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106 The One With the Butt

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简介:本文档为《106 The One With the Buttdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWiththeButtScene:ATheater,thegangisintheaudiencewatingforaplayofJoey'stostartRachel:(readingtheprogram)Ooh!Look!Look!Look!Look,there'sJoey'spicture!Thisissoexciting!Chandler:Youcanalwaysspotsomeonewho'sneverseenoneofhisplaysbeforeNotice,nofear,nosenseofimpendingdoomPhoebe:Theexclamationpointinthetitlescaresme(Gesturing)Y'know,it'snotjustFreud,it'sFreud!(Thelightsdim)Ross:Oh,shhh,shhMagicisabouttohappen(Thelightsgouponthestage,Joey,asFreud,istalkingtoafemalepatient)Joey:well,Eva,we'vedonesomeexcellentworkhere,andIwouldhavetosay,yourproblemisquiteclear(Hegoesintoasonganddancenumber)Allyouwantisadingle,Whatyouenvy'saschwang,Athingthroughwhichyoucantinkle,Orplaywith,orsimplylethangOpeningCreditsScene:TheTheater,theplayhasendedandeveryoneisapplauding Assoonasthecastleaves,thegangallgroanandsitdownheavilyRachel:GodIfeelviolatedMonica:Didanybodyelsefeeltheyjustwantedtopeeltheskinofftheirbody,tohavesomethingelsetodoChandler:(staringatawomanacrosstheroom)Ross,teno'clockRoss:IsitFeelsliketwoChandler:No,teno'clockRoss:WhatChandler:(sighsandgesturestoexplain)There'sabeautifulwomanateight,nine,teno'clock!Ross:OhHello!Chandler:She'samazing!ShemakesthewomenthatIdreamaboutlooklikeshort,fat,baldmen!Monica:Well,goovertoher!She'snotwithanyoneChandler:Ohyeah,andwhatwouldmyopeninglinebe'ExcusemeBlarrglarrghh'Rachel:Oh,c'monShe'saperson,youcandoit!Chandler:Ohplease,couldshebemoreoutofmyleagueRoss,backmeuphereRoss:HecouldnevergetawomanlikethatinamillionyearsChandler:Thankyou,buddyPhoebe:Oh,oh,buty'know,youalwaysseethesereallybeautifulwomenwiththesereallynothingguys,youcouldbeoneofthoseguysMonica:Youcoulddothat!Chandler:Y'thinkAll:Yeah!Chandler:OhGod,Ican'tbelieveI'mevenconsideringthisI'mveryveryawareofmytongueRoss:C'mon!C'mon!Chandler:Heregoes(Hewalksovertoherbutjuststandsthere)Aurora:YesChandler:Hiumokay,nextwordwouldbeChandler!Chandlerismyname,and,uh(Heclearshisthroatnoisily)hiAurora:Yes,yousaidthatChandler:Yes,yesIdid,butwhatIdidn'tsaywaswhatIwasabouttosay,whatIwantedtosaywas,uhwouldyouliketogooutwithmesometime,thankyou,goodnight(Hewalksbacktotheothersbutshecallshimback)Aurora:Chandler(Joeyentersfrombehindacurtain Theothersalltalkatonce)All:Hey!You'reinaplay!Ididn'tknowyoucoulddance!Youhadabeard!Joey:Whadjathink(Pause)All:Hey!You'reinaplay!Ididn'tknowyoucoulddance!Youhadabeard!Joey:C'mon,youguys,itwasn'tthatbadItwasbetterthanthatthingIdidwiththetrolls,atleastyougottoseemyheadAll:(admitting)SawyourheadSawyourheadChandler:(runningback)Shesaidyes!!Shesaidyes!!(ToJoey)Awfulplay,manWhoah(ToAll)Hername'sAurora,andshe'sItalian,andshepronouncesmyname'Chandlrr''Chandlrr'IthinkIlikeitbetterthatway(ToJoey)Oh,listen,theushergavemethistogivetoyou(Hefishesacardoutofhispocket)Rachel:WhatisitJoey:TheEstelleLeonardTalentAgencyWow,anagencyleftmeitscard!Maybetheywannasignme!Phoebe:BasedonthisplayBasedonthisplay!Scene:CentralPerk,everyoneelseisthereasChandlerentersChandler:Hey,kidsAll:HeyPhoebe:(readingMonica'spalm)No,'causethislineispassion,andthisisjustalineChandler:Well,Ican'tbelieveI'vebeenherealmostsevensecondsandyouhaven'taskedmehowmydatewentMonica:Oh,right,rightHowwasyourdate,'Chandlrr'Chandler:ItwasunbelievableII'venevermetanyonelikeherShe'shadthemostamazinglife!ShewasintheIsraeliarmy(AflashbackofAuroraandChandlerontheirdateinCentralPerkisdenotedbyitalics)Aurora:LuckilynoneofthebulletshittheengineblockSo,wemadeittotheborder,butjustbarely,andII'vebeentalkingaboutmyselfallnightlong,I'msorryWhataboutyouTellmeoneofyourstoriesChandler:AlrightOnceIgotonthesubway,right,anditwasatnight,andIrodeitallthewaytoBrooklynjustforthehellofitChandler:Wetalked'tilliketwoItwasthisperfecteveningmoreorlessAurora:AllofasuddenwerealisedwewereinYammonChandler:Oh,I'msorry,so'we'isAurora:'We'wouldbemeandRickJoey:Who'sRickChandler:Who'sRickAurora:MyhusbandAll:OoooohhhChandler:Oh,soyou'redivorcedAurora:NoChandler:Oh,I'msorry,thenyou'rewidowedHopefullyAurora:No,I'mstillmarriedChandler:Sotellme,howdohowdoyouthinkyourhusbandwouldfeelaboutyousittingherewithmeSlidingyourfootsofarupmypantlegyoucancountthechangeinmypocketAurora:Don'tworryIimaginehe'dbeokaywithyoubecausereally,he'sokaywithEthanChandler:EthanThere's,there'sanEthanAurora:MmmmEthanismyboyfriendAll:What!Chandler:Soexplainsomethingtomehere,uh,whatkindofarelationshipdoyouimagineushavingifyoualreadyhaveahusbandandaboyfriendAurora:IsupposemainlysexualChandler:HmMonica:OhI'msorryitdidn'tworkoutChandler:What'notworkout'I'mseeingheragainonThursdayDidn'tyoulistentothestoryMonica:Didn'tyoulistentothestoryImean,thisistwisted!HowcouldyougetinvolvedwithawomanlikethisChandler:Well,y'know,Ihadsometroublewithitatfirsttoo,butthewayIlookatitis,Igetallthegoodstuff:allthefun,allthetalking,allthesexandnoneoftheresponsibilityImean,thisiseveryguy'sfantasy!Phoebe:Oh,yeahThatisnottrueRoss,isthisyourfantasyRoss:No,ofcoursenot!(Thinks)Yeah,yeah,itisMonica:WhatSoyouguysdon'tmindgoingoutwithsomeoneelsewho'sgoingoutwithsomeoneelseJoey:Icouldn'tdoitMonica:Goodforyou,JoeyJoey:WhenI'mwithawoman,IneedtoknowthatI'mgoingoutwithmorepeoplethansheisRoss:Well,y'know,monogamycanbea,uh,trickyconceptImean,anthropologicallyspeaking(Theyallpretendtofallasleep)Ross:FineFine,alright,nowyou'llneverknowMonica:We'rekiddingC'mon,tellus!All:Yeah!C'mon!Ross:AlrightThere'satheory,putforthbyRichardLeakey(Theyallfallasleepagain)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RachelisthereasenterexceptJoeyenterRachel:Tahdaaah!Chandler:Arewegreetingeachotherthiswaynow'CauseIlikethatRachel:Look!Icleaned!Ididthewindows,IdidthefloorsIevenusedalltheattachmentsonthevacuum,exceptthatlittleroundonewiththebristles,Idon'tknowwhatthat'sforRoss:Ohyeah,nobodyknowsAndwe'renotsupposedtoaskRachel:Well,whaddyathinkAll:Veryclean!Itlooksgreat!Terrific!Monica:Oh!IIseeyoumovedthegreenottomanAll:UhohMonica:HowhowdidthathappenRachel:IdunnoIIthoughtitlookedbetterthereAndIandalso,it'sanextraseataroundthecoffeetableMonica:Yeah,yeah,it'sinterestingbuty'knowwhatJustforfun,let'sseewhatitlookedlikeintheoldspot(Shemovesit)Alright,justtocompareLet'sseeWell,itlooksgoodtheretooLet'sjustleaveitthereforawhilePhoebe:(toRachel)Ican'tbelieveyoutriedtomovethegreenottomanChandler:ThankGodyoudidn'ttrytofanoutthemagazinesImean,she'llscratchyoureyesrightoutMonica:Youguys,Iamnotthatbad!Phoebe:Yeah,youare,MonicaRememberwhenIlivedwithyouYouwerelike,alittle,y'know,(psycho)Ree!Ree!Ree!Ree!Monica:Thatissounfair!Ross:Ohc'mon!Whenwewerekids,yourswastheonlyRaggedyAnndollthatwasn'traggedy!Monica:Okay,soI'mresponsible,I'morganisedButhey,IcanbeakookRoss:Alright,youmadcapgalTrytoimaginethisThephonebillarrives,butyoudon'tpayitrightawayMonica:WhynotRoss:Becauseyou'reakook!InsteadyouwaituntiltheysendyouanoticeMonica:IcoulddothatRachel:Okay,uh,youletmegogroceryshopping,andIbuylaundrydetergent,butit'snottheonewiththeeasypourspoutMonica:Whywouldsomeonedothat!OnemightwonderChandler:Someone'sleftaglassonthecoffeetableThere'snocoasterIt'sacolddrink,it'sahotdayLittlebeadsofcondensationareinchingtheirwaycloserandclosertothesurfaceofthewoodMonica:STOPIT!!OhmyGodIt'strue!WhoamIRoss:MonicaYou'reMom(Monicagasps)Phoebe:Ree!Ree!Ree!Ree!Ree!(Joeyentersandhe'sonthephone)Joey:(onphone)UhhuhuhhuhohmyGod!Okay!Okay,I'llbethere!(Hehangsupandtoall)Thatwasmyagent(Hetossesandcatchesthephone)MyagenthasjustgottenmeajobinthenewAlPacinomovie!All:OhmyGod!Whoah!Monica:Well,what'sthepartJoey:CanyoubelievethisAlPacino!Thisguy'sthereasonIbecameanactor!"I'moutoforderPfeeehYou'reoutoforder!Thiswholecourtroom'soutoforder!"Phoebe:Seriously,whatwhat'sthepartJoey:"JustwhenIthoughtIwasout,theypullmebackin!"Ross:C'mon,seriously,Joey,what'sthepartJoey:I'mhis(mumbles)Rachel:You're,you're'mahmahmah'whatJoey:I'mhisbuttdouble'KayIplayAlPacino'sbuttAlrightHegoesintotheshower,andthenI'mhisbuttMonica:(tryingnottolaugh)OhmyGodJoey:C'mon,youguysThisisarealmovie,andAlPacino'sinit,andthat'sbig!Chandler:Ohno,it'sterrific,it'sit'sy'know,youdeservethis,afterallyouryearsofstruggling,you'vefinallybeenabletocrackyourwayintoshowbusinessJoey:Okay,okay,fine!Makejokes,Idon'tcare!Thisisabigbreakforme!Ross:You'reright,you'reright,itisSoyougonnainviteusalltothebigopeningCommercialBreakScene:MonicaandRachel's,thenextmorning,MonicaisgettingthedoorMonica:Alright,alright,alright(JoeyenterswithMonica'spaperandhandsittoher)Joey:HereIneedtoborrowsomemoisturizerMonica:ForwhatJoey:WhatdoyouthinkToday'sthebigday!Monica:OhmyGodOkay,gointothebathroom,usewhateveryouwant,justdon'tevertellmewhatyoudidinthereJoey:Thankyou!(Hegoesintothebathroom)(Chandlerenterswiththephone)Chandler:Where'sJoeyHismom'sonthephoneMonica:He'sinthebathroomIdon'tthinkyouwannagointhere!Chandler:C'mon,we'reroommates!(Hegoesintothebathroom,screams,andrunsbackout)Myeyes!!Myeyes!!Monica:Iwarnedyou(Rachelentersfromherroom)Rachel:WhoisbeingloudChandler:Oh,thatwouldbeMonicaHey,listen,Iwannaborrowacouplathings,Auroraspentthenight,IreallywannamakeherbreakfastMonica:Oh,yougotthewholenight,huhChandler:Yeah,well,IonlyhavetwentyminutesuntilEthan,so,y'know(Hestartstoraidthefridge)Rachel:Ooh,doIsensealittlebitofresentmentChandler:No,noresentment,believeme,it'sworthit'KayY'knowinarelationshipyouhavethesekeymomentsthatyouknowyou'llrememberfortherestofyourlifeWell,everysinglesecondislikethatwithAuroraandI'vejustwastedaboutthirtyfiveofthemtalkingtoyoupeople,so,uhMonica,canyouhelpmewiththedoor(Hehasarmloadsofstuff)Monica:SureOh,um,ChandlerY'know,thetheoldMonicawouldwouldremindyoutoscrubthatTeflonpanwithaplasticbrushButI'mnotgonnadothat(Sheopensthedoorandheleaves)Scene:AFilmSet,JoeyisenteringforhissceneDirector:(onphone)Dammit,hirethegirl!(Hehangsupthephone)Okay,everybodyreadyJoey:Uh,listen,IjustwannathankyouforthisgreatopportunityDirector:LosetherobeJoey:MeDirector:ThatwouldworkJoey:RightOkayLosingtherobe(Hetakesofftherobe)AndtherobeislostDirector:Okay,everybody,we'dliketogetthisinonetake,pleaseLet'srollitwater'sworking(Theshowerstarts)andaction(Joeystartstotheshowerwithagrim,determinedlookonhisface)Director:AndcutHey,ButtGuy,whatthehellareyoudoingJoey:Well,I'mI'mshoweringDirector:No,thatwasclenchingJoey:OhWell,thewayIseeit,theguy'supsethere,y'knowImean,hiswife'sdead,hisbrother'smissingIthinkhisbuttwouldbeangryhereDirector:IthinkhisbuttwouldliketogetthisshotbeforelunchOnceagain,rollingwaterworkingandactionandcutWhatwasthatJoey:IwasgoingforquietdesperationButifyouhavetoaskScene:ChandlerandJoey's,AuroraandChandlerareinbedinChandler'sroomChandler:God,IlovethesefingersAurora:ThankyouChandler:No,actuallyImeantmyfingersLookat'em,lookathowhappytheyareAurora:(movesChandler'sarmandlookathiswatch)OhmyGod,I'mlate(Shestartstogetup)Chandler:Ohnononononononnononono,don'tgo(Hekissesherandpullsherbackdown)Aurora:OkayChandler:Don'tgoAurora:OkayOhno,IhavetoChandler:(tohimself)Toobad,she'sleavingAurora:(gettingupanddressing)I'msorryHe'llbewaitingformeChandler:Well,IthoughtIthoughtyoutalkedtoRickAurora:It'snotRickChandler:What,EthanHegottospendthewholedaywithyou!Aurora:No,it'sit'sAndrewChandler:Iknowthere'llbemanymomentsintheyearstocomewhenI'llregretaskingthefollowingquestion,butAndAndrewisAurora:He'snewChandler:Oh,sowhatyou'resayingisyou'renotcompletelyfulfilledbyRick,EthanandmyselfAurora:No,that'snotexactlywhatIwasChandler:Well,y'know,mostwomenwouldkillforthreeguyslikeusAurora:SowhatdoyouwantChandler:YouAurora:Youhaveme!Chandler:Nono,justyouAurora:WhaddyoumeanChandler:LosetheotherguysAurora:Like,allofthemChandler:C'mon,we'regreattogether,whynotAurora:Whycan'twejusthavewhatwehavenowWhycan'twejusttalk,andlaugh,andmakelove,withoutfeelingobligatedtooneanotherandupuntiltonightIthoughtthat'swhatyouwantedtooChandler:Well,y'know,partofmewantsthat,butit'slikeI'mtwoguys,y'knowImean,oneguy'sgoing'Shutup!Thisisgreat!'Butthere'sthisotherguyActuallyit'sthesameguythatwellsupeverytimethatGrinch'sheartgrowsthreesizesandbreaksthatmeasuringdeviceAndhe'ssaying,y'know,'Thisistoohard!Getout!Getout!'Aurora:SowhichoneofthetwoguyswillyoulistentoChandler:Idon'tknow,IIhavetolistentobothofthem,theydon'texactlyleteachotherfinishAurora:WhichoneChandler:ThesecondguyAurora:(getsuptoleave)Well,callmeifyouchangeyourmind(Shekisseshim,heholdsher,andkissesherpassionately)Chandler:Sorry,thefirstguyrunsthelips(Sheleaves,Chandlersighs,andfallsbackonhisbed)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RossistryingtocomfortChandler JoeyisabsentRoss:Lookatitthisway:youdumpedherRightImean,thiswomanwasunbelievablysexy,andbeautiful,intelligent,unattainableTellmewhyyoudidthisagain(Joeyenters)All:Hey!Monica:Hey,waitwait,aren'tyoutheguythatplaysthebuttinthenewAlPacinomovieJoey:NopeRoss:NoWhathappened,bigguyChandler:(toRoss)"Bigguy"Ross:Itfeltlikea'bigguy'momentJoey:IgotfiredAll:Oh!Joey:Yeah,theysaidIactedtoomuchwithitItoldeverybodyaboutthis!Noweverybody'sgonnagotothetheatre,expectingtoseeme,andRachel:Oh,Joey,youknowwhat,nooneisgonnabeabletotellJoey:MymomwillChandler:SomethingsosweetanddisturbingaboutthatJoey:Y'know,I'vedonenothingbutcrappyplaysforsixyearsAndIfinallygetmyshot,andIblowit!Monica:Maybethiswasn'tyourshotRoss:Yeah,ImeanIthinkwhenit'syourshot,y'know,youyouknowit'syourshotDiditfeellikeyourshotJoey:Hardtotell,IwasnakedPhoebe:No,Idon'tthinkthiswasyourshotImean,Idon'teventhinkyoujustgetoneshotIreallybelievebigthingsaregonnahappenforyou,Ido!You'vegottajustkeepthinkingaboutthedaythatsomekidisgonnarunuptohisfriendsandgo'Igotthepart!Igotthepart!I'mgonnabeJoeyTribbiani'sass!'Joey:YeahThat'ssonice!(Theyhug)(RossandChandlerlookateachotherandhugaswell)Monica:I'msorry,JoeyI'mgonnagotobed,guysAll:NightRachel:Uh,Mon,youyougonnaleaveyourshoesouthereMonica:(determined)Uhhuh!Rachel:ReallyJustcasuallystrewnaboutinthatrecklesshaphazardmannerMonica:Doesn'tmatter,I'llget'emtomorrowOrnotWhenever(Hegoestoherroom)Ross:SheisakookClosingCreditsScene:Monica'sBedroom,she'slyinginbedwideawakeMonica:(humsforawhile,thengivesup,andinherhead)Ifitbothersyouthatmuch,justgooutandgettheshoesNoDon'tdothisThisisstupid!Idon'thavetoproveanything,I'mgonnagogetthemButtheneveryonewillknowUnlessIgetthem,andthenwakeupreallyearlyandputthemback!Ineedhelp!(Sheburiesherheadinherpillow)End屁股秀你们看是乔伊的照片真是令人兴奋你总是能看见从未在自己作品中出现的某人注意力强无畏无惧就算死到临头也不自觉标题上的惊叹号令我有点害怕这不只是佛洛依德而是佛洛依德!安静奇迹就要出现伊娃你今天的表现不错我得说你的问题相当清楚……^^我感觉自己受到冒犯了还有其他人感觉,只想剥自己的皮,如果他们还有其他事可做罗斯十点钟是吗感觉像是两点不十点钟什么一位美女在点钟方向她简直就是仙女下凡她让我的梦中情人,变得有如矮胖的秃子过去啊她旁边没人对我该用什么开场白对不起,啦啦啦啦之类的拜托她只是个人你罩得住请告诉我我配得上她吗罗斯帮我壮壮胆他这副德行一辈子都别想把到这种美女谢了老兄但这种美女身边总是跟着蹩脚货你也可以成为其中之一没错你能办到你也认为是的没想到我竟有这种念头我一向谨言慎行快去我上了有事吗下个字是…Chandler我叫Chandler我知道你说过对我说过但我没说我想说愿意与我约会吗谢谢晚安钱德他出来了想不到你会跳舞你演戏了你刮掉胡子了感觉如何想不到你会跳舞你演戏了拜托没那么糟吧我是主角这次我在轮唱中出现至少你们可以看见我的头对没错我们有看见你的头她答应了…好烂的戏她叫亚萝拉来自义大利她叫我”Chandlerrrrrrr”我喜欢她这样称呼我领座员要我把它交给你EstelleLeonard经纪公司经纪公司拿名片给我或许他们想和我签约因为这场戏因为这一场戏嘿,伙计们嘿不因为这是感情线而这一条只是普通线我无法相信我坐在这儿七秒钟竟没人问我的约会如何你的约会如何钱德真是令人难以置信我没见过像她那样的人她的生活真是太令人称羡了她穿过以色列阵地幸好子弹没打中引擎我们才能越过边界真是有惊无险我整晚都在谈我自己抱歉你呢说来听听嘛有一回晚上我搭地铁到布鲁克林区然后活着回来我们一直谈到两点那真是个美好的夜晚可以这么说突然我们发现自己身在叶门我们,我们是谁我和瑞克瑞克是谁我丈夫噢呜呜呜呜呜呜呜这么说你们已经离婚没有对不起这么说你是寡妇希望如此不我们还是夫妻告诉我你丈夫做何感想你坐在我身旁脚伸到我大腿足以数我口袋里的零钱别担心我想他会接受的因为他也接受伊森这么做伊森有伊森这号人物伊森是我的男友什么告诉我你期待我们之间会有什么关系既然你已有丈夫和男友大概是性关系吧真是遗憾你们吹了什么吹了周四我还要和她约会难道你没听懂难道你没听懂这太离谱了你怎能和这种女人交往开始我也无法接受但后来我想此事百益而无一害只有谈天说笑和做爱不用负任何责任这是每个男人的梦想是吗未必吧罗斯这是你的梦想吗当然不是没错是你们男生不介意和已有对象的女人交往我办不到干得好乔伊和女人交往时我必须确定我交往的对象比她多一夫一妻值得商榷就人类学的观点而言…行…这是你们的损失逗你的告诉我们吧快说我们想知道好吧理查李奇提出这样的理论…现在都这样打招呼吗我喜欢瞧我大扫除了我擦窗户拖地板我甚至还用了吸尘器上的所有装置除了圆形有鬃毛那个之外因为我不知道用途为何没人知道我们也不该问你们感觉怎样你移动了垫椅怎么会呢我不知道我以为摆那儿会更好看咖啡桌旁就多了一个座位这倒有意思这样好了只是好玩我们看它在原来位置的感觉如何只是做个比较放那儿也不错就摆那儿一阵子吧我无法相信你竟敢搬动垫椅幸好你没摊开杂志否则她铁定会挖出你的眼睛各位我没那么凶吧你就那么凶记得我们住在一起时吗你就像个…这太不公平了拜托我们小时候你的”破娃娃”是唯一不破的我有责任感有组织性可是我也能很懒散好吧懒女人想像这个情况电话单来但你不立刻去交钱为什么因为你是个大懒人直拖到他们寄催缴通知单来我可以办到你让我去买日常用品我买了洗衣粉,但是是不容易弄出来那种有人会那样做吗有人会想…有人在咖啡桌上留下杯子桌上没有垫子天气很热,那是一杯冷饮小水珠逐渐逼近桌面…够了天啊没错我到是谁摩妮卡你是妈妈那样的天啊好我会去的我的经纪人打来的他安排我在艾尔帕西诺的新片中演出太棒了…演什么角色你们能相信吗是艾尔帕西诺我就是喜欢他才立志要当演员我失控你也失控这整个法庭都失控了言归正传什么角色当我认为已出局时他们却又将我拉回快老实说什么角色你是…什么我是他臀部的替身我演艾尔帕西诺的臀部他走进浴室然后我就是他的屁股天那别这样这是一部艾尔帕西诺主演大制作的电影别误会这真是太棒了这是你应得的这是你多年努力的成果你终于能登上大银幕行笑吧我不在乎这是我千载难逢的机会没错你准备邀请我们参加你的首映会吗雷我得向你借些保湿乳液干什么呢你认为呢今天可是我的大日子好吧进浴室要用什么自己拿只是别告诉我你在里面干什么谢谢乔伊在哪儿他妈打电话来他在浴室里你最好别进去拜托我们是室友我的眼睛!我的眼睛!我警告过你谁在大吼大叫一定是摩妮卡我能借点东西吗萝拉昨晚在这儿过夜我想为她做早点她陪你一夜没错我们只剩分钟直到伊森…难道你后悔了当然不后悔相信我绝对值得在你交往的过程中有多少重要的时刻会让你怀念一辈子与萝拉相处的每一秒都是而我已浪费秒和你们说话摩妮卡请帮我开门当然钱德老摩妮卡会提醒你用塑胶刷刷铁弗龙锅但我不会那么做的门把可恶请个女人算了大家准备好没我只是想感谢你给我这个机会解开浴袍这样才能演好我正解开浴袍浴袍已解开各位我想一次解决来吧放水开始停屁股男你在干什么我在洗澡不你在挤屁股我认为他很沮丧他的太太死了弟弟失踪了我想他的屁股一定很愤怒我想他的屁股会想在午餐前杀青再来一次开机放水开始停你又在干什么我要表现出绝望但如果你想问天啊我爱这些手指谢谢不我是指我的手指你瞧它们多开心天啊我来不及了我得走了好吧抱歉他在等我了我以为你瑞克谈过不是瑞克什么是伊森他要陪你一整天不是他是安德鲁我知道我会后悔问你这个问题安德鲁是谁新欢你是说瑞克伊森和我三人还不能满足你我以前不是这种人我们三人不知迷死多少女人你想要什么你你已拥有我不只是你什么意思甩掉其他人他们全部我们这样不是很快乐吗为什么不行我们为何不能及时行乐为何不能只是彼此没有任何负担今晚之前我以为这也是你想要的部分的我想要但我就像是双面人一个说”闭嘴及时行乐”还有另一个他每回都挺身而出仗义直言他说”这太丑陋了快脱身”你听哪一个的话我不知道两人的话我得都听他们争执不休哪一个?第二个好吧改变主意后再打电话给我吧抱歉第一个动口这样想吧你把她甩了这女人性感美丽聪明而且遥不可及再告诉我一次你为何这么做电影明星他回来了等等你不是在艾尔帕西诺新片中演屁股的那个不是不是怎么了大个儿大个儿感觉就像”大个儿”时刻我被开除了没错他们说我太投入了我到处宣扬现在大家都想到戏院看我演…乔伊没人会认出来的我妈就认得出来真是令人感动又呕心六年来我除了演些烂角色一事无成如今机会来了我竟将它搞砸等等或许这不是你的机会机会是否来临自己最清楚你感觉这是你的机会吗很难分辨我当时全身赤裸我不认为这是你唯一的机会你的机会不会只有一个我相信大好机会就降临到你身上你必须想着将来有个小伙子跑到朋友面前说我被录取了…我要演乔伊的屁股你真好真遗憾乔伊各位我要去睡了晚安•摩你要把鞋子留在这儿真的就这样乱丢无所谓我明天再拿或者算了随便她真懒散既然这么困扰就快去拿吧不千万别去太愚蠢了我无须证明什么我要去拿但如此一来他们都会知道除非我去拿然后早起放回去谁来帮我一把!剧终谢谢观赏

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