChandlerandJoeycomedownfromtheupperfloorwithoutnoticingChandler:MarcelJoey:MarcelChandler:MarcelJoey:Marcel(TheycometoadoorandsilentlyagreetotryitAverysweatywomanemerges)WomanNo:Hi,canIhelpyou(ChandlerandJoeyaredumbstruckforamoment)Chandler:Um,we'rekindofhavinganemergencyandwewewerelookingforsomethingJoey:AmonkeyChandler:YeshaveyouseenanyWomanNo:NoNo,haven'tseenamonkeyDoyouknowanythingaboutfixingradiatorsJoey:Um,sure!Didyou,uh,didyoutryturningtheknobbacktheotherwayWomanNo:OfcourseJoey:OhThen,no(Anothersweatywomancomestothedoorandspeakstoherfriend)WomanNo:DidIputtoomuchruminhere(JoeyandChandlershooteachotherglances)WomanNo:Justasec(ToChandlerandJoey)Hopeyoufindyourmonkey(Shestartstoshutthedoor)Chandler:Oh,nononowaitwaitwaitnono!Uhwemaynotknowanythingaboutradiatorsperse,butwedohaveacertainamountofexpertiseintheheatingandcoolingmileuJoey:Uh,aren'twekindofinthemiddleofsomethinghereChandler:Yes,butthesewomenareveryhot,andtheyneedourhelp!Andthey'reveryhotJoey:Wecan't,alright(Tothewomen)We'resorryYouhavenoideahowsorry,butWepromisedwe'dfindthismonkeyIfyouseehim,he'saboutyeahighandanswerstothenameMarcel,soifwecouldgetsomepicturesofyou,you'dreallybehelpingusout(Thewomenquicklyshutthedoor)Chandler:Okay,fromnowon,youdon'tgettotalktootherpeopleJoey:MarcelChandler:Marcel!CuttoMonicaandPhoebesearchingthebasementPhoebe:MarcelMonica:MarcelPhoebe:MarcelBoth:MarcelPhoebe:OhmyGod!Monica:Whaaat!Phoebe:Somethingjustbrushedupagainstmyrightleg!Monica:WhatisitPhoebe:Oh,it'sokay,itwasjustmyleftleg(MarcelmakesamonkeyishnoiseHeissittinginthecorner)Monica:Look,Phoebe!Phoebe:Yeah!Oh,c'mere,Marcel!Oh,Marcel,c'mere!(Luisaappearsonthestairs)Luisa:Stepaside,ladies!(Sheloadsagun)Monica:What'reyougonnadoLuisa:Justasmalltranquiliser(InslowmotionweseePhoebelookatMarcel,thenatLuisaShejumpstowardMarceljustasLuisafiresthegun)Monica:Run,Marcel,run!Run,Marcel!(MarcelrunsoffandLuisarunsafterhimMonicagoestocheckuponPhoebe)AreyouokayPhoebe:Yeah,thinksoOh!(Shenoticesthetranquiliserdarthashitherinthebuttandremovesit)Huh(Swaysback)WhoahMonica:OhgoshCuttoMarcelwalkingalongahallwayHenoticesabananaonthefloorandpicksitupThehandofanunseenpersongrabshimandcarrieshimawayThencuttoRossandRachelonthestreetoutsideRoss:MarcelRachel:MarcelRoss:Marcoh,thisisridiculous!We'vebeenallovertheneighbourhoodHe'sgone,he'she'sjustgoneRachel:Ross,youdon'tknowthatRoss:OhcomeonIt'scold,it'sdark,hedoesn'tknowtheVillage(Kicksasigninfrustration)AndnowIhaveabrokenfootIhavenomonkey,andabrokenfoot!ThankyouverymuchRachel:Ross,IsaidI'msorrylikeamilliontimesWhatdoyouwantmetodoYouwantmetobreakmyfoottooOkay,I'mgonnabreakmyfoot,righthere(Kicksthesign)Ow!!Oh!OhmyGod,ohmyGod!There,areyouhappynow!Ross:Yeah,yeahY'know,nowthatyoukickedthesign,hey!Idon'tmissMarcelanymore!Rachel:Y'know,itisnotlikeIdidthisonpurposeRoss:Oh,nononoNono,thisisjustvintageRachelImean,thingsjustsortofhappenaroundyouImean,you'reoffinRachelland,doingyourRachelthing,totallyoblivioustopeople'smonkeys,ortopeople'sfeelingsRachel:RossRoss:Idon'tevenwannahearit,you'rejustRachel:RossRoss:Oh,forgetit,okayRachel:Ross!Ross:WhatWhat(AmancarryingaboxofbananaswalkspastthemTheystareforaminuteandthenhobbleafterhim)Both:Hey!Hey,Bananaman!(Scene:EveryoneinthehalloutsideMrHeckles'doorRossiscarryingtheboxofbananasHebangsonthedoor)Phoebe:Oh,thisissointenseOnesideofmybuttistotallyasleep,andtheothersidehasnoidea(MrHecklesopensthedoor)Ross:Hi,didyouordersomebananasMrHeckles:WhataboutitRoss:GimmebackmymonkeyMrHeckles:Idon'thaveamonkeyRachel:Thenwhat'swithallthebananasMrHeckles:Potassium(ThereisamonkeylikenoisefromwithinandRosspushespastMrHecklesandentershisapartment)Ross:MarcelMarcelOkay,whereisheWhereisheMarcelMarcel(MarceljumpsintoviewwearingapinkdressEverybodygasps)Ross:Marcel!What'veyoudonetohimMrHeckles:That'smymonkeyThat'sPatti,PattithemonkeyRoss:AreyouinsaneC'mere,Marcel,c'mon(Marcelstartstogotohim)MrHeckles:C'mere,Patti(Marcelturnsround)Ross:C'mere,Marcel(TurnstoRoss)MrHeckles:C'mere,Patti(TurnstoMrHeckles)Luisa:(Outofshot)Here,monkeyHere,monkey!Here,monkey!(MarcelrunstothedoorandintoLuisa'scage,whichsheslamsshut)GotchaRoss:Okay,gimmemymonkeybackMrHeckles:That'smymonkeyLuisa:You'rebothgonnahavetotakethisupwiththejudgeMrHeckles:That'snotmymonkeyJustthedressismine,youcansendthatbackwheneverRoss:Alright,IwantmymonkeyLuisa:No!Rachel:Oh,c'mon,Luisa!Luisa:Sorry,promqueenRoss:(ToRachel)Youhadtobeabitchinhighschool,youcouldn't'vebeenfatRachel:AlrightInhighschoolIwasthepromqueenandIwasthehomecomingqueenandtheclasspresidentandyouwerealsothere!Butifyoutakethismonkey,IwillloseoneofthemostimportantpeopleinmylifeYoucanhatemeifyouwant,butpleasedonotpunishhimC'mon,Luisa,youhaveachancetobethebiggerpersonhere!Takeit!Luisa:NopeRachel:AlrightWellthenhowaboutIcallyoursupervisor,andItellherthatyoushotmyfriendintheasswithadartScene:MonicaandRachel'sRachelandRossarethereRossistryingtogetthedressoffMarcelRoss:It'llbenicetogetthisofffinally,won'titYesitwill(Marcelresists)Orwecanleaveitonfornow,that'sfineRachel:Y'know,withtherightpairofpumps,thatwouldbeagreatlittleoitRoss:Listen,I'mI'msorryIwassohardonyoubefore,it'sjustIRachel:Oh,Ross,c'monIt'smyfault,IalmostlostyourRoss:Yeah,butyouweretheonewhogothimback,y'knowYou,youweregreatHey,weuh,westillhavethat,uh,thatbottleofwineYouinthemoodfor,uh,somethinggrapeRachel:That'dbegoodRoss:Alright(HegoestogettheglassesThenhehesitatesandturnsoffthemainlightRachellooksroundandheactssurprised)The,uh,theneighboursmustbevacuuming(Hesitsdownandstartstopourthewine)Well,solongaswe'rehereand,uh,notonthesubject,Iwasthinkingabout,uh,howmadwegotateachotherbefore,and,um,Iwasthinkingmaybeitwaspartiallybecauseofhowwe,um(Barryburstsin)Barry:RachelRachel:Barry!Barry:Ican'tIcan'tdoit,Ican'tmarryMindyIthinkI'mstillinlovewithyouRossandRachel:Oh!Ross:Wehavegottostartlockingthatdoor!ClosingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,Monica,Joey,Phoebe,andChandlerarelookingthroughMonica'shighschoolyearbookMonica:ThisismeinTheSoundofMusicSeethevonTrappkidsPhoebe:NopeMonica:That'sbecauseI'minfrontofthemChandler:EhIthoughtthatwasanalpMonica:Well,highschoolwasnotmyfavouritetimeJoey:Idunno,IlovedhighschoolY'knowItwasjustfouryearsofpartiesanddatingandsexChandler:Yeah,wellIwenttoboardingschoolwithfourhundredboysAnysexIhadwould'veinvolvedamajorlifestylechoiceMonica:Gosh,doesn'titseemlikeamillionyearsagoPhoebe:OhOooh!Ooh!Ooh!(Shestandsupandstartstodancearound)Ooh!Mybuttcheekiswakingup!Oooh!Ooh!End猴子被送走我刚看过了我们有伯爵茶英式早餐茶肉桂茶菊花茶薄荷茶黑莓茶还有让我想一下哦…柠檬派你不是那个要喝茶的人对吧瑞秋你有信谢谢酷免费试喝的咖啡太好了因为在哪儿还有免费的咖啡太好了那是什么乡村俱乐部的每日公报我妈寄来通知有人要订婚了噢,我的天!是巴瑞和明蒂巴瑞你几乎巴瑞我几乎明蒂你的伴娘明蒂我的伴娘我看看那是明蒂真漂亮她真幸运…有你这样的朋友马修拿饭给我快…真乖谢谢他终于能分辨”拿来”和”尿在”的差别了瑞秋,怎么啦抱歉我真是太笨了是我不要巴瑞的我应该为他们高兴我真为他们高兴真的不如果我和别人在一起就不同了你不是说要忘了那段感情不再和男人在一起厌恶男人吗我不知道我想这不是没有男人的问题而是合适男人的问题和巴瑞在一起安全自在没有激情和保罗在一起就充满激情如野兽般原始的性爱好了我懂我看过你们两个在一起的样子你认为我能两者同时拥有吗找到一个能当知己又能让我感受到激情的人是呀,我也这么认为其实说来好笑时常你认为无法让你感受到激情的人却是…被打断了电影如何很不错很不错逊毙了根本是小妞们看的嘛真遗撼这不是枪林弹雨公车速度奇快的那种电影暴力并不能吸引我只要有裸体镜头我就满足了那电影也有裸体镜头我是指女生的裸体镜头我不爱看卢葛兰的春宫休葛兰我得走了走吧马修快我们去洗澡对不对对他们只是朋友吗明天见对你明天要到瑞秋阿姨家等等摩阿姨能说句话吗摩阿姨请说别紧张了你不会在这儿的我无法相信我们竟在讨论此事我同意我也无法相信你不认为如果你和瑞秋会爱情产生的话还会一直拖到现在吗告诉你她说她在寻找像我这样的人她真的这样说”像我这样”是我自己加的她说她在寻找某人而此人今晚就会出现今天晚上这样最好不过了因为只有我们两个她整天都在照顾我的猴子我早已忘记哪个女人照顾过我的猴子总之下班后我要去买瓶酒去向她”示爱”知道你该怎么做吗带她回到用”示爱”的十九世纪去如果你继续这样我发誓这星期内你就可以和这个浑蛋结束围羽毛围巾的是法博土她曾是个男人出现了蕾文我们讨厌她真高兴她就快死了什么马修想玩摩妮卡的鞋吗你不能玩…马修你在鞋里大便天啊坏猴子抱歉巴瑞订婚礼物我相信你没登记谁死了翻过去不是崔斯勒马修因为…马修…你怎会把它弄丢了呢天晓得我正在看电视它在摩妮卡的鞋内大便它在我的鞋里大便我不知道左脚哪一双搭配什么都好看的阿米许鞋为何一片愁云惨雾瑞秋把马修弄丢了不会吧怎么丢的它在我鞋里大便哪个我常穿的那只黑鞋是哪一只左脚还右脚因为左脚是幸运鞋大家快想办法我们该怎么办有了如果你是只猴子迷失在大城市时你会去哪儿这是它第一次出门所以大概和一般游客一样我去百老汇找你去俄罗斯茶坊别再闹了他马上就会回家他不会饶过我的我们从这栋公寓开始找起你们找一楼和二楼菲此和我找三楼和四楼我该怎么办你留在家里等电话在我鞋内啧芳香剂顺便等罗斯回来杀你有人要交换吗干嘛哈先生我们朋友遗失了一只猴子你有看见吗我放了威化饼在这儿是不是你拿了不!你怎会放威化饼在走廊我还不想吃你有看见猴子吗我见到过一次”理吉斯菲邦”(著名电视节目主持人)谢谢你哈先生你们欠我威化饼他是一只白脸的黑卷尾猴加俄国酱外加腌黄瓜好谢谢今天过得如何很好啊很好啊真的很不错那是酒吗是的,想喝吗可是我们别在这儿喝我感觉有点疯狂我们去纽华克好吗什么当然可以去前往这东北犯罪首府我有些话想说我们曾谈过感情的问题罗斯我受不了了你回绝得倒是很快嘛好吧罗斯别恨我到底是什么马修它…我把它…弄丢了我真不敢相信我只是麻烦你别让它跑出去我知道对不起不我该负一半的责任我不该叫你照顾猴子应该叫你照顾笔才对罗斯我已尽最大的努力我已叫大家分头去找是谁动物控制中心瞧我甚至打给动物控制中心你打给动物控制中心怎么了你不喜欢他们马修是非法的外来动物我是非法饲养万一被他们找到他们就会带走它你从来就没有告诉大家没错因为我没想到你会请他们来谢谢你来有人遗失猴子对这是个误会我以为我们有养猴子但是我们没有结果是帽子猫猫猫我刚说什么我们问过三楼和四楼没人看见马修我叔叔马修那猴子是以你叔叔命名你知道持有非法外来动物可判刑两年并没收动物天啊你要把猴子关进监牢菲比你记得如何先对自己小声说吗记得但总不是时候我相信我们能以友善的处理方式请坐首先我们还没自己介绍我叫摩妮卡天啊你是莫尼卡还有你是瑞秋对吗露莎林肯高中我坐在你们后面露莎摩妮卡是露莎是在后面那个没错你们根本不知道我是谁对不不,一点也不或许你们那四年都在当我不存在难道说”早安露莎”或”好漂亮的连身裤”有那么困难吗对不起我不怪你你当时很胖你有自己的烦恼可是你实在是个贱货什么别计较了你真认为你能帮我们找猴子看在过去的份上帮我们找我可以我不找到猴子后它就是我的了抱歉马修马修需要帮忙吗我们有急事我们在找东西猴子对你有看见吗我没看见猴子你知道如何修理散热器吗当然你试过将转钮转回去吗当然那我就不知道了试试这个是不是加太多兰姆酒了等等希望你们能找到猴子不等等我们对散热器或许不太懂我们可是冷暖环境的专家我们不是正在忙吗对她们很热而且需要帮助而且很火辣我们不行抱歉你们不知道我们有多抱歉我们答应人家要找猴子如果你们看见它它约这么高名叫马修如果能拥有你们的照片就算是帮了大忙从现在起不准你和其他人讲话马修马修马修马修噢,我的天有东西碰到我的右脚是什么没什么是我的左脚看菲此马修过来…站过去两位小姐你要干什么打镇定剂快跑,马修,快跑!你还好吧还行哦马修…这简直是太荒谬了我们到处都找遍了它不见了就这么消失了罗斯还不一定拜托天气好冷天又黑它根本不认识路现在我的脚又受伤了猴子换来受伤的脚真的感谢你罗斯我已向你道歉过无数次你到底要我怎么样你到底想怎样你也要我的脚受伤瞧高兴了吧对你踢完路标后我突然不再想念马修了我真的不是故意的当然这是典型的瑞秋这种事常发生在你身上你活在自己的世界中完全无视于别人的猴子或是别人的感觉…罗斯我不想听罗斯罗斯搬香蕉的这下可好一边的屁股在睡觉另一边却毫无所知你有订香蕉吗那是干吗的还我的猴子我没猴子干嘛买一箱香蕉补充钾马修它在哪儿马修它在哪儿马修你对它怎么了这是我的猴子它叫佩蒂你疯了不成过来马修…过来佩蒂猴子过来…总算逮到你了把我的猴子还给我那是我的猴子你们到法官面前去争吧那不是我的猴子只有衣服是我的随时可以送回来我要我的猴子露莎拜托抱歉了舞会皇后你高中时干嘛那么贱为何不当个胖妹在学校我是舞会皇后返校皇后和班代你也在场如果你把猴子带走我将失去我生命中重要的人你可以恨我请别折磨他此时你有机会成为大人物把握机会吧不那么我只好告诉你的长官你在我朋友的屁股上开了一枪终于能脱去这件衣服或是这样也不错配上鞋就是完整的一套抱歉我对你这么凶不这都是我的错我差点…不它也是你找回来的你做得很好那瓶酒还在有心情喝杯葡萄酒吗好呀很好隔壁一定在用吸尘器只要我们在这儿不谈那个话题我在想我们刚刚实在是恶言相向大概是因为我们…瑞秋我办不到我无法和明蒂结婚我想我爱的人依然是你我们得开始锁门了这是演”真善美”的我看见范崔普的孩子吗没有因为我挡在他们前面我以为那是阿尔卑斯山我的高中时代并不如意我爱高中,知道吗那只是四年的舞会约会和做爱是吗我上住宿的学校和四百个男孩子每次做爱都是一次生活方式的重大抉择天啊那不是回到史前时代我的屁股醒了

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