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首页 519 The One Where Ross Can't Flirt

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519 The One Where Ross Can't Fl…

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2018-09-10 0人阅读 举报 0 0 暂无简介

简介:本文档为《519 The One Where Ross Can't Flirtdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereRossCan'tFlirtScene:ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerisgettingreadyforadatewithMonicaasRossentersRoss:Hey!Chandler:Hey!Ross:Wow!YoulookniceWhat'stheoccasionChandler:MonicaandIarecelebratingourtenmonthanniversary,we'vegotreservationsatJaGeorgeRoss:Wow!How'dyougetinthereChandler:Madeafewcalls,pulledsomestrings,andtheyagreedtoseatusat:ifwebothhadthechickenanddidn'tgetdesert(There'saknockonthedoorandChandleranswersitIt'sthepizzadeliverygirl)DeliveryGirl:HiChandler!Chandler:HeyCaitlin!SomebodygotahaircutCaitlin:Ugh,Ihateit!IlooklikeanyearoldboyChandler:Yeah,ifthatwastrue,gymclasswould'vebeenalotmoreinterestingCaitlin:It'suh,dollarsevenChandler:Oh,okay(Handsherthemoney)Hereyougo(Theduckstartsquacking)Caitlin:Hey,where'sthechickenChandler:Oh,he'sinthebackTheduckpissedhimoff,saidthateggscamefirstCaitlin:(laughs)GreatI'llseeyoulater!Chandler:Okay,bye!(HeclosesthedoorandturnstoseeRossglaringathim)Ross:Whatthehellwasthat!Chandler:WhatRoss:Theflirting!Aren'tyousupposedtobegoingoutwith,Idon'tkEnglishChandler:I'msorry,IthoughtyouwereJoey'sothergrandmother(Shejuststaresathim)I'vedoneitagainJoey:She'smybiggestfanYeah,she'stheonlyoneinthefamilythat'sbelievedinme(TheybothstartspeakingItaliantoeachother,andsinceI'mnotItaliananddon'tunderstandoneword,we'llmoveontotheEnglishportionoftheshowNot,thatI'mEnglishNotthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat,it'sjustthatI'mnotY'knowIthinkIshouldshutupnowandmoveonAnyhoo,shesayssomethingaboutJoeybeingfatIthinkbasedonthisline)Joey:Yeah,IuhweightedlikepoundswhenIwasbornso…Monica:(enteringfromthebathroom)Hey!HappyAnniversary!Chandler:HappyAnniversary,months!(Theykiss)Monica:Soumm,whenIwasintheshowerIwasthinkingaboutourfirstnightinLondon…Chandler:Uhh,Joey'sgrandmotherisrightthere(Points)Monica:IsthattheonethatspeaksEnglishortheonethatdoesn'tChandler:Theonethatdoesn'tMonica:Thatwassomehotloveyougaveme!I'mgonnagogetreadyChandler:Hey,whydon'tyouwearthoseearringsIgaveyouMonica:That'sagreatidea!IwassavingthemforsomethingspecialChandler:OkayMonica:(runsovertoPhoebe)Youhavegottogohome!Phoebe:ButIlikeithere!Monica:YougottagohomeandgettheearringsthatyouborrowedfrommeokayChandlerwantsmetowearthemtonightPhoebe:Okay,wellIthinkthatthey'reinmypurseWhydon'tyougogetdressedandI'lllookforthemMonica:Great!Phoebe:Okay!(WalksovertoRachel)Rach,hi,IneedthoseearringsyouborrowedRachel:Oh,umm,okay,yeah,I'llbe,yeahI'llberightback(Goestoherroom)(Phoebethengetspossessed'causeshestartsspeakingintonguesShespeaksItaliantoJoey'sgrandmotherSheisquicklyexorcisedandreturnstospeakinginEnglishOfcourse,toomostpeopleEnglishisastrangelanguageaswellButnoneofthemareprobablyreadingthisandiftheyweretheywouldn'tunderstanditSowhyamItalkingaboutthemIhaveabsolutelynoclueMovingon…)Joey:WowPheebs,youspeakItalianPhoebe:Iguessso(See,thebriefpossessiondidn'taffectheratall,likewecouldreallytell)Rachel:(SheentersandhandsPhoebetheearring)HereyougoThankyou!Phoebe:Wait,Rach!Where'stheotheroneRachel:Ohwhat,youyouwantbothofthemPhoebe:RachelKarenGreen,where'stheotherearring!Rachel:Okay,okay,okay,look,justdon'tfreakout,butIkindalostitIknowit'sintheapartment,butIdefinitelylostitPhoebe:Well,whatamIgoingtotellMonicaShewantstowearthemtonight!Rachel:TellhertowearherownearringsPhoebe:TheseareherearringsRachel:Nooo!Nooooo!YoulentmeMonica'searrings!I'mnotallowedtoborrowherstuff!Phoebe:WhynotRachel:BecauseIloseherstuff!TimeLapse,thegangisnowwatchingLawOrderBytheway,theentirerestoftheepisodetakesplaceinMonicaandRachel'sapartmentWhyaretheycalledapartmentswhenthey'reallstucktogetherSomethingtothinkaboutJoey:Okay,seethatblindguyrightthereI'mgonnabashhisheadinlater(Hisgrandmotheraskshimsomething)Joey:Ohumm,mybigsceneiscomingupBigscenecomingupChandler:Ifyousaid,"Biglimabean,bubblingup"WouldsheunderstandthedifferenceMonica:(noticingRachelcrawlingbehindthecouch)RachWhatareyoudoingRachel:Ohboy,Ijustcan'twatchIt'stooscary!Monica:It'sadiapercommercialRachel:Ohyeahwell,youknowme,babies,responsibilities,ahhh!!!(There'saknockonthedoor)Caitlin:Pizzadelivery!Ross:I'llgetit!Iwillgetthat!(Runsoverandopensthedoor)Caitlin:Hi!Ross:Hi!Caitlin:Oneuh,vegetarianpizzaThat's$Ross:OhUh,bytheway,ifitmakesyoufeelanybetterIhappentolikeyearoldboysCaitlin:What!Ross:(Ican'tmakeitout)Theuh,yourhair,before,yourhair,yousaidyouthoughtyourlookslikeanyearold's,andI'mjustsayingIlikeitThehairCaitlin:OhThanksRoss:YouunderstandIdon'tactuallylikeyearoldboysCaitlin:Y'know,allI'mlookingforisthemoneyChandler:Hereyougo(Handsherthemoney)NowstopbringinguspizzasyouCaitlin:I'mgonnatry(WalksawayandRossclosesthedoor)Chandler:You'rewelcomeRoss:Youcouldn'tletmehaveher,couldya!Chandler:WhatRoss:ThisisagirlthatIreallylikeandhadtooswoopinthere!Monica:What'sgoin'onRoss:Chandlerwastotallyflirtingwiththehotdeliverygirl!Chandler:Thankyouforthat!(ToMonica)IwasnotflirtingMonica:It'sokayIdon'tcareIt'suh,it'sfineRoss:Really!Chandler:Really!Monica:It'snobigdeal,IdoitallthetimeChandler:(startstolaugh,butthengetsserious)Soumm,youyouflirtwithguysallthetimeMonica:Sure!Itdoesn'tmeananything!JustlikeIknowitdoesn'tmeananythingwithyou!Chandler:Okay,butthereisabigdifferenceYouarealothotterthanIamJoey:(walkingpast)Truestory!(Goesandsitsdown)Monica:Chandler,thisactuallybothersyouChandler:Yes,itdoesbotherme!AndIthinkitwouldbotheralotofpeopleRachel,whenyouweregoingoutwithRoss,diditbotheryouwhenheflirtedwithotherwomenRachel:Uhh,no,no,itbotheredmewhenhesleptwithotherwomenRoss:Andthankyou,forthatRachel:Buty'know,IneverreallyhadanythingtoworryaboutRosswasneververygoodattheflirtingthingRoss:What(Mumbles)Whatwhat,whataretalkingaboutItitworkedwithyouRachel:Oh!Y'knowwhatYou'reright!Wemeet,youflirtedandthenbamnnineyearslateryouhadme!Ross:Allright,allrightYouyouyouknowwhatI'mgoingtodoIamgoingtoorderanotherpizzaandwhenCaitlingetshere,youyouIwillshowhowwellIflirtYeah!Iwill,Iwillgetherphonenumber!(ToChandler)Andnottheoneonthemenu!Phoebe:(enteringfromRachel'sbedroom)Ifoundit!Rachel:Ohh!ThankGod!WherewasitPhoebe:OnyourdresserRachel:Okaythatistheonewealreadyhave!Joey:Okay,here'smybigsceneMybigscene'shere!(Theyhavetwoofthecopsonthestreet,thentheycuttowherethey'reenteringanapartment)OhmyGodMonica:WhatJoey:(smiling)Okay,everybodyjustkeepsmilingIt'llkillmygrandmotherifshefindsoutChandler:(smiling)Well,whatisitJoey:(smiling)Oh,theycutmeoutoftheshowRachel:(smiling)What!Ross:(smiling)AreyousurePhoebe:(smiling)Maybeyourscene'scomingupJoey:(smiling)Notlikely 'CauseyouseethatbodybagrightthereRachel:(smiling)YeahJoey:(smiling)I'minitCommercialBreakScene:MonicaandRachel's,it'scontinuedfrombeforethecommercialbreakPhoebe:(smiling)Thisisterrible,whatareyougoingtodoJoey:(smiling)Idon'tknowThislittle,oldladylivesformycareerWhentheydumpedmeoffofDaysofOurLivesshealmostdiedPhoebe:(notsmiling)That'snotgoodJoey:(smiling)No,smile!Notthatface,smile!Everybodysmile!(Theyallsmile)Rachel:(smiling)Joey,whydon'tyoujusttellherwhathappenedIt'snotyourfaultChandler:(smiling)Ifwekeeptalkingthisway,aren'twegonnafreakheroutsoonGrandmaTribbiani:(SomethinginItaliantoJoey)Joey:Soon,soon,I'mgonnabeonsoonThereIam!(Pointstothescreen,ofcourseitisn'thim)GrandmaTribbiani:(pointingatthescreen)No!SamWaterston!Joey:Nonono,thatthat'sme,that'smeGrandmaTribbiani:No,it'sSamWaterston!CrimesandMisdemeanors,CapricornOneChandler:Doesn'tknow,"Hello"ButsheknowsCapricornOne(Phoebegetsup)Monica:(followingher)Phoebe!Ihavetohavethoseearrings,we'regoingtoleaveassoonastheshowisoverPhoebe:ButIalreadygavethembacktoyou!Monica:Noyoudidn'tPhoebe:Allright,Ialreadydidn'tgivethembacktoyou,that'swhatIsaid(WalksawayovertoRachel)WhereisthatotherearringRachel:It'snotherePheebs,it'snothereOhh,IwenttoJoeyandChandler'slastnight!Okay!(Goestothedoor)Phoebe:MakesureyoucheckChandler'sjewelryboxRachel:WaitaminuteChandlerhasajewelryboxPhoebe:Okay,wehaveliketenminutesDoyouwantmetogetintothatnow!(RachelheadsforJoeyandChandler'sandPhoebeheadsforthekitchentofindRoss)Ross:(ToPhoebe)HeyPheebs!How'sthatuh,vegetarianpizzaworkingoutforyaYouandthosevegetableshavearealthinggoingon,huhPhoebe:(shejustlooksathim)WhyareyoubeingweirdRoss:DoyoulikeitPhoebe:No,thatwouldbe,"Whyareyoubeingcute"Ross:Okay,I'mworkingonmyflirtingPhoebe:Ohh!IdidnotgetthatCuttoChandlerandMonicaonthecouchChandler:SouhMonica,doyou,doyouliketheLawOrderMonica:Yeah,it'sgoodChandler:See,I'mfindingoutallthisstuffaboutyoutoday,likeyouliketheLawOrderandthatyouflirtedwitheveryguyintheTriStatearea!Monica:Chandler!(Joeyandhisgrandmothershushthemandwavethemaway,whichtheydo)Okay,letmegetthisstraight,it'sokayforyoutoflirt,butnotformeChandler:Oh,I'msogladweclearedthatupLook,I'msorry,somethingsaredifferentformenandforwomenMonica:Goon,teachmesomethingaboutmenandwomenChandler:Okay,I'vealreadytaughtyousomuchalready,butwhateverSeewhenyouflirtwithaguyyouthink,"I'mjustflirting,nobigdeal"Buttheguyisthinking,"Finally!Somebodywhowantstosleepwithme!"Monica:Noway!Chandler:It'strueMonica:Wellthat'spathetic!Chandler:AgaintrueMonica:AndthisgoesforallguysChandler:AllguysthatareawakeThenwegotosleepandthenalltheguysfromtheotherendoftheworldwakeupandbehavetheexactsamewayJoey:(ToRossinthekitchen)Allright,it'sanothercommercialIstillhaven'ttoldher!Ross:Joey!ThisislikethelastcommercialYou'vegotlike(checkshiswatch)tenminutesleft!Joey:Iknow,Iknow!WhatamIgoingtodo(Thinks)Ooh!Monica:No!Youarenotgonnarunoutandleaveherhere!Joey:(dejected)Yeah,allright(Thinksofsomething)Ooh!(Hequicklyrunsoutbeforeanyonecanstophim)GrandmaTribbiani:Joey!Chandler:Uh,JoeyisgonnaberightbackRightback!(Triestopantomimeitforher)Meanwhile,let'slet'slet'stalkaboutyou(Pause)So,you'reoldandsmallTimelapse,RacheliscomingbackfromChandlerandJoey'sRachel:(entering)(ToPhoebe)(whispering)Hey!Phoebe:DidyoufinditRachel:TheearringNoButlook,Ifoundmysunglassesunderthecouch!I'vebeenlookingforthesesincelikelastsummer(Puts'emon)Phoebe:Okay,thosearemysunglasses,youborrowedthemfrommeRachel:Okay,calmdown,heretheyare(Givesbackthesunglasses)Monica:(enteringfromherroom)Phoebe!(MotionsfortheearringsPhoebegiveshertheoneminutesign)Phoebe:(ToRachel)Whatarewegoingtodo!Rachel:Idon'tknow,Idon'tknowPhoebe:Allrightwell,we'rejustgonnahavetotellMonica,that'sallRachel:Ohgosh,she'sgoingtokillmePhoebe:IsupposeIcouldtellherit'sjustallmyfaultRachel:Ohhthat'dbegreat!Phoebe:Mon,canItalktoyouforasecMonica:Yeah,whatisitPhoebe:Umm,IlostoneofyourearringsI'msorry!Iamso,sosorry!Monica:(shocked)Wow!Allrightwell,Imean,whatcanyoudoIfyoulostityoulostitPhoebe:Iwillreplaceit,IpromiseIfeelsoterribleMonica:Allright,sweetiethat'sfineYoudidn'tdoitonpurposePhoebe:NoMonica:Lookatyou!Comehere!(Theyhug)FeelbetterPhoebe:Yeah!You'rethebest!Rachel:Okay,waitaminuteWaitaminute,III,Ican'tdothisListenhoney,thisis,it'snotPhoebe'sfaultShelentmetheearrings,andIlostitI'msosorryHoney,Ifeelterribletoo(Holdsoutherarmsforahug)Monica:(angrily)ThatisexactlywhyIdonotlendyoustuff!!(RachellooksoveratPhoebeinresignation)Okay!Imean,firstit'smyjewelry!Andifit'snotmyjewelry,it'sit'smybluesweater!Andifit'snotmysweater,it'smysunglasses!Rachel:Yoursunglasses!Monica:Yes!Phoebe:Oh,right!(HandsMonicabackhersunglasses)Caitlin:(fromoutside)Pizza!Ross:(runningtothedoor)Oh,mine!Mine!Mine!(toeveryone)Okay,heregoesPrepareyourselvesforsomeClassAflirtingChandler:Okay,holdon(Pausesashereadieshimself)Okay(Walksaway)Rachel:Honey,youhavenothingtoproveAndifyoureallylikethisgirl,Idon'tflirtingistherightthingto…(Rossinterruptsandshushesher)Ross:You'llseeOkay(Readieshimself)Oh,what'swhat'shernameAll:Caitlin!GrandmaTribbiani:Caitlin!Ross:(Heopensthedoorwhilefakingalaugh)Hey!Oh,wewecan'tkeepeatinglikethis(Monicaturnsherheadinshame)Caitlin:It'suh,$Ross:Okay,(getsthemoney)so,doyoumakethepizzasinoneofthoseuh,woodburningovensCaitlin:Noactuallyumm,Ithinkthatthey'reumm,gasRoss:GasWow!IntenseChandler:(ToMonica)IfthisisthewayalltheGellersflirt,wedon'thaveaproblemRoss:(toCaitlin)Heyuh,y'knowthatsmellgashasCaitlin:(wantingmorethananythingtogetthemoneyandleavethishorrible,horribleplace)YeahRoss:TheyputthatinCaitlin:What!Ross:Thegasisodorless,buttheyaddthesmellsoyouknowwhenthere'saleakCaitlin:(gettingmoredesperatetoleave)Wellokay!Ross:Alotofothergassmells…Chandler:OhthehumanityRoss:Methmethanesmells…Caitlin:Y'knowwhatumm,actuallyI,Ireally,IshouldgoRoss:OhbutIIIhaven'tpaidyouyet!Caitlin:Y'knowwhatThat'sokay,youguyshaveorderedsomanythatthisoneisonme!(Runsforherlife)(Rossclosesthedoorslowly)Ross:(ToAll)WasItalkingtoheraboutgasChandler:MoresothananythingelsePhoebe:IIIfounditinterestingRachel:I'msorryRoss:Look,nono,hey,hey,don'tworryaboutit!Innineyears,sheandIwillberightthere(Goesandsitsonthecouchdejectedly)Rachel:Okay,well,I'mgonnaclearoutsomeoftheseboxes(Shegrabsacoupleoftheoldpizzaboxesandexits)Phoebe:(walkingovertoRoss)RossRoss:YeahPhoebe:WhatelsedotheyaddsmelltooScene:Thestreetoutsidethebuilding,RachelisrunningtocatchupwithCaitlinRachel:Hey!Hey!(StopsCaitlin)Hi!Heyheyhey,I'mRachel!FromupstairsTheoneswithallthepizzaCaitlin:Oh,isthereaproblemRachel:NoNoEverything'sthey'refineGreatpizzaButit'suh,actuallyummmyfriendRossHeuh,justgetsreallynervouswhenhe'sflirtingCaitlin:OhmyGod!Thatwasflirting!Rachel:YeahCaitlin:Wow!Rachel:Iknow,Iknow,butuhjust,I'mtellingyou,once,onceyougetpastthatpart,thatwhereititjustfeelslikeyouwannadie,he'she'sreallyagoodpersonCaitlin:Theguywiththegas!Rachel:YeahI'mI'mtellingyouhe'sreallysweetandhe'sreallyfunnyandhe'sjustugh,gotagoodheartAndbesides,Iy'know,IthinkhereallylikesyouCaitlin:Really!Rachel:Welly'know,wehavepeopleandlikepizzas,whatdoyouthinkCaitlin:Ijust,IthoughtJoeywasthereScene:MonicaandRachel's,Phoebe,Chandler,andJoey'sgrandmotherarestillwatchingLawOrderRachel:(entering)HeyRossUmm,IjustranintoCaitlininthehallwayandanduh,youmustbegettingbetteratthisflirtingstuffthanIthoughtRoss:WhatdoyoumeanRachel:Well,Idon'tgetit,butshewantedmetogiveyouherphonenumber(Handshimtheslipofpaperwiththephonenumberonit)Ross:AndshejustgaveyouthisRachel:Yeah!Ross:Rach,thanksbutuh,Idon'tneedyoudoingmeanyfavorsRachel:IIIdidn't!Ididn't!ShethoughtyouwerecuteRoss:WellthatIcanbelieveRachel:Yay!Joey:(entering)Hey!IstheshowstillonChandler:AlmostovermanJoey:(sayshitohisgrandma)Look!Oh!(Pointingoutthewindow)IsthatthePope!(ChandlerandhisgrandmaturntolookandJoeyslipsatapeintotheVCR)Chandler:WhyamIlookingJoey:Oh,hereIam,here'smybigscene!(Joeyhasmadealittlehomemoviethat'shisbigsceneHebraceshimselfagainstthedoortohisapartmentandwhileholdingaplasticgunandwearingthesamesweatersays…)Joey:(onthetape)Allrightbackoff!Igottagun!I'mnotafraidtouseit!GrandmaTribbiani:OhJoey!Joey:That'sright!Chandler:Youcouldn'thaveatleastchangedyourshirtJoey:(onthetape)Now,Iwannaasuitcasefilledwith,dollars(Theduckquacks,totheduck)Choo!Choo!Choo!(Totheimaginarycops)Filledwith$,insmallbills,andifIdon'tgetit…(theduckquackslouder)Choo!!AndifIdon'tgetit,(pause,picksuptheduck)I'mgonnashootthisduck!Phoebe:Ohno!Joey:(onthetape)I'mcomin'out!(Heopensthedoorandhopsoutpointingtheguninalldirectionsandthenrunsoutofview)Ross:(ToPhoebe)Andshe'ssupposedtobuythis!GrandmaTribbiani:Joey,bravo!(StartswiththatItalianstuffagain)(Suddenly,thetapecutsawayfromJoey'simpromptuscene,toChandlerstandingreally,reallyclosetothecamera)Chandler:(singing)GroundcontroltoMajorTom!Commencingcountdown…engines…on!(JoeyandChandlerbothruntoshutoffthetape)Joey:(tohisgrandmother)That'suh,scenesfromnextweek'sshowNextweek's!Phoebe:Iamdefinitelygonnawatchthat!EndingCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,anothertimelapse,MonicaisseekingadvicefromRachelandPhoebeaboutpossiblereplacementearringsMonica:WhatabouttheseTheselookthesamePhoebe:Definitely!Monica:Notaseachother!Phoebe:Oh,thenno(GoesovertoChandler)Chandler:(ToMonica)Hey!Monica:Hi!Chandler:YoureadyMonica:YeahChandler:YoulookamazingI'mtheluckiestmanintheworldMonica:Ohh,you'reabouttogetalittleluckierChandler:LetmeseetheearringsMonica:Oh,honey,theearrings…Chandler:(lookingatthem)Theylookgreat!DoesyourboyfriendhavethebesttasteorwhatMonica:Myboyfriendreallydoeshavegoodtaste!(HeturnstogethiscoatandMonicagivesRachelandPhoebetwothumbsupasChandlerwalksovertoRoss)Chandler:(ToRoss)ThanksforpickingouttheearringsmanRoss:HmmmmEnd罗斯不会放电嗨!嗨!Wow!穿得这么漂亮。有什么大事吗今天是我和莫妮卡拍拖个月的纪念日我们在JaGeorge订了位子。Wow!你怎么订到的打几个电话暗中做些手脚最后他们同意帮我们安排:的位子因为我答应只点鸡肉而不叫甜品。嗨钱德!嗨凯特琳!你剪头发了。哦我讨厌这个发型!看起来就像个岁的小男孩。要是岁的小男孩都长得像你健身课可就有意思多了。一共块。好的。嘿小鸡去了哪里哦在里面。鸭子让它滚远点说世界上是先有蛋后有鸡。不错。再见啦!再见!你刚才在搞什么!什么挑逗!你不是和某人在交往吗?是谁来着?我妹妹对吗?!我没有挑逗。根本就是挑逗。你剪头发了(发出嘟嘟囔囔的鼻音)首先你的话让我觉得很离奇。其次我没有挑逗只不过两个人闲谈仅此而已对对。想见识真正的挑逗吗我给你表演。不用了。乔伊真了不起竟然能在《法律与秩序》里演出!是啊。不过你不觉得应该叫做《秩序与法律》才对吗不因为他们是先把人抓起来然后才审问。好了别给我抱怨他们的机会。我没有挑逗。还要是在纪念日可耻!出了什么事钱德刚才跟送pizza的美女搭讪!我没有!求求你了嘘!真对不起可是你的确做了!而且和她搭讪的那个人起码应该是个单身的应该是个能和她有发展的。某人似乎看上了那个送pizza的美女想做人家的老公哦。这个……就因为这个吗你喜欢凯特琳罗斯!我们两年前就分手了后来你还结了婚。我认为你可以喜欢其他的人。是这样有一天我在pizza店里留意到她。她实在是非常性感非常有趣而且有最最可爱的小……打住我们不需要知道她的三围。辣香肠辣香肠辣香肠罗斯我知道她很漂亮你喜欢她可是她脑子没问题吗?她忘了我的素食pizza!太好了!她一定会送来你的pizza到时候我就能向她展示充满魅力的“哦罗斯”。你不吃荤真是太好了。看见了素食主义人人受益。嗨各位瞧瞧!还记得我奶奶吗?今晚真不一般!太棒了!乔伊在《法律与秩序》里演出你一定很为他骄傲!钱德她听不懂英语。真对不起我以为你是乔伊的外婆。我又错了一次。她最崇拜我了。她是我们家里唯一一个相信我实力的。对大明星我的大胖子乔伊明星我出生的时候差不多有磅重。嗨!纪念日快乐!纪念日快乐十个月了!嗯刚才洗澡的时候我想起我们在伦敦的第一夜……哦乔伊的祖母在那儿呢。是那个懂英语的还是那个不懂的?不懂的。那一夜你真是热情如火!我要进去准备准备。嗨不如戴上我送给你的那副耳环吧好主意!我一直留着它们想等到特殊的日子才戴。好的。你得回去了!可是我喜欢这儿!你得回去把我借给你的耳环拿过来。钱德想让我今晚戴。好吧我好象就放在皮包里你先去换衣服吧我找找。瑞秋嗨你得把那副耳环还给我了。哦呃好等一会儿我这就拿给你。Wow菲比你会说意大利语我猜是吧。给你。多谢啦!等等瑞秋!还有一只呢?怎么你还想要两只瑞秋凯伦格林还有一只呢!好好好你千万别发火我好象弄丢了。我知道就在这间屋子里不过肯定找不到了。你让我怎么向莫妮卡交代她今晚要戴!让她戴她自己的。这就是她的。不是吧!!不是吧!!!你把莫妮卡的耳环借给我!她不准我借她的东西!为什么因为我总是弄丢!看见那个瞎子了吗我等下要打他的头。哦我的镜头快到了。镜头快到了。要是你说“筋斗怪跑了。”她能听出有什么区别吗瑞秋你在干什么哦我不敢看那个。太吓人了!现在放的是尿布广告。哦你了解我的婴儿啊责任啊啊~~~Pizza送到了!我来了!我来开门!嗨!嗨!一个素食pizza。块。哦顺便说一句希望能让你感觉好一点。我碰巧喜欢岁的小男孩。什么!呃你的发型刚才我是说你说你看上去像个岁的小男孩所以我说我喜欢。你的发型。谢谢。你明白吧?我并不是真的喜欢岁的小男孩。你也明白吧?我在等你把钱给我。我来给吧。不用再给我们送pizza了。我希望吧。不用客气。你就是不想让我得手是不是!什么一个我非常喜欢但不得不和别人去拼抢的女孩!出了什么事钱德大肆挑逗送pizza的美女!谢谢你这么说!我没有挑逗。没关系的。我不介意。这很正常。真的!真的!没什么大不了的我整天都这样。呃你整天都挑逗别的男人是啊!我觉得没什么!所以我觉得你这样做也没什么!但是这有很大区别。你比我有魅力得多。诚实的孩子!钱德你介意对我介意!而且我觉得很多人都会介意。瑞秋你从前和罗斯交往的时候如果他挑逗别的女人你介意吗?呃不不会如果他和别的女人睡觉我才介意。谢谢你这么说。我根本不需要担心罗斯一向不善于放电。什么什么?你说什么?我电你很见效。哦!你算说对了!我们相遇时你跟我调情终于!九年之后你得到了我!好好。猜猜我要干什么?我要再叫一份pizza到时候凯特琳来到这里我就让你们见识见识我怎样放电。我一定能弄到她的电话号码而且不是包装盒上面那个!我找到了!哦!谢天谢地!在哪儿找到的?你的梳妆台上。这就是刚才那一只!我的镜头!到我的镜头了!我打赌没有人听见一个字。我不和你赌。有人在家吗天哪。怎么了?大家保持笑容。要是我奶奶发现了她会气死。到底怎么了?他们把我的镜头剪掉了。什么!你说真的可能等一下就有呢?好象不太可能。你们看见那个装尸体的袋子了吗?看见了。我就在里面。这下惨了怎么办?我不知道。我的事业是我奶奶生命的支柱。上次我没能演《我们的日子》她伤心得几乎死掉。糟糕。笑一笑!别那个表情笑啊!大家都要笑!乔伊干吗不告诉她?又不是你的错。要是我们一直用这个表情说话她不是一样会发疯?快了快了!就快到我了。那个就是我!不对!那个是山姆沃特斯顿!不对那个就是我就是我。不对!那个是山姆沃特斯顿!演《犯罪与不端》和《摩羯宫一号》的那个。她不会说“你好”可她知道《摩羯宫一号》。菲比!你现在就得把耳环给我!片子一演完我们就要走了!可是我已经还给你了!没有啊。我确实还给你了!我说的!还有一只呢?找不到菲比找不到!哦我昨晚去了乔伊和钱德那边。记得一定要在钱德的首饰盒里找一找。钱德有首饰盒拜托!我们只有十分钟了你还要跟我讨论这个?嗨菲比!那个啊素食pizza对你起了什么作用吗?你和那些蔬菜之间一定发生了些什么对吗?你怎么这么古怪?喜欢吗不要是喜欢我会说:“你怎么这么可爱?”我在练习如何挑逗。哦!没看出来。莫妮卡你喜欢看《法律与秩序》吗?喜欢啊还不错。我今天发现了很多有关你的事情像你喜欢看《法律与秩序》像你挑逗三州地区的每一个男人!钱德!我知道你想说什么了你挑逗别人就可以我就不可以。哦真高兴终于挑明了。我也很抱歉可是有些事情对于男人和女人是不同的。继续教教我关于男人和女人的事情。好吧虽然我已经教了你那么多不过没关系当你挑逗别人的时候你会想:“我不过和他玩玩没什么大不了的。”但那人就会想:“太棒了!总算有人想和我睡觉了!”不可能!是真的。那太惨了!也是真的。每个男人都这样想吗每个醒着的男人。等他们睡着了地球另一侧的男人们醒来继续同样的事。又到广告时间了我还是没有告诉她!乔伊!这应该是最后一次广告了。我们只剩下分钟了!我知道我知道!我该怎么办?哦!不要!你不要自己开溜把她扔在这里!好吧。哦!乔伊!呃乔伊很快就会回来。很快回来!趁这个时间我们来谈谈你吧!你年纪老个子小找到了吗?耳环?没有。不过我从沙发下面找到了太阳镜!从去年夏天我就开始找它了。那是我的你向我借的。哦别激动还给你。菲比!怎么办!不知道,不知道。好吧只好告诉她了只能这样了。上帝她会宰了我的。我可以跟她说是我弄丢的。太谢谢了!莫妮卡我有点事想告诉你。什么事呃我把你的耳环弄丢了一只。对不起!真是对不起!Wow!没关系还能怎么样呢?丢就丢了呗。我会帮你配一只的我保证。我好内疚。好了亲爱的没事你又不是故意的。不行。你瞧你!过来!好点了吗好多了!你最好了!等一下等一下我不能这么做。亲爱的听我说不是菲比搞丢的她把耳环借给我我搞丢了。真对不起!亲爱的我也好内疚。就是因为这个我才不把东西借给你!首先你弄丢了我的首饰!除了首饰还有我的蓝色外套!除了外套还有我的太阳镜!你的太阳镜!是的!哦对哦!Pizza!哦我的!我的!我的!现在开始准备好了吗?顶级放电秀即将上演。等一下。可以了。亲爱的你不需要证明什么。何况如果你真的喜欢她我认为挑逗并不是一个好……走着瞧吧。哦,她叫什么来着凯特琳!凯特琳!嗨!哦我们不能再这么吃下去了。块。好的你们的pizza是用烧木柴的炉子烤出来的吗?不是的我想是用煤气吧。煤气Wow!很剧烈。如果盖勒家的人都是这么个挑逗法我就不用担心了。嘿你知道煤气有一种气味吗?知道。是加进去的。什么!煤气是无嗅的但他们加入一种气味剂这样一旦发生泄露你就能觉察到。哦!其他很多气体也有气味还有没有人性啊。像天然气啦……好了我想我得走了。可我还没给你钱呢!不要紧你们今天叫了这么多这一个算我请的。我刚才在跟她谈煤气吗?除了这个没别的了。我觉得很有意思。抱歉。嘿嘿不用不用担心!九年之内我一定能达到目的。好吧我把这些盒子扔出去。罗斯嗯?还有什么是添加了气味剂的?嗨!嗨!嗨嗨!我叫瑞秋住楼上的。叫了一大堆pizza的那间。哦pizza有问题吗?没有没有没问题很棒的pizza。是关于我朋友罗斯的。他每次调情的时候都会很紧张。天哪!刚才那是调情吗!是。Wow!我知道我知道我只是想跟你说一旦你度过了那个让你生不如死的阶段你就知道他为人其实很不错。整天谈论煤气!对。其实他很招人喜欢很有趣而且他心肠很好。而且我觉得他真的很喜欢你。真的!你也看见了我们只有个人叫了个pizza你说为什么呢?乔伊不是在那里吗?嗨罗斯呃我刚才在走廊里碰到凯特琳你的挑逗手段比我想象中有效。什么意思我不知道为什么她让我把她的电话给你。她给你的?对!瑞秋谢谢你不过我不需要你帮忙。我没有啊没有是她觉得你很可爱。这我相信!对吧!嗨!还在播电视剧吗就快演完了。看啊!哦!那不是教皇吗!我又看个什么哦我来了我的镜头!后退!我有枪!我会开枪的!哦乔伊!对啦!你就不能换件衣服?听好了我要一个手提箱装上十万美金。去!去!去!十万美金要小面值的要是我拿不到……去!!要是我拿不到我就毙了这只鸭子!不要啊!我要出来了!她会相信吗?乔伊真勇敢!那是下周的节目预告下周的!我一定会看那个的!怎么样?看上去一样吗?当然!两个比较起来呢?哦,不太像。可以走了吗?可以了。你真漂亮。我真是世界上最幸运的人。哦等一会你会更加幸运。让我看看耳环。哦耳环……真漂亮!你的男朋友是不是很有品位?他确实很有品位!多谢你帮忙挑选耳环。
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