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首页 104 The One With George Stephanopoulos

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TheOneWithGeorgeStephanopoulosScene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereexceptJoeyMonica:AlrightPhoebePhoebe:Okay,okayIfIwereomnipotentforaday,Iwouldwant,um,worldpeace,nomorehunger,goodthingsfortherainforestAndbiggerboobs!Ross:Yeah,seeyoutookmineChandler,whataboutyouChandler:Uh,ifIwereomnipotentforaday,I'dmakemyselfomnipotentforeverRachel:See,there'salwaysoneguy(Mocking)"IfIhadawish,I'dwishforthreemorewishes"(Joeyenters)All:HeyJoeyHiHey,buddyMonica:Hey,Joey,whatwouldyoudoifyouwereomnipotentJoey:Probablykillmyself!Monica:ExcusemeJoey:Hey,ifLittleJoey'sdead,thenIgotnoreasontolive!Ross:Joey,uhOMnipotentJoey:YouareRoss,I'msorryOpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,RossandMonicaarewatchingPhoebesleepMonica:HowdoesshedothatRoss:IcannotsleepinapublicplaceMonica:WouldyoulookatherSheissopeacefulPhoebe:(wakingandstartlingthem)Oh!Whatwhatwhat!HiRoss:It'sokay,y'know,youjustnoddedoffagainMonica:What'sgoingonwithyouPhoebe:Igotnosleeplastnight!Ross:WhyPhoebe:Mygrandmotherhasthisnewboyfriend,andthey'rebothkindofinsecureinbedOh,anddeafSothey'reconstantly,like,havingtoreassureeachotherthatthey'rehavingagoodtimeYouhavenoideahowloudtheyare!Monica:Well,ifyouwant,youcanstaywithRachelandmetonightPhoebe:Thanks(ChandlerandJoeyenter Joeyiscountinghissteps)Joey:Ninetyfive,ninetysix,ninetysevenSee,Itoldyou!LessthanahundredstepsfromourplacetohereChandler:YougotwaaaaytoomuchfreetimeJoey:(toRoss)Hey!Here'sthebirthdayboy!Ross,checkitout:hockeytickets,RangersPenguins,tonightattheGarden,andwe'retakingyouChandler:Happybirthday,pal!Joey:Weloveyou,man(KissesRoss)Ross:Funny,mybirthdaywassevenmonthsagoJoey:SoRoss:So,I'mguessingyouhadanextraticketandcouldn'tdecidewhichoneofyougottobringadateChandler:Well,aren'tweMr"Theglassishalfempty"Ross:OhmyGod,ohistodaythetwentieth,OctobertwentiethMonica:Oh,Iwashopingyouwouldn'trememberRoss:OhhhJoey:What'swrongwiththetwentiethChandler:ElevendaysbeforeHalloweenallthegoodcostumesaregoneRoss:Today'sthedayCarolandIfirstconsummatedourphysicalrelationship(Joeyispuzzled)SexYouknowwhat,II'dbetterpassonthegameIthinkI'mjustgonnagohomeandthinkaboutmyexwifeandherlesbianloverJoey:Thehellwithhockey,let'salldothat!Chandler:(tryingtostopRossleaving)C'mon,Ross!You,me,Joey,ice,guys'nightout,c'mon,whaddyasay,bigguy,(Pretendingtopunchhiminthestomach)HuhHuhHuhRoss:WhatareyoudoingChandler:(stops)IhavenoideaJoey:C'mon,Ross!Ross:Alright,alright,maybeit'lltakemymindoffitDoyoupromisetobuymeabigthumbfingerChandler:Yougotit(Rachelrunsupcluchinganenvelope)Rachel:Looklooklooklooklook,myfirstpaycheck!Lookatthewindow,there'smyname!Hi,me!Phoebe:IrememberthedayIgotmyfirstpaycheckTherewasacaveininoneofthemines,andeightpeoplewerekilledMonica:Wow,youworkedinaminePhoebe:IworkedinaDairyQueen,whyRachel:God,isn'tthisexcitingIearnedthisIwipedtablesforit,Isteamedmilkforit,anditwastotally(opensenvelope)notworthitWho'sFICAWhy'shegettingallmymoneyImean,whatChandler,lookatthatChandler:(looking)Oh,thisisnotthatbadJoey:Oh,you'refine,yeah,forafirstjobRoss:Youcantotally,totallyliveonthisMonica:Yeah,yeahRoss:Oh,bytheway,greatservicetonightAll:Oh!Yeah!(Theyallgettheirwalletsoutandgivegeneroustips)Guys:Hockey!(TheygotoleavebutareblockedbythreeofRachel'sfriends,Leslie,Kiki,andJoanne Theguyspausetostareatthem)Hockey!Hockey(Theguys)Leslie:(lookingaround)RachelRachel:OhmyGod!(Rachel,Leslie,Kiki,andJoanneallscreamandhugeachotherMonica:(toPhoebe)IswearI'veseenbirdsdothisonWildKingdomRachel:WhatareyouguysdoinghereKiki:Well,wewereinthecityshopping,andyourmomsaidyouworkhere,aaandit'strue!Joanne:LookatyouintheapronYoulooklikeyou'reinaplayRachel:(toapregnantLeslie)Lookatyou,youaresobigIcan'tbelieveit!Leslie:IknowIknow!I'maduplexRachel:(toJoanne)Sowhat'sgoingonwithyouJoanne:Well,guesswhomydad'smakingpartnerinhisfirm(Shepointstoherselfandtheyallscreamagain)Kiki:Andwhilewe'reonthesubjectofnews(Sheholdsupherefingertoshowoffherengagementringandtheyallscreamagain)Phoebe:(toMonica)Look,look,Ihaveelbows!(Theyscream)Scene:AStreet,ChandlerandJoeyarekickingacantoeachotherChandler:PouletpassesituptoLeetch!(PassesittoJoey)Joey:LeetchspotsMessierinthecreasethere'sthepass!(HekicksittoRoss,butRossisstaringintoashopwindow)Chandler:We'lltakeabrieftimeoutwhileMessierstopstolookatsomewomen'sshoesRoss:Carolwaswearingbootsjustlikethosethenightthatwewefirsty'knowFact,she,uhshenevertook'emoff,'causewewe(offChandler'slook)SorrySorry(Theywalkon ChandlerandJoeystarttotalkbutRossstopsandwhines)Joey:WhatRoss:PeachpitChandler:Yes,BunnyRoss:(points)PeachpitThatnightwe,uhwehadJoey:PeachesRoss:Actually,nectarines,butbasicallyChandler:(toJoey)Could'vebeenapeachRoss:Then,uh,thenwegotdressed,andIIIwalkedhertothe(looksup,realises,andpoints)thebusstopI'mfineJoey:Hey,thatwoman'sgotanasslikeCarol's!(Theyturntostareathim)WhatThoughtweweretryingtofindstuffScene:CentralPerk,Rachel,Lesile,Kiki,andJoannearetalkingRachel:Soc'mon,youguys,tellmeallthedirt!Kiki:Well,thebiggestnewsisstillyoudumpingBarryatthealtar!Joanne:AlrightLet'stalkrealityforasecondRachel:OkayJoanne:WhenareyoucominghomeRachel:WhatGuys,I'mnotJoanne:C'mon,thisisusRachel:I'mnot!ThisiswhatI'mdoingnowI'vegotthisjobKiki:WaitressingRachel:Okay,I'mnotjustwaitressingI'mI,umIwritethespecialsonthespecialsboard,and,uhandI,uhItaketheuhdeadflowersoutofthevaseOh,and,um,sometimesArtelleletsmeputthelittlechocolateblobbiesonthecookiesLeslie:WellYourmomdidn'ttellusabouttheblobbiesScene:MonicaandRachel's,PhoebeandMonicaareinpajamasandMonicaismakingsomethingintheblenderasRachelentersMonica:Hey,RachHowwasitwithyourfriends(SheandPhoebescream)Okay!HowwouldyoulikesomeTikiDeathPunch(Shepoursthecontentsoftheblenderintosomeglasses)Rachel:What'sthatMonica:Weeeell,it'srum,andRachel:Okay(Grabstheblenderandstartstodrink)Monica:WethoughtsincePhoebewasstayingovertonightwe'dhavekindalikeaslumberpartythingWegotsometrashymagazines,wegotcookiedough,wegotTwister(ThephoneringsandMonicaanswersit)Phoebe:Ooh!Ooh!AndIbroughtOperation!But,um,Ilostthetweezers,sowecan'toperateButwecanpreptheguy!Monica:Uh,Rach,it'stheVisacardpeopleRachel:Oh,God,askthemwhattheywantMonica:(onphone)Couldyoupleasetellmewhatthisisinreferenceto(Listens)Yes,holdon(ToRachel)Um,theysaythere'sbeensomeunusualactivityonyouraccountRachel:ButIhaven'tusedmycardinweeks!Monica:ThatistheunusualactivityLook,theyjustwannaseeifyou'reokayRachel:TheywannaknowifI'mokayOkaytheywannaknowifI'mokay,okay,let'sseeWell,let'ssee,theFICAguystookallmymoney,everyoneIknowiseithergettingmarried,orgettingpromoted,orgettingpregnant,andI'mgettingcoffee!Andit'snotevenforme!SoifthatsoundslikeI'mokay,okay,thenyoucantellthemI'mokay,okayMonica:(pausesthenonthephone)UhRachelhasleftthebuilding,canyoucallbackRachel:Alright,c'mon!(Miserably)Let'splayTwister!Scene:MadisonSquareGarden,theguysaretryingtofindtheirseatsRoss:(squeezingpastpeople)Sorry,sorryUhohChandler:WhatTherewasicetherethatnightwithCarolPlasticseatsFourthousandangryPittsburghfansRoss:No,actuallyIwasjustsayingitlookslikewe'renotsittingtogetherButnowyoumentionit,therewasicetherethatnightItwasthefirstfrostJoey:C'mon,sitJustsitdown,sitScene:MonicaandRachel's,they'reallhangingoutinthelivingroomMonica:Youshouldfeelgreataboutyourself!You'redoingthisamazingindependencething!Rachel:Monica,whatissoamazingIgaveup,like,everythingAndforwhatPhoebe:YouarejustlikeJackRachel:JackfromdownstairsPhoebe:No,JackandtheBeanstalkMonica:Ah,theotherJackPhoebe:Yeah,right!See,hegaveupsomething,butthenhegotthosemagicbeansAndthenhewokeup,andtherewasthis,thisbigplantoutsidehiswindow,fullofpossibilitiesandstuffAndhelivedinavillage,andyouliveintheVillageRachel:Okay,butPheebs,Pheebs,Jackgaveupacow,IgaveupanorthodontistOkay,IIIknow,IknowIdidn'tlovehimPhoebe:Oh,see,JackdidlovethecowRachel:Butsee,itwasaplanY'know,itwasclearItwasfiguredout,andnoweverything'sjustkindalikePhoebe:FloopyRachel:YeahMonica:Sowhat,you'renottheonlyoneImean,halfthetimewedon'tknowwherewe'regoingYou'vejustgottafigureatsomepointit'sallgonnacometogether,andit'sjustgonnabeunfloopyPhoebe:Oh,likethat'sawordRachel:Okay,butMonica,whatifwhatifitdoesn'tcometogetherMonica:PheebsPhoebe:Oh,well'causeyoujustIdon'tlikethisquestionRachel:Okay,see,see,youguys,whatifwedon'tgetmagicbeansImean,whatifallwe'vegotarebeansScene:MadisonSquareGarden,theguysarewatchingthegameRoss:Gethim!GETHIM!Gethim!GetYESSS!Notlaughingnow,areyapal!Chandler:(toRoss)Seebuddy,that'sallyouneed,abunchoftoothlessguyshittingeachotherwithsticksRoss:Passit!Passit!Chandler:He'sopen!All:Shoot!Shoot!Shoot!(TheplayershootsandthepuckfliesofftherinkandhitsRossintheface Chandlerlooksconcereduntilhenotices)Chandler:Hey,look,we'reonthatTVthing!(ChandlerandJoeyholdthepuckandwaveattheTVthing)CommercialBreakScene:AnEmergencyRoom,ChandlerandJoeyareleadingRossinChandler:(tothereceptionist)'ScusemeReceptionist:(holdsupherhandsheisonthephone)Itsaystocallthisnumberifyou'renotcompletelysatisfiedwiththiscandybarWell,I'mnotcompletelysatisfiedChandler:Listen,it'skindofanemergencyWell,Iguessyouknowthat,orwe'dbeinthepredicamentroom(Thereceptionistglaresathim)Receptionist:(onphone)Holdon(ToChandler)Filltheseout,sitoverthere(Tosseshimsomeforms)Ross:(jumpingtohisfeet)Look,Idon'twannamakeanytrouble,okay,butI'minalotofpainhere,alrightMyfaceisdentedReceptionist:Well,you'llhavetowaityourturnJoey:Well,howlongdoyouthinkit'llbeReceptionist:(sarcastic)AnyminutenowRoss:Hey,this(shegiveshimalookandtheguysbackoff)HeyyScene:MonicaandRachel's,theslumberpartycontinuesRachel:I'msosorry,youguysIdidn'tmeantobringyoudownMonica:No,youwererightIdon'thaveaplan(There'saknockonthedoor)PizzaGuy:(yellingfromoutside)Pizzaguy!Rachel:ThankGodFood(Shegoestoanswerthedoor)Monica:PhoebePhoebe:WhatMonica:DoyouhaveaplanPhoebe:Idon'tevenhavea'pl'PizzaGuy:Hi,one,uh,mushroom,greenpepperandonionRachel:(miserably)No,no,that'snotwhatweorderedWeorderedafatfreecrustwithextracheesePizzaGuy:Wait,you'renot'GStephanopoulos'Man,mydad'sgonnakillme!Monica:(leapingoffofthecouchandrunsup)Wait!Didyousay'GStephanopoulos'PizzaGuy:YeahThisonegoesacrossthestreet,ImusthavegivenhimyoursOh,bonehead,bonehead!Monica:Wait,wasthisaasmallmediterraneanguywithcuriouslyintelligentgoodlooksPizzaGuy:Yeah,thatsoundsaboutrightMonica:WashewearingastunningbluesuitPhoebe:AndandapowertiePizzaGuy:No,prettymuchjustatowelMonica:(staggered)OhGodPizzaGuy:SoyouguyswantmetotakethisbackMonica:Areyounuts!We'vegotGeorgeStephanopoulos'pizza!(Rachelpayshim,Monicagrabssomebinoculars,andrunstothewindow)Rachel:Uh,PheebsWho'sGeorgeSnuffalopagusPhoebe:BigBird'sfriendMonica:Iseepizza!Phoebe:Oh,Iwannasee!Lemmesee!Lemmesee!(Sherunsupandtakesthebinoculars)Rachel:HelloWhoarewespyingonMonica:WhiteHouseadviserClinton'scampaignguyTheonewiththegreathair,sexysmile,reallycutebuttRachel:Oh,him,thelittleguyOh,Ilovehim!Phoebe:Ooh,waitwait,IseeawomanMonica:Pleasetellmeit'shismotherPhoebe:DefinitelynothismotherMonica:Oh,noPhoebe:Oh,wait,she'swalkingacrossthefloorshe'swalkingshe'swalkingshe'sgoingforthepizza(Yelling)Hey,that'snotforyou,bitch!(Phoebecovershermouthwithherhandwalksawayfromthewindow)Scene:TheEmergencyRoom,Joeyismiminghockeypuckskittingforeheads Chandlerrealisesit'sgettingtenseandgoestothereceptionistagainChandler:Excuseme,look,we'vebeenhereforoveranhour,andalotofpeoplelesssickthanmyfriendhavegoneinImean,thatguywiththetoethingWho'shesleepingwith(SheslidesthegladdpaneloverandChandlertalksthroughitinaloudvoice)Oh,c'monDora,don'tbemadIknowwebothsaidsomethingswedidn'tmean,butthatdoesn'tmeanwestilldon'tloveeachother(Tothewaitingroom)Y'know,IfeellikeI'velosther(Sheslidesthepanelback,heturns,andittakeshimbysurprise)Ba!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thegirlsarealloutonthebalconyMonica:LightstilloutRachel:YeahMonica:OhMaybethey'renappingRachel:Ohplease,they'rehavingsexMonicaandPhoebe:Shutup!Rachel:So,whaddyathinkGeorgeislikeMonica:Ithinkhe'sshyPhoebe:YeahMonica:YeahIthinkyouhavetodrawhimoutAndthenwhenyoudohe'sapreppyanimalScene:TheEmergencyRoom,RossisstillgoingonabouthisfirstnightwithCarolRoss:IrememberthemoonlightcomingthroughthewindowandherfacehadthemostincredibleglowChandler:Yes,themoon,theglow,themagicalfeeling,youdidthispartCouldIgetsomepainkillersoverhere,pleaseJoey:He'sright,enough,alreadyWhatisthebigdealabouttodaySoyousleptwithherforthefirsttime,sowhatYousleptwithherforsevenyearsafterthatRoss:Look,it'sjustalittlemorecomplicatedChandler:Well,whatWhatWhatisitThatsheleftyouThatshelikeswomenThatsheleftyouforanotherwomanthatlikeswomenRoss:Littlelouder,okay,Ithinkthere'samanonthetwelfthfloorinacomathatdidn'tquitehearyouChandler:ThenwhatRoss:MyfirsttimewithCarolwas(Hemumblesthelastpart)Joey:WhatRoss:ItwasmyfirsttimeJoey:WithCarol(Rossgiveshimalook)OhChandler:Soinyourwholelife,you'veonlybeenwithone(Hegetsalooktoo)ohJoey:Whoah,boy,hockeywasabigmistake!Therewasawholebunchofstuffwecould'vedonetonight!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thegirlsarestilloutonthebalconyMonica:OkayOkay,IgotoneDoyourememberthatvegetarianpatethatImadethatyoulovedsomuchPhoebe:UhhuhMonica:Well,unlessgooseisavegetablehahaaaah!Phoebe:Oh!Oh!Oh!Okay,fine,fineNowIdon'tfeelsobadaboutsleepingwithJasonHurleyMonica:What!YousleptwithJasonPhoebe:You'dalreadybrokenupRachel:HowlongPhoebe:AcouplehoursMonica:Oh,that'snice!Rachel:Okay,okay,okay,Igotone!(Shesitsupandthecushionshewasleaningagainstfallsoffofthebalcony)AnywayThevalentineTommyRollersonleftinyourlockerwasreallyfrommeMonica:Excuseme!Rachel:HelloLikehewasreallygonnasendyouone(ToPhoebe)ShewasabiggirlMonica:ReallyWell,atleast'biggirls'don'tpeeintheirpantsinseventhgrade!Rachel:Iwaslaughing!Youmademelaugh!(MonicaandRachelstarttosquabble)Phoebe:Thereheis!Thereheis!Monica:WherePhoebe:Rightwherewe'vebeenlookingallnight!Rachel:Heissocute!Monica:Oh,George,baby,dropthetowel!All:Yeah,dropit!Dropthetowel!Pleasedropthe(pause)wowwwScene:TheEmergencyRoom,RossisabsentJoey:ManCanyoubelievehe'sonlyhadsexwithonewomanChandler:Ithinkit'sgreatY'know,it'ssweet,it'sromanticJoey:ReallyChandler:No,youkiddingTheguy'safreak(Rossentersoffcamera)Both:Hey,buddyRoss:Hi(Heiswearingapieceofsteelbandagedtohisnose Hetossessomeformsontoreceptiondesk)Receptionist:(sarcastic)Oh,that'sattractiveChandler:Oh,IthoughtyouweregreatinSilenceoftheLambsOhcomeon,admitit!Allthingsconsidered,youhadfuntonightRoss:FunWherewasthefunTellmespecifically,whichpartwasthefunpartWhere'smypuckJoey:Oh,ahthekidhasitRoss:Thekid(Tothekid)Excuseme,uh,that's,that'smypuckKid:IfounditFinderskeepers,losersweepers(RosslooksatChandlerforhelp)Chandler:Yougottadoit,manRoss:(tothekid)OhyeahWell,I'mrubber,you'reglue,whatever(toChandler)can'tdoit(tothekid)Listen,uhgimmebackmypuckKid:NoRoss:'Yes',howaboutC'mereGimme!Kid:No!No!(Theystarttofightoverit)Receptionist:Hey!Hey!NoroughholdinginmyER!Ross:(triestosnatchitfromthekid)GIVEMEMYPUCK!!(butitfilesoutofhisgraspandknocksoutthereceptionist)Ross:NowthatwasfunClosingCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,JoeyandthegirlsareplayingtwisterRoss:(Doingthespinning)Okay,Monica:RightfootredMonica:Could'veplayedMonopoly,butnooooo(There'saknockonthedoor,Chandleropensit,andsilentlyhandsbackthecushion)Chandler:Thanks(Theguynodsandleaves)Ross:Okay,Pheebs:Righthandblue(Phoebehastobendover)Good(Joeystaresatherbuttappreciatively)(ThephoneringsandChandleranswersit)Chandler:HelloOh,uh,Rachel,it'stheVisacardpeopleRachel:Oh,okayWillyoutakemyplaceChandler:Alright(onphone)Yes,thisisRachelRachel:Nooo!(ShegrabsthephoneandChandlertakesherplaceonthemat)(Onphone)Hello(Listens)Oh,yeah,no,Iknow,IIhaven'tbeenusingitmuch(Listens)Oh,well,thanks,but,I'mokay,reallyRoss:GreenTothegreenRachel:(onphone)I'vegotmagicbeans(Listens)NevernevermindChandler:Totheleft,totheleftaww!(Theyallcollapse)Rachel:(onphone)OhhhI'mfineEnd(克林顿亲信助手)乔治•史特喷那彼拉斯先生菲比如果有一天我变得全能我要世界和平不再有饥饿雨林不再遭受破坏还有更大的胸部你说了我的愿望钱德你呢?如果有一天我变得全能我要让自己变得永远全能看吧总有这样的人“给我一个愿望我就要更多的愿望”乔依如果你变得全能你希望做什么?大概是自杀吧什么?如果小乔依死了我就没再活下去的理由乔伊全能(不是无能)你是?对不起她是怎么办到的我在公共场合根本睡不着你看她睡得那么安祥制片:陶德史帝芬什么事?没事你只是又打瞌睡了你是怎么了?我昨晚没睡好为什么?导演:詹姆斯布罗我祖母交了一个新男友他们俩在床上翻来覆去还有耳聋…于是两人不断确定彼此是否尽兴简直是吵死人了如果愿意你今晚可以和我及瑞秋睡谢了我说得没错吧从我的住处到这儿不到一百步你可真闲他就是今天的寿星?瞧冰球赛门票骑兵队与企鹅队今晚在花园球场我们要带你去看生日快乐,老兄我们爱你你们真幽默我的生日在七个月前所以呢?一定是你们多了一张票找不到人一起去看我们不是悲观之人天啊今天是月号我正希望你没记起来号有什么不对劲吗?万圣节的前十一天?所有的好服装都被抢走?今天是我第一次和卡萝…进行肉体接触…作爱我不去看球赛了我还是回家想着我的前妻和她的爱人吧去他的曲棍球我们回去一起想吧罗斯别这样你我和乔伊冰人夜游怎样大个儿?你打算干吗?我不知道拜托,罗斯好吧,或许能让我忘记伤痛但你要帮我买个大手指一定大家看我的第一份薪水看看这框框上面有我的名字是我我记起拿到第一份薪水的那一天矿场塌陷八人惨遭活埋你在矿场工作?不我在黛莉冰淇淋工作干嘛问?真叫人兴奋我赚来的每天擦桌椅蒸牛奶这真是太…不值得了谁是FICA?为何他拿走我所有的钱?钱德你看没那么糟就第一份薪水而言你已经算不错了单靠它就够你过日子了没错对了,优秀的服务员没错球赛!球赛!瑞秋天呀我发誓我在动物园也看过这种场面什么风把你们吹来的?我们到市区逛街又听你妈你在这儿工作结果是真的瞧你的围裙好像在演戏一般看看你你的肚子好大我简直不敢相信我知道我变成两倍大你近来可好?你猜我爸和谁合伙?还有我们的话题看我有手腕罗斯将球传给李奇李奇看见纳斯有空档一记妙传我们先暂停一下纳斯正停下来看女鞋那一夜卡萝穿着那种靴子在我们的第一次老实说她没脱下因为我们…对不起瞧什么?桃核怎么样?那天晚上我们吃了桃子?事实上是蜜桃但基本上可能是桃子然后我们穿上衣服我送她到公车站牌我没事那女人的臀部和卡萝的一样什么?我以为我们在找东西好了你们快点跟我讲八卦最大的八卦还是你在圣坛前抛下巴瑞好了我们来谈点正经的你打算何时回家?什么?我不回家拜托我们是好姐妹我不回家我要在这儿工作我有工作当女服务生?我不只是当女服务生我写下每日特餐摘下瓶中枯死的花朵有时老板还会让我在饼干上涂上巧克力酱你妈没有提起巧克力酱瑞秋和朋友聊得如何?想喝杯鸡尾酒吗?里面什么?是郎姆酒,还有知道了既然菲此要来过夜谈通宵我们就买了一些八卦杂志饼干面团和扭体游戏我带了”手术”游戏来不过我把镊子弄丢了,所以玩不了了不过我们可以演练下瑞秋是信用卡的人打来的问他们想干什么请问有什么事吗?好稍待他们说你的账户有问题可是我已好几个星期没刷卡了问题就出在这儿他们想知道你是否没事他们想知道我是否没事?我想看看FICA把我的钱全拿走了我认识的朋友不是结婚怀孕就是升职而我只是端咖啡而且还不是端给自己喝如果这样叫没事的话就告诉他们我没事好吗?瑞秋刚出去你能再打来吗?好吧我们来玩扭体游戏吧对不起对不起怎么了?你和卡萝那一夜有冰?塑胶座位?四千名愤怒的匹兹堡球迷?不我是说我们可能不会坐在一起既然你已提起没错那一夜有结冰第一次结霜坐下吧你应该感到自豪才对你正在学习了不起的独立摩妮卡有什么了不起可言?我放弃一切到底是为了什么?你和杰克没两样楼下的杰克?不是杰克与魔豆另一个杰克对他放弃某些东西但是得到了魔豆他起床后发现窗外有棵大树充满一切可能他住在一个村庄你住在一个村庄…菲此杰克放弃了牛我放弃了一个整牙医生我知道我并不喜欢他杰克深爱着那头牛那是有预谋的一切都很清楚。可是现在所有事都不顺利?对不是只有你才这样我们也常不知自己何去何从你得仔细想清楚自然就能步上轨道这样才能诸事顺利真能拼但如果无法步上轨道呢?菲比因为你…我不喜欢这个问题瞧如果我们没拿到魔豆吗?只拿到一般的豆子呢?宰掉他…笑不出来了吧老兄那正是你需要的一群以棍子互打的无齿之徒快传他有空档射门,射门瞧我们上电视了我抢到了上面说不满意这条巧克力糖可以拨这个号码我并不满意这是紧急事件我想你很清楚否则我们就不会在这儿了等等拿去填资料坐在那儿填我不想惹麻烦好吗?可我现在很疼我脸被打歪了你得照顺序来大概要等多久?快了真是对不起我不是存心让你们不开心的不你说得对我的人生毫无计划送Pizza的感谢上帝,食物终于来了Pheobe干吗?你有计划吗?我根本毫无计划磨菇,青椒和洋葱不,这不是我们点的我们点的是奶酪脆皮口味史先生不住这儿?没这个人惨了我爸一定会宰掉我的等等你是说史先生?对他住对街我一定是送错了笨慢着是不是那个矮小的地中海人一幅聪明样的帅哥?对应该就是他他穿着迷人的蓝色西装?打着领带?不他只围一条浴巾上帝呀你们忍心让我把它带回去?什么?开什么玩笑我们要吃史先生的Pizza菲比史先生是谁?大鸟的朋友我看见Pizza让我看我们在偷瞄谁?白宫顾问克林顿的助选员他有迷人的头发性感的微笑带劲儿的屁股是他?那个小矮人?我好喜欢他等等我看一个女人告诉我那是他妈绝对不是他妈慢着她走过地板她走着…去拿Pizza不是给你的臭女人蓝大夫请接分号…抱歉我们已等了一个小时许多情况比我朋友轻的人都走了那个脚趾上挂东西的他和谁睡觉?朵拉别生气我知道我们都说了伤害彼此的话但那不意味着我们不再爱着对方我想她不会再理我了灯还关着对吗?或许他们在小睡拜托,他们在做爱闭嘴!你们认为史先生是什么样的人?我认为他很害羞真的?你必须勾引他之后他就会渐渐显露出兽性拜托我记得月光透过窗户照进来她的脸庞露出甜蜜的微笑对月光微笑和甜蜜说得好谁能拿点止痛药来吗?他说得对你够了没?今天有什么大不了的?你和她第一次上床了不起?之后你又和她做了七年事情没那么简单那么问题出在哪儿?她把你甩了?她爱上女人?她为一个爱女人的女人而离开你?大声点行吗?楼有个昏迷的人听不清楚然后呢?我和卡萝的第一次是我的第一次什么?我的第一次和卡萝?这么说你这辈子只和一人…天啊看冰球赛真是个错误本来今晚我们可以干很多事我有了还记得你很喜欢我做的那个蔬菜面团?除非鹅也是蔬菜好吧行和强森上床的感觉没那么糟什么?你和强森上床?在你们分手后多久之后?几小时真好我也有了情人节汤姆放在你置物箱的东西其实是我放的什么?你以为他真会送你东西?她太天真了真的?天真的女孩至少不会在七年级时还尿裤子当时我是在笑你逗得我大笑他来了他来了在哪儿?我们看了一整夜的地方他真帅我的宝贝乔治快拿掉浴巾快拿掉浴巾…一次就好你能相信他只和一个女人上过床?这样很好啊甜蜜又浪漫你真的这样认为?才怪,这家伙是怪胎老兄真是迷人你在“沉默的羔羊”里演得真好快承认吧,纵观一切你今晚很开心开心?哪里开心?告诉哪一点值得我开心?我的冰球在哪儿?在那小孩手里孩子…球是我的我找到的谁发现归谁丢掉的人活该争气点是吗?我是橡胶你是胶水…我做不到还我,到底还不还我不还不还过来,球还我不给别在我这儿闹事给我!那才叫好玩摩妮卡右脚红本来我们是要玩大富翁的?谢了菲比右手蓝很好瑞秋信用卡人员打来的好愿意代替我吗?我是瑞秋不我知道我很久没用了谢谢我没事真的绿色的到绿色那里我有魔豆不当我没说左转我没事

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