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首页 1010 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

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1010 The One Where Chandler Get…

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简介:本文档为《1010 The One Where Chandler Gets Caughtdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereChandlerGetsCaughtScene:CentralPerkEverybody'ssittingonthecouchandMonicaiseatingachunkofcakeMonica:(reallyexcited)Mmhthiscakeisamazing!Rachel:MyGod,getaroom!Monica:IwouldgetaroomwiththiscakeIthinkIcouldshowthiscakeagoodtime!Phoebe:Ifyouhadto,whatwouldyougiveup,foodorsexMonica:(withnohesitation)Sex!Chandler:(lookingather)Seriously,answerfaster!Monica:Oh,I'msorryhoney,youknow,butwhenshesaid"sex"Iwasn'tthinkingabout"sexwithyou"!Chandler:(toPhoebe)It'slikeagianthugPhoebe:Ross,howaboutyouWhatwouldyougiveup,sexorfoodRoss:FoodPhoebe:Ok,howaboutuhmsexordinosaursRoss:OhmyGodIt'slikeSophie'sChoiceRachel:OhGodWhataboutyou,JoeWhatwouldyougiveup,sexorfoodJoey:UhmohIdon'tknow,it'stoohardRachel:No,yougottapickone!Joey:OhfoodNo,sexFood!Sex!Food!SeIdon'tknow!GoodGod,Idon'tknow,Iwantgirlsonbread!OPENINGCREDITSScene:CentralPerkRachelandPhoebearelookingatsomephotosandthey'resittingnexttothewindowRachel:YougottaseetheselatestpicturesofEmmaPhoebe:Oh,howcute!Rachel:YeahPhoebe:Oh,shelooksjustlikeaaarPhoebe:(toChandleratthephone)Okay,wewe'lltalktoyoulaterOkay,byeRachel:Geez!Phoebe:OkQuickWegottafindacabandfollowthemRachel:Oh,yeah,okLetmejustgrabmynightvisiongogglesandmystungunPhoebe:(pattingherbag)Igotthem!Scene:Monica'sapartmentChandlerentersthedoorChandler:Hi!Monica:Hey!YousmelllikeperfumeandcigarettesChandler:IwasinthecarwithNancyalldayMonica:Nancydoesn'tsmoke!Chandler:Well,atleasttheperfumeisnotmine,bethankfulforthat!Monica:SoWhatdoyouthinkofthehouseChandler:It'sperfectIt'severythingwe'rebeenlookingforMonica:Isn'titThenwhatabouttheamazingwainscottingandthecrownmoldingandthedormerwindowsintheatticChandler:Andthewigglewharmsandthezipzorps(pause)WhatwerethethingsyousaidMonica:Don'tyoulovethehugeyardChandler:AndthefireplaceinthebedroomMonica:AndNancysaidthatit'sreallyunderprice,becausetheguylosthisjobandhastomoveinwithhisparents!Chandler:Thisisbringingoutalovelycolorinyou!Monica:SoDoyouthinkweshouldgetitChandler:Idon'tknowWhatdoyouthinkMonica:IthinkweshouldChandler:IdotooMonica:Thisishuge!Chandler:IknowMonica:Howbadyouwannasmoke,rightnowChandler:Idon'tknowwhatyoumean,gianttalkingcigarette!Oh,bytheway,PhoebecalledjustasIwasgettingintoNancy'scar,soifsheasksyou,IwasatworkalldayMonica:GotchaWhendowetellthemaboutthisChandler:Wedon'tNotuntilit'sahundredpercentImean,whyupseteverybodyovernothingMonica:OkayRightOhmyGodthatisgonnabesohardChandler:IknowGoooooodluckwithitScene:Joey'sapartmentEverybodyexceptMonicaandChandleristhereRoss:Ijustcan'tseeChandlercheating!Rachel:I'mtellingyouguys,wefollowedthemouttoahouseinWestchester,thewentinforlikefortyfiveminutesandthentheycameoutlookingprettyhappy!Joey:ChandlerFortyfiveminutesWell,somethingisnotrightIjustcan'tbelievehewoulddothistoMonica!Ross:Iknow,andwiththebabycomingPhoebe:So,shouldwetellherRoss:Idon'tknowPhoebe,ifoneofussawMikewithanotherwomanwouldyouwantustotellyouPhoebe:WhyWho抎youseenhimwithRoss:Noone,I'mjustsayingif(Phoebestartspinchinghiminhisneck)Phoebe:TELLMEWHATYOUKNOW!Ross:(yellinginpain)Iknownothing!Mike'sagreatguy,itwashypothetical!Phoebe:Allright(shereleaseshim)HeisagoodguyYou’reright,hewouldn'tcheatRoss:Believeme,ifIdidseewithsomeone,there'snowayI(Phoebestartspinchinghimagain)Phoebe:WHODIDYOUSEEHIMWITHScene:Monica'sapartmentMonicaiscleaningwithavacuumandthenshecleansitwithadustbusterTheguysentertheroomRachel:Oh,lookather,sohappy!Monica:Ifonlytherewereasmalleronetocleanthisone!Joey:Hey,isuhmisChandlerhereMonica:No,he'spickingupdinner,why,what'supPhoebe:Well,look,whateverhappens,we’rehereforyouandweloveyouMonica(puzzled):AllrightRoss:WethinkChandlermightbehavinganaffairMonica:WhatRachel:PhoebeandIsawChandlerwithablondewomantodayoutsideonthestreetandthenwefollowedthemtoahouseinWestchesterPhoebe:TheywentintogetherSosorryMonica:OhmyGod!OhmyGodthat'sawful!Whatdidyouthinkofthehouse(theyalllookconfusedandsorryforher)Phoebe:WhatJoey:(walkingtowardshertoholdherandsupporther)Monica,youunderstandwhatwearesaying,rightMonica:Yeah,sureuhm,I'mdevastated,obviously(totherest)Didyouthinktheneighborhoodwashomey(Chandlerenters)Chandler:Hey!Joey:(toChandler)Yousonofabitch!Chandler:Isitme,orhavethegreetingsgonedownhillaroundhereMonica:(goestoChandler)PhoebeandRachelsawyouwithNancytodayandemtheythinkyou'rehavinganaffairRachel:Who'sNancyRoss:What'sgoingonMonica:(turnstothem)Ok,alright,youguys,you'dbettersitdown,thisisprettybigChandler:Yeah(motionsthemtositandtheydo)I'mnothavinganaffairNancyisourrealtorJoey:Iknewhecouldn'tbewithawomanforminutes!!Phoebe:WhydoyouhavearealtorMonica:Uhm,shehasbeenshowingushousesoutsideofthecityJoey:(clearlyshocked)WhatRachel:AreyouseriousMonica:Whenwefoundoutthatwe'regonnagetthisbaby,ChandlerandIstartedtalkingandwedecidedthatwedidn'twanttoraiseakidinthecityPhoebe:Soyou'regonnamoveRoss:OhmyGodJoey:Shouldn'tweallvoteonstufflikethis!Rachel:WhatiswrongwithraisingakidinthecityI'mdoingit,Rossisdoingit,SarahJessicaParkerisdoingit!Monica:Andthat'sgreatforyouguys,butwewantalawnandaswingsetChandler:andastreetwhereourkidscanridetheirbikesandmaybeanicecreamtruckcangobyRoss:(sarcastic)Soyouwannabuyahouseinthe'sPhoebe:HaveyouthoughtaboutwhatyouwouldbegivingupYoucan'tmoveoutofthecity,whatifyouwantChinesefoodatamOrafakeRolexthatbreaksassoonasitrainsoranAsianhookersentrighttoyourdoorRoss:Youknowwhat,ifyouwannalookforahouse,that'sokayJoey:No,no,it'snot,don'tlistentohim!(toRoss)I'mgonnathumpyou!(pointshisfistathim)Ross:(toJoey)It'sok,becausetheyhavetogetitoutoftheirsystem,okay(backtoMonandChan),butyou'regoingtorealize,thisistheonlyplace,youwannabe(pausebeforeMonicaandChandlerspeak,theylookliketheyarelookingfortherightwords)Chandler:Actually,wealreadyfoundahouseweloveRoss:WhatMonica:Andaboutanhourago,wemadeanoffer(AllthefriendslookedshockedandconfusedThereisalongsilence)Chandler:BetyouwishIwashavinganaffairnow,huhTIMELAPSERoss:YouputanofferonahouseMonica:(smiling)It'ssosweetItreallyisIthasthisbigyardthatleadsdowntothisstreamandthenthere'stheseoldmapletrees(getscutoff)Phoebe:WhaAgainwiththenature,whatareyouBeaversChandler:Iknowthisisreallyhardandwe'rereallysorryJoey:IsthisbecauseIcomeoverherewithoutknockingandeatyourfood(Walkstowardsthefridge)BecauseIcanstopdoingthat,(looksatthefridge)Ireally,reallythinkIcan!Chandler:(goestowardsJoey)Youknowthat'snotthereasonJoe(Joeyhugshimandafter,hetakessomethingfromthefridgeandputsitinhismouthHegoesbacktowherehewasstandingbefore)Monica:Wethinkifyousawit,you'dunderstandImeanyouguyswerethere(PointstoRachelandPhoebe)Itisbeautiful,isn'titRachel:YeahitisJoey:Whatthehellareyoudoin'Rachel:Well,itis,allrightWhenwewereouttheretoday,allIkeptthinkingwas:Ican'tbelieveChandlerisscrewingthiswoman,butMANthiswouldbeaniceplacetolive!Phoebe:Yeah,butsoisthisRoss:Yeah,Imean,ifyoumovedthere,youhavetoleavehereImean,howcanyouleavethisplaceWefadetosomeflashbackscenesRachel:(talkingonthephone)C'monDaddy,listentome!Allofmylife,everyonehasalwaystoldme,'You'reashoe!You'reashoe,you'reashoe,you'reashoe!'AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid,'WhatifIdon'twannabeashoeWhatifIwannabeaapurse,y'knowOraorahat!No,Idon'twantyoutobuymeahat,I'msayingthatIamahaIt'sametaphor,Daddy!Ross:Youcanseewherehe'dhavetroubleRachel:WellmaybeI'lljuststayherewithMonicaMonica:Well,Iguesswe'veestablishedwho'sstayingherewithMonicaRoss:Thatmoneyismine,Green!Rachel:You'reflyisopen,Geller!Phoebe:Youguys,youknowwhatIjustrealized'Joker'is'poker'witha'J'CoincidenceChandler:Hey,that's'joincidence'witha'C'!Phoebe:lookingoutsidethewindowEww,lookUglyNakedGuylitabunchofcandlesTheyalllookatthewindow,grossedout,thenflinchinpainRachel:Ow,thathadtohurt!Phoebe:Hey,it'syourThanksgivingtoo,y'know,insteadofwatchingfootball,youcouldhelpTheGuys:Wewill(theydon'tmove)Monica:Okay,Rachel,youwannaputthemarshmallowsinconcentriccirclesRachel:NoMon,youwanttoputtheminconcentriccirclesIwanttodothis(RachelsticksamarshmallowintoMonica'snoseMonicatakesitoutofhernosebyclosingonenostril,andblowing)Monica:EveryyearJoey:(hehasaturkeyonhishead)It'sstuck!!!Phoebe:(walkshimtothekitchen)EasyStepHowdiditgetonJoey:IputitontoscareChandler!Phoebe:OhmyGod!Monica'sgonnatotallyfreakout!Joey:ItsmellsreallybadinherePhoebe:Well,ofcourseitsmellsreallybadYouhaveyourheadinsideaturkey'sass!(TheyhearMonicatryingtounlockthedoorSoPhoebequicklypusheshisheaddownontothetabletomakeitlookliketheturkeyisjustsittingonaplatterandnotstuckonJoey'shead)Monica:Hey,didyougettheturkeybastOhmyGod!OhmyGod!(Sheseessomeoneisstuckintheturkey)WhoisthatJoey:It'sJoeyMonica:Igotit!Howabout,ifwewin,theyhavetogetridoftheroosterRachel:Oooohhthat'sinterestingChandler:Ifyouwin,wegiveupthebirdsJoey:(shocked)Dah!!(Chandlermotionsforhimtocalmdown)Chandler:Butifwewin,wegetyourapartmentJoey:Oooooh!Monica:Deal!TIMELAPSERoss:WhatwasMonica'snicknamewhenshewasafieldhockeygoalieJoey:BigfatgoalieRoss:CorrectRachelclaimsthisisherfavoritemovieChandler:DangerousLiaisonsRoss:CorrectHeractualfavoritemovieisJoey:WeekendatBernie'sRoss:MonicacategorizeshertowelsHowmanycategoriesarethere(Theybothconfer)Joey:EverydayuseChandler:FancyJoey:GuestChandler:FancyguestRoss:TwosecondsJoey:Uhh,!Ross:,unbelievable,iscorrect(Theguyscelebrate)Ross:(tothegirls)Chandlerwashowoldwhenhefirsttouchedagirl'sbreastRachel:Ross:No,Chandler:ThanksmanRoss:JoeyhadanimaginarychildhoodfriendHisnamewasMonica:MauriceRoss:Correct,hisprofessionwasRachel:Spacecowboy!Ross:Correct!WhatisChandlerBing'sjob(Thegirlsarestumped)Rachel:OwOhGosh!Ross:seconds,youneedthisoryoulosethegameMonica:It'summ,ithassomethingtodowithtranspondingRachel:Ohohoh,he'satransponcetranspondster!Monica:That'snotevenaword!(Rossstopstheclock,signifyingtheendofthelightninground)Monica:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!TIMELAPSE(ThedooropensandJoeyandChandlerrideinonthebig,fakedogintriumph)Rachel:Youknowwhat,youaremeanboys,whoarejustbeingmean!Joey:Hey,don'tgetmadatus!Nooneforcedyoutoraisethestakes!Rachel:ThatisnottrueShedid!Sheforcedme!Monica:Hey,wewouldstillbelivinghereifhadn'tgottenthequestionwrong!Rachel:Wellitstupid,unfairquestion!Ross:Don'tblamethequestions!Chandler:Wouldyouallstopyellinginourapartment!Youareruiningmovingdayforus!Ross:Chandler!!!Chandler!!!(HeopensthedoortotheapartmentbutisstoppedbythechainChandlerandMonicaquicklystopmakingoutandtrytogetdressed)Chandler,Isawwhatyouweredoingthroughthewindow!Chandler,Isawwhatyouweredoingtomysister!Nowgetouthere!Chandler:(ToMonica)Wow!Listen,wehadagoodrunYouknow,whatwasitFourFivemonthsImean,that'smorethanmostpeoplehaveinalifetime!So,goodbye,takecare,byebyethen!(Hekissesherandstartstoclimboutthebalconywindow)Monica:(Sheopensthedoor)HeyRossWhat'supbro(RossspotsChandlerandstartschasinghimaroundthekitchentableChandlerrunsandhidesbehindMonica)Ross:Whatthehellaredoing!!Rachel:(runningfromtheguy'sapartmentwithJoeyintow)Hey,what'swhat'sgoingon!Chandler:Well,Ithink,IthinkRossknowsaboutmeandMonicaJoey:(panicking)Dude!He'srightthere!Ross:(ToChandler)Ithoughtyouweremybestfriend,thisismysister!Mybestfriendandmysister!IIcannotbelievethis!Chandler:Look,we'renotjustmessingaround!IloveherOkay,I'minlovewithherMonica:I'msosorrythatyouhadtofindoutthiswayI'msorry,butiitt'strue,Ilovehimtoo(There'sabriefpause)Ross:(happily)Mybestfriendandmysister!Icannotbelievethis(Hehugsthemboth)Monica:Well,thisisthelastboxofyourclothesI'mjustgonnalabelit,"Whatwereyouthinking"Rachel:Funny,becauseIwasjustgonnagoacrossthehallandwritethatonChandlerPhoebe:Ok,youguys,Idon'tmeantomakethingsworse,butumm,Idon'twanttolivewithRachelanymoreMonicaandRachel:What!Phoebe:You’rejustsomeantoeachother!AndIdon'twanttoenduplikethatwithRachelIstilllikeyou!Rachel:Well,Phoebethat'sfinebecauseI'mnotmovingMonica:Whoawhoawhoa,Phoebeyougottatakeher!Youknow,IIIsaidsomereallybadstuffabouther,butyouknowRachelhassomegoodqualitiesthatmakeheragoodroommateShegetstonsofcatalogsandumm,she’llfolddownthepagesofthethingsshethinksthatI抎likePhoebe:WhatelseMonica:WhenItakeashower,sheleavesmelittlenotesonthemirrorRachel:Yeah,IdoIIdo,dothatPhoebe:That'sniceIlikehavingthingstoreadinthebathroomMonica:WhenIfallasleeponthecouchafterreading,shecoversmeoverwithablanketRachel:Wellyouknow,Idon'twantyoutobecoldMonica:AndwhenItoldherthatIwasgonnabemovinginwithChandler,shewasreallysupportive(ToRachel)(Startstocry)YouweresogreatYoumadeitsoeasyAndnowyouhavetoleaveAndIhavetolivewithaboy!!(Theybothbreakdownintears)TIMELAPSE(MonicaclosesthedoorandslowlywalksintoRachel'soldandnowemptyroom)Chandler:(entering)HeyMonica:ShereallyleftChandler:Iknow(Hekissesher)Monica:ThankyouChandler:Noproblemroomie(Sheturnsaroundandhugshim)Monica:CanIaskyouaquestionChandler:Sure!Monica:Whatthehellisthatdogdoinghere!(Shenoticesthedogsittinginthelivingroom)Chandler:LittletoasthereIknowthisisn'texactlythekindofThanksgivingthatallofyouallplanned,butforme,thishasbeenreallygreat,youknow,Ithinkbecauseitdidn'tinvolvedivorceorprojectilevomitingAnyway,Iwasjustthinking,Imean,ifyou'dgonetoVail,andifyouguys'dbeenwithyourfamily,ifyoudidn'thavesyphilisandstuff,wewouldn'tbealltogether,youknowSoIguesswhatI'mtryingtosayisthatI'mverythankfulthatallofyourThanksgivingssuckedAll:That'ssosweetRoss:Andhey,here'stoalousyChristmasRachel:AndacrappyNewYearChandler:Here,here!Scene:We'rebacktothepresentChandlerandMonica'sThey'reallstillatthekitchentableRachel:Youcan'tmoveYoujustyoujustcan'tJoey:Rachel'srightThisiswhereyouguysbelongPhoebe:Yeah,youdon'twannaliveinWestchesterThat'sliketheworstoftheChestersRoss:Youknow,sometimeswhenI'maloneinmyapartment,IlookoverhereandyouguysarejusthavingdinnerorwatchingTVorsomething,butitmakesmefeelbetterAndnowwhenIlookover,whoamIgonnaseeTheGottliebs,theYangsTheydon'tmakemefeelsogood(JoeypatsRossonhisback)Rachel:YeahSodon'tmove,okayJuststayhereand(nodstowardsRoss)maybecloseyourblindsatnight(ThephoneringsandChandlergoestogetit)Chandler:HelloIt'sNancy,theyrespondedtoourofferMonica:And(ChandlerlistenstowhatNancysays)Chandler:(toNancy)Okay,thanks(toMonica)TheypassedTheysaidtheywouldn'tgoapennyundertheaskingpriceMonica:Wecan'taffordthatChandler:IknowMonica:Well,thereyougo(ChandlerandMonicahug)Joey:I'mreallysorryyouguysRoss:YeahI'msorrytooI'mevenmoresorrythatthatphonecalldidn'tcomebeforeItoldyouaboutlookingthroughthewindowRachel:Yeah,we'regonnaletyoubealonePhoebe:(toMonica)You'regonnabeokayMonica:Yeah,we'llbeokayRoss:Loveyouguys(hekissesMonica,he,RachelandPhoebeleave)Joey:Youknow,I'mreallysorryIwasn'tmoresupportivebeforeChandler:That'sokay,weunderstandJoey:AndaboutthisNancythingIfyou'renotsleepingwithher,shouldI(ChandlergivesJoeyherbusinesscard,whichheeagerlygrabsandheleaves)Monica:Iknowthere'llbeotherhouses,butit'sjustsoIlovethatonesomuchChandler:YeahWell,it'sagoodthingwegotitthenMonica:WhatChandler:WegotthehouseMonica:OhmyGod!Chandler:Ijustdidn'twanttotellyouinfrontofthemMonica:OhmyGod!MyGod!We'vegotthehouse!Chandler:We'regettingthehouse(theyhug)We'regettingthehouseMonica:AndababyChandler:We'regrowingupMonica:WesureareChandler:Sowho'sgonnatellthemMonica:(quickly)Notit!Chandler:Notit!Damnit!COMMERCIALBREAKScene:CentralPerkTheentiregangisthere,andChandlerandMonicaarehandingoutpresentsMonica:Rachel,thisisyoursRachel:Aah!WhyWhataretheseforChandler:You'llseeMonica:Allright,everybodyopenthem!(theyalltearoffthewrappingpaper)Rachel:Ooh!Ohwowthisissobeautiful(shegotascarf)Phoebe:Oh!ThesearetheonesIwaslookingatinthestore(shegotearrings)Monica:IknowRoss:Ilovethis(hegotasweater)Joey:AmeatballSubThanks!(hegotameatballsandwich)Ross:Seriouslyyouguys,what'sgoingonWhataretheseforChandler:Well,Ididn'tknowhowtotellyoubefore,butWegotthehouseMonica:Enjoy!(theybothrunoff,leavingRoss,PhoebeandRachelstunned)Joey:(speakingwithhismouthfull,enjoyinghissandwich)WhatdidtheysayTHEEND钱德的风流事这蛋糕太好吃了天啊你躲一边吃吧。躲一边儿干啥?正是时候让你们看看美味的蛋糕呢。如果你们必须放弃一样的话你们会放弃哪一样儿食物还是性爱?性爱说真的你回答得也太快了吧不好意思亲爱的我刚才说的性爱并不是指和你一起的性爱好象我还受了很大恩惠似的。罗斯你呢?你会放弃哪一样?性爱还是食物?食物OK如果是恐龙和性爱呢?老天啊多么无私的选择啊。乔你放弃什么?性爱还是食物?我不知道这太难取舍了不行你必须得选一个食物不性爱食物性爱食物性爱我不知道我要坐在面包上的妞儿!我这儿有我女儿最新的照片哇真可爱啊她看上去就象个洋娃娃不不那就是个洋娃娃噢感谢上帝因为我觉得它看上去有点吓人钱德在那儿噢那个金发女郎是谁?她很漂亮他有外遇了他才不是有外遇呢你知道的啦我在这事儿上面感觉很准的。不你才没有呢上周你还在想罗斯想把你宰了对不起但确实很让人难以相信有人能讲一个洋娃娃也会讲的故事。我敢发誓他们俩之间肯定有些什么事快看他们俩上了同一部车那并不能说明什么是吗?让我们走着瞧OK,趴低点喂嗨钱德我是菲比。我知道今天莫尼卡要上班所以我想问你要不要跟我和瑞秋一起去看电影噢我也得上班。我在这办公室里都闷了有一天了太可惜了你不能去看电影因为我们打算看"骗子骗子",背叛或者是"不了情"噢这些片子很旧啊是啊也可能会看。。。车内情什么?他们现在在车里好了迟点再跟你说再见OK快我们得拦辆的士跟踪他们好的我得先去拿我的夜视镜和眩晕枪我这儿有嘿嗨亲爱的你身上有香水和香烟的味道我今天和南茜在车里面呆了一天南茜可不抽烟那至少那香水不是我的你这点到是不用担心。那么你认为那房子怎么样?简直太棒了就是我们一直以来要找的是吗?那些漂亮的涂层冠形屋顶偏厦窗子和阁楼?还有蠕虫和爬虫?你刚刚在说什么?你喜欢那个大院子吗?还有睡房里的壁炉南茜还说这个价钱非常优惠因为那家伙丢了工作不得不搬去跟父母住所以急于出手。看把你兴奋的你认为我们是不是应该把它买下来?我不知道你怎么想?我想我们应该买下来我也这么想这是很大件事。我知道现在想不想抽一支?你说什么呢进言有功奖励香烟?对了我正在南茜车上的时候菲比打电话来了如果她问起就说我一天都在工作明白你打算什么时候跟他们说这件事先别说至少要等到事情完全确定下来现在八字还没一撇没有必要现在就让大家都难受嗯好的上帝这将会非常难受我知道一切顺利吧我只是不明白钱德为什么要骗莫尼卡告诉你们吧我们一直跟踪他们到一所位于西切斯特的房子的外面他们在里面待了有分钟出来的时候两人看上去都很高兴钱德?分钟?肯定有什么地方不对头我不敢相信他这样对莫尼卡是啊而且他们就快有小孩儿了那我们该不该告诉莫尼卡?我不知道菲比如果我们当中有人看到你的麦克跟另一个女人在一起我们应不应该告诉你?什么?你看到他跟谁在一起了?没有我只是说告诉我你知道些什么!我什么也不知道我只是假设那还差不多他是个好人他不会骗我的她不会相信我如果我真看到他跟另一个女人在一起。。。你看见他跟谁在一起了?看她多开心啊要是有更小的来清理这个该有多好钱德在吗?不在他去买外餐去了出什么事了吗?无论发生什么事我们都跟你在一起我们爱你好我想钱德可能有外遇了什么?菲比和我今天看见钱德和一个金发女郎在一起然后我们一跟跟踪他们到了一所位于西切斯特的房子他们一起进去了很抱歉我的上帝。。。上帝啊这太不幸了你们认为那房子怎么样?什么?莫尼卡你明白我刚才说的话对不对?明白当然明白非常清楚你的意思你们认为那些邻居热不热情?嗨你这个狗杂种你是在说我还是说那个在这附近游荡的那个进过局子的毒贩?菲比和瑞秋今天看见你和南茜在一起他们以为你和她有一腿谁是南茜?到底是怎么回事?伙计们坐下说话这是件大事我没有外遇南茜是我们的房地产经纪我就知道他不可能跟一个女人做分钟那么长你们为什么要请地产经纪?最近以来她带着我们去看市区以外的房子什么?你是说真的?我们认为因为我们马上就要有小孩儿了我和钱德商量过了我们决定不能在市区抚养我们的小孩儿所以你们要搬出去?我的上帝!这种事我们总要投票解决吧?在市区里带小孩儿有什么不妥吗?我不就正在市区里带小孩吗?罗斯也是莎拉杰西卡派克也是这么干的对你们来说这没什么问题但是我们想要一个长长的秋千还有一条小孩可以在上面骑单车的马路不时还会有雪糕车经过所以你们想买一栋年代的房子?你们不能搬出市区要是要是你们想凌晨五点钟吃中餐怎么办?又或者想买一块一响就散架的假劳力士怎么办?又或者是想电召一个亚洲妓女怎么办?知道吗?如果你们只是想看看房子没问题不不不别听他的小心我扁你的确是没问题等你们真正住进去之后你们会发现这里才是你们真正想要住的地方事实上我们已经找到合我们心水的房子了什么?大约一小时以前我们开出了我们的价码我打赌你们现在宁可我有外遇你们已经开出价码了?那房子真的很好的确是那里有一个很大的院子一直通到一条小溪那里还有很多枫树跟自然环境有什么关系?你们又不是水獭我知道你们一时很难接受我们的决定我们也非常的抱歉是不是因为我经常不敲门就跑过来拿你们的东西吃。我可以不那样做我真的可以改Joe,你知道这不是我们要搬出去住的原因我想如果你们到实地看一看的话你们会明白的你们俩去看过那的确很美不是吗?是确实是很美你在干什么?我的意思是我们今天到那儿的时候我所想的是我简直不敢相信钱德在和那女人干那事儿但那并不意味着那里就不是一个适合居住的地方!是但漂亮又能怎样?对我是说如果你们搬到那里去住你们就得离开这儿了你们怎么能离开这个地方?老爸你听我说这就好象是我生命的全部每个人总是对我说你是鞋子!是是鞋子你是鞋子你是鞋子!今天我停下来说如果我不想当鞋子会怎样?如果我想做手袋?或是帽子?不我不是要你给我买顶帽子我是说我是。。。啊。。我只是打个比方老爸!你知道他的麻烦在哪里了好吧也许我应该和莫尼卡待在这儿我猜她的意思是我们已经就谁和莫尼卡住在一起这个问题达成了共识你的钱会要归我啦格林小姐。你的拉链没拉上盖勒先生。伙计们知道我刚发现了什么吗?Joker是带"J"的Poker巧合吧?嗯那是带"C"的'joincidence'呃看那个奇丑的裸男点了一堆蜡烛那太痛苦了Hey,it’syourThanksgivingtoo嗨这也是你们的感恩节除了看球赛你也可以过来帮我们干点活我们会的好了Rachel你想把这些软糖粒摆成一个同心圆不莫尼卡是你想把它们摆成那样我只是想这样每年如是我被卡住了!别着急小心阶梯你怎么会把头给套进去了?我想把它戴上去吓吓钱德我的上帝莫尼卡会被吓死的还有这里面难闻得要命那是当然了你脑袋伸到火鸡的屁股里面去了嗨你们把火鸡涂上油没有?啊我的上帝我的上帝这是谁?是Joey我明白了。如果我们赢你们就得把那公鸡拿走这主意怎么样?哦那太有趣了如果你们赢我们就放弃那只鸟儿但是如果我们赢了我们要你们住的地方一言为定!莫妮卡当曲棍球守门员时候的绰号大胖守门员正确。瑞秋说她最喜欢的电影是?孽恋焚情正确。实际上她最喜欢的电影是?老板渡假去全中!莫妮卡给她的毛巾分类一共分了多少类?每天用的精美的客人用的精美的客用毛巾还有两秒啊。。。种!种太另人难以置信了是正确答案钱德第一次摸女孩子胸部的时候有多大?岁?错岁谢了兄弟乔伊有一个想象中的童年时的朋友他叫什么名字?莫里斯正确他是干什么的?太空牛仔!正确!钱德是干什么工作的?还有秒你们得答对这一题否则就输了嗯好象是跟传送有关的啊啊是搬运工!你说的都不是一个正确的单词!我能答出来我能答出来!不。。。。!知道吗?你们是些卑鄙的家伙太卑鄙了!嗨别冲我们发火!没人逼你越赌越大不对是她逼我的!嗨!我们要不是因为答错那道题我们现在就还应该住在这儿。好吧那就是因为那道愚蠢的不公平的题愿赌服输不要把责任怪在题上你们能不能不要在屋子里瞎嚷嚷你们把我们的搬家日给毁了钱德!钱德我从窗户那里瞧见你们在干那事儿了我看见你在对我妹子做什么!现在你给我滚出去!哇!听着我们很恩爱四个月?五个月?我的意思是这已经超过大多数人一辈子的恩爱时光了好了再见保重你在干什么?嘿罗斯出什么事了老哥?你们到底在干什么?!嘿!出什么事了?我想我想罗斯知道我和莫尼卡的事老兄你怎么当着他的面说这些!我还当你是我最好的朋友呢!她可是我亲妹子。我最好的朋友跟我妹子!我简直不敢相信!我们不是玩玩而已的。我爱她我跟她坠入情网了真不好意思你是以这种方式知道我们想恋的抱歉但这是真的我也爱他我最好的朋友和我老妹!我简直不敢相信!这是你最后一箱衣服我想在这上面贴个标签上书:你在想什么?有趣因为我正想到对门去在钱德身上也写上这句话二位我不想把事情搞砸但是嗯我再也不想跟瑞秋住在一起了什么?你们对对方太刻薄了!而且我也不想跟瑞秋最后闹得不欢而散我还是喜欢你菲比那没关系因为我不搬了哇哇哇菲比你得跟她一起住!你知道我是曾说过一些她的坏话但是瑞秋还是有很多优点的这足以让她成为一个好的室友她有很多商品目录嗯她会把那些她认为我会喜欢的产品所在的页折起来还有呢?我在冲凉的时候她会在镜子上给我留下留言是那是我干的很好我喜欢在洗手间里读点东西当我看完书在沙发上睡着的时候她会为我盖上一张毯子你知道啦我不想让你着凉了还有当我告诉她我要搬过去跟钱德一起住的时候她真的是很支持我你太好了你把一件困难的事情变得轻松简单现在你得走了而我得和男生住在一起!她真的走了我知道谢谢没问题室友我能问你一个问题吗?当然!那只狗倒底在那儿干什么?我来说点祝酒词吧我知道这并不是你们所计划的感恩节但对于我来说这个节真的是太棒了知道吗?我之所以这样认为是因为这个节里面没有离婚和吐得一塌糊涂无论怎样我只是在想如果你们去了Vail如果你们和你们的家人在一起如果你没做性病这类的广告我们就不可能在一起对不对?所以我想我想说的是我很感激你们因为你们的感恩节计划全砸了太感人了为糟糕的圣诞节干杯也为糟糕的新年干杯你们不能搬你们就是不能这样做瑞秋说得对你们俩是属于这里的是啊你们可不能搬到西切斯特听起来就象"死"切斯特。知道吗有时我独自一人在我的寓所的时候望向这边你们正在吃晚餐看电视或是做着其它什么事这让我感觉好很多现在你们搬走之后我再望过来的时候我会看到谁?张三?李四?王二麻子?他们不会让我感觉如此之好!是啊所以别搬了对就留下吧晚上的时候别忘了拉窗帘就行了。喂是南茜他们答复我们开出的价码了然后?好的谢谢他们对我们的出价没兴趣他们一个子儿也不愿少我们负担不起那价格我知道好了如你们所愿了真抱歉我也很抱歉我是说要是那个电话在我说出从窗户那边望过来之前打来的话就更好了。我们还是让你们俩单独待一会儿吧你们没事吧?我们没事的我爱你们很抱歉刚才没有支持你们没关系我们能理解对了关于这个南茜如果你没跟她上床的话能不能让我上?我知道外面还有很多房子但是这栋。。。我太爱这栋房子了是啊所以得到这栋房子是天大的喜事什么?我们买到那房子了噢我的上帝我只是不想当着他们的面告诉你我的上帝上帝啊我们买到那栋房子了对我们买到了我们得到了!还有小孩我们长大了是啊。谁去跟他们说呢?不是我也不是我瑞秋这是给你的为什么送我们这些礼物?过会你就知道了OK大家都请打开来看看吧好漂亮啊这个正是我上次在商店里相中的那一款小饰品!我知道我喜欢这个喔一个肉丸包!谢谢说真的你们怎么了?为什么送我们这些礼物?我先前不知道该怎么跟你们说但是我们买到那房子了各位好好享受吧他们刚才说什么
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