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120 The One With the Evil Ortho…

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简介:本文档为《120 The One With the Evil Orthodontistdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWiththeEvilOrthodontistScene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneisthereChandler:Ican'tbelieveyouwouldactuallysaythatIwouldmuchratherbeMrPeanutthanMrSaltyJoey:Noway!MrSaltyisasailor,allright,he'sgottobe,like,thetoughestsnackthereisRoss:Idon'tknow,youdon'twannamesswithcornnutsThey'recraaazyMonica:(lookingoutofthewindow)OhmyGodYouguys!Yougottacomeseethis!There'ssomecreepouttherewithatelescope!Ross:Ican'tbelieveit!He'slookingrightatus!Rachel:Oh,thatissosickChandler:IfeelviolatedAndnotinagoodwayPhoebe:Howcanpeopledothat(AllbutPhoebewalkawayfromthewindowindisgust)Oh,youguys,look!UglyNakedGuygotgravityboots!OpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,everyonebutRachelisthereChandler:Iamtellingyou,yearsfromnow,schoolchildrenwillstudyitasoneofthegreatestfirstdatesofalltimeItwasunbelievable!Wecouldtotallybeourselves,wedidn'thavetoplayanygamesMonica:SohaveyoucalledheryetChandler:LetherknowIlikeherWhatareyou,insane(Thegirlsmakedisgustednoises)It'sthenextday!HowneedydoIwanttoseem(Totheguys)I'mright,rightJoeyandRoss:Oh,yeahYeahLetherdangleMonica:Ican'tbelievemyparentsareactuallypressuringmetofindoneofyoupeoplePhoebe:Oh,God,justdoit!(Grabbingthephone)Callher!Stopbeingsotestosteroney!Chandler:Which,bytheway,istherealSanFranciscotreat(Callsher,thenhurriedlyhangsup)IgothermachineJoey:HeranswermachineChandler:No,interestinglyenoughherleafblowerpickedupPhoebe:So,uh,whydidn'tyousayanythingChandler:Oh,nonononoLasttimeIleftaspontaneousmessageIendedupusingthephrase"Yesindeedyo"Monica:Looklook!It'sRachelandBarryNo,don'teverybodylookatonce!Ross:Okay,okay,what'sgoingonPhoebe:Okay,they'rejusttalkingRoss:Yeah,well,doeshelookupsetDoeshelooklikehewasjusttoldtoshoveanythingPhoebe:No,noactually,he'ssmilingandOhmyGod,don'tdothat!!Ross:WhatWhatWhat!Phoebe:Thatmanacrossthestreetjustkickedthatpigeon!(Rachelenters)Oh!Chandler:(bluffing)Andbasically,that'showabillbecomesalawAll:Oh!Right!Chandler:HeyRach!Monica:How'ditgoRachel:Y'know,itwas,uhitwasactuallyreallygreatHetookmetolunchattheRussianTeaRoom,andIhadthatchicken,wherey'knowyoupokeitandallthebuttersquirtsoutPhoebe:NotagooddayforbirdsRachel:ThenwetookawalkdowntoBendall's,andItoldhimnotto,buthegotmealittlebottleofChanelRoss:That'snicenow,wasthatbeforeorafteryoutoldhimtostopcalling,stopsendingyouflowersandtogenerallyleaveyoualone,hmmRachel:Right,well,weneveractuallygottothatOh,itwasjustsonicetoseehimagain,y'knowItwascomfortable,itwasfamiliaritwasjustnice!Ross:That's,that'snicetwice!Monica:Rachel,what'sgoingonImeanisn'tthisthesameBarrywhoyouleftatthealtarJoey:Duh,where'veyoubeenRachel:Yeah,butitwasdifferentwithhimtoday!Andhewasn't,like,OrthodontistGuy,y'knowImean,wehadfun!Isthereanythingwrongwiththat(Ross'prompts'Chandlerbyhittinghimonthearm)Chandler:Yes!Rachel:WhyChandler:IhavemyreasonsMonica:Okay,howaboutthefactthathe'sengagedtoanotherwoman,whojusthappenstobeyourexbestfriendRachel:AllrightAllright,allright,allright,allright,Iknowit'sstupid!Iwillgoseehimthisafternoon,andIwilljustputanendtoit!Scene:Barry'sOffice,thepostcoitalBarryandRachelarerecoveringonthechairRachel:WowWow!Barry:YeahRachel:I'mnotcrazy,rightImean,itwasneverlikethatBarry:Nooo,itwasn'tRachel:Ooh,andit'ssonicehavingthislittlesinkhereScene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneisthereexceptRachelChandler:(onphone,readingfromascript)Oh,Danielle!Iwasn'texpectingthemachineGivemeacallwhenyougetachance(Rattlessomedishes)Byebye(Hangsup)OhGod!Monica:That'swhatyou'vebeenworkingonforthepasttwohours!Chandler:Hey,I'vebeenhoning!Ross:WhatwaswiththedishesChandler:Oh,uhIwanthertothinkImightbeinarestauranty'knowImighthavesomekindoflife,likeIhaven'tbeensittingaroundherehoningforthepastfewhoursMonica:(lookingoutthewindow)Looklook!He'sdoingitagain,theguywiththetelescope!Phoebe:OhmyGod!(Walkstothewindow)Goaway!(Gesturing)Stoplookinginhere!Monica:Great,nowhe'swavingbackJoey:Man,wegottadosomethingaboutthatguyThismorning,IcaughthimlookingintoourapartmentItcreepsmeout!IfeellikeIcan'tdostuff!Monica:WhatkindastuffJoey:WillyougrowupI'mnottalkingaboutsexystuff,but,like,whenI'mcookingnakedPhoebe:YoucooknakedJoey:Yeah,toast,oatmealnothingthatspatters(ApauseastheylookatChandler)Chandler:WhatareyoulookingatmeforIdidn'tknowthatScene:Barry'sOffice,RachelandBarryaregettingmarriedBarry:What'sthematterRachel:Oh,it'sjustOh,Barry,thiswasnotgoodBarry:No,itwasItwasveryverygoodRachel:Well,whataboutMindyBarry:Oh,way,waybetterthanMindyRachel:No,notthat,Imean,whataboutyouandMindyBarry:Well,ifyouwant,I'lljustI'lljustbreakitoffwithherRachel:NoNononono,noImean,don'tdothatNot,ImeannotformeBernice:(overintercom)DrFarber,BobbyRushishereforhisadjustmentBarry:(intointercom)Thanks,Bernice(ToRachel)Let'sgoawaythisweekendRachel:Oh,Barry!Comeon,thisisallwaytooBarry:Wecan,wecangotoAruba!WhenIwentthereonwhatwouldhavebeenourhoneymoon,itwas,uhitwasreallyniceYouwould'velikedit(PauseasRachelrealises)Rachel:Ihadabra(BarryfindsitdrapedonacupboardandgivesittoRachel,theykissasBobbyenters)Bobby:Hey,DrFarber(RachelandBarryquicklysplitandpretendBarryisexaminingRachel'smouth)Barry:AllrightMissGreen,everythinglooksfineYep,Ithinkwe'restartingtoseesomerealprogresshere(Bobbylookson,deadpan)Rachel:What!Bobby:I'mtwelve,I'mnotstupid(Rachelglaresathim)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandlerentersclutchinghisphoneChandler:CanIuseyourphoneMonica:Yeahuh,butforfuturereference,thatthinginyourhandcanalsobeusedasaphone(Chandlerdialshisownphoneanditrings)Chandler:Yes,it'sworking!Whyisn'tshecallingmebackJoey:MaybeshenevergotyourmessagePhoebe:Y'know,ifyouwant,youcancallhermachine,andifshehasalotofbeeps,thatmeanssheprobablydidn'tgethermessagesyetChandler:Y'don'tthinkthatmakesmeseemalittleRoss:desperate,needy,patheticChandler:Ah,youobviouslysawmypersonalad(Hecallsandquicklyhangsup)Phoebe:HowmanybeepsChandler:SheansweredMonica:Y'see,thisiswhereyou'dusethat'hello'wordwetalkedaboutChandler:I'mnotgonnatalktoher,sheobviouslygotmymessageandischoosingnottocallmeNowI'mneedyandsnubbedGod,Imissjustbeingneedy(Rachelenters)All:Hey!Hi!Phoebe:How'dhetakeitRachel:Prettywell,actually(Wanderingintothekitchen)Monica:(wanderinginafterher)Uh,RachhowcomeyouhavedentalflossinyourhairRachel:Oh,doIMonica:UhhuhRachel:(inalowvoice)WeendeduphavingsexinhischairMonica:Youhadsexinhischair!Isaidthatalittletooloudly,didn'tIRoss:YouyouhadwhatPhoebe:SexinhischairRoss:What,uhwhatwereyouthinkingRachel:Idon'tknow!Imean,westillcareabouteachotherThere'sahistorythere'S'likeyouandCarolRoss:No!Nono,itisnothinglikemeandCarol!Rachel:PleaseIfshesaidtoyou,"Ross,Iwantyouonthiscouch,righthere,rightnow,"whatwouldyousay(Rossflounders)Chandler:Ifithelps,IcouldslideoverRoss:It's,it's,it's,uh,atotallydiferentsituation!It's,it'sapplesandoranges,it's,it'sorthodontistsandlesbiIgottagoPhoebe:WhereareyougoingRoss:(leaving)Ijusthavetogo,allrightDoIneedareasonHuhImeanIhavethingstodowithmylife,Ihaveajampackedschedule,andIamlateforkeepingupwithitOkay(Rossexits,aphonerings,andChandlerdivesforhisphone)Chandler:HelloHello(Rachelpicksuptheirphoneandtheringingstops Asshetalksonthephone,anelaboratevisualgagisspunoutwhichistoodifficulttodescribeinwords)Rachel:(onphone)Hello(Listens)Mindy!Hi!Hey,howareyou(Listens)Yes,yes,I'veheard,congratulations,thatissogreat(Listens)Really(Listens)Oh(Listens)OkayOkay,wellI'mworkingtomorrow,butifyouwantyoucan,youcan,youcancomebyand(Listens)Okay(Listens)Great(Listens)Great(Listens)Allright,soI'll,soI'llseeyoutomorrow!(Listens)Okay(Listens)Okay(Listens)Bye(Hangsupandsitsdownheavily)OhGodOhGodOhGodChandler:Sohow'sMindyRachel:Oh,shewantstoseemetomorrowOh,shesoundedreallyweird,IgottacallBarry(Doesso,onphone)Hi,it'sme,IjustMindy!!Mindy!Hi!No,Ifiguredthat'swhereyou'dbe!CommercialBreakScene:MonicaandRachel's,thenextmorning Chandlerissittingandstaringathisphone MonicaentersandcreepsupnexttoChandlerMonica:Brrrrrrr!(Chandlerclutchesathisphonebeforerealising)Chandler:HellisfilledwithpeoplelikeyouJoey:(entering)He'sback!Thepeeper'sback!(Rachelentersfromherroom)Joey:(ducking)Getdown!Rachel:GetdownChandler:Andboogie!Rachel:Thanks,butIgottagotoworkandgetmyeyesscratchedoutbyMindyMonica:RelaxY'know,shemaynotevenknowRachel:PleaseIhaven'theardfromherinsevenmonths,andnowshecallsmeImean,whatelseisitaboutOh!Shewasmybestfriend,youguys!WewenttocamptogethershetaughtmehowtokissJoey:(intrigued)YeahRachel:Andnow,y'know,I'mlikeI'mliketheotherwoman!IfeelsoJoey:Naughty!Rachel:Right,I'llseeyouguyslaterJoey:Oh,holdup,I'llwalkoutwithyouNow,Rach,whenshetaughtyoutokiss,youwereatcamp,andwereyouwearinganykindalittleuniform,or(Rachelexitsandslamsthedoorinhisface)That'sfine,yeah(Joeyexits)Chandler:Okay,I'mgonnagotothebathroomWillyouwatchmyphoneMonica:Whydon'tyoujusttakeitwithyouChandler:Hey,wehaven'tbeenonaseconddate,sheneedstohearmepeeMonica:Whydon'tyoujustcallherChandler:Ican'tcallher,Ileftamessage!IhavesomeprideMonica:DoyouChandler:No!(Calls)Danielle,hi!It's,uh,it'sChandler!(Listens)I'mfineUh,listen,Idon'tknowifyoutriedtocallme,because,uh,idiotthatIam,Iaccidentallyshutoffmyphone(Listens)Oh,uh,okay,that'sfine,that'sgreat(Listens)Okay(Putsdownthephone)(toMonica)She'sontheotherline,she'sgonnacallmeback(Hestartsdoingalittlejig)She'sontheotherline,she'sgonnacallmeback,she'sontheotherline,gonnacallmebackMonica:Don'tyouhavetopeeChandler:'S'whyI'mdancingScene:CentralPerk,RachelisservingcoffeeasMindyentersRachel:MindyMindy:Hey,youRachel:Hey,youSo,what'supMindy:UmweshouldreallybesittingforthisRachel:SureweshouldSoMindy:Now,Iknowthings'vebeenweirdlately,butyou'relikemyoldestfriendintheworldExceptformaybeLaurieSchaffer,whoIdon'ttalktoanywhere,'causeshe'sallbitternowthatshelosttheweightanditturnsoutshedoesn'thaveaprettyfaceOkay,I'mjustgonnaaskyouthisonce,andIwantastraightanswerRachel:OkayMindy:WillyoubemymaidofhonourRachel:Ofcourse!Mindy:Ohthat'ssogreat!Rachel:WasthatallyouwantedtoaskmeMindy:That'sall!Rachel:Ohhhh!!(Mindystartstosob)WhatWhatMindy:That'snotallRachel:Ohsureitis!Mindy:Ohno,itisn't!No!IthinkBarryisseeingsomeoneinthecityRachel:Um,whatwhatwouldmakeyouthinkthatMindy:Well,eversinceweannouncedtheengagement,he'sbeenactingreallyweird,andthenlastnight,hecamehomesmellinglikeChanelRachel:(drawsback)ReallyMindy,ifit'llmakeyoufeelanybetter,whenIwasengagedtohimhewentthroughawholeweirdthingtooMindy:OhGod!Yousee,that'swhatIwasafraidof!Rachel:WhatWhat'swhatyouwereafraidofMindy:Okay,okaywhenBarrywasengagedtoyou,heandIkindofhadalittlethingonthesideRachel:WhatMindy:IknowIknow,andwhenheproposedtome,everyonesaid"Don'tdoit,he'sjustgonnadotoyouwhathedidtoRachel,"andnowIfeelsostupidRachel:UhOh,Mindy,youaresostupidOh,wearebothsostupidMindy:WhatdoyoumeanRachel:(offersherarmtoMindyandshesniffs)SmellfamiliarMindy:OhnoRachel:Oh,IamsosorryMindy:Nome,Iamsosorry(TheyhugandJoeyenters)Joey:(watchesthemforawhile)OhmyScene:MonicaandRachel's,PhoebeandRossaredoingacrossword,Monicaiscooking,andChandlerisstillstaringathisphoneRoss:Fourletters:"Circleorhoop"Chandler:Ringdammit,ring!Ross:ThanksJoey:(entering)Hey,youknowourphone'snotworkingChandler:What!Joey:Itriedtocallyoufromthecoffeeshop,andtherewasnoanswerChandler:(investigating)IturneditoffMotherofGod,Iturneditoff!Monica:Justlikeyoutoldheryoudid!(Chandlerglaresather)JustpointingouttheironyJoey:Hey,solisten,IwentacrossthestreetandtalkedtothedoormanIgotthepeeper'sname!CanIusethephoneChandler:Nngghhh!!!!!!!Joey:(toMonica)CanIuseyourphone(Onphone)Yeah,thenumberforaSidneyMarks,pleaseRoss:"Heatingdevice"Phoebe:RadiatorRoss:FivelettersPhoebe:RdtorJoey:(onphone)Yeah,isSidneythere(Listens)Oh,thisis(Tothegang)Sidney'sawomanMonica:Soshe'sawoman!SowhatJoey:YeahYeah,sowhat(Onphone)Look,Iliveacrossthestreet,(walkingtothewindow)andIknowallaboutyouandyourlittletelescope,andIdon'tappreciateit,okay(Listens)Yeah,Icanseeyourightnow!(Listens)Hello!(Listens)IfIwannawalkaroundmyapartmentinmyunderwear,Ishouldn'thavetofeellike(Listens)Thankyou,butthat'snotreallythepoint(Listens)Thepointisthat(Listens)Mostlyfreeweights,butoccasionallyMonica:Joey!!Joey:(onphone)Yeah,myneighbor(Listens)Yeah,thebrunette(toMonica)ShesaysyoulookedveryprettytheotherdayinthegreendressMonica:ThegreendressReallyJoey:Yeah,shesaidyoulookedlikeIngridBergmanthatdayMonica:(wavesdismissivelytoSidney)Nooo!Scene:Barry'sOffice,BarryispreparinghistoolsaloneasRachelentersRachel:HeyGotasecondBarry:Sure,sureComeon(Mindyenters)inMindy:Hello,sweetheartBarry:Uhuhwhat're'youwhat're'youguysdoinghereRachel:Uh,weareheretobreakupwithyouBarry:BothofyouMindy:Basically,wethinkyou'reahorriblehumanbeing,andbadthingsshouldhappentoyouBarry:I'msorryI'msorry,God,Iamsosorry,I'manidiot,Iwasweak,Icouldn'thelpmyself!WhateverIdid,IonlydidbecauseIloveyousomuch!Rachel:Uhwhichoneofusareyoutalkingtothere,BarrBarry:MindyMindy,ofcourseMindy,itwasalwaysMindyRachel:EvenwhenwewerehavingsexinthatchairBarry:(toMindy)Iswear,whateverIwasdoing,IwasalwaysthinkingofyouRachel:Please!Duringthatsecondtimeyoucouldn'thavepickedheroutofalineup!Mindy:(toRachel)YoudidittwiceRachel:Well,thefirsttimedidn'treallycountImean,y'know,'s'BarryMindy:OkayBarry:(toMindy)Sweetheart,justgimmegimmeanotherchance,okay,we'llstartalloveragainWe'llgobacktoArubaBernice:(overintercom)DrFarber,we'vegotabitofanemergencyhereJasonCostalanoischokingonhisretainerBarry:OhGod(Intointercom)I'llberightthere,Bernice(toMindy)Look,please,pleasedon'tgoanywhere,okayI'llbe,I'llberightback(Barryexits)Rachel:OkayOkay,we'llbehere!Hatingyou!DidyouseehowhewassweatingwhenhewalkedoutofthereListenhoney,ifI'mhoggingtheballtoomuchyoujustjumprightinthereandtakeacouplepunchesbecauseI'mtellingyou,thisfeelsgreatMindy:YeahI'mprettysureI'mstillgonnamarryhimRachel:Whatareyoutalkingabout!Mindy,theguyisthedevil!He'sSataninasmock!Mindy:Look,Iknowhe'snotperfect,butthetruthis,attheendoftheday,IstillreallywannabeMrsDrBarryFarber,DDSRachel:OhGodMindy:IhopeyoucanfindsomewaytobehappyformeAndIhopeyou'llstillbemymaidofhonorRachel:AndIhopeBarrydoesn'tkillyouandeatyouinArubaScene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandRachelarethereMonica:YouokayRachel:YeahMonica:ReallyRachel:Yeah!Y'know,eversinceIranoutonBarryatthewedding,IhavewonderedwhetherImadetherightchoiceAndnowIknowMonica:Aww(Theyhug)(Joeyentersandlooksonapprovingly)Joey:BigdayClosingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereJoey:Allright,I'llgiveyouthis,MrPeanutisabetterdresserImeanhe'sgotthemonocle,he'sgotthetophatPhoebe:Youknowhe'sgayRoss:Ijustwannaclarifythis:areyououtingMrPeanutDanielle:(entering)ChandlerChandler:Danielle!Hi!Uheverybody,thisisDanielle,Danielle,everybodyAll:HiHiChandler:WhatareyoudoinghereDanielle:Well,I'vebeencallingyou,butitturnsoutIhadyournumberwrongAndwhenIfinallygottherightonefromInformation,therewasnoanswerSoIthoughtI'djustcomedownhere,andmakesureyouwereokayChandler:I'm,I'mokayDanielle:Listenuh,maybewecouldgettogetherlaterChandler:ThatsoundsgoodI'llcallyouoryoucallme,whateverDanielle:YougotitChandler:OkayDanielle:G'bye,everybodyAll:ByePhoebe:Whoohoo!Monica:Yeah,thereyougo!Ross:Seconddate!Chandler:IdunnoRachel:Youdon'tknow!Chandler:Well,sheseemsveryniceandeverything,butthatwholethingabouthercomingallthewaydownhere,justtoseeifIwasokayImean,howneedyisthat(Theyallgroanandhithim)End风流牙医我真不敢相信你会这么说我是盐先生而非花生先生才怪盐先生是个水手他应该是最顽强的点心我不知道你不会想和玉米作对的它们简直是疯了上帝呀有个变态拿着望远镜我真不敢相信他在看我们真呕心我感觉被冒犯了而且很不爽怎会有人这样你们看丑陋裸男有双重力鞋告诉你们几年后学童将会把它奉为第一次约会的经典加以研读它太令人无法置信我们可以完全作自己无须再玩任何游戏你打过电话给她没让她知道我喜欢她你疯了不成制片:陶德史帝芬真的才第二天你要我显得多渴望对吧对,让她慢慢等吧我无法相信我爸妈强迫我找你们这种男人快拿起电话打给她别摆出一付臭男人的样子对了旧金山真有这道菜是机器她的答录机不真有意思是落叶机清扫机你为何不说话不行上次我留话时结果说了”对的确”看是瑞秋和巴瑞不别一起看怎么了他们只是在讲话是吗他是否神情落寞他是否像被告知去死的样子没有而且他正在微笑我的老天,不要那样干怎么啦对街的男人踢了一只鸽子这就是法案成为法律的原因瑞秋情况如何好极了他带我到俄国茶室吃饭我点了那种鸡肉一刺就有奶油啧出来的那种今天真不是鸟儿的好日子然后我们去精品店我告诉他不要他还是买了香奈儿给我真体贴是在你跟他说之前还是之后送的叫他别再打电话来别再送你花别再来烦你老实说我没机会开口能再见到他的感觉真好感觉是那么自在而熟悉感觉真好你已讲了两遍瑞秋你是怎么了他不是在圣坛前被你甩掉的巴瑞吗你上哪儿去了今天和他在一起感觉不同他今天不像是牙医我们玩得很开心这样有什么不对吗当然!为什么我有我的理由他订婚的对象是你前任的知己呢好吧好吧好吧我知道这样做很傻我下午去找他谈分手我不疯狂吧我从未像这样从未这儿有个小水槽真好丹妮尔没想到是答录机接的有空请回电再见你这两小时都在忙这个我在演练和盘子有何关系我要她以为我在餐厅我过着不错的生活不是只在这儿演练数小时的样子看又是那个拿望远镜的人拜托走开别再往这儿看这下可好他也挥手了我们得想办法阻止他早上我逮到他往这儿看真是令我毛骨惊然我感觉自己无法办事什么样的事情呀成熟点行吗?我不是指性我只是光着屁股做饭你光着屁股做饭对吐司燕麦不会溅出来的东西看我干嘛我毫不知情怎么了巴瑞,这样不好不,不是非常非常好明蒂呢我们干得比明蒂好多了不我是指你和明蒂如果你愿意我就和她分手万万不行别那样做别为我那样做法大夫,巴比来做调整谢谢我们周末去渡假巴瑞,这样太…不,或许我们可以去阿鲁巳我在”蜜月”时去过了感觉很棒你一定会喜欢的我本来有穿胸罩法大夫格林小姐,看来一切正常进步许多干嘛我十二岁了,我不笨能借用你的电话吗可以,不过我指点你一下你拿的那支也是电话这电话没问题啊她为何不回电或许她没听到你的留言如果愿意你可以打给她的留言机如果听见许多哔声那代表她或许没听见留言难道你不认为这样会使我感觉有点…绝望渴望可悲你显然看过我的征友启事哔几声她接的此时你该向她打招呼才对我不能跟她讲话她显然听到我的留言而且选择不回电我既渴望又被人冷落我真想念纯渴望的滋味嘿,他表现如何还不错瑞秋你头发上为何有牙线有吗我们在他椅子上做爱你们在他椅子上做爱我是否说得太大声你们什么在他椅子上做爱你到底在想什么我也不知道我们仍在乎对方我们曾相爱过就像你和卡萝一样不不像我和卡萝拜托如果她说:罗斯我要你躺在这沙发上此时此地你会怎么回答如果需要我可以过去点这完全是两回事这是苹果和橘子牙医和女同志我走了你要上哪儿去我就是要走行吗需要理由吗我有自己的人生要过我有许多事要做我已经被某事给耽误了明蒂你好对我听说了恭喜这真是太好了我明天要上班如果愿意可以到店里太好了明天见了天呀天呀天呀明蒂好吗她明天想见我她的语调好诡异我得打电话给巴瑞是我明蒂不我想你可能会在那儿你这种人都该下地狱偷窥狂又出现了蹲下蹲下接着跳舞谢谢我得去上班接受明蒂的审判放轻松或许她还不知道拜托我们七个月来没连络过她突然打电话来还会有什么事呢她曾是我最要好的朋友我们一起去夏令营她教我如何亲吻是吗如今我像是成第三者我感觉自己很…不守规矩?回头见了等等我和你一起出去她在夏令营时教你亲吻你穿着制服,或着没事了我要上洗手间帮我守着电话好吗你何不带进去我们还没第二次约会她需要听到我尿尿的声音吗何不干脆打给她我已留言不能打给她我有男性的尊严你有吗没有丹妮尔我是钱德我很好我不知道你是否打过电话给我因为我这个白痴不小心把电话关了好太好了她正在讲电话等一下会回我电话她正在讲电话等一下会回我电话…你不想尿了这就是我跳舞的原因明蒂什么事我们需要坐下来谈谈当然啦,那么我感觉最近有点奇怪你是我认识最久的朋友除了萝瑞之外我和她已没有往来她虽已减肥成功脸蛋依然丑陋我只问你一次而且你要爽快的回答愿意当我的伴娘吗当然!太好了你只想问我这件事对,就这样怎么了怎么了不不只这样我认为巴瑞有其他的女人你怎会这样想宣布订婚后他就变了样昨晚他回家时有香奈儿的味道真的如果这样能让你好过点我和巴瑞订婚时他也变了样瞧这就是我最担心的什么你担心什么巴瑞和你订婚时我跟他正在偷偷恋爱什么我知道他向我求婚时每个人都劝我别接受他会待你像瑞秋一样如今我只觉得自己好笨明蒂你真笨我们两人都笨什么意思是不是熟悉的味道抱歉…不,是我抱歉…四个字母圈圈或圆圈(填字游戏)快响呀,该死的,快响呀(ring)谢啦我们的电话坏了什么我从咖啡店打给你没有应答我关机了天啊我关机了和你告诉她的一样真是讽刺我和对街门房谈过了他告诉我那偷窥狂的名字电话能借用吗电话能借用吗请帮我查辛尼马克斯的电话热装置(填字游戏)散热器五个字母是辛尼吗辛尼是个女的是女的又怎样对那又怎样我住在对街我注意到你拿着望远镜而且我很不喜欢你这样我现在就看的见你如果我要穿着内裤在室内走我无须感觉…谢谢那不是重点重点是…大部份时间无所谓但是偶尔乔伊!对我邻居对黑褐色头发她说你穿绿色套装很好看绿色套装真的对她说你像英格丽褒曼少来啦!嘿嘿有时间吗进来呀亲爱的你们来干什么我们是来和你分手的你们两个基本上我们认为你是个大烂人你该遭到天打雷劈对不起…我是个白痴我是个懦夫我无法自拔不管我做什么都是因为太爱你了巴瑞你是指哪一个明蒂当然是指明蒂我一直深爱着明蒂即使我们在你椅上做爱我发誓不论我做什么我想的都是你拜托第二回合时你连她姓啥都忘了你们做了两次第一次不算你了解巴瑞的我懂明蒂我亲爱的再给我一次机会我们再重新来过我们再到阿鲁巴去我们再到阿鲁巴去法大夫紧急状况强森被自己的牙套噎到了拜托我马上去请别离开我马上回来我们会在这儿的在这儿恨你看见他走出去时满身大汗没这样吧我去抓住他然后你狠狠打他几拳那感觉一定很爽是吗我还是想嫁给她你在说什么明蒂那家伙是个恶魔是个衣冠禽兽我知道他并不完美老实说我还是想当个医生夫人医生夫人我的天希望你能为我高兴我希望你还愿意当我的伴娘我希望巴瑞在阿鲁巴不会将你宰了然后吃掉你还好吗是的真的真的自从我在婚礼上抛下巴瑞我一直在想这决定是否正确如今我已得到答案我真为你高兴好日子啊告诉你花生先生的穿着比较讲究他有单片眼镜高帽你知道他是个男同志吗我只想知道你判花生先生出局了钱德丹妮尔,你好各位这是丹妮尔丹妮尔这是大家你为何会出现在这儿我一直打电话给你都一直打错号码最后问查号台知道你的号码却没人接电话我想来看看你是否无恙我没事或许我们改天可以见个面这主意不错我再打给你或是你打给我,怎么都可以一言为定再见了各位真棒第二次约会我不知道你不知道她好像很不错她大老远来这儿只想确定我没事有这必要吗

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