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608 The One With Ross’s Teeth

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TheOneWithRoss’sTeethScene:JoeyandJanine’s,ChandlerknocksonthefrontdoorJoeyanswersthedoorJoey:HeyChandler:Hi,myname’sChandlerIjustmovedinnextdoorandIwaswonderingifyouwouldbeinterestedinbattlingmeinapostapoplecticworldforcontrolofthegalaxieslastremainingenergysourceJoey:Sure,neighborcomeoninChandler:So,isJaninearoundJoey:Uh,no,she’satdanceclassChandler:CanIcheckoutwhatshedidtomyroomJoey:Yeah,but,heylook,don’tgothroughherstuffShegetsreallymad(Chandlergiveshimalookandwalkstothedoorofhisoldroom)Chandler:(Theroomisfilledwithflowersandafloralprintsheetonthebed)OhmyGodWhatisth…it’slikeaguyneverlivedinhereLook,you’vegottobecarefulThisgirlthingisdangerous(Lookingaroundthelivingroom)It’sspreadingalreadyJoey:(Lookingaroundtheroom)ItisChandler:(Pickingupapillow)Yeah,isthisyourprettypinkpillowonthecouchJoey:NoChandler:(Pointingtothetableandpickingupthebox)Isthatyourtinylittlebox,that’stoosmalltoputanythinginJoey:NoChandler:No!Ok,thisisnotgoodYouareaguyOkThisisaguysplaceIfyouletthisgo,you’regoingtobesittingaroundwithyourfingerssoakinginstuffJoey:(WithBigEyes)Allright,you’rerightI’lltalktoherChandler:YestalktoherBeamanJoey:I’mamanChandler:DefendyourselfJoey:(Grunting)Hmm(Monicaopensthefrontdoorandcomesin)Monica:ChandlercomeonWehavetohemthenewdustruffleChandler:Berighttheresweetums(MonicaleavesToJoey)AtotallydifferentsituationOpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,ThegangsallhereMonicaiswalkinginMonica:HeyguysChandler:Hey,howwasyourbreakfastwithHillaryMonica:ItwasokayShe’sstillkindofdepressedbecauseshebrokeupwithherboyfriendChandler:Ohh,yeahRoss:Well,isthisHillaryyourHOTassistantchefHillaryMonica:YeahRoss:TheonethatalwaysstaresatmewhenIcomeinMonica:No,theonewholookedatyouoncebecauseyougotinherwayRoss:StillIcouldtellShewasintome(Joeyrollshiseyes)Well,whydon’tyousetusupRachel:Ohh,areyousettingRossupwithsomeoneDoesshehaveaweddingdressPhoebe:(WalkingoverandSittingdown)HeyRachel:HeyPhoebe:RachelRachel:YeahPhoebe:I’m,uhh,makingupflyerstryingtogetnewmassageclientsSo,canIcometoBloomingdale’sandusethecopymachineRachel:Well,sure,buttheymightthinkit’skindaweirdconsideringIdon’tworkthereanymorePhoebe:OhmyGodWhathappenedRachel:II,gotajobatRalphLaurenPhoebe:Wellthat’sgreat!Congratulations!!(ShehugsRachel)Rachel:Yeah(chuckling)AyearagoPhoebe:(Huggingheragain)You’velastedawholeyearGoodforyouRachel:But,Pheebs,youcanstillusethecopymachinewhereIactuallyworkBut,justcomebyatlunchsomybossdoesn’tseeyouCauseKimwilljustfreakoutandshealreadydoesn’tlikemeverymuchChandler:That’sweirdIdon’tthinkmybosslikesmeeitherMonica:Idon’tthinkminelikesmeeitherRoss:Maybeit’sauniversalthingJoey:Ormaybe,it’sbecauseyou’rehangingaroundhereat:onaWednesday(Everybodygetsup)Chandler:Yeahlet’sheadofftoworkMonica:WeshouldgoScene:Rachel’soffice,PhoebehandsRachelakeycardPhoebe:ThankyouRachel:SurePhoebe:NowyouwillnotbelievethisBut,Iwasinthecopyroom,makingcopies,andRalphLaurencameinRachel:OhmyGodDidyoutalktohimPhoebe:YeahalittleHeseemsreallyniceGoodkisserRachel:WhatWhat!!YoukissedhimPhoebe:TotallyRachel:(Gasps)PhoebeareyouseriousPhoebe:YeahIwasjustinthereHeintroducedhimselfandthenextthingIknow,we’remakingoutYouknowRachel:Phoebe,Imean,youdoknowhe’smarriedPhoebe:No!Rachel:Phoebe…Phoebe:WhatamIsupposedtodoAskeveryguyImakeoutwithifhe’smarried(Rachellooksather)No,yeah,IshouldScene:JoeyandJanine’sapartment,JoeystaresatapictureofabayonthewallJaninecomesoutofherroomJanine:HeyJoeyJoey:HeyUh,canItalktoyouforasecondThis,uh,kidinthispictureDoyou,uh,knowthiskidIsthatlikearelativeorsomethingJanine:No,IjustthoughtitwascuteJoey:Yeah,that’swhatIwasafraidofOkay,uhh…LookJanineIreallywantyoutofeelathomehere,butsomeofthisnewstuffIt’s…toogirlyJanine:OhhLikewhatJoey:Likethis(pointingtothepicture)Picturesofcutebabieswedon’tknowWewecan’thavethatJanine:Joey,it’sAnneGeddesShe’safamousartistJoey:LookIdon’tknowthisbabyIdon’tknowifshe’safamousartistornotYouknow,andIdon’twanttobeajerkbutyou’rechangingtoomucharoundhereJanine:Well,I’msorryIjustthoughtI’dtrytomaketheplacealittlenicerJoey:Yeahbutit’stoomuchstuffYouknowlike,yougotthecandlesandthefoofyschmooferthinghereandoverhereyougotapictureofawateringcanJanine:WellIjustthought…Joey:I’msureit’safamouswateringcan,okayBut,comeon…andwhatiswiththereallyhotstickinthebathroomJanine:It’sacurlingironJoey:Ohh,well,that’sokthenBut,okaymytowelsforinstanceIcomeintothebathroomhereandmytowelisnotonthefloorwherekeepitIt’suphereonsomehookand…smellsdifferentJanine:It’scleanJoey:Yeah,well,itfeelsdifferentJanine:It’sdryJoey:Alright,Icanmakemypeacewiththecleandrytowels…AlsowhatiswiththesechipsyouboughtJanine:Nononono,it’spotpourriYou’resupposedtosmellit(Joeytakesabigwhiffofthepotpourri)Joey:(Voicecracking)Wellthat’slikesummerinabowlScene:ElevatorattheRalphLaurenoffices,RachelgetsonherbossKimisthereRachel:Oh,Kim,Hi(Kimdoesn’tevenlookupfromherreport)Kim:UhhhuhRachel:Soyouknow,I…IhandedinthatmarketingreportandInevergottohearwhatyouthoughtKim:Ididn’treaditRachel:Ahh…So…Wow…Thespringline,it’sreallygoingtobegreatthisyear,huhKim:YeahRachel:SoIheartheRalphLaurenfooledaroundwithsomeoneinthecopyroom(KimstopstheelevatorandturnstoRachel)Kim:TellmeeverythingSceneCentralPerk,MonicaandChandlerareonthecouchRosswalksinRoss:HeyguysChandlerandMonica:HeyRoss:What’sup(HesmilesHisteetharefreakishlywhite)Chandler:Youknow…OhMyGodMonica:WhathappenedtoyourteethRoss:IwhitenedthemChandler:(Sarcastically)ReallyRoss:YeahWhatdoyouthinkMonica:Well,IthinkIshouldn’tlookdirectlyatthemRoss:Comeon,seriouslyMonica:Rossthey’rereally,really,reallywhiteChandler:Yeah,whatwaswrongwithyourold…humanteethRoss:Ahh,IIdidleavethegelonalittlelongerthenitsaidtoMonica:HowmuchlongerRoss:AAdayMonica:RossyouknowthattonightisyourdatewithHillaryRoss:IknowThat’swhyIdidit(Withabigsmile)Comeon,aretheyreallythatbadChandler:No,nononoYou’llbefine(turningtoMonica)Hillary’sbind,rightMonica:ShewillbeaftertonightChandler:Yeah(Rachelwalksin)Ross:Oh,hey,heyRach,doyounoticeanythingahh…Rachel:YeahYourteethYes,Isawthemfromoutside(Sittingdownonthecouch)YouguysarenevergoingtobelievethisBut,PhoebemadeoutwithRalphLaurenChandler:WhatMonica:OhmygodRachel:YeahIknowSheranintohimatmyofficeandtheyjust…madeoutAndthecraziestthingis,nowmybosslikesmebecauseItoldheraboutitandshesaiditwasthebestgossipshe’dheardallyearChandler:IamproudofallmyfriendstodayMonica:MyGod,Rachel,Ican’tbelievePhoebemadeoutwithRalphLaurenOhh,I’msojealous(Chandlerlooksather)Chandler:Hi,I’mChandlerYourliveinboyMonica:Chandler,please,comeonLookathim(PointingtoapictureofRalphonamagazine,)Chandler:Oh,Iamnowomen,butthatisonetastydish(Phoebewalksin)Phoebe:HeyHere(HandsChandleracopyofherflyerandseesthepictureofRalph)Ohh,who’sthesilverfoxRachel:ThatthatisyourmakeoutbuddyDon’tyourecognizehim(Holdingupthemagazineinfrontofherface)OhwaitOhh,PhoebeIloveyouKissmepleasePhoebe:That’snotRalphLaurenSoundslikehimthoughRachel:WhatPhoebe:Yeah,no,Ralphdoesn’tlookanythinglikethatguyHe’she’syoungandhe’sgotlonghairandabeardandahackysackRachel:OhMyGod,Phoebe,that’snotRalphLaurenThat’sKennythecopyguyPhoebe:WhatRachel:OhGoOhandItoldmybossthatsomeonemadeoutwithRalphLaurenIfshefindsoutthatIliedtoher,sheisgoingtohatemeevenmorePhoebe!!Phoebe:WhywouldthecopyguysayhewasRalphLaurenRachel:Togetyoutomakeoutwithhim!!!Phoebe:OhhhScene:Ross’sApartment,RossandMonicaarethereMonica:(HoldingashirtinfrontofRoss)Okay,maybethiswillmakeyourteethlooklesswhite(Rosshasabigsmile)NopeOkay,colorsthatdon’tworkareblue,yellow,green,red,black,white,orange,andpurpleRoss:Idon’tknowwhatI’mgoingtodoThatdatestartsinlikeanhourMonica:HeyRoss,maybeifyourskinwaslighterYourteethwouldn’tlooksobrightRoss:OhgreatSoallIneedtodoisgetsomenewskinThankyouMonica:I’mjustsaying,ifweputjustalittlebitofmakeuponyouRoss:WhoaWhoaWhoaWe’renotanymoreMonica:RossthisistheonlythingleftthathasashotatworkingRoss:But,won’tshenoticeIhavemakeuponMonica:PleaseHalftheguysouttherehavemakeuponRoss:WhatMonica:Allright,halfthepeopleImean,justtryitandseeRoss:NoIamnotputtingonmakeup(KnockatthedoorPhoebeenters)Phoebe:HelloOhgoodRosscouldyouputupsomeoftheseflyersforme(Hesmilesather)OH!!Demon!!Demon!!Scene:Chandler’sandMonica’sapartment,ChandlerandMonicaaresittingatthekitchentablemakingpotpourrisachetsMonica:Nowaredrawerswillsmellniceandwedidn’twastethesepantyhoseChandler:Yes,GodforbidwethrowoutoldunderwearYouyouknowwhatI’mgoingtogoovertoJoey’sMonica:Wait,we’resupposedtoorganizethewrappingpaperdrawerChandler:Yes,butIfeellikeI’vereallygottenintouchwithmyfemininesideenoughtodayYouknowInfactIthinkwe’retwosachetsawayfrombecomingalesbiancoupleMonica:YouknowwhatThishasbeenkindofagirliedayYou’reright,I’msorryChandler:Nah,Nah,it’sokayIfeellikeIneedtobeinguyplaceYouknow,dokindoflikeamanthingMonica:YeahGoovertoJoey’sGoovertoJoey’sanddrinksomebeerandhammerupsomedrywallChandler:Youknowwhenguyshangouttheydon’tjustdrinksomebeerandhammerupdrywallMonica:Whengirlshangout,wedon’thavepillowfightsinourunderwear(Chandlergetsahurtlookonhisface)I’msorryWedoWedoIdon’tknowwhyIsaidthatScene:JoeyandJanine’sapartment,ChandlerwalksinJoeyandJanineareknittingatthekitchencounterJoey:HeyChandlerComeoninWe’reknittingpotholdersChandler:Nothanks,JosephineScene:Ross’sapartment,ChandlerentersRossisputtingonmakeupChandler:HeyRoss,Iwaswonderingif…OhmyGod!!WhereareallthemenScene:ElevatorattheRalphLaurenoffices,Kim’swaitingforitThedooropensandRachelisinsideRachel:Ohh,hi,KimKim:HiRachelRachel:Yeah,rememberthatthingItoldyouthathappenedyesterdayWellitdidn’thappenKim:Youdidn’tcancelthefabricorderfromTaiwanRachel:Okay,twothingsdidn’thappenRememberItoldyouthatsomeonemadeoutwithRalphLaureninthecopyroomWell,itturnsoutthat’snottrueKim:That’snottrueRachel:NoKim:Ohthat’sinterestingBecauseIcheckedandonlyonekeycardwasusedtoaccessthecopymachineyesterdayduringlunchandthatkeycardbelongedtoyou,RachelRachel:Ohno,no,noOhGod,youthinkImadeoutwithhimKim:ListentomeIfyouthinksleepingwithRalphisgoingtogetyoumyjobYouaresadlymistakenRachel:IIdon’twantyourjobIIdon’tOhhthisissuchamistakeIdidnotmakeoutwithhimNobodymadeoutwithhimIdidnotusemykeycardyesterdayIdon’tevenknowhowtousemykeycard(TheelevatorstopsRalphstepson)Kim:HiRalphRalphLauren::HiKim(DeadsilenceuntilRalphgetsofftheelevator)Kim:Yeah,nothinghappenYoucouldcutthesexualtensioninherewithaknifeScene:Hillary’sapartmen,HillaryandRossarehavingdinnerHeisavoidingopeninghismouthHillary:Andafterthat,whatcouldIdoexceptbecomeachefRoss:MmmHmmHillary:Andsomedaysoon,IhopetoopenmyownrestaurantRoss:MmmHillary:Youknow,you’reareallygreatlistenerMostguysIgooutwith,theyjusttalkandtalkRoss:MmHmmHillary:Afterawhileit’slike,shutyourmouth,youknowRoss:(Chuckling)HmmHmmHillary:I’veprobablybeentalkingtoomuchWhydon’twetalkaboutyoualittlebitRoss:MmmUnmmHillary:ComeonIwanttoknowRoss:HmmHmmHmm(Puttinghishanduptoblockhismouth)OkayI,uh,amfromLongIslandIIcametothecityforcollegeUm,I,um,haveayearoldsonandinmysparetimeIliketoreadspynovelsBut,but,let’stalkmoreaboutyouHmmScene:JoeyandJanine’sapartment,JoeyandMonicaarearrangingflowersChandlerwalksinJoey:Sowhat’sreallyneatIfyousearthestemsoftheflowersfirstinafryingpan,yourarrangementwilllookfreshmuchlongerMonica:OhmyGod,Joey,thatissuchagreattipChandler:Monica,couldyouexcuseusforasecondIneedtotalktothegirlwiththeflowersMonica:OkayOhbutJoey,comeoverlaterbecauseI’mgoingtoteachyoutomakeabirdfeederoutofjustapineconeandsomepeanutbutterJoey:Ohh,Ilovebirds(MonicaleavesChandlershutsthedoor)Chandler:Whatisthematterwithyou!Joey:WhatChandler:You’rearrangingflowers!(Pointingtothedishonthetable)Yougotdeadflowers!Yougotapicture,apicture,ofababydressedlikeflowers!ThisisnotJoey!!Joey:HeyHeylookIamstillJoey,okayFlowersthey’rejust,youknow,they’renicetolookatAndthathappenstobeapicturebyafamousartistOfafamousbabyChandler:You’returningintoawomenJoey:NoI’mnotWhywouldyousaythatThat’sjustmeanChandler:NowI’veupsetyouWhatdidIsayJoey:It’snotwhatyousaidIt’sthewayyousaidit…OhMyGod,I’mawomen!!!Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeandRachelarethereRachel:Now,shethinksthatImadeoutwithhimandIdidittogetherjobPhoebe:Butwhydidn’tyoujusttellherthetruthRachel:Ididbutshedoesn’tthinkanyonewouldbestupidenoughtoconfuseKennythecopyguywithRalphLaurenPhoebe:Well,hey,whatifKennyweretherealbrainsbehindthewholecompanyYouknowWhatifKennyhiredthatRalphLaurenguytobetheprettyfrontmanHuh,didsheeverthinkofthatRachel:YouwerewithKennytoday,weren’tyouPhoebe:JustforasecondRachel:Ohh,Phoebe,whatamIgoingtodoPhoebe:Well,theonlythingyoucandoSleepwithRalphLaurenRachel:I’mnotgoingtosleepwithRalphLaurenImean,Icould,butIwouldn’tPhoebe:Ohh,sleepwithKennyRachel:Thatwouldn’thelpmePhoebe:Ohh,yesitwouldScene:Hillary’sapartment,HillaryandRossarefinishinguptheirdateHillary:I’vehadareallygoodtimetonightRoss:MmmHillary:Youknow,IrarelyconnectwithsomeonethismuchonthefirstdateRoss:(Giggling)HmmHmmHmm(Pickingupapieceofbreadandcoveringhismouth)Me,neitherI’vehadareallygoodtimetoo,youknow(Puttingthebreaddown)Hillary:AreyougoingtoeatthatbreadRoss:(Puttingthebreaduptohisnose)Ohh,Ijustlikethesmell(Sniffingit)MmmmHillary:(Laughing)YoumakemelaughRoss:HmmHmmHillary:WouldyouliketomoveovertothecouchRoss:MmmHmm(Pickinguptheirwineglasses)Hillary:MaybeI’lljustturnthelightsdownalittleRoss:(Coveringhismouthwiththeglass)HowaboutallthewayHillary:Okay(ShegoestoturnthelightsoffandRosssitsonthecouchShehassomeblacklightpostersonthewall)Ross:(Lookingattheposters)Wow,coolposterOrshouldIsaygroovyposter(TheysitdownonthecouchRosssmilesandtheblacklightfluoresceshisteeth)So,ahh,wherewereweHillary:ArethoseyourteethRoss:Ohh,youcanseethem,huhHillary:YesThey’reinsanelywhiteRoss:II,didthatforyouHillary:What’samatterwithyouRoss:What’samatterwithmeYou’vegotablacklightIt’s!Scene:ElevatorattheRalphLaurenOffices,RachelgetsinKimisthereRachel:Kim,hiKim:HiRachelOhh,I’vebeenmeaningtoaskyouHaveyouseenthenewRalphLaurensheetsOhh,whatamIthinkingOfcourseyouhaveRachel:OkayOkayLookI’msorrythatIliedtoyoubeforeYouwererightRalphandIwereanitembutwerenotanymoreKim:Oh,reallyRachel:(Fakingcrying)Yeah,hedumpedmeHesaid,"Rachel,Ican’tdothisEventhoughyouareavery,very,verybeautifulwomenIcan’tdothisI’mmarriedandI’msorry"AndthenIdon’tknowwhybuthesaid,"andyouwillnevergetpromotedEspeciallynotaboveKim,whoisanintegralcogintheRalphLaurenmachine"Kim:Youexpectmetobelieve(Doorsopen,Ralphstepsin)HiRalphRalphLauren::HiKim(Deadsilenceagainuntilhegetsoff)Kim:OhmyGodHejustgaveyouthecoldestlookIhaveeverseenIt’slikehehatesyouThenitistrueRachel:Ofcourseit’strueandithurtssobadKim:Ohhhoneycomehere(HuggingRachel)OhhitwillbeokWe’veallbeenthereRachel:YouandRalphKim:KennythecopyboyEndingCreditsScene:JoeyandJanine’sapartment,JoeypacesthefloorwaitingforJanineShewalksinJanine:HeyJoey:Hey,uhh,IneedtotalktoyouJanine:What’sthematterAreyouupsetJoey:I’msorrybutwe’vegottogetridofallthisgirliestuffinhereI,uh,Igottobeaman!OkayThelivingroomhastoremainaguyplace,okayThat’sjustthewayithastobeJanine:Well,ifthat’swhatyouwantI’lljustputitallinmyroomJoey:Great…Great…andthanksforbeingsounderstandingImean,Ididn’twanttomakeabigdealoutofthis,youknow(Shestartstocollectallthegirliestuffup)Youcould,uh,putthepictureofthefamousbabyinmyroomImean,ifyouwanttoJanine:OkayJoey:And,uhh,maybethewateringcanthereJanine:SureJoey:AndacoupleoftheselittletinyboxesJanine:JoeyDoyouwantmetoputitallinyourroomJoey:(Smiling)OkayEnd罗斯洗牙嗨Hi,我叫Chandler我刚刚搬到隔壁我想知道你是否有兴趣和我在中风后的世界里战斗看谁能控制银河系剩余的能源当然邻居进来Janine在吗Uh,没,她去上舞蹈课了我能看看她对我房间干了些什么吗?当然。但是别翻她的东西她真的会怒哦上帝这里就像从来没有男人住过一样听着你要非常小心,女孩的东西都非常危险它几经开始传播了是吗是!在长椅上的是你的粉红枕头?不是那是你的小小盒子吗小得啥也放不进去的盒子?不是不是!Ok,这不好你是个男人对吗?这是个男人的地盘如果你任由这些东西存在,那不久你就会坐着玩手工活了好吧,你是对的我要找她谈谈没错和她谈谈做个男人我是个男人!捍卫自己HmmChandler过来我们要缝防尘荷叶边我马上就来亲爱的完全不同的情况嗨嗨,你和Hillary的早餐怎么样还行吧她还是有点沮丧她和他的男友刚分手了Ohh,是吗好吧,是你的辣妹助理主厨Hillary是的当我进来的时候总是盯着我看的那个?不她看过你一次是你因为你挡她路了我看得出她喜欢我你为什么不为我们牵线呢?Ohh,你要为Ross牵线她有结婚礼服吗嗨嗨RachelYeah我,嗯,我在做些传单好争取更多的按摩客户那么我能借用Bloomingdale的复印机吗?好吧,当然,但是他们可能会觉得有点奇怪因为我已经不在那里工作了OhmyGod怎么回事我我,在RalphLauren找了一份工作太棒了!恭喜你!!是啊已经一年了你在那坚持一年了干得不错!Pheebs,你可以用我现在公司的复印机只是,最好在午饭时间来那样我老板就不会发现你Kim会怒的而且她已经不是很喜欢我了真奇怪我觉得我老板也不喜欢我我也这样认为大概这是普遍现象也许,因为你们周三:时还泡在这好吧,我们去工作吧我们该走了谢谢你好的你不会相信这个当我在复印室复印的时候,RalphLauren进来了天啊你和他说话了?当然谈了一点他看起来真棒接吻高手什么?什么?你和他接吻了?当然Phoebe是真的吗?当然我刚进到这他介绍了自己,接下来就是亲热了Phoebe,我的意思是你知道他结婚了吗?不!Phoebe那么我该怎么做问每个和我亲热的男人他结婚没不,对,我应该嗨Joey嗨嗯,我能和你谈一下吗?这个,嗯,在图片里的小孩你嗯你认识他吗是亲戚还是其他什么不,我只是觉得它很可爱Yeah,这就是我所担心的Okay,Uhh听着Janine我真的很想让你觉得这里像家,但是这些新东西它们太女性化了Ohh比如说这个图片里的可爱小孩我们不认识他我们我们不能挂它Joey,这是AnneGeddes她是个了不起的艺术家你看我不认识这个婴儿我不知道她是不是个著名的艺术家你知道,我不想做一个可恶的人但是你把这里变得太多了好吧,对不起我只是想把这里变得漂亮一些对但是太多的东西你看,你弄了蜡烛还有这些绸绸缎缎的东西这还有一张喷壶的画我只是想我知道它是很著名的喷壶,okay还有浴室里那个烫棍儿是什么卷发钳Ohh,好吧那个没问题那我的毛巾呢我到浴室这里我的毛巾不在地板上我一直都放在那它在这挂在钩子上闻起来也不一样它干净了对,是的,它感觉也不一样它是干的了好吧,我可以忍受这条干净毛巾那么这些小片片是什么?不不不不,这是干花用来闻的好像碗里有个夏天Oh,Kim,Hi嗯哼你知道,关于我交的那份行销报告我不知道你是怎么想的我没读它啊那么Wow春季新款,今年的会很棒吧,嗯Yeah我听说RalphLauren在复印室和某人鬼混告诉我所有事嗨嗨你们好吗你知道吗OhMyGod你的牙怎么了我把它们漂白了真的是啊你们觉得怎么样?好吧,我想我不应该直接看它们拜托认真点Ross它们真真真真白Yeah,你原来的的人类牙齿怎么了?Ahh,我我把膏留的时间比规定的长了一点多长?一一天Ross今天是你和Hillary约会的日子我知道所以我这样做好啦,它们真的很糟不,不不不你会看上去很好的Hillary是瞎子,对吗?在今晚之后就是了对Oh,嗨,嗨Rach,你注意到ahh是的你的牙没错,我在外面就看到了你们永远也不会相信Phoebe和RalphLauren调情了什么Ohmygod是的我知道她在我的办公室撞上他然后他们就亲热了最疯狂的是,我的老板现在喜欢我因为我告诉了她这些她说这是她今年听到的最好的八卦今天我为我所有的朋友感到骄傲天啊,Rachel,我不敢相信Phoebe和RalphLauren亲热了Ohh,我嫉妒死了Hi,我是Chandler你的同居男朋友Chandler,得了看看他Oh,我不是女人,不过这是一道不错的菜Hey哦,这头银狐是谁?他他就是你亲热的对象你不认识他了吗Oh等一下Ohh,Phoebe我爱你吻我他不是RalphLauren尽管听上去像他什么对,不,Ralph和这个家伙没有一点相像他他年轻有一头长发和胡须还有一个HACKYSACK球(一种流行的运动玩具像踢布口袋)天啊,Phoebe,那个人不是RalphLauren那是Kenny那个复印员什么OhGoOh我还告诉了我老板有人和RalphLauren亲热如果她发现我骗了她,她会更加恨我的Phoebe!!为什么那个复印员说他是RalphLauren为了和你亲热!!!OhhhOkay,这样也许能让你的牙齿看上去不那么白不Okay,不成功的颜色有蓝,黄,绿,红,黑,白,桔红,还有紫色我不知道该怎么办离约会还有一个小时了Ross,如果你的皮肤亮一点你的牙就不会看上去那么亮了Oh太好了所以我所需要做的就是换新皮肤谢谢你我的意思是,如果我们只给你用少量化妆品WhoaWhoaWhoa我们不再是岁了Ross这是你唯一能在短时间里做到的但是她会察觉到我上妆了得了吧天下的一半男人都上妆什么好了,一半人类我的意思是,赶快做了看看不我不要化妆HelloOh不错Ross你能帮我把那些传单贴上吗OH!!魔鬼!!魔鬼!!现在抽屉会有好味道了我们并没浪费这些裤袜没错,上帝禁止我们扔掉旧内衣裤你你知道吗我要到Joey那去等等,我们该整理放包装纸的抽屉了没错,但是我觉得我今天接触女性的东西太多了实际上我们离一对女同性恋只差一对香袋了你知道吗这是有点像女孩的一天你是对的,我很抱歉不,不,这没问题我只是觉得我必须到男人的地盘去做男人该做的事好到Joey那看看到Joey那看看喝些啤酒捶捶墙当男人住在一起他们不会只是喝喝啤酒捶打墙当女人住在一起,我们不会穿着内衣打枕头战抱歉我们打我们打我不知道我为什么说这些嗨Chandler过来我们正在织壶套不谢谢了,Josephine(女孩名)嗨Ross,我想如果哦天啊!!男人都到哪去了Ohh,Hi,KimHiRachelYeah,记得我昨天和你说的那件事吗它根本没发生你没有取消从台湾的布匹订单好吧,两件事没有发生记得我告诉你有人和RalphLauren在复印室里鬼混吗它不是真的那不是真的不是Oh那很有趣因为我查过了昨天午饭时间只有一张钥匙卡在复印室被用过而且那张钥匙卡是你的,RachelOh不,不,不天啊,你认为我和他亲热听我说如果你认为和Ralph睡觉你就能获得我的职位你就犯了一个悲哀的错误我我没想过要你的职位我我没有Ohh这只是一个误会我没有和他亲热没有人和他亲热昨天我也没有用我的钥匙卡我甚至不知道怎么用钥匙卡嗨RalphHiKimYeah,什么都没生你都能用刀去割刚才这里性张力(像根弦)自那以后我只能当一个厨师MmmHmm也许有一天,我希望能有我自己的餐馆Mmm你真是一个伟大的听众我以前交往的大多数人,他们只会侃侃而谈MmHmm不久就感觉像‘闭嘴吧’,你懂我的意思HmmHmm我也许说得太多了为什么不谈一下你MmmUnmm来吧我很想知道HmmHmmHmm好吧我,uh,我出生在长岛我我上大学的时候进了城Um,我,um,有一个五岁的男孩我在业余时间读些侦探小说好了好了让我们谈谈你吧Hmm最棒的是如果你先用煎锅把花茎烤干这样你插的花就能保持新鲜哦天啊,Joey,这正是个了不起的秘诀Monica,你能让我们谈一下吗我想和这个拿花的女人谈谈OkayOh不过Joey,过会儿过来我要教你用松果和花生酱作喂鸟的罐子Ohh,我爱鸟你怎么回事!什么你在插花!你还摆弄干花!你有一幅画,一个小孩穿得像花的一幅画!这不是Joey!!HeyHey看我还是Joey,okay花只是,你知道,它们很好看这是一个著名的艺术家画的画一个著名的婴儿你在变成女人不我没有为什么你要这样说这话太恶毒了现在我惹恼你我刚才说什么了不是你说了什么是你说话的方式哦天啊,我成了一个女人!!!现在,她认为我和他亲热只是为了得到她的职位但是为什么你不告诉她真相我试过了但是她不相信有人会蠢到把Kenny和RalphLauren搞混了好吧,hey,如果Kenny是整个公司的后台老板如果RalphLauren是Kenny雇来做他可爱的代言人Huh,她没有这样想过吗你今天和Kenny在一起,是吗只一会儿Ohh,Phoebe,我该怎么做好吧,你所能做的就是和RalphLauren上床我不会和RalphLauren上床的我的意思是,我能,但我不会Ohh,和Kenny上床那也帮不了我Ohh,可以的我今晚过得非常愉快Mmm你知道,我很少和第一次约会的人谈这么多HmmHmmHmm我也是我也过得非常愉快你要吃那片面包吗?Ohh,我只是喜欢闻它Mmmm你真逗HmmHmm你想到睡椅上来吗MmmHmm也许我可以把灯调暗一点全关了怎么样OkayWow,好酷的海报我因该说很帅的海报那么,ahh,我们谈到哪了?那些是你的牙吗Ohh,你能看到它们,huhYes它们发疯一样的白我我是为你做的你怎么了什么我怎么了你这有黑光这是年!(黑光使萤光物体发出可见光)Kim,hiHiRachelOhh,我不是特意这样问你你看过RalphLauren的新产品单吗Ohh,我在想什么你当然见过好吧好吧听着我为之前骗了你感到抱歉你是对的Ralph和我是有一腿不过现在再也不是了Oh,真的没错,他甩了我他说,"Rachel,我们不能这样做尽管你是个非常非常非常美的女人我不能这样做我已经结婚了我很抱歉"接着我不知道为什么,他说"你永远不会得到提升更不可能得到比Kim高的职位,她是RalphLauren这个机器里的一个核心齿轮"你认为我会相信HiRalphHiKim哦天啊他刚给你的表情是我见过最冷酷的他恨你那是真的当然那是真的太伤人了Ohh亲爱的到这来Ohh这会好的我们都经历过你和RalphKenny那个复印员HeyHey,uhh,我想和你谈谈怎么了你不高兴我很抱歉我们应该摆脱这些女人的东西我,uh,我得像个男人了!Okay起居室得保持男人的风格,okay必须得这样好吧如果这是你需要的我就把它们搬到我房间里很好很好感谢你这么体谅我我的意思是,我不想把这事搞得很严重似的,你可以,uh,把那个著名的孩子的画挂在我房里我是说如果你愿意OkayAnd,uhh,喷壶也可以挂在那好的还有这对小盒子Joey你希望我把这些都放进你房里

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