下载

2下载券

加入VIP
  • 专属下载特权
  • 现金文档折扣购买
  • VIP免费专区
  • 千万文档免费下载

上传资料

关闭

关闭

关闭

封号提示

内容

首页 110 The One With the Monkey

110 The One With the Monkey.doc

110 The One With the Monkey

白开水
2018-09-06 0人阅读 举报 0 0 暂无简介

简介:本文档为《110 The One With the Monkeydoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWiththeMonkeyScene:MonicaandRachel's,RossisenteringRoss:GuysThere'sasomebodyI'dlikeyoutomeet(Amonkeyjumpsontohisshoulder)All:Oooh!Monica:WwaitWhatisthatRoss:'That'wouldbeMarcelYouwannasayhiMonica:No,no,Idon'tRachel:Oh,heisprecious!WheredidyougethimRoss:MyfriendBethelrescuedhimfromsomelabPhoebe:Thatissocruel!WhyWhywouldaparentnametheirchildBethelChandler:Hey,thatmonkey'sgotaRossonitsass!Monica:Ross,ishegonnalivewithyou,like,inyourapartmentRoss:YeahImean,it'sbeenkindaquietsinceCarolleft,soMonica:Whydon'tyoujustgetaroommateRoss:Nah,IdunnoIthinkyoureachacertainage,havingaroommateiskindapathe(Realises)sorry,that's,that's'pathet',whichisSanskritfor'reallycoolwaytolive'OpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,PhoebeisgettingreadytosingJoeyisnottherePhoebe:Soyouguys,I'mdoingallnewmaterialtonightIhavetwelvenewsongsaboutmymother'ssuicide,andoneaboutasnowmanChandler:Mightwannaopenwiththesnowman(EnterJoey)All:Hey,JoeyHey,buddyMonica:So,how'ditgoJoey:Ahhhhhh,Ididn'tgetthejobRoss:HowcouldyounotgetitYouwereSantalastyearJoey:IdunnoSomefatguy'ssleepingwiththestoremanagerHe'snotevenjolly,it'sallpoliticalMonica:SowhatareyougonnabeJoey:Ah,I'mgonnabeoneofhishelpersIt'sjustsuchaslapintheface,y'knowRachel:Hey,doyouguysknowwhatyou'redoingforNewYear's(Theyallprotestandhitherwithcushions)Gee,what!WhatiswrongwithNewYear'sChandler:Nothingforyou,youhavePaoloYoudon'thavetofacethehorriblepressuresofthisholiday:desperatescrambletofindanythingwithlipsjustsoyoucanhavesomeonetokisswhentheballdrops!!Man,I'mtalkingloud!Rachel:Well,foryourinformation,PaoloisgonnabeinRomethisNewYear,soI'llbejustaspatheticastherestofyouPhoebe:Yeah,youwish!Chandler:It'sjustthatI'msickofbeingavictimofthisDickClarkholidayIsaythisyear,nodates,wemakeapactJustthesixofusdinnerAll:Yeah,okayAlrightChandler:Y'know,IwashopingforalittlemoreenthusiasmAll:Woooo!Yeah!Rachel:Phoebe,you'reonPhoebe:Oh,oh,goodRachel:(Intomicrophone)Okay,hiLadiesandgentlemen,backbypopulardemand,MissPhoebeBuffayWooh!Phoebe:(Takesmike)Thanks,hiUm,Iwannastartwithasongthatmeansalottomethistimeofyear(Shakesbellasanintroduction)(Sung:)ImadeamanwitheyesofcoalAndasmilesobewitchin',HowwasIsupposedtoknowThatmymomwasdeadinthekitchen(shakesbell)Lalalalalalalalalalalalala(CuttolaterEveryoneistotallydepressedbynow)Phoebe:(Sung)Mymother'sashesEvenhereyelashesArerestinginalittleyellowjar,Andsometimeswhenit'sbreezy(OverthesoundofPhoebesingingweheartwoscientists,MaxandDavid,havinganoisydiscussion)Phoebe:(Sung)IfeelalittlesneezyAndnowI(abruptlystops)Excuseme,excuseme!Yeah,noisyboys!(Theystoptalkingandlookup)IsitsomethingthatyouwouldliketosharewiththeentiregroupMax:NoNo,that'sthat'sokayPhoebe:Well,c'mon,ifit'simportantenoughtodiscusswhileI'mplaying,thenIassumeit'simportantenoughforeveryoneelsetohear!Chandler:(Quietly,totheothers)Thatguy'sgoinghomewithanote!David:NothIwasIwasjustsayingtomyPhoebe:CouldyouspeakuppleaseDavid:(Standsupandspeaksmoreloudly)Sorry,IwaIwasjustsayingtomyfriendthatIthoughtyouwerethemostbeautifulwomanthatI'deverseeninmyinmylifeAndthenhesaidthatyousaidyouthoughtMax:DarylHannahDavid:DarylHannahwasthemostbeautifulwomanthathe'deverseeninhislifeandIsaidyeah,IlikedherinSplash,alot,butnotsomuchininWallStreet,IthoughtshehadkindofaMax:HardqualityDavid:hardqualityAnduh,whileDarylHannahisbeautifulinaconventionalway,youareluminouswithakindofadelicategraceThen,uh,thatthatthat'swhenyoustartedyelling(Sitsdown)Phoebe:Okay,we'regonnatakeashortbreak(Goesovertotheirtable)Joey:Hey,thatguy'sgoinghomewithmorethananote!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneexceptJoeyisdecoratingforChristmasRoss:Comehere,MarcelSithere(Marcelwandersoff)Rachel:Pheebs,Ican'tbelievehehasn'tkissedyouyetImeanGod,bymysixthdatewithPaolo,Imeanhehadalreadynamedbothmybreasts!OohDidIjustsharetoomuchRoss:JustasmidgePhoebe:David'slike,y'know,ScientistGuyHe'sverymethodicalMonica:Ithinkit'sromanticPhoebe:Metoo!Oh!DidyoueverseeAnOfficerandaGentlemanRachel:Yeah!Phoebe:Well,he'skindaliketheguyIwenttoseethatwithExcept,excepthehe'ssmarter,andgentler,andsweeterIjustIjustwannabewithhimallthetimeDayandnight,andnightanddayandspecialoccasionsChandler:Waitaminute,waitaminute,Iseewherethisisgoing,you'regonnaaskhimtoNewYear's,aren'tyouYou'regonnabreakthepactShe'sgonnabreakthepactPhoebe:No,no,no,no,no,noYeah,couldIjustChandler:Yeah,'causeIalreadyaskedJaniceMonica:What!Ross:C'mon,thiswasapact!Thiswasyourpact!Chandler:Isnapped,okayIcouldn'thandlethepressureandIsnappedMonica:Yeah,butJaniceThatthatwasliketheworstbreakupinhistory!Chandler:I'mnotsayingitwasagoodidea,I'msayingIsnapped!Joeyenters,hisshoeshavebellson,whichjingleashewalksHeiswearingalongcoatJoey:HiHi,sorryI'mlate(Heremovesthecoattorevealanelfcostume)Chandler:ToomanyjokesmustmockJoey!Joey:Niceshoes,huh(Hewiggleshisfootandthebellstinkle)Chandler:Aah,y'killingme!(Marcelknocksoversomekitchentools)Monica:Ross!He'splayingwithmyspatulasagain!Ross:Okay,look,he'snotgonnahurtthem,rightMonica:DoyoualwayshavetobringhimhereRoss:Ididn'twannaleavehimaloneAlrightWewehadourfirstfightthismorningIthinkithastodowithmyworkinglateIsaidsomethingsthatIdidn'tmean,andhehethrewsomefaecesChandler:Y'know,ifyou'regonnaworklate,IcouldlookinonhimforyouRoss:Oh,that'dbegreat!Okay,butifyoudo,makesureitseemslikeyou'retheretoseehim,okay,andyou'renotlikedoingitasafavourtomeChandler:Okay,butifheasks,I'mnotgoingtolieScene:MaxandDavid'slab,DavidisexplainingsomethingtoPhoebewiththeaidofawhiteboardDavid:But,youcan'tactuallytestthistheory,becausetoday'sparticleacceleratorsarenowherenearpowerfulenoughtosimulatetheseconditionsPhoebe:Okay,alright,Ihaveaquestion,thenDavid:YuhPhoebe:Um,wereyouplanningonkissingmeeverDavid:Uh,that'sdefinitelya,uh,validquestionAnd,uh,theanswerwouldbe(WritesYESontheboard)yesYesIwasBut,see,Iwantedittobethisphenomenalkissthathappenedatthisphenomenalmoment,because,well,'causeit'syouPhoebe:SureDavid:RightBut,see,thelongerIwaited,themorephenomenalthekisshadtobe,andnowwe'vereachedaplacewhereit'sjustgottabeoneofthosethingswhereIjustlikesweepeverythingoffthetableandthrowyoudownonitAnd,uh,I'mnotreallya,uh,sweepingsortafellaPhoebe:Oh,David,I,IthinkyouareasweepingsortafellaImean,you'reasweeper!trappedinsideaphysicist'sbodyDavid:RrrreallyPhoebe:Oh,yeah,oh,I'msureofitYoushouldjustdoit,justsweepandthrowmeDavid:NowNowPhoebe:Ohyeah,rightnowDavid:Okay,okay,okay(Getsreadytosweep,andthenpicksupalaptopcomputer)Y'knowwhat,thiswasjustreallyexpensive(PutsitdownelsewhereThenpicksupamicroscope)AndI'lltakethiswasagift(Movesit)Phoebe:Okay,nowyou'rejustkindatidyingDavid:Okay,whatthehell,whatthehell(SweepstheremainingpapersoffthedeskandgrabsPhoebe)YouwantmetoactuallythrowyouoryouyouwannajusthopPhoebe:Icanhop(Shehopsontothetable)(Theykiss,finally)Scene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereRoss:SotellmesomethingWhatdoesthephrase'nodatepact'meantoyouMonica:I'msorry,okayIt'sjustthatChandlerhassomebody,andPhoebehassomebodyIthoughtI'daskFunBobbyChandler:FunBobbyYourexboyfriendFunBobbyMonica:YeahJoey:YouknowmorethanoneFunBobbyChandler:IhappentoknowaFunBobRachel:(BringsJoeyamugofcoffee)Okay,herewegoJoey:Oohoohoohooh,there'snoroomformilk!Rachel:(GlancesatJoeyandthensipshiscoffee)ThereNowthereisRoss:Okay,soonournodateevening,threeofyounowhavedatesJoey:Uh,fourRoss:FourRachel:FiveRoss:Five(Burieshisheadinhishands)Rachel:SorryPaolo'scatchinganearlierflightJoey:Yeah,andImetthisreallyhotsinglemomatthestoreWhat'sanelftodoRoss:Okay,soI'mgonnabetheonlyonestandingtherealonewhentheballdropsRachel:Oh,c'monWe'llhave,we'llhaveabigparty,andnoone'llknowwho'swithwhoRoss:Hey,y'know,thisissonotwhatIneededrightnowMonica:What'sthematterRoss:Oh,it'sit'sMarcelHekeepsshuttingmeout,y'knowHe'swalkingaroundallthetimedragginghishandsChandler:That'ssoweird,IhadsuchablastwithhimtheothernightRoss:ReallyChandler:Yeah,weplayed,wewatchedTVthatjugglingthingisamazingRoss:What,uhwhatjugglingthingChandler:WiththeballedupsocksIfiguredyoutaughthimthatRoss:NoChandler:Y'know,itwasn'tthatbigadealHejustballedupsocksandamelon(Maxrunsin)Max:PhoebeHiPhoebe:Oh,hiMax!Hey,doyouknoweverybodyMax:NoHaveyouseenDavidPhoebe:No,no,hehasn'tbeenaroundMax:Well,ifyouseehim,tellhimtopackhisbagsWearegoingtoMinskPhoebe:MinskMax:MinskIt'sinRussiaPhoebe:IknowwhereMinskisMax:WegotthegrantThreeyears,allexpensespaidPhoebe:Sowhen,whendoyouleaveMax:JanuaryfirstCommercialBreakScene:MaxandDavid'slab,theyareworkingPhoebeknocksonthedoorPhoebe:HelloDavid:Hey!Phoebe:HiDavid:Hi!(Kissesher)Whatwhat'reyoudoingherePhoebe:Um,well,MaxtoldmeaboutMinsk,so(Putsonafakecheeryvoice)congratulations!Thisissoexciting!Max:It'dbeevenmoreexcitingifweweregoingPhoebe:Oh,you'renotgoing(Fakedisappointedvoice)Oh,whyMax:Tellher,David'Idon'twannagotoMinskandworkwithLifsonandYamaguchiandFlench,onnononononononoIwannastayhereandmakeoutwithmygirlfriend!!'(Stormsout)David:Thankyou,MaxThankyouPhoebe:Sosoyou'rereallynotgoingDavid:Idon'tknowIdon'tknowwhatI'mgonnadoIjustyoudecidePhoebe:Ohdon'tdothatDavid:PleasePhoebe:OhnonoDavid:No,butI'maskingPhoebe:Oh,butIcan'tdothatDavid:No,butIcan'tPhoebe:It'syourthing,andDavid:makethedecisionPhoebe:Okay,um,stayDavid:StayPhoebe:Stay(Hethinksforamomentandsweepsthestuffoffthetable)Phoebe:Gettingsogoodatthat!(Shehopson)David:ItwasMax'sstuff(Theykiss)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thepartyhasstartedJanice:Ilovethisartichokething!Oh,don'ttellmewhat'sinit,thedietstartstomorrow!(LaughsherJanicelaugh)Chandler:YourememberJaniceMonica:Vividly(SomeoneknocksonthedoorMonicagetsit)Monica:HiSandy:Hi,I'mSandyJoey:Sandy!Hi!C'monin!(Sheenters,followedbyayoungboyandayoungergirl)YoubroughtyourkidsSandy:YeahThat'sokay,right(JoeyandMonicalookateachotherandshrugRossenterswithMarcelonhisshoulder)Ross:Partay!Monica:ThatthingisnotcominginhereRoss:'Thatthing'ThisishowyougreetguestsatapartyLetmeaskyousomething,ifIshowedupherewithmynewgirlfriend,shewouldn'tbewelcomeinyourhomeMonica:I'mguessingyournewgirlfriendwouldn'turinateonmycoffeetableRoss:OkayHewasmoreembarrassedaboutthatthananyoneOkayAndforhimtohavethecouragetowalkbackinherelikenothinghappenedMonica:AlrightJustkeephimawayfrommeRoss:Thankyou(Shewalksoff)C'mon,Marcel,whaddyasayyouandIdoalittlemingling(Marcelrunsoff)Alright,I'll,uhcatchupwithyoulater(ThedooropensRachelisstandingthereHercoatismuddyandtorn,herhairisdishevelledandherfaceisbruisedEveryoneturnstolook)Monica:Ohmygosh!Rachel,honeyareyouokayWherewhere'sPaoloRachel:RomeJerkmissedhisflightPhoebe:AndthenyourfaceisbloatedRachel:NoOkayIwasattheairport,gettingintoacab,whenthiswomanthisblondeplanetwithapocketbookstartsyellingatmeSomethingabouthowitwashercabfirstAndthenthenextthingIknowshejuststartsstartspullingmeoutbymyhair!SoI'mblowingmyattackwhistlethingyandthreemorecabsshowup,andasI'mgoingtogetintoacabshetacklesmeAndIhitmyheadonthekerbandcutmyliponmywhistleoheverybodyhavingfunattheparty(ToMonica)ArepeopleeatingmydipTimelapseMonicaandRachel,fixedupsomewhat,emergefromabedroomSandy:Y'know,whenIsawyouatthestorelastweek,itwasprobablythefirsttimeIevermentallyundressedanelfJoey:Wow,that's,uh,dirtySandy:Yeah(TheyalmostkissandthenJoeyrealisesherkidsarestaringatthem)Joey:Hey,kidsRoss:(WatchingMarcelplaywithPhoebeToChandler)LookathimI'mnotsayinghehastospendthewholeeveningwithme,butatleastcheckinJanice:(Startlesthem)Thereyouare!Haaah,yougotawayfromme!Chandler:(Imitating)Butyoufoundme!Janice:Here,Ross,takeourpicture(Handshimacameraandhestartssnapping)Smile!You'reonJaniceCamera!Chandler:KillmeKillmenow(SomeoneelseknocksonthedoorMonicalooksthroughthespyhole)Monica:Heyeverybody!It'sFunBobby!(EveryonecheersMonicaopensthedoorBobbyisobviouslyverydepressed)FunBobby:Hey,sorryI'mlateButmy,uh,grandfather,hediedabouttwohoursagoButIIIcouldn'tgetaflightout'tiltomorrow,sohereIam!Joey:(Approaching)HeyFunBobby!Whoah!Whodied(MonicagestureswildlybehindFunBobby'sback)TimelapseBobbyistalkingabouthisgrandfatherEveryoneelseisvirtuallyintearsFunBobby:It'sgonnabeanopencasket,y'know,soatleastI'llIgettoseehimagainJanice:(Rossisstilltakingtheirphoto)Oh,I'mgonnablowthisoneup,andI'mgonnawrite'Reunited'inglitterChandler:Alright,Janice,that'sit!JaniceJaniceHey,Janice,whenIinvitedyoutothispartyIdidn'tnecessarilythinkthatitmeantthatweJanice:Oh,noOh,noChandler:I'msorryyoumisunderstoodJanice:OhmyGodYoulistentome,Chandler,youlistentomeOneofthesetimesisjustgonnabeyourlastchancewithme(Sherunsoff)(Rossisstilltakingphotos)Chandler:Oh,willyougivemethething(Snatchesthecamera)(DavidisfeedingPhoebepopcornMaxwalksup)Phoebe:Hi,Max!Max:Yoko(ToDavid)I'vedecidedtogotoMinskwithoutyouDavid:WowMax:Itwon'tbethesamebutit'llstillbeMinskHappyNewYear(Walksoff)Phoebe:AreyoualrightDavid:Yeah,I'mfine,I'mfine(PhoebeleadsDavidintoabedroom)Phoebe:You'regoingtoMinskDavid:No,I'mnotgoingtoMinskPhoebe:Oh,youaresogoingtoMinskYoubelonginMinskYoucan'tstayherejust'causeofmeDavid:YesIcanBecauseifIgoitmeansIhavetobreakupwithyou,andIcan'tbreakupwithyouPhoebe:Ohyes,yes,yesyoucanJustsay,um,'Phoebe,myworkismylifeandthat'swhatIhavetodorightnow'AndIsay'yourwork!Yourwork!Howcanyousaythat!'Andthenyousay,um,'it'stearingmeapart,butIhavenochoiceCan'tyouunderstandthat'AndIsay(Hitshim)'no!No!Ican'tunderstandthat!'David:Uh,owPhoebe:Ooh,sorryUm,and,andthenyouputyourarmsaroundmeAndthenyouputyourarmsaroundme(Hedoesso)And,um,andthenyoutellmethatyoulovemeandyou'llneverforgetmeDavid:I'llneverforgetyouPhoebe:Andthenyousaythatit'salmostmidnightandyouhavetogobecauseyoudon'twannastartthenewyearwithmeifyoucan'tfinishit(Theykiss)I'mgonnamissyouYouscientistguyDickClark:(onTV)Hi,thisisDickClark,liveinTimesSquareWe'reinavirtualsnowstormofconfettihereinTimesSquare(JoeyputsablanketoverSandy'skids)Joey:Therey'go,kidsChandler:(Toawomanwhohehasclearlyjustmet)Andthenthepeacockbitme(Laughs)Pleasekissmeatmidnight(Sheleaves)Joey:YouseenSandyChandler:OohUh,Idon'tknowhowtotellyouthis,butshe'sinMonica'sbedroom,gettingitonwithMax,thatscientistgeekOoh,lookatthat,IdidknowhowtotellyouRachel:Vrrbddy,thebllisdrrbingAll:(inthekitchen)WhatRachel:Thebllisdrrbing!DickClark:(onTV)Intwentysecondsit'llbemidnightChandler:AndthemomentofjoyisuponusJoey:LookslikethatnodatepactthingworkedoutPhoebe:EverybodylookssohappyIhatethatMonica:Noteverybody'shappyHeyBobby!(BobbywavesandthenburstsintotearsMidnightcomesandeveryoneatthepartyexceptforthegangcheersandkisses)Chandler:Y'know,IuhjustthoughtI'dthrowthisouthereI'mnomathwhiz,butIdobelievetherearethreegirlsandthreeguysrighthere(Makeskissnoise)Phoebe:IdunnoIdon'tfeellikekissinganyonetonightRachel:Ican'tkissanyoneMonica:SoI'mkissingeveryoneJoey:Nonono,youcan'tkissRoss,that'syourbrotherRoss:PerfectPerfectSonoweverybody'sgettingkissedbutmeChandler:Alright,somebodykissmeSomebodykissme,it'smidnight!Somebodykissme!Joey:Alrightalrightalright(KisseshimRosstakesaphoto)ThereClosingCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,timelapseRoss:(WatchingMarcelandtalkingtoRachel)IwantedthistoworksomuchImeanI'mstillinthere,changinghisdiapers,pickin'hisfleasbuthe'sjustphoningitinJustsohardtoacceptthefactthatsomethingyoulovesomuchdoesn'tloveyoubackRachel:IthinkthatbitchcrackedmytoothEnd猴子各位我想介绍一个人给大家认识等等…这是怎么回事?他叫Marcel想和他打声招呼?不我不要他好珍贵哪里得到他的?我朋友贝瑟把它从实验室救出来的真残忍为何有父母会将孩子取名为贝瑟?那猴子的屁股上长了个罗斯罗斯它要和你同住吗?对Carol离开后家里冷清清的为何不找个室友?不知道人到一定的年纪后与室友同住是有点可悲…抱歉是pathet在梵语中代表很酷的生活方式各位我今天将唱全新的曲目我写了首关于我妈自杀的歌及一首有关雪人的歌你最好先唱雪人乔伊老兄如何?我没得到那份工作你怎可能会没得到?你是去年的圣诞老人不知道哪个胖子和店经理有一腿他根本无法逗人开心简直就是利益输送那么你扮演什么?当他的助手真是耻辱你们打算如何过新年?什么?新年有什么不对劲吗?你当然没事你有保罗无须面对新年带来的压力无须急着寻找有嘴唇的生物在球落下那一刻有个亲嘴的对象我讲得太愤慨了告诉你吧保罗新年时会在罗马所以我将和各位一样可悲想得美新年时我不想再听到迪克拉克的疲劳轰炸今年我们在一起不出去约会只有我们个共进晚餐好吧我希望大家能更开心点哦太好啦菲比,该上台了好各位应观众要求PhoebeBuffay小姐谢谢首先的这首歌在这种时节令我感慨万分我做了一个人眼睛是煤炭做的他有谜样的微笑我如何能承受母亲死在厨房的事实Lalalalalala母亲的骨灰甚至是她的睫毛都安放在一个黄色的小骨灰坛天寒地冻时我感觉有点想打啧涕如今我…抱歉吵闹的两位有什么想和大家分享的吗?没没事快说如果有事如此重要你们非在我唱歌时谈论那就重要的足以与我们分享那家伙铁定会被训一顿回家我是告诉我朋友…大声点行吗?抱歉我告诉我朋友你是我见过最漂亮的女孩他说黛瑞汉娜…黛瑞汉娜是他见过最美的女人我说我喜欢”美人鱼”中的她但"华尔街"就没那么喜欢了她没那种气质黛瑞汉娜是传统的美而你散发出高雅的气质然后你就叫我们了休息片刻那家伙将抱得美人归过来Marcel坐这儿拜托没想到他还没亲你我第次和保罗约会时他就为我的双峰取了名字我分享太多了吗?一点点大卫是个科学家做事一丝不苟我觉得很好我也是你们看过军官与绅士吗?看过他就是我心目中的白马王子除了他更聪明温柔体贴我只想整天和他厮守在一起不管是白天或夜晚还是夜晚或白天还有特别的日子等等我知道了你邀他共度新年对不?你想抛弃我们她想抛弃我们不不不我可以吗?好吧因为我已约了Janice拜托我们是六人行你的六人我毁约了行吗?我耐不住寂寞我毁约了可是Janice…你们的分手不是糟透了?我没说这是个好主意我毁约了不好意思我来晚了太滑稽了乔伊你太逗了鞋子正点吧我快笑死了罗斯它又玩我的铲子它又不会玩坏的你非得每次都带它来不可吗?我不想让它独守空房我们早上才吵了一架一定是我加班惹的祸我说了不该说的话它就朝我扔一坨屎如果你必须加班我可以替你照顾它这太好了不过如果你去照顾它要装成一付去找它的样子不能让它知道你是在帮我忙好但它如果问起我可就要实话实说了但我们仍无法测试这个理论因为今日粒子加速的速度仍无法模拟出这样的情况好我有个问题你要亲我吗?这是个正当而合理的问题答案是…对我曾想过但我要让这非凡的事件发生在非凡的时刻因为是你当然但等得越久亲吻就越非凡而在此时此地我想扫去桌上的一切将你丢在上面但我不是会扫去一切那种猴急的男人大卫我想你是你是被困在物理学家体内的猛男真的?没错我确定扫去一切然后将我丢上去吧现在?对,现在好这东西很贵的这个是人家送的你在清理场地?好吧,管他的你想让我丢上去还是自己跳上去?我自己跳好了告诉我”六人行”对你有何意义?抱歉不过钱德有对象菲比也有对象所以我约了搞笑巴比搞笑巴比?你的前任男友搞笑巴比?是啊你还认识其他的搞笑巴比?我认识搞笑巴伯来了没添牛奶的地方了好了这么说六人行中三人另有节目四人四人五人五人抱歉保罗提早搭飞机回来而我在梅西百货遇上一个火辣辣的单身妈妈我这个小精灵怎能抗拒?这么说球落下那一刻我只好孤零零地?别这样我们将举行盛大的派对而且无人知道…我现在不需要知道这些你怎么了?都是Marcel它一直不让我进门去它拖着双手不断绕圈子真是诡异我前几天晚上还跟它相处愉快真的?我们一起玩看电视杂耍那一部份真是太精彩了什么杂耍?拿袜子当球耍我以为是你教它的我没有这也不算什么只是拿袜子当球耍罢了还有一颗香瓜菲比马克斯,认识大家吗?不认识你看见David吗?没有他没在这儿看见他时告诉他快打包我们要去明斯克明斯克?在苏联我知道明斯克在哪儿我们已申请到奖助金全额赞助我们三年你们何时走?元旦你来这儿干什么?马克斯告诉我明克斯的事了恭禧了真叫人兴奋能去的话会更叫人兴奋你不去了?为什么?告诉他David我不要去明克斯和李本斯亚马古基与法朗克共事不不不不去我要留下来和我的女友培养感情够了马克斯谢谢你真的不去?我也不知道我不知道该如何是好你决定别这样求求你不我是在求你我不能那么做但我下不了决定这是你的事我不能…我可以好吧留下来留下来留下来你进步神速这是马克斯的东西我喜欢菊芋别告诉我里面是什么我明天才开始节食记得Janice?历历在目我是SandySandy请进你把孩子都带来了对可以吗?我来了这东西不可以进来东西?你都这样招呼客人吗?我问你如果我带着新女友来你也不欢迎她进来?你的新女友不会尿在我的咖啡桌上它已经够难为情了行吗?它已鼓足勇气回到这里就当一切都没发生过一样好叫它离我远点就是了谢谢。来Marcel咱们去交际一下吧待会儿见天啊瑞秋你没事吧?保罗在哪儿?罗马。那混蛋没赶上飞机然后你的脸就爆炸了?不是我在机场要进入计程车时一个带着一本书的金发女人开始对我大叫说计程车是她先拦到的然后她就开始扯我的头发我拿出口哨猛吹结果又来了三辆计程车我要上车时她又跘我结果我撞上了路缘嘴唇被口中的哨子弄伤大家玩得还愉快吧?有人吃我的沙司吗?我上周看见你时那或许是我第一次想像裸体的小精灵真淫荡孩子们看他我没说他得整晚和我待在一起但至少也得来问候一声原来你在这儿我让你跑了但又被你逮到了罗斯帮我们照一张笑一个你在Janice的相机中了杀了我吧各位搞笑巴比来了抱歉我迟到了我祖父他在两小时前过世了明天才有飞机所以我来了搞笑巴比近来可好?谁死了?他棺材将暂时不盖上所以我至少可以再见他最后一面这一次我不想再搞砸了我要写上“破镜重圆”Janice够了Janice…我邀你来但它并不代表我们…不抱歉让你误会了你听我说…这可能是你我最后一次共处了那东西可以给我吗?马克斯嗨小野洋子我决定自己去明斯克了少了你将失色不少但它还是明斯克新年快乐你还好吧?我没事你去明克斯吧不我不去了你一定要去明斯克你属于明斯克你不能因为我而留下来我可以因为如果我走就代表我必须与你分手我又不能和你分手不你可以你只要说:菲比我爱你。但我的工作是我的生命我现在得去我说你的工作?你竟说出这种话?你说我痛苦欲绝但我没的选择难道你不了解吗?我说不我不了解好痛抱歉然后你抱住我…然后你对我说你爱我你永远不会忘记我我永远不会忘记你你又说现在已接近午夜你必须走了你不想与我共度新年因为你实在狠不下心离开我会想你的科学家我是迪克拉克在时代广场为你做实况报导时代广场这儿的五彩纸片纷纷落下一年比一年进步睡吧孩子们然后孔雀就咬我请在午夜吻我看见Sandy没?我不知该如何告诉你她和马克斯在摩妮卡的房里那个科学怪人酷你看我还是告诉你了各位,大球要掉了什么大球要掉了再过秒钟就是午夜兴奋的时刻即将到来“六人行”计划似乎奏效大家好像都很开心我不喜欢不是大家都开心嘿巴比我这么说好了我不是数学大师但我相信这儿有对男女今晚我不想亲任何人我无法亲任何人我就该亲大家?不你不能亲罗斯他是你哥太好了大家都被亲了除我之外谁来亲我…谁来亲我…现在是午夜…好吧来吧我真想和他好好相处替它换尿布替它抓跳蚤但它却视为理所当然深爱某人却得不到回报真是令人难过我想那个贱人打断了我的牙齿剧终谢谢观赏

用户评价(0)

关闭

新课改视野下建构高中语文教学实验成果报告(32KB)

抱歉,积分不足下载失败,请稍后再试!

提示

试读已结束,如需要继续阅读或者下载,敬请购买!

文档小程序码

使用微信“扫一扫”扫码寻找文档

1

打开微信

2

扫描小程序码

3

发布寻找信息

4

等待寻找结果

我知道了
评分:

/9

110 The One With the Monkey

VIP

在线
客服

免费
邮箱

爱问共享资料服务号

扫描关注领取更多福利