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首页 1007 The One With The Home Study

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1007 The One With The Home Study

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TheOneWithTheHomeStudyScene:CentralPerk(JoeyandRossenterPhoebeandMikearesittingonthecouch,readingamagazine)Ross:Heyyouguys!Phoebe:Hey!Ross:Hey,whatareyoudoingMike:Oh,figuringoutourweddingplansChandler:That'sfunny,weweredoingthesamething!Ross:Yeah!Phoebe:It'sreallycrazy!Thehall,thedress,thefoodIIhadnoideahowexpensivethisstuffwas!Chandler:YeahitisreallypriceyImean,IfreakedwhenIfirstheardthenumbersPhoebe:SowhatdidyoutwodoaboutitChandler:Itwasprettysimpleactually,Icameupwithacoupleofcostcuttingsolutions,wroteoutalistandMonicatoldmetogotohellRoss:There'snowayarounditPheebs,youjustgonnahavetoacceptthefactthatthisisgonnacostyoualotofmoneyMike:IheardthatweddingsarelikeabilliondollarayearindustryRoss:Yeah,andI'mresponsibleforjustlikehalfofthatPhoebe:Butreally,itdoesseemlikethismoneycouldbeputtobetteruseMike:AreyouseriousPhoebe:Yeah!Now,howwouldyoufeelifwegavealltheweddingmoneytocharityandwejustgotmarriedatCityHallMike:Ithinkitwouldmakemewannamarryyouevenmore(hekissesher)Ross:I'vegottosayyouguyck)Charityguy:Well,thisisverygenerous!Phoebe:Andwedon'twantanyrecognitionThisiscompletelyanonymousMike:CompletelyanonymousFromtwokindstrangersPhoebe:MrXandPhoebeBuffayCharityguy:Wellifyoulike,wecanincludeyournamesinournewsletterMike:NotnecessaryPhoebe:BuffayisspelledBUFFAYMike:And"X"isspelleduhm"MikeHannigan"Charityguy:RightWell,onbehalfofthechildren:thankyoubothverymuchPhoebe:Sure,IsogladwedidthisItfeelssogood!Mike:ItdoesItfeelsreallygood!Phoebe:Oh,look!Andwegetthesefreetshirts!(shetakesatshirtwhichwasonthecounter)Charityguy:Oh,actually,that'stheshirtIworetothegymPhoebe:Mhmit'smoistScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartmentRoss:(heenters)Hi!Rachel:Hi!Emmawillbeupinaminute!Ross:Oh,good!Rachel:OhheyRossListen,IheardaboutyouandCharlieI'mreallysorryRoss:Oh,that'sOKI'msuretherearetonsofotherbeautifulpaleontologistsoutthereRachel:AbsolutelyRoss:Therewasone!She'sit!Alltherestlookliketheyshouldliveunderabridge!Rachel:So,uhmwhatareyougonnadotodayRoss:Well,IwasthinkingoftakingEmmatotheplayground!Rachel:OhmyGod,what!Ross:LikeIsaidIwasthinkingoftakingEmmatothemuseumofknivesandfire!Rachel:Ok,look,RossIdonotwantEmmagoingtotheplaygroundRoss:BecaaauuuseRachel:(upset)Allright,well,ifyoumustknowIhadatraumaticswingincidentwhenIwaslittleRoss:SeriouslyRachel:Yes,IwasyearsoldandIwasontheswingandthenallofasuddenmyhairgottangledinthechainAndtogetmeoutmymomhadtohadtocutabigchunkofmyhair!(crying)Anditwasunevenforweeks!Ross:(sarcastic)AndyoumadeitthroughthatIwonderwho'sgonnaplayyouinthemovie!Rachel:Ok,fine!YoucanmakefunofmeIdonotwantEmmagoingthereAndIwasthinkingClaireDanesRoss:Look,I'msorrytohearaboutyourtragedy,okButtheswingsareperfectlysafe,andbesidesEmmalovesthemYouknowwhat,youshouldcomewithusandyou'llsee!Rachel:Ross,thosethingsgolikemilesanhour!OkWhenyou'reandthereisthatmomentwhenyouareatthetop,whenyoujustdon'tknowifyou'regonnareturnbacktoearth!Ross:Spaceisfilledwithorbitingchildren(pause)Look,please,justcomeon,youknow,whenyouseethelookonEmma'sface,Iswearyouwon'tregretitRachel:Allright!Ross:Good,youdon'twanttobeoneofthosemotherswhopassontheirirrationalfearsontheirchildren,doyouRachel:Irrational,huhAllright,well,I'llrememberthatthenexttimeyoufreakoutaboutaspiderinyourapartment!Ross:Oh,yeah,that'sthesame,Iamsuretherearethirtydifferentspeciesofpoisonousswings!Scene:Monica'sapartmentSomebodyknocksthedoorMonica:OhmyGod,theadoptionladyisearly!Chandler:Ok,ok,herewegoMonica:OkChandler:HerewegoStandupstraight(smiling)Bigsmile(opensthedoorandbotharesmilingexaggeratedly)Phoebe:Hello,isthisthecreepyresidenceMonica:We'rewaitingfortheadoptionlady,but,hey,I'mgladyou'rehereIwascleaningthismorningandIfoundthis(sheputsaboxonthetableandopensit)Idon'tknowifyouwannauseit,but…Phoebe:Awe,thisissosweetofyou!ButyouknowwhatIwon'tbeneedingaveil,Iactuallywon'tbewearingadressatall!Monica:Itoldyou!Iamnotcomingtoanakedwedding!Phoebe:No,no,no,we'renothavingabigreception,wetookthemoneyweweregonnaspendonaweddingandwedonatethemtothechildrencharityMonica:That'scrazy!(Phoebelooksbewildered)IamsorryIjustcan'timaginegivingupmyoneweddingdaylikethat!Phoebe:We,youknow,we'redifferent!Wedon'tcareabouthavingahugeparty(Shepicksuptheveil)Thisisreallyniceforyou,but,oh,please,Iputthison(sheputsiton)And,ow,Ilook(shelooksherrefleximageonatoaster),why,well,radiant(pause)Allright,well,whocares,Idon'tneedaprettyveilandafancydressMonica:That'srightYou'remakingacommitmentandthat'sthesame,whetheryoudothatatthePlazaor,whereareyougonnadoitPhoebe:CityHallMonica:Ow!(Chandlerslapsheronherback)Oh,thatsoundsnice!IamjustthereforjurydutyTheyreallysprucethatplaceup!Phoebe:It'sok,it'sokImademydecisionWhatIreallywantisagreatbigwedding(shecovershermouth)Monica:Yay!Chandler:Butyoualreadygaveallyourmoneytocharity!Phoebe:Well,I'lljustaskforitback!Chandler:Idon'tthinkyoucandothat!Monica:Whynot!Thisisherweddingday,thisiswaymoreimportantthansomestupidkids!Chandler:That'ssweet,honey,butsavesomethingfortheadoptionLadyScene:TheplaygroundRossputEmmaontheswingandthey'rereadytoplayRachel:Ok,carefulRoss:OkRachel:Careful,watchherhairWATCHHERHAIR!Ross:Rach,she'sgotlikethreehairs!Rachel:Iknow(shetouchesEmma'shead)butthey'rejustsobeautiful!Oh,myGod,IjustpulledoneoutRoss:Ipromiseyoushe'ssafe!NowatchhowmuchshelovesthisRachel:OkRoss(toEmma):ReadysweetyRachel:OkRoss:Herewego!(HestartspushingEmma)Rachel:Ok,careful,ok(Emmagiggles)Oh,she'ssmiling!OhmyGod,shedoeslikeit!Ross:See,Itoldyou!Rachel:Awe!(Emmalaughs)OhmyGod!Looks,she'salittledaredevil!Oh,letmepush,canIpushRoss:Oh,absolutely!Rachel:OkOhGod(ToRoss)Getthecamera,it'sinthediaperbagRoss:Ok!(hetakesthecameraandwalksbackwardstotakeashot)SeeScaredofswings,Ibetyoufeelprettysilly(aswingingboyknockshimdown)Ow! Scene:TheNewYorkCityChildren'sfundMike:We'reseriouslyaskingforourmoneybackPhoebe:It'sforourweddingday!Right,now,isthisguygayorstraight,becauseoneofusgonnahavetostartflirtingCharityguy:Wow!AreyouheretomakeanotherdonationthesamedayIdon'tthinkthatthat'severhappenedbeforePhoebe(toMike):Gay,goMike(tothecharityguy):OhmyGod,Iloveyourshirt!Phoebe:Thedonationwemadeearlier,wek…,wew…,wewantitbackCharityguy:ExcusemePhoebe:YeahSee,thatmoneywasforabigwedding,thatwethoughtwedidn'twant,butitturnsoutwedoCharityguy:Soyou'reaskingustorefundyourdonationtothechildrenMike:Yeah!ThisfeelsreallygoodPhoebe:IamsorryIam,butthisweddingisjustreallyimportanttomeCharityguy:Hey,it'snotmybusiness,(hetakestheircheckfromadrawer)besidesit'sprobablyagoodthingWereallywouldhavebeenspoilingthechildren,allthosefood,andwarmclothing…Phoebe:Hey,that'snotfair!Aperson'sweddingisimportant!Andespeciallytome!OkIdidn'thaveagraduationparty!AndIdidn'tgotoPromAndIspentmysweetsixteenbeingchasedroundatireyardbyanescapedmentalpatientwhoishisownwordswantedto“killme”orwhateverSoIdeservearealcelebrationandIamnotgonnaletsomesweatylittlemanmakemefeelbadlyaboutit(Shestormsout)Mike:ShecouldhavebeentalkingabouteitheroneofusScene:Monica'sapartmentSomebodyknocksthedoorLaura:Hi,IamLaura,IamhereforyouradoptioninterviewMonica:Hi,IamMonicaandthisisChandlerPleasecomeinLaura:Thankyou!Monica:WouldyoulikesomethingtodrinkLaura:Oh,waterwouldbefineMonica:OkGreatIamsogladthatyouarehereWe'rereallyexcitedaboutgettingthisprocessstartedChandler:Oh,becausewelovekidsLove‘emtodeathWell,notactuallytodeath,that'sjustafigureofspeechwelovekidstheappropriateamountasallowedbylawLaura:YourplaceisjustlovelyMonica:Ah,thankyouThisbuildingdoeshaveawholesomefamilyfeeltoitLaura:Youknow,IIfeellikeI'vebeenherebeforeAreanyothercouplesinthebuildingadoptingMonica:IsthatthatcoupleonthefirstfloorBecauseweshouldgetababybeforethemYeah!Thatguytriedtosellmedrugs(Lauralooksshocked)Chandler:Butotherthanthatwholesome,wholesomebuildingLaura:OhChandler:WhatLaura:IjustrealizedwhyIrememberthisplaceMonica:ReallyWhatisitLaura:Oh,it'snothingIwentonadatewithaguywholivedinthisbuildinganditdidn'tendverywellMonica:Ohhthatwouldn'tbyanychancebeJoeyTribbianiLaura:Yes!Chandler:Ofcourseitwas!Laura:Yeah,wehadareallygreatnightandinthemorninghepromisedhewouldcallmeandhedidn'tChandler:RATBASTARD!Laura:Soyou'renotfriendswithhimMonicaandChandler:OHGODNO!Nope,no,no,noNo!No,noNope!No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,noNO!(finallyMonicaconcludes)No!Laura:Well,I'msorryIbroughtitupSo,areeitheroneofyouplanningonstayingathomewithyourchild(someoneknocksonthedoor)Joey:(formtheothersideofthedoor)HelloooAnybodyinthereorderacelebrity(HestartstoentertheapartmentandChandlerrunstothedoorandshutsitbackinhisface)OW!Laura:WhatwasthatChandler:Oh,it'sjustsomecrazyguywhoroamsthehallshereHe'sgreatwithkidsthoughScene:RossandRachelareattheplaygroundwithEmmaRachelinputtingherbackinthestrollerandRossistendingtohiswoundRachel:Oh,ohRoss,ohmyGod,areyouokayRoss:SONOFABITCH!(turnstohisrighttoseethreekidsstaringathim)(Tothekids)Ohrelax!Ididn'tsaythe'F'word!(Theygoaway)Rachel:Ross,see!Itoldyou,thoseswingsareevil!Alright,thatisitThatisthelasttimeEmmaisgettingononeofthosethingsforherentirelifeRoss:No!No,no,no,no,okay,itwasn'ttheswing'sfaultItwasmyfaultandkindofthat(pointtothekidthatkickedhim)kidsfaultWhoisstilllaughingNiceRachel:Ross,c'mon,pleaseCanwejustgetoutofhere,beforesomebodyelsegetshurtRoss:Nowait,okay,okay,IhaveanideaIwantyoutogetontheswing,okayAndyou'llseethatthere'snothingtobeafraidofRachel:(looksathimsuspiciously)IknowwhatthisisallaboutYou'vealwaysbeenjealousofmyhairRoss:Look,Ijustthinkyou'reanadult,okayAndyoushouldgetoveryoursillyfearsRachel:AlrightfineI'lldoitRoss:GoodRachel:IfyouholdaspiderRoss:(Hefreaksoutandstartsjumpingaroundbrushinghissweater)WHATWHEREWHERERachel:IFyouholdaspiderRoss:Iknow(RachelbendsdowntoEmmaandRosslooksoverhisshoulderagain,afraid)Scene:ChandlerandMonica'sapartmentChandlerisstillleaningagainstthedoor,keepingJoeyout,whoisstillbangingandshoutingontheothersideJoey:GuysEverythingokIt'sme,JoeChandler:(ScreamstointerruptJoey)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaadoption!!Laura:What'sgoingonChandler:Oh,justlikeIsaidThatcrazyBertroamingthehalls(Joeybangsonthedooragain)Joey:Guys!Monica:KeeponroamingBert!Wedon'twantanycrazytoday!Joey:What'sgoingonChandler:WE'LLTALKTOYOULATER,BERTEVERYTHNG'SFINE!!(cuttoJoeyontheotherside,whofinallyleavesthedoorandgoestohisapartment)Joey:Everythingdoesn'tsoundfine!Laura:IshealrightouttherebyhimselfChandler:Ohyeah!HehasacaretakerHisolderbrotherErnieLaura:BertandErnie!Chandler:(nervoussmile)Youcan'tmakethisstuffup!Scene:CentralPerkPhoebeandMikeenterMike:YounevertoldmeaboutthatguyonyoursweetsixteenOh,ughI'msorryaboutthatPhoebe:(Lightly)Oh!ItendedokayOneofmyfriendsshothimMike:Well,hey,atleastyou'regettingaproperweddingImean,youreallydeservethatPhoebe:Yeah,IreallydoYouknow,Ihadnothinggrowingup(thinksforafewseconds)JustlikethekidsItookthemoneyfromMike:No!No,noIseewherethisisgoingDon'tmakemegobacktherePhoebe:Look,Ican'thaveaweddingwiththismoneynowIt'staintedMike:Alright,fineWe'llgivethemoneybackPhoebe:Andifthatguyatthecharitygivesusahardtime,myfriendhasn'tshotanyoneinareallylongtimeScene:MonicaandChandler'sTheyarepreparingtoshowLauraaroundLauraisstandingwithherbacktothewindow,ChandlerandMonicaarestandingoneithersideofher,facingeachotherLaura:Well,Imustsay,thisseemslikealovelyenvironmenttoraiseachildinMonica:Oh,bytheway,youaremorethanwelcometolookunderanyofthefurniture,because,believeme,youwon'tfindanypornorcigarettesunderthere!Laura:Oh!Well,actually,beforewelookaround,letmemakesureIhaveeverythingIneeduptohere(ShestartscheckingherformChandlerseesmovementnearthewindowfromthecornerofhiseyeandwhenhelookshespotsJoeyclimbingupthefireescapeandontotheirbalconyHewarnsMonicasilently)Monica:(PullsLauraintothespareroom)Whydon'tIshowyouthebaby'sroom(Joeyentersthroughthesidewindowandjogstowardsthekitchenholdingabaseballbat)Chandler:WhatthehellareyoudoingJoey:Well,youwouldn'tletmein,soIthoughtyouwereintroubleChandler:Well,we'renotJoey:Butyoucalledme'Bert'!That'sourcodewordfordanger!Chandler:Wedon'thaveacodewordJoey:Wedon'tWereallyshouldFromnowon,'Bert'willbeourcodewordfordanger(Monicatalksloudlyinthebaby'sroom)Monica:Sothatwasthebaby'sroom(TheycomeoutandChandlerthrowsJoeybehindthecouchandputshisfootonhimMonicalooksatChandler)Monica:(ToChandler)WhatroomshouldweseenextChandler:Anyroomthatisn'tbehindthiscouch!(laughsnervously)Monica:(laughsnervouslyaswell,Lauralooksconfused)(ToLaura)Somepeopledon'tgethim,butIthinkhe'sreallyfunny!(ShetakesLauratotheirownbedroom)(Joeygetsupandlookannoyed)Joey:(quiveringwithanger)Ididnotcareforthat!Chandler:(escortingJoeytothedoor)YouhavetogetoutofhereYousleptwithoursocialworkerandyounevercalledherbackandsheisstillpissed,soshecan'tseeyouJoey:Ok,ok!(Heleaves)Chandler:Ok!(JoeyleavesandclosesthedoorbehindhimChandlerwalkstowardsthelivingroom,butthenJoeyentersagain)Chandler:WhatJoey:Iforgotmybat(Hepicksuphisbatandholdsitup,butthenMonicaandLauraenterthelivingroomagainWhenLauraseesJoey,shefreezes)Laura:OhmyGod!Chandler:Andforthelasttime,wedonotwanttobefriendswithyou!Andwedon'twanttobuyyourbat!(Joeylowershisbat)Laura:WhatareyoudoinghereJoey:(toChandler)Bert!Bert!Bert!Bert!Laura:AreyoufriendswithhimChandler:IcanexplainJoeyJoey:UhmokuhmWell,yeahYouhavegotsomenerve,comingbackhereIcan'tbelieveyounevercalledmeLaura:ExcusemeJoey:OhyeahProbablyyoudon'tevenremembermynameIt'sJoey,bythewayAnddon'tbothertellingmeyours,becauseItotallyrememberitladyYeah!IwaitedweeksforyoutocallmeLaura:Igaveyoumynumber,younevercalledmeJoey:No,no!Don'ttrytoturnthisaroundonme,okI'mnotsomekindofsocialwork,ok,thatyoucanjustdoLaura:(embarrassedtowardsChandlerandMonica)Well,I'mprettysureIgaveyoumynumberJoey:ReallyThinkaboutitComeon!You'reabeautifulwoman,smart,funny,wehadareallygoodtime,huhIfIhadyournumber,whywouldn'tIcallyouLaura:Idon'tknowWell,maybeI'mwrongI'msorryJoey:No,no,hey,no!ToolateforapologiesokYoubrokemyheartYouknowhowmanywomenIhadtosleepwithtogetoveryou(andheleavestheapartment,leavinghershocked)Laura:Joey,wait!Joey:(actingsad)NO!Iwaitedalongtime,Ican'twaitanymore(andclosesthedoorbehindhim)Laura:(laughingnervously)I'msorrythatyouhadtoseethatI'msoembarrassedChandler:Oh,that'sreallyokMonica:Yeah,thatwetotallyunderstandDatingishardLaura:Boy,youpeopleareniceAndI'vegottosayIthinkyou'regoingtomakeexcellentparents(ChandlerandMonicahugeachother,andthenJoeyenterstheapartmentagain)Joey:LAURA!(andpointstoher,veryconfident)Scene:TheNewYorkCityChildren'sFundbuildingPhoebeandMikeareenteringPhoebe:(totheCharityguy)We'reback!Charityguy:AreyouheretotakemoremoneyBecause,Ithinkwhatyou'relookingforisanATMMike:No,no,we'reheretogivethemoneybackPhoebe:Yeah,becauseyouknowwhat,it'sit'sallaboutthechildren(theCharityguysmileswantingtotakethecheck,butPhoebepullsitbackagainHissmilefades)Phoebe:Althoughit'salsoabouttheweddingUgh,alrighthere(shegivesthecheckandpullsitbackagain)NoOhGodOh!Charityguy:IfIhaven'tsaidsoalreadysir,(sarcasticallypointingtoPhoebe)congratulations!Mike:(takesthecheckfromPhoebe)Ok,look!Enough!AlrightI'msteppinginI'mputtingmyfootdown!AsyourfuturehusbandI'mgoingtomakethisdecisionforus(thinking)NowwhatdoyouthinkweshoulddoCharityguy:YouknowwhatIt'snotyourdecisionanymoreMike:WhatCharityguy:OnbehalfoftheChildrenofNewYork,IrejectyourmoneyPhoebe:Butbutbutwe'regivingyouthis!Charityguy:YeahAndI'mgivingitbacktoyouComeon!Consideritacontribution(givesthechecktoPhoebe)Phoebe:(looksattheamountonthecheck,andgasps)Well,thisisverygenerous!Charityguy:Please,takethecheck,gohaveagreatweddingandawonderfullifetogetherMike:Well,ImeanItsoundsgoodtomeAndthatwaywecansaveup,comebackinafewyearsandmakeanevenbiggerdonationCharityguy:Absolutely!Andwhenyoudo,makesureyouaskforBrianPhoebe:Oh,isthatyouCharityguy:No!Scene:ChandlerandMonica'sapartmentTheyaresittingintheirlivingroomwhenthephoneringsMonica:HelloOhhiOhmyGod!ReallyIcan'twaittotellChandlerOk,goodbye(hangsup)Chandler:WrongnumberMonica:ItwasLauraShegaveusagreatreportandweareofficiallyonthewaitinglistChandler:That'sgreat!Monica:Nowwejusthavetowaitforacallandandsomeonetellsusthere'sababywaitingforusOh(ChandlerandMonicahugandafterawhilethetelephoneringsagainMonica'seyesgetbiggerChandleranswers)Chandler:HelloHaveyouseenJoey'sbatScene:TheplaygroundRoss,RachelandEmmaarestillthereRachelcomeswalkingtoRossandEmmawithsomethingbetweenherhandsRachel:OkIgotaspiderThereweretwo,IpickedthebiggeroneRoss:(nervously)OkRachel:Ok(andpassesthespidertoRosswhoholdsitinbetweenhishands)Ross:(Gaspsandspeaksatahigherpitch)ThisfeelsperfectlynormalOk,getontheswing!Rachel:(reluctantly)OkOk(Sheslowlygrabsthechainsoftheswing,swingsherhairback,andsitsdown)Rachel:(moreconfident)Ok(Sheslowlywalksforwardandbackward,togainspeed)Rachel:whoookwowokOH!Ross:SeeRachel:Aalright!IcandothisRoss:Thereyougo!Goodforyou!Andyouknowwhat,I'mactuallygettingusedtothislittleguyIdon'treallyevenfeelhiminhereanymoreRachel:That'sbecausehe'sonyourneckRoss:Well(realizes,screaminglikealittlegirl,tryingtogetridofthespider)Whaaaaahaaahhh(Rossisnowpreoccupiedwiththespider,andforgetsthatRachelisstillusingtheswingWhiletryingtogetridofthespider,hestandsinfrontofRachel,whobumpsintohim,throwinghimonthegroundagain)Rachel:ROSS!(Racheltriestostopmidswing,andtheswingstartstoturnfromsidetoside)end家访在干什么筹备婚礼计划有趣得紧,我们也正合计这事呢疯了,场地,服装,食品没想到结个婚这么贵是很贵,第一次算出结婚数字的时候我吓呆了结果你们怎么做的简单,我各个项目都想出了一些省钱的方案结果莫妮叫我去死没钱好省的,接受事实,这的确所费不赀听说每年花在结婚上的钱高达亿这其中我贡献过半我觉得这钱应该用在更有意义的事上当真把婚礼经费捐献给慈善事业,我们就到市政厅登个记如何这让我越发想娶你了!高姿态!很好下次你结婚也这么干如何下次我要在夏威夷夕照中结婚下下次吧忙啥呢?领养中心有人来家访所以我们在扫除我们?你不想我掺和拖你后腿!这个人说了算?差不多,这人来看看我们的生活环境我们必须表现得完美,若她有丝毫不满,我们就永远没戏我可以过来一趟她没准爱看肥皂剧小人物认识演艺名流可以蓬壁生辉呢小人物?名流差不多满分了除非你还有什么黄书,香烟?什么才没有!钱德你无中生有污人清白沙发下没有杂志?厕所水箱后没胶一包香烟?录象机里没有A片?香烟和杂志我认帐但带子不是我的!也不是我的!永远不会知道是谁的了!可以帮忙吗?我们来捐钱给孩子捐钱不论多少心意都是一样重我们都会感激数目这样大你一定会非常感激你们真大方我们不留名.匿名捐助.完全匿名两个好人先生甲和菲比布费我们可以把二位的名字登到新闻通讯里没必要布费的拼法是:Buffay先生甲的写法是:迈克哈纳根我代表孩子们多谢两位感觉真棒还有免费T恤拿那是我健身穿的难怪是湿的爱码很快起床听说你跟查理的事了,替你难过没事,美貌的考古学家多的是!当然!只有一个!就是她!其他的就好象是住桥洞里的一样!今天想怎么玩带爱玛去街心游乐场怎么样啥我又没说带她去武器弹药博物馆我不赞成爱玛去游乐场因为我小时候荡秋千遇险真的我才四岁,我荡秋千,突然头发缠到铁链结果老妈剪掉我一大缕头发,才救我出来结果有好几星期头发都不整齐你竟熬了过来简直可以拍成电影你尽管拿我取笑,反正我就是不想爱玛去我想得很清楚了你的悲剧令我同情,不过秋千很安全而且爱玛喜欢荡秋千,我们同去,你就知道了秋千速度英里小时,荡到高处,鬼才知道会不会返回地球宇宙充满绕轨道运行的小孩子来嘛,你若看见爱玛的小表情,决不会后悔你不会像有的妈妈那样把自己愚昧的恐惧遗传给小孩吧愚昧下次你被家里的蜘蛛吓到我们再谈这个话题这两个可以相提并论吗!秋千上有种毒液领养中心的来早了上站直咯,微笑,你好,请问这是"毛骨悚然"家吗还以为是领养中心的来了你来得正好今早打扫时发现的,不知道你用不用得上你真好,不过我不需要头纱,我根本不需要服装裸体婚礼,我不会参加的!我们不会开招待会,我们把婚礼经费捐给儿童慈善事业了你疯啦抱歉,只是无法想象一生只有一次啊我们不同!我不在乎什么盛大婚礼头纱是很美,但是,你看我一戴上,简直就美死了管它!我不需要头纱婚纱这些玩意对!你们是互许终身,不管在广场举行还是别的什么地方都是一样你选了啥地方市政厅好地方,市政厅的人该忙不过来了没关系,这是我自己的决定但我真正想要的,只是一个盛大的婚礼对极!但钱已经捐啦可以要回来不行吧怎么不行她结婚!这可比什么愚蠢的小孩子重要多了!说得好,省着点,等领养中心的人来了再表演不好吗好,准备就绪小心,小心她头发她才三根毛!但是很漂亮糟糕,扯掉一根我保证她很安全,你看她多喜欢玩秋千小心她笑了她真的很喜欢我就说嘛她在咯咯笑呢让我推好不好你拿相机,在尿布包里还怕秋千,真够傻吧我们真要把钱要回来结婚要用!这小子喜欢男的女的我们非得出美人计同一天捐两次钱,前所未有呢是个同性恋,你上你衣裳真帅今天捐的钱,我们想要回啊那是办婚礼的钱,我们本想从简,但现在我们改变了主意要我们退还你们捐给孩子们的钱对!听来不错对不起,但婚礼对我相当重要关我啥事这也许是好事,别把孩子惯坏了,让他们温饱这么说不公平,结婚是大事,尤其对我!我没参加过毕业典礼,没有毕业舞会在我的甜蜜岁,我被精神病人狂追他还说想"杀"我什么的我应当有个隆重的婚礼!你个流汗男,别想让我内疚!你说的也许是你,也许是我我叫劳拉,我来做领养家访我叫莫妮,他叫钱德请进喝点什么喝水可以了你总算来了,我们好兴奋,要开始领养小孩了我们爱小孩,爱得要死不是要孩子"死",只是修辞手法我们爱孩子,不多不少,符合法律法规你们家好可爱谢,这栋楼住了很多家人我好象来过,这里还有谁申请领养一楼那家我们应该比他们先要孩子他还想卖毒品给我其他都是好人我想起来了,难怪来过怎么我和一个男人约会,结果无疾而终那人该不是叫崔乔伊吧就是他!当然是他良宵过后,他说他再打电话给我结果再没联络!这混球!你们该不是他朋友当然不是!不!抱歉提这事你们有没有谁打算留家中有人吗名人驾到什么人过道上的疯子,不过他对小孩很慈祥的你还好他娘的!别紧张我又没说F打头那个字!早告诉你了,秋千危险算了,这辈子再也不许爱玛接近它别这样,不是秋千的错,是我错,还有他的错他还笑,算你恨在再有人受伤之前我们走吧这样吧,你去荡秋千,你就会发现那有多安全我明白了你一贯嫉妒我头发这才是成年人的做法克服愚蠢的恐惧好!谁怕谁如果你敢抓蜘蛛在哪儿我说"如果"你敢抓蜘蛛听见了没事吧是我,乔领养!到底什么事就是那个疯子名叫bert的,在过道上跑bert,接着跑你的今天我们不看你疯了怎么啦过会再谈,bert,没事好象有不妥他独自一个在外面不会出事吧没事,他哥照顾他叫erniebertandernies(芝麻街的动画角色)无巧不成书你没说过你岁时被男人追杀的故事真可怜结局还算好,我朋友杀了他至少你会有个体面婚礼,你该得的没错,我这辈子还没风光过就像被我剥夺金钱的那些孩子一样晓得你想干嘛,别又想让我退回去我不能用这钱办婚事,这不道德好吧,退回去作数如果慈善捐助处那家伙又叫咱们难看我朋友的老枪好久没见过血了我想说,这个家庭培养小孩似乎很理想你尽可以在各种家具下面搜查,绝无黄书和香烟什么的!在到处看看之前,要问你们一些问题带你看看婴儿房你干啥你不让我进来,我以为你们出事了才没有!但你叫我"bert",那是"危险"的暗号我们没约定过什么暗号是吗?应该约一个从今往后"bert"就用来作为遇到危险的暗号参观完婴儿房下面参观哪里?除了沙发下面都可以参观!有些人不懂他的笑话但我觉得他真幽默我不在乎被你粗暴对待你得回避.你和这个社工睡过再没联络她她还在生你的气不能让她见你好我躲起来忘了拿球棒天!最后一次告诉你我们不想和你做朋友!也不想买你的球棒!你在这儿干什么?bert,bert,bert你们是朋友?我来解释乔伊你说你有种还敢回来你竟不打电话给我啊?你连我名字也忘了我叫乔伊不必说你的名字我记得女士我一直等你电话我给你电话号码,你没联络我还想栽赃给我我可不是让你为所欲为的"社工"我确信给过你电话真的?你想想看你漂亮聪明有趣咱们春风一度如果我有你电话怎么可能不打给你?就是不知道呀可能我搞错了对不起现在道歉太晚啦你伤了我的心.就为了忘掉你我睡了多少女人啊!乔伊留步我等得够久不可能再等了抱歉让你们笑话了真尴尬没事我们理解,约会可够人受的你们真好人你们一定会是很棒的父母劳拉!我们回来啦还想要钱.你们应该找提款机我们把钱退给你们为了孩子.至于我们的婚礼好象忘了道喜恭喜你们够了让我做主作为你的未来老公我要说了算你说咋办?不是你们算了代表纽约儿童我拒收你们的捐款我们要捐退给你们当作礼金好了你真大方支票拿走祝婚礼成功幸福甜蜜听来不错我们以后存了钱过两年捐更多好得很下次记得找Brian捐你叫Brian不!喂天啊真的等不及要告诉钱德打错电话的?是劳拉她替我们大大美言我们正式上了领养排队名单太好了!下个电话,就会有人说有BB等我们去领养了喂看见乔伊的球棒吗?蜘蛛捉到!有两只我挑了大的一只.感觉一切正常.你上秋千去没事了我可以玩秋千干得好!我习惯小蜘蛛啦完全没异样感觉因为它爬上你脖子
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