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首页 117 The One With Two Parts, Part 2

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简介:本文档为《117 The One With Two Parts, Part 2doc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithTwoParts,PartOpeningCreditsScene:AnEmergencyRoom,RachelandMonicaenter RachelislimpingandleaningonMonicaforsupportRachel:OwowowOwowowowOwowowOwOwOwOw(TheyreachthedeskTheborednursethinksshe'shearditallbefore)Monica:HiUh,myfriendherewastakingdownourChristmaslights,andandshefelloffthebalconyandmayhavebrokenherfootororankleorsomethingNurse:MygodYoustillhaveyourChristmaslightsup(Rachelglaresatthenurse,whogivesMonicaaformattachedtoaclipboard)Nurse:Fillthisoutandbringitbacktome(MonicahelpsRachelovertoavacantseat)Rachel:OwowowOwowowOwowow(Monicastartsontheform,whileRachelcatchesherbreathandmassagesherankle)Monica:Okay,ooh,alrightName,addressOkay,incaseofemergency,callRachel:YouMonica:ReallyRachel:YeahMonica:Oh,thatissosweet(Touched,sheputsanarmaroundherfriendandkissesher)Ohgosh,loveyouInsuranceRachel:Oh,yeah,checkitDefinitely,IwantsomeofthatMonica:(Nolongertouched)youdon'thaveinsuranceRachel:Why,howmuchisthisgonnacostMonica:Ihavenoidea,butXraysalonecouldbeacouplehundreddollarsRachel:earsago,ifsomebodyhadsaidtome,here'satomatothatlookslikeaprune,I'dsay"getoutofmyoffice!"Ross:Dad,beforeIwasborn,didyoufreakoutatallMrGeller:I'mnotfreakingout,I'mjustsaying,ifsomebodyhadcometomewiththeideaandndashRoss:Dad,dad,dad,I'mtalkin'aboutthewholeuh,babythingDidyouuh,evergetthissortofpanicky,"OhmygodI'mgonnabeafather"kindofathingMrGeller:NoYourmotherreallydidtheworkIwasbusywiththebusinessIwasn'taroundthatmuchIsthatwhatthisisaboutRoss:No,no,Dad,IwasjustwonderingMrGeller:'Causethere'stimetomakeupforthatWecandostufftogetherYoualwayswantedtogotothatColonialWilliamsburgHow'boutwedothatRoss:Thanks,Dad,really,Ijuyouknow,Ijust,Ijustneededtoknow,umwhendidyoustarttofeellikeafatherMrGeller:Oh,well,I,IguessitmustabeenthedayafteryouwerebornWewereinthehospitalroom,yourmotherwasasleep,andtheybroughtyouinandgaveyoutomeYouwerethisuglylittleredthing,andallofasuddenyougrabbedmyfingerwithyourwholefistAndyousqueezedit,sotightAndthat'swhenIknew(Rossissomovedbyhisfather'scharmingstory,thathestopseating)MrGeller:Soyoudon'twannagotoWilliamsburgRoss:No,wecangotoWilliamsburgMrGeller:EatyourfishScene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaisjustgettingoffoftheintercomandturnsofftheTVwhichisstillintheSAPmodeMonica:Rachel,thecutedoctorsarehereRachel:(enteringfromherroom)Okay,coming!(MonicaopensthedoorforDrMitchellandDrGeoffrey)Monica:Hi,comeoninDrMitchell:HeyMonica:Hi,GeoffreyRachel:HiDrRosen:Ahhere,webroughtwineDrMitchell:Lookatthis,it'sfromthecellarsofErnestandTovaBorgnine,sohowcouldweresistRachel:Oh,that'sgreatLookatthatDrRosen:So,Monica,how'stheankleMonica:It'suh(Racheldiscreetlycoughstowarnher)Monica(asRachel):well,whydon'tyoutellthemAfterallit,isyourankleRachel(asMonica):Youknowwhat,it'sfeelingalotbetter,thankyou,umWell,listen,whydon'tyoutwositdownand,andwe'llgetyousomeglassesokay(Theydon'tknowwhattodowiththeircoatsandMonicapointstothelivingroom)STAT!(RacheljoinsMonicawhoisinthekitchenarea,openingthewinebottleRachelchecksthatthedoctorsaren'tlistening,thenlowershervoiceanyway)Rachel:Okay,listen,I'mthinking,whydon'twejusttellthemwhowereallyareImean,it'llbefine,Ireallythinkit'llbefineMonica:ItwillnotbefineWe'llgetintroubleRachel:Oh,Monica!WouldyoustopbeingsuchawussMonica:AwussExcusemeforlivingintherealworld,okay(Backatthecouch,DrMitchellandDrRosenhaveconcernsoftheirown)DrMitchell:SoDrRosen:SotheysssstillseemnormalDrMitchell:That'sbecausetheyareDrRosen:(Nervously)okay,butyouhavetoadmitthateverytimewegooutWomenwemeetatthehospitalItturnsintoDrMitchell:WillyarelaxLookaroundNopaganaltars,nopilesofbonesinthecorners,they'refine(Baringhisteethtocleanthemwithhisfinger)Golikethis(DrRosenobeys)(Meanwhile,backatthesink)Monica:Isaidwearenotgoingtodoit,okaySometimesyoucanbesucha,abigbabyRachel:(Resentingthetruth)Iamnotababy!YouknowwhatIsweartogod,justbecauseyougetsouptighteverytimeweMonica:Sure,everytime,you'resuchaprincessRachel:YouknowwhatMonica:WhatRachel:YouknowwhatMonica:What!Rachel:YouknowwhatMonica:(gettingangry)What!!Rachel:Everyday,youarebecomingmoreandmorelikeyourmother(Rachelbrightlylimpsbackacrosstheapartmentwithglassesofwineforthecutedoctors,leavinganopenmouthedMonicainherwake)Rachel:Hello!Herewego!DrRosen:ThisisagreatplaceHowlonghaveyoulivedhereRachel:(asMonica)Thanks!I'vebeenhereaboutsixyears,andRachelmovedinafewmonthsagoMonica:(asRachel)Yeah(joiningtheothers)see,Iwassupposedtogetmarried,but,um,Ilefttheguyatthealtar(Racheltriestohideheralarm,butshesquirmsinherchair)DrMitchell:ReallyMonica:(asRachel)YeahYeah,Iknowit'sprettyselfish,buthaha,hey,that'sme(Indicatingadishonthetable)Whydon'tyoutrythehummusDrRosen:So,Monica,whatdoyoudoRachel:(asMonica)Aahh,I'machefatarestaurantuptownDrRosen:GoodforyouRachel:(asMonica)Yeahitis,mostlybecauseIgettobosspeoplearound,whichIjustlovetodoDrRosen:ThishummusisgreatDrMitchell:GodblessthechickpeaMonica:(asRachel)(Suddenlylaughing)Oh,god,IamsospoiledThat'sit!(Thedoctorsdon'tknowwhattomakeofallthis)Rachel:(asMonica)Andbytheway,haveImentionedthatbackinhighschool,IwasacowMonica:(asRachel)IusedtowetmybedRachel:(asMonica)Iusemybreaststogetotherpeople'sattentionMonica:(asRachel)(Revealingherangertopointatherbestfriend)Webothdothat!(RachelletsherangershowtooHideouslyembarrassed,thedoctorsdraintheirglassesintheviciouspausewhichfollowsThetelephonerings,butthegirlsjustglowerateachother,silentlydaringtheothertomovefirstFinallybothguysjumpup,andMichaelwins)DrMitchell:(onthephone)MonicaandRachel'sapartmentErryeh,aayah,yeh,justonesecond(handingittoMonica)ah,Rachel,it'syourdadMonica:(asRachel)Hi,DadNo,no,it'sme(GettinguptomovefurtherawayfromRachel)lilisten,Dad,Ican'ttalkrightnow,um,butthere'ssomething,umthere'ssomethingthatI'vebeenmeaningtotellyou(Monicaglarestriumphantlyacrosstheroom,scaringRachelwhoalsostandsup)Rachel:WouldyouexcusemeforasecondMonica:(asRachel)Rememberbackinfreshmanyear(TalkingfastbeforeRachelcancatchher)Well,BillyDreskinandIhadsexonyourbed(CompletelyundonebyMonica'sverbaldestruction,Rachelalmostlosesherbalanceasshestaggersbackwards,eyesagog,gaspingforbreath,andliterallynotknowingwhichwaytoturnFinally,sheescapesintothebathroomwhilearesignedDrMitchelllooksphilosophicallyatDrRosenwhoseemsaboutremindhimofthegoodolddaysatthepaganaltar)CommercialBreakScene:MonicaandRachel's,thenextmorning,Ross,Phoebe,ChandlerandMonicasitroundthecoffeetable,playingScrabbleRachel,stillinherdressinggown,ispleadingonthephone,herfreehandshakingwithagitationRachel:(onphone)DaddyDaddyDaddy,whywhyyywouldIsleepwithBillyDreskinHisfathertriedtoputyououtofbusiness!(RachelturnstoMonica,claspingthereceivertoherbosomsoDrGreencan'thear,whilemouthing"Youare")dead!(Monicasmilesasweetapologyofregret,untilshe'sdistractedbyMarcelasheclambersalloverhernicefurniture)Monica:Ross,he'sgottheremoteagainRoss:GoodMaybehecanswitchitback(MarcelchangeschanneltoBugsBunny,whoisspeakinginSpanish)Ross:Maybenot(Meanwhile,Rachelhastakenanothercall,fromanurseshe'dhopednevertohearfromagain)Rachel:Hello(Listens)Um,yeah,uh,(snappingherfingersatRosswhotakestheremotefromMarcel,thenturnsofftheTV)Okayah,holdonasecond,lemmelemmejustcheckandseeifseeifshe'shere(Allanimosityforgotten,Rachelholdsthereceiveroutasshelimpsquicklyovertoherfriend,whostandsupinconcern)Rachel:It'sthewomanfromthehospitaladmissionsofficeShesaysthere'saproblemwiththeformOh,god,ohgodRachelandMonica:Ohgod,waddawedo,waddawedo,waddawedoMonica:Idon'tknow!Whydon'tyoujustexplainWhatdotheywantFindoutwhattheywant!Rachel:Okay(desperatelyhandsthereceiverover)no,youdoitMonica:(takingthephone)Hello,thisisMonicaYeahOh(SmilesatRacheltoreassureher)Okay,yes,we'llberight,we'llberightdown(Listens)Thankyou(Hangsup)Rachel:WhatMonica:WeforgottosignoneoftheadmissionsformsRachel:Ohhh(slumpinginrelief)Okay,youwererightYouwereright!ThiswasjustnotworthitMonica:ThankyouRachel:Okay,letmejustchangeMonica:Yes(Rachelgoestoherroom)Joey:(enteringquietly)HeyRossandChandler:Hey!Monica:HiPhoebe:TroubleJoey:YoursisterstoodmeuptheothernightPhoebe:Oh,noDon'tyouhateitwhenpeoplearen'tthereforyouRoss:WelldidyoutrycallingherJoey:I'vebeentryingfortwodaysWhenIcalledtherestaurant,theysaidshewastoobusytotalkIcan'tbelieveshe'sblowin'meoff(PhoebewantstobeangrywithJoey,butasshewatcheshimshakinghisheadinpainanddisbelief,sheknowsthatitisn'thisfault)Scene:Riff's,PhoebeisenteringUrsulareturnswithtwoplatesofchicken,butsheonlyhastimetosetoneonthetable,whenPhoebe:Hey(Ursulaturnsinsurprise)Ursula:Oh!Phoebe:Umyou,yougotaminuteUrsula:Um,yeah,I'mjust(wavingdismissivelyattheconcept)working(Ursulapointsoutavacanttable,sothetwinswalkover,sidebyside,tositdownDepartingcustomerswalkrightpastthepairSittingattheback,ahungrygentlemanlooksmostannoyedasUrsulasetshismealdowninfrontofherThegirlssit)Phoebe:SoUrsula:Uhhuh(Ursulaisgenuinelypleasedthathersisterhasvisitedher,aftersomanyyearsPhoebehesitatesoverhowbesttobegin)Phoebe:Um,oh,Igotyouabirthdaypresent(Ursulapicksupaforkandbeginseatingthemeat,whilePhoeberemovesapresentfromherbag)Ursula:Oh,wow!Youremembered!(Openingit)Oh!It'saJudyJetsonthermos!(ShelaughsatthechildhoodmemoryPhoebesmilesatbeingabletomakeherpoint)Phoebe:Right,likethekindyouUrsula:RightOh,Igotsomethingforyou,too(Ursulagetsuptofetchaboxfromherbagbythecounter)Phoebe:How'dyouknowIwascomingUrsula:Um,yeah,um,twinthing(UrsulaputstheboxdirectlyintoPhoebe'shandPhoebebrightens)Phoebe:Ican'tbelieveyoudidthis(Phoebeopensthebox,tofindsomethingfamiliarinside)Phoebe:Ican'tbelieveyou(holdingupJoey'scardigan)didthis(Phoebe'ssmilehardensasshepacksthecardiganaway)Phoebe:SoWhat'sthedealwithumm,youandJoeyUrsula:Oh,rightHeissogreatButthat'sover(Ursularesumeseatingherlunch)Phoebe:DoesheknowUrsula:WhoPhoebe:JoeyYouknow,um,he'sreallynutsyaboutyouUrsula:HeisWhyPhoebe:YougotmeUrsula:Right(AwaitercomesoverforthestolenchickenUrsulaturnstohim)Ursula:ExcusemeDoesn'tthiscomewithasidesalad(Themangivesup,shakinghishead)Phoebe:So,um,areyougonnacallhimUrsula:What(Indicatingthedepartingwaiter)DoyouthinkhelikesmePhoebe:No,JoeyUrsula:OhNo,no,heissosmartHe'llfigureitout(Offeringtoshareherfood)DoyouwantsomechickenPhoebe:NoNofoodwithafaceUrsula:Youhavenotchanged!(Ursula'seyesdanceasshelaughsandsmiles,simplygladtobebackwithhersister)Phoebe:Yeah,youtoo(Tryingnottowrinklehernose,Phoebesmilesbackrealisingit'sdowntohertomakeupforhernegligentsisterMeanwhile,Ursulastillhasn'treceivedhersidesalad,butwhensheattemptstoattractthewaiter'sattention,heignoresher)Scene:TheEmergencyRoomTheofficiousadmissionsnurseisagainondutyRachelandMonicaenter,lookingworriedAstheyapproachthedesk,Racheladoptsawinningsmile,whileMonicastrugglestosmileatallRachel:(asMonica)Hi,rememberusNurse:(Grimacing)MmmhmmmMonica:(asRachel)Um,okayYoujustcalledalittlewhileagoaboutneedingasignatureontheadmissionsformWell,itturnsoutweneedawholenewone(littlelaugh)becauseuh,yousee,II,Iputthewrongnameagain(Littlelaugh)'causeumNurse:You'rethatstupidMonica:(asRachel)IamI'mthatstupid(Littlelaugh)Rachel:(asMonica)Yeah,andand,I'mjustgonnapayforthiswithacheckNurse:Well,youknowyourinsurancewillcoverthatRachel:(asMonica)Yeah,Iknow(mirroringherfriend)I'mI'mjustnotthatbrighteither(Thegirlsescapewithanewform)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandlerisneglectingthegameofScrabble,forhe'sbusilydrawingonhisownchildhoodinanattempttohelpRossMarcelchittersaboutChandler:Okay,worstcasescenarioSayyouneverfeellikeafatherRoss:UhhuhChandler:Sayyoursonneverfeelsconnectedtoyou,asoneSayallofhisrelationshipsareaffectedbythisRoss:DoyouhaveapointChandler:Youknow,youthinkIwould(Insteadofscampering,Marcelstretcheshisneckasmuchaspossible,andmakesanunvoicednoisefromhisthroat)Chandler:What'supwiththesimianRoss:It'sjustafurballChandler:Okay(returningtotheboard)whoseturnisitRoss:Yours,Ijustgotpointsfor'KIDNEY'Chandler:No,no,yougotzeropointsfor'IDNEY'Ross:Ihada'K'Where'swhere'smy'K'(TheunvoicedhissingcontinuesInalarm,RossandChandlerlookatthemonkey,whoisnowinsomedistress)Scene:TheEmergencyRoom,MonicasitswithRachel,whoisfillingoutanhonestformatlastRossandChandlerhurtleinLittleMarcel,wrappedinafluffytowel,iscradledinRoss'sarmsTheydashuptotheadmissionsdeskRossisfranticRoss:You'vegottohelpmemymonkeyswalloweda'K'!(Hearingherbrother'svoice,MonicagetsuptostandbehindChandler,followedbyRachel)Nurse:(angrily)YougogetthatanimalouttahereRoss:No,noyoudon'tunderstandtheanimalhospitaliswayacrosstownhe'schokingIdon'tknowwhatelsetodoMonica:What'sgoin'on(RossandChandlerturnatthevoice)Chandler:MarcelswallowedaScrabbletileRachel:Oh(thenturnbacktothedeskwhenthesurprisehitsthem,andRossandChandlerwhiparoundoncemoreMonicaandRachelrecoilslightly)Nurse:ExcusemeThishospitalisforpeople!Ross:Lady,heispeopleHehasaname,okayHewatchesJeopardy!Hehetoucheshimselfwhennobody'swatchingPlease,pleasehaveaheart!(Ross'svigorousprotestisattractingattention)DrMitchell:I'lltakealookathim(Rachel,Monica,RossandChandlerwhiparoundforasecondtime,information)RachelandMonica:Oh,thankyouMonica:MichaelDrMitchell:RachelRachel:WhatMonica:(asRachel)MonicaRachel:(asMonica)OhMonica:(asRachel)HiRachel:(asMonica)Hi(Monicasmilestocoverherembarrassment,butRachelsadlylooksaway)Scene:CentralPerk,Joeyisplaying"SheLovesMe,SheLovesMeNot"withthepetalsofaflower,alternatelylookinghopefulandannoyedPhoebeenters,butnotasherself,forshehaschangedthestyleofherhairandmakeuptomatchthatofhertwinsisterShehangsuphercoat,revealinghernewcardiganNervously,shesmoothsouttheidentifyinggarment,approachingJoeywhositsnexttothemainsofaPhoebe:(asUrsula)HeyJoey:Urse(Phoebenodsashestandsupindelight)Joey:ah,what'reyoudoinghereI'vebeentryingtocallyouPhoebe:(asUrsula)Listen,umJoey:No,no,no,don'tsay"listen"Iknowthat"listen"I'vesaidthat"listen"Phoebe:(asUrsula)I'msorryJoey:Idon'tgetitWhathappenedWhatabouteverythingyousaidunderthebridge(Phoebeisalmostthrownbythis)Phoebe:(asUrsula):Yeah,um(nervouslyclearsherthroat)Youknowyou,youshouldjustforgetaboutwhatIsaidunderthebridge,Iwastalkin'crazythatnight,Iwassodrunk!Joey:Youdon'tdrinkPhoebe:(asUrsula)That'sright,Idon'tButIwas,Iwasdrunkonyou!Joey:Oh,Urse(Hetriestotakeherinhisarms,butshefendshimoff)Phoebe:(asUrsula)Okay,yeah,soit'snotgonnaworkJoey:WhyIsitbecauseI'mfriendswithPhoebePhoebe:(asUrsula)Ifitwas,wouldyoustophangingoutwithherJoey:(Thinkingcarefully)noNo,I,Icouldn'tdothatPhoebe:(asUrsula)Um,thenyes,it's'causeofPhoebe!So,youknow,it'seitherherormeJoey:Then,uh,thenI'msorry(Hesinkstothesofa,saddenedbyUrsula'sultimatum,whilePhoebefollows,touchedbyJoey'sgoodheart)Phoebe:(asUrsula)Youknow(unconsciouslyputtingahandonhisknee)You'regonnabereally,reallyhardtogetoverJoey:Iknow(HelooksupatherfaceandPhoebe,slippingoutofcharacter,smilesbackathimJoey'svoicebecomessoftandwarm)Joey:Idon'tknowwhetherit'sjust'causewe'rebreakin'uporwhat,butyouhaveneverlookedsobeautifulPhoebe:Really(Phoebesmiles,whenJoeytakesherfaceinhishandsandkissesherJoeygetsuptoleavebutstopssuddenlyPhoebesilentlyshouts"Oh,whoa!!"toherself,andleansbackinthesofatorecover,ahandtohertinglinglipsAthoughtfulJoeyisalsofeelinghislips,sohehesitatesforamoment,thenreturnsforabetterview,hethinksagain,cockinghisheadfromsidetosidetoregardherprofilefromvariousangles,then)Joey:PheebsPhoebe:(Automatically)YeahOooh(she'ssprung)Scene:TheHospital,Marcelliesontheoperatingtablewhilerecoveringfromtheanaesthetic,tuckedupunderasheetlikeaninfantinahugebedRosssitsbesidehim,asasmilingChandler,MonicaandRachellookonRoss:Helookssotiny(Thedoorburstsopen,andJoeyandPhoeberushin)Joey:WejustgotthemessagePhoebe:IshealrightRoss:YeahThedoctorgotthe'K'outHealsofoundan'M'andan'O'Chandler:Wethinkhewastryingtospellout'MONKEY'(RossdoesnotapproveofChandler'sdafttheory)Ross:Well,thedoctorsayshe'sgonnabefine,he'sjustsleepingnowChandler:(TappingRossonhisshoulder)So,youfeellikeadadyetRoss:No,whyChandler:Hey,comeon,youcamethrough,youdidwhatyouhadtodoThatisverydad(Rossdoesapproveofthis,buthe'sstillnotsureThetinyfigurestirs)Monica:Oh,look,he'swakingup!Ross:(Quietly)hey,fella!Howyoudoing(Allofasudden,MarcelgrabsRoss'sfingerwithhiswholefist,andhesqueezesit,sotight,thatRossfinallyknowswhatitistobeafatherHelooksupathisfriends,whosmileencouragingly,RacheltenderlyrestingherchinuponMonica'sshoulderRossrealisesthatChandlerwasrightandhe'sgonnamakeagreatdad!)ClosingCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneexceptJoeyisthere RachelislookingoutofthewindowandRossishandingoutsomeChinesetakeout There'sasmallSAPinthecornerofthescreenRoss:Aquiest(Hereitis!)Monica:緼qui閚pidioelpolloGeneralTso(WhoorderedGeneralSal'schicken)Chandler:udoaversidoGeneralTso!(Itcould'vebeenGeneralSal!)(Rachelpointsoutofthewindow)Rachel:ira,mira,elviejodesnudoesthaciendoelhulahoop!(Look,look,UglyNakedGuyisdoingthehula!)(Theothersrushtothewindowforalook)All:www!(Ewww!)(Joeyenters,happyagain)All:ola,Joey!(Hi,Joey!)Joey:ola,amigos!(Hey,everybody!)(Marcelgrabstheremote)Monica:Mira,Ross,Marcelsellevoelcontrolremoto(Look,Ross,Marcel'sgottheremote)Ross:oquesucedioesquenolegustalatele!(Thethingis,hedoesn`tliketheprogram!)(Everybodylaughs)End双胞胎两部曲(二)小姐~那是菲比好的就这样了?他们是双胞胎菲比是菲比乌苏拉好辣这是给乌苏拉的当然好?合身马修?遥控器给罗修他是怎么办到的?全是乌苏拉惹的祸他和她约会?有这么糟吗?你并不了解我妹妹你得和乔依谈谈他爱上她了你不会失去他的他们还没上过床八字都还没一撇呢哦~需要帮忙吗?瑞秋…我没事我没事~哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦~你好我朋友取下圣诞灯时从阳台跌落她的脚或者脚踝可能受伤了我的天你们的圣诞灯还亮着?资料填后拿给我哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦~好的。哦。姓名?地址?好的你的紧急联系电话是?你真的?对你真好天啊我爱你保险?哦!好的!勾上它!我确实需要一些!你没有保险?为什么?看着病要花很多钱么?我不知道啊。可能几百块钱吧我们该怎么办?没有太多办法可想呃……除非让我用你的。不不不不不…等等?我的紧急连络人是谁?这是保险欺诈……好吧?算了……我回家哦!哦!哦!好吧回来我讨厌这么做谢谢!我爱你!我需要新表格为什么?我真是个笨蛋!我替我朋友填资料时我填的不是她的资料而是我的你真是个笨蛋没错?这就是我我就是那么笨!我昨晚梦见我和我儿子在玩足球真温馨不?是用他打我在球场上他们叫我以儿子做裆下开球坦帕湾队的防守球员逐渐逼近所以我得做出决定坦帕湾队可是很烂啊!没错?但只有我和我儿子所以我想他们很可能要找我们的麻烦所以我只好传球什么?你疯啦?他是你儿子难道他应该擒抱?不管怎样突然间我已到了场边了我发觉我就是那个该接球的人但我绝对来不及于是我跑啊跑于是我就醒过来了我还没准备好当爸爸你没问题的你是全北美最细心、最有责任感的男人你将来一定是个好爸爸的没错?你和你儿子只是需要更好的阻挡你们去过彩虹厅吗?真有那么贵?除非你要点儿什么东西我要带乌苏拉去那里今天是她生日菲比的生日该怎么办?什么时候?今晚哦!真是太巧了……慢慢想吧别着急想出来了!……你打算怎么办?我能怎么办?我不想让乌苏拉不开心你的朋友菲比呢?如果她是我朋友希望她能谅解要是你们你们难道不能谅解吗?兄弟如果你敢在我的生日那天做这事儿我就让你好看!加上少量蕃红花就能使情况完全改观好的嗯摩妮卡?是的……是的她是!她是我朋友瑞秋瑞秋?我是米契尔大夫我是他朋友罗森大夫你当医生是否太帅了一点?抱歉什么?哦我是指年轻是不是做医生太年轻了说得好,瑞秋谢谢没错他说这只是扭伤就这些哦你忘说我们那些蠢事才不蠢呢这位两位帅哥大夫约我们明晚出去而且我答应了我觉得这太疯狂了。我的意思是他们在医院工作啊我们这样不是回到犯罪现场?你知道么?我觉得我们应该取消约会!什么?嘿!他们可是大帅哥!他们是医生是长得帅的医生!好的目前为止我们学习到什么?哦快快惊喜!!你们到底在干吗?把我吓死了那是蛋糕么?对!柠檬口味快?她随时会到希望蛋糕没事“生日快乐……Peehe……”或许我们可以用玫瑰当“B”对?用我们的特殊蛋糕工具嘿!怎么了?惊喜!!哦!哦!哦!你们真是太好了但这一点也不可怕大家好!贝蒂!哦!你找来了贝蒂!太棒了!哦!天啊我喜欢这些都在这个房间里发生乔伊在哪里?你看见贝蒂没?告诉你我现在并不介意吃这种烤干的蕃茄干五年前如果有人说我的蕃茄像李子我就叫他滚出我的办公室爸?我出生前你会紧张吗?我不紧张我是说如果有人对我说…爸?我在谈小孩的事你是否曾因为将成为父亲而紧张?没有啊不会?都是你妈在处理我在忙着生意上的事情我并没有太多时间你找我来是为了这个?不不爸爸我只是好奇因为我们有时间弥补。我们可以一起做点事情你一直想去威廉斯堡我们去怎么样?我只是想知道你何时感觉自己像个父亲应该是你出生那一天我们在病房你妈在睡觉他们把你交给我你当时又丑又红又小你突然用拳头紧抓住我的手指紧紧捏住我的手指那时候我才感觉到你不想去威廉斯堡?我们可以去啊吃你的鱼吧瑞秋?帅哥医生来了来了嗨,快进来嗨!嗨,杰弗瑞嗨。我们带了一瓶酒这是来自恩尼斯及托夫波尼酒窖其能受得了这样的诱惑?呵呵哦!真棒看看莫尼卡脚踝怎么样了?嗯……你为什么不告诉他们?毕竟这是你自己的脚踝我感觉好多了谢谢!哦你们快请坐我给你们拿几个酒杯好吧快点~好的听者我想我们为什么不告诉他们我们的真实身份呢?我想不会有事的不会有问题的我们会惹上大麻烦的!摩妮卡别那么不争气!不争气?抱歉我生在真实的世界之中所以呢?她们似乎很正常但你得承认每次我们和女病患约会都…别紧张看看四周没有异教徒的神坛角落里没有一堆一堆的骨头他们不错!嘿你的牙齿……我们绝不能这么做有时候你怎么这么像个大小孩呢?我才不幼稚呢。我发誓,每次咱们这样你都那么紧张……是啊,每次你都像公主似的……你知道吗?什么?你知道吗?什么?!你知道吗?什么!!?一天一天你愈来愈像你妈了来喽!谢谢!这地方真不错你住在这儿多久了?谢谢我住在这儿六年了瑞秋几个月前才搬来对我本来应该结婚的但我把我的未婚夫抛弃在圣坛了真的?是啊。是啊是啊!我知道这很自私但是嘿这就是我!何不试试这个摩妮卡你从事什么工作?我在上城区一家餐厅的总厨师真有你的没错因为我喜欢指使别人这点心不错愿神保佑鹰嘴豆哦哈哈天啊我真是被宠坏了就这样了对了我有提过我的高中吗?我在高中是只肥猪。我经常尿床我以胸部吸引别人的注意我们都一样摩妮卡与瑞秋的公寓等等瑞秋是你爸爸?不是我我现在没空但有些话我一直想告诉你失陪一下记得我大一的时候吗?我和比利在你床上做爱爸爸爸爸……爸我干嘛和比利上床?他爸想害你倒闭你死定了罗斯?他又拿遥控器了很好或许它能将功能变回来或许不会等等我看看她在不在是医院那个女人打来的她说表格有问题哦天啊!天啊!怎么办?怎么办?怎么办?我也不知道看看她想要什么?好吧!不你来问!我是摩妮卡好我们马上去谢谢怎么了?我们忘了签名你说得对我们不该这么做谢谢我去换件衣服嗨……有麻烦了?你妹那一夜放我鸽子真可怜被人放鸽子的滋味不好受吧你有打电话给她吗?我连打了两天打给餐厅时他们说她太忙我不敢相信她想甩掉我嗨!哦!有空吗?有我只是在工作嗯……哦?我为你买了生日礼物你记得是茱蒂杰森热水壶对像你…对我也有东西送你你怎么知道我会来?我们是双胞胎嘛我不敢相信你会这么做我不敢相信你会这么做!那么你和乔伊怎么样了?他人很好但我们结束了他知道吗?谁?乔伊!他对你着迷不已是吗?为什么?这你问倒我了……没错抱歉这道菜不是有沙拉吗?你会打电话给他吗?你认为他喜欢我不是乔伊不他很聪明他会了解的想吃鸡肉吗?不,我不吃有脸的东西你还是没变你也一样记得我们吗?是啊…………你刚打电话要我们过来在表格上签名?但我们需要一张全新的表格我又写错名字了因为…你就是那么笨是啊我就是那么笨!我要用支票付帐你不知道保险会给付吗?我知道只是我没也那么聪明好的想象最糟的场景你从未感觉像个爸爸嗯……你儿子从未感觉你像个爸爸他所有的关系全受这个的影响你这话有没有重点?应该有的这只猴子到底怎么了?只是毛球好吧。该谁了?该你了我刚刚因为“KIDNEY”得了分不你没得分你拼的是“idney”不我有k我的k在哪儿?快帮我我的猴子把k吞了把你的动物带走不你不懂动物医院离这儿很远它快窒息了我不知道该怎么办怎么了?马修吞了一个字母哦!抱歉这是为人看病的医院小姐它是人他有名字他也看“Jeopardy”节目没人看时它就摸自己请你有点善心,求你了让我来看看他哦谢谢麦克瑞秋什么?莫尼卡哦!嗨!乌苏拉!你到这儿来干什么?我一直想给你打电话听着嗯……不别叫我听我知道你的意思抱歉我不懂你怎么了?那些在桥下说的话你都忘了吗?是啊你得忘记我在桥下说过的话我那一夜喝醉了胡言乱语你不喝酒没错我不喝酒但我爱你爱得如痴如醉乌苏拉我们是没有结果的为什么?因为我是菲比的朋友?如果是你愿意不和她来往吗?不行我办不到没错就是因为她不是她就是我那么我只能说抱歉了你知道忘了你是很难的一件事忘了你是很难的一件事我知道我不知是否因为分手你从未这么漂亮过真的?菲比?什么事?它好小我刚听说了它没事吧?没事了医生已取出k了他还发现m和o它一定想拼字“monkey”医生说它已无大碍它睡着了你有当爸爸的感觉没?没有干嘛问?拜托你办到了有爸爸的味道了看?它醒了老兄?感觉如何?谁点了Sal将军的鸡?它本来就是属于Sal将军的快看快看丑陋裸男正玩呼啦圈呢!嗨乔伊!大家好~~罗斯马修又拿着遥控器了!看来它不喜欢这个节
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