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首页 1002 The One Where Ross Is Fine

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1002 The One Where Ross Is Fine

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简介:本文档为《1002 The One Where Ross Is Finedoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereRossIsFineJoeyandRachel'sapartmentThescenestartswherewetookoffinthelastepisodewithRossseeingJoeyandRachelkissingRossstaresatthemJoey:Okay,Ross,Irealisethatyoudidn'texpecttowalkinandseethat,butLetmeexplain,okayRachel:Weweren'tdoinganything!Joey:Rach,hejustsawusRachel:ShhhJoey:Butwhatyousaw,thatistheextentofit,okayOnekissRachel:No,comeon,thatisalieWealsokissedinBarbadosJoey(toRachel):Dude,chill!(toRoss)Okay,wealsokissedinBarbados,butwedidn'tplanit,okayAndtheonlyreasonthatthathappenedwasbecauseIsawyoukissingCharlieRachel:Yeah,youstartedit!I'vegottochillJoey:Look,weprobablyshouldhavetalkedtoyouaboutthisbeforeiteverhappened,butRachel:Wefeelsoterribleaboutthis,RossJoey:Yeah,butitdidhappen,so(Rosslooksshockedandsaysnothing)Joey:RossRachel:Ross(toJoey)CanwejustclosethedoorOPENINGCREDITSJoeyandRachel'sapartmentContinuedfromearlierRachel:Ross,saysomethingAnythingRoss:SoyoutwoareJoeyandRachel:YeahRoss:AndhaveyouedJoey:No,no,no!Rachel:No,no,no!Ross:ButifIhadn'twalkedinhere,wouldyouJoey:Probably(Rachellooksathim)Joey:No,no!Rachel:Ross,thisisnothowwewantedyoutofindoutaboutthisYouhaveeveryrighttogonutsRoss:I'mnotgoingnutsDoyouseemegonutsRachel:No,butyouknowwhatImeanRoss:Hey,hey,heyIfyoutwoarehappy,thenI'mhappyforyou(Squeaky)I'mfine!Joey:ReallyRoss:Absolutely(VerySqueaky)I'mfine!TotallyfineIdon'tknowwhyit'scomingoutallloudandsqueaky,'causereally,(deepvoice)I'mfineI'mnotsayingIwasn'talittlesurprisedtoseeyouguyskissingImean,atfirstIwaslike(Screams)ButnowthatI'vehadtimetoabsorbitLovin'thisJoey:RossRoss:It'sallworkingout!MeCharlie,andyoutwoYouknowwhatweshoulddoRachel:CalmourselvesRoss:NoWeshouldallhavedinnerYes,we'lldoittomorrownightI'llcook!!Joey:Look,don'tyouthinkthatwillbealittleweirdRoss:WeirdWhatWhat'sweirdTheonlythingweirdwouldbeifsomeonedidn'tlikeMexicanfood,becauseI'mmakingfajitas!!(Stormsoff)Joey:IdolikefajitasCentralPerkMonicaandChandlerarethereTheyhavelotsofbrochuresaboutadoptioninfrontofthemMonica:God,thisadoptionstuffissooverwhelmingThere'sintercountryadoption,dependencyadoptionTherearesomanywaystogo,andthisislikethebiggestdecisionofourlivesChandler:There'sahairinmycoffee(Phoebeenters)Phoebe:Heyguys!Monica:HeyPhoebe:Hey,haveyouseenFrankJr,'causehe'smeetingmeherewiththetripletsChandler:Youknow,it'sfunnyEverytimeyousay"triplets,"Iimmediatelythinkofthreehotblondeyearolds(Monicaglaresathim)Monica:That'ssweetDrinkyourhairPhoebe:Hey,what'sallthisstuffMonica:Oh,they'rebrochuresfromdifferentadoptionagenciesPhoebe:Ooh,babies!Oh,thisoneissocute,getthisone!Monica:That'snotreallyhowitworksPhoebe:Oh,howdoesitworkMonica:Idon'tknow!Phoebe:Well,ifyou'rehavingahardtime,youshouldtalktomyfriends,BillandColleenTheyadoptedakidI'msurethey'dhelpyouMonica:Thanks,thatwouldbegreatHey,honey,wouldn'tthatbegreat(ChandlerlookslikehedidthetimeheswallowedthetoyinTOWJoey'sPorscheIt'sthehairinhiscoffee)(FrankJrandthetripletsenter)FrankJr:Alright,alright,alrightRememberwhatwetalkedaboutWhenwe'reinapublicplace,therearecertainrules(Thetripletsscreamandrunamokinthecoffeehouse)FrankJr:That'snotwhatwetalkedabout!!Phoebe:Hey!FrankJr:HeyPhoebe:GoodtoseeyouFrankJr:Goodtoseeyou,tooMonica:HiFrankFrankJr:Hi,howyoudoin'Monica:Oh,mygoodness,they'veallgottensobig!(LittleChandlerispullingChandler'ssweater,whileLeslieisthrowingbagelsathim)Monica:WhichoneiswhichagainFrankJr:Oh,that'sFrankJrJrpullingthetamponsoutofthelady'spurseAndthat'sChandlerclimbingonChandler,andthat'sLesliethrowingbagelsathimMonica(readsaforminherlap):"Willingtoadopttriplets"No!ThehallwayinRoss'sbuildingJoeyandRachelareontheirwaytoRoss'sdinnerJoey:Ah,canIjustsayIknowwe'redoingthisforRoss,andthat'scool,butifitwasuptome,thisisnotwhatwe'dbedoingonourfirstdateRachel:Well,whatwouldwebedoingJoey:I'dtakeyououtforaromanticnightSomechampagne,fancydinner,feelyouuponthecarriageridehomeRachel:FeelmeupJoey:Inacarriage!(Charliewalksuptothem)Joey:Hey,Charlie!Rachel:HeyCharlie:Hi,hiSoDreadingthisRachel:Oh,youbet(Joeyseesthatshe'scarryingasmallredbag)Joey:So,didyoubringalittlesomethingforRossCharlie:ActuallyIt'sstuffyouleftatmyapartmentJoey:OhOh,thanksCharlie:Andyouknow,youcanjustgivememystuffwheneveryouwantJoey:Yeah,Ididn'tthrowanyofthatout(TheyenterRoss'sapartmentRossisalreadyquitehyper)Ross:IthoughtIheardvoices!HiCharlie!(Kissesher)HiJoey(Hugshim)AndOh!You'regonnahavetointroducemetoyournewgirlfriend(Laughs)I'mjustkidding,IknowRachel,Iknow(Hesqueezesherhand)Come,pleasecomeinComeinRachel:Okay,well,webroughtyousomewineRoss:Oh!Thatissothoughtful(ToJoey)She'sakeeperAndwhatdidyoubringme(GrabsthebagthatCharliebroughtforJoey)Joey:Uh,actually,that'sRoss:Underwear,atoothbrush,andVanHalenCDIcanuseallthesethings!!Charlie:Gosh,Ross,youknow,youseemalittleRoss:WhatFineBecauseIam!Aren'tyouAren'tyouAren'tyouYouseeWhoelseisfineJoey:Okay,listen,hey,RossWhydon'tyoutrytorelax,okayMaybehaveadrinkRoss:YouknowwhatThatisaverygoodideaI'mgonnagomakeapitcherofMargaritas(DoesaMexicandancingthingbeforegoingtothekitchen)CentralPerkFrankJr,PhoebeandthetripletsarethereThetripletsarenowsleepingontopofeachotheronthecouchPhoebe:Oh,godSoadorableLookatthemsleepingtherelikeangelsFrankJr:Yeah,Ireallycherishthesemoments,'causebeforeyouknowit,they'regonnabeawakeagainPhoebe:Well,theymaybeahandful,butthey'resocuteFrankJr:YeahPhoebe:Oh,god,thelasttimeIbabysatthem,theydidthefunniestthingFrankJr:Ihaven'tsleptinfouryears!Phoebe:That'sa,that'salongtimeFrankJr:Youjustdon'tknowhowharditis,PhoebeThere'sjustsomanyofthemYouknow,twoIcanhandleTwo'sgreatYoujustholdoneineachhand,butwhatdoIdowhenthethirdonerunsatmewithhisbikehelmetonI'vegotnomorehandstoprotectmyarea!There'sthreeofthem,Phoebe,three!Phoebe:Yeah,Iknow,FrankIcountedthemwhentheywerecomingoutofmyareaFrankJr:SometimesIthinkthatOh,no,no,no,Ican'tsayit,it'stoohorribleNoPhoebe:WhatFrankJr:No,Ican'tPhoebe:Ohmygod,Frank,areyouthinkingofleavingBecauseIdidn'thavethosetripletssoyoucouldjustrunoutonthem!FrankJr:Oh,no!IwouldneverdothatNoIjustwasthinkingthat,youknow,maybeyoucouldtakeonePhoebe:What!Youcan'tseparatethem!That'sterribleWhichoneBillandColleen'sapartmentChandlerandMonicaenterMonica:ThankyousomuchforseeingusPhoebehastoldussuchgreatthingsaboutyouguysColleen:Oh,please,we'rehappytohelpBill:WewentthroughthesamethingwhenwewereadoptingChandler:So,alotofmalfunctioningweeweesandhoohoosinthisroom,huh(BillandColleenlookshocked)Chandler:Imean,youhavealovelyhomeMonica:Well,weappreciateanythingyoucantellusColleen:Well,actually,Ithinkthismighthelp(ShegivesMonicaabigbinderthat'sperfectlyinorder)Colleen:It'sprettymuchalltheinformationyouneedMonica:Ohmygod!Colleen:Everythingisbrokendownintocategories,andthencrossreferenced,andthencolourcodedtocorrespondwiththeformsinthebackMonica:Thankyou(ToChandler)IthinkIjusthadatinyorgasmBill:Iknowtheprocessisfrustrating,butit'ssoworthitAdoptingOwenwasthebestthingthateverhappenedtousChandler:That'sgreat(ToMonica)CanIseethebook(Monicalooksathim)Chandler:Youwantmetowashmyhandsfirst,don'tyouMonica:It'sIt'sjustsoprettyandwhiteColleen:Thebathroomisdownthehall,toyourleft(Chandlerleaves)Colleen:IwouldhavetoldhimtodoittooMonica:CanIadoptyou(CuttothehallOweniswearinghisscoutuniformandislookingthroughaboxwhenChandlerwalksuptohim)Chandler:Hey,youmustbeOwenOwen:YeahChandler:I'mChandlerHey,IwasinthescoutstooOwen:YouwereChandler:Yeah,infactmyfatherwasadenmotherOwen:HuhChandler:YouknowhowtouseacompassOwen:IhaveabadgeinitChandler:YoudoThat'sfantastic!Owen:YouwannaseeitChandler:I'dloveto,butIgottagetbacktotalkingtoyourparentsThey'retellingusallabouthowtheyadoptedyouOwen:What!Chandler:WhatOwen:I'madopted(Chandlertriestocomeupwithagoodanswer)Chandler:IgotnothingRoss'sapartmentRossistotallywasted,buthe'sstilldrinkingallthemargaritasRoss:Thefirstbatchofmargaritaswasnotsogreat,butthesecondbatchisgoooooodRachel:Well,maybethenextbatch,wecouldallgetsomeRoss:Oh,guys,thisisfun,isn'titYouknowJustthefourofusJusthangin'Joey:Dude,areyouokayAndwhenarethefajitasgonnabereadyRoss:I'mfine!Hey,I'mgreat!I'mjustI'mjustproudofusThere'snoweirdness,notensionRachel:NoawarenessRoss:WemakeagreatfoursomeWeshoulddomorestufftogetherOoh!Let'stakeatripOkay,wheredoyouthinkwewecango(Theoventimerpingsinthekitchen)Ross:Myfajitas!!(Herunsofftothekitchen)Rachel:Look,Charlie,IjustwantyoutoknowRossisjusthavingalittletroubleadjustingtothethoughtofJoeyandmeYouknow,henormallydoesn'tdrinklikethisCharlie:Oh,youknowwhatThisisnothingMyfatherisaragingalcoholic(JoeyandRacheldon'tknowhowtorespondtothat)Charlie:Oh,I'msorry,haveImadethiseveninguncomfortable(Rossenterscarryingafryingpanwithfajitaswithoutanyovenmitts)Ross:Fajitas!Becareful,veryhotplate,veryhotplate!!Rachel:Ross,youdon'tevenhaveovenmittson!(Rosslaughs)Ross:Thatisgonnahurttomorrow!CentralPerkFrankJr,PhoebeandthetripletsarethereContinuedfromearlierPhoebe:Okay,well,thisiscrazyCan'tseriouslybetalkingaboutmetakingoneofyourkids,canweFrankJr:No,ofcoursewe'renotPhoebe:InsaneFrankJr:IknowPhoebe:Alicewouldnevergoforit,rightFrankJr:Oh,Idon'tknow,she'sprettytired,too,Ithinkwe'vegotheronboardPhoebe:Well,justyouknow,forargument'ssake,youknow,hypotheticallyWhichonewouldyoubewillingtogiveupFrankJr:HuhPhoebe:FrankJrJrFrankJr:Oh,you'dbegettingareallygoodoneImean,youknow,he'sreallyfunnyLike,theotherdayhemadeupthisjokePhoebe:UhhuhFrankJr:What'sgreenandsays"hey,I'mafrog"Atalkingfrog!(Laughs)Oh,no,youcan'thavehim,he'stoofunnyPhoebe:Well,alright,that'sfineWhataboutLeslieFrankJr:Oh,no,noNotLeslieNo,she's,she'stheonlyonethatknowshowtoburpthealphabetPhoebe:Alright,sothatleavesChandlerFrankJr:Oh,no,no,youcan'thaveChandler,noNo,noShe'smylittlegeniusIgotbighopesforherShe'sgonnabeadoctororarealtorPhoebe:Wow,FrankIthinkwejustranoutofkidsFrankJr:Oh,Ithinkyou'rerightOh,wowPhoebe,Idon'tthinkIcangiveoneofthemupImean,youknow,theydrivemecrazy,butthey'remybabiesPhoebe:I'msorry,FrankIdidn'trealisethingsweresobadYouknow,I'llhelpoutmoreIcanIcanbabysitanytimeyouwantYounametheday,andI'llbethereFrankJr:HowabouttomorrowPhoebe:Well,that'snotgoodButyouknow,Icanmovesomestuffaround,andI'llbethereYouandAlicejusttakethewholedaytogetherFrankJr:You'ddothatforusPhoebe:AreyoukiddingThat'swhatsistersareforFrankJr(looksatthetriplets):Lookatthem!AwIloveyousomuch(StrokesLeslie'shair,andshemovesalittle)Ohcrap,don'twakeup,don'twakeup!BillandColleen'sapartmentChandlercomesrunningintothelivingroomMonicaistheonlyonethereChandler:WhereareBillandColleenMonica:They'reinthekitchengettingsomethingtoeatCanyoubelievehownicetheyareChandler:Wehavetoleave!!Monica:WhyWhatdidyoudointhebathroomChandler:Ididn'tgettothebathroomIbumpedintoOwenontheway,andhedidn'tknowhewasadoptedAndthere'saslightchanceImayhavetoldhimMonica:Ohmygod,where'smypurseNo,youknowwhatIcanreplaceeverythinginthereGetthatbinder,andlet'sgo!(BillandColleenenter)Colleen:HeyBill:SomelittlesnacksforeverybodyOh,youdon'thavetoeatthesourwormsThoseareforOwenColleen:I'llgogethiminasecondBytheway,youshouldknowwehaven'ttoldhimhe'sadoptedyetChandler:ButkidsaresointuitiveDon'tyouthinkonsomelevelhealreadyknows(Owencomesrunningin)Owen:I'madopted!Chandler:SeeIntuitive!Bill:WhatWheredidyouhearthatOwen:Hetoldme!AndhepaidmedollarsnottotellChandler:Whichtechnicallynowyoushouldgiveback!Colleen:Youtoldhimhe'sadoptedChandler:I'msosorry,butyoushouldhaveasignoutthereorsomethingOratleastwhisperittopeoplewhentheycomeinthedoor"Owendoesn'tknowhe'sadopted,andhealsothinksthatSantaisreal"Owen:Heisn't!Chandler(toMonica):Wehavetogetoutofhere,baby!Ross'sapartmentRachel,JoeyandCharlieareeatingfajitaswhenRossentersfromthekitchenRoss:EveryoneIwouldliketomakeatoasttoRachelandJoeyRachel:OoyRoss:AndtoloveAh,loveLOVE,loveLisforlifeAndwhatislifewithoutloveRachel:Ohmygod,arewesupposedtoanswerRoss:Oisfor"oh,wow!"TheVisforthisverysurprisingturnofevents,whichI'mstillfinewithbythewayEisforhowextremelynormalIfinditThatyoutwoaretogetherAndnowonedayyoumightgetmarriedandhavechildrenofyourown(RosschokesupandpausesRachelandJoeylookathim)Joey:Dude,areyouokayRoss:TotallyRachel:Ross,youdon'tseemokayRoss(onthevergeoftears):I'msorry,itmustbethepressureofentertainingIthinkeveryonewouldfeelbetterifwehadsomeflanCharlie:Wait,RossRossIIhavetotakeoffRoss:No!Charlie:I'msorry,Ihaveareallyearlyclassinthemorning,butthishasbeenlovelyRoss:Wasn'titAndyouthoughtitwouldbeawkwardwithJoeyandthatyouneverreallylikedRachelCharlie:You'reonfire!I'llcallyouinthemorning,okayRoss:OkayCharlie:Alright(Rossgoestothekitchen)Charlie:God,Rachel,whatRossjustsaidthatisjustsoRachel:Oh,that'sokay,girlstendnottolikemeCharlie:Bye(Rossentersfromthekitchenwiththreeplateswithflan)Ross:Okay,Iguessit'sjustflanforthree!Hey,hey,thatrhymed!Rachel:Youknowwhat,RossIthinkwe'regonnatakeofftooRoss:Oh,ohOfcourseGod,I'msostupidYouguysareacouplenowImean,youprobablyjustwanttobealoneRachel:No,no,it'sjustthatit'sgettinglateRoss:Hey,hey,it'sfineIt'stotallyfineWe'vegotplentyofmargaritasIt'sallgood(Theoventimerpingsagain)Ross:Idon'tevenknowwhatthat'sfor(Hegoesbacktothekitchen)Joey:YouknowwhatIthinkI'mgonnastayhereandmakesurehe'sokayRachel:Yeah,that'sprobablyagoodideaJoey:YeahI'llseeyouinthemorningRachel:UhhuhOkayYouknowwhat,Joey,Idon'tthinkhe'severgonnabeokaywiththisJoey:Itdoesn'tlookgood,doesit(Theykisseachotheronthecheek,andRachelleaves)Ross'sapartmentthenextmorningRossisveryhungoveronthecouchasJoeyenterswithacupofcoffeeforhimJoey:MorningHereyougoRoss:ThanksDidyoustayhereallnightJoey:YeahRoss:SoyoutookoffmypantsandshoesJoey:No,no,noYouactuallydidthatwhenyouweredancingtotheChicagosoundtrackLook,Ross,about,aboutRachelandIListen,youdon'thavetoworryaboutthat,okayBecausenothingisgonnahappenRoss:WhatdoyoumeanJoey:Well,sheandIsaidfromthebeginningthatweweren'tgonnadoanythingunlessyouwereokaywithitAndclearlyRoss:Hey,whatareyoutalkingaboutI'mfine!Joey:It'sokay,Ross,alrightItotallyunderstandOfcourseyou'renotfineYou'reYou'reRossandRachelRoss:Exceptwe'renotImean,wehaven'tbeenacoupleinlike,sixyearsOhmygod,isthatrightHasitbeenthatlongJoey:That'swhatIhear,yeahRoss:ThisiscrazyImean,sixyearsAndbecauseofmeyouguysaren'tgonnabetogetherCanIaskyousomethingReally,whatisthisthingwithyouandRachelJoey:Comeon,Imean,youknowme,youknowRoss:JoeyJoey:I'mcrazyaboutherRoss:AndshefeelsthesamewayJoey:IthinksoRoss:Well,then,maybeit'stimeweallmovedonJoey:Yeah,but,Ross,Imean,you'renotokaywithitRoss:No,butIwannabeHey,IwillbeBesides,I'mwithCharlie,rightOhmygod,I'mstillwithCharlie,aren'tIImean,shedidn'tseethedance,didsheJoey:No,no,no,no,thatwasthatwasjustformeAreyousureaboutthisRoss:Yeah,I'msureJoey:Andwe'reokay(Rosssmilesandholdsuphishandforahighfive,buthehasforgottenabouthisburnthandsHegaspsinpainasJoeygrabshishand)ENDINGCREDITSCentralPerkMonicaandChandlerentertofindPhoebetherewiththetripletsMonica:Hey,PhoebsPhoebe:HeyMonica:Uhm,wejustwannagiveyouaheadsupBillandColleenhateusChandler:Owendidn'tknowhewasadopted,andMonicatoldhimMonica:WhatPhoebe:Still,hehadtofindoutsometimeChandler:Yeah,buthowwouldyoulikeitifsomeonetoldthetripletsthatyougavebirthtothem(Thetripletsstareathim)Chandler:I'mgonnagotellEmmashewasanaccident(Runsoff)END罗斯不难过好吧Ross我知道你不想进来看到这个可是……听我解释好吗?我们什么都没做!瑞秋他看到了嘘但你所看到的就是全部的okay仅仅一个吻而已不天呐你在说谎。我们在巴巴多斯就吻过了。哥们儿真扫兴!好吧我们在巴巴多斯也吻过可我们没想那样知道吗?发生这件事的唯一原因是我看见你吻Charlie了。对是你开始的!我想过要冷却下来。好吧我们或许应该在事情发生之前跟你说可是……我们对于这感到非常害怕rossYeah,对可它确实发生了所以……RossRoss我们可以关上门了么?Ross,说点什么。什么都行。所以说你们俩……?Yeah那你们有没有……呃?No,no,no!可如果我没进来的话你们会不会……?也许No,no!Ross我们本来没想让你以这种方式发现。你有权力抓狂。我不会抓狂的。你看我抓狂了不可你知道我的意思。嘿嘿嘿……如果你们俩开心我也会为你们开心。我没事!真的?当然。我没事!完全没事!我不知道为什么我的声音又大又尖不过说真的。我没事。我不是说我看见你们接吻一点也不吃惊我是说开始我有点……不过现在我已经开始接受喜欢了。Ross都解决了!我和Charlie还有你们俩。知道我们应该干什么吗?冷静下来?不。我们应该一起吃顿饭。对我们明天晚上就吃。我来掌勺!呃你不觉得那样太怪了吗?怪?为什么哪儿怪了?如果有人不喜欢墨西哥菜才是唯一的一件怪事因为我会做fajitas!!我非常喜欢fajitas。^^天呐领养这件事真让人无法抵抗。有跨国领养从属领养……有这么多方法这就像我们一生中最大的决定。我咖啡里有头发。嗨伙计们!嗨。嗨你们看见小Frank了吗因为他要带着他的三胞胎来看我。知道吗太有意思了。每次你说“三胞胎”我马上就想到三个火辣的岁金发女郎。想的美喝你的头发吧。嘿这些是什么?哦这些是我们从不同的领养中心找来的小册子。哦小孩子!哦这个好可爱就要这个!这不是这么用的。噢那这个呢?我不知道!好吧如果你们遇到什么困难可以跟我的朋友们谈谈Bill和Colleen。他们领养了个孩子他们一定会帮你们的。谢谢这太好了。嘿老公是不是很棒?好吧好吧好吧。记住我们刚说的。在公共场合要有一定的规矩。我们不是这么说的!嗨!|嗨。见到你真好。|我也一样。嗨Frank嗨过得怎么样?哦天呐他们都这么大了!哪个是哪个啊?哦那个从那个女士包里扯出棉球来的是小小Frank。Chandler在往Chandler身上爬。Leslie在往他身上扔百吉饼。想领养三胞胎吗?不!呃我要说我们这么做是为了Ross而且这很酷不过如果让我来定的话我们第一次约会的时候不会做这个。那么我们会做什么?我会带你出去过一个浪漫的夜晚。有香槟法国大餐让你在马车上送你回家。马车“上”?里面!嗨Charlie!嗨。|嗨嗨那么……担心吗?噢你猜对了。所以你给Ross带来点东西?实际上……这些是你落在我公寓的。噢噢谢谢。知道吗你可以随时把我的东西还给我。好我什么都没丢掉……我就向我听到什么声音了!嗨Charlie!嗨Joey呃……噢!你该向我介绍你的新女朋友。我开玩笑的我认识Rachel我认识。进来请进来。进来。好的呃我们带来点酒。噢!想得真周到。这是她带来的。你又带来了什么?呃实际上这是……内裤牙刷还有范海伦的CD。这些我都用得着!!天呐Ross知道吗你有点……什么?心情很好是吗?本来我就是!你们呢?你们呢?你们呢?看到了吗?还有谁心情好?好吧听着嘿Ross。放松一点好吗?来喝点什么。知道吗?这是个好主意。我要去弄一大罐马格丽塔酒。噢我的天。真可爱。看他们睡得就像天使一样。对我也很珍惜这段时光因为你还没意识到它的可贵他们就会醒过来。嗯他们可能比较难控制可他们真得很可爱。|是。噢天呐我最后一次照看他们的时候他们做了最有意思的事……我已经年没睡觉了!这么这么久了?你不知道这又多难Phoebe。他们太多了。知道吗两个我还能行。两个就太好了。你正一手抱着一个可第三个带着自行车头盔朝我跑过来的时候我能怎么办?我又没有另一只手来保护我的要害!他们是三个Phoebe三个!是啊我了解Frank。我生他们的时候数过了。有时候我甚至想……哦不不不我不能说太可怕了。不。什么?不我不能。噢天呐Frank你想摆脱他们?你想要抛弃他们!噢不!我永远不会那么做。不。我只是想你知道吗也许你可以带走一个。什么?!你不能把它们分开!这太可怕了。哪一个?谢谢你能让我们来。Phoebe跟我们说过你们做的好事了。噢请进我们很愿意帮忙。我们领养的时候也经历过这种事。那么这间屋子里也充斥着weewee和hoohoo的故障声了呃?我是说你们过得很开心。好吧你们能告诉我们任何事我们都会很感激的。当然实际上我想会有帮助的。这些大概就是你们所需要的所有的信息了。噢天呐!所有的东西都按类别分开可以互相引用还根据背面的颜色进行了标注。太感谢了。我想我刚经历了一次小高潮。我知道过程是让人沮丧的不过是值得的。领养Owen是我们经历过得最好的事情。太棒了。我能看看这本书吗?你想让我先洗手是不是?这……这个这么漂亮而且是白的。洗手间在走廊那头左边。我也让他这么做过。我能领养你吗嗨你一定是Owen。对。我叫Chandler。嗨我也当过童子军。真的?当然实际上我爸爸是童子军的女训导员。呃?你知道怎么用指南针吗?我得过一枚徽章。真的?真是太棒了!你想看吗?当然想不过我得先回去跟你的父母聊聊。他们在告诉我们怎么领养你的事。什么?!?怎么了?我是领养的?我什么都不知道。第一批马格丽塔不是太好可第二批实在太棒棒了。好吧希望到下一批的时候我们都能喝一点。噢伙计们这很有趣是吗?知道吗?就我们四个。就这么呆着。伙计你还好吧?fajitas什么时候才能好?我很好!嘿我很棒!我只是……我只是为我们而骄傲。一点都不古怪一点都不紧张。一点都不清醒。我们组成一个“四人帮”。我们应该一块再做些什么。哦!我们去旅行吧!好吧你们向我们我们该去哪儿?我的fajitas!!听着Charlie我只想让你知道。Ross还需要时间习惯我跟Joey在一起。知道么他一般不这么喝酒的。噢你知道吗?这没什么。我爸爸就是个疯狂的酒鬼。噢对不起我让你们不舒服了?Fajitas!当心盘子很烫盘子很烫!!Ross你怎么没戴手套!明天手要疼了!好吧好吧这太疯狂了。我们不可能是在严肃的讨论我要带走一个孩子是吗?不当然不是。太愚蠢了。|我知道。Alice不会支持的是吗?噢我不知道她也太累了。我想她可能会入伙的。好吧知道吗只是为了争论知道吗是假设的。你要放弃哪一个?呃。FrankJrJr噢你选了这么好的一个。我是说知道吗他真是太有趣了。比如那天他说了个笑话。|嗯嗯。什么东西是绿的并且说“嗨我是一只青蛙”?一只会说话的青蛙!噢不你不能带他走。他太有意思了。好吧好吧没问题。那Leslie呢?噢不不。不要是Leslie。不她是唯一一个知道怎么打着嗝说出字母表来的。好吧那就剩下Chandler了。噢不不你不能带走Chandler不。不不。她是个小天才。我对她抱有很大期望。她会成为医生或者房地产经纪人……哇Frank。我想我谁都带不走了。噢我想你是对的。哦哇Phoebe我不认为我能放弃任何一个。我是说知道吗他们让我发疯可他们是我的孩子。很抱歉Frank。我没想到事情会这样。知道吗我会帮你的。我可以我可以在任何你需要的时候照看他们。你说一天我会去的。明天怎么样?|呃不好。不过知道吗我会推掉其它事我会到的。你和Alice可以整天呆在一起。你为我们这么做?你开玩笑吗?你以为姐姐是干什么的?看看他们!噢我真爱你们。噢天呐别醒过来别醒过来!Bill和Colleen呢?他们在厨房弄点吃的。您能想象他们有多好吗?我们必须走!!为什么?你在洗手间做了什么?我还没去洗手间呢。我在路上碰到了Owen可他还不知道他是被领养的。有一个小小的机会我告诉了他。噢天呐我的手袋呢?不知道吗?我们可以把任何东西放在这儿。拿上活页册走!嗨。|给大家的一点小吃。哦你们不用吃酸蠕虫那是给Owen的。我一会儿去叫他。顺便说一句你们该知道我们还没告诉他他是领养的。可孩子们直觉很灵敏。你不认为某种程度上他已经知道了?我是领养的?!看?直觉!什么?你从哪儿听来的?他告诉我的!他还给我块钱让我别说出来。那现在你该把钱还给我了!你告诉他他是领养的?实在对不起可你们应该在那儿或者什么地方写明白。或者在人们进门的时候悄悄告诉他们:“Owen不知道他是领养的他也认为圣诞老人是真实存在的。”他不是吗?!我们必须走了亲爱的!诸位我要向Rachel和Joey敬酒。噢咦。还有爱情。啊爱情。LOVE爱情。L是生活。没有爱情哪有生活?噢我的天呐我们要回答吗?O是“噢哇!”V是事情转变的这么快而顺便说明我完全应付得来。E是我发现这是多么的正常。你们俩走到了一起。有一天你们会结婚还会有你们自己的孩子。伙计你还好吧?|完全没问题。Ross你看起来不太好。对不起一定是快乐的压力太大了。我想如果我们吃点果馅饼会感觉好点。等等Ross。Ross我我要走了。不行!对不起我明天早上还有一节很早的课不过这已经很好了。是吗?可你认为跟Joey一起很不自在而且你从没真正喜欢过Rachel。你过火了!我早上给你打电话好吗?|好吧。好的。天呐RachelRoss刚才说得简直太……噢没事女孩们从来都不喜欢我。再见。好吧我想只需要给三个人吃的果馅饼了!嘿嘿这还挺押韵!知道吗Ross?我想我们也该走了。噢噢当然。天呐我真蠢。你们现在是一对了。我是说你们可能想单独呆着。不不我只是说天晚了……嘿嘿没事的。真的没事。我已经喝了够多的马格丽塔。真得很好。我都不知道那是什么。知道吗?我想我应该留下保证他没事。对这可能是个好主意。对明天早上见。嗯嗯好吧。知道吗Joey我不认为他会接受我们俩在一起。看起来不太好是吗?早上好。你醒了。谢谢。你整个晚上都在这儿对。你脱了我的裤子和鞋?不不不。实际上是你和着《芝加哥》的原声跳舞的时候自己脱的。听着Ross关于我和Rachel。听着你什么都不用担心知道吗?因为什么都不会发生。你是什么意思?好吧我们从一开始就说如果你不接受的话我们什么都不会做的。而很明显……嘿你在说什么?我很好!很好Ross好吗?我完全明白。你当然不好。你们是……你们是Ross和Rachel。除非我们不是。我是说我们已经有年没在一起了。噢天呐真的吗?有这么久了我也是这么听说的是的。这太疯狂了。我是说年?就因为我你们不能在一起?我能问你点事吗?说真的你觉得跟Rachel在一起怎么样?别闹了我是说你了解我你知道……Joey我为她感到疯狂。她也这么想吗?我想是的。好吧那么可能现在我们都该往前看了。对不过Ross我是说你并没有完全接受。不我会的。嘿我会的。另外我还有Charlie呢对吧?噢天呐我还跟Charlie在一起呢,是吗?我是说她没看见我跳舞吧?不不不不只有只有我看见了。你说真的?对我是说真的。我们的关系没问题吗?嗨Phoebs。|嗨。呃我们只是想给你提个醒。Bill和Colleen讨厌我们。Owen不知道他是领养的可Monica告诉了他。什么?可是他总有一天会发现的。对可如果有人告诉这三胞胎是你生了他们你会高兴吗?我要去告诉Emma说她是个事故的结果。

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