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首页 122 The One With the Ick Factor

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122 The One With the Ick Factor

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简介:本文档为《122 The One With the Ick Factordoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWiththeIckFactor(Scene:CentralPerkEveryoneisthere)Monica:TellhimRachel:NoPhoebe:Tellhim,tellhimMonica:JustpleasetellhimRachel:Shutup!Chandler:TellmewhatMonica:Lookatyou,youwon'tevenlookathimChandler:(sarcastically)Oh,comeontellmeIcoulduseanotherreasonwhywomenwon'tlookatmeRachel:Allright,allright,allrightLastnight,Ihadadreamthat,uh,youandI,werePhoebe:Doingitonthistable(pointsatthetable)Chandler:Wow!Joey:ExellentdreamscoreRoss:Why,why,whywouldyoudreamthatChandler:Moreimportantly,wasIanygoodRachel:Well,youwereprettydamngoodChandler:Interesting,causeinmydreams,I'mallwayssurprisinglyinadequate(Monicapatshimonhislap)Rachel:Well,lastnightyouseemedtoknowyourwayaroundthetableRoss:Iloveit,whenweshare(RossgoesovertothecounterChandlerfollowshim)Chandler:You'reokaythereRoss:Ican'tbeliveyoutwohadsexinherdreamChandler:I'msorry,itwasaonetimethingIwasverydrunkandiwassomebodyelse'ssubconsciousOpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,continuedfromearlier,ChandlerissittingonthetableChandler:HelloRachelRachel:GetoffPhoebe:(pointsatJoey'spen)Uh,uh,gimmeCanyouseemeoperatingadrillpressJoey:Idon'tknowWhatareyouwearing(Chandler,MonicaandPhoebelooksathim)Ross:Pheebs,whywouldyouwanttooperateadrillpressPhoebe:JustforsomeshorttermworkYouknow,untilIgetbacksomeofmymassageclientsChandler:PiratesagainPhoebe:No,nothinglikethatIwasjustsuchadummieItaughtthis"massageyourselfathomeworkshop"AndtheyareJoey:Hey,hey,ChanShecouldworkforyouChandler:(sarcasticly)ThanksJoey,that'sagoodideaPhoebe:WhatIcould,IcoulddoitWhatisitChandler:Well,mysecretaryisgonnabeoutforacoupleofweeksSheishavingoneofherboobsredused(Rosslooksather)It'sawholebigboobstoryPhoebe:IcouldbeasecretaryChandler:Well,youknowPhoebsIdon'tknowifit'syourkindathing,becauseitinvolvesalotofbeingnormalForalargeportionofthedayPhoebe:Icoulddothat(Ross'sbeepergoesoff)Rachel:WhatareyouplayingwithRoss:Oh,it'smynewbeeperJoey:WhatthehelldoesapaleontologistneedabeeperforMonica:Isitlikefordinosauremergencies'Help,comequick,they'restillextinct'Ross:No,it'sforwhenCarolgoesintolaborShecangetmewhereverIamImean,allshehastodoistodialJIMBOChandler:Acoolphonenumber,andapossiblenameforthekidMonica:Allright,I'llseeyouguyslater(raises)Rachel:OfftoseeyoungEthanMonica:ThankyouJoey:HowyoungisyoungEthanYoungMonica:He'sourageChandler:WhenwewereMonica:Okay,he'saseniorincollegeRoss:CollegeChandler:Whoa!AndthismanchildhasnoproblemwithhowoldyouareMonica:No,ofcoursenotIt'snotevenanissueCauseItoldhimIwasAll:WhatMonica:Oh,Ican'tpassforPhoebe:Well,maybeMonica:IamPhoebe:ThereyougoScene:Chandler'soffice,heandPhoebearetherewhenthephonestartsringingChandler:CanyouhearthatPhoebe:(playswithathumbtackremover)YeahChandler:Seethat'llstopwhenyoupickupthephonePhoebe:OhUh,I'mon(picksupthephone)Phoebe:(withadeepvoice)MrBing'soffice(Listens)NoI'msorry,he'sinameetingrightnowChandler:I'mnotinameetingI'mrightWhoopsPhoebe:Willheknowwhatthisisinreferenceto(Listens)Andhehasyournumber(Listens)Allright,I'llseethathegetsthemessageByebyeChandler:WhatPhoebe:RosssayshiChandler:Ah!Phoebe:ThisissofunAllright,whatdowedonowChandler:Well,now,IactuallyhavetogettoworkPhoebe:Mostlikely(raisesandgoestowardthedoor)Okay,I'mgonnabeoutthereChandler:OkayPhoebe:AllrightByebyeChandler:Byebye(Theintercombuzzes)Chandler:(answeringit)YesPhoebe:Whatchadoin'Chandler:Ooh(leansagainstthedesk)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandRachelarethereMonicaisjustfinishingcleaningthewindowsMonica:Windowsareclean,candelsarelitUh,belt'stotight,gottachangethebeltDidIturnthefish(goesovertothekitchentocheckonthedinner)No,causeImadelasagne(toRachel)AmIoutofcontrolRachel:JustatouchMon,Idon'tunderstandImean,you'vebeendatingthisguysincelike,whathismidtermsImean,whyallthesuddenareyousoOhMonica:WhatRachel:CouldtonightbetheNightMonica:Idon'tknowLookhe'sagreatguyandIlovebeingwithhimbutyouknowThingshappen,andtheyhappenYoudon'tplanthesethingsRachel:So,didyoushaveyourlegsMonica:YeahRachel:Aha!Scene:CentralPerkJoeyandRossarethereJoey:WouldyouletitgoRossItwasjustadreamItdoesn'tmean(Ross'sbeepergoesoff)Ross:Oh,ohOh,ohOhthisisitOhmygodit'sbabytimeBabytimeJoey:Allright,relax,relaxJustrelax,justrelaxBecool,becool(Rossdialsanumberonhiscellularphone)Ross:(onphone)Yeah,hi,Iwasjustbeeped(pause)No,Andrisnothere(toJoey)Thirdtimetoday(onphone)Yes,I'msureNo,sirIdon'tperformthosekindofservicesJoey:Services(Rosslooksathim)Oh,servicesRoss:(onphone)Yeah,youwantJUMBOYeah,that'srightThat'sright,JUMBOwithaU,sir(pause)No,beliveme,youdon'twantmeJudgingbyhisnumber,I'dbeahugedisappointment(pause)Allrightie,byebye(PhoebeandChandlerenter)Joey:Hey,heyHowwasthefirstdayPhoebe:Oh,exellentEveryonewasso,soniceChandler:See,itpaystoknowthemanwhowearsmyshoes(JoeyandRosswonderwhathemeans)MePhoebe:No,Ididn'ttellanybodythatIknewyouChandler:WhynotPhoebe:Oh,because,youknowtheydon'tlikeyouChandler:What!Phoebe:IthoughtyouknewthatChandler:NohoWhodoesn'ttheylikemePhoebe:EveryoneExceptforuhnoeveryoneChandler:WhatareyoutalkingaboutPhoebe:Don'tfeelbadYouknowtheyusedtolikeyoualotButthenyougotpromoted,and,youknow,nowyou'relike"MrBossMan"Youknow,MrBingMrBing,"BossManBing"(JoeyandRosslaughs)Chandler:Ican'tbeliveitPhoebe:Yeah,yeahTheyevendoyouChandler:TheydomePhoebe:Youknowlikeuhokayuh'Couldthatreportbeanylater'(JoeyandRosslaughs)Chandler:Idon'tsoundlikethatRoss:Oh,ohChandlerJoey:OhYeah,youdoRoss:'Thehillswerealivewiththesoundofmusic'(Phoebe,JoeyandRosslaughs)Joey:(reachesforhiscones)MysconesPhoebe,Joey,andRoss:'Myscones'(Phoebe,JoeyandRosslaughsagain)Chandler:Okay,Idon'tsoundlikethatThatissonottrue(JoeyandChandlerlaughs)Chandler:ThatissonotThatissonotThatOh,shutup!(Phoebe,JoeyandRosslaugh)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandYoungEthanaresittinginthecouchMonica:DidnotYoungEthan:Iamtellingyou,upuntilIwas,likenine,IthoughtthatgunpointwasanactualplacewherecrimeshappenMonica:HowwasthatpossibleYoungEthan:Well,thinkaboutitIt'salwaysonthenews'Amanisbeingheldup,atgunpoint''Touristsarebeingterrorised,atgunpoint'AndIjustkeptthinking:whydoespeoplecontinuetogothere(Hecheckshiswatch)Oh,ahIshouldgoMonica:Okay(Theykiss)YoungEthan:OkayMonica:UnlessYoungEthan:WhatMonica:Uh,ahUnlessyouwannastayoverImean,I'mgoingto,soYoungEthan:Yeah,I'dreallylikethat(Theykiss)YoungEthan:Uuh,beforewegetintoanystayingoverstuff,thereissomethingyoushouldknowMonica:Okay,isthislike'Ihaveanearlyclasstomorrow'or'I'msecretlymarriedtoagoat'YoungEthan:Wellit'ssomewhereinbetweenYousee,inastrictlytechnicalsense,ofcourse,I'mnotuh,wellI,ImeanIhaven'teveruhMonica:EthanYoungEthan:YeahMonica:AreyouavirginYoungEthan:Well,ifthat'swhatyoukidsarecallingitthesedaysthen,yesIamIuh,I'vekindabeenwaitingfortherightpersonMonica:ReallyYoungEthan:YeahYoudoknowIwastalkingaboutyou,right(Theykiss)TimelapseTheyarenowinMonica'sbedroom,onthebedYoungEthan:Wow!Monica:YoukeepsayingthatYoungEthan:Youknow,youreadaboutit,youseeitinthemoviesEvenwhenyoupracticeitathome,manohman,itisnothinglikethat(Theykiss)Monica:Listen,uh,youtoldmesomethingthatwasreallydifficultforyouAndI,IIfiguredifyoucouldbehonest,thenIcantoYoungEthan:Ohgod,don'ttellme,IdiditwrongMonica:NonoNothingwrongaboutthatYoungEthan:OhMonica:Um,okay,hereitgoesI'mnotI'm,I'mandthirteenmonthsYoungEthan:Huh!Monica:ButIfigured,youknow,thatshouldn'tchangeanythingImean,whatthehelldoesitmatterhowoldweare(Theykiss)YoungEthan:Uh,listenum,aslongaswe'retellingstuff,uh,IhaveanotheroneforyouI'malittleyoungerthanIsaidMonica:You'renotaseniorYoungEthan:Oh,I'maseniorinHighSchoolMonica:OkayCommercialBreakScene:Monica'sBedroom,continuedfromearlierMonica:WhatwedidwaswrongOhgod,Ijusthadsexwithsomebodythatwasn'taliveduringtheBicentennialYoungEthan:IjusthadsexMonica:Ethan,focusHowcouldyounottellmeYoungEthan:Well,younevertoldmehowoldyouwereMonica:Well,that'sdifferentMyliedidn'tmakeoneofusafeloninstatesWhatwereyouthinkingYoungEthan:Iwasn'tthinkingIwastoobusyfallin'Monica:Don'tsayit(closesEthan'smouthwithherhand)YoungEthan:inlovewithyouMonica:ReallyYoungEthan:(nods)SorryMonica:Well,falloutofitYouknow,youshouldn'tevenbehere,it'saschoolnightOhgod,ohgodI'mlikethosewomenthatyouseewithshinyguysnamedChadI'mJoanCollinsYoungEthan:WhoScene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneexeptMonicaisthereRoss:(onphone)Okay,AndrshouldbethereinlikeminutesAllrightie,byebye(toPhoebe)JusteasierthatwayChandler:Oh,comeonYoutoldmeaboutthelastdreamRachel:No,forgetitChandler:Oh,whynotWasIdoinganythingparticularlysaucyRachel:Allright,fineUm,youwerenottheonlyonethere(CamerafadestoRoss,who'slisteningverycarefully)JoeywastheretooJoey:Allright(Movescloser)Ross:Wasthereuh,huh,huh,huhandybody,anybodyelsethereRachel:NoRoss:You'resureNobodyuh,handedoutuh,mintsoranythingRachel:No,itwasjustthethreeofusRoss:Huh!Joey:So,tellmeWasitlikeyouandChandler,andthenyouandme,oryouandmeandChandlerRachel:(laughs)YouknowwhatJoey:WhatRachel:Thereweretimeswhenitwasn'tevenme(ChandlerandJoeylaughs,untiltheylookateachotherthenrecoilinhorror)Phoebe:Thatissosweet,youguys(hugsthem)(Monicaenters,wearingawalkman,soshedoesn'thearwhattheotherssay)Ross,Rachel,andPhoebe:Hey,MonRachel:Mon,EthancalledagainMonAll:(shouting)Mon!(Monicatakesofherwalkman)Monica:WhatRachel:EthancalledagainMonica:OhRoss:AreyounotseeinghimanymoreMonica:NoYouknow,sometimesjustthingsdoesn'tworkoutChandler:Andthishasnothingtodowiththefactthatheneedsanotetogetoutofgym(MonicastaresatRachel)Rachel:I,Ididn'tsayanyIswIdidnotsayanything,IswearHestoppedbyJoey:Listen,thenexttimeyoutalktohim,canyouaskhimwhichonethestrongestPowerRangeris(RossandChandlerlaughs)Ross:Oh,yeahMonica:Ha,ha,ha,ohmylifeisjustsoamusingCouldwedropitnowJoey,Chander,andRoss:SorryRoss:It'smorphintime!Joey:Stegosaurus!Chandler:Tyrannosaurus!(Theyallcrossthey'rearmslikethePowerRangersdo)Phoebe:Ooh,oh,I'vegottago(raises)Whoa,oh,headrushOnemore,andthenIhavetogo(sitsdown,andthenraisesagain)Cool!Rachel:WhereareyougoingPhoebe:Um,oh,I'vegotabirthdayparty,withsomeworkpeopleChandler:WorkpeopleNobodytoldmePhoebe:No,IknowThat'sapartofthewhole,youknow,themnotlikingyouextravaganzaChandler:Youknow,Idon'tgetthisAmonthago,thesepeopleweremyfriendsYouknow,justbecauseI'minchargedoesn'tmeanI'madifferentpersonPhoebe:Well,thenyoushouldcometonightYouknow,justhangoutwiththemLetthemseewhatagreatguyyoustillareChandler:YouthinkIshouldPhoebe:Ireallydo,yeahChandler:OkayPhoebe:OkayChandler:OkayPhoebe:Oh,but,couldwenotgotogetherI,Idon'twannabethegeekthatinvitedthebossScene:Chandler'soffice,heandPhoebearetakingabreakfromworkChandler:IThinklastnightwasgreatYouknow,theKaraokethingTracyandIdoingEbonyandIvoryPhoebe:YouweregreatButtheystillmadefunofyouChandler:WhatPhoebe:Youknow,nowyou'remorelike,youknowlike,"MrCaringBoss,""Mr",youknow,"I'moneofyou,Boss,""Mr,Iwannabeyourbuddy,BossManBing!"Chandler:Then,Idon'tgetitPhoebe:Well,youknowwhatChandlerIthinkyou'vegottafaceitYou'relike,theguyinthebigoffice,youknowYou'retheonethathiresthem,thatfiresthemTheystillsayyou'reagreatbossChandler:TheydoPhoebe:UhhuhButthey'renotyourfriendsanymoreChandler:Ijustwan'ttoPhoebe:No,butyoucan'tChandler:ButIjustwaPhoebe:UhuhScene:CentralPerkEveryoneexeptPhoebeandChandleristhereRoss'sbeepergoesoffandeveryoneexepthimreactMonica:Aren'tyougonnaRoss:Oh,CarolandIhaveanewsystemIfshepunchesin,itmeansshe'shavingababy,otherwiseIjustignoreitJoey:WhataboutAndrRoss:Oh,wellthismorninghegotacallfromwhoIthinkwasourcousinNathan,andfrankly,itwasalittlemorethanIneededtoknow(Ethanenters)YoungEthan:HeyMonica:ThatwasgonnabemyopenerRachel:(understandsthatMonicaandEthanwannabealone)Hey,didyouguyscheckoutthosenewhanddryersinthebathroomRoss:IthoughtthatwasjustarumourRachel:TruestoryJoey:They'reherealready(Rachel,RossandRossgotothebathroom)YoungEthan:Allright,lookI'vegottatellyousomethingI'mnotIonlysaidsothatyou'dthinkIwascuteandvunerableI'mactually,Ihaveawife,Ihaveajob,I'myourCongressmanMonica,thisisridiculous,we'regreattogetherWecantalk,wemakeeachotherlaugh,andthesexOh,man,okayihavenoframeofgraft,butIthoughtthatwasgreatMonica:ItwasYoungEthan:Then,what'stheproblemMonica:Ethan,it'sumit'sickyYoungEthan:IckyYou'reactuallygonnathrowthisawaybecauseit'sickyMonica:Thisisn'teasyformeeitherIwishthingsweredifferent,IIfyouwereafewyearsolder,orifIwasafewyearsyounger,orifwelivedinbiblicaltimes,IwouldreallyYoungEthan:No,don'tsayit(closesMonica'smouthwithhishand)Monica:loveyou(Ross,RachelandJoeycomebackfromthebathroomTheydiscoverthatMonicaandEthanaren'tfinishedtalkingtoeachotheryet)Ross:Areyou'rehandsstillwetJoey:Uh,moist,yeahRachel:Let'sdry'emagain(Theygotothebathroomagain)Scene:AhallonthefloorwhereChandlerworksChandlerandPhoebeenters,andoverhearssomeemployees'sconversationOneofthemisdoingChandlerGerston:Uh,like,couldthesemargaritasbeanystronger(TheydiscoverthatChandlerislistening)Hey,ChandlerSantos:Hello,MrBingPetrie:LovedyourStevieWonderlastnightChandler:ThanksListen,abouttheweeklynumbers,I'mgonnaneedthemonmydeskbynineo'clockSantos:SureGerston:Noproblem(Theygoaway,tryingveryhardnottolaughatChandler)Chandler:Youhavetogive'emsomething,youknowOkay,nowthatwasGerston,Santos,andwho'stheguywiththemoustachePhoebe:PetrieChandler:Petrie,right,rightOkay,somepeoplegonnabeworkingthisweekendScene:MonicaandRachel's,RossiswatchingTV,butturnsitoff,andRachelissleepingonthecouchRossputsablanketoverherRachel:(talkinginhersleep)Oooooooooh(RachelstrokesherhandoverthepillowRossmimickshersilently)Oh,that'sniceOh,ohHuh,Ross!(Rossgetsallexcitedandstartstodanceonthecoffeetable,butslipsallmostimmediatly,andfallsontothecouchRachelwakesup)Rachel:RossRoss:I'mhereRachel:YouareWell,umWe,we,wewerejust Wow!Ross:What(hisbeepergoesoff)Great,nowI'mhavingababyRachel:WhatRoss:Ooh,OohRachel:WhatRoss:I'mhavingI'mhavingababy(jumpsbackontothetableagain)I'mhavingaWhere'sthephoneThephoneRachel:Idon'tknowwherethephoneis(Rossrunsfromthetable,overthecouchbutslipsandfallsontothefloor)Rachel:RossRoss:I'mhurtClosingCreditsScene:TheHallway,Rossiseagerlywaitingfortheotherstogetready,togotothehospitalRoss:Monica,let'sgoComeonnowpeople,womaninlabor(Chandlerstrutsoutfromhisapartment)Chandler:(doingalittledance)HeyRoss,lookwhatI'vegotgoinghereRoss:Yeah,saveitforthecab,okay(Rachelcomesoutfromtheirapartmentwithamirrorandalipstickinherhands)Ross:WhatareyoudoingWe'regoingtoahospitalRachel:What,soIcan'tlokkniceTheremightbedoctorsthereRoss:Joey,getoutofthefridgeJoey:Allright,allright(hecomesoutfromtheirapartmentwithahugesandwichinhishand)Ross:Whatisthat(referingtothesandwich)Joey:FortherideChandler:Yeah,likeinacabRoss:SaveitChandler:Okay,hatingthisRoss:Monica,comeonnowLet'sgo,babycoming(Monicaentersfromtheirapartment,crying)Monica:Ican'tbeliveit,I'mgonnabeanauntI'mgonnahavelikeanephewRoss:That'sniceGetoutLet'sgo,comeonJoey:Allright,I'mgoingI'mgoing(Theyallgodownthestairs,butRossturnsaround,lookinglikehisinacomaTheothersalsoturnsaroundtogethim)Chandler:Herewego,herewegoRachel:Rossy,RossyEnd倒人胃口的约会告诉他嘛…对就告诉他嘛告诉我什么你看你连正眼看他都不肯拜托快告诉我下回女人不看我时我有了新藉口好吧好吧昨晚我梦见我和你在这桌上做爱梦中得分你怎会有这种梦最重要的是我棒吗简直是棒极了真有意思在我梦中我总是力不从心昨晚你在桌上表现神了真高兴能与你们分享你没事吧我不敢相信你会在她梦中做爱抱歉我只有一次我醉得不醒人事而且这是某人的潜意志好呀,瑞秋起来给我你们能想像操作钻床的我吗不知道你当时穿什么不知道你为何想操作钻床只是暂时的工作直到我找回部份的按摩客户又是海盗没那回事我是个大笨蛋我教他们”自己在家动手作按摩”结果他们就在家里作嘿钱德勒她可以为你工作吗?谢了这是个好主意我可以是什么工作我秘书这几周无法来上班她去动消乳手术一言难尽的波霸故事我可以当个秘书我不知你是否是这块料因为这份工作得要表现”正常”白天要尽量正常我能办到你在玩什么我的call机古生物学家要那玩意儿干嘛恐龙紧急事件救命啊快来他们还是绝种了不是为卡萝生产买的她随时可以连络到我她只需拨个号码一J●MB这号码真酷还能当孩子的名字各位回头见了去见伊森小子谢谢伊森到底有多小年纪和我们差不多当我们还是他是大学四年级学生这位小朋友不在乎你的年纪当然不在乎因为我告诉他我岁什么我不像岁还说得过去我今年那就对了听见没听见了再不接电话就断了我来宾先生办公室抱歉他正在开会我没在开会我在…谁他知道这件事吗他有你的号码好我会转告他的再见什么罗斯打来问候的真好玩现在做什么现在我得开始工作了"没错"(Magicball显示)我出去一下我出去一下,拜拜拜拜什么事?你在干吗窗户擦好了,蜡烛点上了皮带太紧我得去换一条鱼翻过了没没因为我做的是千层面我是否已走火人魔一点点我不懂你们从他期中考开始约会突然间你…我怎么了就在今夜我不知道他是个好男孩我喜欢和他在一起很难说事情会发生就是会发生这种事无法事先计划好腿毛刮了没刮了罗斯你就别再折磨自己了这只是一场梦不代表…时候到了宝宝要出世了放轻松…冷静点有人call我?不安卓不在这儿今天已是第三次了对我确定没错我不做那种服务服务服务对你要打的是一JUMB没错有U的JUMB不先生相信我你不会想要我的从他的号码看来你看到我会大失所望好吧再见了第一天上班如何太棒了每个人都很棒瞧认识穿我鞋子的人是有代价的我不我没告诉任何人我认识你为什么因为他们并不喜欢你什么我以为你早知道不知道谁不喜欢我每个人除了…不是每个人你在说什么别难过他们过去都很喜欢你自从你升职后他们感觉你是上司大人物大老板我简直无法相信他们甚至还模仿你模仿我对报告要"何时"才能交来我没有那样你有的这山谷因音乐而变得生动我的烤饼我的烤饼!我没那样说话这”不”是真的这不…闭嘴不会吧告诉你我到九岁时还以为枪口就是犯罪现场怎么会新闻老是报导犯罪事件某人在枪口下惊慌的观光被挟持在枪口下我一直在想为何人总是要那儿去我该走了除非除非你要在这儿过夜我反正要在这里过夜…我也很想我们这样做前我得告诉你明天一早有课还是你已经与什么家伙秘密结婚了?在这两者之间就严格的技术上而言当然我还没伊森你是个处男如果你们这些孩子现在这样称呼的话对我是个处男我一直在等待梦中情人出现是吗?是的。你知道我说的就是你吧你一直哇个不停书报杂志电影上不断出现甚至在家里练习跟这感觉实在没得比听着难为你肯据实相告如果你能坦白我想我也能别告诉我是我做错了不那件事你没做错我说了我不是岁我是岁又个月我猜我们之间不会有任何改变年龄根本就不是距离在你坦承之际我也有话要说我比你所知的年纪还小你不是四年级我是四年级高中我们错了我竟和一个在建国两百年国庆都还没出生的男人做爱我刚做爱了伊森注意听你为何不早告诉我你也没告诉我你实际的年龄那不一样我的谎言不会使我们成为罪犯你到底在想什么我没在想什么我忙于不准说爱你真的?对不起走吧你不该来这儿的你该在学校过夜的天啊我像是专门勾引小帅哥的女人我成了琼考琳丝谁好安卓再分钟就会到再见这样省事多了快你已告诉我昨晚的梦不,死了这条心的为什么难道是梦中的我对你过于粗鲁?好吧不仅你在场乔伊也在场还有其他人吗没了你确定旁边没人蠢蠢欲动没有只有我们三个是你跟钱德勒之后再跟我还是我们三个同时你知道吗有几次甚至没有我真好摩妮卡…伊森又来电了摩妮卡…摩妮卡!什么事?伊森又来电了你不想再见到他了对有些事是无法勉强的这跟他需要假条才能离开学校无关我什么都没说我发誓他只是顺路过来下回见到他时能问闪电侠中最强的是谁我的生活简直是太多采多姿了可以换个话题吗对不起。吗啡时间到了暴龙!剑龙!我得走了哇哦,脑充血再来一次我就得走了酷!你要上哪儿去我要去参加同学的生日会同事没人跟我说他们不希望你大驾光临我不懂一个月前他们是我朋友当上主管并不代表我会变那么说你今晚该来和他们多相处让他们知道你还是个大好人你真的认为我该去对,你该去我们能不一起去吗我不想成为邀请上司的家伙昨晚真是太棒了卡拉K我和崔西合唱了首”乌木与象牙”你表现得很好大家仍然取笑你什么你现在成了”管家婆”上司我要你上司”称兄道弟”上司我更迷糊了钱德勒你得面对现实你像个坐在大办室里的人一样有权录取他们也有权开除他们他们说你是个好上司是吗他们不再是你的朋友我只是想你不能你不是要去…卡萝和我有了新系统如果打就代表她将生产否则我就根本不理会安卓呢早上他接到我表弟纳森的电话老实说我知道太多内幕了那也是我的开场白你们看过浴室里的新吹风机没我以为那只是谣传千真万确早就装了我得和你谈谈我不是岁我这样说你才会认为我可爱惹人怜其实我今年我有老婆和工作我是你的国会议员摩妮卡这太荒谬了我们在一起很开心我们聊天说笑做爱我虽然经验不多但一切是那么美的确是那么问题出在哪儿伊森那是不能长久的不能长久因为如此你就想放弃我是不得已的我希望情形不是这样如果你年长几岁我年轻几岁或是我们生活在圣经时代我就可以…不要说爱你你的手还没干还是湿的那就再去烘一次这些萄葡酒能再“烈”一点吗钱德勒宾先生我爱你昨晚的史提夫汪达谢谢有关这周的数据九点"之"前请送到我办公室来没问题总得给他们些话题嘛刚刚是格斯顿山托斯留胡子的那个叫什么派崔派崔对这周末有人得加班了真好罗斯罗斯?我在这儿你在我们在什么这下可好我有宝宝了我有宝宝了我有…电话在哪儿电话在那儿罗斯我受伤了摩妮卡快走各位快点她要生了罗斯看这是什么留着付计程车吧你在干什么我们要去医院我不能漂亮一点吗那儿或许有医生乔别翻冰箱了那是干吗的坐车的时候吃的真讨厌摩妮卡快宝宝就要出世了我真不敢相信我快当姑姑了我快有侄子了真感人走吧走吧

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