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601 The One After Vegas

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2018-09-10 0人阅读 举报 0 0 暂无简介

简介:本文档为《601 The One After Vegasdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneAfterVegasScene:TheWeddingChapel,continuedfromlastseasonChandlerandMonicaareabouttogetmarriedChandler:Okay!(Standsup)Thisisit!(Clapshishands)We'regonnagetmarried!Monica:Areyousureyouwannadothis(Suddenlythedoorsburstopen,andROSSANDRACHELCOMEOUTARMINARM!!!!!AndRachel'scarryingabouquet!!!THEYGOTMARRIED!!!!)Ross:Well,hello,MrsRoss!(Throwssomerice)Rachel:Well,hello,MrRachel!(Throwssomemorerice)(Theystormoutintothestreet)Rachel:Wait!(Getsherbearings)Okay!(ShegoesonewayhegoestheotherThecamerapansbacktoChandlerandMonica,andneedlesstosay,they'restandingtheredumbstruck)Monica:Whoa!Chandler:OhmyGod!Joey:(enteringwithPhoebe)ComeonPheebs!Hurry!Hurry!Hurry!Hurry!Phoebe:Okay!Okay!Okay!(Theyrunintothechapel)(ChandlerandMonicaarestunnedagain)Chandler:OhmyGod!!Iseverybodygettingmarried!!(PhoebeandJoeyrunbackoutandheadtowardsthestreet)Attendant:(scoldingthem)NNorunninginthechapel!Phoebe:(toher)Hey!Don’tyougivemeanyofyourHey!(SeesChandlerandMonicastandingthere)Chandler:Hey!Joey:Hey!Monica:WhatareyouguysdoinghereJoey:RossandRachelleftusamessagesayingtheyweregettingmarried!Isn’tthatwhyyouguysarehereChandler:Yes!WellthatyesMonica:WhyelsewouldwebehereJoey:Well!Whathappened!DidwemissitChandler:WeactuallymisseditPhoebe:Well,maybeyouwouldn’thavehadyou(turnstotheattendant)runinthechapel!Monica:Thisisinsane!Phoebe:What’sthebigdeal,y’knowIt’snotlikeit’sarealmarriageChandler:What!Phoebe:Yeah,ifyougetmarriedinVegas,you’reonlymarriedinVegasMonica:WhatareyoutalkingaboutIfyougetmarriedinVegasyou’remarriedeverywherePhoebe:(shocked)Really!Monica:Yeah!Phoebe:OhmyGod!Eh!Well…OpeningCredits{Transciber’snote:Incaseyouhaven’theard,CourteneyCoxgotmarriedtoDavidArquetteduringhiatusandchangedhernametoCourteneyCoxArquetteButDavidwasabusyboyduringtheoffseasonfornotonlydidhemarrybuteveryoneelseaswellForthey’realllistedasJenniferAnistonArquette,LisaKudrowArquette,inaninterestingtwistMattLeBlancArquette,MatthewPerryArquette,DavidSchwimmerArquette,andeventhecreatorsoftheshowarenowDavidCraneArquetteandMartaKauffmanArquetteIjustwonderwhatthenewsleepingarrangementsare…}Scene:Rachel’shotelroom,she’swakingupwithahorrendoushangoverRachel:Ohhh!(Looksinthemirrorandseesthatshestillhashermustacheandgroans)(Suddenly,there’smovementbesideher,startlingherIt’sRoss!HewakesupandtheybothstartscreaminginterrorThentheybothgrabtheirheadshavingaggravatedtheirhangovers)Ross:WhyareweinbedtogetherRachel:Idon’tknowDodoyouhaveanyclothesonRoss:(checks)YeahRachel:Really!Ross:No!Butwewedidn’thave…sexuh,didweImean,Idon’tremembermuchaboutlastnight,itwassuchablurRachel:Oh!Irememberlaughing!IlaughedalotRoss:Andwedidn’thavesex(Rachelagreeswithhimandstartstogetoutofbed)Rachel:Ohh,Imean,wewerereallydrunkI’mjustgladwedidn’tdoanythingstupidRoss:(gettingup)Tellmeaboutit(Hesitsupontheedgeofthebedandhas"JustMarried"writtenonhisback)Scene:Thebreakfastbuffet,PhoebeisalreadysittingatthetableasJoeyentersJoey:Mornin’Pheebs(Sitsdown)Well,mymoviehasofficiallybeencanceledPhoebe:OhJoey,I’msosorryYouwantsomeofmybreakfastJoey:Nah,I’mtoodepressedtoeatI’llprobablyeatinlikeminutesSoIguessI’lljustflyhomewithyouguys,whattime’syourflightPhoebe:WhataboutmycabJoey:Idon’tneedthatanymorePhoebe:No,Joey!YouborrowedmycabyouhavetodriveitbackJoey:Idon’twanttodriveallthewaybackbymyself,Igetsolonely(Getsanidea)Ohooh!HowaboutyoucomewithmePhoebe:Idon’tknow,it’ssuchalongtripJoey:It’llbegreat!Wewecouldtalk,andplaygames!HuhThiscouldbeourchancetolikerenewourfriendshipPhoebe:AreyouaskingmetohaveafrenaissanceJoey:SurePhoebe:AllrightAlthoughIdon’tthinkweneedone,Ineverstoppedlovingyou(ChandlerandMonicaenter)Chandler:Hi!Joey:HeyMonica:HeyChandler:So,hasanyonetalkedtoDrandMrsGelleryetPhoebe:Umhmm,yeahTheyleftmeamessagetheyshouldbehereanyminuteJoey:Whereisthewaitress!I’mstarving!Chandler:It’sabuffetmanJoey:Oh,here’swhereIwinallmymoneyback!(GetsupandheadsforthebuffettablewithChandlerintow)Chandler:Listen,IgottatalktoyouJoey:Sure!What’sup(HegrabsaplateandproceedstoloaditwithahugepileofscrambledeggsChandlerjuststaresathimandJoeyreluctantlygiveshimaspoonful)Chandler:MonicaandIalmostgotmarriedlastnightJoey:OhmyGod!That’shuge!(Hugshim)Waitaminute,whycomeIwasn’tinvitedAndwhowasgoingtobeyourbestmanDon’tsay,"Ross"Donotsay,"Ross"Chandler:Look,Ijustdon’tthinkMonicaandIarereadytogetmarriedyet!Y’knowImean,IloveherandeverythingbutseeingRossandRachelcomingoutofthatchapelwaslikea,likeawakeupcallthatMonicaandIaremovingsofastY’knowAnd,howdoItellherwithoutcrushingherJoey:Oh!Tellhershe’snotmarriagematerialChandler:What!Joey:Girlssayittomeallthetime!Andbelieveme,ifshe’sanythinglikeme,she’sjustgonnaberelievedPantoMonicaandPhoebehavingthesameconversationMonica:HowdoItellChandlerthatit’stoosoonIt’sgonnabreakhisheart,he’snotgonnathinkthatIdon’tlovehimanymorePhoebe:Wellyoudon’tMonica:YesIdo!Phoebe:Good!Good!IwasjusttestingyouChandler:(returningwithJoey)HiMonica:Ohhi!Hi!Y’know,wewerejusttalkingaboutbaconPhoebe:No,weweretalkingabouttennisTennisismorebelievable(RossandRachelenter)Ross:Hey!TheGirls:Hey!Chandler:Hey!(TheybothsitdownandRachelpoursthembothsomecoffeeThey’reactinglikenothing’shappenedandeveryoneisjuststaringatthem)Ross:WhatChandler:ArewegonnatalkaboutwhatyouguysdidlastnightOr…Rachel:(ToRoss)Idon’tknow(Tothegang)WhatdoyoumeanlastnightNothing,nothinguh,happenedlastnightRoss:Yeah!Phoebe:Uhhuh!Rossinvitedusalltowatch(RachelturnstoRossstunned)Monica:Rach!Weweren’tgonnamissourfriendsgettingmarried!Rachel:(gasps)Whogotmarried!(Rossisassurprisedtohearthisassheis)Chandler:(notquitesure)YoudidRoss:What!Hello!Wedidn’tgetmarriedRachel:No,wedidn’tgetmarried!That’sridiculous!(Theyturntolookateachotherandsuddenlyrememberthattheydidinfactgetmarried)Ross:WeweweIrememberbeinginachapelRachel:OhmyGodRoss:ITheywouldnotletusgetmarriedwhenwewerethatdrunk!Rachel:No!Joey:Theyletyougetmarriedwhenyou’redrunk!MostpeoplewhogetmarriedinVegasaredrunk!Phoebe:Hell,I’mdrunkrightnow!(Theyallturnandlookather)WhatIcan’thaveamimosawithbreakfast!I’monvacation!Monica:WhatareyouguysgonnadoRachel:Well,Iguesswejustfindadivorcelawyer(LooksatRoss)Chandler:Well,Ithink,Ithink,RossalreadyhasoneNow,thisone’sfree,rightBecauseyoupaidforthefirsttwo,sothethirdone’sfreeRoss:Laughitup,butthejoke’sonyouBecausewedon’tneedtogetdivorced,okayWewe’rejustgonnagetanannulmentJoey:AnannulmentRoss!Idon’tthinksurgery’stheanswerherePhoebe:Ohoh,that’syourthingRoss:WhatPhoebe:You’rethingYou’rethingY’knowYou’retheguywhogetsdivorcedAll:Ohyeah!Ross:Nono,that’sthat’snotmything!Idonotlovegettingdivorced!Phoebe:Yesyoudo!Thisisyourthirddivorce!Youlovedivorcesomuchyou’reprobablygonnamarryit!Thenitwon’tworkoutandyou’regonnahavetodivorceit,divorcingguy(Pause)I’msodrunkScene:Thecasinofloor,ChandlerandMonicaarewalkingthroughitMonica:So,whatdoyouthinkweshoulddoChandler:Idon’tknowButIIIknowIloveyou!Monica:IknowIloveyou!(Theyhug)Chandler:SowhereareweonthewholegoingbacktotheplacewheretheyhaveallthemarriagesthingIloveyouMonica:That’sagoodquestionLookumm,lastnightweletthedicedecideMaybeweshouldleaveituptofateagainIloveyou!Chandler:Yes,wedon’tgetmarriedunlessthere’sasign!Okay,sosayuh,sayyourollanothereight(motionstothecrapstable)thenthere’sadefinitesignthatweshouldgetmarriedMonica:Allright,eightwegetmarried,but,,,,,,,,,wedon’tgetmarriedChandler:SoundsgreatMonica:Okay(Theyapproachthecrapstable)Croupler:Comingin,wegotashooter!MoneypleaseMonica:ReadyChandler:Ready!Monica:(sarcastic)ComeoneightChandler:(deadpan)Yes,yeseight(Monicarollsthedice)Croupler:Eight!Easyeight(Sherollsaandaandthey’restunned)Monica:Wow!Ican’tbelieveIactuallyrolledaneightChandler:ThatwassounlikelyWell,let’sgetmarried!IguessMonica:WaitaminuteThatwasn’tahardeight!LastnightIrolledahardeightChandler:That’sright!Itwasthewrongkindofeight,nowedding!Damnit!Monica:Iwanteditsobad!(Pause)WannagopackChandler:Yeah(Theygopack)We’redoingtherightthing,rightMonica:Ohh,ofcourseweare!(Theywalkuptotheelevators)Weleftituptofate(Pushestheelevatorbutton)Ifweweresupposedtogetmarriedtherewouldbeaclearcutsign(TheelevatordooropenstoapriestreadingfromabiblewithChandlerandMonicastandingsidebysideholdingeachother’shands)Scene:Phoebe’scab,PhoebeandJoeyaredrivingbackPhoebeisdrivingwhileJoeyissleepingPhoebe:Okay,youhavequestionsleftUsethemwisely(Joeygroans)ComeonJoey!Youcan’twinifyoudon’taskany(seesthathe’sasleep)QUESTIONS!!!Joey:(wakesup)What!Phoebe:Well,youpromisedmeafunroadtrip!We’vebeenontheroadsixhoursandyou’vebeenasleepforfiveandahalf!Weareswitchingatthenextreststopandyouaregoingtodriveallthewayback!Thatwillbeyourpunishment,yougreedysleeper!Joey:AllrightAllrightPhoebe:Yeah!Anduntilthenyouaregoingtosingtomebecausetheradio’sbrokenandyouareselfishbuthaveanicevoiceJoey:ReallyIdon’t…Phoebe:Sing!!Joey:(startssinging)Iwannarockandrollallnight!(Fallsasleep)Timelapse,Phoebeisasleep,Joey’sdrivingandhavingahardtimestayingawakeJoey:(tohimself)Man,thisisalongdrive!AremyeyesopenNo!(Heopenshiseyesandseesahitchhiker)Timelapse,PhoebeisstillasleeponlyJoeyisnowpassedoutnexttoherandthecar’sstillmovingShewakesup,seesJoey,andscreamsHitchhiker:(driving)Morning!(Phoebescreamsagain)Scene:CentralPerk,RachelisonthecouchasRossentersRoss:Hey!Rachel:Hey,hubby!Ross:YeahYeah,actuallyum,IwantedtotalktoyouaboutthatwholeannulmentthingRachel:UhhuhRoss:I’mnotgoingtodothat(Rachelglaresathim)CommercialBreakScene:CentralPerk,continuedfromearlierRachelstartslaughingRachel:Okay!So,we’lljuststaymarriedRoss:Yes,exactly!Rachel:AndIwillmakeeveryonecallmeMrsGeller!Ross:Wow!ThisissoamazingIuh,IreallythoughtI’dhavetotalkyouintothismoreRachel:Okay,seenowI’mscaredbecauseIdon’tactuallythinkyou’rekiddingRoss:I’mI’mnotkiddingLookII,Ican’thavethreefailedmarriagesIcan’tOkayIIamnotgonnabethatguy!Rachel:Whatwhwhatsowe’lljuststaymarriedforever!Ross:Okay,look,howisthisgonnaaffectyouReallyImeanyoufillsomeformoutonceandawhileandinsteadofcheckingtheboxthatsaysMsyouchecktheboxthatsaysMrs!It’srightnexttoit!Rachel:Ohh,okay,I’msorryYou’rerightY’knowwhatWeabsolutelycanstaymarried,becauseIwasundertheimpressionthattheboxeswerefarawayfromeachotherAllright,look,justplease,takeamomenthereandthinkaboutwhatyou’reaskingofmeRoss:I’maskingyoutodomeafavor{Note:DoesanyoneelsewanttosmackRossrightaboutnowRaiseyourhandsOkay,putthemdownbeforeyoustinkoutthepersonnexttoyou}Rachel:Youareaskingmetobeyourwife!Ross:AndasmywifeIthinkyoushouldgrantmethisfavorScene:Thehallway,ChandlerishelpingMonicatothedoorMonica:ThatkidreallykickedmehardontheplaneChandler:WellyoudidpullhishairMonica:Hetookmysnack!Chandler:I’mnotgettingintothisagain!Monica:Okay!OhGod,y’knowwhatIt’sreallybadChandler: Well,ItoldyounottowalkHere(Picksherup)ThereOkay(Heopensthedoor,carriesheracrossthethreshold,stops,backsout,andletsgoofMonicawhoisonlyholdingonbyhisneck)Monica:Thisdoesn’tmeananything,doesitChandler:No!Monica:OkayScene:Phoebe’scab,she’sdriving,Joey’sinthebackseat,andthehitchhikerisridingupfrontwithPhoebePhoebe:(ToJoey)Howcouldyoupickupahitchhiker!Hecouldbearape(Sheholdsherhandinfrontofthehitchhiker’sface),arapistorakillerorsomething!Joey:Don’tyouthinkIaskedhimthatbeforehegotin!Phoebe:Y’knowwhatI’mnottalkingtoyou!Yougobacktosleep!(Tothehitchhiker)Andyou,areyouarapist!Hitchhiker:No!Phoebe:DoyoulikecargamesHitchhiker:Yeah,y’knowthelicenseplategamePhoebe:Ilovethelicenseplategame!Joey:Ooh,I’llplay!I’llplay!Phoebe:NoNo!YouneedyoursleepNightnight!Shh!(Sheclosesthepartition)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RossisenteringRoss:Hey!Rachel:Hey!Ross:Listen,Iknowyouwantedtotalktome,butIhaveanideathatmaymakeyouwanttostaymarried(Rachelshakesherhead)Weregister,andyougettokeepallthepresents!Rachel:(thinksaboutitforasecond)No!Ross,comeon!No!Listen,lookIthoughtalotabouthowtotellyouthisandthebottomline,Ross,iswecannotstaymarriedRoss:Idon’tknowifit’strueRachel:Ohbbbutitis!Ross:Oh,okay,y’knowwhatthisisThisisadifferenceofopinionAndwhenthathappensinamarriageRachel:OhRoss,comeon!Thisisnot,thisisnotamarriage!!Thisistheworld’sworsthangover!Ross,listen,ifyoudonotgetthisannulment,Iwill!Ross:AllrightAllright,I’lldoitRachel:Thankyou(Hegoestoleave)Heyheyumm,uh,isthere,isthereanysuchthingasanannulmentshower(Rossturnsandleaves)Scene:Phoebe’scab,it’sthesamearrangementasbeforeHitchhiker:Wait!Wait!Thereisthetrainstation!Phoebe:Oh,okayHitchhiker:ThisiswhereIgetoffWell,IhaveyouraddressandphonenumberPhoebe:AndIhaveyournameandthefactthatyou’readrifter,sotheball’sprettymuchinyourcourtHitchhiker:Allright,seeyaPheebs(GetsoutandPhoebedrivesaway)Joey:ComeonPheebs!Ican’ttakethisanymore!LetletmemakeituptoyouHuh(Startssinging)GroundcontroltoMajorTomCommencingcountdown,enginesonTakeyourproteinpillsandputyourhelmeton!Phoebe:Stopit!Stopitno!That’snotfair!Y’knowIcan’tresistthatbeautifulvoice!Joey:Pheebs,Iamsosorry!IknowIpromisedyouafunroadtripwithyourfriendandIdidn’tdeliverButbutbutnowIknowthatyouthinkbeingawakeisanimportantpartoffriendship!So,so,soIwillstrivetotostayawakeforaslongasIknowyouPhoebe:YoucanstillsleepatnightandstuffJoey:Well,thankyouSo,canweplayQuestionsnowI’vegotareallygoodone!I’vebeenthinkingaboutitsinceKansasPhoebe:OkayIsitakindofhotsandwichJoey:YesPhoebe:IsitameatballsubJoey:Thatisincredible!Youarethemaster!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandlerandMonicaarethereandRachelisarrangingabouquetofflowers,pricksherfingeronathorn,throwsthebouquetoverherhead,andthoseyouwhoarequickerthansomealreadyknowthatMonicaistheonewhocatchesitRachel:Huh,that’sfunnyYoulooklikeyou’regonnabethe…Monica:No,don’tsayit!Don’teventhinkit!Rachel:AllrightOkayChandler,enjoyyourhandful(Exits)Chandler:Allright,shouldwejust,shouldwejustgetmarriedY’knowImeanshouldwejustdoitAllthesignsaretellingustodoitMonica:I’msickofthesigns!It’stoofast,I’mhappythewaythingsare!Chandler:Metoo!Monica:Idon’twantthingstochange!DoyouChandler:No!Monica:Allrightthen,thennothingchanges!Everythingisgreat!Everythingstaysthesame!Andyougounpackbecauseit’sbeenthreedaysandit’sdrivingmeinsane!Chandler:Jeez,relax!It’snotlikewe’remarahah!!(Runsout)Chandler:(entering,slowly)Y’knowIwasthinking,whatifIuh,unpackhereMonica:ThenallyourstuffwouldbehereChandler:Well,whatifallmystuffwashereMonica:Thenyou’dbegoingbackandforthallthetime,Imeanitdoesn’tmakeanysenseChandler:OkayWhatifwelivedtogetherandyouunderstandwhatI’msayingMonica:LivetogetherTherehavebeennosignsforthatChandler:MeaskingiskindofasignMonica:YES!!!!!!!!Chandler:Okay!!!!!(Andthecrowdgoeswild!Well,atleastthelivestudioaudience)Monica:Yes!Okay!Okay!Waitwaitwait!Chandler:OkayMonica:Here’syourkey(Getshimone)Chandler:OhthanksMonica:Here’syourkeyAllright,youhavetochristenit!Now,gooutandcomebackin!Chandler:Thedoorhasn’tbeenlockedinfiveyears,butokay!(Runsout)Ready!Monica:Ready!(Hetries,butsomethinghappens)Chandler:Okay,alittleproblemThekeybrokeinthelockandIcan’tgetin!Monica:Wait!OhmyGod!Ican’tgetout!Chandler:Thisisnotasign!Monica:No,it’snotasign!It’saveryoldkey!Chandler:It’sanoldkey!Monica:OhmyGodit’sold!Chandler:Iloveyou!Monica:Iloveyou!Chandler:Areyouhuggingthedoorrightnow(Pause)Monica:NoChandler:Yeahyeah,meneitherScene:CentralPerk,RachelandPhoebeareonthecouchasRossentersRoss:Hey!Rachel:Hey,sodideverythinggoallrightwiththeannulmentRoss:Oh,yeah,noproblemsIt’salltakencareofRachel:Ross,thankyouHey,doyouguyswannagoseeamovieRoss:Ohyeah,whynotRachel:PheebsPhoebe:Nothanks,I’vealreadyseenoneRachel:Okay,umm,I’mgonnagetmysweater(Walksaway)Ross:Okay(SitsdownnexttoPhoebe)Youuh,youwannahearsomethingweirdPhoebe:AlwaysRoss:Ididn’tgettheannulmentPhoebe:What!Ross:We’restillmarried!Don’ttellRachelSeeyoulater(HegetsupleavingPhoebeinshock)EndingCreditsScene:Thehallway,JoeyiscomingupthestairsandseesChandlertryingtoopenthelockJoey:WhatareyoudoingChandler:Thekey’sstuckinthelockJoey:IcanfixitHoldon(Hegoesandgetsascrewdriverfromhisapartment)LookoutLookout(Priesatthedooralittlebit)Chandler:(tryingthehandle)Itstilldoesn’tworkJoey:I’mnotfinishedChandler:Oh(Joeygoesbackintotheapartment,runsbackintothehallway,throwshisshoulderagainstthedoor,andknocksitdownoffit’shinges)Chandler:NicejobJoe!You’requitethecraftsmen(Joeypatshimonthestomachandheadstobed)End离开拉斯维加斯Okay!就这么着!我们要结婚了!你确定你愿意吗Well你好,Ross太太!Well,你好,Rachel先生!等等!Okay!Whoa!OhmyGod!快点Pheebs!快!快!快!快!Okay!Okay!Okay!OhmyGod!!所有人都要结婚吗!!不要在教堂里跑!Hey!别给我讲你们那些Hey!Hey!你们来这干吗Ross和Rachel留了口信说他们要结婚!你们不是为这事来吗是的!那是的还会有别的原因吗Well!都发生什么了!我们错过了吗实际上我们也错过了Well,如果能在教堂里跑的话就不会了!这也太疯狂了!没什么大不了的,y'know这也不算真正结婚什么!Yeah,要是你在Vegas结婚,你就只是在Vegas时算已婚你说什么呢要是你在Vegas结婚你在哪都是已婚真的!当然!Ohhh!我们怎么会在一张床上不知道你你身上有衣服吗有真的!没!但我们没做爱,是吗我是说,昨晚的事我记不清了,简直就是模糊一片Oh!我记得笑!我可笑的够多的我们也没做爱Ohh,我们醉得可以但很庆幸我们没做什么蠢事那还用说早啊PheebsWell,我的电影正式取消了OhJoey,我很抱歉你要吃我的早餐吗不了,我太沮丧了吃不下去我大概得分钟后才吃得下我想我能跟你们一起飞回去了,你的航班是几点我的出租车怎么办我不需要了不行,Joey!你借了我的车,就得把它开回去我可不想自己开车回去,会很孤单的Ohooh!你跟我一起怎么样我不知道,路可够远的会很棒的!我们可以聊天,玩游戏!Huh这可是咱俩更新友情的好机会你想让我来一次友谊复兴是的好吧尽管我不认为这有必要,我一直都很爱你Hi!HeySo,谁跟Geller博士夫妇说过话了吗Umhmm,yeah他们给我留了口信,他们应该来了招待呢!我饿死了!这是自助餐manOh,我就在这上把我的钱都找回来!听着,我得和你谈谈好!怎么了Monica和我昨晚差点结婚了OhmyGod!这是大事!等等,我怎么没被邀请谁是你的伴郎别说,"Ross"不要说,"Ross"Look,我认为Monica还不到时候!Y’know我是说我爱她但看见Ross和Rachel从教堂里出来就像,就像个醒钟告诉我Monica和我进展得过快了Y’know我怎么才能告诉她还使她不受打击Oh!告诉她她不是结婚的料什么!姑娘们总这么说我!相信我,她要是像我的话,她会觉得如释重负我怎么告诉Chandler这事太快了他会伤心的,他会认为我不再爱他了你是不爱了我当然爱!很好!我就是试试你HiOhhi!Hi!Y’know,我们在谈培根肉不,我们在谈网球网球更可信Hey!怎么了我们是不是得谈谈你们昨晚的事还是我不知道昨晚是什么意思没什么,没什么事uh,发生对!Uhhuh!Ross邀请我们去看了Rach!我们才不会错过朋友的婚礼!我们结婚了!是的什么!Hello!我们没有不!我们没结婚!真荒谬!我们我记得在教堂里OhmyGod我他们不该让我们结婚我们都醉成那样了!不!就算你醉了他们也让你们结!大部分在Vegas结婚的人都喝醉了!见鬼,我现在就醉了!什么我早餐不能要杯'含羞草'(鸡尾酒)!我在渡假啊!那你们怎么办Well,我想需要一个离婚律师了Well,我想,我想,Ross已经有了一个现在,这个可以免费了,对吗因为你为前两次付过钱了,所以第三次该免费了笑吧,但要笑你自己因为我们不用离婚,okay我们只需要把注册废除就行了切除Ross!我想手术可解决不了问题Ohoh,那是你的招牌什么你的招牌你的招牌Y'know你就是个该离婚的人Oh对!不不是,那才不是我的招牌!我不喜欢离婚!你喜欢!这是你第三次离婚!你太喜欢'离婚'了你可能会跟它结婚!然后又是失败的婚姻你又会跟它离婚,离婚狂我醉了So,你认为我们该怎么办不知道但我知道我爱你!我知道我爱你!那有关结婚的事我们进行到哪了?我爱你问得好你看umm,昨晚上我们让骰子决定也许今天我们还该既希望于命运我爱你!对,除非有征兆要不我们不结婚!Okay,那么uh,你要是再扔个那就是个征兆预示我们该结婚好,就结婚,但是,,,,,,,,,我们不结听起来不错Okay来,高手来扔了!请交钱准备好了好了!来吧对,!小Wow!真不能相信我扔了个这太不可能了Well,我们结婚吧!我想等等那不是大()!昨晚上我扔了个大对呀!不是那种,结不了婚!该死的!我多想结婚啊!去收拾行李行我们做的很对,对吗Ohh,当然!让命运决定如果该结婚就该有个明确的征兆Okay,你还有个问题提些高明的拜托了Joey!要想赢你就得问问题!!!什么!Well,你许诺了旅途会有意思!我们开了个点了你却睡了个半点!下个休息站换你开车你得开完剩下的路!这是对你的惩罚,你这个贪睡虫!好吧好吧Yeah!还有到站之前你得唱歌给我听因为收音机坏了你虽自私却有副好嗓子真的吗我没有唱!!我想狂舞一整夜!'Man,路可够长的!我眼睛睁着呢吗没有!'早!Hey!Hey,老公!实际上um,我想跟你谈谈关于废除注册的事Uhhuh我不要做Okay!那,我们就保持结婚状态对,正确!我还会让别人叫我Geller夫人!Wow!这真是奇妙我uh,我还想可能得劝你一阵呢Okay,我现在害怕了因为我不认为你在说笑我没有开玩笑我,我不能有三次失败的婚姻不能Okay我不要做那种人!什么那我们就这么结婚到永远!Okay,这能对你有什么影响说真的你就是偶尔填些表看信箱时不再是称呼女士而是夫人!都差不多嘛!Ohh,okay,对不起你对你知道吗我们当然能保持已婚,因为我没注意我们的信箱分隔两地呢好吧,请你,用一点时间想想你到底在求我干什么我在求你帮忙你在求我做你的妻子!作为妻子我想你该帮这个忙飞机上那小子踢得我不轻Well你确实拽他头发了他拿了我的点心!我不想再争论一次了!Okay!OhGod,你知道吗情况真的不好Well,我说了你不要走路来来Okay这不代表什么,对吗不代表!Okay你怎么让人随便搭车!他可能是个强奸犯,强奸犯或者杀人犯什么的!你想我能不在他上车前问清楚吗!你知道我不要跟你说话!你睡觉去吧!你,你是强奸犯吗!不是!你喜欢汽车游戏吗喜欢,你知道车牌游戏吗我爱车牌游戏!Ooh,我要玩!我要玩!不不!你需要睡觉晚安!Shh!Hey!Hey!听着,我知道你想谈谈,但我有个主意让你想结婚我们注册,你得到所有礼物!不!Ross,拜托了!不!听着,我想了很久怎样告诉你归根结底,Ross,我们不能就这样结婚我不知道这是否正确Oh但这是正确的!Oh,okay,你知道这是什么这是另一种观点而当这发生在婚姻中OhRoss,得了!这不是,这不是婚姻!!这是最糟糕的宿醉反应!Ross,如果你不去废除,我会的!好吧好吧,我去谢谢Heyheyumm,uh,你说,有没有废除注册前的庆祝会(有礼物收)等等!这就是那个火车站!我就在这下Well,我有你的地址和电话我有你的名字还有就是你是个漂流者,所以(约会)主动权在你手上好吧,再会Pheebs拜托Pheebs!我受不了了!跟我说话吧!让我弥补过失HuhGroundcontroltoMajorTomCommencingcountdown,enginesonTakeyourproteinpillsandputyourhelmeton!打住!打住!这不公平!你知道我不能抗拒这么美的嗓音!Pheebs,对不起!我知道我许诺一个愉快的旅途我却没履行但我现在知道了你认为保持清醒对友谊很重要!那我就力求一直清醒只要我还认识你你还是能在晚上睡觉的Well,谢谢那,我们能玩个问题了吗我有个好问题!我从到堪萨斯时就开始想这个问题Okay是种热三文治吗对是‘肉团潜水艇三文治’难以置信!你太棒了!Huh,有意思你们看起来像要成为不,别说出来!也不许想!好吧OkayChandler,享受你的这个麻烦鬼吧好吧,我们是不是,就结婚算了我们是不是应该就结了所有征兆都在告诉我们去结婚我受不了征兆了!这太快了,现在这样我就挺幸福的!我也是!我不想改变!你呢不想!那好了,什么都不变!一切都很好!就保持原状!你去整理行李吧因为皮箱都在那放三天了我快被逼疯了!Jeez,放松点!又不是让我们结ahah!!我在想,要是我uh,在这整理行李怎么样那你的东西就都在这边了Well,要是我的东西都放在这呢那你就得来回跑了,我是说这根本没意义Okay我们住一起怎么样你明白我在说什么吗一起住这可没什么征兆我问也算是征兆吧好!!!!!!!!Okay!!!!!好的!Okay!Okay!等等!Okay这是给你的钥匙Oh谢谢给你钥匙好吧,你得给它洗礼一下!现在,出去然后再进来!这门可五年没锁了,但没关系!准备好了!是的!Okay,小问题钥匙折在孔里了我进不去了!等等!OhmyGod!我出不去了!这可不是征兆!不,不是征兆!这钥匙太旧了!这钥匙太旧了!OhmyGod旧的!Iloveyou!Iloveyou!你现在拥抱门呢吗没有Yeahyeah,我也没Hey!Hey,注册废除的顺利吗Oh,是,没问题都处理好了Ross,谢谢Hey,你们想去看电影吗Ohyeah,干吗不Pheebs不谢谢,我看过一场了Okay,umm,我去拿件上衣Okay你uh,你想听点奇怪的事吗一直都想我没废除注册什么!我们还是夫妻!别告诉Rachel回见献给真正新婚的Courteney和David你干吗呢钥匙堵在锁里了我能修等会让地儿让地儿还是不行啊还没完事呢Oh干得好Joe!你可真像个锁匠

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