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首页 1012 The One With Phoebe's Wedding

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1012 The One With Phoebe's Wedd…

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简介:本文档为《1012 The One With Phoebe's Weddingdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithPhoebe'sWeddingScene:CentralPerkJoey'ssittingonthecouchandPhoebeentersPhoebe:Oh,heyJoeyJoey:Uh,heyPhoebe:Listen,IneedtoaskyousomethingOk,youknowhowmystepdad'sinprisonJoey:(afraid)YeahPhoebe:YeahWell,uhmlistenhewassupposedtogetaweekendfurlough,sohe'dcometotheweddingtomorrow,buthejustcalledanduhmwell,apparentlystabbingIcemanintheexerciseyardjustcouldn'twaittillMondayJoey:Sohecan'tcomePhoebe:No,andsothere'snoonetowalkmedowntheaisleandwell,IwouldjustreallyloveitifyouwoulddoitJoey:SeriouslyPhoebe:Yeah,you'veyouknow,sortofbeenlikeadadtomeImean,you'vealways,youknow,lookedoutformeandsharedyourwisdomJoey:IamprettywisdomousPhoebe:SowhatdoyousayJoey:AreyoukiddingPhoebe,Iwouldbehonored(theyhug)Phoebe:Oh,thankyouIhopeIhopeyouknowhowmuchyoumeantomeJoey:(takesherhand)Listen,Ihopethatyouknow(hasdifficultysayingit)Idon'twantyoutoseeyourfathercry,GOTOYOURROOM!OPENINGCREDITSScene:CentralPerkPhoebeandJoeyaresittingonthecouchAwaitressbringsacoffeeandPhoebewantstopayPhoebe:OhJoey:Ohno,no,no,letyoheroom)Ross:Hey!Monica:HiRoss:Where'sRachMonica:She'sinherroom,whyRoss:Ihavetotalktoheraboutthisgroomsmansituation,okI'mnotgonnawatchChandleruptherewhileI'msittingintheseatslikesomechump!(hegoestoRachel'sroom,knocksthedoorandenterstheroom)(veryfakegasp)Oh!MyGod!You'rebreathtaking!Rachel:Whatd'youwantRoss:Youhaven'tbyanychancechosenagroomsmanyet,haveyouRachel:Oh,Ross,c'mon,please!Don'tmakethisharderthanitalreadyis!Ross:I'mnot!I'mmakingiteasier!Pickme!Rachel:Well,Chandlersaidthatit'sreallyimportanttohimtoo!Ross:Listen,listenWhoeveryoupickisgonnawalkdowntheaislewithyou!Now,IpromiseIwon'tsayaword,butifyoupickChandlerhe'sgonnabewhisperingstupidjokesinyourearthewholetime!Rachel:Oh,youarethelesseroftwoevils!Ross:(wavinghisfistintheairintriumph)YES,YES!Scene:Joey'sapartmentPhoebeistalkingatthephone,MonicaislisteningamusedPhoebe:SvenIdon'tunderstandwhatyou'resaying!WhatiswrongwiththeflowersLorkinsWhatthehellarelorkinsMonica:Iknow(Mikeenterstheroom)Mike:HeyPhoebe:Listen,Mike,ifyouwereSwedishandyouweresayingtheword"lorkins"whatflowerswouldthatbeMike:(thinksamoment)OrchidsPhoebe:Rightthere!That'swhyI'mmarryingyou!(Joeycomesoutfromhisroom)Joey:(toMike)HelloMichaelMike:JosephJoey:MayIhaveawordwithyou,pleaseMike:(lookingaroundtheroom)ThisisgreatJoey:Haveaseat(Mikesitsonhisbed,andJoeytowersoverhimHestartstalkinginanItaliangodfathertypevoice)Lastnight,Itriedtowelcomeyouintomyfamilyandinstead,youdisrespectme(shakeshishead)IcannotallowthisMike:(notamused)AreyourehearsingforsomereallybadmafiamovieJoey:MorebacktalkAndyes,Imaybeborrowingafewlinesfrommyrecentunsuccessfulauditionfor"FamilyHonor:ThissaTimeItsaPersonal"Mike:Joey,Ikindahavealottodotoday,whatdoyouwantJoey:Iwantyoutotakethisseriously!Phoebeisveryveryimportanttome,okAndIwannamakesurethatyouaregonnatakecareofherMike:(getsup)Joe,IlovePhoebeShe'sthesinglemostimportantthinginmylifeI'ddiebeforeIletanythinghappentoherJoey:(verysatisfiedandsmiling)That'swhatIwantedtohear!Becauseshe'sfamily,ok,andnowyou'regonnabefamily,andthereisnothingmoreimportantinthewholeworld,thanfamilyMike:ThatmusthavebeenonelousymovieJoey:(almostcrying)ThatwasME!Scene:MonicaandChandler'sapartmentChandlerispacingandRachelwalksinRachel:HiChandler:Hey,canItalktoyouaboutthisgroomsmanthingIfyoupickRoss,he'llwalkyoudowntheislejustfineButifyouchooseme,you'llbegettingsomecomedy!Rachel:Evenso,IthinkI'mgonnapickRossChandler:Letmetellyouwhyyouneedtopickme(GoestositonthecouchfacingbackwardstothekitchenRachelgetsachairandsitsoppositehim)See,whenIwasakid,Iwasalwaysleftoutofeverything,youknow,anditreallymademefeelinsecureYouknow,IwasalwayspickedlastingymEvenbehindthatbigfatexchangestudentwhodidn'tevenknowtherulestobaseballImean,thisguywouldstrikeoutandthenruntothirdAnyway,IfI'mtheonlyoneleftoutofthiswedding,IjustknowthatallthosefeelingsaregonnacomerushingbackRachel:Allrightfine,IpickyouChandler:(Gettingupandraisinghisfistinvictory)YYYEEESSS!Make"groom"forChandlerRachel:(notamusedbyhispunbutforcingasmileanyway)OhmyScene:JoeyandRachel'sapartmentPhoebeisonthephoneandMonicaisnonchalantly"mindingherownbusiness"Phoebe:No!We'regonnadoitmyway(listens)Becauseyourwayisstupid!AlrightIgottago,Ihaveanothercall,Reverend(switchescalls)Hello(MikeandJoeycomeoutofJoey'sroom)Joey:I'mgladwehadthislittletalkMike:YesYeahandthanksforalltheweddingnightadvice(walksaway)Thatdidn'tmakemeuncomfortableatall!Alright,soI'llseeeverybodytonightPhoebe:OkayMonica:Bye(Mikeopensthedoorandthereisagiganticicesculpturestandinginthedoorway)Mike:Uhm,didyouguysknowthatthereisagianticesculptureinthehallPhoebe:OhmyGod,what'sitdoinghereMonica:(Obviouslyenjoyingthissetback)Ugh,Iguessitgotsenttothebillingaddressasopposedtotheshippingaddress(bynowshecanbarelykeepherselffromsmiling)Uh!WhatapicklePhoebe:(startingtopanic)OhmyGod,everythingissuchamessWhyisthishappeningtomeJoey:(staringattheicesculpture)Howbaddoyouwanttostickyourtongueonthat(Theyallglareathim)Scene:CentralPerkRossisgettingcoffeeatthecounterChandlerwalksinChandler:How'sitgoingRoss:(smilingtohimself)GoodI'mjustgettingsomecoffeeSoI'malertfortheweddingChandler:(smilingtohimselftoo)That'swhatIwasdoingtooRoss:(barelycontaininghimselfatthispoint)Well,youhavefuntonightChandler:YoutooRoss:Oh,IwillChandler:Metoo(Theywalkpassedeachother,Rosstowardsthedoor,Chandlertowardsthecounter,suddenlytheyturnaroundtofaceeachother)Ross:Waitaminute,IknowwhyI'mbeingsuchanass,whyareyouChandler:I'mnotsupposedtotellyouRoss:I'mnotsupposedtotellyou!(CuttoJoeyandRachel'sapartmentChandlerandRossstorminlookingveryunhappy)Chandler:Youtoldusbothwecouldbeinthewedding(theybothstareatRachel)Rachel:Well,inmydefense,youwerenotsupposedtotelleachotherRoss:Rachel,onlyoneofuscandoit,youhavetochooseYouandmetogetheragain(hewinksatherandRachellooksdisgusted)Chandler:Rach,Rach,knockknockRachel:Who'sthereChandler:I'lltellyouattheweddingRachel:Uh(Mikewalksin)Mike:Hey,IforgotmyscarfRachel:Youknowwhat,Ican'tdothisIdon'tknowwhichoneofyouguystopickMike:Oh,youhaven'tpickedyetOhgood,'causeIhadanideaIthoughtitwouldbefunifthethirdgroomsmanwasmyfamilydogChappyRoss:WhatAdogNo!Rachelgetstochoose(alleyesturntoRachel)Rachel:(sarcastic)Wow,thisisatoughoneIthinkI'mgonnahavetogowiththedog(RossandChandlerlookshocked)(CuttoPhoebewhoisinthelivingroom,stillonthephone)Phoebe:Alright,wait,sowhatyou'resayingisthatthechefisattheHamiltonClub,butthefoodisnotandthedrinksarethere,butthebartenderisnotAreyou,areyouFREAKINGKIDDINGME!Monica:(enjoyingwhatshe'sseeing)How'sitgoingPhoebe:(toMonica)HelpmeMonica:WhatPhoebe:IwantyoutobeCrazyBitchagainMonica:(Soundsmoved)ReallyPhoebe:(Nearlyintears)PleaseMonica:YoureallywantmetocomebackPhoebe:MorethanIwannagetmarriedMonica:Okpeople,wearebackinbusiness!(Getsherheadsetoutofherpurse)OhGod,we'vemissedyousoomuch!(takesallthenotesfromPhoebe)Ok,goandgetyourhairandmakeupdone,andI'lltakecareofeverything(Joeywalksin)Joey:Hey,whatareyouguysgonnadoPhoebe:(soundsscaredalready)AboutwhatJoey:TheblizzardIjustsawonthenews,it'sliketheworstsnowstorminyears!Theyalreadyclosedallthebridgesandtunnels(Opensthecurtainstorevealasnowstormoutside)Monica:Ooh!ButthebandandthephotographerarecomingallthewayinfromNewJersey!Joey:Idon'tthinktheyareRoss:(toRachel)Haha!Lookslikeyou'renotgoingtobeintheweddingeither(LooksatPhoebe)SosorryPheebsScene:Monica'sapartmentTheyareallsittingaroundMonica:(Puttingdownherphone)Well,theclublostit'spowerJoey:Yeahaccordingtothenews,mostofthecitydidRachel:SincewhendoyouwatchthenewsJoey:Uh,foryourinformation,sincetheyhiredaveryhotweathergirlRoss:(ToPhoebeandMike)Ican'tbelieveyouguysaren'tgoingtobeabletogetmarriedtodayPhoebe:IknowRachel:Wow,youknow,it'ssobeautifuloutthereYoualwayswantedtogetmarriedoutsideWhydon'tyouguysjustdoitonthestreetPhoebe:WhatRachel:Well,look,it'shardlysnowinganymoreImeanyoucouldn'taskforamoreromanticsettingThiscouldbethesimpleweddingyou'vealwayswanted!Phoebe:(TurningtoMike)WhatdoyouthinkMike:IthinkIwannagetmarriedtoyoutodayPhoebe:Metoo!(turningtoMonica)Monica,doyouthinkwecoulddoitMonica:(thinking)AFFIRMATIVE!Scene:OutsideTheyareabunchofpeoplearrangingchairs,shovelingsnowandmakingotherpreparationsMonica:(walkingaroundwithherheadsetstillon)OKLET'SGETTHESECHAIRSOUTHERE!Gunther,hittheChristmaslights(HedoessoandthelightsabovethechairslightupMonicalookssatisfied)Okay,wholefttheicesculpture(picksupapieceoficefromtheground)ONTHESTEAMGRATE(nobodyanswers)Mike'smom:Michael!Mike:Hey!YoumadeitGreat!Chappy!Hi!(kisseshisdad)Hi!(kisseshismom)Mom,Iknowgettingmarriedinthestreetisn'tsomethingyouapproveofMike'smom:NoIt'slovelyThelightsandthesnowIcouldlookatthemforeverMike'sdad:(leansintowardsMike)Icrushedapillandputitinherdrink(tohiswife)Comeon,sweetheartMike:(toChandlerandRoss)Youknow,Chappy'stoosmalltohandleallthissnowSomeone'sgonnahavetowalkhimdowntheaisleChandler:Sotechnically,wouldthispersonbeintheweddingMike:IguessChandlerandRoss:I'lldoit!Ross:No,butChandler,helloAren'tyouscaredofdogsChandler:I'mnotscared(movestowardsMikeandChappy)I'lljusttakelittleChappyand(hebacksout)HECANSENSEMYFEARMYTHROATISEXPOSEDRoss:(takesChappyfromMike)Well,IguessI'mintheweddingthenHahaaa(smellsChappy)Hestinks!Monica:LevelalertIrepeat,levelThisisnotadrillOkaywe'vegotasituationTheministerjustcalledHe'ssnowedinHecan'tmakeitMike:Oh,no!Joey:Ohhey,don'tworryI'mstillordainedfromyourweddingMonica:ReallyJoey:Yeah,you'dthinkI'dgiveupbeingaministerandstartpayingtoridethesubwayUhhuhRoss:Uhm,ministersdon'tridethesubwayforfreeJoey:IhadtoreadtheBibleprettycarefully,butyeahwedoMonica:Okay,ifJoeydoestheceremony,thenwehavetofindsomeoneelsetowalkPhoebedowntheisleChandler:(quickly)I'lldoitRoss:I'llChandler:(toRoss)Nahaha(toChappy)Nehehe(RossmovesChappytoChandler,whoquicklybacksaway)AhahMonica:Okay,MikeandJoey,getinpositionChandler,comewithme(theywalkoff,RosslooksdowntoChappy,whohe'sholdingandhegetsawhiffofthedog'ssmellHeisclearlydisgustedbyit)(CuttoinsideCentralPerkwhereRachelishelpingPhoebeChandlerandMonicaenter)Monica:Okay,Joey'sdoingtheceremonyandChandler'sgivingyouawayPhoebe:Oh,okayHinewdad(Chandlerwaves)Monica:So,you'rereadytodothisPhoebe:Uhuh,uhuhOhmyGod!ThisisreallyhappeningRachel:OhPhoebe,I'msohappyforyouhoney(shegivesherakiss)Phoebe:Oh,thankyouMonica:Iloveyou(Phoebeleansintokissher)Oh,wait,wait,wait!NohugsThedressesOhwhatthehell(thegirlshug)Phoebe:IloveyouguysRachelandMonica:IloveyouMonica:Okay(inhermicrophone)It'szerohourAllteamsexecuteonmycount(toall)Let'sgetthisbadboyontheroadChandler:(toMonica)IsitokaythatIwantyoutowearthatheadsetinbedtonightMonica:(checkingherclipboard)IhaveyouscheduledfornudityathoursChandler:Ohyeah!(Monicawalksoutside)Monica:OkayMarjorie,hitit(Awomanwithasteeldrumandaguywithaxylophonestartplayinganinstrumentalversionof"Can'tHelpFallingInLove"byElvisPresleyAbridesmaidandagroomsmanwalkdowntheisleNextareRachelandRoss,whocarriesChappyinhisarms)Rachel:GeezRoss,youcouldhaveshoweredRoss:It'sthedog(wecuttoMonica)Monica:Groomsman,groomsman,whyareyoujuststandingthere,whereisyourbridesmaid(intomicrophone)We'vegotabrokenarrowBridesmaiddown!(realizes)Oh,that'sme(ShewalksdowntheaislewiththegroomsmanWecuttoinsideCentralPerk,wherePhoebeandChandlerarewaiting)Chandler:ReadyPhoebe:(nervously)OkayChandler:OkayPhoebe:Ohwait,ohnoWait(Shetakesoffthecoatshewaswearingoverherweddingdress,whichisvioletandhasadarkershadepetticoatunderneathwhichshowsatonesidewherethedressislifteduptoabouttheheightofherhipandconnectedtothepetticoatShe'swearingaveiloverhercurlyhairandalowcuttopwithstrapsonlyjusthangingoverhershoulders)Chandler:Wow!Aren'tyougonnabecoldPhoebe:Idon'tcareI'llbemysomethingblueChandler:YoulookbeautifulPhoebe:Thankyou(TheystarttoleaveCentralPerkThebandstartstoplay"Here,ThereandEverywhere"bytheBeatlesThecrowdrisesfromtheirseatsPhoebeandChandlerwalkdowntheaislePhoebereallyglowswithhappinessSodoesMikewhowatchesherwalkdowntheisleWhenPhoebeandChandlerarrive,theykissandPhoebewalkstoherbridesmaids)Mike:MyGod!Aren'tyoufreezingPhoebe:Naah(themusicends)Joey:Friends,family,dogThankyouallforbeingheretowitnessthisblessedeventThecoldhasnowspreadtomyspecialplacesoI'mgonnadotheshortversionofthisPhoebeandMikeareperfectforeachotherAndIknowIspeakforeveryoneherewhenIwishthemalifetimeofhappinessWhohastherings(oneofthegroomsmengivestheringstoJoey)Joey:(whisperingtoPhoebe)OkayPhoebe:WhenIwasgrowingup,Ididn'thaveanormalmomanddad,oraregularfamilylikeeverybodyelse,andIalwaysknewthatsomethingwasmissingButnowI'mstandingheretoday,knowingthatIhaveeverythingI'mevergonnaneedYouaremyfamily(SheputstheringonMikesfinger)Mike:Phoebeyou'resobeautifulYou'resokind,you'resogenerousYou'resowonderfullyweirdEverydaywithyouisanadventure,andIcan'tbelievehowluckyIam,andIcan'twaittosharemylifewithyouforever(HeputstheringonPhoebe'sfinger)Phoebe:Ohwait,ohIforgotanduhmIloveyouandyouhaveniceeyesMike:IloveyoutooRoss:UhJoeyJoey:YeahRoss:Chappy'sheartratehasslowedwaydownJoey:Oh,okayPhoebe,doyoutakethismantobeyourhusbandPhoebe:Ido(Joeyhasa"Yeahyoudo"smileonhisface)Joey:Mike,doyoutakethiswomantobeyourwifeMike:IdoJoey:Inowpronounceyouhusbandandwife(PhoebeandMikekiss)Phoebe:Igotmarried!(everyoneapplauds)Couldsomeonegetmeacoat,I'mfreakingfreezing(MiketakesoffhiscoattogivetoPhoebeandthesteelbandplays"TheWeddingSong")COMMERCIALBREAKScene:ThehallwaybetweenthetwoapartmentsChandlerandJoeyarewalkingupthestairsChandler:ThatreallywasanincredibleweddingJoey:Itwas,yeahIkindofdon'twantittoendHey,youwannacomeinforadrinkandabiteofcorsageChandler:I'dloveto,butit'shoursandI'mabouttohavethemostorganizedsexanyone'severhadJoey:NiceOhhey,whataboutRossChandler:Idon'tknowMaybehehookedupwiththathotgirlhewastalkingto(cuttothestreetinfrontofCentralPerkwhereRossiswalkingChappyHehasaplasticbaginhishand)Ross:ComeonChappy,doyourbusinessMAKE!MAAKE!IdidnotsignonforthisTHEEND菲比的婚礼嘿,Joey我有点事要跟你商量你还记得我继父在监狱里的事吧恩这个周末他本来有个假期的,这样明天他就能来参加我的婚礼了但是他刚刚打电话来说嗯他在操场上捅了一个送冰的家伙。他就不能忍到礼拜一吗!这么说他来不了了吗对。这么一来就没人挽着我走过红地毯了。所以嗯嗯我很希望你能挽着我真的对你知道一直以来我都把你当作父亲一样我是说你一直以来都很照顾我和我一起分享你的智慧我的确很有智慧。所以你觉得呢当然这是我的荣幸Phoebe哦谢啦。我希望你能够了解你对我来说有多么重要。听着我希望我希望你知道我不想让你看到爸爸哭的样子。回自己的房间去!哦别别别让爸爸来付。哦是我的婚礼策划人。她快把我逼疯了。喂嘿ok,行了行了别这么大声嚷嚷!Ok,那就比目鱼好了。好吧三文鱼也行,随便什么都好。我无所谓。可我有所谓!好吧我不在乎听你的好了。你刚才挂我的电话来着好了听着我要你在晚上十八点整的时候准时到达婚礼彩排的现场。Uhuh,ok,那是几点钟啊你不知道军用时刻(小时制)吗哦当时我在接受导弹训练所以没学到。减就行了。Ok那减去就是。点钟!哦等一下。好,我是Geller不,我说过了一定要在点之前送到。再见。天哪做一个冰雕有那么难么冰雕太隆重了吧。我跟你说过我只想要一个简单的婚礼就好。放心好了,亲爱的。一切都包在我身上。为了你我会尽量把这一天弄得特别一些。好了,我打算让港湾乐队(theHarbours)穿成白色。港湾乐队不是我朋友Margery来敲钢鼓的吗哦,她退出了。她退出了为什么我叫她这么做的。钢鼓和高雅的婚礼不太搭调而且Margery的体味太浓了。嘿!西藏独立之后她会洗澡的。嘿。你看起来真美。我真高兴在婚礼之前能有这么一次彩排。我打算在把这些食物吃下去之前好好跟它们演习一下。嘿,还记得你答应过要送给我们的礼物是什么吗?不开无聊的玩笑。我以为那只是在正式的婚礼上。先演习一下吧。嗨。真高兴你们都来了。哦,我我只打算握个手。所以你把手顶在我的裤裆上没错。好了,Rach,Emma呢哦,Monica让我把她送到我妈那里去了。显然婴儿和婚礼可掺合不到一块儿。你还在为你那烦人的小家伙哭哭啼啼的Pheebs,待会儿(在致酒时)你要说快点。记住跟每个人都是秒。你和这些家伙天天见面(没什么可说的)嘿,你们是Mike的父母吧是的。眼看着我们的小家伙们都长这么大了是吧?你说什么我们做父母的一方面替他们感到高兴,但另一方面心里又难免有点舍不得。你到底是谁啊嘿我也不喜欢你们ok我是看在孩子们的面子上才跟你们客气的。你知道我刚想起什么吗咱俩还没有被分配在婚礼上的任务呢。对啊我觉得咱们会是伴郎。但都到这会儿了他们怎么还不跟咱俩说呢你什么时候知道你是伴娘的呃月我觉得情况有点不妙。嘿,Pheebs干吗呃,你还没有告诉他们俩在婚礼上要做什么呢。哦,那个,他们不会出现在婚礼仪式上。什么呃,气氛有点尴尬。哦,这儿没我的事儿了。真对不起你们但Mike有一个哥哥而且还有他在学校的死党,所以如果这么说能让你们好受一点,你们两个是头号候补就差那么一点。哦,天哪以前在选花样滑冰队员(女子运动项目)的时候就是这样。我是说水上芭蕾(还是女子运动项目)我的意思是平衡木(仍旧是女子运动项目)帮帮忙橄榄球!谢了。噢,Pheebs,赶快吐出来。那里面有猪肉。我记得那个砂锅应该是全素的。啊,是的但我做了点变动。我发传真告诉你了。可是我根本没有传真机啊。哈!那你可能会发现有一些意外。我简直不敢相信只有我们俩个不会出现在仪式上。是啊我讨厌被冷落。要知道这是一个婚礼!如果缺了我感觉会很奇怪的。嘿,你们俩怎么样还好啦。这不我们正坐着呢就我们俩无所事事。我们在为明天做彩排呢。嘿关于明天我有个问题问你们。我刚知道我的一个伴郎出了点急事所以不能来了。出什么事了管那么多干嘛!所以所以我在想也许你们两个人中的一个能我来替他!不,不。我,我!你们两个都想做呃,只有一个名额。选我!我适合穿燕尾服而且我这模样也不会抢你的镜头。不,Mike,不。选我!我的意思是,瞧!呃,我不太习惯来做这种决定。Phoebe更了解你们,我会让她来选。嗯如果是Phoebe来选的话,你现在就可以跟Mike的新伴郎打招呼了。哦,我会的。但我要先找一面镜子因为这个人就是我。省省吧,你逊死了。你更逊他们在选花样滑冰队员的时候就是这么说你的?我不知道我没被选上。明天我会扮演Phoebe的继父,你知道吧知道。很感谢你能这么做。哦嘿这是我的荣幸。那好你对我的Phoebe有什么企图我“企图”跟她结婚。哦你这一拳打得还挺聪明。照我的理解你似乎打算靠弹钢琴来养活老婆这种工作好像不太稳定。哦跟演戏比起来还算好啦。第二拳。你说得对。我可能需要她来养活。嘿,除非我们搬去跟你一起住,爸爸。第三拳。你只有最后一次机会了Mike。怎么样你决定了没有我决定要去厕所。Mike没跟你说吗有个伴郎来不了了你要在我们两个人里选一个来代替他参加仪式。哦,不。你们两个叫我怎么选啊。你们对我来说同样重要。的确重要差一点就能参加原定的婚礼了。我没法选。这太哦,ok,等一下。Rach!呃,我需要你作为伴娘替我选样东西。太棒了!选什么嗯,现在伴郎有一个空缺你需要在Ross和Chandler中间选一个。所以祝你好运。什么,什么不,不要,我不想选这个。好吧,我想我只好去另找一个新的伴娘了。我来!Ok,现在是:。到你敬酒的时间了。我能不能先去一下洗手间你的小便时间是:。要专时专用,Mike现在关于致酒词要尽量简短一些。婚礼彩排的时候没有什么比又臭又长的致酒词更烦人了。你要做的就是:上场干活然后走人。你跟Chandler也这么说现在已经:了,而且我一点也不觉得好笑。新郎和新娘要说“两”句。Ok嗨大家好,很高兴各位今晚能够光临。明天就是正式的婚礼了。大家可能还不知道我和Mike的开始一点也不精彩。呃,是这样的。当时Joey和我决定相互替对方介绍朋友。所以呢,我,我我我当时仔细考虑了半天然后决定把我的朋友Marialen介绍给他。Marialen今晚没有来因为她这不重要她总之呢,Joey说他要介绍他的朋友Mike给我认识但他并不认识什么叫Mike的朋友。所以他呢就把我的Mike,呃带去了然后尽管如此呃,结果呢结果还不错。Ok,我想要在这里用一点点时间来缅怀一下我的母亲。她今晚不能出席因为哦,天哪。呃,缅怀时间结束。好了ok,呃哦,这个就不说了,我可以跳过这里,然后哦,这个很有意思,哦但首先你得知道哦,好吧ok,我Ok,Monica,我再也受不了了!这是我的婚礼!Ok我不需要这样,或者这样,或者这样,ok我要的只是一个简单的婚礼我要我的未婚夫能够随心所欲地上厕所!你知道吗你玩完了。什么你被炒了!干杯!嘿!新婚快乐!哦,也祝你快乐。Ok,Joey,听着,从现在开始这里是伴娘的地盘明白了吗我们要在卫生间里面做头发然后哦,我要把冰箱里的东西挪一下给襟花腾出地方。噢,真是的!早知道有襟花我就不吃早饭了。呃,关于昨晚,我知道你压力很大所以尽管你说的话让我有点伤心我的意思是好吧,我愿意复职。哦,还是算了吧。我觉得如果你只做伴娘的话情况会好得多。哦既然你这么说ok如果你真这么想的话好吧给你这个耳机。我还是不太想给你这个耳机。还有就是如果你要接手的话,你大概需要回复这些信息。哇,真不少啊。我相信你能处理它们。我是说尽管我曾经获得过组织技能的证书但是呢我相信你肯定没问题。你获得过证书是我用自己的电脑打印出来的嘿。嗨。Rach呢她在自己的房间,有事吗我要跟她谈谈关于那个伴郎的问题,ok我可不想像个傻子一样坐在那儿看着Chandler在婚礼上露脸。啊,天哪,你简直美得令人窒息。你想干嘛你还没决定伴郎的人选吧哦,Ross,求你了。我已经很为难了你就别再添乱了。我没有啊。我是在让事情简单化,选我!可是,Chandler也说这个机会对他十分重要。听着,无论你选谁你要知道你选的这个人将要跟你一起走过红地毯我可以保证到时候我一个字也不会说但如果你选Chandler的话,他肯定会一直在你耳朵旁边嘀咕他那些无聊的玩笑。哦,那倒是。他比你还祸害。Stan,我不知道你在说什么。花又有什么问题了LorgansLorgans是什么见鬼的玩意我知道。嘿嘿,Mike,如果你是瑞典人,你用lorgans来代表一种花,会是什么花呢兰花(Orchids)真棒,我就是因为这个才嫁给你的。你好,MichaelJoseph我能跟你说两句吗这里真是棒极了。坐。昨天晚上,我试着欢迎你进入我们的家族。然而你对我很不尊重。我不能容忍这一点。你是在排练什么劣制黑社会电影吗还敢顶嘴。没错最近我是参加了一次《Onitu家族》续集的试镜,我从剧本中挑了两句。Joey,我今天比较忙,你到底想要干嘛我想要你认真一点。Phoebe对我来说非常非常的重要,ok我要你保证你会好好照顾她。Joe,我爱Phoebe在我的生命中没有什么比她更重要。我宁死也不会让她受到任何伤害。这才是我想听的。因为我当她是家里人ok现在你也要成为家里的一份子了。在世界上没有什么事比家庭更重要。那个电影可真是烂得可以。不是台词是我说的!嘿,我能跟你商量一下伴郎的事吗?如果你选Ross,你知道的,你们俩只能安安静静地走过红地毯。但如果你选我的话你可就有乐子听了。即便如此,我想我还是选Ross。我来告诉你为什么你要选我。当我还是个孩子的时候无论做什么我总是被冷落的一个。你要知道这种经历总是让我缺乏安全感。在运动场上我永远都是被人家挑剩下的那个,就算是那个交换学生那个连什么是棒球也不知道的傻大个儿也排在我前面。那个家伙一打着球撂下球棒就朝三垒上跑。总之如果我成为唯一一个不能参加婚礼的人,以前那些凄惨的回忆就会再次浮现在眼前。好吧我选你。终于有Chandler的一席之地了。(MakegroomforChandler,groom和room谐音)噢,我的天哪!不,要照我说的做。因为你的办法太笨了。好了有电话正打进来我要挂了牧师。喂。这次小小的谈话还算愉快。是啊,没错。对了谢谢你关于洞房的那些建议。我一点都不觉得尴尬。好了就这样吧。大家晚上见喽。呃,你们知道在走廊里有个大号的冰雕么?哦天哪为什么会在这儿的?呃,我猜是送货的家伙把投递地址和付款人地址搞混了。哦,真是个蠢货!我的天哪!什么事都是一团糟。为什么这些事情会发生在我身上?你们想不想用舌头去舔舔它你怎么样我很好啊。我来要点咖啡喝这样我能在婚礼上清醒一点。我也是这么打算的。那好今晚玩得高兴点。你也是。哦,我会的。我也会的。慢着,我知道自己为什么这么得意。但你为什么也这样?我不能告诉你。你同时答应我们两个人参加仪式?我的解释是,你们不应该告诉对方的!Rachel,只有一个人可以参加婚礼仪式。你必须要选一个。你和我,我们又能在一起了。Rach,Rach,咚,咚(敲门声)是谁啊在婚礼上我再告诉你。嘿我忘戴围巾了。我做不来我真的不知道应该选谁。哦你还没选好呢。我倒是有个好主意。我觉得如果由我们家的狗Chappy来担任伴郎的话肯定很有意思。什么,一只狗不,让Rachel来选。真是难以抉择啊。看起来我只有选那只狗了。等一下你是说厨子已经到Hamilton俱乐部了但食物还没有送到?饮料和酒水已经送到了但男招待还没有到?你他妈的开什么玩笑!怎么样了帮帮我什么我想让你做回疯婆子。真的求你了。你真想让我回来嗯,胜过我想结婚。Ok,伙计们,我们回来了。哦天哪,我可想死你了。Ok,去做你的头发吧。这儿一切交给我好了。嘿,你们打算怎么办什么怎么办暴风雪啊。刚才电视上说这是年来最大的一场暴风雪。所有的桥和隧道都关闭了。可是乐队和摄像师还要从新泽西赶过来呢!看来他们够呛。哈哈,看起来你恐怕也参加不了仪式了吧。真遗憾啊,Pheebs俱乐部停电了。是啊听新闻说市里大部分地区都停电了。你从什么时候开始看起新闻来了呃告诉你好了从那个靓女开始主持天气预报的时候。真不敢相信你们两个今天的婚礼办不成了。哇你们看哪外面真的好美。你不是总想在户外举行婚礼吗?你们俩干嘛不干脆在街上结婚呢?什么看哪雪几乎已经停了。我想没有比这更加浪漫的布景了。这不正是你一直想要的简单的婚礼吗?你认为呢我只想今天就跟你结婚。我也是。Monica,你觉得这样可行吗赞成。Ok大家把椅子都搬出来。Gunther,把圣诞用的灯饰都打亮。Ok,是哪个家伙把冰雕放在热水井旁边的Michael嘿,你们来了。太好了。Chappy!妈妈,我知道在大街上结婚这种事肯定不合你的脾气不这挺有趣儿的又是灯又是雪的。我怎么看都看不够。我刚才在她的饮料里下了点药。来吧,亲爱的。你们看,Chappy太弱小了它恐怕难以应付这一地的积雪,到时候需要有人抱着它。那么,就定义来说这个人也算参加了婚礼仪式吧我想是吧我来。等等Chandlerhello,你不是害怕狗吗谁说我害怕。我只要抱着小Chappy然后它知道我害怕它!我的嗓子都翻出来了!哦,那么我猜出现在婚礼上的人就是我喽。哈哈!它好臭。一级警报!重复,一级警报,这不是演习!我们碰到难题了,牧师刚才打电话来说他被大雪困住赶不过来了。哦不是吧。嘿,甭担心。我在你们结婚那会儿获得的牧师资格到现在还有效。真的是啊。你认为我会放弃牧师资格吗?那样的话我坐地铁就不能免票了!呃,牧师坐地铁也不能免票的。我仔细研究过圣经的,没错我们不用买票。Ok,如果让Joey来主持婚礼的话,那我们还需要有个人来挽着Phoebe。我来!啊哈哈Ok,Mike和Joey,各就各位。Chandler,跟我来。Ok,Joey负责主持婚礼,你由Chandler负责。哦,ok。嗨,新爹。那么,你准备好了么Uhuhn。哦天哪这一切都是真的。哦,Phoebe,我真替你高兴,亲爱的。我爱你。Oh,等等不要抱当心礼服!管它的。来吧!我爱你们亲爱的。Ok,现在是:。各小组听我的指令行事。我们开始吧!我想让你今晚戴着这副耳机上床你不反对吧呃,根据计划我的裸体时间被安排在:。噢耶。Ok,Margery,开始敲你的吧。天哪,Ross,你就不能先洗个澡吗。是狗身上的味!伴郎,为什么只有你一个人站在这儿伴娘呢我们遇到情况了,伴娘失踪了。噢,是我自己。准备好了么Ok哦,等一下,哦,等等。哇,你不觉得冷吗我不在乎。我要做自己的“somethingblue”(象征新娘纯洁的宝物)你看起来美极了。谢谢。天哪你不冷吗不。朋友们家人们狗儿。感谢你们能够到场来见证这一场天赐的姻缘。冷空气已经蔓延到我“那里”了所以我会长话短说。Phoebe和Mike是完美的一对儿。我相信在场的每一个人都会和我一样祝愿他们一生幸福。戒指在我成长的过程中,我不曾拥有真正的父爱和母爱或者和别人一样拥有一个正常的家庭我总是觉得自己缺少了些什么然而现在,我站在这里,我知道自己已经得到了自己所需要的一切你就是我的家人。Phoebe,你是这么的美丽这么的善良这么的大方。古怪的你是那么的迷人。和你在一起的每一天都像是一次探险。我简直不敢相信自己是如此地幸运。我迫不急待地想要和你分享自己的生命直到永远。哦等一下我忘了说我爱你。还有你的眼睛很漂亮。我也爱你。呃,Joey。Chppy的心脏越跳越慢了。Phoebe,你愿意这个男人成为你的丈夫吗我愿意。Mike,你愿意这个女人成为你的妻子吗我愿意。我现在正式宣布你们结为夫妻。我结婚了!谁递给我件衣服我快要冻僵了。真是场让人难以置信的婚礼。是啊的确。我真不想让它就那么结束。嘿,你想来喝一杯吗还有一些襟花可以吃。我很想去但现在已经:了我现在要去经历一次有史以来最有组织的性爱。好样的。嘿,Ross呢我不知道。刚才他还在跟一个辣妹聊天来着大概两个人搞在一起了吧。快点,Chappy,拜托你快点解决了吧,拉啊!我参加婚礼可不是为了做这个
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