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1014 The One With Princess Cons…

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简介:本文档为《1014 The One With Princess Consueladoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithPrincessConsuelaScene:ChandlerandMonica'sapartmentTheyarehavingadinerpartywithPhoebeandMikeMike:(raisinghisglass)ThankyouguysforhavingusoverPhoebe:Oh!Yeah,thisisfun,couplesnightChandler:Yeah,Idon'tknowwhywehangoutwithmarriedcouplesmoreoftenMonica:Well,becauseeverytimewedo,youmakejokesaboutswingingandscarethemawayChandler:YoumeanthatPortuguesecoupleYeah,likeyouwouldn'thavedoneit(sheshrugs)Ross:(entering)Hey,youguysIhavegreatnewsMonica:Ross,we'rekindofinthemiddleofdinerhereRoss:Oh,well,er,Ialreadyate,butsure!(theyalllookateachotherwhenRossgrabsaplate)GuesswhathappenedatworktodayChandler:AdinosaurdiedamillionyearsagoRoss:Trysixtyfivemillionyearsago,andthentrysssshhhhhhMytenurereviewboardmettodayandIhearit'slookingreallygoodPhoebe:Wow!Ross:YeahDoyouhaveanyideawhatthismeansinacademiccircles,uhIamgonnagetlaidRachel:(whileentering)HiyouguysAll:HeyRachel:Ooh,Italian!(shealsograbsaplate)Monica:Noonewantedseconds,rightRoss:No,noII'mgoodRachel:HeyyouguysYou'renevergonnabelieveitThisheaIAMNOTGONNAHELPYOUDOTHAT!Goodbye!(heleaves) Scene:ArestaurantRachelentersRachel:(tomaitred')Hi,I'mheretoseeMrCampbellwithGucciThereservationisprobablyunderGucciIt'sspelledlikeGukki,whichcouldbeconfusingMaitred':MrCampbell'snothereyetLetmeshowyoutohistable(Theywalktothetable,butRachelsuddenlygaspsSittingthereisMrZellner,herbossfromhercurrentjobatRalphLauren)Rachel:OhmyGod!That'smybossYouhavetoseatussomewhereelseMaitred':I'msorryThat'salwaysMrCampbell'stableRachel:ButmybutmybosscannotseemeI'minterviewingforanotherjobMaitred':IknowWithGukkiRachel:Sssshhhh!MrZellner:RachelRachel:HiI'monadateMrZellner:(confused)That'sgreat!Rachel:Yeah,itisYeah,youknow,it'stoughSinglemom,careerYougottagetoutthereMrZellner:Well,yougotuhmgoodenergyRachel:OhMrCampbell:RachelRachel:Yes,hi!MrCampbell:JamesCampbellRachel:Hi!(toMrZellner)ExcuseusMrCampbell:Please(showshertosit)Rachel:OkayOh,yeah(whisperingtoMrZellner)Ohhe'scute!MrCampbell:Soyourresuméisquiteimpressive(MrZellnerwhositsbehindRachelshrugs)Rachel:WhaMyresuméIwouldn'tIwouldn'tcallmyonlinedatingprofilearesuméMrCampbell:DatingprofileIII'mtalkingabouttheworkresuméRachel:(startssinginglalalala)WhateverhappenedtojustsingingfornoreasonHuhMrCampbell:MaybepeoplefounditweirdSo,whydoyouwanttoleaveRalphLaurenRachel:WhatIIdon'tMrCampbell:Youdon'tRachel:No,IIIloveitthereMrCampbell:Well,ifyoudon'twanttoleave,whyarewehavingthislunch(RachelmimesandmouthstoMrCampbell"Thatismyboss",pointingtoMrZellner)MrCampbell:What(Rachelnowsilentlywhispers"That'smyboss")MrCampbell:That'sHugoBoss(RachelholdsherhandinordertosupportherheadMrZellnerobviouslyoverheardtheconversation) Scene:AcounteratagovernmentbuildingPhoebe'swaitinginlinePhoebe:(tothewomanbehindher)ThisplaceissodepressingIfIhadtoworkhereI'dkillmyself(sheturnsaroundandtheclerkbehindthecounterheardher)Butyouobviouslyhaven'tClerk:HowcanIhelpyouPhoebe:Ineedtochangemyname,pleaseSee,IneedtochangeitbecauseI'mI'mhidingfromthelaw(theclerkshowsnochangeinexpressionwhatsoever)You'refunClerk:Youneedtofilloutthisform(motionsforthenextpersoninline)Phoebe:Okay,well,Ijustdon't,Idon'tknowhowitworksexactlySee,mynameisBuffayandmyhusband'snameisHannigan,soisitsupposedtobeBuffayHanniganorHanniganBuffayClerk:ItcanbeanythingyouwantPhoebe:Well,notanything,ImeanClerk:YeahanythingPhoebe:Oh,thiscouldtakeawhileClerk:GetoutofmylinePhoebe:Okay Scene:CentralPerkChandlerandMonicaaretherewhenPhoebeentersPhoebe:Hey!Monica:HeyPheebsPhoebe:Oh,notanymoreIchangedittodayMonica:Oh,I'msorry,MrsHanniganPhoebe:Wrongagain!ApparentlyyoucanchangeittoanythingyouwantSoIthought,allright,here'sanopportunitytobecreativeSomeetPrincessConsuelaBananaHammockChandler:That'swhatweweregonnanamethebabyMonica:Phoebe!Phoebe:Uh!PrincessConsuelaMonica:YouseriouslychangedyournametothatPhoebe:Uhhuh!Monica:Okay,sofromnowonwehavetocallyouPrincessConsuelaPhoebe:Uhm,noI'mgonnahavemyfriendscallmeValerie(Rachelenters,lookingdepressed)Chandler:Hey,how'dtheinterviewgoRachel:Oh!It'snotgoodChandler:Youknow,IalwaysfeelthatwayafteraninterviewI'llbetitwentbetterthanyouthinkRachel:Well,Ididn'tgetthejobatGucciandIgotfiredfromRalphLaurenChandler:ThatisabadinterviewPhoebe:Whatareyou,whatareyoutalkingaboutHowdidthishappenRachel:Well,mybosswasatthesamerestaurantwhereIwashavingmyinterviewandheheardeverythingSolaterhecallsmetohisofficeandhetellsmethathe'sgonnahavetoletmego,becauseI'mnotateamplayerAndIsaid"Waitaminute!YesIam"andIhadtositthereforminuteswhileheprovedthatthatinfactwastrueMonica:OhGodI'msosorry(Rossenterswithabottleinhishand)Ross:Hey!Whahoo!What'sthis(showingthebottle)Wellit'sa,it'sabottleofchampagneWhyisthisherePhoebe:RossRoss:Iguessit'sherebecauseIGOTTENURE!All(exceptRachel):Congratulations!(Rachellooksdevastated)Ross:ThisisthesinglegreatestdayofmyprofessionalcareerGunther,sixglasses!Gunther:SixYouwantmetojoinyouRoss:Oh,IthoughtJoeywashereFiveisgood(Guntherleaves,hurt)Well,I'mgonnahavealoogieinmycoffeetomorrowChandler:Ooh!IsraelichampagneAndit'svanilla!Ross:IgottenureIdidn'twinthelotteryHeyRach,souhhowdidyourthinggoRachel:Ohitgood!Yeah,butI'mnotgonnahearfromthatforacoupleofdaysRoss:Oh,youknowwhatYou'regonnagetitIIIIcanfeelitPhoebe:CanyouRachel:Ah,allrightHere'stoRoss!Ross:AndandtoyearsofhardworkfinallypayingoffPhoebe:Andtoknowingthatyourcareerdoesn'tmeaneverything(Rachelmouths"aah")Ross:ButalsoknowingitmeansalotMonica:ButmoreimportantlytofullwellroundedlivesRoss:thatcenteraroundworkChandler:ToRoss!All(exceptRachel):Ross!(theyalldrinkfromthechampagne,butclearlydislikethetasteofit)Ross:YouknowwhatthebestpartaboutthisisIcanneverbefiredPhoebe:OhGod!Ross:NoseriouslyIhavejobsecurityforlifeYouknow,Ineverhavetoworry(Rachelstartscrying)Oh,lookatyouLookhowhappyyouareformeRachel:(crying)No,it'snotthatIgotfiredtodayAndIdidn'tgettheotherjobRoss:Rach,I'msosorryRachel:Oh!Ross:GreatIfeellikeanidiotRachel:No,it'sokay,youdidn'tknowRoss:Oh(totheothers)Littleheadsupwouldhavebeennice Scene:ChandlerandMonica'sfuturehouseTheyenterthelivingroomwiththerealtorandJoeyMonica:ThankyouforlettingusseethehouseagainChandler:AndthankyouforexplainingtouswhatescrowmeansI'vealreadyforgottenwhatyousaid,butthankyouRealtor:TakeaslongasyouwantJustletmeknowwhenyou'rethrough(sheleavestheroom)Monica:Ah,sogladyoudecidedtocomeJoey:MetooYeah,thisplaceisgreatI'msohappyforyouguysAlthough,youknow,IhopeyoulikefungusChandler:WhatJoey:Fungus!YeahPlaceisfullofitMonica:Noit'snotWehadaninspectionandtheydidn'tfindanythingJoey:OkayThenIguessIhavedryeyesandascratchythroatfornoreasonMonica:Maybebecauseit'syouhungyourheadoutofthewindowlikeadogthewholeridehereJoey:MaybeSothisisthelivingroomhuhOoh,it'sprettydark(startsfeelingaroundhimlikehe'sinacompletelydarkroom,touchingChandler,whobacksoutandhitshim)Monica:Noit'snot!Joey:(squintinghiseyes)Areyoukiddin'IthinkIjustsawabatinthecorner!Chandler:Whenyourheadwashangingoutthewindow,itdidn'thitamailbox,diditJoey:(glaresathimforamoment,thenadmitsgrudgingly)MaybeWell,Ijustthinkyouguyscandobetterthanthishouse,youknowOranyotherhouseforthatmatterMonica:OhJoey,look,weknowyou'rehavingahardtimewiththis,butwereally,weloveithereJoey:FINE,ok,ifyoulovethishousesomuch,thenyoushouldjustlivehere,okayIjusthopeyougetusedtothatweirdhummingsound(Heturnshisbacktothemandstartshumming)HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMonica:Joey,weknowthat'syouJoey:nohmmmmmit'snothmmmmmmmmmm Scene:PhoebeisatCentralPerkMikeentersMike:Hey(HekissesPhoebe)Phoebe:Welcomeback!Mike:Ah!ImissedyouPhoebe:Oh,metoo!Mike:So,what'snewPhoebe:Well,I'mnolongerPhoebeBuffayMike:That'sgreat!YouchangedyounamePhoebe:YesIdid!Meet:PrincessConsuelaBananaHammock!(Shesmilesfromeartoear)Mike:(afraid)You'rekiddingrightPhoebe:NopeMike:YoureallydidthatPhoebe:YepMike:Yeah,butyoucan'tdothatPhoebe:WhyIt'sfun,it'sdifferent,nooneelsehasanamelikeitMike:(looksatherastonished)Alright,thenI'mgonnachangemynamePhoebe:Great,okay,whatareyougonnachangeittoMike:CrapBagPhoebe:(notamused)MikeCrapBagMike:No,noMike,justCrapBagFirstnameCrap,lastnameBagPhoebe:You'renotserious,rightMike:Yeah,I'mserious(sarcastic)It'sfun,it'sdifferentandnooneelsehasanamelikethat!Phoebe:Uhu,uhu,well,then,greatIfyouloveit,IloveitMike:Idoloveit,andIloveyournameIlovePrincessConsuelaPhoebe:AndIloveCrap Scene:JoeyisinMonicaandChandler'sfuturehouse,sittinginachild'sbedroom,lookingataquizcardwhichhas"="printedononesideJoey:(turnsthecardaround,obviouslyhadthewronganswer)Ow!(Ayounggirlenters)Girl:WhoareyouJoey:Oh,hi,I'mJoeyMystupidfriendsarebuyingthishouseWhoareyouGirl:I'mMackenzieMystupidparentsaresellingthishouseJoey:(understanding)OhMackenzie:(sighs)IhatemyparentsJoey:Ihatemyfriends(Theyshakeonitasiftheyjustmadeapact)Alright,lookThere'sgottabeawaythatwecanstopthisfromhappeningMackenzie:LikewhatJoey:(thinking)Uhmoh!OkayYoucomewithme,andyoutellthemthatthehouseishaunted!Mackenzie:WhatareyouEightJoey:Woah,uh!Okay,let'shearyourgreatideaMackenzie:Idon'thaveanygreatideasIameightJoey:(frustrated)Ahh!There'sgottabeawayImean,youknow,ifMonicaandChandlermoveouthereandnowPhoebeismarriedtoMikeThatjustleavesmeandRossandRach,youknowwhatImeanMackenzie:Ireallydon'tJoey:WhatamIgonnado,IfeellikeI'mlosingmyfriendsMackenzie:MyparentssayI'mgonnamakenewfriendsJoey:Oh,yeah,sure,easyforyou,you'reyoungMe,I'msetinmywaysMackenzie:ThisiswhatmymomwastalkingaboutWhinersarewieners(Joeyglaresatherangrily)Look,youwantyourfriendstobehappy,rightJoey:Yeah,yeah,IguessMackenzie:Well,ifmovinghereisgonnamakethemhappy,don'tyouwantthemtodoitJoey:(havingdifficultyadmittingit)Yeah,maybeMackenzie:ThenyougottaletthemgoJoey:(Inneartears,realizessheisright)Ihatetoadmitit,butyou'reprobablyrightHowdidyougettobesosmartMackenzie:IreadalotJoey:(hismodchangesinstantly)JustwhenIthoughtwecouldbefriends(heleavestheroom) Scene:OutsideRalphLaurenbuildingRacheljustwalkedoutcarryingaboxofherstuff,andastrangemanapproachesherMan:HeyRach,IjustheardI'msosorryRachel:Oh,thankyou(looksathisfacetryingtorememberhisname)Man:Youstilldon'tknowmyname,doyouRachel:(Isembarrassedforamoment,butitquicklypasses)Well,nowIdon'thaveto(Themanleavesinstantly)(Inthemeantime,RossistryingtosqueezeandpusharatherlargechairthroughtherevolvingdoorsoftheRalphLaurenbuilding)Rachel:(annoyed)Ross,whatistakingyousolongRoss:(staresatherthroughthedoorandstartspushingthechairharder,lookingveryannoyedHefinallymanages)(sarcastic)I'msorry,it'salmostasifthiswasn'tbuiltforaquickgetaway!(Mark,approachesfrombehindandrecognizesher)Mark:RachelRachel:(turnsaround)MarkOhmyGod!(putstheboxonthechairandtheyhugeachother)Mark:How'veyoubeenRachel:I'mfantasticYourememberRossMark:Sure,sure(ToRoss)What'swiththechair(Rachelsignalshimnottomentionshe'sbeenfired)Ross:Uh,youknow,youcan'talwaysgetaseatonthesubway,so(laughsstupidly)Mark:Clever(backtoRachel)SohowareyouRachel:Oh,well,(looksatherboxandchair)you'renotcatchingmeonmybestdayMark:Yeah,aboxfullofyourdeskstuffdoesn'texactlysaybigpromotionRachel:No,butit'sgood,youknow,I'mgonnatakesometimeoffanddosomecharityworkMark:Areyousure,becausewemayhavesomethingatLouisVuittonRachel:Well,screwcharityworkWhat'veyougotMark:Whydon'twehavedinnertonightandtalkaboutitRachel:Great!I'llcallya!Mark:(shakesRoss'hand)NicetoseeyouRoss:Yeah!yeah,Igottenure!(Marklooksathimstrangelyandwalksoff)Rachel:(veryexcited)OhmyGod!Ross:SeeItoldyousomethinggoodwouldcomealongAndheseemedreallyniceI'vemethimbeforeRachel:Ross!That'sMarkFromBloomingdalesYouwereinsanelyjealousofhimRoss:(realizing)ThatisMarkRachel:YesRoss:IhatethatguyRachel:OhRoss:No,no,NO,youcannotgotodinnerwithhimRachel:WhatYoudon'twantmetogetajobRoss:Ohyeah,I'msurehe'sgonnagiveyouajobMaybemakeyouhisSEXretaryRachel:UghRoss:I'mseriousIjustdon'ttrustthatguy,okayRachel:Ross,youknowwhat(looksovertothedoorandseessecuritystaringatthem)Okay,let'stalkaboutitlater,therecomessecurity(TakesherboxandleavesRossfollowsherandthenreturnsforthechairHestandsforamoment,thenpushesitquicklyinthegeneraldirectionRachelwentinto,andoutofthecamera'sview,andthennonchalantlywalksaway) Scene:ChandlerandMonica'snewhouseSittingnearthewindow,theylookattheneighborhoodMonica:Oh,IlovethisstreetThetrees,thebigfrontyards,theactualpicketfencesChandler:Man,thosetwodogsaregoingatit!Joey:(entering)Hey!Chandler:HeyMonica:Hey,wherehaveyoubeenJoey:Oh,justeryouknow,lookingaroundButyouknowwhatThishouseisgreatChandler:ReallyWhatchangedyourmindJoey:Ohwell,thelittlegirlwholivesheremademefeelalotbetteraboutthewholethingChandler:Joey,therewasalittlegirlwholivedhere,butshediedlikeyearsago(Joey'seyesdoubleinsize)Joey:(frightened)WhatChandler:Ha!I'mjustmessingwithyouJoey:That'snotfunny!YouknowI'mafraidoflittlegirlghosts!Monica:Joey,nowthatyou'reokaywiththehouse,doyouwannagoseeyourroomJoey:WhatIgetmyownroomChandler:Youdon'tthinkwe'dbuyahouseandnothaveaJoeyroomdoyouJoey:OhmyGod!(theyallhug)Oh!Hey,canIhaveanaquariumAndasexswingChandlerandMonica:No!Joey:WhynotI'llkeepthetankclean Scene:CentralPerkPhoebeandMikeareleavingMike:Afteryou,missBananaHammockPhoebe:Thankyou,misterBag(awomanentersandrecognizesPhoebe)Woman:Ohhey,howareyouPhoebe:OhhiRita!Good!(toMike)Oh,Rita'samassageclientMike:Oh!Whydon'tyouintroducemePhoebe:(shrugs)Er,Rita,thisismyhusbandRita:Oh!(theyshakehands)Phoebe:YeahMike:Whydon'tyoutellhermynamePhoebe:(withoutmovingherlips,wearingafakesmile)Okay,Iwill(toRita)ThisismyhusbandCrapBagRita:CrapBagMike:Ifyouneedaneasywaytorememberit,justthinkofabagofcrapRita:OkayExcusemePhoebe:YeahOghOkay,fineYoumadeyourpointCanyoupleasejustbeMikeHanniganagainMike:Onlyifyou'llbePhoebeBuffayPhoebe:HowaboutuhmHowaboutBuffayHanniganMike:ReallyPhoebe:YeahI'mPhoebeBuffayHanniganBananaHammockMike:DoyouevenknowwhatabananahammockisPhoebe:It'safunnywordMike:It'saSpeedoPhoebe:Ohcrap! Scene:MonicaandChandler'sapartmentRossentersRoss:Hey,isRachelhereMonica:NoRoss:She'sstillatdinnerMonica:IguessWhyWho'sshewithRoss:ThatguyMarkFromBloomingdale'sShethinkshe'sjustbeingnicetoherButIknowhereallywantstosleepwithherChandler:It'ssevenyearsago(helookssurprised)Mytimemachineworks!Ross:WeranintohimonthestreettodayandhesaidhemighthaveajobforherButIknowhejustwantstogetintoherpantsMonica:SowhatifhewantstosleepwithherImean,she'ssingleandhe'scuteChandler:ExcusemeMonica:Ohplease!YesterdayonthesubwayYoucouldn'tstopstaringatthatwomanwiththebigbreaststhewholetimeChandler:Foryourinformation,IwasstaringatherbabyWe'reabouttobeparentsMonica:Oh,sorry!(ShelooksatRoss,abitashamedChandlermimes"bigbreasts"toRossandlipsyncs"Wow"Rosslooksathim,astonishedandthenMonicalooksatChandleragainAlittletoolatehechangesthe"bigbreasts"mimeinto"rockingababy"WhenherealizesMonicamighthaveseenithealsostrokeshisimaginarybaby'shead)Rachel:(entering)Hiyouguys!Ross:Hey,souhmHowwasdinnerRachel:Oh,itwasgreatMarkissosweetRoss:(speakingwithoutpause,agitated)OhyeahYeahIwonderwhyWhatcouldthatsmarmyletchpossiblywantRachel:OhRoss,comeonHe'shappilymarriedHiswifejusthadtwinsRoss:ShouldwesendsomethingChandler:HowdidthejobstuffgoRachel:HeofferedmeoneChandler:That'sgreat!Ross:Congratulations!Rachel:Iknow,it'samazingIt'samazingIt'ssomuchbetterthanwhatIhadatRalphLaurenThemoneyisgreatRoss:Canwe,canwejuststopforasecondWhosaidsomethingbetterwouldcomealong,huhYoudidn'tbelievemeItoldyoueverythingwasgonnaworkout(gasps)YouknowwhatThiscallsforabottleofIsrael'sfinestRachel:ThejobisinParis(t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