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TheOneWithTheBirthMotherScene:CentralPerkEveryone'ssittingonthecouchMonicaandChandlerenterChandler:Hi!Ross:Hey!Monica:Hey!Chandler:We'rejustheretosaygoodbye,we'reofftoOhioPhoebe:Oh,right!Youradoptioninterview!Monica:Yep,we'regonnameettheladywhocouldbecarryingourbabyJoey:Ican'tbelieveitWhenyouguyscomeback,you'regonnahaveababy!Thatissoweird!Chandler:Andsoincorrect!Monica:She'sonlyacoupleofmonthspregnantShelikedourapplicationbutwhoknowsifshe'sgonnalikeusRoss:Comeon,she'sgonnaloveyouguys!Chandler:Uhm,thankyou,butwe'rereallytryingnottogetourhopesupMonica:AndalotcouldstillgetinourwayChandler:YeahImean,thisgirlcoulddecideagainstadoptionorshecouldlikeanothercouplebetterPhoebe:WhatareyougonnanamethebabyChandler:IcandevelopaconditioninwhichItalkandtalkandnoonehearsawordJoey:Butjustthink,okWhatifeverythinggoesrightWhatifthiswomandoespickyouguysMonica:OhmyGodShe'sgonnapickus!Chandler:Sowe'restandingfirmonthe'notgettingourhopesup'Monica:Youknow,Iknowthatthingscouldstillgowrongbutiftheydon'tIfthiswttlebitmore(hetakesitoff)Thereyougo!(pause)Nowthrowitaway!Ross:C'mon!Thislooksgood!Rachel:Ross,please,trustmeIbuyfashionmagazinesamonthNow,Idon'tknowwho'srunningforpresidentorwhothatNATOguyis,butIdoknowthatyouhavetogetasfarawayasyoucanfromthathatRoss:Damnit!IhavethisdatetomorrownightandIhavetolookcool!Phoebe:Well,youknow,ifyouwantfashionhelp,RachelandIaregoingshoppingtomorrowYou'remorethanwelcometocomewithus,rightRoss:ReallyThatwouldbegreatImean,Ihavetodosomething,shekindateasedmeabouthowIdressJoey:Icanseewhy,niceshirt!Ross:You'rewearingthesameshirtJoey:StupidGaponeverycorner!Scene:TheAdoptionAgencyinOhioMonicaandChandlerareenteringwithamanAgencyguy:Please,makeyourselfcomfortableandIwillbackinamomentwithEricaMonica:Ok,thankyou(themanleaves)Uh,wellthisisitAreyouOKChandler:YeahJustweird,youknowIt'slike:"Hi,I'mChandlerMayIhavethehumangrowinginsideyou"Monica:Uh,we'regonnabegreatChandler:You'regonnabegreatMonica:Wellobviously!Agencyguy:(heenterswithErica)Monica,ChandlerI'dlikeyoutomeetEricaMonica:HiItisso,sonicetomeetyouErica:(whispering)HiChandler:ThankyousomuchforagreeingtoseeusErica:HiAgencyguy:I'llletyougetacquaintedChandler:OkErica:So,it'sMonicaandChandlerIonlyknowyouasfileWDChandler:That'swhatourfriendscallusErica:Gosh,youknow,you'rejustsuchanamazingcoupleIt'skindofintimidatingMonica:Idon'tknowaboutthatErica:You'rekiddingmeImean,it'senoughthatyouareadoctorButontopofit,you'remarriedtoareverendChandler:(astonished)Idon'tthinkthat'sexactlyMonica:(overlapping)Letherfinish,doctor Scene:CentralPerkPhoebe:Hey!Joey:HeyPhoebe:Oh,myfriendSarahhadagreattimelastnightJoey:WellPhoebe:Yeah!Soyou'regonnacallthisonebackJoey:NopePhoebe:WhatareyoutalkingaboutSarah'sgreat!Joey:Oh,reallyYouknowwhatyourgreatfrienddidWe'reouttodinner,ok(hestartstalkingaboutthedateandwecanseewhathappenedthroughaflashbackvideo)We'regettingalong,havingareallynicetimeIwasthinkingshewasreallycoolAndthen,outofnowhere(SarahpicksupsomefriesfromJoey'splateandJoeylooksveryangryThenwe'rebacktoCentralPerkandJoeydoesayouseewhatImeanlooktoPhoebe)Phoebe:That'sitThat'swhyyouwon'tgooutwithheragainSo,shetooksomefries,bigdeal!Joey:Hey,hey,look!It'snotaboutafewfriesit'saboutwhatthefriesrepresentPhoebe:WhatJoey:ALLFOOD!Phoebe:I'msorry,Ican'tbelieveIsetyouupwithsuchaMONSTER!Joey:Hey,hey,hey,heyLookItakeagirlout,shecanorderwhatevershewants!Themore,thebetter!AllrightJustdon'torderaGardensaladandtheneatmyfood!That'sagoodwaytolosesomefingers!(Rachelentersfromthemaindoor)Phoebe:(toRachel)OhRachel:HiPhoebe:ThankGodyou'rehereListentothis!Rachel:whatPhoebe:JoeyandmyfriendwereoutlastnightandhavingdinnerandshereachesoverandtakesafewofhisfriesRachel:Oh!Oh,no!(Joeylookssatisfied)Phoebe:WhatYouknowabouttheplatethingRachel:Oh,yeahJoeydoesn'tsharefoodImean,justlastweekwewerehavingbreakfastandhehadacoupleofgrapesonhisplateandPhoebe:(toJoey)Youwouldn'tletherhaveagrapeRachel:Ohno!Notme!Emma!(PhoebelookshorrifiedandsheturnstowatchJoey)Joey:(madandpointingafingertohimself)JOEYDOESN’TSHAREFOOD!Phoebe:Well,Istillthinkthatit'sastupidreasonnottocallsomeoneagainYouarecallingher!Andifyouneedto,justgetanextraplateoffriesforthetable!Joey:(hethinksalittle,consideringtheoptionandseemstobequitesatisfied)Ilikethat!Asharingbuffer!Yeah!I’llordersomeextrafries!MaybeaplateofonionringsYeahAndashrimpcocktailAndsomebuffalowingsMaybeanindividualpizza,uhAndsomemozzarellasticks(helooksabsorbedinhisfoodthoughts)WhatwerewetalkingaboutScene:AclothesstoreRossandPhoebeareshoppingPhoebe:(toRoss)Thisplaceisawesome!Ross:Youknow,weshouldjustgo,I'mnotgonnafindanythinghere!Thisstuffisridiculous!(Rachelarriveswithalotofclothes)Rachel:Ah,thisplaceisgreat!Phoebe:Wow!Ross:Rach,comeon,I'mnotgonnawearanyofthis!(hepicksupashirt)Nothingsilver(Rachelsighs)OkNothingwithhair!(Rachelsighsagain)Andnothingwithpadlocksonit!(Rachelheavesalongdisappointingsigh)Rachel:Ross,look,Iknowthatsomeofthisstuffisoutthere,butImean,comeon,lookatthis,lookatthissweater!(shepicksupabluesweater)Imean,thisisjustbeautiful!Ross:(feelingthefabric)Wow,thisisreallysoft(helookstheprice)ThreehundredandfiftydollarsRachel:Yeah,downfromsevenhundred,youaresavingliketwohundredbucks!Ross:BothlogicandmatharetakingaserioushittodayPhoebe:(walkingtoRosscarryingablackleatherjacket):Hey,checkthisout!It'stotallyyou!Ross:Wow!Phoebe:Yeah!(Rosswearsthejacketsandlookathimselfinthemirror)Ross:Actuallythislookslikeprettygood!Yeah!(heturnsandwatcheshisbackandthere'sasignonthebackofthejacket,“boyswillbeboys”)BoyswillbeboysPhoebe:WhatTheywillbe!Ross:Allright,that'sit,I'mgettingoutofhereRachel:No,no,no,no!Ross,wait!Comeon!Youknow,there'sotherstuffHere'saniceshirt,lookatthesenicepantsRoss:Uh,actuallythesemightlookprettygoodonmeRachel:Yes,theywill!YouknowwhatyoushoulddoJustgotakeawalk,allrightIknowyoursizeandI'mI'mgonnapickupsomereallygoodstuffforyouRoss:ReallyRachel:Yes!AndIknowwhatlookssexyonguysPlease,justwearwhatIsuggest,andshe'sgonnagonutsforyouRoss:So,you'resaying,uh,ifIwearthesepantsImightbegettingintohersRachel:(toPhoebe)WhydomenkeeptalkingtomelikethisScene:TheAdoptionAgencyinOhioMonicaandChandlerarestilltalkingwithEricaChandler:So,thefactthatIamadoctor,andmywife'sareverend,that'simportanttoyouErica:Yeah,Ireadsomegreatapplications,butthenIthought“whobetterthenaministertoraiseachild!”Monica:AmenChandler:PlusIthoughtthebabywouldbeingoodhandswithadoctor!Monica:Uh,goodhands(sheholdsChandlerhands)HealinghandsErica:Reverend,canIaskDoesthebiblesayanythingaboutadoptionMonica:Itsays"Doit!"AndbeholdshedidadoptuntothemababyAnditwasgoodErica:WowChandler:Yeah,wowErica:Iwaswonderingyoubothhavesuchseriousjobs(toMonica)WouldyouhavetimetotakecareofababyandyourflockMonica:Oh,youknow,myflockisgood,Imean,yeah,myflockprettymuchtakescareofthemselvesatthispointGoodflockFlock,flock,flockErica:(toChandler)BeingadoctormusttakeupalotoftimeChandler:Notformeitdoesn't(Theagencyguyenterstheroom)Agencyguy:So,how'severythinggoinginhereErica:We'regreat,IthinkImayhaveaskedallmyquestionsAgencyguy:DoyouhaveanyquestionforEricaChandler:Yeah,actuallySo,youreadafilethatyoulikedandyougavetheagencytheserialnumberandtheycontactedusAgencyguy:Yes,oursystemassurestotalanonymityWe'reveryproudofitChandler:YoushouldbeYou'rereallyontopofstuffAgencyguy:(toErica)Well,thenifthere'snothingelse,thenthetwoofusshouldtalkErica:Actually,Idon'tthinkwehavetoMonica:Wedon'tErica:Yeah,whenIreadaboutyoutwo,IwasprettysureIwantedyou,butIjustthoughtweshouldmeetfacetoface(totheagencyguy)I'vemademydecisionIchoosethemMonica:OhmyGod,thisisgreat!Thisissogreat!(toChandler,wholooksbewildered)DidyouhearthatChandler:Yeah,IdidMonica:(toErica)Hey,thankyouThankyousomuch(theyhugs)YouareSOgoingtoHeaven!Scene:Joey'sapartmentRachelandPhoebewalkin,loadedwithbagsRachel:Wegotsomereallygreatstuff!Phoebe:Yeah,yeahbutIamnotsureaboutsomeofthebra'sIgotRachel:Oh!ReallyDoyouwannatrysomeofthemonformePhoebe:Oh!okayWait,areweinJoey'simaginationRachel:(lookingintooneofhershoppingbags)Ohno!ItookoneofRoss'bagsbymistake,andoneofmineismissingPhoebe:oh,well,Rossprobablyhasit,youcangetitfromhimlater Scene:RosswalksintoCentralPerk,wearingapinkandwhiteladiesshirtJoeyisonthecouch Ross:(toJoey)SoWhatdoyouthink(ShowshimselfJoeyobserveshimwithastrangelookonhisface)Joey:Ithinkwerenotwearingthesameshirtanymore!!Ross:(notgettingit)Yeah!Yeah!RachelpickeditoutformeShetoldmetotrustherandyouknowwhatI'mgladIdid!IturnedquiteafewheadsonmywayoverhereJoey:(nowlaughingalittle)Dude,Ireallydon'tthinkyoushouldbewearingthatRoss:Oh,Isee,somebodyisafraidofalittlecompetitionwiththeladiesJoey:(lookingalittleagitatednow)LookslikesomeoneIStheladies!!Ross:You'rejustjealousbecauseyoucouldn'tpullthisoffYeah,nowifyou'llexcuseme(gettingupandtakinghiscoat)Ihaveadate(Asheiswalkingout,everyoneturnsandstaresathim)See(ToJoey)ALLeyesonME! Scene:MonicaandChandler'shotelroomTheyenterChandler:WeareNOTsigningthosepapersMonica:WhynotChandler:It'swrongTheymadeamistakeTheythinkwe'resomebodyelseMonica:GodworksinmysteriouswaysChandler:Youhavegottastop!Monica:ButshelikedusChandler:ShelikesDoctorChandlerandReverendMonicaMonica:Well,ifyouthinkaboutit,IamkindoflikeaReverendImean,asachef,IserveGod,byfeeingthehungryandpoor(looksveryconvincedaboutwhatshejustsaid)Chandler:YourVealChopis$!Monica:C'monChandler,IthinkwehavebeengivenanopportunityImean,themistakehasalreadybeenmadeTheyarewritingupthepaperrightnowChandler:Butwearenottheoneshechose!HowcanyoufeelokayaboutthisMonica:(veryemotional)BecauseWemaynotbewhoshethinkswearebutnoonewilleverlovethatbabymorethanusChandler:IknowMonica:Imean,whoknowshowlongit'sgonnatakeforsomeoneelsetogiveusababyWhatif,whatifnooneeverpicksusChandler:oh,honeyMonica:(Almostcrying)Pleaseplease,wearesocloseChandler:Monica,Iwantababytoo,butthiswomanisgivingawayherchildShedeservestoknowwhoit'sgoingtoMonica:(realizesChandlerisrightShe'salmostcrying)okay,right(Theyhug)Chandler:So,we'lltellthetruthandwhoknows,maybeshe'lllikeusforusMonica:(sniffing)MaybeshewillUh!Whycouldn'tIhavebeenaReverendChandler:You'reJewishMonica:Technicality! Scene:ArestaurantJoeyisonhisdatewithPhoebe'sfriend,SarahTheyaresittingoppositeeachotheronatablefortwoTheirwaiterapproacheswithtwoplatesWaiter:Agardensaladforthelady(setstheplatedown)Joey:Oh,thatlooksgreat!Goodordering!Waiter:SeafoodplatterforthegentlemanandextrafriesEnjoy!Sarah:Mmmh,thosefrieslookdeliciousJoey:oh,Ididn'tknowyoulikedFrenchfriesHelpyourself!What'smineisyours(Sarahreachesoverandtakesafewfries)Sarah:(looksoveratJoey'splatter)Ohwow,arethosestuffedclamsJoey:Uuuhyes,theyaremystuffedclams(Sarah,isgrinningandstartstoreachovertoJoey'splatetotakeafewclams)Joey:Howaboutthosefriesthough,huh(HoldstheplatebetweenSarah'sfingersandhisplate,thusblockingherfromreachinghis)Sarah:Theyaredelicious(takesafewfromtheplate,putsoneinhermouthandplacestherestonherplate,thenstartstoreachovertoJoey'splatteragain)Joey:(Spottinghermovementstakesherhandintohisown)Youarebeautiful,youknowthatSarah:Oh,thatissosweetJoey:Oh(grinning,tryingtoholdinhisimpatiencewithher)okay(shetakesherhandback)(ThenshereachesoveragainandJoeymoveshisplatealittletotheleft,andshemisses,thenshereachesoutagain,andhemoveshisplatetotheright,soshemissesagainShetriesathirdtimeandthistime,Joeypusheshisplatesofartotheleft,itdropsofftheedgeofthetable)Joey:(Visiblyannoyed)NOWlookwhatyoudid!!Sarah:WhatwhatisthematterwithyouJoey:Idon'tlikeitwhenpeopletakefoodoffofmyplate,okaySarah:Butyoujustsaid"What'smineisyours"Joey:WELL,IDIDN'TMEANIT!Sarah:Fine,I'msorry,Ididn'tthinkitwasthatbigadealJoey:I'msorry,I'moverreactingOkay,It'sjustwhenitcomestofood,Ihavecertainrules,okay,Imean(bendsdownandwithhisplateandhishands,scrapesthedroppeddinnerbackontotheplateandputsitbackonthetable)Therearethingsyoudoandyouknow,things(takessomethingfromtheplateandblowsitalittle)thatyoudon'tdo(Hetakesabitefromit)(Sarahlooksalittledisgusted) Scene:RossandhisdatewalkintoalobbyTheyarebothwearingtheirjackets Girl:Wow,thisplacelooksgreatRoss:Oh!Youaregonnaloveit!(ThegirlislookingintheotherdirectionasRossistakingoffhisowncoat,revealingthepinkandwhiteladiesshirt)andI'msoglad,we'refinallydoingthisGirl:Metoo!(startstotakehercoatoff)Ross:Here(getsbehindhertohelpWhenthecoatcomesoffweseesheiswearingtheexactsameshirtRossiswearingTheylookateachother,shockedTheyabruptlyputtheircoatbackon)Sothiswasfun!(Theyleavetheroomandheadintooppositedirections) Scene:BackattherestaurantwithJoeyandSarahJoeyisholdingSarah'shandsJoey:Ireallyamsorryabout,youknowbeforeIjustwanttomakesureyouknowthatIreallydolikeyouSarah:Sure(smiling)JustnotasmuchasclamsJoey:(Jokingly)Well,stuffedclams(Thewaiterarriveswiththeirdeserts)Waiter:ChocolateTorteforthelady,cheesecakeforthegentlemanJoey:Uh,excusemesir,thereseemstobesomesortofredcraponmycheesecakeWaiter:Yes,that'sRaspberrycouleJoey:(Moretohimselfthananyoneelse)Sostupid,orderingcheesecake,tryingtobehealthy(pushesitaside)Sarah:(tastinghers)OhmyGod!(LooksatthewaiterandthentoJoey)Joey:Oh,allright,I'lljusthavewhatshe'shavinginsteadWaiter:Oh,I'msorrysir,thatwasourlastpieceSarah:Mmmm!Mmm!(Sarah'sbeeperstartsbleeping)Sarah:Oh,no!ThisisworkIshouldcallinCanyouexcusemeJoey:Ohyeah,sureNoproblem(Joey'slookingatSarah'sdessert,andtakesherplate)Sarah:WhatareyoudoingIthoughtyoudon'tsharefoodJoey:SureIdo(holdinguphisowndessert)CouleSarah:(laughing)NoIfIcan'thaveyourclams,youcan'thavemydessertThisisatwowaystreetJoey:(laughing)ReallySarah:Really!NowthisallbetterbeherewhenIcomeback(putsherplatebackathersideofthetable)Joey:Yeah,ofcourseIcancontrolmyself(laughsuneasilyandSarahleavestheroom)(Joeysitssidewaysonhischair,lookingatSarah'schocolatetorte,andthenlookingawayfromit,nervouslyplayingwithhisfork,drummingwithitonthetableeverynowandthen)Joey:(tothetorte)Stopstaringatme!(Hethenstraightenshimself,andlooksatthetorte)Joey:Why,justatinylittle(HetakesalittlepieceofSarah'sdessertAtfirsthedoesn'tthinkit'sthatspecial,butthen)Joey:Ohoh!TIMELAPSE(Sarahenterstheroomagain,andstopswhensheseesherdessertismissingJoeyhasemptiedherplate,andhasachocolatecoveredmouth,justlikeakid)Joey:I'mnotevensorry Scene:TheAdoptionAgencyinOhioMonicaandChandlerareenteringErica:Hi!AdoptionAgencyguy:HeyChandler:HeyAgencyguy:So,thesearethepreliminaryformsforanopenadoptionThere'salottogoover,butI'llexplaineverythingaswegothroughitMonica:(pointingtoapictureonthetable)IIsIsthatapictureErica:YeahIt'sasonogramtheytookofthebabylastweekIthoughtyoumightwanttoseeit(givesittoMonica,wholooksatitforalongtime,andthenshowsittoChandler)Monica:Look,doctor!(ChandlertakesMonica'shand,andgetsserious)Look,beforewesignanythingwereallyhavetotalk(pause)We'renotwhoyouthinkweareAgencyguy:Idon'tunderstandChandler:TheagencymusthavemadesomemistakeMywifeisnotareverendandI'mnotadoctorErica:WhatAgencyguy:That'simpossibleChandler:Icouldperformanoperationonyouandproveitifyou'dlikeAgencyguy:I'llgocheckyourfileExcusemeErica:SowhoareyouChandler:Well,ournamesreallyareMonicaandChandlerWe'refromNewYorkMonica:Yeah,buttheimportantthingtoknowaboutus,ishowmuchwewouldcareforthislittlebaby(holdsupthesonogram)Erica:SoyouliedtomebeforeMonica:Well,we(makesquotationsignsintheair)"borefalsewitness"SeeIcouldbeareverendErica:Ican'tbelievethisMonica:ButwewerehopingthatsincewetoldyouthetruththatyoustillmightconsiderErica:GivingyoumybabyYouthinkI'dgiveyoumychildafterthisMonica:Well,youdon'thavetodeciderightnow,butifyoucouldjustlookatourfileErica:Idon'twanttolookatyourfile!Thisisover(Sheleavestheroom,butChandlerrunsafterherTheymeetinthehallway)Chandler:Ericawait!Erica:I'venothingtosaytoyou(walksafewpaces)Chandler:YouhaveeveryreasontobeupsetWedidlieButonlybecausewe'vebeenwaitingandtryingtohaveababyforsolongNowwedon'tknowhowlongit'sgonnabebeforewecangetanotherchanceagainErica:Whydon'tyouaskthereverendtoprayonitChandler:Erica,pleaseJustconsiderusAskthemtoseeourfileOurlastname'sBingMywife'sachefandI'minadvertisingErica:OhyeahIactuallylikedyouguysButitdoesn'tmatter,becausewhatyoudidwaswrong(walksawayagain,butChandlercatchesupwithheragain)Chandler:ButyoudidlikeusAndyoushouldMywife'sanincrediblewomanShe'slovinganddevotedandcaringAnddon'ttellherIsaidthisbutthewoman'salwaysrightIlovemywifemorethananythinginthisworldAndIItkillsmethatIcan'tgiveherababyIreallywantakidAndwhenthatdayfinallycomes,I'lllearnhowtobeagooddadButmywifeshe'salreadythereShe'samotherwithoutababyPlease(TheylookateachotherWeswitchbacktoMonicaChandleropensthedoorandsheturnstolookathim)Chandler:Youstillwantthatbaby(MonicaplaysthosewordsbackinhermindandthensmilesandrunstoChandler,whoistwistingwithjoyTheyhug)Monica:GodblessyouChandlerBing!COMMERCIALBREAKScene:CentralPerkJoey'sonthecouchwhenRosswalkstohim,withhisjacketclosedRoss:TurnsoutthissweaterismadeforawomanJoey:(nods)So,whyareyoustillwearingitRoss:Becauseit'ssoftHey,sohowwasyourdateJoey:OohNotsogoodRoss:Well,lookslikeit'sjustthetwoofustonight,huholdbuddyJoey:Yeah,andyouknowwhatWecoulddoalotworse(theyshakehandsthewayfriendswouldThere'samuffinonthetable,andRossbreaksoffapieceandwantstoputitinhismouth)Joey:(shoutingtoRoss)JOEYDOESN'TSHAREFOOD!(Rossputsthepiecebackontheplate)endBB的亲生母亲你们好我们来道别,要去俄亥俄州领养面试对方有可能是我们BB的妈妈难以置信,你们回家时会带着BB!很奇怪也很不正确她怀孕没几个月她选中了我们的申请表,是否喜欢我们还不一定她会相中你们的!谢谢,我们满怀希望看运气吧她可能会决定拒绝把孩子给人领养也可能选中其他夫妇你们打算给小孩取啥名字我就有这个本事费尽口舌而旁人却充耳不闻试想,如果一切顺利,她真选了你们俩天!那她就会选我们我们决心决不轻易放弃希望我明白,有可能出差错,但万一顺利我们就会有孩子了,孩子!会成功的!我们会尽力!我要当妈妈,你要当爸爸回见了笨蛋,我要去领娃娃去你们的,我要当爹啦会见孕妇菲比跟谁聊呢我想说,会跟我上床的姑娘你朋友莎拉怎么你还不明白,以后你少打我朋友的主意!为什么你约会人家一次,睡一个,然后就把人家忘到九霄云外举例说明曼蒂金发丰胸辣妹错我明白为什么会忘了她你好象把我当别人了过去我也许待你朋友不公但我现在成熟多了,真的,瑞秋信不信由你,是真的乔伊和我交往的时候很乖,体贴,成熟,我们交往那一周,他没和其他女人上床成长好,给你她的电话号码谢,我保证这个不忘记曼蒂莎拉莎拉嗨,给点着装建议帽子好看吗有点抬高点,再高,再高,好了扔一边去别这样,是好帽子信我,我一个月买本时尚杂志我不清楚谁在竞选总统,也不知道NATO(北约)那家伙是谁但我知道,你该离那帽子越远越妙见鬼明晚我要约会,我得扮帅才行如果你需要着装建议,明天我和瑞秋要去购物,欢迎同去真的太好了,我必须有备而去,她总是取笑我的衣着显然,就凭你那衬衣你和我穿得一样啊GAP公司的大路货!随便坐,我带Erica过来总算到了,你状态如何很好,对话会有点奇怪,"我叫钱德,你体内的小人,可以给我养吗"你会表现出色,你也是那显然莫妮卡,钱德这位是Erica真高兴跟你见面谢你同意见我们你们熟悉一下莫妮卡和钱德你们的档案代号是“母牛d号”朋友们爱这么叫我们你们这一对令人羡慕,简直叫人嫉妒是吗?您是医生,尤其是您竟娶了个牧师!不是吧让她说完,医生莎拉昨晚跟你一起很愉快是吗是啊,这次你会再约她绝不什么意思,莎拉很棒是吗你知道你的很棒的朋友干了什么好事我们出去吃饭,相处融洽,和谐突然间我觉得她很可爱,就这样这是你不理她的理由吃你的薯条有什么大不了我不是气她吃我几根薯条你得清楚薯条的象征意义啥所有食物!!!对不起,竟然介绍你和"怪物"约会我带女孩吃饭,她点什么都可以,多吃无妨,但不可以自己只点沙拉却夺我的食物这么做有可能被切手指的!谢天谢地你来了,你来评评理啥乔伊昨晚约会我朋友晚饭时她伸手拿他的薯条天!这有什么你知道这条规则我了解乔伊从不分享食物上星期我们早餐时,他盘里有些葡萄你不让她吃葡萄不是我,是爱玛乔伊从不分享食物!!!我坚持,因为这条破事就放弃好女孩很不明智你再约她,如果有必要,干脆再点一盘薯条不就完了高,共享缓冲区,多点一盘薯条再点一盘洋葱还要冷盘虾和辣鸡翅一份披萨和牛排我们在谈什么这地方真不赖!我在这什么衣裳都看不上,这里太棒了别,我才不穿银色的,有毛毛领的,更不穿带挂锁的我知道有些衣裳不入你眼但你看这件,多美是很柔软元从块打折下来!你差不多省了块!逻辑学和数学都饱受摧残这件好,很衬你是很合适男孩就是男孩(舞曲名)本来就是!算了,我走留步,衣裳和裤子都不错,这条好象不错,这样,你随便转转先,我知道你尺码,我帮你挑些上等货色当真对,我知道男人穿什么最性感穿我推荐的衣服,不迷死她才怪你是说,我若穿这条裤子,她会允许我侵犯为什么男人老跟我来这套我是医生,我太太是牧师,这对你很重要是啊,很多申请人都很优秀,但是,带孩子谁也比不上牧师阿门何况还有医生的妙手疗伤圣手牧师,圣经上有写领养孩子吗写了:但做无妨!(模仿圣经句式:)她让他们领养了一个婴孩(原为"你要怀孕生子可以给他起名叫耶稣")(继续:)此乃善举哇我也哇你们工作都责任重大,有时间照顾BB还兼顾你的教友们我的教友们很不错,现在他们能照顾自己当医生很花时间吧我的情况不同谈得如何问题问完了,很满意你们有什么要问她我想问问,你读到满意的申请表,然后告诉代理人编号,然后他们联系到我们我们的系统中用户完全匿名,我们以此为荣应该骄傲,一流别的没什么了那我们俩谈谈我想我们不必谈了,我看了你们的档案就确定要选你们但还想当面见见你们,我决定了,就选他们太棒了,听见吗,听见非常感谢,你将来一定进天堂!好东西!有些胸罩似乎不妥试给我看好等一下,我们是在乔伊的幻想里糟糕,错拿罗斯一袋我那件不见了肯定在罗斯那里,找他拿回来好了如何这次我们没穿一样了!瑞秋帮我选的,她让我相信她真高兴我答应了,一路回头率暴高!别穿成这样有人怕我抢走了女人的目光有人好象变了女人!你嫉妒,你没出风头,失陪,我约会去大家都只看我!不能签为啥?这不对,他们搞错,当我们是别人上帝的安排,凡人懂什么别再冒充!她喜欢我们她喜欢的是钱德医生和莫妮卡牧师回想一下我其实满像牧师作为厨子,我给饥饿的人和穷人提供食物,这不也是为上帝服务你一份牛排卖块毛!机会敲门,不如将错就错,他们都在签协议了我们是冒充的,你竟然理直气壮虽然我们不是她选中的人,但没人比我们更爱那个小娃娃我们到底还要等多久才会有人给我们BB万一永远没人选我们别再节外生枝,我们快成功了我也想要孩子,但她要送出她的心肝宝贝她应该知道对方的真实身份好吧我们跟她摊牌,没准她喜欢的是咱俩本人也许吧,我怎么就不是牧师呢!你是犹太教的差别不大!女士点的戈登沙拉,看来很诱人,真会点男士点的海鲜拼盘,另有一盘薯条,请慢用薯条很美味,你也喜欢吃法国薯条吃吧,我的就是你的好大的清蒸粉蚌对,是我的清蒸粉蚌吃薯条如何真美味你真漂亮,你好甜你捣什么乱!怎么回事我不喜欢别人抢我的东西吃但你说过"我的就是你的"我言不由衷!好吧,对不起,没想到你这么在乎抱歉,反应过激,食物方面我有一些戒律有些事可以做,有些事严禁餐厅很不错你会喜欢的,真高兴你陪我吃饭有趣刚才的事真抱歉,我想说,我真的喜欢你是啊,但是没有喜欢蛤蚌那么多清蒸粉蚌女士要的巧克力甜品,男士的奶酪蛋糕蛋糕红色的是什么鬼东西覆盆子点奶酪蛋糕真够蠢,还说健康食品呢天啊,真好吃给我来一份跟她一样的最后一份了工作电话,我得复机,请便干嘛你不是不和人分享食物才没有,吃点我的我都不能吃你的蛤蚌,你也不能碰我的甜品规则是双向的是吗?我回来时希望它完好无损当然,我能控制自己别再瞪着我!就一小口我甚至不抱歉领养的初步手续就这些了,后续的手续还很多,希望一切顺利孩子的照片是上周给bb拍的B超,你们也许有兴趣看看医生快看签字前我们得谈谈,我们不是你选中的夫妇什么意思代理公司出错,我太太不是牧师,我不是医生啊不可能我可以替你开刀,向你证明我去查档案抱歉失陪你们到底是谁我们是叫莫妮卡,钱德,纽约来的重要的是我们真的很爱这个小孩你们先前跟我撒谎我们起“假誓”看,我真有当牧师的天赋不敢相信我们希望说明真相后你能网开一面把我的宝贝给你们把孩子给两个骗子不必马上决定,请看看我们的档案没兴趣,到此为止Erica请等等,我跟你无话可说你很有理由生气,我们是撒了谎但那是因为我们想要个孩子等太久了我们也不知道下一个机会何年何月才会到来让你的牧师祈祷去吧!考虑一下我们吧,找他们要我们的资料我们姓宾,我太太是大厨,我从事广告业我的确喜欢你们,但你们不该撒谎但你喜欢我们对不对,你没有喜欢错我太太很了不起,有爱心,乐于奉献,关怀他人别告诉她我这么说,而且她一贯正确我爱我太太胜过世上一切事物不能给她个孩子,我难受得要命我很想要孩子,有了孩子以后我会是个好爸爸而我太太,她已经是个好妈妈可惜没孩子你怎么说你还要那孩子吗上帝保佑钱德宾原来这是女人穿的那你还穿软和今天过得如何不太好就咱俩是倒霉蛋,是啊,还有更倒霉的时候呢乔伊从不分享食物
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