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首页 607 The One Where Phoebe Runs

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607 The One Where Phoebe Runs

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TheOneWherePhoebeRunsScene:PhoebeandRachel’snewapartment,RachelandPhoebearemakingtheiransweringmachinemessagePhoebe:ReadyRachel:YeahPhoebe:OkayRachel:HiPhoebe:it'sRachel:RachelPhoebe:and…Rachel:Phoebe’sPhoebe:pleaseRachel:leavePhoebe:leave…Rachel:Wait,IIjustsaid"leave"Phoebe:Yeah,IknowbecauseyouhaveallthegoodwordsWhatdoIgetIget"it’s,""and"ohI'msorry,Ihave"A"ForgetitRachel:Phoebe,comeonthat'ssillyPhoebe:Allright,solet'sswitchRachel:No,IhaveallofthegoodwordsOK,fine,fine,wecanswitchPhoebe:OkayRachel:OkayPhoebe:Hi…Rachel:Everybody…Phoebe:It's…Rachel:Rachel…Phoebe:and…Rachel:Phoebe’s…Phoebe:Pleasewait,howdidyoudothatRachel:WhatPhoebe:Oh,you'renoordinaryroommateareyouRachel:Phoebe,comeoncanwefinishthislaterCauseIwannagorunningbeforeitgetsdarkOh!Whydon'tyoucomewithme!Phoebe:ReallyRachel:Yeah,it'llbefunWe'llrunintheparkIt'llbelikeourfirsty’knowroommatebondingthingPhoebe:Okay,let'sgorunning!Rachel:Yeahandthere'sreallycuteguystherePhoebe:Let'sruntowardsthem!Rachel:OK!Phoebe:Allright,waitjustonemoresecondHi,it'sPhoebeandRachel'sPleaseleaveamessage,thanks!Rachel:NowwaitaminuteYoujusttookallthewords!Phoebe:UhhuhYou'vemetyourmatchRachelGreenOpeningCreditsScene:MonicaandChandler’snewapartment,RossandChandlerarethereRoss:So,IjustfinishedthisfascinatingbookBytheyear,there'llbecomputersthatcancarryoutthesameamountoffunctionsasanactualhumanbrainSotheoreticallyyoucoulddownloadyourthoughtsandmemoriesintothiscomputerandandandliveforeverasamachineChandler:(notamused)AndIjustrealizedIcansleepwithmyeyesopenMonicaentersMonica:Hey!RossandChandler:Hey!Monica:(jumpsoverabox)Honey,that'sagreatideanailingtheboxestothefloor!Chandler:Ididn'tnailtheboxestothefloorMonica:Oh,Soyoucanmovethem!Chandler:Yes,andwhileI'mdoingthat,RosshasagreatcomputerstoryforyouJoeyenterswithhisnewroommatewhoisplayedbynoneotherthanElleMacPhersonJoey:Heyeverybody!Uh,I'dlikeyoutomeetJanineShe'sshe'sgonnabemynewroommate!Janine:HiRoss:Hi!(Rushesovertoshakeherhandinstantly)Janine:HiJoey:Yeah,she'sgonnalivewithme!Monica:It'snicetomeetyouJanineJanine:LecroixJanineLecroixJoey:Ididn'tknowthat!Well,whataprettylastname!Chandler:So,uh,whwhereyafromJanine:Australia,IjustmovedhereacoupleofweeksagoJoey:(shocked)FromthelanddownunderIdidn'tknowthateither!Ross:Souh,whauh,whatdoyoudoJanine:I'madancerJoey:You'readancerSheshe'sadancer!Janine:Well,IthinkI'llgoandunpackJoey:Oh,heyletme(OpensthedoorforJanineandafterheclosesthedoorbehindhergaspsecstatically)Monica:Joey,didyoueveninterviewthiswomanbeforeyouaskedhertomoveinJoey:OfcourseIdidMonica:Uhhuh,whatexactlydidyouaskherJoey:"Whencanyoumovein"Ross:ThankyouforbringingherintoourlivesChandler:UnbelievableMonica:Oh,soyoulikehertooChandlerChandler:Hey,lookatalltheboxes!Joey:Ugh,Icannotwaittoaskherout!Monica:WaitaminuteJoeyJoeyyoucan'taskherout,she'syourroommateItit'llbewaytoocomplicatedRoss:Yeah,yeahmandon'tdoitImeanifyoudateher,thenthenthenIcan'tdateherChandler:Allright,thinkaboutitNowrememberwhenyouweregoingoutwiththatgirlDonnaandyouguysbrokeupRememberhowhorribleitwaswhenyouguysbumpedintoeachotheratthesupermarketJoey:OhGod,yeahChandler:NowimagineyouliveatthesupermarketJoey:(happily)Okay!Chandler:NonoJoey:Oh,Oh,you'reright!Idon'twantthatIcan'tdateher!Monica:Yeahandyoubetterwatchtheflirtingtoo,causeyouknow,insuchclosequarters,itcouldbetroubleJoey:Well,that'sgonnabetoughMonImeanit'shardformetobearoundanattractivewomanandnotflirtMonica:(chuckles)Hmm,wellyou'rearoundmeallthetimeandyoudon'tflirtJoey:YoualittlesadaboutthatsweetheartScene,ThePark:PhoebeandRachelaregettingreadytogorunningPhoebe:Ihavetotiemyshoe,soyougoahead,I'llcatchupRachel:Okay(Runsoff)Phoebe:Okay(Startsrunningcrazilywithherarmsflappingandherlegsfarapart)Comeon!That'snotrunning!Let'sgo!(Rachelpauses,thenfollows,embarrassed)Scene,CentralPerk:Rachel,RossandMonicaarethereRachel:Youguys,I'mtellingyou,whensheruns,shelookslikeacrossbetweenKermitTheFrogandTheSixMillionDollarManRoss:MonicahadsuchacrushonhimYeah,sheusedtokisshispostereverynightbeforeshewenttobedRachel:Oh!Iusedtodothattoo!Monica:Didyoualsohavehisalbum,It'sNotEasyBeingGreenRachel:Aw,Mon(Kissesheronthecheek)Monica:So,PhoeberunsweirdhuhRachel:Yeah,yeahandyouknowwhat,Iknowshe'sgonnawannarunagain,Ijustdon'tknowhowtogetoutofit,Imean,IlivewithherMonica:Whydon'tyoujustbestraightwithherTellherthetruthRoss:YeahRachel:You'reright,you'rerightIshouldjusttellherthetruthPhoebeentersPhoebe:Hey!Ross:Hey!Rachel:Pheebs,Monicatrippedme,Idon'tthinkIcaneverrunagain,ever!Phoebe:WhyWhywouldyoudothatMonica:Idon'tknowRachelI'mI'msorrythatIhurtyouranklesRachel:AnkleMonica:We'llseeScene:MonicaandChandler’snewapartment,ChandlerisputtingsomethingawayunderthesinkChandler:OK,I'mofficiallyunpackedThanksforhelpingmeman(TurnsaroundandseesthatJoeyisn'tthere)Joe(Hearsgigglingcomingfromabox)Well,IguessJoeywenthomeOhandlook,there'sstilloneboxthatIhavetounpack(Hearsthegigglingagain)Joey:(jumpsoutofthebox)IGotcha!!Chandler:(pretending)OhmyGod!YoualmostgavemeaheartattackJoey:Boy,itwassohardnottolaugh,ItellyaHey,hey,theplacelooksgreat!Chandler:Yeah,notbadrightYouknowwhat,Monica’sgonnabeworkinglate,soI'mgonnamakethisplacespotlessYouknowwhatelseI'mgonnado,knowwhatelseI'mgonnadoI'mgonnagodownstairs,I'mgonnagethersomeflowersNowwhowouldn'twannalivewithmeJoey:(raiseshishand)Idon't!No,IwannalivewiththesuperhotAustraliandancerChandler:Yeah,nowhow'sthatgoingthoughAreyouokaywiththenotflirtingthingJoey:YeahWell,sofaryeahButit'stoughyouknowIgotallthisbuiltupflirtingenergyandIdon'tknowhowtogetridofit(GivesChandlerthe"Joeylove,"look)HowyoudoinSceneJoeyandJanine’snewapartment,JanineisthereJoeywalksintoseeJaninebentover,stretchingJoey:(voicecracking)OhhhhmanJanine:Sorry,there'sjustmoreroomouthereJoey:Nonononono,it'sit'suh,youjustuh,uhremindedmethatuh,Ineedtodomystretchestoo(Startstostretch,groanspainfully)Janine:(toucheshiswaist)Whydon'tyoutrytodoJoey:(jumpsupandyells)Janine:What'swrongJoey:UhuhnothingIIIIdidn'twantyoutotouchmecauseI'mI'mallsweatyfromtheworkoutIbetterhittheshower(Goesintothebathroomandcomesbackoutquickly)OhmyGod!Janine:Oh,sorryaboutthatstuffhanginginthereIt'sjustmythongsaretoodelicateforthedryer(Joeylaughsnervouslyandgoestohisbedroom)Scene,ThePark,RachelisrunningandPhoebeishidingbehindatreePhoebe:(jumpsinfrontofRachel)Hi!Ohyeah,uhhuh,it'smeIsawyougrabyourrunningshoesthismorningandsneakoutYouliedsoyoucouldrunbyyourselfRachel:No,noPhoebeno,IwasnoYouknowwhat,Iwas,Iwasactuallyjustcheckingto,see,ifIcouldrunAndIcan!Phoebe:PleaseRachel,Iamnotanidiot(Runsoff)Rachel:No,waitPhoebeScene,MonicaandChandler’s,ChandleristhereEverythingisoutofitsplaceandChandler'scleaningRoss:(enters)Wow,coupleswholivetogetherdostarttolookalikeSo,Mondleruh,whatuh,what‘chadoinChandler:WhatdoesitlooklikeI'mdoingIamcleaning!Ross:DidyougetMonica'sauthorizationtomoveallofherstuffChandler:AuthorizationIdon'tneedthatI'mgonnaputeverythingbackRoss:PutitbackexactlywhereyoufounditChandler:YesI'mgonnaputitback(MockingRoss)exactlywhereIfounditRoss:‘Kay,firstofall,thisattitudeisnothelpingChandler:She'snotgonnacareifIputherstuffbackinthesamestupidplaceRoss:Whoa,hello,didyoujustmeetMonicaChandler:SheisgonnarecognizethatIdidanicethingandand,appreciateitRoss:Hmmyouknow,actuallythis'llworkoutwellCausewhenyouhavetomovebackinwithJoey,Joey'shotnewroommatecancomeandlivewithmeChandler:Isee,Isee,yyyou'retryingtofreakmeoutRoss:LookChandler,MonicaisreallyweirdaboutthiskindstuffallrightBelieveme,IlivedwithherforyearsSheisgoingtofreak…outOhmyGod,she'sgoingtositonyouChandler:No,she'snotokayAndI'llproveittoyouI'mgonnacallherrightnow(Picksupthephoneandwipesitoff)Phone'sdoneehhMonica:(onphone)Hi!Chandler:HeyMon,how'sitgoingMonica:TerribleIfifIwantsomethingdoneright,IhavetodoitmyselfOtherpeoplejustwreckstuffIreallythinkImightkillsomeonetonightChandler:Ohcomeon,comeon,itcan'tbethatbadMonica:It'sworseTheonlythingthat'sgettingmethroughisknowingthatI'mgonnabeseeingyousoonIthinkImayeventrytogetoutofhereearlyChandler:No!NonononononoItsoundsliketheyreallyneedyoudownthereMonica: Well,areyoujusthangingoutwithRossChandler:It's,allgood!OkaybyebyeMon!(ToRoss)She'sshe'sgonnakillmeRoss:Yeah,thephonewasfacingtheotherway(Chandlerfixesitandapictureframeoffthetable)AndthatgoesbackupthereCommercialBreakScene:MonicaandChandler’s,continuedfromearlierChandler:WeshouldstartwiththebigstuffY’knowThat'llbetheeasiestUh,let'sstartwiththecouch(HepicksuponeendandRossdoesn'thelp)Igotit(Hemovesitbacktowherehethinksitgoes)Ross:Yeahthatthat,doesn'tlookrightChandler:WhatareyoutalkingaboutThecouchisperfectlyinlinewiththecarpetAndthenIcanjustwalkoverhereandcasuallyjustputmyfeetrightuponthe(Triestoresthisfeetonthecoffeetablebuttheywon'treach)OK,OK,here'swhatwedo,wejustuh,movethecouchclosertothecoffeetableRoss:Whoa,whoa,butthenthebackofthecouchwon'tlineupwithhebackofthecarpetChandler:OKwellhere,we'lljustmovethecoffeetableclosertothecouchRoss:Whoa,Whoa,Whoa,butthenthecoffeetablewon'tbecenteredintheseatingareaChandler:Yes,butthecoffeetabledoesn'tmatchtheblahebdmsdlkhdyslkdbtydsRooosss!!!!Joey:(entering)Look,whatamIgonnadoI'mnotflirtingbutstill,I'mdrawinghertomelikelikeamothtoaflame!(Triestoputhisfeetonthecoffeetabletheywon'treachandlooksaround)Whatthehell'sgoingonoverhere!!(PointstoChandler)Monica'sgonnakillyou!LookIneedyourhelp,Ihavetodosomethingtotorepelthiswoman!Waitaminute,waitaminute,youguysrepelwomenallthetimeRoss:Hey,I'vebeenmarriedtimes(Chandlergiveshimaroundofmockapplause)Joey:NononoI'veseenithappen,youyougetarapportgoingwithawomanbutsomehowyoumanagetokillitWhat'syoursecretRoss:Look,wedonotrepelwomenOKThatiscompletelyuntrueChandler:Ohno,yeswedomymanRememberwhenwewerebackincollegeandwewenttothatspringdanceandyouwalkedrightuptothatgirlyoulikedandyoucouldnotstoptalkingabouttheIrishpotatofamineRoss:Yeah,wellwhataboutyouYouweren'tyouknow,sohotincollegeeitherAftereverythinghesaid,he'dgo"badumbumchessh"Chandler:Yeah,Monicadoesn'tlikethateither,MaybeIshouldstopdoingthatRoss:Ohy'knowwhat,girlsdon'tlikeitwhenIstarttalkingaboutscienceChandler:That'snotspecifictogirlsJoey:Thisisgreat,thisisgreat,whatelse,whatelseRoss:Uh,theydon'tlikeitwhenyoucorrecttheirgrammarChandler:Andtheydon'tlikeitwhenyouexplainwhyyourjokesarefunnyRoss:Theydon'tlikeitwhenyoukeepaskingthemiftheylikeyouChandler:Man,I'msoluckyIhaveMonicaRoss:(nonchalantly)I'mnevergonnafindloveagainScene:PhoebeandRachel’s,RachelisthereasPhoebeentersRachel:HeyPhoebe,canItalktoyouforasecondPhoebe:SureRachel:Okay,um,I(Phoebewalksintoherroom)AllrightPhoebelook,IjustwantedtosaythatI'msorryOKIhandledthesituationhorriblyandIshouldnothaveliedtoyouPhoebe:So,whatshouldyouhavedoneRachel:Well,IIshould'vetoldyouthetruthPhoebe:UhHuh,WhichisRachel:Well,y'know,thereasonIdidn'twannagorunningwithyouisbecauseum,welly'knowthewaythatyourunisalittle(Startsflappingherarms)Phoebe:SoRachel:Well,it'sembarrassingPeoplewerelookingatuslikewewerecrazyPhoebe:WhydoyoucareRachel:Becausethey'repeoplePhoebe:Butpeoplethatyoudon'tknowandwillneverseeagainRachel:Yes,butstillThey'repeople…witheyesPhoebe:Well,Ididn'tgetembarrassedrunningnexttoMiss(panting)Butno,okayNo,no,IcanseewhyrunningwithmewouldbeembarrassingtoyouYeah,okayYou'reuptightRachel:IIamnotuptightHeyheyheyohoh!Listen,Iamnotuptight,manPhoebe:That'sokayRachelI'mnotjudgingyouthat'sjustwhoyouareMeI'mmorefreey'knowIrunlikeIdidwhenIwasakid,causethat'stheonlywayit'sfunY'know,Imeandidn’tyoueverrunsofastyouthoughtyourlegsweregonnafalloffY'know,likewhenyouwerelikerunningtowardstheswingsorrunningawayfromSatan(Rachellooksconfused)Theneighbor'sdogScene:MonicaandChandler’s,Chandlerhasthetapemeasureoutandisbusyliningupthelamponthekitchencounter,RossissupervisingthewholeoperationChandler:Okay,isthislampinthesameplaceRoss:WhocaresIrepelwomenMonicatriestocomeinChandler:(blocksthedoor)Nononononononono!!!Youcan'tcomeinhere!RrrrRossisnakedMonica:What!Ross:(whispers)What!Chandler:(toRoss)Icouldn'tsaythatIwasnakedbecauseshe'sallowedtooseemenakedRoss:WhydoesanyonehavetobenakedMonica:WhyisRossnakedRoss:IIhadtoshowChandlersomethingMonica:NakedRoss:YeahyeahIuh,Ihaveauh,aguyproblemMonica:IsitthesamethingthatChandlerhadChandler:Look,uh,justcomelater,we'llgeteverythingsquaredawayandyoucancomebacklaterMonica:Okay,listen,there'sstillsomeofChandler'smedicineunderthesinkinthebathroomBye!Chandler:Bye!ThankGodRoss:Dude,what'dyouhaveChandler:Look,wehavenotimeokayWemustfocusWegottageteverythingbackintoitsoriginalplaceRoss:(realizessomething)Thephotoalbum!ThereweremillionsofpicturesoftheapartmentinthephotoalbumWejustgothroughitandmatcheverythingtothepicturesChandler:That'sperfect!That'sbrilliant!(Startsgoingthroughthephotoalbum)Ross:Soreally,what'dyahaveScene:JoeyandJanine's,Janine'sthereJoeyentersJanine:HeyJoey,IgotsomebeerforyouJoey:Uh,don'tyoumean"forwhom"Janine:Sure,listenIwasgonnaordersomepizza,youwannashareoneJoey:Pizza,heh,itsnotlikeIneverhadthatbeforebadumbumcheshhhJanine:IstheresomethingwrongJoey:Allright,Allright,let'sjustgetthisoutintheopenokayYou'rehotI'mlovableClearlythere'savibegoingonbetweenusBut,we'reroommatesandit'sahugemistakeforustocontinuedownthisroadJanine:JoeyJoey:No,no,no,I'mtellingyaImagineyourselflivinginasupermarketandyouwillunderstandokaySothequestionis,whatdowedoJanine:Well,Idon'tthinkthereisanythingtodoImeanIthinkyou'rereallysweet,butI'mjustnotinterestedinyoulikethatJoey:Oh!Janine:No!Imeanyou'reareallyniceguyandI'mhappytobeyourroommateandyourfriend,I'mjusty'know,Ijustdon'tfeelthatwayaboutyouJoey:Oh!IseewhathappenedIt'sbecauseIwastryingtorepelyouRightBelieveme,you'dfeelalotdifferentifIturneditonJanine:Idon'tthinksoJoey:Oh,Ido(GiveshertheJoeylovelook)HowyoudoinJanine:I'mOKJoey:What!!Janine:WhatJoey:OhdearGod!Scene:Thepark,Rachel'srunningbyherselfandpantingAfteralittlewhileshedecidestorunlikePhoebeRachel:(RunsintoPhoebe)Hey!Phoebe:Hey!Rachel:Ohhoney,I'msosorry,youwereright,thisfeelsgreat!Phoebe:SeeAndyoudon'tcareifpeoplearestaring,it'sjustforasecondcausethenyou'regone!Rachel:Gone!ImeanitsamazingPheebsIfeelsofreeandsograceful(Turnsandbumpsintoamountedpolicemanandfalls)Hey!Lookoutforthehorse!Sorry!(Runsoff)Scene:MonicaandChandler’s,ChandlerandRossarethereMonicaentersMonica:IsitokayformetocomeinnowChandler:UhhuhMonica:WhyiseverythingdifferentRoss:Bye!(Runsout)Chandler:No,Idon'tseeanythingdifferentotherthanthefactthattheroomgotsomuchbrighterwhenyoucameintoit(Forcedlaughter)Monica:Well,theendtableiswrong,Thecouchlooksbizarreanddon'tevengetmestartedontherefrigeratormagnetsChandler:Okaylook,don'tdon'tbemadokayButafterIunpackedtheboxesIwantedtodosomethingniceforyou,so,IIIcleanedtheapartmentSoImovedeverythingaroundandthenIforgotwhereit,whereitwentbackandI'msorry,I'mverysorry,I'msorry,I'msorryMonica:It'sokayChandler,areyouafraidofmeorsomethingChandler:DoyouwantmetobeafraidofyouMonica:OfcoursenotImeangosh,Chandlerwhatyoudid,it's,it'sawonderfulthingandIreallyappreciateitIknowIhavethisweirdthingwhereIwanteverythingtobeintheperfectplace,butI'dneverexpectyoutoworryaboutthatChandler:ReallyMonica:Ofcourse!Chandler:Ohwellyou'rethebestYoucomeheretomeMonica:Allright,holdonokayFirstthing'sfirst(Getshercleaninggloveson)Okay,nowdidRosssitanywherewhilehewasnakedClosingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,Ross,JanineandChandlerarethereRoss:Soitsaidthatbytheyear,there'llbecomputersthatcancarryoutthesamenumberoffunctionsasanactualhumanbrainSotheoreticallywecoulddownloadourthoughtsandourmemoriesintothiscomputerJanine:andliveforeverasamachine!Ross:That'ssoJanine,youyouyouknowwhat,doyouknowwe'redoingrightnowYouandI,we'reinterfacingJanine:Yeah,IgottagoChandler:Badumbumbcheshhh!End菲比跑步准备好了吗好了嗨这里是瑞秋和菲比的家请留下留下等一下,我已经说了"留下"是啊,但要说的你都说光了我能说什么我只说"这里是,""和"噢对不起,我还有个"A"算了菲比,不要那么小气要不,我们交换说吧不要,我要说较好的部分好吧好吧,我们对调吧嗨各位这里是瑞秋和菲比的家等等,你怎能这样做啊怎么了噢,你真是不简单啊菲比,不如我们一会再搞这个吧我想在天黑前去小跑一下噢!不如你和我一起去吧!真的吗是啊,很好玩的我们可以到公园里去就当是我们同居的庆祝仪式吧好啊,我们跑步去吧!还有那里还有英俊的男生呢我们向他们冲过去吧!好吧!先等一下嗨,这里是菲比和瑞秋的家请留下你的口信,谢谢!等一等你刚刚把全部留言都说了!呵呵你终于明白竞争已经开始了瑞秋格林菲比去跑步我刚刚读完一本好书在年,出现了拥有和人脑一样功能复杂的电脑理论上你可以下载你的思想和记忆到那台电脑上而且可以象机器一样永生不灭我刚刚发现我可以睁着眼睛睡觉嘿!嘿!甜心,把那些箱子钉死在地板上真是不错哦!我没有把它们钉在地板上啊噢,原来你可以把它们搬开的啊!好啦,但在我搬箱子的时候,罗斯会给你讲一个关于电脑的故事嘿各位!呃,我给你们介绍Janine她是我的新房友!嗨嗨!怎样,她要和我一块住啊!真是幸会JanineLecroix全名JanineLecroix我还不知道呢!哇,多么好的一个姓啊!那么,你从那里来的澳大利亚,我才刚到几周从澳大利亚来的这个我也不知道哦!那么,你干什么工作的我是个舞蹈员你是个舞蹈员她她是个舞蹈员!那个我想我要回去整理一下行李乔伊,她搬进来前你有问清楚她的底细吗我当然有啊呃呵,你问了些什么你什么时候能搬进来谢谢你把她带进我们的生活难以置信噢,你也喜欢她吗钱德嘿,看看这些箱子!呃,我等不及了我要马上找她约会!等一下乔伊乔伊你不能和她约会兔子不吃窝边草对啊,对啊你不能这样做我是说,你和她约会,那那那我就不能约她了好了,你想想想一下你和Donna约会然后你又和她分手想一下你们当时在超市里打闹多么可怕啊噢天啊,没错再想象一下你要住在超市里面没问题啊!不是不是噢,噢,没错!我不要那样我不能约会她!你还要注意自己的轻浮言行因为你们住得那么近,很危险的哇,那很难啊你知道在一个这么诱人的女生旁边我很难不去挑逗她啊唔,你一直在我身边但也没有挑逗我啊你为这事不高兴吗甜心我要绑鞋带,你先走,我会跟上来的好吧来吧!跑好一点!上吧!告诉你们,当她跑步的时候她就象是青蛙和TheSixMillionDollar乐队的混合体莫尼卡对那支乐队很迷恋哦每晚睡前都要亲吻他的海报再睡噢!我以前也会这样呢!你有没有他的专辑,《做格林家的人不容易》啊(揶揄瑞秋·格林)噢,莫菲比跑得很怪异呵是啊,是啊还有啊,我知道她很想继续跑步我不知道应该怎样应对,你知道啦我已和她一块住了干脆你直接一点告诉她真相你说的对,你说的对我应该告诉她真相的嘿!嘿!菲比,莫尼卡刚绊倒我,我想我不能再跑步了,永远!为什么你为什么要这样做啊我也不知道瑞秋很抱歉我搞伤了你的脚脚踝我看到好了我正式入住了谢谢你帮忙乔噢我想乔伊他回家了噢你看还有一个箱子要处理吓死你!!噢我的天啊!你几乎害我心脏病发伙计你知道吗,这很难憋住不笑的嘿,嘿,这里真的不错呢!是啊,不差吧莫尼卡今天下班很晚我想要这里一尘不染告诉你我要做什么,我要做什么我要到楼下去我要给她买束花现在没有人不想和我住了吧我就不想!因为,我要和澳洲来的超级辣妹一块住坐怀不乱你做得如何?你们俩关系还正常吧?是的,到目前为止还可以但你知道吗这很难的我把风流性子收敛起来真憋得慌你好吗噢天啊不好意思,因为这里空间很大不不不,那是,你呃,提醒了我,我也要做一下伸展运动为什么你不试一下怎么啦呃呃没有事我我不想你碰我因为我工作完浑身是汗我应该要去洗个澡噢天啊!噢,不好意思我把东西都挂到里面了因为那些皮带不能用干衣机甩干嗨!噢没错,是我我今早看到你穿上你的跑鞋鬼鬼祟祟的出去了你讲谎话以便单独去跑步不是啊,菲比不是啊,我没有你知道我,实际上我是去试一下,看看是否能去跑步原来我可以跑步了!拜托瑞秋,别当我是白痴不是这样的,等等菲比哇真是近朱者赤,近墨者黑呢那莫德呃,你呃,你在干什么我看起来象在干什么我在搞清洁啊!你搬东西有没有得到莫尼卡的许可许可不需要我会把东西都放回原位嘛精确放回原位是的我会“精确地”放回原位好了,首先,你这种态度是不要得的她不会介意我有没有把东西放回那些愚蠢的地方哇,你还好吗,你头一天认识莫尼卡吗她会觉得我做得很好然后,感激我做的一切唔你知道吗,其实这样也不错啊因为你要搬回去和乔伊住那乔伊的新房友就可以过来跟我住了我知道了,我知道了,你你要吓我钱德,莫尼卡对这种事情很敏感的相信我,我和她同住了年她会发神经的噢天啊,她可能会坐到你头上去不会,难道她有毛病吗我会证明给你看的我现在打电话给她打通了呵嗨!嘿莫,工作好吗太糟了如果我要把事情搞好的话,那就全要亲力亲为其他人就只会搞破坏我想今晚我要杀人了噢别这样,别这样,也不会这么差的是更差只有想到过会就可以见到你让我稍感安慰我看看能不能提早下班不要!不要不要不要不要不要听你这样说他们应该很需要你才对那好,你和罗斯在一块吗这里一切很好!好了拜拜莫!她她会杀了我的是啊,因为那电话没有挂好而这个要放回去那里我们应该从大的家具开始这样事情会变得比较简单呃,我们从沙发开始吧我自己搞定是吗,看起来有点不对劲你在说什么啊这沙发刚好压在地毯的边上然后我可以走过来舒服的把我的脚放在好吧,我们可以呃把沙发移近一点哇,哇,那沙发就不能刚好压这地毯的边线了好吧那这样,我们把咖啡桌向沙发移一点哇,哇,哇,那咖啡桌就不在座位区的正中央了是,但这咖啡桌就不(胡言乱语)罗斯!!!!看,我能怎么办我没有挑逗她但还是她被我吸引好象扑火的飞蛾一样!这里怎么搞的!!莫尼卡会杀死你的!帮帮我吧我要做点什么让这个女人讨厌我!等一等,等一等你们经常都让女人敬而远之啊嘿,我结过婚三次了不不不我知道该怎么做了你们开始能和一个女人很愉快的相处但没一会你就有办法把事情搞砸秘诀是什么听着,我们没有讨女人的厌你完全搞错了噢不,我们的确那样老兄记得我们在大学时在春季舞会上你向那个你喜欢的女生走去然后不住的说爱尔兰的土豆短缺危机没错,那你又怎样你,你在学校也不是很受欢迎啊他讲完话之后,就会说"badumbumchessh"是啊,莫尼卡不喜欢这个,或许我不应该再这样做了噢你知道吗,女生都不喜欢我说关于科学的东西不只有女生会厌恶的很好,很好,还有什么,还有什么呃,她们不喜欢你纠正她们的话还有她们不喜欢你解释笑话的好笑之处她们不喜欢你经常问她们是否喜欢你老弟,能拥有莫尼卡我真是太幸运了我将永远不能找到真爱了嘿菲比,能和你聊聊吗好啊好的,呃,我菲比,我只想说对不起好吗我把事情搞的一塌糊涂我是不应该对你撒谎的那,你应该怎样做啊我我应该告诉你真相呵呵,真相是那我不愿意和你一块跑的原因是因为呃你跑步的方式有点所以呢那很令人尴尬的啊人们会以为我们是疯子的为什么你那么介意呢因为他们是人啊但那些人你不认识而且以后也不会再见到他们的啊是啊,但众目睽睽是吗,我倒不觉得尴尬哦噢我知道了,我知道为什么和我跑步会让你觉得尴尬了没错你太保守了我我不保守!嘿嘿嘿噢噢!听好,我一点不保守知道吗没关系的瑞秋我不是在说你什么只是你就是那种人你就是那种人没错我从小就这样跑了,因为那是我唯一能觉得好玩的东西你没有试过跑得飞快快得好象脚都要掉下来一样就象冲着一个明星跑去那般又或者象逃离魔鬼的身边一样我指邻居家的狗好了这灯摆的地方对吗管它的我没有女人缘不不不不不不不不!!!你不能进来!罗罗斯没有穿衣服什么!什么!我总不能说我没穿衣服吧因为她可以看我裸体的为什么一定要有人裸体啊为什么罗斯要裸体啊我我要给钱德看点东西要赤条条的吗是是啊我呃,我有一点男生的小问题和钱德的问题一样吗这样,呃,你过会再进来吧我们会把一切弄好一会就可以进来了好吧,听着,钱德还有一点药在浴室的洗脸盆下过会见!拜!谢天谢地老兄,你有什么病啊你看,我们没有时间了好吗我们要集中把一切还原到原位照相册!照相册里有无数张这房间的照片我们只要对照它们收拾不就行了吗没错!太好了!说真的,你得什么病了嘿乔伊,我给你买了些啤酒呃,你就不能说"给某人买"可以我想叫一个比萨饼,你要吃吗比萨,呵,你以为我以前没吃过吗badumbumcheshhh是不是有什么问题啊好吧,好吧,我们就摊开来讲吧你很辣而我很可爱明显的我们之间互有感觉但是,我们是房友这样走下去会酿成大祸的乔伊不,不,不,我来告诉你想象一下你要住在超市那你就会明白了那问题是,我们该怎么做哈,我不觉得要做些什么哦你是很可爱,但我对你不感兴趣不是!我是说你是个很好的男生能做你的房客和朋友我很高兴,只是我对你没有那种感觉噢!我知道怎么回事了因为我一直在躲着你对不对相信我一旦我“来真的”你就会有不同的感觉了我不觉得哦哦,但我觉得哦你好吗(泡妞用语)我很好什么!!什么什么噢天啊!嘿!嘿!噢亲爱的,对不起,你说得对,这感觉真的很好!我就说不用理会别人的目光,因为你一下子就跑过去了!跑过去!我觉得太不可思议了菲比我觉得很自在很过瘾嘿!小心有头马在这!对不起!我现在能进来吗啊呵怎么所有东西都不同啦再见!没有啊,我没有看到什么不同啊只是你进来以后房间里蓬壁生辉你看,那桌子歪了,长椅变的怪怪的更不要说冰箱上的磁铁饰物了好了,不要不要生气好吗我搞定箱子以后想给你点惊喜嘛所以,我我就清洁我们的公寓咯我搬开一切以后忘记了它们原来的位置对不起,真是对不起,对不起,对不起没关系的钱德,你是害怕我吗你想我怕你吗当然不是啦我是说,钱德你做的一切,实在实在是太好了,我很感激你我知道我追求一切都完美所以变有点怪异但我不想这一切让你忧心真的吗当然啊!噢你真是最好的给我过来好,等一下好吗首要的首要罗斯光溜溜时坐过哪里它说年,会出现象人脑一样功能强大的电脑所以理论上我们可以把我们的思想和记忆到电脑里面还可以象机器一样永生!就是这样Janine你你你知道吗,你知道我们在做什么吗你和我,我们很有缘分哦是啊,我要走了Badumbumbcheshhh!

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