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520 The One With The Ride Along

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TheOneWithTheRideAlongScene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Rachel,Joey,andMonicaaresittingonthecouchasRossisupgettingsomecoffeeMonica:Okay,guys,listen,don'tforgetthattomorrowisthedaythatEmilygetsmarriedagain,sowhateverwedo,justtrytoreallykeepRoss'smindoffofitJoey:Oh,yeah,goodidea(Rossreturns)Chandler:Heyman,what'supRoss:(sitsdownatthetable)Oh,eh,justthinkingaboutEmilygettingmarriedtomorrow(Joeypanics)Joey:Ooh,Ross,look!Look!(PointsbehindRoss)Ross:(turningandlooking)WhatWhereJoey:Rightoverthere!Rightthere!Looklooklook!Ross:WhatamIlookingatJoey:(totherestofthegang)Somebodyhelpmeouthere!Phoebe:(entering,withGary)Hey!Gary:Hello!Monica:Hey!Gary:HowareyouPhoebe:Monica,I'msorryIdidn'tcomebylastnightIwasoutwithGaryheletmeridearoundwithhiminhiscopcarWesawandpreventedcrimesJoey:Yougottogoonaridealong!Phoebe:Uhhuh!Joey:Iwanttogoonaridealong!Ross:Metoo!Gary:Okay!Chandler:Yeah,yeah!Metoo!Gary:Really!YouChandler:YeahGary:Well,it'skindadangerousChandler:Well,IlikedangerGary:Okay,youguysfreetonightJoeyandRoss:Yeah!!Chandler:TonightYouyoudidn'tsayitwasgoingtobeatnighttimeOpeningCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaiskneelingatthecoffeetableandhasabunchofpictureslaidoutinfrontofherasRachelentersRachel:Hey!Monica:Hey!Oh,I'msogladyou'rehome,Ithoughttonightwecouldfinallyorganizethesephotos!Rachel:Ohh,thankGod!Finally!Monica:Okay,I'vebrokenthemdownintocategoriesOkay,wehaveuh,wegotholidays,birthdays,candids,y'know…AndthenwhatI'vedoneisI'vecrossreferencedthembysubjectRightSoifyou'relookingup,ohlet'ssaybirthdaysanddogs,yougetPhotoSee(Handsherthephoto)Rachel:Ohh,it'smeandLaPoo!Wow!ImissthatdogMonica:Youcanalsofindhimunderumm,doganddeadRachel:Great!Thanks!Monica:Allright,handmethatotherboxofphotosthat'stheverylastoneRachel:Okay(Shepicksuptheboxandthebottomfallsout,spillingallofthepicturesontoMonica'sneatlittlepiles)Rachel:OopsSorry!Well,goodthingyounumberallofthem,huhMonica:Ihadn't!PhotowasaprototypeRachel:OhhhhHoney,honey,honey,it'sokay,it'sokayhoneyI'mgonnafixyouadrink,huhMaybeamargaritaRoss:Rosshastheblender!Ugh,everything'sjustfallingapart!Rachel:Nohoney,it'sokay!Listen,I'llgottoRoss'sandgettheblender,yougetallthemargaritastuffreadyMonica:Allright,he'skeysareinthedrawerY'knowwhatIalsoneedsomecashRachel:Okay,youwantmetostopattheATMMonica:Nah,whileyou'reatRoss'sifyouseeanylyingaround…Rachel:What!Monica:What!IIIdon't,Idon'tdothat!(Rachelslowlyleavestheapartment)Scene:Gary'scopcar,RossisinthefrontseatwithGaryofcourseChandlerisinthebackseatRoss:(toGary)Thatwassocoolman,thewayyouleanedonthatguyChandler:ItisstartingtogetdarkoutthereRoss:(toGary)Hetoldyoueverything!Imeanyoutotallycrackedhim!Gary:Yeahwell,beingthathewasthevictim,they'reusuallyprettytalkativeChandler:(laughing)Okay(Deadpan)Butitisofficiallynighttime(Garyreachesuptograbthatlittlelightthatcopshaveforunmarkedcopcars)Ross:Ohhey,Gary,wantmetograbtheberryforyaGary:It'scalledthecherryRoss:It'stheChandler!!(Chandlerstartslaughingathisjoke)Joey:(returningfromadeli)Okay,Igotit!Thisplacemakesthebestsandwichintheworld!Gary:HeyJoedoesithavemeatballsonitJoey:Ohho,yeah!Gary:DoesithavemeltedcheeseandmarinarasauceJoey:Yep!Gary:Yeah,youcan'teatthatinmycarJoey:(dejected)Yeahokay(ToChandler)EventhoughmytaxdollarspaidforthiscarChandler:YourtaxdollarsJoey:Yeah,okayTimelapse,they'restillontheridealongandJoeyisjustsniffinghissandwichChandler:(leansinandtakesasniffofJoey'ssandwich)Wow!ThatsandwichreallydoessmellgoodJoey:DidIsayyoucouldsmellit!Chandler:Ican'tsmellyoursandwichJoey:Halfthetasteisinthesmell!Youyou'resuckingupallthetastiness!Chandler:Okay,I'llgivethemback(ExhalesstronglythroughhisnoseandJoeyjustglaresathim)Look!WhatissogreataboutthatsandwichJoey:Okay,imaginethebestsexyou'veeverhadChandler:OkayJoey:AreyouthinkingaboutMonicaChandler:YeahJoey:Yeah,what'sthatlikeScene:Ross'sapartment,RachelisjustenteringShetakesoffhercoatandheadsforthekitchenAsshedoes,sheknockssomethingoffofabookcasenexttothekitchendoorwithhercoatanditbreaksRachel:Ohhpleasedon'tbefromarealdinosaur!Please!Please!Please!Please!Please!Please!Please!Please!(Shepicksupthepiecesandlooksatthestand)MadeinMexico!Yes!!Ugh,whowouldbuythis!(Looksforaplacetohideitandfindsawallsconceanddropsthepiecesintoitandheadsintothekitchenasthephonerings)Monica:(ontheansweringmachine)Rach!It'sme!Pickup!(Rachelrunsoverandanswersthephonewiththeblenderinhand)Rachel:Hey!What'sup!Monica:IneedafewmorethingstomakethemargaritasUhh,Ineedsomesalt,somemargaritamix,andtequilaRachel:SoallwehaveisiceMonica:SeeifhehasiceRachel:Okay(Shehangsupthephoneandstartstoheadbacktothekitchenandnoticessomemoneylyingout,stops,reachesdowntopickitup,thephoneringscausinghertodropit,shequicklyputsitback,andheadsforthekitchen)Emily:(onansweringmachine)HelloRossIt'sEmily(Rachelrunsbackintotheroomwiththetequila)Iknowthisisoutofthebluebutuh,I'mgettingmarriedtomorrowWell,maybeIamIkeepthinkingaboutyouandI'mwonderingififwemadeamistakegivingupsofastAreyouthinkingaboutmeOfcourseyou'renot,butifyouare,callmetonightOkay,byeRachel:OhOh!(Takesaslugoftequila)Scene:TheridealongRoss:SowherearewegoingnextGary:Thiswitnesswon'treturnmycallssowe'regonnaseeifwecansurprisehimcominghomeChandler:SursurprisehimWe'renot,we'renotgonnamakeanybodymadareweJoey:Comeonman!(ToGary)Listensouh,areyougonnasqueezetheperpsshoesalittlebitbeforehelawyersupGary:It'sawitnessnotaperpAndnoonetalkslikethat!Ross:Yeah,noonetalkslikethat!Joey:OhwhatLikeyourMrCop!Ross:Hey,I'mmorecopthanyoutwo!Chandler:HowdoyoufigurethatRoss:Hello!I'minthefrontseat,okayI'mGary'spartner!Chandler:Y'know,whenyousaypartneritdoesn'tsoundcopIt,itsoundsgayRoss:Umm,jealous!(Hedropsthecherryanditturnson)Gary:Hey,doyoumindWe'reundercoverhereRoss:Yeah,noproblem(Triestoturnitoff)Gary:Ross!Ross:Sorry!Sorry!Oh,(Hesticksitunderhisshirt)there!(It'sjustthereflashingthroughhisshirt)HeyGary,whoamIPhonehome!(Garyjustglaresathim)Timelapse,RosshasbeendemotedtothebackseatwithJoeyandChandlerHe'snottoohappyaboutitChandler:LookatOfficerRossridingbackherewiththevisitorsJoey:Yeah,what'supwiththatSerpicoScene:Ross'sapartment,RachelisplayingEmily'smessagetoMonicaEmily:(onansweringmachine)AreyouthinkingaboutmeOfcourseyou'renot,butifyouare,callmetonightOkay,byeMonica:(doesRachel's)Nooo!Rachel:(doesMonica's)Iknow!Monica:WellthankGodyouwerehere!Imean,wehavetoerasethat!Rachel:What!Wecan'tdothat!Monica:Wehavetoo!ImeanwhatifRoss'shearsthatandthencallsherbackandthentheygetbacktogetherIsthatwhatyouwantRossbackwiththatcontrolling,neurotic,crazyEmilyTheEmilythatwouldn'tlethimseeyouRachel:Noo!Ohno!No!Godno!HeshouldnotgetbacktogetherwithherIknowthat!Youknowthat!EvenRossknowsthat!Butthatstilldoesn’tgiveustherighttoerasehismessage!Monica:I'mhissister,okayIlovehim!Idon'twanttoseehimgethurt!Comeon!Doesn’tthatgivemetherighttocontrolhimhelphimRachel:Idon'tthinkhe'stheonewhoneedshelp(Theybothsitdown)Monica:No,look,she'sobviouslyunstable,okayImeanshe'sthinkingaboutrunningoutonherweddingday(Rachelslowlyturnsandglaresather)(Realizingwhatshejustsaid)Okay,fine!ButImean,lookatthepositionshe'sputtinghimin!What'shegonnadoRossisgonnarunoverthereontheweddingdayandbreakupthemarriage!Imean,whowoulddothat!(Rachelagainturnsandglaresatherindisgust)Okay,fine,allright,butthat'sy'know,it'sdifferent!AlthoughitdidinvolvealotofthesamepeopleRachel:Ugh!Monica:Y'knowwhat,thisisobviouslysomekindoftwistedjokeshe'stryingtoplayonhimRachel:Okay,youarecrazy!I'msorry,butshesoundedgenerallyupset!Imean,listen!(Shehitsabuttononthemachine)AnsweringMachine:YourmessageshavebeenerasedRachel:Noooooooo!Scene:Theridealong,they'reallwaitingoutsideofthewitness'shouseandstillinthecarinthesameplacesasbeforeChandler:Okay,y'know,wewe'resaferightImeannothingbadcangodown!Gary:NoButthatremindsme,(handingbackaclipboard)signthisRoss:WhatisitGary:Ohit'snothing,itjustsaysthatyoucan'tsuethecityifyouscrapyourkneeory'know,getyourheadblownoffChandler:(deadpan)Oh,hurryupIwanttosignthatGary:Okay,herehecomesWhatishedoingWhatthehellishedoing!Ross:WhatWhatWhatWhatisitJoey:IseverythingokayChandler:What'sgoingonGary:Okay,heseesusNowdon'tmoveDon'tlookathim(TheyallturnandlookawaySuddenlyaloudbangsoundsoutandinslowmotionJoeyslowlythrowshisbodyoverRossGaryisshockedatwhatheseeswhileChandlerisobviouslyhurt)Gary:Hey,it'sokayItwasjustacarbackfire(JoeyslowlymovesoffofRoss)Hey,lookatthat!YoutriedtosaveyourbuddyYouseethatYouseewhathedidJoey:(ToRoss)YouokaymanRoss:UhhuhThankJoey!Chandler:Uh,HELLO!!Joey:HiCommercialBreakScene:Ross'sapartment,MonicahasallthesuppliessheneedsandisgettingreadytoleaveMonica:Allright,IguessweshouldgoRachel:No,waitWaitMonica:Ohyeahright!(Shegrabsthemoneyandshovesintoherpocket)Rachel:No,Monica!Monica!Wehavetofixthis!Monica:There'snothingwecandoYouerasedthemessage!Rachel:YeahwellunlesswetellhimMonica:Well,ifyou'regonnabetotallyrationalaboutthis,Ican'targuewithyou!AllrightFine,ifyouwannatellhim,tellhimIjustdon'twanttobeapartofit(Thephonerings)Rachel:Oh,maybethat'sEmilycallingbacktoleavetheexactsamemessageRoss:(onthemachine)HeyRoss!It'syou!IjustwantyoutorememberthisfeelingYouareluckytobealive!SoliveeverydaytothefullestLoveyourself,okayOkayOh,andalsogetstampsBye!(Hehangsup)Monica:Wow!PlaythatmessageforEmilyandthiswholeproblemgoesaway!Rachel:RightScene:CentralPerk,theguysarereturningfromtheridealongtofindPhoebealreadythereGary:Hey,anybodywanttomeetaheroPhoebe:(excited)JohnGlennishere!Gary:No,Joey!Ross:Pheebs,wehadthemostincrediblenight!Okay,so,we'reinthecar…Gary:Wait!Holdon!(HegoesovertoPhoebeandgivesherakiss)(ToPhoebe)Hi!Phoebe:Hi!Gary:(ToRoss)Okay,goaheadRoss:Okay,okay,sowe'reinthecarRightAndbang!AshotwasfiredAndJoeywithnoregardforhisownsafetythrowshimselfonme!Phoebe:MyGod,Joey!Chandler:(pouting)Itwasacarbackfire!Ross:Yeah,butbuthedidn'tknowthat!Joey:Yeah,Ididn'tknowthatRoss:Anditcould'vejustaseasilyhavebeenabulletGary:HeyJoe,youeverthinkaboutjoiningtheforceWecoulduseaguylikeyouChandler:Whojumpsatloudnoises!Ross:Wow!Icould'vediedtonightChandler:Yeah!Ifthecarthatbackfiredhadrunoveryou!Y'knowwhat,IthinkI'llgohomebeforeRossstartsramblingabouthisnewfoundrespectforlife(Hegetsupandstartsforthedoor)Ross:IdohaveanewfoundrespectforlifeChandler:(returning)OhmyGod!(Stormsout)Gary:(ToPhoebe)SoyouwannagetsomedinnerPhoebe:Yeah!Sure!Yep!(Getsup)Oh,y'knowwhatIfIheardashotrightnow,I'dthrowmybodyonyouGary:OhyeahWellmaybeyouandIshouldtakeawalkthroughabadneighborhoodPhoebe:Okay!Gary:AllrightPhoebe:Bye!RossandJoey:Bye!(TheyleaveasRossstaresinaweatJoey)Joey:CutitoutRoss!Ihatetohavetosaveyourlifeandkickyourassinthesameday!Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerispacingasJoeyentersJoey:Dude!HowcomeyoutookoffChandler:Oh,Ijustwentforawalk,aroundthelivingroomWhatever…Joey:IssomethingwrongChandler:NoNoI'mjusttiredY'know,fromfromthewalkJoey:OkayChandler:YoudoveinfrontofRoss!Ross!Joey:That'swhatthisisabout!OhmyGod,youhateRoss!Chandler:IdonothateRoss!Joey:Ofcourseyoudo!Isavedhim!You'remadatme!Italladdsup!YouwantRossoutofthepictureChandler:WhatpictureJoey:Idon'tknow,butIdon'tlikewhatI'mhearing!Chandler:LookI'mverygladthatyousavedRossfromthecarbackfire,buty'know,itcould'vebeenabulletandyouy'know,youdidn'ttrytosaveme!Joey:Ohh,you'reupsetbecauseyouthinkIchoseRossoveryou!No!I…knew…youcouldtakecareofyourselfY'know,ImeanRoss,heneedhelpHe'snotstreetlikeus!Chandler:Whenitcomesdowntoit,youwouldriskyourlifeforRossbeforeyouwouldformeThat'sthebottomlineJoey:Well,no,notexactly!Allright,look,I,Iwasn'ttryingtosaveRossOkayMysandwichwasnexttoRossAllrightIwas,IwastryingtosavemysandwichChandler:Fromabullet!Joey:Iknowitdoesn'tmakemuchsense…Chandler:Muchsense!Joey:LookChandler,itwasinstinct!OkayIjustwentforit!Chandler:Soyouriskedyourlife,forasandwich!Joey:Iknowitsoundscrazy,butChandlerthisis(Goesandpicksupthesandwich)thegreatestsandwichintheworld!Chandler:Soyoudidn'tuh,chooseRossbeforemeJoey:No!Iwouldneverdothat!Youyou'relikemybrother!Chandler:Really!Joey:Yeah!Infact,toprovehowmuchyoumeantome,(HeunwrapsthesandwichandholdsitoutforChandler)hereChandler:Thanks(Hegrabsthesandwich)Joey:No,eh,ohoi,easy,it'snotahotdog!(Chandlertakesabite)Joey:HowgoodisthatChandler:(withhismouthful)Ohoiho,yeah!Joey:SeeChandler:Hmhmm(Goestotakeanotherbite)Joey:Ohwhoahey,dude,whatareyoudoing!Chandler:IthoughtyouwereshowingmehowmuchyoumeantomeJoey:YeahWithabite!(Takesbackthesandwich)Geeeeeez!Scene:Ross'sapartment,Rachelistryingtorepairthethingshebrokeearlier,butgetsinterruptedbyhearingRossatthedoorShepanicsandthrowsthethingintothekitchenAndrunstothecouchasRossentersRachel:Hey!Hi!Ross:Rach,whatuh,whatareyoudoinghereRachel:Hey!Y'knowwhatYouareinourapartmentallthetime!OkayThisis,thisisjustadropinthebucketmister!Ross:Y'know,ititdoesn'tmatterTheimportantthingisthatyou'rehereYou'remyfriend,andyou'rehereOh!(Hegoesoverandhugsher)Rachel:Okay,justalittlescaredWhat'sgoingonRossRoss:ThemostamazingthinghappenedtonightIthoughtmynumberwasupIhadanactualneardeathexperience!Rachel:What!WhatWhathappened!Ross:Okay,okay,wewereontheridealongwithGary,rightRachel:Yeah!Ross:Andsomebodytookashotatme!Rachel:(gasps)Really!Ross:No,acarbackfired,but(Rachelsuddenlycalmsdown)IthoughtsomebodywastakingashotatmeAndRach,I…Isurvived!AndIwasfilledwiththisthisgreatrespectforlifeY'knowIIwanttoexperienceeverymomentIwanttoseizeeveryopportunityIIamseeingeverythingsosoclearlynowRachel:BecauseacarbackfiredRoss:(staresatherbriefly)Okay,whyareyouhereRachel:Well,IIIdon'tknowhowthisfitsintoyourwhole"seizing"thingbutum,EmilycalledyoutodayRoss:YoutalkedtoherRachel:No,sheleftamessage(Hestartsforthemachine)(Stoppinghim)ButititkindagoterasedThere'sjust(Pause)somethingwrongwithyourmachineRoss:Well,okay,whatwhatdidshesayRachel:Well,uhsomethingabouthavingsecondthoughtsabouttheweddinganddidyouguysmakeamistakebreakingupanduh,shewantsyoutocallherRoss:Wow!Rachel:Now,thatthatwasagoodthingthatItoldyou,rightRoss:HuhYeah!Yes,ofcourse!Rachel:OkayThankyou!Thankyou!BecauseI'msorry,allrightBecausey'knowwhatShedidn'twantmenotimportantThepointis,IwasrightYourdecisionOkayIwasright(Shestartsforthedoor)(Stops)YourdecisionRoss:RightIguess,IguessIshouldcallEmilyRachel:Okay,no,that'snottherightdecisionThat'snot,that'snotright,noRossRoss,comeon!Imean,thatwomanmadeyoumiserable!Okay,Ross,doyoureallywanttogetbackintothatRoss:Okay,look,yesterdayIwould'veevenconsideredcallingherback,butmyexwifecallsonthesamedayIhaveaneardeathexperienceImean,thatthathasgottomeansomething!Rachel:Ugh,Ross!Thatwasnotaneardeathexperience!Thatwasbarelyanexperience!Ross:Youweren'tthere!Okay,maybethisissomethingthatII'msupposedtoseize!Y'knowRachel:Okay,y'knowwhatMaybe,thisisnotaboutseizingstuffMaybethisisaboutescapingstuffRoss:HuhRachel:Imean,looklooktodayyouescaped(Pause)(Notbelievingit)death,y'knowAndmaybethisisachanceforyoutoescapegettingbacktogetherwithEmilyRoss:ThatdoesmakesenseBecauseIdowannaseizesomeopportunity,butIIreallydon'twannaseeortalktoherRachel:Well,thereyougo!Ross:YeahMaybetodayisjust,closecalldayRachel:(laughing)ClosecalldayRoss:Hey,thanksRach(Theyhug)Rachel:Ohh,honeynoproblemOkay(Getsup)Ross:Ohwaitwaitwait!ThemessageisblinkingMaybeyoudidn'teraseitRachel:Oh(Rosshitstheplaybackbutton)Ross:(onmachine)"HeyRoss,it'syou!"(Hitsthestopbutton)Ohyeah,nothat'sthat'sanoldmessage,nobodyneedstohearthatRachel:No(Sheheadsforthedooragain)Ross:(lookingatthecoffeetablewherehismoneywas)Heyumm,waswasMonicahereRachel:YeahRoss:Yeah,IwantmymoneybackRachel:(goingoutthedoor)Yeah,uhyouyouprobablyneedthatforstamps,right(Rossisstunned)EndingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereRoss:HeyPheebs,hasGaryeverbeenshotatforrealPhoebe:YesOnceYeah,alittleHekindadidittohimselfIt'snotreallyagoodstoryRoss:IwonderhowIwouldreactunderfire,y'knowAndnotbackfirebutbutheavyfire,likeIwasinawarorsomethingMonica:Man,Iwouldbegreatinawar!Imean,Ireally,IthinkIwouldmakeafantasticmilitaryleaderImeanIknowIwouldmakeGeneralwaybeforeanyofyouguysChandler:BeforeorafteryouwereshotbyyourowntroopsRoss:IknowwhereJoeywouldbeHewouldbedowninthefoxholeprotectingallofusChandler:Yes,ifthefoxholewaslinedwithsandwichesJoey:Yeah,herosandwiches(PointsatRosswhopointsback)Phoebe:WellyouallknowthatI'mapacifistsoI'mnotinterestedinwarinanyway(Getsup)Buty'knowwhatWhentherevolutioncomes,Iwillhavetodestroyyouall(Startstoleave)(ToJoey)NotyouJoey(Joeygetsallhappywithhimself,whiletherestofthegangislessthanenthused)End一起去巡逻各位听好明天是爱米丽再婚的日子我们要尽可能采取一切手段转移罗斯的注意力好点子嘿伙计们想想看爱米丽明天就要结婚了噢罗斯!看看!什么?看哪?就在那里!那里看看!叫我看什么?你们倒是帮帮忙啊!莫妮卡抱歉我昨晚没来我跟盖瑞出去了他让我一起去驾车巡逻我们阻止了罪案的发生你上了巡逻车?我也想去巡逻!我也是好啊!好我也去!真的?你行吗?我行那很危险哎我喜欢冒险好,你们今晚有空吗有!今晚?你没说那是晚上的行动很高兴你回家了今晚我们终于能够整理好这些照片了噢谢天谢地!终于!分门别类假日类、生日类还有抓拍的照片另外我按照主题做好了交叉索引例如查询:“生日”和“狗”会得到号照片明白了?噢是我和拉普喔我好想念那只狗你也能在”狗和死”这个目录下找到它好多谢!把那盒照片递给我最后一盒了好抱歉好在你都编过号了还没有!我用号照片设计方案而已!亲爱的没关系的我来给你杯饮料?玛格丽塔酒怎样?罗斯有搅拌器全搞砸了没关系的宝贝我到罗斯那边取搅拌器你把调玛格丽塔酒的原材料准备齐全好的他的钥匙在抽屉里我还需要一点现金要我去ATM机取款吗?不。罗斯房间里总有些零钱的什么?什么什么?我没拿过!真酷伙计你向那家伙施压的方式太棒了天越来越黑他全招了你完全制服他了只要说他是受害者他们通常都很多嘴正式到晚上了盖瑞,要我去拿点浆果吗那叫樱桃钱德!好我知道了这里的三明治是最棒的有肉丸子吗?有融化的芝士和沙司酱呢?有!不许在我车里吃噢好你的警车都是我们纳税人的钱买的你纳税?算了哇那三明治真的很香我允许你闻了吗?我不能闻吗?“色”、“香”、“味”同样重要!你把好味道全吸跑了我还你一块三明治有什么了不起想象一下你最棒的性经验你想到莫妮卡吗?是那是怎样的?请真当恐龙!求你”墨西哥制造“谁会买这样的东西瑞秋是我接电话!怎么了?我这边材料不够我需要盐、特制的玛格丽塔预拌汁、龙舌兰酒我们那边只有冰而已?看看他那边有没有冰!好你好罗斯我是爱米丽我有点忧伤明天我就要结婚了也许我要结婚我一直想着你我不知道我们轻言放弃对不对你有想起我吗?你当然不会想我但假如你想我今晚给我打电话吧好,拜拜哦,天啊接下来我们去哪儿?证人不回我电话我们就在他回家时、给他个惊喜惊、惊喜?我们不会惹恼什么人吧?别这样伙计你打算在他的律师赶来前给罪犯施压吗?他是证人不是罪犯而且没有人那样说话的对没有人那样说话的噢警察先生!我比你们两个像警察凭什么?我坐前座明白吗?我是盖瑞的搭档当你说”搭档“听起来就不象警察了听来像同性恋酸葡萄安静点好吗?我们在当差好没问题罗斯!抱歉看那儿!嘿盖瑞。我是谁?打电话回家看着罗斯警官跟访客一起回来吧发生了什么冲突?你有想起我吗?不你当然没有了但假如你想我今晚打我电话好再见不!我明白!感谢上帝你在这里我们要把它删除掉什么?我们不能那样做!我们必须删掉!假如罗斯听到给她打电话他们就又在一起了你想这样吗?罗斯就再回到她的控制下神经病、疯子爱米丽她还不许他再见你不!噢不噢天!他不该再跟她一起我知道你也知道甚至罗斯也知道但我们没有权利去删掉他的口信我是他妹妹我爱他我不想看到他受伤那不就给了我控制他的权力?帮他的权利?他不需要帮助她很明显情绪不稳她想在婚礼当天落跑没错她竟想把我哥放到为难的境地!他会怎么做?罗斯会跑去婚礼现场搞破坏吗?谁会那样做我说的不是那意思不过同样会有很多人受牵连她跟他开什么玩笑!你疯了,抱歉这么说她听来很伤心听着“您的口信已经被删除”不我们安全了对吧?事情不会更糟了不不过你提醒我了签名吧这是什么?上面说如果你擦破膝盖或者被轰掉脑袋都不能起诉快!我想签名他来了他在做什么?他到底在做什么?那是什么?一切都顺利吧?出什么事了?他看见我们了。别动别看他!嘿没事的只是汽车逆火嘿瞧你在保护你的兄弟你看到了?你看到他的行动吗?你没事吧,伙计?呃谢谢乔伊哈罗嗨我们该走了不等等好了不莫妮卡莫妮卡我们必须收拾烂摊子我们无能为力口信已经被你删掉了我们可以转告他如果你想理性处理这事我不跟你争行吗?你想告诉他?尽管去说我不想介入也许又是爱米丽打来留同样的口信小罗斯我希望你牢记这感觉活着真幸运让每天的生活更充实爱自己好吗?还有买邮票再见哇!把这条口信播给爱米丽听麻烦就烟消云散了?对吧有人要见英雄吗?约翰格伦来了?不乔伊是英雄!我们经历了最不平凡的一夜我们在车上的时候等一下!嗨嗨好继续我们在车上接着“砰”一声枪响乔伊不顾自身安危扑到了我身上我的天!是汽车逆火但他不知情对我不知情那很可能就是一颗子弹乔有没想过加入警队?我们需要你这样的人听到巨响就扑救!哇我今晚差点没命没错!假如发生逆火的汽车冲向你的话!我要在罗斯阐述他新发现的生命的意义之前、赶紧回家我真的发现了生命的新意义噢我的天!你要吃东西吗?当然你知道吗?假如现在听到枪声我也会扑到你身上真的?我们出去走走吧好走吧再见再见别再唠叨了我可不想在同一天里救你一命又得教训你一顿你为什么避开我?Dude!Howcomeyoutookoff我去走走在起居室里走动走动有什么不对劲吗?不我只是累了走累了你在罗斯面前dove!罗斯!就是原因噢天你讨厌罗斯!我不讨厌罗斯你讨厌他。我救了他你生我气。所以这样你想赶罗斯出局出什么局?不知道但我不喜欢这样汽车逆火的时候你救了罗斯我很高兴但那很可能是颗子弹你没有想要救我你伤心是因为你以为我选罗斯而忽略了你不我知道你能照顾自己的罗斯需要帮助他不像你一样street你为罗斯而冒生命危险而没有想到我那就是问题所在That'sthebottomline不不是这样听着我不是想救罗斯懂吗?我的三明治在罗斯旁边明白吗?我只是想救我的三明治免得它挨枪子?我知道这不合情理不合情理?钱德这是本能!我只是下意识的那你为了三明治而冒生命危险我知道听来很疯狂但这是世上最棒的三明治!那你并不是选了罗斯而忽略我当然不是。我决不会那样你像是我的兄弟当真?对!为证明你对我有多重要给谢谢小心,那不是热狗好吃吧?恩?恩!老兄你还想吃多少?我以为你在想我显示你对我有多重要只咬一口Geeeeeez!嘿嗨瑞秋你在这做什么?嘿知道吗你总来我们家!只是adropinthebucketmister那没关系重要的是你在这里你是我朋友而你在这里只是有点可怕罗斯怎么了?今晚发生了最不可思议的事我的境界提升了我有了接近死亡的经历!发生什么事了?我们不是跟盖瑞一起巡逻吗?有人向我开枪!我们在跟盖瑞一起监视有人向我开枪!真的?不是汽车逆火但我以为有人向我开枪然后瑞秋我生还了!我内心充满了对生命的敬畏我要享受每一刻抓住每个机会我看待事物从未如此清晰就只因为汽车逆火?对了你在这里干什么我不知当不当讲你刚说了要抓住每个机会爱米丽今天给你电话了你们聊过了?她留下了口信但被删除了你的机器出了问题她说什么?她再婚前的迟疑还有你们的分手是否是个错误她想你回电话给她哇我转告你是对的对吧?对。当然好谢谢为什么这么问?对不起因为因为她不想我回电话?这事不重要重要的是我是对的。你自己做决定吧我是对的你做决定好我想我该给电话爱米丽不那不是正确的决定不能这样干罗斯别这样!我说那女人只会让你痛苦!你真想自讨苦吃吗?听着要是昨天我决不会考虑给她回电话但今天我差点死翘翘前妻却恰好来电所以这就意义非凡那不是接近死亡的体验!那根本算不上什么体验!你当时不在现场!也许那就是我该抓牢的机会懂吗?你知道吗?也许这不是你该抓牢的机会而是暗示你该逃跑恩?今天你从死神手里逃脱也许这是你从爱米丽手上逃脱的机会有道理因为我真的想抓住每个机会但我真的不想和她见面或交谈这就对了!对也许今天只是不回电话日不回电话日谢谢瑞秋宝贝不用谢等一下!留言灯在闪!也许你没有删掉小罗斯是旧口信不用听了要听!莫妮卡在吗?我要回我的钱你大概要用来买邮票对吧盖瑞有被射中过吗有过一次险些他开枪差点伤到自己那可不高明我只想知道自己在子弹飞来时会作何反应不是汽车逆火而是真正的枪火比如上战场什么的我若参战一定表现杰出!我能当个出色的军事领袖没准我能当上将军什么的而你们则不行那是先于还是后于你被自己的部队射中呢?我知道乔伊会在散兵坑里保护我们的假如那散兵坑里堆满三明治的话对三明治英雄!你们都知道我是个和平主义者我对战争没兴趣但若发生革命我会消灭你们!留你一个乔伊

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