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首页 1016 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party

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TheOneWithRachel'sGoingAwayPartyWrittenby:AndrewReichTedCohenProducedby:RobertCarlockWendyKnollerTranscribedby:CoffeeMug,Eleonora,SebastianoVanessaFinalcheckbyKimScene:Joey'splaceRachelandJoeyaretalkingJoey:Allright,allright,allright,let'splayonemoretime,okAndremember,ifIwinyoudonotmovetoParisRachel:Ok!Can'tbelieveI'mriskingthisagain,butyou'reon!AllrightJoe,youremembertherules!HeadsIwin,tailsyouloseJoey:Justflip!Rachel(sheflipsthecoin):Ha,tails!Joey:Damnit!(ChandlerandMonicaentertheroom)Chandler:Hey!Joey:Hey!Chandler:Sowethoughtwe'dthrowyoulittlegoingawaypartyaroundsevenRachel:Oh,thatsoundsgood!Monica:Hey,Rach,you'releavingtomorrow,shouldn'tyoubepackingRachel:It'salldone!Monica:Oh,yeah,right!AndafterItookashowerthismorningIjustthrewmytowelonthefloor!OhGod,ithurtstoevenjokeaboutitRachel:IknowHoney,seriously,IdiditallTheluggagethatI'mtakingisinthebedroom,thisisEmma'sParisstuff,thesearetheboxesthatI'mhavingshipped,andthat'sthesandwichthatImadefortheplaneMonica:Ok,soyou'vedonesomegoodworkrica,welcomebacktotown!(pause)Wow,lookhowbigyou'vegottenErica:That'sbecauseI'mpregnant!Ross:Right,no,IunderstandErica:Oh,okI'mjustalwaysafraidthatpeoplethinkI'mjustfatwithbigbreastsRoss:No,no,Iknew(hestaresatherbreasts)Monica(toRoss):Okay,well,stopstaringatthemRoss:Shebroughtthemup!(pause)Ididn'trealizeyouwerecomingbacksosoon!Erica:Hey,well,inacoupleofweeksIwon'tbeabletotravelMonica:Yeah,andIwantedhertogettoknowthedoctorsandgetsettledintothehotelRoss:HotelWhyisn'tshestayingwithyouguysMonica:Becausewe'removinginacoupleofdaysanditjustdidn'tmakesenseErica:Plushotelsarefun!Myroomhasthislittlefridgefulloffreesnacks!Ross:Erica,thosethingsaren'tfreeInfacttheyhaveoneofthehighestmarkupsofanyconsumerproductMonica:Ross!She'sgivingusherbabyShecaneatyouifshewantsErica(standingup):I'llberightbackRoss:Ohman,Ican'tbelieveyouguysareleavingthisplaceMonica:Oh,IknowIknowHey,youknow,youcantakeitifyouwant!TheleaseisstillinNana'snameRoss:No,noThiswillalwaysbeyourplaceItwouldbetoosadPlus,howmuchamonthdoesitcosttofeedJoeyMonica:Yeah,ittakestwoincomesRoss:Hey,isChandlerhereWetalkedaboutcatchingamovieMonica:Oh,noHedoesn'thavetimeforthatButifyouwant,youcangohelphimandJoeypackuptheguestroomRoss:Mhm,(hebalancethings)packingsexycheerleadercomedyMonica:Mhm,helpfulbrothercreepyloneratteenmovie(Rosstakesthetaperollshe'shandinghimandwalkstotheguestroomwhilemockingMonica'svoice)Scene:GuestroomJoeyhashisheadwrappedinbubbledwrapandChandlerispunchinghimRossenterstheroomRoss:WhatareyouguysdoingJoey:Tryit,Ican'tfeelathing!(Rossstartspunchinghimtoo)Monica(enterstheroom):Are,areyoukiddingThisispackingChandler:We'retakingabreak!Monica:FromChandler:JumpingonthebedMonica:Allright,Rachel'spartyisinacoupleofhoursandthere'salottodoNow,Ross,yougotGellerblood,you'reinchargeoftheseyahoos!Ross:Yougotit!(Monicaleaves,Rossclosesthedoor)Allright,she'sright,wegottagetserious(Hegrabsabagofstyrofoampeanuts)Let'sputstyrofoampeanutsdownhispantsandkickhim!Chandler:No,no,no,guysShe'srightWeshouldgettoworkI'lltakestuffoutofthecloset,Joeyyoupack'emandRossyourepackwhateverJoeypacks(Joeytakesthebubblewrapoffhishead)Joey:YouguysheararingingChandler:(holdingapairoffurryhandcuffs)WhatthehellisthisJoey:Hey!Handcuffs!Andfurline,nice!Ididn'tknowyouguyshaditinya!Ross:Chandler,youdon'thaveasistersoyoucan'tunderstandhowmuchthisbumsmeoutChandler:Ididn'tknowMonicahadthese!Joey:Mhm,maybesheusedthemwithanotherboyfriendMaybeRichard!Chandler:WhywouldsheusethemwithRichardandnotmeIcanbekinky!Ioncedidanakeddanceforherwithscarves!Ross:Bumminghard,guys,bumminghardScene:Monica'sapartmentPhoebeandRossentertheroomPhoebe:Hey!Monica:Hey!Where'sMikePhoebe:Oh,hehasagigIkindalikebeingmarriedtoarockstar,youknowMyhusbandhasagigRoss:YeahYeah,whereisitPhoebe:Oh,he'splayingorganforachildren'srollerskatingpartyRoss:Rockon!Phoebe(watchingthefoodonthetable):Wow,thisisquiteaspread!(pause)WhatisallthisstuffMonica:Well,IthoughtthiswouldbeagreatopportunitytouseupallthefoodthatIdon'twanttomovetothenewhousewithme!So,enjoy:smokeoystercasserolewithabreakfastcerealcrust,kidneybeansintheirownjuices,andfordessert,aquestionableorangeJoey:(enteringtheroom)HeyChandler:HeyRoss:Hey,where'sRachJoey:Oh,she'sputtingEmmadown,she'llbeoverinasecondRoss:GreatJoey:Nowitjusthitherthatshe'sleavingandshe'skindofemotionalsonoonesayanythingtosetheroff,okMonica:Yeah(Rachelenterstheroom)Everybody:HeyRach,heyyouRoss:Heresheis!Rachel(crying):Hiyouguys!Joey:WhatdidIjustsayRachel:No,no,noIt'sokI'mgonnabefineMonica:Comehere,I'llmakeyouadrinkRoss:Oh,man!Ican'tbelieveshe'sactuallyleavingHowamIgonnasaygoodbyetoRachelChandler:Iknow,she'sbeensuchabigpartofmylifeAnditfeelslikewhenMelrosePlacegotcancelled(RossandJoeylookspuzzled)Imeanoh,forgetitImissMelrosePlace!Joey(toRoss):Youknow,Ihadachancetostophertoo!Ross:YeahJoey:WholosesfiftysevencointossesinarowHeadshewins,tailsIlose(hestopsandstartsrealizingsomething)WaitaminuteChandler:Yes,JoeJoey:Iforgottopickupmydrycleaning!Phoebe(toRachel):YoudoingokRachel:Well,I'vebeenbetterPhoebe:UhhmmRachel:Youguysaregonnacomeandvisitme,rightPhoebe:Yes!Youknow,insixmonthstheStatuteofLimitationsrunsoutandIcantravelinternationallyagain!Rachel:I'mgonnamissyousomuchPhoebe:IknowRachel:YouknowwhatUhm,IhavesomegoodbyestuffthatIwantedtosaytoeachofyouandIwasgonnasaveituntiltheendofthenight,butcomehere(theygointotheguestroom)Ross:Hey,whatdoyouthinkthey'redoinginthereJoey:Huh,ifIhadtoguessI'dsayRachelisputtingonthebubblewrapandPhoebeisdoingthepunchingScene:GuestroomRachelandPhoebearesittingonthebedRachel:Oh,Pheebs,Idon'tevenknowwheretostartPhoebe:Okwell,beforeyoudo,Iknowweweren'tsupposedtogetyougoingawaypresents,(shetakessomethingoutfromherpocket)butIdohavesomethingforyouRachel:Oh,oh(she'sholdingthepresent,atransparentbagwithawhitestickinit)WhatisthisPhoebe:It'sacottonswabwithabitofmysalivaonit,sothatiftheyperfectthecloningprocesswhileyouareoverthere,youcanusetheDNAtocreateyourownPheebs!Rachel:I'mgonnathrowthisaway,butthankyousomuchforthegesture!Scene:Monica'sapartmentThelivingroomMonica:ChandlerIwasjustinourbedroomandIfoundthese(sheholdsthefurryhandcuffs)onmypillowChandler:Oh,yesIdecidedtoleavetheseoutforyouincaseRichardstopsbyandyouwannaengageonalittlelightbondageandmoustacheplay!Monica:WhatareyoutalkingaboutThesearen'tmineChandler:Ohyeah,right!Goodluckgettinganotherscarfdancefromme!Monica:ThatwouldbeaterriblepunishmentBut,I'mserious,I'veneverseenthesebeforeChandler:ReallyThenwhataretheydoinginourguestroomMonica:RachelusedtoliveinthatroomChandler:Rachelwithhandcuffs!Interesting!(helooksexcited)Monica:Joey'sbareass!Chandler:(hedoesn'tlookexcitedanymore)Wellplayed(PhoebeandRachelenterthelivingroom)Rachel:IloveyouPhoebePhoebe:Iloveyoutoo(theyhug)Pleasedon'tDon'tturnintoyouknowFrenchbitch!(theyhugagain)Rachel:AllrightWell,ifIgonnadothis,I'dbetterkeepgoingPhoebe:OkRachel:OkMonicaMonica:YeahRachel:CanyoucomeherewithmeforaminuteMonica:SurePhoebe:(toMonica)AreyouwearingwaterproofmascaraMonica:NoPhoebe:Oh,you'resoscrewed(Monicagoesintotheguestroom)Ross:(toPhoebe)HeyWhatwasthatallaboutPhoebe:She'sgonnasaygoodbyetoeachofusindividuallyRoss:AreyoukiddingOhmyGodPhoebe:Yeah,Iknow,it'sgonnabeevenworseforyouGodRoss,getreadytodosomeseriouscryingRoss:Oh,man,I'mnotgoingtobeabletohandlethis(pause)NowIknowhowmystudentsfeelattheendofeachyearAndwhytheyactoutbygivingmesuchbadevaluationsScene:TheguestbedroomRachelandMonicaaretalkingtoeachotherRachel:MonOkayI'vegottajustsaywhatitisI'mgonnasayNoneoftheamazingthingsthathavehappenedtomeinthelasttenyears,wouldhavehappenedifitwasn'tforyouNoonehasbeenmorelikeasistertomeMonica:IknowwhatyoumeanYou'relikeasistertometooRachel:(startscryingandspeakingatthesametime,makingitalmostimpossibletounderstandwhatshe'ssaying)Iwouldn'tknowwhatI'mgonnadowithoutyouMonica:(havingthesameproblem)You'rethebestfriendIeverhadRachel:(sayssomethingthatcannotbeunderstood)Monica:WhatRachel:III(againsayingsomethingthatcannotbeunderstood)Monica:Thatissosweet(theyhug)Scene:BacktothelivingroomMonicaandRachelenterandhugeachotherTheguysseethisRoss:(toJoey)Ohno,shetookdownMonicaAndI'mthecrierinthefamilyOhGod!IcouldbenextMaybeshewon'ttalkwithmeifitlookslikewe'redeepinconverstationOh,sothatthingyousaidaboutthethingItreallymademethinkaboutthatotherthingChandler:Uh,RachRoss:Wellit'sokayChandleristalkingtoherJoey:IreallymadeyouthinkaboutthatthinguhChandler:(toRachel)Uh,RachIthinkIhavesomethingthatbelongstoyou(showsherthecuffs)Rachel:(laughs)Oh,I'msuregonnamisspretendingtolaughatyourweirdjokesthatIdon'tgetChandler:No,no,noThey'rereallyyoursWefoundtheminyouroldroomRachel:Well,thesearen'tmineMaybeMonicausedtousethemwithChandler:Don'tsayRichard!Well,ifthey'renotMonica'sandthey'renotyours,thenwhosearetheyRachel:Well,Ithinkyou'reforgettingthekinkiestformerresidentofthatroomChandler:Pheebs!Phoebe:(fromtheothersideoftheroom)Yeah!Chandler:IthinktheseareyoursPhoebe:ThesearenotmineLookhowflimsytheyare,comeon!GoodGod!Youtrytohangaguyfromawaterpipewiththese,they'llsnaplikeapieceoflicoriceRachel:(toChandler)CanItalktoyoualoneforaminuteChandler:Sure(toPhoebe)Youdon'treallyhandcuffguystowaterpipesdoyouPhoebe:WheredoyouthinkMikereallyis(shegiggles,Chandlerlooksaghast)Scene:TheguestbedroomChandlerandRachelRachel:OhhoneyChandler:LetmejustsaysomethingBecauseoncewegetintothis,I'mgonnagetalluncomfortableandprobablymakesomestupidjokeIjustwanttosaythatIIloveyouAnd,I'mgonnamissyouAndI'msosadthatyou'releavingRachel:(allmushy)Oh,youknowwhatLet'snotsayanythingelseIloveyou(theyhug)Chandler:Ooh,notsotight(blowsraspberry,andthehugends)I'msorry,justgivemeonemorechanceRachel:OkayOh(Chandlerblowsraspberryagain)Rachel:Oh!Chandler:I'msorJustgoJustgoIcan't,Ican'tScene:Monica'slivingroomWelookoutsidetothebalconywhereRachelissayinggoodbyetoJoeyMonica:(toRoss)So,Iguessyou'renextYou'rereadyRoss:Idon'tthinksoChandler:Oh,you'redefinatelynotIhaven'tcriedlikethatinyearsMonica:Youcriedyesterdayatthesixo'clocknewsChandler:ThatoldwomanwasbeingscammedbyhermechanicRoss:God!Ican'tbelieveshesavedmeforlast(lookingouttothebalcony)WhyaretheytakingsolongPhoebe:Idon'tknowBut,God,Joeyseemstobehandlingitsuprisinglywell(RachelandJoeyhug,andRachelturnstoentertheapartmentthroughthesidewindowagainAtthatmomentJoeytriestoclimbovertheedgeofthebalcony)All:No,no,no,no!(RachelrushesbackandpullsJoeybackontothebalcony,andtakeshiminside)Ross:Okay,herewegoRachel:Oh(holdingRoss'sshoulder)WellRoss:YeahRachel:IthinkI'mgonnatakeoff(patsRossonhisback,buthelooksverysurprised)Ross:HuhRachel:Oh,youguysThiswasanamazingnightThankyousomuchIloveyouGoodnight(SheleavestheapartmentandtheyallstareatRoss)Ross:WhatIdon'tgetagoodbyeJoey:(stillveryemotional)Luckybastard!Scene:Monica'sapartmentcontinuedPhoebe,Chandler,MonicaandJoeyaresittingdownandRossispacingupanddownRoss:UnbelievableShesaysgoodbyetoeveryonebutmeMonica:Well,maybeshethoughtthatwithallofyourhistoryitcouldbe,youknow,implicitRoss:Well,itneedstobeplicitJoey:Allright,let'sthinkaboutthisImean,there'sgottobeanexplanationUhdidyoudoanythingtomakehermadRoss:No,Idon'tthinksoPhoebe:Youknow,maybeshewasjustreallyspentfromourtalkItwasprettyintenseMonica:YeahMinetooChandler:MinewasahumdingerRoss:(annoyed)OkayImean,don'tIdeserveanythingImean,afewtears,acursoryhug(JoeygivesRossahug)NOTFROMYOU!(Joeyletsgo)Phoebe:Ross,ifyou'rethisupset,youshouldgoandtalktoherMonica:Andsaywhat"Youowemeagoodbye",Imean,he'sgotmorepridethanthatRoss:THEHELLIDO!(RosstakesbigstepsleavingforJoeyandRachel'sapartment,whereRachelisgoingthroughherpapers)Ross:Idon'tgetagoodbyeRachel:WhatRoss:(talkingagitatedandangry)EveryonegetsagoodbyebutmeWhathaveIgottodotogetagoodbye,huhBebestfriendswithyouUh,gooutwithyouHaveababywithyouOhwaitaminute,waitaminute,IdidallthosethingsRachel:RossRoss:Ohno,maybeit'sme,I'mjustnotgivingyouenoughcreditUh,ImeanitisdifficulttosaygoodbyetofivepeopleUh,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye,good(makeschokingnoises)IT'SPHYSICALLYIMPOSSIBLEYouknowwhatAfterallwe'vebeenthrough,Ican'tbelievethisishowyouwanttoleavethingsbetweenusHavea,haveagoodtimeinParis(HeleavestheapartmentRachellookskindofdesperate)Scene:MonicaandChandler'sapartmentTheothersarestillthereMonica:IhopeRossisn'ttooupsetJoey:I'msurehe'snotmorebummedoutthanIamPhoebe:TellmeaboutitChandler:Well,youcan'tsaywedon'tknowhowtothrowapartyPhoebe:Allright,IthinkI'mgonnaheadoutMonica:Uh,wheredoyouthinkyou'regoingPhoebe:IthoughtIwasgoinghometogotobed,butI'msensingthere'ssomethinglessfunformetodohereMonica:We'removinginacoupleofdaysandwe'vegotalotofpackingtodoItwouldbegreatifyouguyscouldpitchinChandler:JoeyandIcanfinishupintheguestroomJoey:Oh,yeah,yeah,goodidea(hemimeshittinghisheadwithhisfist)Monica:Ohno!YouandPhoebearegonnahelpmeinhereChandler:(toJoey)Youcouldn'tbecool(hegoestotheguestbedroom)Monica:Okay,we'regonnastartinthekitchenPlatesgetputintoplateprotectorsandstackedtentoaboxThesilverwaregetsbundledinrubberbandsandthenbubblewrappedGotitPhoebeandJoey:YeahMonica:Good!NowIneedyoutobecarefulandefficientAndremember,ifIamharshwithyou,itisonlybecauseyouaredoingitwrongChandler:HeyMon,IthinkIfiguredoutwhosehandcuffstheyareMonica:YoudidHowChandler:Well,IwascleaningouttheclosetandIfoundsomepicturesofthembeingusedMonica:OhmyGod!Letmesee(theyalllookatthepictures)Joey:Who'sthatdirtyoldladyChandler:Monica'sgrandmotherMonica:Nanalikeditrough!(Erica,thepregnantgirl,enters)Erica:Hi!All:Hey!Joey:Comeonhere,haveaseatPhoebe:HowwasyournightErica:Oh,itwasokayIwenttoamoviewithmycousinandthenoutfordinnerWewenttothisplacethathadOoh(shelookslikessheisinpain,holdingherbelly)HoooohAnyway,theyhadthesereallyamazingcheeseburgersMonica:Erica,areyouokayErica:Yeah,youknow,maybeIatetoomuchIkeepgettingthesestomachachesTheycomeandgolikeeveryfewminutesMonica:OhmyGod!Chandler:Relax!WejustgethersomeantacidsMonica:Shedoesn'thaveastomachache,she'sinlaborChandler:OhmyGod!Phoebe:Yeah,yougottogettothehospitalMonica:Allright,ChandlergetthecoatsEricalet'sgoPhoebeandJoey,keeppacking!OhmyGodwe'regonnahaveababyAllrightWe'regonnahaveababy!OHMYGOD,WE'REGONNAHAVEABABY!OhGod,ohGod,Igottositdown,IgottositdownOoh!(she'shyperventilating)Chandler:Honey,it'sgonnabeokayErica:YoucandothisJustbreatheMonica:Okay,okayOkay,IfeelalittlebetterErica:(inpain)Ooh!AreyousureMonica:OhYes,I'msureOhhoney,let'sgoOkaybyeeveryone(there'salotofsupportivecheersfromallErica,MonicaandChandlerleave)Joey:Chandler,wait,wait,waitChandler:WhatJoey:Ifyougetasecond,findoutwhereshegotthatcheeseburgerScene:Ross'sapartmentRachelburstsinRachel:YoureallythinkIdidn'tsaygoodbyetoyoubecauseIdon'tcareRoss:That'swhatitseemedlikeRachel:Icannotbelievethataftertenyears,youdonotknowONEthingaboutmeRoss:Fine,thenwhydidn'tyousaysomethingRachel:BecauseitistoodamnhardRossIcan'tevenbegintoexplaintoyouhowmuchI'mgonnamissyouWhenIthinkaboutnotseeingyoueveryday,itmakesmenotwanttogoOkay,soifyouthinkthatIdidn'tsaygoodbyetoyoubecauseyoudon'tmeanasmuchtomeaseverybodyelse,you'rewrongIt'sbecauseyoumeanmoretomeSothere,allright,there'syourgoodbyeOh!Ross:Rach!Rachel:WhatRoss:Youkeep,youkeepYoucan'tRachel:WHAT(RosswalksovertoherandstartstokissherpassionatelyAfterawhileRachelbacksoutShethinksawhileandstartskissinghimback)COMMERCIALBREAKScene:ChandlerandMonica'sapartmentJoey:AlittlemorePhoebe:Okay(shestartstostuffstyrofoampeanutsdownthefrontofJoey'spants)Joey:Alittlemore,alittlemore(shestuffssomemoredownhispantsandJoey'sassessesthehowmanytherealreadyareinthere)AlittlemoreAllrightOkay,allright,let'sdothisPhoebe:Allright,readyJoey:YeahAllright,nowgivemeyourbestshotPhoebe:Allright,hereitgoes(shekneeshiminthecrotchHejumpsupabit)Joey:(inpain)Doesn'twork(hefallsdownononhiskneeswithhisheadonthefloor)THEEND瑞秋的欢送派对好好再玩一次ok如果我赢了你就不能去巴黎。好吧我就再冒一次险。别忘了规则joey,正面是我赢反面是你输。快点扔吧。啊是反面。该死的!嘿我们为你准备了一个送行会点钟开始。哦听起来不错嘛。嘿Rach你明天就要走了现在还不开始收拾?已经收拾好了。哈是嘛?今天早上我冲澡的时候我把毛巾扔在地上了哦天哪就算是开玩笑我都心疼。我知道。Monica,我是说真的。我全都收拾好了。要带的行李都在卧室里这些是emma要在巴黎用的东西这些箱子都是要托运的那个是我打算飞机上吃的三明治。看起来你干得还不赖。你的手提行李呢?哦需要的东西全都在这个包里而旅行要用到的文件和材料都在台子上。我已经把它们按照使用顺序排好了。你的护照呢?应该跟我的机票在一块。嗯没有啊没有吗?也许我放在这里了?噢没有不在这儿哦不会吧我肯定是把它封在这些箱子里了我来帮你。倒霉真不敢相信我怎么会放在这儿的玩笑是不是开过头了天哪只剩三个礼拜了真是让人难以相信啊。是啊。你不介意我摸你的肚子吧?我不介意你摸我的肚子但是你的手现在好像已经摸到孩子出生的地方了。嘿。嗨。嘿Erica,欢迎回来。哦你都已经变得这么丰满了!这是因为我怀孕了!哦对没错我知道。哦哈我就是怕别人以为我本来就是个胸大的胖妞。哦不不我不会的。嘿别死盯着人家(的胸)啊是她先提起这事儿来的。你怎么这么快就回来了?再过两个星期我就不能旅行了。我想让她先见见医生然后在酒店安顿下来。酒店?为什么不让她和你们一起住?不行啊因为我们马上就要搬了啊酒店里很好玩儿啊。我的房间里有一个小冰柜里面塞满了零食都是免费的。Erica,那些零食可不是免费的。实际上酒店里的食品是最贵Ross,她正准备给我们生个孩子。就算她把你吃了都无所谓。我马上就回来。哎真不敢相信你们就要离开这儿了。是啊嗨如果你想要这间公寓的话你可以住进来连名字都不用改(公寓是以Monica祖母的姓Geller登记的)哦不不。这里永远是属于你们的。住在这儿太伤感了。而且每个月joey会吃掉多少钱?两个人挣的都不够嘿chandler在么?我们约好了要去看电影的。他可没那个闲工夫。如果你有空你可以去客房帮他和joey一起收拾东西恩是收拾东西呢?还是去看电影里性感的女啦啦队员呢?恩是一个好哥哥呢?还是一个去看青春片的老衰人?你们俩干吗呢?快来试试!我一点儿都不疼!!你们开什么玩笑!这叫收拾东西么?!我们累了正在休息呢。怎么会累着的?刚才在床上蹦来着Rachel的送行会就快开始了我们有一堆儿事情要做呢!Ross,别忘了你身上留着Geller家的血。你负责看着这两个家伙!知道了。好吧她说的对我们得认真一点儿。让我们把这个塞到他的裤裆里然后踢他!不不不。她说的对我们得开始工作了。我来把柜子里的东西搬出来joey你负责打包ross你负责把所有joey打过的包重打一遍。你们听到有什么东西嗡嗡叫么?这是什么鬼玩意儿?嘿手铐还裹着皮毛!真有你们的!不知道你们还来这一手儿Chandler,你没有妹妹所以你大概不能体会我现在的心情我不知道Monica什么时候开始有这玩意儿的嗯也许这是她用在别的男人身上的。也许是Richard呢为什么她和Richard玩儿这个却不跟我玩儿?有一次我还光着身子给她跳舞来着当时我用的是领带。越来越过分了嘿。嗨。Mike呢?他有一场演出我越来越觉得自己像是个摇滚歌星的老婆了我老公有场演出!在哪儿演出啊?哦是一个少儿滚轴溜冰的聚会。他去那儿弹琴。还真够劲儿啊!哦摆了这么大一桌子。这些都是什么啊?嗯我觉得今天的晚会是一个好机会。我可以把所有不想带走的食物全都用了那么尽情享受吧。熏牡蛎卷拌早餐麦片四季豆加豆汁儿然后甜点是一个过期的橙子。嘿嘿,Rachel呢?她在哄emma睡觉呢马上就过来。可能是因为要走了她现在情绪有点激动。所以别刺激她,记住了么?好的。嘿Rach嗨大家好我刚才怎么交待你们的!!!不不我没事。过来我给你弄点喝的。哦天哪我真不敢相信她真的要走了。让我怎么开得了口说再见啊她对我来说这么重要就好像??????我本来有机会阻止她的,没想到猜钢崩儿我会连输次。正面她赢反面我输嘛等等怎么了joey我忘了把衣服从干洗店拿回来了你还好吧?嗯我好多了。你们都会来看我的对不对当然了!再过个月我的禁令就过期了。到时候我又可以作国际旅行了。我一定会很想你的!我也是。你知道么我对你们每一个人都有一些告别的话要说。我本来打算在结束的时候说的但是跟我来。嘿你们说她们到屋里去干吗?嗯照我看来肯定是Rachel戴上塑料泡沫然后Phoebe来动手打。哦Pheebs,我真不知道应该怎么开口。嗯这样吧我知道今天本来不需要给你准备礼物的但我还是准备了一个。哦哦这是什么?是一个棉花棒上面沾了些我的口水。这样一来如果你在巴黎的时候发现那边的克隆技术成熟了你就可以用这上面的DNA来另外做一个Pheebs。啊我可能会把这个扔掉但是我很感谢你这份心意Chandler我刚才在卧室的枕头上发现了这个?哦我决定把这个先给你留着。万一哪天Richard过来你可以跟他的胡子一起玩。你说什么呢?这不是我的!啊?是吗?以后休想再让我给你跳领带舞了!这种“惩罚”太可怕了我是说真的。我以前从来没见过这东西。真的吗?那它怎么会出现在我们的客房里的?Rachel曾经在那里住过。Rachel戴着手铐真不错(幻想)光着屁股的Joey!!!(打破幻想)真有你的。我爱你Phoebe!我也爱你!你可千万千万别别变成一个法国婊子好的我得继续找其他人了。Monica,跟我进来一下好吗?你的面霜是防水的么?不是啊哦,你完蛋了。嘿这是怎么回事?她打算跟我们每个人单独告别。哦开什么玩笑天哪!是啊我知道轮到你的时候可能会更糟。天哪准备好好大哭一场吧。天哪我怕我会撑不过去我现在终于知道每个学期末我的学生们的感受了。我猜他们是因为太舍不得我了所以才会(在教师评定中)给我打那么低的分数。Ok,我就直说了。我想说的是如果没有你我在过去十年里不可能会这么幸福。一直以来你对我来说就像是姐姐一样。我知道我也一直把你当作妹妹。我不知道没有你我会怎么办!你说什么?太让我感动了!!!哦她连Monica都搞定了要知道在Geller家我是最爱哭的。哦,天哪可能该轮到我了。如果我跟你说话,她可能就不选我了。好吧哦那么说你之前说的那个什么让我想起了那个什么。Rach好了看起来Chandler找上她了。你想起了哪个什么啊?Rach,我想这个应该是你的吧?哈又来了你的这种笑话。每次我都得逼着自己乐。我将来一定会怀念这种感觉。不不这真的是你的。我们是在你住过的房间里找到的。但这不是我的啊也许这是Monica以前和别提Richard!如果这不是Monica的也不是你的那是谁的呢?我想你大概忘了在客房里住过的所有人里面谁是最变态的?Pheebs!干吗我想这个是你的吧?这不是我的!这么松松垮垮的。如果你用这个把人栓在水管上面他轻而易举就跑掉了。我能单独跟你谈谈么?当然。你不会真的把人拷在水管上吧?你以为Mike现在在哪儿?哦亲爱的。让我先说两句吧。要不然待会儿一旦我觉得不自然我可能又该开始开无聊的玩笑了。我就是想说我我爱你。还有就是我会想你的。你就这么走了我真的很难过。哦其它的什么也不用说了。我也爱你。哦别抱的这么紧!(无聊的玩笑)对不起,再给我一次机会。好吧。走吧走吧。我控制不了自己。看来你是下一个了。准备好了没有?还没有。显然你没有。我几年都没有这么哭过了。昨天晚上你还对着六点钟的新闻哭来着那个老太太被人骗得好惨!天哪没想到她居然把我排在最后。他们俩怎么还没说完?我也不知道。不过看起来Joey好像没什么事儿一样真是意外啊!不!别!!Ok,轮到我了。啊,好吧。嗯。我想我该走了。啊真是一个难忘的夜晚谢谢大家。我爱你们。晚安。什么?!连再见都不跟我说?幸运的家伙!我简直不敢相信她跟你们每个人告别却不跟我说。也许她觉得你们这么多年的默契一切都“尽在不言中”了呢我需要听她说出来!我们好好想想肯定是有什么原因的。你是不是惹她生气了?没有啊。也许她在跟我们几个告别的时候把精力都用光了那种气氛很沉重的跟我告别的时候也是跟我的时候好了好了!我是说我真的那么无足轻重吗?哪怕是几滴眼泪一个简单的拥抱不是跟你抱!Ross,如果你这么在意你应该去跟她直说。说什么啊?说“你还没跟我告别呢”?他的自尊心往哪儿放?什么自尊心见鬼去吧连再见都不跟我说?什么?你跟其他人都告过别了为什么没有我?到底要我做什么你才舍得跟我说句再见?和你做好朋友?和你约会?跟你生个孩子?哦等一下等一下这些我好像都做过!Ross哦也许我应该体谅你一下。也许连续跟五个人说再见是太困难了一点嗯再见再见再见再见再哦简直不可能啊!!!你知道么我们这么多年的感情我真没想到这就是你想要的结局。祝你在巴黎一切顺利。我希望Ross不会太沮丧。我肯定我比他难过。谁说不是呢。看来我们的聚会办得不错!我要撤了。你打算去哪儿?我打算回家睡觉。不过现在我感觉到有人要逼我留下来了。我们马上就要搬家了有很多东西需要收拾。如果你们能来帮忙就太好了。Joey和我可以继续收拾客房。是啊是啊好主意。噢不行。你和Phoebe留在这儿帮我。你就不会装得冷静一点。Ok,让我们从厨房开始。首先盘子放在盘套里然后十个一组装箱。银器要先用橡胶膜捆上然后用塑料泡沫包上。明白了没有?明白了。你们要小心一点同时动作要快。记住如果我朝你们叫唤那肯定是你们哪里做错了。嘿Mon,我想我知道手铐是谁的了。你怎么知道的?我刚才在收拾柜子的时候发现了一些相关的照片。天哪让我看看。那个又老又脏的女人是谁啊?Monica的祖母。原来她老人家喜欢这调调!嗨嘿来坐下坐下。今天晚上过得怎么样?还不错。我和我堂兄去看了场电影然后一起吃了晚饭。我们去的餐厅噢噢总之呢那家餐厅的起司汉堡真是棒极了。Erica,你是不是不舒服?有一点。可能是我吃多了。我的胃一直有点疼每隔几分钟就疼一下。哦天哪。别紧张我们给她点胃药就行了。那不是胃痛那是阵痛的症状!!!哦天哪!要赶快送她去医院!!!OK,Chandler去拿外套Erica我们马上出发。Phoebe和Joey继续收拾!哦天哪我们要有孩子了!哦天哪我们要有孩子了!哦我的上帝我得坐一下我得坐一下。亲爱的一切都会很顺利的。你一定能撑过去的深呼吸。Ok,ok,我觉得好一点了。噢你真的好一点了么?是的我没事。亲爱的我们走吧。大伙儿再见了!拜拜!Chandler,等等等等干吗?如果她有空的话帮我问问她的那个起司汉堡是在哪儿买的。你真的以为我不跟你告别是因为我不在乎你?看起来就是这样啊我真不敢相信都十年了你居然对我连最起码的了解都没有。那你倒说说你为什么不跟我告别呢?因为那对我来说太困难了,Ross一想到我会那么挂念你我根本就开不了口更别说告别了。每当我想到自己不能再天天看到你我就不想走了。Ok如果你以为我不跟你告别是因为你对我来说不如其他人那样重要那么你错了。对我来说你比他们都重要。好了现在明白了吧这就是你要的告别。Rach干吗你你不你不能不能什么?再多塞一点。Ok再多一点,多一点好吧。再~~来一点。行了。来吧。好嘞。你准备好了么?好了。记住了要用全力。行。来了(塑料泡沫)一点儿用都没
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