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603 The One With Ross’s Denial

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TheOneWithRoss’sDenialScene:MonicaandRachel's,Joey,Monica,andPhoebearethereasChandlerentersChandler:(entering)Hey!Phoebe:Hey!Checkitout!Thisisunbelievable!Joeyhasbeenholdinghisbreathforalmostfourminutes!(WeseeJoeywhohaspuffeduphischeeksandChandlernonchalantlyreachesdownandpinchesJoey’snoseshutInafewseconds,Joeyhastomovebecausehe’snowforcedtoactuallyholdhisbreath)Joey:(ToChandler)Dude!Whatareyoyoutryingtokillme!Rachel:(enteringfromherroom)Pheebs,IwannaaskyousomethingPhoebe:Uhhuh,whatRachel:WellsinceI’mmovin’outandandyou’resobeautiful…Phoebe:Oh!Rachel:…howaboutImoveinwithyouPhoebe:Well,thatwouldbegreatbutthenwhatdowedoaboutDeniseMonica:Who’sDenisePhoebe:MyroommateRachel:Youhavearoommate!Phoebe:Yes,DeniseDenise!Joey:Hey,whatiswiththesecrecyPhoebeHuhAndwhataboutthisDenise,isshecuteChandler:Pheebs,Idon’tunderstandHowcanyouhavearoommatethatnoneofusknowanythingaboutPhoebe:MaybebecauseyouneverlistentoanythingthatIsayItalkaboutherallthetime!DENISE!!!!!Joey:HeyRach,listenIwasthinkin’uh,I’mgonnaachel's,ChandlerandMonicaarethereasJoeyentersJoey:Hey!(ToChandler)Dude,someguyjustcalledforyouChandler:WhowasitJoey:Idon’tknow!Howabout,"Thanksfortakingthemessage"Jeez!(Exits)Monica:Okaylisten,y’knowwhenyoumoveinRachel’sroomisgonnabeempty,youwannatalkaboutwhatwewanttodowithitChandler:Sure!Monica:Okay,Iwasthinkingweshouldhaveabeautifulguestroom,rightWithamahoganysleighbedandbedsidetableswithflowersonthemallthetime!Andwecouldhavearolltopdeskwithcommentcardsonthemsopeoplecouldsayhowmuchtheylovedstayinghere!!Okay,whatever,Ireallyhaven’tthoughtaboutitthatmuchChandler:Well,IlikethatideaObviously!Iwasthinkingmaybemaybemaybeitcouldbeagameroom,y’knowImeanyoucanbuyoldarcadegameslikeuh,likeSpaceInvadersandAsteroidsfor$,therealones!Thebigbigones!Monica:NoChandler:Okaysoyoumeannoasin,"GeeChandler,whataninterestingideaLet’sdiscussitbeforewerejectitcompletely"Monica:Oh,I’msorryOfcourseImeanthatInterestingidea,umm,talkaboutit,butnoChandler:So,that’sitMonica:Ijustdon’tthinkarcadegamesgointhebeautifulguestroomThebeautifulguestroomisgonnabefilledwithantiquesChandler:WhichiswhyAsteroidsisperfect!It’stheoldestgame!Monica:WhatdoyouhaveagainstthebeautifulguestroomChandler:Idon’thaveanythingagainstthebeautifulguestroom,especiallysinceeverybodyweknowlivesaboutsecondsaway!Monica:AreyoumockingmeChandler:No,I’mnotmockingyou,(inamockingvoice)oryoubeautifulguestroom(Exits)Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,ChandleriscomingfromacrossthehallJoey:Hey,what’supChandler:Nothing,MonicaandIhadastupidfightJoey:Butyou’restillmovingintogether,rightBecausemyadcameouttoday(Showshimthepaper)Chandler:(readingthead)"WantedFemaleroommate,nonsmoker,nonugly"Nice!Joey:YeahIjustfiguredy’know,afterlivingwithyouit’dbeaninterestingchangeofpacetohaveafemaleroommate,y’knowSomeoneIcanlearnfrom,someonesomeonewho’sdifferentthanmeAndwhat’smoredifferentthanmeaguywho’snotthansayagirlwhoisEnh(Pointstohishead)Notjustahatrackmyfriend!Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeisonthecouchstaringoffintospaceasRachelentersRachel:Pheebs,Ihavetoaskyou…Phoebe:Shhhhhh!I’mswampedrightnowRachel:You’rejuststaringintospacePhoebe:Umm,I’mtryingtomovethatpencil(There’sapencillyingonthetable)Rachel:Thisone(Picksitup)Phoebe:Itworked!Rachel:Pheebs,thiswholeapartmentthingisjustanightmare!EveryplaceIcanaffordcomeswitharoommatewhoisafreakImean,lookatthis(Pointstooneandstartstoreadit)"WantedFemaleroommate,nonsmoker,nonugly"It’sjust,thereisnothing!Thecity’sfull!Phoebe:Wait,no,lookatthis!(Pointstoone)(Reading)"Twobedroom,twobath,mustbenonsmoker,Satanworshipersokay…"Oh,yeah,butit’sonthegroundfloorRoss:(entering)Hey!Rachel:HeyRoss:Rach,uh,youstilllookingforaplaceRachel:Yeah!WhyRoss:Okay,there’sthisguy,Warren,fromthemuseumandhe’sgoingonadigforliketwoyearsandhe’sgotthisgreatplaceheneedstosubletSouh,youinterestedRachel:Thatsoundsgreat!I’dlovetoliveatWarren’s!!IloveWarren!Thankyou!Ross:Don’tthankme!Ifyouwannathanksomething,thankthevolcanothateruptedthousandsofyearsago,killingbutperfectlypreservinganentirecivilization(Racheljustlooksathim)Here’sWarren’snumberRachel:Oh,thisisgreat!Iamgonnacallhimrightnow!(Jumpsup)Oh,thankyou!(ShehugshimandhestartstohugherbackbutnoticesthelookPhoebeisgivinghimandpushesheraway)Ross:Okay,yougograbit!Phoebe:IsawitRoss:Idon’tknowwhatyou’retalkingaboutPhoebe:Umm,I’mtalkingaboutthatwhichyoualreadyknowbutwon’tadmitYouloveheragainyoureloveher!Ross:Look,IdonotreloveherPhoebe:Ican’tbelieveyouwon’tjustadmitit!(Pause)Okay,justpromisemethatyouwon’tdoanythingstupidRoss:Look,we’rejustfriendsnow!OkayWhywouldIdoanythingstupidRachel:(returningfromcallingWarren)Ugh!!!Well,theapartmentisalreadysubletted!Imean,thisisjusthopelessI’mnevergonnafindanythingRoss:YoucanlivewithmeRachel:What!Phoebe:What!Ross:WhatCommercialBreakScene:CentralPerk,continuedfromearlierRachel:OhmyGod!Areyouserious!Ross:Uhhuh(Phoebegrunts)Rachel:IwouldlovetolivewithyouRossthat’sthat’sgreat!Thankyou!Ross:Well,I’mI’mjustgladIcould,y’know,helpyououtPhoebe:Wow!I’mI’msohappyforyouguys(ToRoss)Thisissoso,notstupidRachel:RossRoss,youhavenoideawhatthismeanstome!Imean,ImeanIwasgonnabehomelessYoujustsavedme!You’remyhero!Ross:Hero,Iuh,Idon’tknowwell,allrightRachel:Oh,IhavetogotellMonicawhatawonderfulbrothershehas!(Kisseshimonthecheekandexits)Ross:Ohplease!(Hesitsdown)(ToPhoebe)You’regonnasaythingsnow,aren’tyaPhoebe:NoNo,Iwon’tButIshouldtellyouthis,thisexactsamethinghappenedtomyroommateDeniseShemovedinwithaguywhowassecretlymarriedtoherandhesaidhedidn’tloveher,buthereallydid,anditjustblewup!Andthat’showsheendeduplivingwithme!(Rosslooksather)(Pause)Okay,that’salieScene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaisinthekitchenasChandlerentersChandler:HiMonica:HiChandler:Hi,listen,I’msorryaboutbeforeIdon’tneedtohaveagameroomImeanwhenIwasakidIonlyplayedthosegamesbecauseIcouldn’tgetgirls,andnowIcan‘emNow,Ihaveyou(Monicaglaresathim)NotnotthatIthinkthatIhaveyouorthinkofyouaspropertyinanysortofway,Iseewomen…Monica:StopitChandler(Chandlerisrelieved)I’msorrytooChandler:ReallyMonica:Yeah!Ohyes!Chandler:OhhMonica:Listen,wedon’thavetomakethataguestroom,wecanthinkofsomethingtodowiththeroomtogetherChandler:That’sagreatidea!WecaneasilythinkofawayforusbothtoenjoytheroomMonica:Totally!(Theystartthinking)Chandler:Wedon’thavetocomeupwiththisnowMonica:OhgoodChandler:Hey,y’knowwhatWhydon’twethinkaboutchangeswecanmakeinthelivingroomMonica:ChangesChandler:Yeah,Imeanwe’regonnahavetomovearoundsomefurnituretomakeroomformychair(Kissesherandheadsintothelivingroom)Monica:You’reyou’reyou’regonnabringtheBarcaLoungeroverhereChandler:IsthataproblemMonica:Well,it’sasetandtheyshouldprobablystaytogetherChandler:Oh,that’scoolThenI’lljustbringthembothoverMonica:Seenownowyou’retakingthemawayfromtheirhomeChandler:Okay,IgetitSo,Igetnothing!Nothinghereismine!Everythinghereisyours!I’llgetupinthemorningputonyourclothes,andheadofftowork!Monica:Yeahyeah,y’knowwhatYeah,that’sitthat’sit,everythingwillbemine!Nothingwillbeyours!That’sthat’swhatIsaid!Ohcomeon,Chandler!I’mtalkingaboutthebarcalounger!Itjust,itdoesn’tmatch!Whereisitgonnago!Chandler:Inthegameroom!Monica:Lookitisnotmyfaultthatyourchairsareincrediblyugly!Chandler:Allright!That’sfine!That’sfine!Iwon’tbringoverthechairs!Iwon’tbringanythingover!Iwouldn’twanttoruintheambianceoverhereatGrandma’splace!!(Stormsout)Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisinterviewingapotentialroommateAndyes,she’safemale,nonsmokerandverynonuglyJoey:(exitingfromChandler’sroomwiththenewroommate)EverythingonyourapplicationlooksreallygoodOhh!Justonelastquestionumm,areyouandyourfriendsgonnabeoverhereallthetimelikepartyingandhangingoutThePotentialRoommate:Ohdon’tworry,I’mnotreallyapartygirlJoey:Whoa!!Nowlook,don’tbejustblurtin’stuffoutIwantyoutoreallythinkaboutyouranswersOkayChandler:(entering)Youcancallofftheroommatesearch!(Tothepotentialroommate)Hi!I’llbelivinghere(Headsforthebathroom)Joey:Ohdon’tlistentohim,he’sjustsomeguywhoreallywantstheapartment,butIdon’tthinkhe’sgonnagetitChandler:WhydidyoutaketheshowercurtaindownJoey:Thatthingwasahazard!(Tothepotentialroommate)I’mverysafetyconsciousScene:Ross’sApartment,RachelisenteringandRossismakingsomeroomontheshelvesforhisstuffRachel:Hey!Ross:Hey!Ohlisten,IwasjustclearingsomespaceforyourstuffRachel:Ohthanks,butlisten,IwasjustatMonica’sandsheandChandlerhadabigfightandthey’renotmovinginRoss:Whatdoyoumean,they’renotmovinginTheythey’restillmovinginrightRachel:Nono,theyjusthadabigblowoutoverwhattodowithmyroomRoss:What!Overastupidroom!Rachel:Yeah,Ifeelkindabadforthem,butI’malsoreallypsyched‘causeIdon’thavetomoveinhere!Ross:Ohno,yeahno,thatpart’sgreat!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Rossisentering,draggingChandler,tomediatetheargumentbetweenChandlerandMonicaRoss:What’sallthisaboutyouguysfighting!Isthisreallyoveraroom!Imean,thatissosilly!Monica:Ross,wecanhandlethisRoss:Well,apparentlynot,andIcan’tjuststandbyandwatchtwopeopleIcareaboutverymuchbehurtoversomethingthatissosillyImean,enoughofthesilliness!Chandler:Well,whydon’tyoutellhertostopbeingsilly!(Monicamockshimandhejoinsin)Ross:(stoppingthem)Okayokay!Twoverygoodpoints,lookI’veknownyoubothalongtime,andI’veneverseeneitherofyouonemillionthashappyasyou’vebeensinceyou’vegottogetherDoyoureallywanttothrowthatallawayoveraroomThatissosillyNowwhwhatismoreimportant,loveorsillinessChandler:Well,wearefondofthesilliness,butwealsohaveasoftspotfortheloveMonica:LoveisthebestmedicineChandler:That’slaughterMonica:WhydoyoudoitChandler:Idon’tknowRoss:Okay!Allright!Now,ChandleryouyouwannalivewithMonica,rightChandler:Yeah,IdoRoss:AndMon,youwannalivewithChandler,don’tyaMonica:YesRoss:(jumpingup)Good!AverbalcontractisbindinginthestateofNewYork!(Stormsout)Scene:CentralPerk,RachelissittingatthecounterwaitingforGunther,yepGunther’sback,torefillhercoffeeGunther:SoIunderstandyou’relookingforaplaceRachel:Nono,I’mstayingputGunther:Oh,IwasgoingtoofferyoumyapartmentRachel:Why,whereareyougoingGunther:Idon’tknowRoss:(entering)HeyRach!Rachel:Hi!Ross:You’renevergonnabelieveituh,MonicaandChandleraremovinginagainThat’sgreatnewsrightImeanforthemRightRachel:OhwowRoss:Yeahbut,onthebrightside,wegettoberoommatesagainRachel:YeahY’knowumm,uh,umm,aboutthat,umm,RossIreallyappreciateyouroffertoletmemoveinandeverything,butdon’tyouthinkit’sgonnabeweirdRoss:Whwhy!Whywhywhywouldit,whywoulditbeweirdRachel:Well,becauseofus!BecauseofourhistoryRoss:No!Rachel:NoRoss:No!No!Itwouldbeweirdifwewerestillinthatplace,ImeanareyoustillinthatplaceRachel:No!Notatall!Ross:Good!Meneither!Soit’snotaproblemWe’rejusttwofriendswhohappentoberoommatesRachel:Okay,butRoss,eventuallyyouandIaregonnabedatingRoss:Really!WeareRachel:Yeah!I’mgonnahaveaboyfriend,you’regonnahaveagirlfriend…Ross:Ohh!ThatwouldbegreatRachel:Buty’knowwhat,ifyouthinkit’sgonnabeokaywe’lljustworkoutasystemY’know,it’llbelikecollege,I’llhangahangeronthedoorandputasign,"Comebacklater,I’mgettin’lucky"(Laughs)Ross:(laughsaswell,butforadifferentreason)Yeah,Ididn’tthinkofthatScene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandlerisonceagainbeingdraggedinbyRosssohethathecantrytomanipulatethesituationsothatit’sbestforRoss,notnecessarilywhat’sbestforMonicaandChandlerRoss:Soareyousureaboutthiswholemovinginthing!Imeanit’sareallybigstep!Andandwhat’stherush!(Theybothstartlaughingathim)Monica:That’sveryfunny!Chandler:He’sbeingsilly,becauseheknowsthatweenjoythesilliness!Ross:No,III’mserious,okayImean,thinkaboutitYoumovein,youstartfightingoverstupidgamerooms,nextthingy’knowyoubreakup!Monica:Ross,youwererightbefore,itwasjustastupidfightaboutaroomRoss:Okay,therearenostupidfights!!Thisisn’tabouttheroom,thisisaboutwhattheroom…represents!Andunfortunately,thisroom(PointstoRachel’sroom)coulddestroyyou!!Chandler:Yeah,I'mnotsoworriedMonica:Yeah,no,meneitherRoss:Fine!It’syourlife!(Startstostormoutmadabouthisfailedattemptatthemanipulationofhisbestfriendandsister,butstopsandtriesonelasttime)Ijustdon’twanttoseeyouguysbreakup!Whichyouwilldoifyoumoveintogether,(MonicaandChandlerjuststareathim)butthat’swhatyouwant,there’snothingIcando(Opensthedoorandtriesonemoretime)DON’TDOIT!!!!!(Finallyleaves)Monica:YoustillwanttomoveintogetherrightChandler:Ofcourse!Monica:Rossdidn’tscareyouChandler:ScaredmeoutofeverwantingtolivewithhimMonica:Comehere,Iwanttoshowyousomething!Chandler:Okay!(TheyruntothelivingroomwhereMonicahasmovedthechairback(Towardsthestep),thecoffeetableforward(TowardstheTV),andtapedasquareoutlineonthefloor)Chandler:OhmyGod!Someone’skilledSquareMan!Monica:ThisiswhereIthoughtthebarcaloungercouldgo!YouseeyoucouldseetheTVandit’sstillwalkingdistancetothekitchenChandler:Ohthat’ssosweet!Iwanttoshowyousomethingtoo!Monica:Okay!Chandler:Y’knowthosebigbiguh,roadsignsthatsay"Merge"Monica:UhhmmChandler:Y’knowSoIwasthinkingthatwecouldgetoneofthosesignsandhangitoverourbedBecause,that’syouandItogether!Merge!Monica:OhmyGod!Ilovethat!Chandler:Really!Monica:Uh,no!!Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeissinginganewsongYep,thefirstnewPhoebesongofseasonsix,Ross,Joey,andRachelarealsotherePhoebe:(singing)Ifoundyouinmybed!                         How’dyouwhinedupthere                         Youareamystery!                         Littleblackcurlyhair!                         Littleblackcurlyhair!                         Littleblack,littleblack,littleblack,littleblack,littleblackcurlyhair…………(Applause)Phoebe:Nowifyouwanttoreceiveemailsaboutmyupcomingshows,thenpleasegivememoneysoIcanbuyacomputerRoss:(ToRachel)Soumm,wherearetheotherguysRachel:Umm,welllet’sseeMonicaandChandlerareoccupiedRoss:Fighting!Rachel:No,theotherthingIreallythinkit’sgreattheyworkthingsoutRoss:YeahThere’snobreakingthemup,isthereRachel:Hey,canIborrowthekeytoyourhousesoIcanrunacrossthestreetandmakeacopyRoss:Sure!Here(Handsherhiskeys)Rachel:Thankyou(Getsup)NowareyousureBecauseonceImakeacopy,there’snoturningbackRoss:Yeah,I’mI’msure(Deadpan)Yeah,getoutofherebeforeIchangemymind(Sheexits)Joey:Umm,listen,RossdoyoureallythinkthismovinginwithRachelisagoodideaRoss:I’vebeenbackandforthJoey:Yeahwell,maybeyoushouldgoback!OkayRachelmovesin,andbeforeyouknowityou’rerightwhereyoudon’twanttobe!Backtogether!Ross:Ehh,Idon’t,Idon’tthinksoShe’salreadytalkedabouty’know,datingotherguysJoey:That’snotgonnaworkout!Thenshe’sgonnacomehomeallweepyandyou’llbetellin’her,"Ohthat’sokayYou’llfindsomeone"Andthen,bamn!Shefindsyou!Ross:Yeah,well,mmaybeyou’rerightJoey:IamtellingyouRoss,sheisdefinitelygonnafallinlovewithyouagain!Now,isthatwhatyouwantRoss:IsthatwhatIwantPhoebe:(onthemicrophone,accidentally)Yes(Rachelenters)Joey:HereshecomesHoldon,I’mgonnamakeyourlifemucheasierRachel:Allright,welltheplacewasclosedI’lljustcopyitlaterJoey:OrnotUh,Rach,whydon’tyoujustmoveinwithme(Rachelsighs)Ross:Whoa!Whoa!Whoa,Joey!Joey:Nononononononono…It’sokay,ImeanIlookRach,IknowIscaredyouoffwiththatwholeNakedThursday’sthing,butwedon’thavetodothat!Rachel:Well,itwouldbeeasiertomovejustrightacrossthehallWaitaminute,unlessyou’rethinkingaboutNakedWednesday’sJoey:Thursday’sclearlynotgoodforya,pickaday!CommercialBreakScene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyhasThePotentialRoommatebackforanotherinterviewJoey:(openingthedoortoThePotentialRoommate)Hi!ThePotentialRoommate:Hi!Joey:ComeinThanksforcomin’back,umm,okaytherehavebeenalotofpeopleinterestedintheroom,butIhavenarroweditdownandyouareoneofthefinalists!ThePotentialRoommate:Great!Joey:Okaynow,beforeImakemyfinaldecisionIuh,IjustwanttomakesureourpersonalitiesmatchOkay,soImadeupalittletestNow,I’mgonnasayawordandthenyousaythefirstthingthatcomestomindThePotentialRoommate:IcandothatJoey:Okay!HerewegoPillowThePotentialRoommate:FightJoey:Verygood!OkayGThePotentialRoommate:StringJoey:Excellent!Okayumm,doggyThePotentialRoommate:KittenJoey:Ooh,sorry!Nonono,soclosethough,butbyebye!(Heushersheroutthedoor)End罗斯死不认帐嘿!嘿!快看啊!真难以置信!乔伊已经憋气憋了差不多四分钟!哥们!你干什么想弄死我吗!菲比我有点事想问你。呃呵什么事你看我就要搬出去了。而且你是这么好的一个人那我搬去和你住怎么样这主意不错不过那样的话迪妮丝怎么办迪妮丝是谁我的室友。你有室友!对迪妮丝。迪妮丝!嘿有什么不可告人的事吗?菲比迪妮丝是个怎样的人她可爱吗菲比我不明白。怎么可能你有一个室友而我们所有人都不知道呢可能是因为你们从来都不用心听我说的话。我整天都提到她!迪妮丝!!!!!嘿瑞秋我在想呃我那里很快会有一个空房间哦没错。是啊你不如搬过来和我住?那样多好啊!我们可以熬夜聊天看电影。而且你知道“裸体的星期四”吧对对我还是自己找地方吧。喂喂!我觉得“裸体的星期四”是咱们的私事。你告诉瑞秋你们还没离婚的时候她怎么说?哦那个啊。她挺高兴的。你没告诉她,对不对没有。当然没有啦因为你还是爱她的。我已经不爱她了。她因为必须要搬出去心情很不好。所以我没有告诉她我们还没离婚因为那样只会让她更难过。我只是安慰了她一下以朋友的身份。安慰她?什么意思?没什么拥抱了她一下。啊哈!一种经典的爱的表示拥抱!可那也是友谊的表示。但你是不会这么想的纯情小男生。只是一个拥抱!那好告诉我你有没有闻她的头发?闻……闻她的头发有又怎么样女性有的信息素是从头顶上散发出来的!这就是女人比较矮的原因。这样当男人拥抱她们的时候就会爱上她们。拜托罗斯你可是科学家。我只是像朋友一样拥抱她。是她的头发碰到我的脸又不是我的错。她有那么多头发。而且闻上去就像……就像椰子。这并不意味着我对瑞秋还有感觉!可能这表示我对椰子有感觉!好吧你怎么说都好。不过你还是小心些吧瑞秋和你的情况不同。如果你所说的“情况”是指处于恋爱中那么她和我的情况是相同的因为我并不是那种情况!我听不懂你说什么。不过我想可能是因为你说的是爱的秘语。嘿!哥们。刚才有个人打电话给你。谁我不知道!可能叫做"麻烦你告诉他一声"。见鬼!你看你搬进来之后瑞秋的房间就空了。想不想讨论一下我们要怎样布置它?当然!好。我想我们需要一间漂亮的客房里面有桃花心木的豪华大床和整天摆着鲜花的边桌!我们还可以买一张写字台上面放些住客意见卡。这样客人就可以告诉我们他们是多么希望能留在这里!好吧没所谓其实我还没想到那么远。嗯我喜欢这个主意。明显地!不过我想我们也许……也许可以把它变成一间游戏机房像“太空小蜜蜂”和“小行星”这样的老的街机只有块钱就能买到。是真正的街机!那些大的大的!不行。你说“不行”的时候是不是可以说“天哪钱德多么有趣的想法。”“让我们先讨论一下然后再全盘否定它。”哦真抱歉。当然我就是那个意思。很有趣的想法可以讨论但是不行。决定了我只是觉得街机不应该出现在美丽的客房里。美丽的客房应该是摆满古董的。那摆“小行星”最好不过了!它是最古老的街机!你为什么不想要一间漂亮的客房?不不我并不是不想要一间漂亮的客房。特别是我们认识的人都住在秒内能到的地方!你在嘲笑我吗没有我没有嘲笑你还有你漂亮的客房。嘿怎么了没什么莫妮卡和我有些愚蠢的争吵。但你们还是要一起住的对吧?因为我的广告今天登出来了。通缉。女性室友不吸烟不丑陋。很好!是吧我只是觉得跟你住了这么久如果能有个女性室友会是个很有趣的改变。不是吗?一个我能向她学习的人一个和我不一样的人。哪一个和我更不一样呢?一个不是岁的男人当然不如一个岁的女孩对不对?我的脑袋可不只是个帽架!菲比我一定要问问你嘘!我现在很忙。你只是盯着空气。我想试着移动铅笔。这支吗成功了!菲比找房子真像一场噩梦!每一个我住得起的地方都有一个怪胎室友。瞧这个:通缉。女性室友不吸烟不丑陋。简直没的选择!这个城市已经挤满了!等等看看这个!“两间卧室两间浴室要求不吸烟撒旦崇拜者亦可”可惜……是在地下。嘿!嘿。瑞秋你还在找房子吗?是啊。我们博物馆有个叫沃伦的他要出去做两年的挖掘工作。他的房子很不错现在想转租你有兴趣吗?太好了!我愿意住沃伦的房子!我爱沃伦!谢谢你!别谢我!要谢就谢那次几千年前的火山喷发吧毁灭了同时也极好地保存了一个完整的文明遗迹。这是沃伦的电话。哦太好了!我现在就打给他!哦谢谢你!好了快去吧!我都看见了。不知道你说什么。我在说些你心里明白却不肯承认的事。你又爱上她了你旧情复燃!我没有旧情复燃!真不敢相信你就是不肯承认!好吧答应我不要做出任何愚蠢的事。我们现在只是朋友!我为什么会做出愚蠢的事?哦!!!他那间已经转租掉了!没希望了!我永远找不到房子了。你可以和我一起住。什么哦上帝!你说真的?!嗯哼。我很乐意跟你一起住罗斯那样太好了!谢谢你!我也挺高兴因为能帮到你。Wow!我真为你们高兴。这真是太~~~~不愚蠢了。罗斯你不知道这对我来说意义有多大!在我就要无家可归的时候你救了我!你是我的英雄!英雄?也不算……就算是吧。我要告诉莫妮卡她有个多好的哥哥!别这样!你没有话要说吗没有没有。不过我要告诉你同样的事情也曾发生在我室友迪妮丝身上她搬去和一个暗地里没有和她离婚的男人一起住他说他不爱她了但其实还是爱的。终于感情爆发!因此她不再和我一起住了!我承认是我瞎编的。嗨我为刚才的事道歉我并不需要一间游戏机房。小时侯我玩那些游戏只是因为我找不到女朋友。现在不会了。我有你了。我的意思不是把你看作财产不是那个意思。我尊重女性够了钱德。我也很抱歉。真的对!我们并不需要把它变成客房。我们可以一起来想想怎样改造这间房子。好主意!应该很容易就能想到些我们都乐意用这间房子来做的事情。当然了!我们没必要现在就讨论。好的。嘿我们不如来想想可以对起居室做哪些变动吧?变动对我们应该挪一下家具好为我的椅子腾个地方。你要把你的懒汉躺椅搬过来?不行吗那是一对。它们最好能呆在一起。有道理那我就把两个都搬过来。可那样你就让它们背井离乡了。我明白了。在这里我不能拥有任何东西!这里的一切都是你的!早晨起来我得穿上你的衣服走出去上班!对对你说的对什么都是我的你什么都没有!我就是这个意思!拜托了钱德!我只是在讨论躺椅的问题!它摆在这里不合适!你打算把它放在哪儿呢?游戏机房!这不能怪我是你的椅子丑到极点!好我听你的!听你的!我不把椅子搬过来!我什么也不搬过来!我不想破坏婆婆房间里的气氛!你申请表里的各项条件都不错。哦!最后一个问题你和你朋友会经常到这儿来聚会、开party吗?哦不用担心我并不是个那种爱交际的女孩。Whoa!!不要想都不想就脱口而出我希望你认真考虑之后再回答好吗?别再找室友了!嗨!我会住在这里。别听他胡说他只是个很想住进来的家伙可我不会让他住的。为什么把浴帘拆下来?挂着太危险了!我的安全意识很强。嘿!嘿!我正在帮你的东西腾些地方。哦谢谢。不过我刚从莫妮卡那儿过来她和钱德大吵了一架他们不会一起住了。什么?他们不一起住了?他们还是要一起住的对吧不会了他们因为我的房间大吵了一架。什么!为了一个可笑的房间!对我为他们难过可同时我又很高兴因为我不用搬到这里了!哦对对这部分结果是不错的!你们到底吵个什么!就为了一个房间!太傻了!罗斯我们自己能解决。很明显你们不能。我不能眼看着我最关心的两个人这样互相伤害而原因又是这么的可笑!别再做傻事了!你干吗不告诉她别再做这种傻事!够了够了!这就是两个很重要的原因。我认识你们两个这么久拍拖以前你们最大的快乐也不及现在的万分之一你们难道真的要只为了一间房子而放弃所有这一切吗?太傻了。哪一个更重要?爱情还是发傻?我们喜欢做傻事但我们更看重爱情。爱情是最好的药品。那是欢笑。你找茬吗?是又怎么样。好了!好了!钱德你愿意和莫妮卡住在一起吗我愿意。莫妮卡你愿意和钱德住在一起吗?我愿意。好极了!一个口头契约在纽约州达成了!我听说你在找房子。不我不用搬出去了。哦我是想问你愿不愿意住我那里。那你住哪里?我不知道。嘿瑞秋!嗨!说出来你一定不信莫妮卡和钱德又打算搬到一起了。真是个好消息!我的意思是对于他们是吧?哦wow。不过从好的一面来想我们又有机会做室友了。嗯不过你也知道那个罗斯我很感激你让我搬到你那里。可你不觉得有点怪怪的吗?为为为什么!为什么你会觉得怪怪的呢?因为我们啊!我们的恋爱史。不会!不会不会!不会!如果我们还是和以前一样我才会觉得不自在。你还和以前一样吗?不!完全不同了!好极了!我也是!所以那已经不是问题了。我们只是两个普通朋友碰巧要住在一起。有道理可是罗斯慢慢地我们会开始约会。真的吗!我们会吗当然了!我会有个男朋友你会有个女朋友哦!那可太好了。不过要是你愿意我们可以想个办法互不干扰就像在大学的时候我在门上挂个衣架贴张纸条:“等一会儿再回来吧我正在蜜运中”。我没想到那个。你们想清楚了要住在一起吗?这实在是一个太大的转变!干吗这么着急呢?!真好笑!他故意发傻因为他知道我们喜欢傻事。不我是认真的!仔细考虑一下。你们住在一起为无聊的游戏机房争吵然后你们就会分手!罗斯你以前说的很对为房间争吵确实很蠢。一点也不愚蠢!!这可是关于房间。关于房间所象征的一切!很不幸这小小房间会毁了你们!!可我不担心。我也是。好吧!这是你们的人生!我只是不想眼睁睁看你们分手!如果你们住在一起这是注定的。可惜你们就是要这样我也管不了了。不要一起住!!!!!你还是会搬过来吧?那当然!罗斯没吓到你吗吓得我永远不敢和他一起住。过来给你看样东西!好的!哦上帝!有人在这里杀死了一个方形人!这是我为你的懒汉躺椅安排的地方!在这儿你可以看电视而且几步就能走到厨房。你想的真周到!我也给你看样东西!好啊!你见过那些大大的上面写着“汇合”的路标吗?呃哼。我在想我们不如也弄一块来挂在床头吧。因为我们住在一起了!汇合!哦!我喜欢!真的!不!!你趴在我床上伤心地把泪流。你真是悲惨啊!黑发的小卷毛头!黑发的小卷毛头!谢谢!!如果你们想收到有关我今后演出的email请给我点钱这样我才能买电脑。其他的人呢?莫妮卡和钱德正忙着。吵架!不另一件事。真高兴他们和好了。对恐怕也没有什么办法能把他们分开了对吧?嘿能借用一下你的钥匙吗我好到街对面去配一把。好啊给你。谢谢。考虑清楚了吗?我要是配了你就没的后悔咯。对我想清楚了。趁我还没改变主意赶快去吧。罗斯你真的觉得和瑞秋一起住会是件好事吗?我正进退两难。恐怕会昨日重现!你想想瑞秋一住进来你就会稀里糊涂地掉进情网!再次拍拖!呃不我不觉得。她已经开始提到约会其他人。这也不是办法啊!一旦她眼泪汪汪地回到家你就会安慰她:“哦别伤心了你会遇见合适的人。”结果哈!她找上你了!嗯也许你是对的。我告诉你罗斯她一准儿会再次爱上你!这是你想要的结局吗?这会是我想要的吗是的。她来了记着啊我只是想让你活得轻松点。那家店关门了我以后再配吧。干脆别配了。瑞秋干吗不搬来和我住?Whoa!Whoa!Whoa乔伊!不不不不别担心。瑞秋我知道“裸体的星期四”吓着你了。可我们没必要一定要搞那个啊!嗯搬到对门确实方便很多。等一下你不是想搞个“裸体的星期三”吧?很明显你不喜欢星期四挑一天嘛!嗨!请进。谢谢你赶过来。很多人都想住进这间房子不过我淘汰了很多。你进入了决赛!太好了!现在在我做最后决定之前为了确保我们兴趣相合我准备了些小测验。我说一个词然后你说出你由此想到的第一个词。挺简单的。好的!开始了。枕头大战。很好!丁字内裤太棒了!老汉小孩哦!对不起。不对不对虽然很接近再见
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