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简介:本文档为《105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergentdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWiththeEastGermanLaundryDetergentScene:CentralPerk,allsixarethereMonica:WouldyouletitgoIt'snotthatbigadealRoss:NotthatbigadealIt'samazingOk,youjustreachinthere,there'sonelittlemaneuver,andbam,abrarightoutthesleeveAllright,asfarasI'mconcerned,thereisnothingaguycandothatevencomescloseAmIrightRachel:Comeon!YouguyscanpeestandingupChandler:WecanAllright,I'mtryin'thatJoey:Ok,youknowwhatblowsmymindWomencanseebreastsanytimetheywantYoujustlookdownandtheretheyareHowyougetanyworkdoneisbeyondmePhoebe:Oh,ok,youknowwhatIdon'tgetThewayguyscandosomanymeanthings,andthennotevencare(Longpause)Ross:Multipleorgasms!OpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,allarethereChandler:So,Saturdaynight,thebignight,datenight,Saturdaynight,Saturdaynight!Joey:Noplans,huhChandler:NotaoneRoss:Noteven,say,breakingupwithJaniceChandler:Oh,right,right,shutupMonica:Chandler,nobodylikesbreakingupwithsomeoneYoujustgottadoitChandler:No,Iknow,butit'sjustsohard,youknowImean,you'resittingtherewithher,shehasnoideawhat'shappening,andthenyoufinallygetupthecouragetodoit,andthere'sthehorribleawkwardmomentwhenyou'vehandedherthenoteJoey:WhydoyouhavetobreakupwithherBeaman,juststopcallingPhoebe:Youknow,ifyouwant,I'lldoitwithyouChandler:Oh,thanks,butIthinkshe'dfeellikewe'regangin'uponherPhoebe:No,ImeanyoubreakupwithJaniceandI'llbreakupwithTonyRoss:TonyMonica:Oh,you'rebreakingupwithTonyPhoebe:Yeah,Iknow,he'ssweet,butit'sjustnotfunanymore,youknowIdon'tknowifit'sme,orhishungerstrike,or,Idon'tknowRachel:(waitressing)DoesanybodywantanythingelseRoss:Oh,yeah,lastweekyouhadawonderful,nutty,chocolateykindofacakeypiething(Rachelgiveshimadirtylook)Nothing,just,just,I'mfinePhoebe:(toRachel)What'sthematterWhysoscrunchyRachel:It'smyfatherHewantstogivemeaMercedesconvertibleRoss:Thatguy,heburnsmeupRachel:Yeah,well,it'saMercedesifImovebackhomeOh,itwashorribleHecalledmeyoungladyChandler:Ooh,IhatewhenmyfathercallsmethatMonica:Didhegiveyouthatwhole"You'renotuptothis"thingagainRachel:Oh,yeah,yeahActually,Igottheextendeddiscoversion,withthreechorusesof"You'llnevermakeitonyourown"Phoebe:(rhythmically)Uhhuh,uhhuh(Angela,abeautifulwomaninatightdress,enters)Angela:Hi,JoeyJoey:Mygod,Angela(Angelatakesaseatatthecounter)Monica:Wow,beingdumpedbyyouobviouslyagreeswithherPhoebe:AreyougonnagooverthereJoey:No,yeah,no,ok,butnotyetIdon'twannaseemtooeagerOneMississippi,twoMississippi,threeMississippiThatseemsprettycool(hewalksovertoher)Hey,AngelaAngela:(casually)JoeyJoey:YoulookgoodAngela:That'sbecauseI'mwearingadressthataccentsmyboobsJoey:Youdon'tsay(CuttoRossandRachel,talkingnexttooneofthetables)Ross:So,uh,Rachel,whatareyou,uh,what'reyoudoingtonightRachel:Oh,bigglamournightMeandMonicaatLaundoramaRoss:Oh,youuh,youwannahearafreakycoincidenceGuesswho'sdoinglaundrytheretooRachel:WhoRoss:MeWasthatnotclearHey,whydon't,um,whydon'tIjustjoinyouboth,hereRachel:Don'tyouhavealaundryroominyourbuildingRoss:Yes,Idohavealaundryroominmybuilding,um,butthere'saratproblemApparentlythey'reattractedtothedryersheets,andthey'regoin'infine,butthey'recomin'outallfluffyAnyway,say,sevenishRachel:Sure(CutbacktoJoeyandAngelaatthecounter)Angela:ForgetitJoeyI'mwithBobnowJoey:BobWhothehell'sBobAngela:BobisgreatHe'ssmart,he'ssophisticated,andhehasarealjobYou,yougoonthreeauditionsamonthandyoucallyourselfanactor,butBobJoey:Comeon,weweregreattogetherAndnotjustatthefunstuff,butlike,talkingtooAngela:Yeah,well,sorry,JoeYousaidlet'sjustbefriends,soguesswhatJoey:WhatAngela:We'rejustfriendsJoey:Fine,fine,so,whydon'tthefourofusgooutandhavedinnertogethertonightYouknow,asfriendsAngela:WhatfourofusJoey:Youknow,youandBob,andmeandmygirlfriend,uh,uh,MonicaScene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment,Joeyisthere,tryingtoconvinceMonicatoposeashisgirlfriendHisplanistohookMonicaupwithAngela'sboyfriendBobandthentakeAngelabackforhimselfJoey:Monica,I'mtellin'you,thisguyisperfectforyouMonica:ForgetitNotafteryourcousinwhocouldbelchthealphabetJoey:ComeonThisguy'sgreatHisname'sBobHe'sAngela'sbrotherHe'ssmart,he'ssophisticated,andhehasarealjobMe,Igoonthreeauditionsamonthandcallmyselfanactor,butBobisMonica:(lookingoutwindow)Oh,godhelpusJoey:WhatMonica:UglyNakedGuy'slayingkitchentileEww!Joey:Eww!Look,I'maskingafavorhereIfIdothisforherbrother,maybeAngelawillcomebacktomeMonica:What'sgoingonhereYougooutwithtonsofgirlsJoey:(proud)Iknow,but,ImadeahugemistakeInevershouldhavebrokenupwithherWillyouhelpmePleaseScene:Ross'apartment,ChandlerisoverRoss:(onphone)Ok,bye(hangsup)Well,Monica'snotcoming,it'sjustgonnabemeandRachelChandler:OhWell,holdoncamper,areyousureyou'vethoughtthisthingthroughRoss:It'slaundryThethinkingthroughisminimalChandler:It'sjustyouandRachel,justthetwoofyouThisisadateYou'regoingonadateRoss:NuhuhChandler:YuhhuhRoss:Sowhat'reyousayinghereIshouldshaveagain,pickupsomewine,whatChandler:Well,youmaywannarethinkthedirtyunderwearThisisbasicallythefirsttimeshe'sgonnaseeyourunderwearyouwantittobedirtyRoss:(sheepish)NoChandler:Oh,anduh,thefabricsoftenerRoss:Ok,ok,nowwhatiswrongwithmySnugglesWhat,itsaysI'masensitive,warmkindaguy,youknow,likeawarm,fuzzybearOk,IcanpicksomethingelseuponthewayChandler:ThereyougoScene:Afancyrestaurant,JoeyandMonicaarethere,meetingAngelaandBob,whoMonicathinksisAngela'sbrotherMonica:ThankyouSowhatdoesthisBobguylooklikeIshetallShortJoey:YepMonica:WhichJoey:WhichwhatMonica:You'venevermetBob,haveyouJoey:No,buthe'sMonica:Ohmygod,Joey,forallweknowthisguycouldbehorribly(AngelaandBobwalkinBobisgoodlooking)Angela:Hey,JoeyMonica:horriblyattractiveI'llbeshuttingupnowScene:CentralPerk,ChandlerandPhoebearethere,bothreadytobreakupwiththeirsignificantothersChandler:WherearetheyWherearetheyPhoebe:ThisisniceWeneverdoanythingjustthetwoofusChandler:It'sgreatMaybetomorrowwecanrentacarandrunoversomepuppiesPhoebe:Eww,Idon'twannadothat(JaniceandPhoebe'sboyfriend,Tony,walkin)Chandler:HerewegoPhoebe:Ok,haveagoodbreakupChandler:Hey,JaniceJanice:Oh,mygod,IamsogladyoucalledmeIhadthemostsupremelyawfuldayChandler:Hey,that'snotgoodCanIgetanespressoandalatteoverhere,pleaseJanice:Wegottheproofsbackfromthatphotoshoot,youknow,theonewiththelittlevegetablesAnyway,theyprettymuchsucked,so,Iblewofftherestoftheday,andIwentshopping(looksthroughherbags)andIgotyou,I'mlooking,I'mlooking,I'mlooking,Igotyou(ChandlerseesPhoebebreakingupwithTonyShetalkstohimforafewseconds,hugshim,andthenheleavesChandlerisamazedhoweasyitwasforher)Chandler:WhatJanice:WhatChandler:(covering)WhatdidyougetmethereJanice:Igotyouthese(pullsoutapairofsocks)Chandler:BullwinklesocksThat'ssosweetJanice:Well,IknewyouhadtheRockys,andsoIfigured,youknow,youcanwearBullwinkleandBullwinkle,oryoucanwearRockyandRocky,or,youcanmixandmatch,mooseandsquirrelWhateveryouwantChandler:That'sgreat(Thedrinksarrive,andChandlerdownshisespressoinonegulp)Chandler:Well,I'mgonnagetanotherespressoCanIgetyouanotherlatteJanice:(holdingthefullcup)No,no,I'mstillworkingonmine(ChandlerwalksovertothecounterwherePhoebeis,andisaskingheraboutthebreakup)Chandler:That'sitPhoebe:Yeah,itwasreallyhardChandler:Oh,yeah,thathuglookedprettybrutalPhoebe:Ok,youweren'tthereScene:TheLaunderama,Rachelisthere,waitingforRossAnoldwomantakesRachel'sclothesoffthemachineandbeginsloadingitwithherthingsWoman:Comin'throughMove,moveRachel:Oh,'scusemeIwaskindausingthatmachineWoman:Yeah,well,nowyou'rekindanotRachel:ButIsaveditIputmybasketontopWoman:Oh,I'msorry,isthatyourbasketIt'sreallyprettyUnfortunately,Idon'tseesudsRachel:WhatWoman:Nosuds,nosaveOk(Rossarrives)Ross:What'sgoin'onRachel:Hi,uh,nothingThathorriblewomanjusttookmymachineRoss:WasyourbasketontopRachel:Yeah,but,therewerenosudsRoss:SoRachel:Well,youknow,nosuds,nosaveRoss:NosudsExcuseme,holdonasecond(towoman)That'smyfriend'smachineWoman:Hey,hey,hey,herstuffwasn'tinitRoss:Hey,hey,hey,that'snottheruleandyouknowit(ThewomanandRossstareateachotherFinallyshetakesherstuffoutofthemachineandleaves)Ross:(tothecrowdinthelaundromat)Allright,show'soverNothingtoseehere(toRachel)Ok,let'sdolaundryRachel:ThatwasamazingIcan'tevensendbacksoupRoss:Well,that'sbecauseyou'resuchasweet,gentle,uhDoyou,uh,doyouOh,hey,uhyoumustneeddetergent(Rosspullsoutahugeboxoflaundrydetergent)Rachel:What'sthatRoss:UberveissIt'snew,it'sGerman,it'sextratough(Rachelstartstoloadherclothes)Ross:Rach,doyouuh,areyougonnaseparatethoseRachel:OhgodOh,amIbeinglikeatotallaundryspazImean,amIsupposedtouselikeonemachineforshirtsandanothermachineforpantsRoss:Rach,haveyouneverdonethisbeforeRachel:Well,notmyself,butIknowotherpeoplethathaveOk,youcaughtmeI'malaundryvirginRoss:Uh,well,don'tworry,I'llusethegentlecycleOk,um,basicallyyouwannauseonemachineforallyourwhites,awholenothermachineforcolors,andathirdforyouruh,youruh,delicates,andthatwouldbeyourbrasandyourunderpantythingsRachel:(holdsapairofpantiesinfrontofRoss)Ok,Well,whataboutthesearewhitecottonpantiesWouldtheygowithwhitesordelicatesRoss:(visiblynervous)Uh,that,that,thatwouldbeajudgmentcallScene:Fancyrestaurant,Monica,Joey,Angela,andBobareseatedatthetableMonica:(toJoey)Heissocute(toAngelaandBob)So,wheredidyouguysgrowupAngela:BrooklynHeightsBob:ClevelandMonica:How,howdidthathappenJoey:OhmygodMonica:WhatJoey:IsuddenlyhadthefeelingthatIwasfallingButI'mnotCommercialBreakScene:Fancyrestaurant,JoeyandBobaretalkingJoey:So,youandAngela,huhBob:YepPrettymuchJoey:You'realuckymanYouknowwhatImissthemostaboutherThatcutenibblynoisewhensheeatsLikeahappylittlesquirrel,oraweaselBob:Huh,IneverreallynoticedJoey:Oh,yeah,yeah,listenforitBob:Monica,MonicaisgreatJoey:Yeah,butit'snotgonnalastShe'stoomuchformeinbedSexuallyScene:Theladies'bathroomattherestaurant,MonicaandAngelaaretalkingMonica:I'vegottatellyou,BobisterrificAngela:Yeah,isn'theMonica:Itissogreattomeetaguywhoissmartandfunny,andhasanemotionalagebeyond,likeeightAngela:YouknowwhatelseHe'sunbelievableinbedMonica:WowMybrothernevereventoldmewhenhelosthisvirginityAngela:HuhThat'sniceScene:CentralPerk,PhoebeiscoachingChandleronhowtobreakupwithJanicePhoebe:Ok,youcandothisIt'sjustlikepullingoffaBandaidJustdoitreallyfast,andthenthewoundisexposed(Chandlerwalksbacktocouch,whereJaniceis)Chandler:JaniceHi,JaniceOk,herewegoIdon'tthinkweshouldgooutanymoreJaniceJanice:AllrightWell,thereyougo(shegetsextremelywoundup,andbeginstotryandcalmherselfdown)Stopit,stopit,stopitScene:ThelaundromatRachel:Ok,Iknowthisisgonnasoundreallystupid,butIfeelthatifIcandothis,youknow,ifIcanactuallydomyownlaundry,thereisn'tanythingIcan'tdoRoss:ThatdoesnotsoundstupidtomeYouknow,it'slikethefirsttimeIhadtomakedinnerformyself,afterCarolleftme(thebuzzeronthewashergoesoff)I'msorry,that'sallthetimewehaveNextonRoss(opensupthewasher)UhohRachel:WhatuhohRoss:(notwantingtotellher)Uhoh,uhoh,thelaundry'sdoneIt's,uh,it'sasongThelaundrysongthatwesing(singing)Uhohthelaundry'sdone,uhoh,uhohRachel:Ross,what'sthematterRoss:Nothing,nothingLeelo,thelaundry'sdoneRachel:Comeon,showmeRoss:Allright,allright,it'sjustthatyouleftaredsockinwithallyourwhites,andnow,everything'skindapinkRachel:Oh,everything'spinkRoss:Yeah,uh,exceptfortheredsock,whichisstillredI'msorry,pleasedon'tbeupset,itcouldhappentoanyoneRachel:Exceptitdidn'tIthappenedtomeOh,god,I'mgonnalooklikeabigmarshmallowpeepWhatamIdoingWhatamIdoingMyfather'srightIcan'tliveonmyown!Ican'tevendolaundry!(Thewomanwhohadtriedtostealthewashingmachinewalksby,andlaughs)Scene:Thefancyrestaurant,AngelahasherhandinBob'sshirt,andMonicaisveryuncomfortableMonica:SomethingwentwrongwithUnderdog,andtheycouldn'tgethisheadtoinflateSoanyway,um,hisheadislikefloppingdownBroadway,right,andI'mjustthinkinghowinappropriatethisisUm,I'vegotsomethinginmyeye,uh,Joey,couldwecheckitinthelight,please(HerandJoeywalkawayfromthetable)Monica:OhmygodJoey:WhatMonica:Hello!WereweatthesametableIt'slikecocktailsinAppalachiaJoey:Comeon,they'recloseMonica:CloseShe'sgothertongueinhisearJoey:Oh,likeyou'venevergottenalittlerambunctiouswithRossMonica:Joey,thisissick,it'sdisgusting,it's,it'snotreallytrue,isitJoey:Well,who'stosaywhat'strueImeanMonica:Ohmygod,whatwereyouthinkingJoey:Allright,look,I'mnotproudofthis,okWell,maybeIamalittleMonica:(hitshimlightly)Oh!Joey:Ow!Monica:(leaving)I'mouttahereJoey:Wait,wait,waitYouwanthim,IwantherHelikesyouMonica:ReallyJoey:YeahI'mthinking,ifweputourheadstogether,betweenthetwoofus,wecanbreakthemupTimelapse,MonicaaccidentallyspilledherdrinkonBob'sshirtandiswipingitoffJoeyismakingeyesatAngelaMonica:I'msosorry,Ican'tbelieveIdidthis,butIcouldn'tstoplaughingatyourNormanMailerstory(AngelaiseatingchickenwingsandmakingtheweasellikenoiseJoeyhadtoldBobabout)Joey:Uh,waiter,onemoreplateofchickenwingsoverhereScene:CentralPerk,ChandlerisstilltryingtoeasethingsoverwithJanice,andthereareaboutadozenemptyEspressocupsinfrontofhimHeisextremelywiredChandler:Here'sthething,JaniceYouknow,Imean,it'slikewe'redifferentI'mlikethebing,bing,bingYou'reliketheboom,boom,(ChandlerflailshishandoutandhitsJaniceintheeye)boomJanice:Ow!Chandler:Oh,mygod,I'msosorryAreyouokJanice:OwUm,it'sjustmylensIt'sjustmylensI'llberightback(Sheleaves)Chandler:(toPhoebe)Ihitherintheeye!Ihitherintheeye!ThisistheworstbreakupinthehistoryoftheworldPhoebe:Ohmygod(Chandlerdownsanotherespresso)HowmanyofthosehaveyouhadChandler:Oh,Idon'tknow,amillionPhoebe:Chandler,easy,easyGotoyourhappyplaceLalalalalalalaChandler:I'mfinePhoebe:Allright(Janicereturnsfromthebathroom)Chandler:I'mnotfineHereshecomesPhoebe:WaithereBreathe(PhoebegoesovertospeaktoJaniceShetalkstoherforafewseconds,andthenJaniceimmediatelysmiles,hugsher,wavestoChandler,andleaves)Chandler:HowdoyoudothatPhoebe:It'slikeagiftChandler:WeshouldalwaysalwaysbreakuptogetherPhoebe:Oh,I'dlikethatScene:TheLaunderamaRachelissortinghernowpinkclothesRoss:YougottheclothescleanNowthat'stheimportantpartRachel:Oh,IguessExcepteverythinglookslikejammiesnow(ThesamewomanwalksoverandtakesRachel'slaundrycart)Rachel:Whoa,I'msorryExcusemeWehadthiscartWoman:Yeah,well,IhadainchwaistYoulosethingsNowcomeon,getouttamyway(RachellooksatRoss,whomotionstohertogetthecartback)Rachel:I'msorry,youknow,maybeIwasn'tbeingclearUh,thisisourcartWoman:Hey,hey,heytherearen'tanyclothesinitRachel:Hey,hey,hey,hey,quitmakinguprules!Woman:Letgo!(TheystruggleforthecartFinally,Rachelclimbsinsideofit)Rachel:Allright,listen,missyIfyouwantthiscart,you'regonnahavetotakemewithit!(Shethinksitover,andthenwalksaway)Rachel:(toRoss)Yes!DidyouseethatRoss:Youwereincredible!Brandnewwoman,ladiesandgentlemenRachel:Icouldnothavedonethiswithoutyou(RachelstandsupandkissesRossHeisstunnedAmomentofsilencefollows)Ross:Ok,um,uh,moreclothesinthedryer(Rossturnsandbangshisheadonanopendryerdoor)I'mfine,I'mfineRachel:AreyousureRoss:NoClosingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,Ross,Rachel,andPhoebearethereRosshasanicepacktohisheadRachel:Oh,areyousureyou'reokRoss:YeahRachel:DoesitstillhurtRoss:YeahPhoebe:(seeingRachel'sclothes)WhataneatideaAllyourclothesmatchI'mgonnadothis(MonicaandJoeyenter)Monica:HiPhoebe:Hey,how'ditgoJoey:ExcellentMonica:Werippedthatcoupleapart,andkeptthepiecesforourselvesRoss:WhatabeautifulstoryHey,I'mfinebythewayMonica:(noticeshishead)Oh,I'msorryRachel:Where'sChandlerPhoebe:Oh,heneededsometimetogrieve(Chandlerrunsbythewindowoutside,joyous)Chandler:I'mfree!I'mfree!Phoebe:ThatoughtadoitEnd洗衣服别再争好吗这又没什么大不了的没什么大不了这简直是太神奇了只不过是用手伸进去,轻轻一碰就把胸罩解开从袖子里抽出来据我所知,男生即使靠的再近也做不到我说得对不对拜托男生可以站着尿我们行吗我倒要试试看知道什么最令我嫉妒女人随时都可以看自己的胸部低头就看到真搞不懂你们怎么会有心工作知道我搞不懂什么吗男人可以做许多下流的事却能毫不在乎多重高潮了不起周末夜重要的夜晚约会的夜晚周末夜!周末夜!没有计划是吗一个都没有连和珍妮丝分手的打算都没有对…闭嘴钱德没有人喜欢分手但你还是要做呀我知道很难我的意思是你坐在她身旁而她却一无所知最后你鼓起勇气在这实在尴尬的时刻当你将纸条拿给她•干嘛分手争气点不再打电话就行了如果愿意我和你一起做谢了但这样她会认为我们是联手来对付她你和琼妮分手我和东尼分手东尼你要和东尼分手对我知道他人很好但是我对他再没新鲜感了我不知道问题是在于我还是他的绝食抗议还有人需要什么吗我上星期你做了有核果巧克力之类的派没事我还好怎么啦,怪怪的是我爸他要买奔驰敞篷车给我那家伙真叫我生气如果想要奔驰,我就得搬回家太可恶了他称我为”年轻的女士”我最受不了我爸这样叫我他是不是又说你年纪太轻之类的话对,这次是迪斯科加长版,带着三重唱说”你永远不能自立”嘿,乔伊天呀,安琪拉被你甩掉对她大有好处你想过去吗不想想不想待会再说,我不想显得太急于见她了一个密西西比,两个密西西比,三个密西西比,这样显得比较酷安琪拉乔伊你的样子真好因为我的衣服突显出我的胸部看得出来瑞秋你今晚有何节目精彩丰富我要和摩妮卡去洗衣店想知道有个巧合吗猜猜谁也要去洗衣店谁?我难道还不够清楚何不让我加入你们你的公寓没有洗衣间吗有我的公寓有洗衣间不过,那儿有老鼠它们显然对烘干机里的香香纸感兴趣进入时还好出来是却毛绒绒的点左右见好吧免了乔依我现在和鲍伯交往鲍伯谁是鲍伯鲍伯简直是棒透了聪明成熟又有真正的工作你每个月面识三次就称自己是演员但是鲍伯我们在一起时很开心不只是寻欢作乐我们也聊得来没错不过抱歉你曾说我们当朋友就好,那么什么我们只是朋友行我们四个何不一起出去吃晚饭就像朋友一样哪四个你和鲍伯我和我的女友…摩妮卡摩妮卡他绝对适合你算了吧从你那会啧出字母块的表兄后我再也不敢领教了没骗你他真的很棒他叫鲍伯安琪拉的哥哥鲍伯简直是棒透了聪明成熟又有真正的工作我呢我每个月面试三次就称自己是演员,但是鲍勃我的天哪什么丑陋的裸男在铺厨房磁砖我在求你帮忙如果我能为她哥哥做点事或许她会回到我身旁你是怎么了你和千百个女人约会我知道我犯了天大的错误我不该和她分手愿意帮我吗求求你好再见摩妮卡不能去了现在只剩我和瑞秋等等老兄你确定自己仔细想过只是去洗店没仔细想过你是说只有你和瑞秋两个对这叫约会你们要去约会不对没错的你说我该怎么办该再刮刮胡子或挑瓶美酒或许你该再考虑你那肮脏的内衣裤为什么因为将她首度见到你的内衣裤想让她看见你那肮脏的内衣裤吗不想还有衣物柔软精我的熊宝贝又怎么了这代表我敏感,贴心就像一只毛绒绒的熊宝贝好吧我在路上买就是了这才对路谢谢鲍伯长什么样到底是高还是矮是的什么什么什么你没和鲍伯见过面对不对可是…拜托这家伙可能相当…嘿,乔伊相当吸引人我闭嘴就是了他们在哪儿感觉真好我们俩从未独处过对或许明天我们可以租辆车撞几只小狗我不想那样她来了祝你有个愉快的分手珍妮丝真高兴你打电话给我我从来没这么悲惨的一天不妙能端杯浓缩咖啡和拿铁来吗我们刚在摄影小站拍了照有几颗蔬菜的那个总之那些蔬菜烂透了我的整个下午就这样毁了我去逛街购物然后就为你买了…让我找找…让我找找我为你…什么你帮我买什么我帮你买…这个布文哥袜真可爱我知道你已有洛基所以我想你可以穿一双布文哥或穿一双洛基或混着穿随你高兴我再去叫一杯浓缩咖啡想再来一杯拿铁吗不用了我的还没喝完就这样对真的很难哦,是么,那个拥抱看起来还真绝情呢你又不是当事人!借过让开…抱歉我似乎用这台洗衣机是吗不过现在"似乎"不是了但是我占位置了,我放了篮子在上面抱歉这是你的篮子吗对真漂亮但是我没看到肥皂水什么没肥皂水就不算保留行吗怎么了没什么这位凶婆娘抢了我的洗衣机你有把篮子放上面吗有但是没有肥皂水然后呢没肥皂水就不算保留没肥皂水就不算保留抱歉等等这是我朋友用的机器她的东西没在里面你明知规矩不是这样的表演结束没什么好看的洗衣服吧这简直是太神奇了我连汤都不敢退因为你是个即温柔,又可爱的你得用洗衣粉那是什么乌伯怀斯来自德国的新产品洗净力超强瑞秋你准备分开洗吗我像个洗衣大白痴我得用一台洗衬衣用另一台洗裤子吗你没洗过衣服没有但我认识这样洗过的人好吧被你发现了我"第一次"衣服别担心我会用"轻柔"循环你得用一台洗你全部的白衣白衣另一台洗其他颜色的衣服其他颜色的衣服第三台洗贴身…胸罩和内裤之类的这些棉质的白色内裤呢与白衣还是贴身衣物一起洗随便你罗他好可爱你们在哪儿长大布鲁克林克里佛兰怎么会这样哎哟我突然有种坠落的感觉但是没有你和安琪拉在一起差不多你真幸运知道我最想念她什么她轻啃东西的声音好像是快乐的小松鼠或是鼬我倒是没注意过以后注意听摩妮卡摩妮卡很好没错不过不会维持很久我心有余而力不足…在床上我得告诉你鲍伯简直是太棒了可不是吗能遇上聪明幽默心智年龄超过八岁的人真棒知道吗他的床上更是一流我哥从未告诉我他何时失去童贞真好你能办到的这就像是拔绷带一样快速拔起露出伤口快走珍妮丝…管他的我想我们不该再交往下去了珍妮丝我知道了…停下来,停下来我知道这听起来很可笑我想我可以洗衣服的话我就没有办不到的事我一点都不觉得可笑太好了就像卡罗尔离开后我第一次动手做晚饭抱歉时间到下集再来谈罗斯怎么了衣服洗好了这是一首歌我们唱的一首洗衣歌衣服洗好了罗斯到底怎么了没事,衣服洗好了…罗斯快给我看…好吧你把一只红袜放到白色衣物里面了所以白衣全变成粉红色全变成粉红色对但红袜还是红袜抱歉千万别伤心任何人都可能发生这种事不它只发生在我身上我穿这些看来会像一只粉红猪我爸说得对我无法独立生活我连洗衣服都不会狗气球出了意外他的头无法膨胀于是他的头就落在百老汇我心想这实在太不像话了有东西跑进我眼睛乔依能到灯下帮我看看吗我的天呀!怎么啦我们是坐在同一桌吗这太离谱了拜托他们姐弟感情很好感情很好她舌头都伸进了他的耳朵你和罗斯就不会有小动作乔伊这是病态,太恶心了这不是真的对不谁说是真的你到底在想什么好吧我也不喜欢这样或许有一点我要走了等等你喜欢他我要她他喜欢你真的没错我想只要我们一起想办法就能让他们分开真是抱歉没想到我会这样你的故事让我笑得嘴巴合不拢服务生再来一盘鸡翅珍妮丝我们是不同类型的人我的声音就好像丁丁丁你的声音就好像梆梆梆糟了抱歉你没事吧没事只是我的隐形眼镜等会儿就没事了我马上回来我打中她的眼睛这是有史以来世上最糟糕的分手我的天你到底喝了几杯我也不知道百万杯钱德放轻松快回到你的快乐天堂我没事的…不妙她回来了在这儿等着深呼吸你是怎么办到的我有天赋我们每次都应该一起"分手"我乐意之至你已把衣服洗净现在是重要部份大概吧只是衣服都成了睡衣抱歉推车是我们的是吗我的腰围也曾是一尺八但是时过境迁请让道抱歉或许我没说清楚这是我们的推车这上面没有衣服你又再乱编规矩了放手车是我的我先看到的好吧想用这辆车你就得推着我一起走我赢了看见没你真是太神奇了各位一位脱胎换骨的新女性多亏了你我才能办到烘干机里还有衣服我没事没事你确定没事嗯还疼么真是聪明衣服颜色都一样我也要这么做嘿,怎么样啦我们把那一对佳人掰成两半一人一半真是美丽动人的故事我已经没事了钱德在哪儿他需要一点时间疗伤我自由了…他应该复原了

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