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首页 1001 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss

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1001 The One After Joey and Rac…

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简介:本文档为《1001 The One After Joey and Rachel Kissdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneAfterJoeyandRachelKissBarbados,MonicaandChandler'sRoomTheybothenterfromRoss'sroomMonicastillhasherbig,frizzyhairMonica:Oh,thewayyoucrushedMikeatpingpongwassuchaturnonYouwanna(playswithherfingeronChandlerschest)Chandler:Youknow,I'dloveto,butI'malittletiredMonica:I'llputapillowcaseovermyheadChandler:You'reon!(theystarttogetready,butthenPhoebeentersthroughthedoorfromRoss'sroom)Phoebe:Hey!Monica:What'supPhoebe:Well,okay,Mike'stakingashower,whichbythewaythere'snolawagainstAndthenwe'regonnagrabsomefood,soifyouwant(there'sadoorslamminginRoss'sroom,andsomeindistinctmurmuring)Ross:finallyPhoebe:IsthatRossMonica:Yeah,youcanheareverythingthroughthesestupidwallsPhoebe:Soundslikehe'swithsomeoneChandler:HecouldbealoneThismorningIheardhimdopushups,andthentalktohistricepsMonica:Waitaminute,IthinkPhoebe'srightYouknowIhearsomeoneelseintherewithhim(theyallputtheirearagainstthewalltobeabletohearwhat'sbeingsaidWemovetoRoss'sroomwhereheandCharliearekissing)Charlie:OohDrGeller!Ross:God,you'reamazingIdriend,Imean,don'tyouthinkhedeservesthesamefromyouJoey:(longpauseandhetwitchesabit)You'reapaininmyass,Geller!Rachel:Allright,lookyouguysLook,weappreciatealltheadvice,butthisisbetweenJoeyandmeandIthinkwecanhandleitChandler:Okay,wellwe'llgobackinthere,butwillyoudoonethingforusThepeoplethatcareaboutyouRachel:SureChandler:Enunciate!Rachel:Getout!(TheyleaveandRachellocksthedoor)Rachel:AretheyrightJoey:Probably,yeahImean,maybeweshouldholdoffuntilwetalktoRossRachel:YeahYeah,wecanwait,wedon'thavetodoanythingtonightJoey:Yeah,Ithinkthat'dbebestSo,soI'mgonnaI'mgonnatakeoffRachel:(Joeywalkstothedoor)AlthoughJoey:(turnsaroundveryfast)Ilikealthough!Rachel:Imean,youknowRossandIhaven'tdatedinlikesixyearsJoey:SixyearsWowIt'salmostaslongashighschoolRachel:Plus,youknow,heiswithCharlienowJoey:Absolutely!He'snotthinkingaboutyouRachel:NoJoey:I'mthinkingaboutyouRachel:YeahJoey:Let'sforgetaboutRossRachel:Forgotten(Theywanttokiss,butjustbeforetheirlipstouch,Rachelpullsbackquickly,gasping)Joey:What'swrongRachel:NothingJoey'svoice,butsheseesRoss:SeriouslyWhatisitRachel:NothingIt'sreallyIt'snothingComehere,comehere(again,justbeforetheirlipstouch,shepullsback,gasping)Joey'svoiceRoss:What'swrongRachel:Sorry,IjustuhmIcan'tseemtogetRossoutofmyheadJoey:Well,maybeIcanhelp(hegrabsherheadpassionately,closeshiseyesandkissesRossinRachel'sdress!Herealisesittoolate,andwhenhedoes,pushesRoss'sRachel'sheadaway)RachelRoss:Ooh,yourlipsaresosoftDothatagain(andshehemovesinforanotherkissJoey,pushesherheadawayagain)Joey:YeahwereallyneedtotalktoRossBoth:YeahCOMMERCIALBREAKChandlerandMonica'sroomChandlerispackingwhenRossknocksonthedoorandentersRoss:Hey!Chandler:Hey!Ross:YouguysreadytogoChandler:NotquiteMonica'sstillatthesalon,andI'mjustfinishingpackingRoss:Dude!You'renottakingyourBibleChandler:You'renotsupposedtotakethatBesides,it'saNewTestament,whatareyougonnadowithitRoss:LearnaboutJesus(Charlienowalsoenterstheroom,Chandlerwalkstothebathroom)Ross:Hey!Charlie:So,didyoutalktoJoeyRoss:Uh,nonoIcouldn'tfindhimI'mjustgonnatalktohimontheplaneCharlie:Yeah,soundslikeagoodideaDrGeller!Ross:Stopit!Charlie:PHDRoss:You'refilthy!(Phoebeenters)Phoebe:Hey,haveyouguysseenMonicaRoss:Uh,actuallyIthinkshewenttothesalonPhoebe:Ohyeah,oh,shewenttothesalonalright(Monicaenters,withherhairbraidedandlittleshellsattheend)Monica:Checkitout!Phoebe:Who'sdayjustgotbetterCHANDLER!(Chandlerentersfromthebathroom)Chandler:Hey!aaaaaahhhh!Monica:WhatdoyouthinkChandler:IthinkIthinkIcanseeyourscalpMonica:Don'tyoujustloveitRoss:YeYeahYeahYougotshellfishinyourheadCharlie:It'ssosomethingYougogirlfriend!Ross:You'veneversaidthatinyourlife,haveyouCharlie:NotonceRoss:IthoughtsoMonica:Andlistentothis(shakesherbodysotheshellstingle)Chandler:Whatd'yaknowIt'satreatfortheeyesandtheearsBoardingtheplaneJoey:Whoo,whooWow,it'suhmkindaweirdthatI'msittingnexttoCharlieafterwebrokeupChandler:Yeah,it'salmostifAirBarbadosdoesn'tcareaboutyoursociallifeJoey:Look,doessomeonemindswitchingtositwithCharlieRoss:Oh,Iuh,Imean,Idude,IspentthewholeconferencewithCharlieJoey:IunderstandRoss:No,I'lldoit(hequicklygrabsJoey'sboardingpassandgivesJoeyhisone)Chandler:WishIcouldswitchwithsomeoneIreallydon'twannasitwithAllenIversonoverthere(SwitchtoPhoebeandMike,whoarekissing)Phoebe:UhmYouknow,oncewe'reintheairandthecaptainturnsofftheseatbeltsignyoufeelfreetoroamaboutmycabinMike:Youshouldbecarefulwhencheckingyouroverheadbins,'causeitemsmayshiftduringPhoebe:Aaahyou'renotgoodatthisMike:Youdon'thavetogohometonight,doyouPhoebe:No,IthinkIcancomeoverIt'sSaturday,rightMike:OhPhoebe:WhatMike:UhmIcan'tdoanythingtonightPhoebe:WhynotMike:IhaveadatePhoebe:YouhaveaYouhaveadateWithwhoMike:Oh,it'smygirlfriendPhoebe:(letsgoofhishand)YouhavehaveagirlfriendMike:YeahWell,whenyouandIbrokeupIstartedseeingsomeonePhoebe:ForhowlongMike:ThreemonthsPhoebe:ThreemonthsOkayThisisprobablynoneofmybusiness,butuhm,howlongdoyouthinkyou'regonnakeepseeingherMike:I'lltellherthatit'sovertonightatdinnerIpromisePhoebe:Oh,okaygoodYoudothatAndthenwhenyougethome,maybethere'llbeaspecialdeliverypackagewaitingforyouMike:MaybeI'llsignforitTearitopenPulloutthepackingmaterialPhoebe:Youknowwhat,we'regonnahavesexLet'sjustleaveitthere(cuttoCharlieandRoss)Ross:Right,I'mgonnagotalktoJoeyIthinkthisistherighttimeHe'salwaysinagoodmoodaftertheflightattendantsays"dutyfree"Charlie:OkayGoodluck(RossgetsupandgesturestoRachel,wecuttoJoeyandRachel)Rachel:RossiscomingoverIthinknowwouldbeareallygoodtimetotalktohimJoey:IguesssoI'mjustreallynervousRachel:Okay,wellkeepinmindthatbythetimeyou'redone,they'llprobablybeservingdinnerJoey:OohRachel:StillnervousJoey:I'mgonnagetthelasagnaRoss:HeyRachRachel:Yeah!Ross:DoyoumindifIsithereforasecRachel:Yeah,yeahsure!Yeah!(mouths"Goodluck"toJoeyandgetsupfromherseat)Ross:Hey!Joey:Hey!Ross:So,IuhmkindaneedtotalktoyouaboutCharlieJoey:YeahRoss:Okay,lastnightafteryouguysbrokeupsosorrytohearaboutthat,bythewayWell,CharlieandIweretalking,and,wellJoey:YoukissedRoss:Wha(gasps)WhatWhatwouldgiveyouthatideaJoey:IsawyouRoss:Yeah,wekissed,butnothingelsenothingelsehappened,okayJoey:Ross,Ross,RossIt'sokayRoss:WhatJoey:It'sokayYouknow,Itotallyunderstand,alrightYouguys,makewaymoresensethanherandIeverdid,youknowAndIwantyoutobehappyRoss:AreyouseriousJoey:YeahNowIhavesomethingRoss:IamspeachlessImeanthefactthatyouwouldputmyhappinessfirstlikethatImean,you'reanincrediblefriend,youknowthatJoey:OhuhlookbeforeyouRoss:No,ImeanitYouaresoloyalman,andselfless,andgenerousJoey:Iamthosethings,yeahRoss:YouknowwhatIknowChandlerlonger,soIalwaysthinkofhimasmybestfriend,butnowImayhavetorethinksomestuffJoey:Dude!Ross:Hey,ifthereisever,anythingIcandoforyouJoey:Ican'tthinkofanything(Theybothhug,andRachel,whowasinthebackoftheplane,seesthisandsmiles)Ross:Thanks!Joey:Yeah(Rosswalkstothebackoftheplane,whereRachelis)Rachel:Sohi!Ross:Hi!Rachel:Soyoueh,youtalkedtoJoeyRoss:Ah,yeahWehadareallygoodtalkRachel:Oh!That'sgreat!Ross:Yeah!Rachel:Oh,soeverything'sokayRoss:Oh,no,it'sgreatIt'sgreatHeisHeisanamazingguyRachel:AhWell,obviouslyIthinksotooRoss:Well,I'msoexcitedaboutthisRachel:ReallyExcitedRoss:AreyoukiddingIhavehadsomeverydirtydreamsaboutthisRachel:Excuseme!(andshewalksbacktoJoey,whoisstilllookingveryimpressedaboutwhatRosssaidtohimRachellooksathimandhitshim)Youdidn'ttellhim,didyouJoey:Icouldn'tHewassayingallthesereallynicethingsaboutmeIdidn'twanthimtogetmadandtake'emallbackI'monaedgeonChandlerRachel:OhGod!Alright,fineYouknowwhatJoey,forgetitWhenwegobacktoNewYork,IwilltellhimJoey:ThankyouYeah,Iappreciatethat(ChandlerwalksbyandJoeyletsoutanevil"muhahaho")COMMERCIALBREAKMike'sapartmentPhoebe'sthereandthephoneringsPhoebe:Hi,Mike'splaceMike:Hey,it'sMikePhoebe:Ooh,thatwasfastMike:Oh,errno,she'snothereyetYouknow,IthinkI'mjustgonnatakeoffandbreakupwithheroverthephonePhoebe:Yeah,youcan'tdothat!Oh,comeonMike,straponapairWhydon'tyoujusttellherthatwegotbacktogetherYouknow,womenappreciatehonestyWealsoappreciategentlespankingonceinawhileJustFYIMike:OnemorethingTheremightbeapictureofPreciousonmycoffeetablePhoebe:HernameisPreciousIssheapurebreedordidyoupickherupatthepoundMike:Anyway,IjustwannagiveyouaheadsupPhoebe:Okay,ohandyouknow,ifshegetsupset,justscratchhertummyandgiveheraliversnout(laughsandhangsupthephone)(there'sknockingonthedoorwhichPhoebeopens)Precious:Hi,I'mPrecious,whoareyouPhoebe:(stunned)II'mPhoebePrecious:PhoebeMike'sexgirlfriendPhoebe,theloveofhislifeThatPhoebePhoebe:Enchanté(sheholdsoutherhand,andtheyshakehands)ChandlerandMonica'sapartmentMonica'scarryingthelaundryhampertotheircoffeetableMonica:Oh,Ican'twaitforeveryoneatworktoseethese(playswithherhairtomaketheshellstingleagain)Ow!Chandler:Yougobacktoworktomorrownight,rightMonica:Yeah!Chandler:Soifyouwantpeopletoseethem,thenbydefinitionyou'renothavingthemtakenoutsay,atthebreakofdawnMonica:Well,ifIhadthemtakenout,thenIwouldn'tbeabletodothis(shepushesChandleronthecouchandbrushesherhairandshellsagainstChandler'schest)Youlikethat,right(again,shebrushesherhairagainsthischestandhums)Chandler:WhatareyousingingMonica:It's"Bolero"from""Chandler:It's"RideoftheValkyries"from"ApocalypseNow"See,here'sthething:ThecornrosewerereallyasolutiontoyourfrizzyhairproblemAndnowthatwe'rehome,wedon'thavethatproblemanymore,soifyouthinkaboutitIhatethem!Monica:YouwhatYousaidyoulikedthemChandler:DidILet'srefreshIbelievewhatIsaidwasthatIcouldseeyourscalpMonica:Fine,soyoudon'tlikethemEverybodyelsedoesChandler:Again,let'sjourneybackAsIrecallwhatRachelsaid,wasshehadnevernoticetheshapeofyourskullbeforeAndJoeyWell,Joeydidn'trealisethattherewasanythingdifferentMonica:YouknowwhatIdon'tcareIlikeitlikethis,andI'mgonnakeepitYou'rejustjealousbecauseyourhaircan'tdothis(andsheshakesherheadmoreviolently)OUCH!Chandler:HityourselfinthetoothMonica:Andtheeye!Ross'sapartmentSomeone'sknockingonthedoorRossrushestothedoorandit'sRachelwithEmmaRoss:(gasps)HiTheresheisHiEmmaOhmyGod,Imissedyou(kissesher)OhEmma,ImissedyousomuchHeyDidyouhaveagoodtimewithgrandmaGreenHuhDidshegiveyouabottleofantidepressantsagaintouseasarattle(toRachel)Rachel:Thatwasonetime,Ross,andtheywereonlylikemilligramsRoss:Oohhey,Emma,daddyhassomepresentsforyouokayOkayIwantyoutowaitrighthereComeheresweetieRachel:AaahRoss,actuallythere'ssomethingthatIreallyneedtotalktoyouaboutRoss:(unpackinghisbag)Okay,shoot!Rachel:Okay,uhmalright,here'sthedealRoss:(gasps)OHNO!Rachel:WhatWhatisitRoss:Oh,majorshampooexplosion!Rachel:Uh,lookRoss,thisreallyisn'teasyRoss:Oh,it'sallovereverythingWhyWhyme(looksup)Rachel:BecauseyoutookthreehundredbottlesofshampooRoss:I'msorry,I'msorryYouweresayingRachel:Well,yeahOkay,lookit'saboutmeandRoss:Oh,notanotherone!OhmyGAndthisismoisturiserIt'sevenhardertoclean!WhyWhydobadthingshappentogoodpeopleRachel:Wow!Well,clearlythisisnotagoodtimeRoss:Duh,youthink(entersthekitchen)Mike'splacePhoebeisonthephonePhoebe:Okay,byeAlright,soMike'sonhiswayoverSee,youthoughtyouguysweremeetinghere,andhethoughtyouweremeetingattherestaurant,soyouknowDoesn'treallymatterwho'srightorwrongPointisI'mgonnatakeoffPrecious:I'mnotlettingyouleaveuntilyoutellmewhat'sgoingonhereImean,areyouguysgettingbacktogetherorsomethingPhoebe:AlrightSusie,canIcallyouSusiePrecious:MynameisPreciousPhoebe:Yeah,Ican'tsaythatuhmSusie,I'mgonnabestraightwithyouMikeandIarebacktogetheranduhmunfortunatelythateffectivelyendsyourrelationshipwithhimAndhe'sverysorryaboutthatandwishesyouthebestofluckinallyourendeavoursPrecious:Ijustcan'tbelievethisWhyPhoebe:Well,Idon'tPrecious:Oh,whywouldhedothisImean,what'swrongwithmePhoebe:Nothing,there'snothingwrongwithyouPrecious:Imean,whatthehellamIsupposedtodonowPhoebe:Damnitwoman,pullyourselftogether!Havesomepride,fortheloveofGod(Preciousstartscrying)Phoebe:Okay,notafanofthetoughlovePrecious:Ijustcan'tbelievethatMikedidn'tgivemeanywarningPhoebe:Buthedidn'treallyknow,youknowHewasn'tplanningoncomingtoBarbadosandproposingtomePrecious:HeproposedtoyouThisistheworstbirthdayever(shestartstocryagain)Phoebe:Look,PreciousMike'snotworththisYou'reanattractive,intelligentwomanandlet'sfaceit,Mike'skindofawangImean,heproposedtomewhilehewasstillseeingyouHewasgonnabreakupwithyouonyourbirthdayAnd,Idon'tliketokissandtell,buthecheatedonyoualotthisweekendPrecious:Oh,myGod,maybeyou'rerightMaybeIdon'tneedhimIdeservetobetreatedwithrespect(Mikeenterstheapartment)Precious:Screwyou,MikeYou'reacowardandabastard,andIhopeyourotinhell(sheslapshimintheface,Mikelookslikehedoesn'tbelievewhatjusthappenedPreciousleaves,andheturnstoPhoebe)Phoebe:You'rewelcome!ChandlerandMonica'sOnlyChandlerisinthelivingroomandwalkstothebathroomChandler:Honey,you'vebeeninthereforalongtimeIseverythingokayMonica:Notreally(Chandlerentersthebathroom,andMonicaisstandingthereinatowel,withherhairstuckintheshowercurtain)Monica:IhaveaproblemChandler:ReallyWhathappenedMonica:Well,Iwasdancingaround,andsinging"NoWoman,NoCry"andIgotstuckChandler:Youcan'tmoveatallMonica:Oh,well,Icanmove(shemovesbackandforththeshowercurtainrail,openingandclosingtheshowercurtainwithherhairasshegoes)Chandler:IfIuntangleyou,willyoupleasegetridofthecornroseMonica:(lookingdisappointed)IguesssoChandler:(tryingtountangleher)SomeoftheselookalittlefrayedMonica:Yeah,ItriedtognawmyselffreeRachelandJoey'sapartmentJoeyentersJoey:Hey!Rachel:Hi!Joey:So,didyouerrdidyoutellRossRachel:Well,Itried,butthenhehadashampoorelatedemergencySoIguessnowit'syourturnagainJoey:No,no,no,no,no,no,no,noIthinkit'sbetterifyoutellhim,youknowIt'seasierforawomanThatway,youknow,ifhegetsmad,allyouhavetodoisgoIdidn'tmeanitI'msosoooory(hepusheshisbreaststogetherfromtheside)Rachel:Yeah,'causethat'swhatwedoJoey:Alright,alright,okay,uhmHow'boutthis,howaboutthisTomorrowtomorrowwe'llbothgoandwe'lltellhimtogetherRachel:Okay,thatsoundsfairItjustmeansthatonceagainwecan'tJoey:Iknow,Iknow,butthat'sokayImean,wecancontrolourselves,we'renotanimalsRachel:No!OfcoursewecanwaitAlright,soIguessthatmeansgoodnightthenJoey:Yeah!Goodnight!(theygiveeachotherasmallkissonthemouth,andstareateachotherforawhile)Rachel:Goooodnight!Joey:Goodnight!(theygiveeachotherakissagain,butthistimeitlastslonger)Rachel:Seriously,goodnight!Joey:StopsayinggoodnightRachel:Okay(NowtheykisspassionatelyandthenRossenterswithEmmaTheyfreeze,pullawayandlookatRosswholookslikehejustcan'tbelievewhathe'sseeingJoeystraightenshisshirt,andRachelsaysI'msooosorry,andpressesherbreaststogether,justlikeJoeydidbefore)COMMERCIALBREAKMonicaandChandler'sMonicawalksinwithoneofthoseknittedRastahatsMonica:LookwhatIfoundinthedrawer(Chandlerlooksupfromhisbook)AndyousaidI'dneverwearthisChandler:NowthatIuntangledyou,how'boutyoudoingalittlesomethingformeMonica:Sure,whatdoyouhaveinmindChandler:IthinkyouknowMonica:ReallyIdon'treallyfeellikeitChandler:ThisiswhatIwanttodoMonica:Okay,Ijustdon'tgetwhyyoulikeitsomuchChandler:(Picksupthe"MissCongeniality"DVD)She'sanFBIagent,posingasabeautycontestantTHEEND乔伊亲了瑞秋之后噢你用乒乓球打败Mike真的太帅了。你想要……那个吗?呃我是想不过我有点累了我会用枕套把头包住的。那来吧!嗨!有事吗?Mike在冲凉顺便说一下我们还没有做那个我想去吃点东西所以如果你们也想……那是Ross吗?是啊那面破墙什么声音都包不住。好象有人和他一起。应该没有吧今天早上我听见他做俯卧撑后来还跟他的三头肌说话。等等我想Phoebe是对的。我也听见有人和他在一齐。盖勒博士!天呐太不可思议了……我刚想让你这样称呼我呢。噢天呐是Charlie!他背着乔伊和罗斯乱搞!噢那个尖酸刻薄的……大……荡妇……我不应该这样对你是对的。这根本不关我们的事。不我应该找个方法好好的偷听。给我个玻璃杯!噢我不会那么做的。我不会偷听我朋友的。噢……我爱巴巴多斯!噢……我不敢相信我在吻你。我在吻瑞秋啊!我知道我就是她!瑞秋和乔伊!是瑞秋和乔伊!!!什么?过来这边!唔……哇!噢天呐我喜欢这些薄墙!谢谢。嘿之前你说我们是不可能的为什么又改变主意了?之前这样说是因为罗斯可后来我看见他在吻Charlie……什么?罗斯和Charlie?哇!她真的很想加入到我们中来呢呃?啊说这个干吗?真不敢相信瑞秋和乔伊?那边那对恐龙二人组怎么办啊?那堵墙没人负责啊!有我呢!听到什么了?我想我听见他们在拉窗帘……我们听到鞋被踢掉了弹簧床不会错的!你有想过那是你哥吗?你说出来才想到。找个人来换我啊!等等!罗斯和Charlie乔伊和瑞秋菲比和Mike!我们是唯一没有换过人的一对呢!不是啊!我和Monica一起来的却要和古怪阿尔一起走。好吧我受够了这种头发的笑话了。明天早上我们走之前我会去发廊的。好的荞麦人!你们该来听听这个太棒了……简直就像是免费的A片!呃……怎么啦?对只是……我想我不能这么做……噢……是否因为躺在床罩上?我也看过那些报道了在红外线下和不不!呃我要跟乔伊谈谈。你们才刚刚分手我们之间再发生什么之前我要确定他不反对。我呃……我完全明白。好吧我想我要去找他了……我想……我需要点时间…让我那个……外婆…外婆…外婆…好了,过会儿见。好的……关门声他走了……而她……打开了电视……在看……《选美特工》。亲爱的如果你连这都听得到那你知道的就太多了!嘿你们干什么呢?噢我们在……快要走了我们很伤心所以在跟这旅馆告别。我爱你……天堂旅店高尔夫胜地和水浴……对我们玩得很开心谢谢!再见!OK,呃……嗨你们看见Joey在哪儿了吗?他应该现在在他房间里和他现任女友Charlie在一起。这就是我们知道的情况……好吧,如果看到他,告诉他我在找他好吗?没问题!谢了!谢谢你!另一边墙伙计!另一边!瑞秋你在吗?噢天呐是罗斯啊。怎么办?噢保保保持镇静。保持镇静。我们只是随便聊聊。好吗?随意一点。这不叫随意!我不知道那是什么意思。哦……好吧躲起来!瑞秋来了!试试床下行不行!床底不够高啊。出什么事了?没……嘿嗨…你知道Joey在那儿吗?我真的不知道……我能和你谈谈吗?当然,可以……我简直不敢相信……你们一直……嘘嘘……趴在墙上好好听。然后她告诉我她和Joey分手了某程度上是因为她对我有感觉。呃呃……对……没错……你知道吗我碰到Charlie的那天就想约她出去。噢我明白……我知道这对你来说很难。不管怎么样事情一件接一件而且……噢……还没知道是怎么回事我们接吻了。你觉得乔伊会多生气?这很难说Ross。这很难说。我要去找他了。他一定就在什么地方。就是啊!乔伊!他走了吗?你怎么做到的?Pssst怎么……哇……嘿!你们怎么……这是怎么回事?你们一直听着吗?对!那这又是怎么回事?啊这是怎么回事?好吧这么说吧我们吻了十分钟然后现在和朋友说这件事我想只有六年级学生才这样!哦不……你想过这会变得多复杂吗?罗斯怎么办可他现在跟Charlie在一起。对可他想在正式开始之前先和你说一下。作为朋友你们不觉得你们也应该这么做吗?你戳到我痛处了盖勒兄妹!好吧很感谢你们的意见但这是我和Joey之间的事我们能处理……好吧我们要回去了可你能帮我们做件事吗?为这些在乎你们的朋友当然……去说清楚!出去!你觉得怎样?可能吧是……我是说我们应该先和他说清楚。对……对我们可以等我们今天晚上什么事都不做。对我想这样最好……那么那么我要……我要走了……除非……我喜欢“除非”!我是说我和罗斯已经有将近……年没约会了。年?哇……跟读高中一样久了……而且他现在跟Charlie在一起。就是啊!他已经对你没感觉了。我才对你有感觉对……我们忘了Ross吧……已经忘了。怎么了?没事……说真的……怎么了?没事……真的……没事……再来……再来……怎么了?对不起我只是呃……看起我来无法忽略罗斯……好吧让我来帮你忙吧。哦你的唇真软……再来一次……你说得对……我们真的要跟Ross谈谈……嗨!嗨!你们准备好要走了?还没。Monica还在发廊而我还没收拾好。伙计!你不打算带上你的圣经吗?你不应该拿这个走的。而且这是新约你要它干什么?了解耶稣……嗨!你跟Joey说过了?呃没……还没。我找不到她。我会在飞机上跟他说。对听起来不错……盖勒博士!别这么说!PHD你真淫荡!嘿你们见过Monica了吗?呃我想她去发廊了。哦对噢她刚去了发廊……看一吓!谁会最喜欢这个啊?CHANDLER!嘿!啊啊啊!你觉得怎么样?我想……我想我能看见你的头皮。你不喜欢吗?对……对……对……你把贝壳挂在头上。真是太……那个了……去吧女生!你以前没这么说过是吗?不止一次。我想也是。听听这个……你知道吗?…这真是对视觉和听觉的享受。哦噢。哇我和Charlie分手后还要坐在她旁边太尴尬了。就是说巴巴多斯航空真是不关心你的私生活。嘿有人想替我跟Charlie坐吗?我……嘿!伙计我跟Charlie整个会议都混在一起了。我了解……不,我要的。我也想跟谁换换。我真的不想跟AlanIverson(篮球明星)坐在那儿。呃……知道吗当我们升空机长关闭系好保险带的标志后……你就可以自由的在我的小屋里遨游了……你检查行李箱的时候要小心很容易和别人的搞混的啊……这个你不在行……今天晚上你非要回家吗?不我想我可以来过夜的。今天星期六不是吗?噢……怎么了?呃……今晚我不行。为什么?我有约会。你有个……你有个约会?跟谁?噢,是……我女朋友。你有……你有女朋友?对……呃之前我们分手后我开始约会其他人。那多久了?个月。个月?好吧……这可能不关我的事只是呃……你认为你还会跟她好多久?今天晚上晚饭的时候我会告诉她结束了。我保证。噢好吧……好的。那你去吧。然后当你回到家可能会有个特别的邮包在那儿等着你。我可能会签收。撕开它。扯开包装材料……你知道吗我们会做爱。你不用再说了好吧我要去和乔伊谈谈。我想现在是时候了。空姐说完“dutyfree”(免税)以后他总是情绪很好。注:乔伊听成doodyfree(随便做)了好吧……祝你好运。罗斯要过来了。我想现在会是个告诉他的好时候。我想是的。只是……我好紧张啊。好吧你这样想着:你说完以后他们就上餐了。噢……还紧张吗?我要吃宽面条。嗨,瑞秋……怎么!介意我在这儿坐一会吗?不介意当然不!不!嗨!嗨!我呃……有点儿关于Charlie的事要跟你说。怎么?好吧昨天晚上你们俩分手以后……当然我觉得很遗憾……呃Charlie和我倾诉然后……你们接吻了。哇……什么?你怎么会这样想的啊?我看见了。对我们是接吻了不过…什么都没发生知道吗。罗斯……没关系的。什么?这没关系。我完全理解好吗?你比我更适合她。而且……我希望你们幸福。真的?当然……我也有点事想说……我真是无话可说了……你居然把我的幸福放在第一位。你真是个令人难以置信的好朋友你知道吗?噢……呃……呃……在你……不我说真的。你既忠诚又无私慷慨……我是当然是。你知道吗?我认识Chandler更久我也一直把他作为我最好的朋友不过现在……我想应该重新考虑一下了……伙计!嘿有没有事情我能帮忙的?暂时还没有……谢谢!嗨!嗨!你呃你和Joey谈过了?啊对。我们聊得很开心。噢!太棒了!对!噢一切都好吗?噢不简直太棒了。太棒了。他真是……他真是好得让人吃惊。啊……呃显然我也这么想。对我感到很兴奋。真的?兴奋?你开玩笑吗?我现在做梦都在想着要去干那事……让开!你没说是吗?我没法说。他把我说得天花乱坠。我不想惹火他收回他说的话。我快要顶替Chandler的位置了。天啊?!好吧好吧!回纽约以后我跟他说。谢谢。真的我跟感激。嗨Mike家。嘿是Mike。噢真快。噢呃……不她还没来。知道吗我想我应该走了我可以在电话上跟她说分手。不你不能走!快用东西捆住自己!你为什么不直接告诉她我们又在一起了。知道吗女人欣赏诚实。也喜欢轻柔的拍打。还有一件事……可能……在我的咖啡台上有张Precious的照片。她叫Precious(珍贵)她是纯种的吗?你在兽笼里挑的她?不管怎么说我只想让你知道一下。好吧噢如果她伤心的话记得挠挠她的肚子逗她高兴嗨我是Precious你是谁?我……我是Phoebe。Phoebe?Mike的前女友Phoebe?他一生所爱的?那个Phoebe?你好美女噢我真想快让同事们快点看看这个……嗷!明天晚上你就要回去工作了是吗?对!那么如果你想让他们看也就是说你今晚不会把他们解下啦?呃如果我解下来了我就不能这么做了。你喜欢的是吗?你唱什么呢?《十全十美》里的波利乐舞曲。那是《现代启示录》里的《狂热的瓦格纳》。事情是这样的:这些贝壳是用来解决你头发的卷曲问题的。而现在我们回家了我们不再受那个问题困扰了所以如果你考虑一下……我讨厌他们!什么?你说过你喜欢的。我说过吗?我们回想一下。我想我说的是“我可以看见你的头皮”。好吧那么你不喜欢。可其他人都喜欢。再想想让我们想回到那次旅游……我记得Rachel说的是她以前从没注意过你的头骨的形状。还有Joey……Joey当时看不出你有什么不一样。知道吗?我不管。我喜欢这样喜欢它而且我要留着它。你嫉妒是因为你的头发不能这么做……嗷!敲在你的牙上了?还有眼睛!嗨……她来了。嗨Emma。噢天呐我想死你了。嘿……你和姥姥过得开心吗?呃?她喋喋不休的时候给你兴奋剂了吗?只有一次Ross而且只有毫克。噢嘿Emma爸爸有礼物带给你。知道吗?我想让你在这儿等一会儿等等宝贝儿。呃……Ross事实上我有点儿事要跟你说。好的说吧!好吧呃……好的事情是这样的。哦不!怎么了?那是什么?噢大瓶的洗发液破了!呃听着Ross这很难开口。啊!!还沾得到处都是。为什么?为什么偏偏是我?因为你拿了瓶洗发液?对不起对不起。你刚才说什么?好吧呃……好吧听着是关于我和……噢不要又一瓶!?噢天……是摩丝。这个更难清理!为什么?为什么坏事总是落到好人的头上?哇!好吧很显然这不是个好时候。嗯你觉得呢?!好的再见。好了Mike已经回着来了。知道吗你以为你们在这儿见他却以为在餐馆见面所以……谁对谁错不重要重要的是……我要走了。你告诉我到底发生了什么之前我不会让你走的。我是说你们和好了还是怎么了?好吧……Susie我能叫你Susie吗?我叫Precious。对可我叫不出口。呃……Susie我想跟你直说……Mike和我和好了……并且呃……不幸的是这样就要终结你们的关系。并且他对此感到很抱歉并祝你好运。我无法相信……为什么?这个我也不知……噢他为什么这么做?我做错什么了?没有你什么也没做错。我是说现在我到底该做什么?可恶!你这女人镇定点镇定。保持你的尊严看在上帝的份上!好吧你好象不喜欢苦涩的爱情。我真不明白为什么他不给我点暗示在先呢!他之前也不知道的。他本来没计划到巴巴多斯向我求婚的……他向你求婚了?我这个生日真是糟透了。听着Precious……你不值为Mike伤心。你是个迷人的、聪明的女孩你看Mike简直有点混蛋。我是说他向我求婚的时候甚至还跟你在一起……他居然想在你生日的时候跟你分手?并且我本来也不想说的不过这个周末他对你不忠的太多了。噢天呐可能你说对了。可能我并不需要他。我应该受到尊重。你这个混蛋Mike。你这个胆怯的杂种我希望你烂死在地狱里。不用谢我!亲爱的你在里面好久了……没事吧?有一点事。我出事了。是吗?怎么了?好吧我唱着《NoWoman,NoCry》跳舞然后就挂住了。一点都动不了?噢不我可以动……如果我解开你你会解开这个稻穗头?我想会……有些看起来缠在一起了。对我自己试着解开过。嗨!嗨!呃……你跟Ross说了吗?没有我想说但他的洗发液出事故了。所以我想该轮到你去了。不不不不不不不不……我想最好是你去告诉他知道吗这对女人来说容易些。你知道如果他抓狂了你们可以……我不是有意的。我太抱歉了。对我们的确会这么做的。好吧好吧这样呃……这样这样怎么样?明天……明天我们一起去一起告诉他。好吧听起来公平些。可这样我们又不能……我知道我知道……不过没问题。我们有自制力我们不是动物啊。当然当然我们可以等。那么我想该说晚安了?好的!晚安!晚安!晚安!说真的晚安!别说晚安了。好的。真对不起啊看我在抽屉里找到了什么……你还说我永远不会戴它呢。我把你解救下来你还没报答我呢?当然你想让我怎么报答?你应该知道的啊。真的?但我有点不想啊。我就是想要。好吧我不知道你为什么这么喜欢它。她是个FBI特工还参加选美呢。(想看片
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