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521 The One With The Ball

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2018-09-10 0人阅读 举报 0 0 暂无简介

简介:本文档为《521 The One With The Balldoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithTheBallScene:CentralPerk,Gary,Phoebe,Monica,andChandlerarethereGary:(ToPhoebe)Wouldyoulikesomemorecoffee,babydollPhoebe:I'mfine,thanksChandler:(ToMonica)Yeah,see,Ican'tpullofbabydollcanIMonica:NoIthinkwelearnedthatfromthesugarlipsincidentI'mgonnagetsometeaChandler:Okay(MonicaleavesandChandlermovestotalktoPhoebe)Chandler:Hiyadoin'pumpkinPhoebe:Nope(Chandlernodsinagreement)CuttoGaryandMonicaatthecounterMonica:Soitlookslikeit'sgoingreallywellforyoutwo,huhGary:Iknow,reallywellInfact,I'mgonnaaskPhoebetomoveinwithmeMonica:(shocked)OhmyGod!Gary:Whatdoyou,whatdoyouthinkMonica:Ithinkthatissogreat!WhenareyougonnaaskherGary:Tonight,butdon'tsayanythingOkayMonica:Iswear,IpromiseIpromiseOhmyGod,I'msoexcited!{AndIjustcan'thideit!I'mabouttolosecontrolandIthinkIlikeit!Sorry,justcouldn'tresistit}Allright,listenletmetellyou,donotgetherflowersOkayBecausey'know,shecrieswhentheydie,andthere'sthewholefuneral…Gary:(ToPhoebe)I'llseeyouafterworksweetie(Kissesher)Phoebe:OkayBye!(GaryexitsandMonicarejohatyouthink!I'mgonnagosetupalittlelitterboxforMrsWhiskerson(Theybothglareather)Well,whatamIgonnacallherFluffy!(Rachelgoesintothebathroomastheguyscontinuethrowingtheball)Ross:(ToJoey)Hey,youwannagetsomethingtoeatoruh,doyouwannaseehowlongwecanthrowthisballbackandforthHuhJoey:Uhh,theballthingRoss:YeahJoey:HeyRoss,wouldn'titbegreatifwecouldgotwostraighthourswithoutdroppingit!Ross:Uhh,yeahitwould!Let'sdoit!Joey:Okay!(Theythrowtheballbackandforthonce)Joey:(catchestheball)UhohRoss:WhatJoey:IhavetopeeAndRachel'sinthebathroom!CuttoChandlerandJoey's,Rossisseenthrowingtheballintothebathroom,presumablywhereJoeyiscurrentlyusingthefacilitiesJoey:Man,Ididn'tthinkweweregonnamakeit!Ross:Iknow!(Looksattheballinhishands)Don'tswitchhands,okayScene:thethPrecinct,Gary'sprecinct,ChandlerhascometotalktohimaboutcommitmentAndashe'swalkingthroughthedoorhenoticesacoupleof"Ladiesofthenight"sittingthere(IfyouknowwhatImean)Chandler:Heyladies!Whatareyouinherefor(Laughsathisjoke)Gary:HeyChandler,whatareyoudoinghereChandler:Gary,I'mheretoreportacrimeGary:YeahChandler:ItisacrimethatyouandIdon'tspendmoretimetogetherGary:(laughs,thensuddenlyserious)What'supChandler:Well,IheardthatyouthinkingaboutaskingPhoebetomoveinwithyouandIthoughtmaybe,weshouldhaveatalkMantouh,meGary:SureOkayChandler:Uh,areyoucrazyAreyouinsaneIfyoulivewithPhoebe,youtwoaregonnabey'know,livelivingtogether!Gary:Yeah,IIconsideredthatIjustknowitwouldmakemehappyChandler:YoumeanscaredGary:No,ImeanhappyChandler:ScaredHappyGary:Chandler,whatwhatareyoudoingChandler:Iamtryingtoopenyoureyes,myman!Don'tyousee,ifyoulivedwithPhoebeshe'salwaysgonnabethereYou'regonnagethome,she'sthereYougotobed,she'sthereYouwakeupandohyes,she'sthere!Gary:Iknow!Ican'twait!Chandler:Wereyou'reparentshappy,orsomethingGary:ListenChandler,thewayIseeitisthatIwasluckyenoughtofindsomeonethatIreallyloveIjustIwannabearoundherasmuchasIcanChandler:Wow,y'knowwhenyousayit,itdoesn'tsoundsoscaryGary:SoyouknowwhatI'mtalkingabout,rightChandler:Yeah,IthinkIdo!Y'knowwhatYoumoveinwithher!Youmoveinwithherrightnow!MaybeIshouldinwithMonica!Gary:No,it'stoosoonforyouguysChandler:(pause)Yeah,you'rerightaboutthatScene:ChandlerandJoey's,RossandJoeyarestillplayingcatchRoss:…nowwhentheyfoundtheremainsoftheMesozoicMastodontheydiscoveredwhatappearedtobetheremainsofaPaleozoicAmphibianinitsjaws!Howdiditgetthere!{Y'know,sometimesIthinkthescriptwritersthroughinalinelikethattotrytotripmeupButitwon'tworkI'llalwayshavethelastlaugh!<manicallaughwav>Okay,somaybeI'malittledeluded,it'sprobablyjustmyspellcheckerBut,ImustadmitIdidgetMesozoicandPaleozoiconthefirstattemptYayme!Anyhoo…}Joey:Maybethisshouldbemoreofaquietgame{Oh,allright! Geez,Ican'thaveanyfun!}Monica:(entering)Heyguys!Joey:Hi!Monica:Joey,Ileftmywatchonthecounterlastnight(Goestothecounter)Itwasrighthere,whereisitJoey:Idon'tknowMonica:Allright,comeon,I'mI'mlateforwork!Ross:HowdoyouknowYoudon'thaveawatchMonica:Guys,couldyoupleasejuststopthrowingtheballforoneminuteandjusthelpmefindit!Joey:Oh,Idon'tknow…Yeah,can'tdoit(HethrowsitbacktoRoss,butit'sinterceptedbyMonicaandtheguysbothscreaminhorror)Monica:What!Ross:Monica,whateveryoudo,donotdropthatball!Joey:Yeah,wehaven'tdroppeditin…(LookstoRoss)Ross:hours,minutesMonica:Really!Timelapse,MonicahasjoinedinandiscallingtogetoutofworkMonica:(onphone,fakingshe'ssick)II'mnotgonnabeabletomakeitintoworktoday,Idon'tfeelverygood(JoeymakesahighthrowandMonicahastocatchitwayoverherhead)(Notsoundingsick)Yes!!(Realizeswhatshejustdid)(Soundingsickagain)Wow!Uh,forasecondthereIthoughtIwasreallybetter,butI'mnot(Hangsupandkeepsthrowingtheball)(Rachelenters)Ross:HeyRach!Rachel:HeyRoss:Checkitout!Almosthourswithoutdroppin'it!Rachel:Oh,wow!Congratulations,that'squiteawasteoftimeMonica:RachRachel:YeahMonica:Youhavescratchesalloveryou,whathappened(Rachel'sarmsarecoveredwithscratches)Rachel:Well,it'smycatMonica:(shocked)What!Rachel:Ohyeah,IgotacatMonica:Idon'twantacat!Joey:Oh,don'tworry,it'snotacatRoss:YeahRachel:Youguysthiscatisnothinglikemygrandmother'scatImean,it'snotsweet,it'snotcute,Ievendraggedthatlittlestringontheground,anditjustflippedoutandscratchedthehelloutofmeAndIswear,Iknowthissoundscrazy,buteverytimethiscathissesatmeIknowit'ssaying,"Rachel!"Ross:Doesn'tsoundascrazyaspayingathousanddollarsforacatMonica:(ToRachel)What!Youpaidathousanddollarsforacatwhenyouoweme!!Rachel:Well,IwasgonnaletyouplaywithitScene:CentralPerk,PhoebeisdrinkingcoffeeasChandlerentersChandler:Hi!Phoebe:Hmm,didyoutalktoGaryaboutthemovinginthingChandler:YesIdid,andIthinkyoushoulddoitPhoebe:What!Chandler:He'sagreatguy,y'knowAndhelovesyoualot,youareaveryluckyladyPhoebe:Youareuseless!Freakingoutaboutcommitmentistheonethingyoucando!Theonething!Andyoucan'tevendothatright!God!Chandler:I’msorry(Pause)Ifyouaskme,I'dmoveinwithhimPhoebe:Ohh!!God!(Garyentersandsheseeshim)Ooh!(ToChandler)Getoutofhere,goodfornothingGary:HeyChandlerChandler:HeyGar!Gary:(ToPhoebe)Hisweetie(Kissesher)Hi,canItalktoyouforasecondPhoebe:Yeah!Okay(Theymovetothecouch)Gary:YoulookveryprettytodayPhoebe:Thanks!Okay(Theysitdown)Gary:Here'sthethingPhoebe:YeahGary:Y'knowIreallywanttomovethisrelationshipforwardPhoebe:UhhmmGary:Becauseifyou'renotmovingforward,y'knowyou'rejustmovingbackwardsPhoebe:Nothat'snottrueIfyou'renotmovingforward,you'rejuststayingstillAndstayingstillisgoodWatchthis(Shestaysstillforabriefsecond)Gary:PhoebePhoebe:YeahGary:IwantyoutomoveinwithmePhoebe:ThatissosweetButdon'tyouthinkit'salittletoosoonImeanthere'ssomuchwedon'tknowabouteachotherGary:(disappointed)OhOhohokay,IgetitPhoebe:IjustIdon'twantustojumpintosomethingwe'renotreadyforGary:(disappointedmore)UhhuhPhoebe:Ireallydon'twanttomessupwhatwehaveI'mjustI'mworriedit'sgonnabeabigmistakeGary:(onthevergeoftears)YeahPhoebe:Whichiswhymyanswerisyes!Gary:(suddenlyhappy)Really!Phoebe:Uhhuh!(Theyhug)I'mso…happy(She'snothappy)CommercialBreakScene:ChandlerandJoey's,Joey,Ross,andMonicaarestillplayingcatch,withChandlerlookingonJoeythrowstheballtoMonicawhocatchesitandwhipsitatRossRoss:(catchingtheball)Monica!Stopthrowingitsohard!We'reonthesameteam!Chandler:FourhoursYouguyshavebeendoingthisforfourhoursJoey:That'srightbabyChandler:Allright,letmein(Hejumpsoffofthecountertojoininthegame)Monica:(jumpinginfrontofhim)Nono!Don'tdoit!Don't!Chandler:WhatMonica:He'sadropper!Joey:Ohyeah,that'sright!Chandler:I'mnotadropper!Ross:It'sreallyauhuhthreepersongame,y'knowChandler:It'sthrowingandcatching!Ross:Allright(HegentlytossestheballtoChandlerwhocatchesit)Chandler:Oh!Oh!That'ssohard(Startstojuggletheball,butlosescontrolandalmostdropsitandhandsittoMonica)(Rachelenterswiththe"cat"andthechickandtheduckstarttogetriledup)Joey:Whoawhoayouguys,it'snotacat!Monica:OhmyOhgoodGod!Rachel:(she'swearinganovenmitttoprotectherhand)Igiveupyouguys,Idon'tknowwhatI'mgoingtodowiththisthing!Ross:Bakingitdidn'thelp,huhMonica:So,whydon'tyoujusttakeitbacktowhereyougotitRachel:Itried!Theywon'ttakeherbackChandler:Maybethat'sbecauseshe'saminionoftheantiChristMonica:Rach,whywon'ttheytakeitbackRachel:Well,theysaidwouldbuttheywouldonlygivemestorecreditImean,whatamIgoingtodo,getathousandregularcatsMonica:Look,ifyouwantyoucankeepitatourplaceuntilyoufindoutwhattodowithitRachel:NoMonthat'snotthepointI'moutathousanddollars,I'mallscratchedup,andI'mstuckwiththisstupidcatthatlookslikeahand!(Stormsout)(Monicasneezes)Monica:OhmyGod,thecat'smademyeyeswater!Don'tdon'tthrowittome!Myvision'sbeencompromised!!(Quicklygrabsatissuetowipehereyes)OhGod!OkayOkayIt'sokayMan,thatwascloseChandler:Yeah,youalmostoverreactedtosomethingPhoebeandGary:(entering)Hey!All:Hey!Gary:Wehavegreatnews!Phoebe:We'removingintogether!Isn'titgreat!Yay!All:Congratulations!Congrats!Phoebe:Iknow,I'msoexcited!Gary:SoamI!Phoebe:Well,you'renotmoreexcitedthanIam!Noway!I'mthemostexcited!Gary:Okay,I'llseeyouatthestationlaterPhoebe:Okay,yeah,I'llseeyoulater!Don'tforgetaboutthemovingin!Gary:Allright(Phoebeclosesthedoorbehindhim)Monica:Soyou'removinginwithhimWhathappenedPhoebe:Icouldn'ttellhimnoHegotsosadMaybeit'llbeallrightIdoreallylikehimalotandprobablydoiteventuallyanywayandplus,thinkofallthemoneyI'llsaveonstampsMonica:Why,doyouwritehimalotPhoebe:No,Ijustheardwhenpeoplelivetogether,theysplitthecostofstampsDon'ttheyAll:Yeah!That'srightYeahyeah!Yeah!(Rachelenterswiththecat,wearingtheovenmitt,andstartlesPhoebe)Phoebe:Oh,I'msorry,theovenmittsreallyfreakedmeoutScene:Gary'sprecinct,PhoebeisenteringGary:Hey,honey!Okay,sodidyoufindanyapartmentsAnythinginBrooklynHeightsPhoebe:No,nothingGary:OhreallyPhoebe:YeahGary:NothingatallPhoebe:No,assoonassomethingopensupwe'llmoverightinUnlessitdoesn'thaveapool,Ineedapool(Turnsawayfromhim)Gary:Phoebe,canItalktoyouforasecondPhoebe:Uhhuh!(HetakesherintooneofthosetypicalinterrogationroomsyouseeonTVandinthemoviesWhichisreallyappropriatehere,sincethisisaTVshowWhataretheoddsofthat)Gary:TakeaseatYouokayYoufeelingallright(Closesthedoorandtakesoffhiscoat)Phoebe:(sitsdown)Yeah,Ifeelgreat'Causewe'removingintogetherGary:Soyouuh,youcheckedthepaperforlistingsinBrooklynHeights,rightYouyoucheckedthePostPhoebe:Yeah,uhhuh,therewasnothing(Pause)CanIgetsomewaterGary:InaminuteYouyoucheckedtoday'sPostPhoebe:Umm,yeah!Today'sGary:'Causeuh,thisistoday'sPost(producesonefromtheotherchair)anduh,thesearethelistingsIfound(Points)BrooklynHeights,twobedroom(Points)BrooklynHeights,onebedroom(Points)BrooklynHeights,(points)BrooklynHeights,(points)BrooklynHeights!Phoebe:(looksatthepaper)Aretheseforrent!Ithoughtpeoplewerejustbragging!Gary:LetmetellyouwhatIthinkmightbegoingon(Phoebelooksdowninshame)Nonono,don'tlookatthetableLookatme(Pointstohiseyesandshedoesso)Okay,IthinksomebodyaskedsomeonetomoveinwiththemAndIthinksomeonesaid,"Yes"butnowshe'shavingdoubtsbecausethingsaremovingtofastforsomeoneDoesthatsoundatallpossibletoyouPhoebe:YesYes!Fine!Iamsomeone!YouwantmetosayitIhavedoubts!(Pause)I'msorry!(Putsherheaddown)Gary:Phoebe…Phoebe:YeahGary:Phoebe,it'sokaythatyoufeelthiswayImeanitissoonAndthere'salotofthingswedon'tknowabouteachother,andIjustfigurethateverythingIreallylikeAndthethingsIdon'tknow,IgettolearnaboutatsomeplacewithbothournamesonthemailboxPhoebe:That'ssosweetGary:Sweethart,butnoneofthatmattersifit'stoosoonforyouIt'sfine!Wedon'thavetomoveintogetherIjustIwantyoutobehappyPhoebe:LivingwithyouwouldmakemehappyGary:Phoebe,youdon'thavetosaythatPhoebe:No,Ireallywannalivewithyou!Iwannamoveinwithyou!Gary:AreyousurePhoebe:YesDefinitely!Yes!Let'sliveinanapartmentthatwebothlivein!(Hugshim)Gary:Ohthat'sgreat!Phoebe:Ohwait,onesecOnesec(Goestothemirror)Heyyou!Behindtheglass!Whoareyoulookingat!I'vealwayswantedtosaythatwhenIwasinoneoftheserooms,(seesthelookonhisface)whichwasnever!Scene:ThestreetoutsideCentralPerk,RachelistryingtosellthecatRachel:Showcat!Qualityshowcat!Showcat!(Awomanapproaches)WomanNo:(looksintothebox)OhmyGod!What'swrongwithyourbaby!Rachel:It'snotababy!It'sacat!WomanNo:Eew!It'screepylooking!Rachel:Ohno!No!It'sactuallyit'sverysweetIt'sverysweetLook!(Goestopetitandithissesather)Yeah,doyouwantitWomanNo:(laughs)No,IhatecatsRachel:Well,sothenwhatareyoudoingtomeOkayJustgetoutofhere!AllrightMoveon!(Anotherwomanapproaches)WomanNo:Wow!Whatanunusualcat!Rachel:Yes!Thankyou!Exactly!YouwantitWomanNo:MaybeIwasthinkingaboutgettingacat,Iwasjustgoingtogototheshelter(Goodforher)but…Okay,whynotRachel:Oh,terrific!That'llbe$,WomanNo:What!Rachel:Okay,athousandWomanNo:IthoughtyouwantedtoadoptyourcatRachel:Well,Ido,butyou'rejustgonnahavetoactuallylookatthisasmoreofaninvestmentthanacatWomanNo:Okay,yeah,Ijustwantedacat(Startstoleave)Rachel:(makessomeunintelligiblesoundtostopherfromleaving)Obviouslyyouknowhowtohaggle,soI'mnotgonnatryandtakeyouonOkaySo$andIdon'tcallthecopsbecauseyou'rerobbingmeblind!Blind!(Covershereyes)Justtakecat,leavethemoney,andrunaway!Runaway!(Uncovershereyesandseesthatthewomanhasfled)Damnit!(Tothecat)Cat,can'tyouatleastsmileorsomething!(Thecathissesatheragain,itsoundslikeRachel)Okay,didanybodyjusthearthatAnybodyScene:ChandlerandJoey's,Joey,Ross,Monica,andnowChandlerarestillplayingcatchTheguysareexhaustedandsittingaroundtheroomMonicaisstillstandingallpumpedupandbeinghypercompetitiveyetagain{Okay!Wegetit!She'scompetitive!!Mustweseeallthetime!}Ross:I'mstarving!Monica:Comeonguys!Suckitup!We'reclosinginontenhours!It'sgutchecktime!Joey:Idon'tknowwhomadeyouthebossAllrightWe(Rossandhim)inventedthisgame!Monica:Please!ImadethisgamewhatitisChandler:NotfunanymoreRoss:I'mstillhungry!Monica:Allright,there'ssomepizzaatmyplace,wecanalleatwithonehandrightAreyouwithmeRoss:Iam!Monica:Allright!Let'sgo!(Runstothedoor)Let'sgoTeamMonica!(Theguysallstopandstareather)Allright,wecanworkoutthenamelaterCuttoherapartmentwhereRachelissittingatthetableMonica:Rachel!Whatisyourcatdoinginoneofmybowls!Rachel:It'snot!I'mdefrostingachicken(Pause)Oh,IuhsoldMrsWhiskersonRoss:Oh,thankGod!Joey:DidyougetyourmoneybackRachel:Yeah,hundreddollarsMonica:Wow!Youmadeaprofit!Gunther:(enteringwiththecat)IjustcamefortheredvelvetpillowRachel:Ohyeah,thereyougo(Handsoverthepillow)Gunther:ThanksRachelAndanddon'tforgetyouyoucancomevisitheranytimeyouwantRachel:Ohgood,great!I'llI'llkeepthatinmind(Turnsandwalksaway)Gunther:(ToRoss)Hey!SowhatisthisSomekindofsnakeorsomethingScene:GaryandPhoebe'sapartment,it'smorningandthey'rebothwakingupinbedGary:IreallylikewakingupwithyouPhoebe:Ilikewakingupwithyoutoo(Looksoutthewindow)Oh!It'ssuchabeautifulmorning(Somebirdsaresingingoutsidethewindow)Oh,IcanstayherealldayGary:Thatwouldbegreat!Phoebe:Wecouldhavebreakfastinbed…Gary:Wait,justasecondPhoebe:Okay(Hegrabshisgunandshootsthebird)Oh!OhnoScene:MonicaandRachel's,HypercompetitiveMonica,Rachel,Chandler,Joey,andRossarestillplayingcatchMonicaisfinallytiringwhiletherestofthemaretotallyexhaustedandvirtuallyasleepMonica:Allright!ComeonMonica!Lookalive!Comeon,lookalive!Phoebe:(entering)Ohgood,you'reallupRachel:Phoebe!It'so'clockinthemorning!Whyaren'tyouatGary'sPhoebe:Ohyeah,that'soverAll:What!Chandler:Comeon!Gary'ssuchagreatguy!Whatevertheproblemis,youcanworkitout!Phoebe:Heshotabird!Chandler:Ohthatisover!All:That'sterrible!I'msorry!Rachel:Phoebe,areyouokayPhoebe:YeahYeah,I'llbealrightJoey:Ohhey,herePheebs(Hethrowshertheball)Phoebe:(catchesit)Nah,Idon'tfeellikeplaying(Shesetstheballdownonthetableandeveryonegasps)Monica:It'sokayIt'sokayJustpretendthatitdidn'thappen!OkayNooneneedstoknow!Imean,Phoebe'snotanofficialballplayer!Imean,onlyofficialballplayerscandroptheball!All:AllrightOkayI'mstarving!(Theyallgetup,thusofficiallyendingthegame)Rachel:Phoebe,honey,wannagetsomebreakfastPhoebe:Yeah!Monica:Okay!Okay,let'srace!Firstonetherewins!Haha!(Runsoutthedoorandeveryonewatchesherleave)(Pause)Chandler:YouguyswannaeathereAll:Yeah!Aslongaswe'rehere!EndingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereJoey:Manthatwasgreat!HuhCanyoubelievehowlongwethrewthatballaroundRachel:Yeah,itisamazingitlastedthatlongRoss:IknowMyarmiskillingmeRachel:No,Imeantwiththedropperoverhere(PointsatChandler)Chandler:Y'know,howdidIgetthisreputationasadropperOkayI'manythingbutadropper(Weseevariousscenesofhimdroppingafootball,amugofcoffee,thephone,anapple,aFrisbee,arecord,andthefinalscenehasaballbouncingoffofhischestI'mnotgoingtodescribethem,you'llhavetoseethem)End掷球游戏再要点咖啡吗?小玩偶?够了谢谢我能不能玩玩这个小玩偶?不甜甜嘴那次的教训还不够吗~~我去倒点茶好的你说呢?小南瓜不看来你们两人相处很好嘛我知道其实我想叫菲比和我同居哦天啊你怎么想?我想会不错的什么时候去问她?今晚但保密好吗?我发誓我保证噢我很兴奋呢!不要给她送花知道了吗?因为她会在花死掉时哭着给它们办葬礼放工后见亲爱的好的再见!我们去看什么电影好啊?Gary想让你和他同居!!什么!真的吗!他刚才在吧台那边告诉我的他叫我保密但我忍不住!难以置信!因为那太快了!太快了!放松点!在说菲比!不是你!噢!很好啊菲比上啊不太快了不是吗?噢!不我很喜欢他但我还没有准备那你想怎么办?不知道我知道了我会叫你去跟他说我?!为什么是我?因为你太害怕承诺了!你跟他说让他象你一样害怕!让他变成真正的男人!我试试看但我不保证因为我现在不象以前那么害怕承诺了你真好!我还是怕的我会给你办好的放心吧嘿罗斯斯达顿岛是真的是岛吗?哦呵不然为什么人人都叫它斯达顿岛哦我还以为它象长岛(地方名)一样长岛也是岛嘿几点了?:噢!我们投球不落地几乎一小时了?真的吗!是啊我半小时前就意识到这点但我不想说出来因为我不想倒楣噢!我们天生干这行的!嘿!我们完全忘记了午饭!平生头一回忘记吃饭你看我裤子都变松了!嘿你们嘿!莫尼卡在吗不我刚买了点东西不知道她喜欢不喜欢我知道这有点傻但这是我自小就很想要的你买了ShawnCassidy!想得美!Okay,准备好了吗是!好的!看!那是什么!那是什么鬼东西啊!!这是猫啊!那不是猫!是!为什么它的皮是翻过来的!不好意思!但它真的是一只良种史芬克斯猫!多少钱有点奢侈,但我很会讲价是吗?多少?块(美金啊!!!)就一只猫!!!!那不是猫来的!好啦听着球童!我祖母在我小时侯养过一只它最可爱了!它会坐在我旁边整天姑噜姑噜叫当我拖着鞋带走它会追着鞋跑!野猫也会这么做这都不是猫!你们啊我就是喜欢它!Okay我不管你们怎么想!我现在就去给Whiskerson女士搞个小盒子不然怎么叫他啊毛绒绒!嘿要吃点东西吗?你想知道我们能这样投下去到什么时候吗?恩投球吧是吗嘿罗斯连续两小时投球算是厉害吗?!恩是啊!就这么办!Okay!啊哦!干吗我要小便但瑞秋在洗手间里!伙计我以为我们非得停下呢!是啊!不要换手okay女士们!在干吗嘿钱德你来有事?Gary,我要举报是吗你和我不多见面就是犯罪有什么事我听说你想要和菲比同居我想我们要好好聊聊男人和男我之间的对话当然可以啊恩你傻了吗?还是疯了?如果你要和她住你俩就会住在一起!是我考虑过我只知道我会很快乐你意思是恐怖不我意思是快乐恐怖的快乐钱德你怎么啦我正试着让你了解状况!你知道你一旦和她住一起她就会一直在那里啦你回家她在你上床睡觉她在你一觉醒来喔没错她还在!我知道!我都等不及了!你父母很幸福还是怎么的?听着钱德我觉得我很幸运我找到真爱只想她多陪在我身旁你知道吗?你这样说起来好象不怎么恐怖呢那你知道我要说什么吗?是的我想你应该和她同居你应该马上和她同居可能我也和莫尼卡试试!对你来说就太快了是你说的没错当他们发现了中世代的乳齿象的残余物的时候他们在它的口中发现古生代的两栖动物的残余物!它们从哪里来的!这个应该是个安静的游戏嘿伙计!嗨!乔伊昨晚我忘了手表在你桌上了就在这哪去了我不知道快点啊我快迟到了!你怎么知道你没有手表啊伙计你们能停下一会帮我找一下手表吗?噢不知道呢(想想)是了,我不能~什么!莫尼卡什么都好不要扔下球!是啊我们已经丢了小时分钟真的!我我想今天我不能上班了我有点不舒服啊是!!喔我以为我会好一点但是还是不行嘿,瑞秋嘿。看!已经投了三个小时了!噢哇!恭喜这是在浪费时间呢瑞秋是的你浑身抓痕发生什么事啦?是我的猫干的。什么!哦是了,我养了只猫我不喜欢猫!噢,不用担心,那不是猫。是的。你要知道这只猫很象我外婆的猫。它不可爱它不有趣。甚至我在地上拖东西的时候它居然突然跳起抓我我发誓我知道这听起来很荒谬但每次它叫的时候我都听到它说瑞秋!不比花一千块买一只猫荒谬什么你还欠我却花块去买猫?!!好我会让你和它玩的。嗨!Hmm,你和Gary说过吗有关那事我去了而我认为你应该答应他。什么!他是一个不错的家伙。而且他很爱你,你非常幸运呢。你这废人!劝人害怕承诺是你唯一能做的事唯一的!而你居然都搞砸了!上帝!对不起。如果你开口,我会和他搬到一块的。噢!!上帝!噢!滚出这里,毫无价值的东西。嘿,钱德嘿Gar!嗨甜心。嗨,我能和你说些话吗是的!好。你今天看起来非常漂亮。谢谢!好的。我是想说。我们的关系应该深入发展。因为不进则退不会的不如果不进,也可能保持原样。而且保持原样很好。看着。菲比?是的我想要你和我一块住。那很甜蜜。但是你不认为这有点儿快吗我们还不了解对方噢噢噢好啦!我知道了。我只是想准备充分然后再更进一步。哦呵我真不想弄糟我们现有的关系。我担心会犯错所以我想说好的真的!哦呵!我太高兴了。莫尼卡!不要丢的这么重。我们是在同一队上的!四个小时你们这样丢球达四小时之久没错宝贝。好的我加入。不不!不要!不!什么他是个漏球者!哦是啊没错!我不是漏球者!它只是一种三人游戏知道吗?这只是投接球!好啦噢!哦!太难了。你看它不是猫来的!上帝!我放弃了,我玩不来!把它烤熟它也不会变乖对吧?为什么不把它还回店子里?我试过了!他们不肯把她收回也许因为这个小奴才不信基督教?瑞秋他们怎么会不收回啊?好吧他们说会但是他们只还给我商店代用券那我能怎么办?买一千只普通猫吗?要么你能把它留在我们的房间直到你发现该拿它干什么不莫这不是重点。我没了块钱而且而且还是被这只看起来像一只手一样的愚蠢猫欺骗!哦我的上帝,这猫让我流眼泪了!不要丢到我这里来啊!我看不到东西了!!哦上帝!好了。没事了。差点~是你几乎对一些东西过敏了。嘿!我们有好消息!我们要一起住!很棒吧!Yay!恭喜!恭喜!我知道,我很兴奋!我也是!你不能比我兴奋!不行!我要是最兴奋的一个!好啦!我过会在车站等你。好的过会见!不要忘记搬家的事!你要和他一起住。发生什么事了吗?我不能拒绝他他觉得很伤心。或者是对的。我真的很喜欢他又或者偶尔做那种事而且想想我能省下多少邮票钱。为什么你经常写信给他吗?不只是我听说同居可以省掉一半邮票钱不是吗?是!对啊!是啊!是!哦,对不起,你的手套真的吓到我了。嘿甜心!好布鲁克林高地那边有合适的公寓吗不,没有找到哦,真的吗一旦找到我们就马上搬进去没有游泳池就不搬,我喜欢游泳池。菲比,能和你谈谈吗好的!坐。你还好吧是的我们要搬到一块住啊。你在报纸上找过布鲁克林高地出租的公寓了是吗?你你看过报纸?是啊恩没有找到。我能喝点水吗我问完再喝你看过今天的邮报恩,看过今天的这里有今天的邮报。而这些是我找到的布鲁克林二间卧室。布鲁克林一间卧室。布鲁克林布鲁克林布鲁克林!这些都出租的吗?我还以为他们仅是说说而已!让我告诉你我怎么想吧。不不不不要看着桌子看着我!好某人要求了某人和他一起住而某人说,"好的"但是现在她举棋不定因为对某人来说事情发展的太快。那人可能是你吗?是的!我是某人!你想我这样说吗?我还是有疑虑!对不起!菲比什么菲比,你这样想没关系。是太快了。我们互相不了解而我满怀憧憬期待着前所未有的幸福家门口有一个写着我俩名字的邮箱太甜蜜了。甜心你觉得太快的话没关系的。没关系!我们可以不一块住我只想你快乐。和你住、我就快乐。菲比你没必要这样说。不我真的想和你同住!我要和你一块住!真的吗?绝对是!是的!我们同居吧!噢太好了!等等玻璃后面的人!你在看谁啊!我经常想在审讯室这样做从未试过呢!爱猫甩卖!品质一流!噢天啊!你的婴儿怎么啦!?它不是婴儿!它是一只猫!恶心!它是爬着走的!噢不!它很乖很听话看!你要吗?不我讨厌猫。那你还在这里干吗?走啊!好啦!继续走路吧!哇噢!是只不寻常的猫呢!是啊!谢谢!你要买它吗?可能吧。我正想要一只猫。我现在正要去宠物店。但Okay,何不在这里买呢噢一口价要块。什么!好啦块。你还是留着自己养吧!好没关系但是你投资后得到的不仅仅只是一只猫。好的我只是想要一只猫而已。好啦显然你很会讲价那我就不和你转弯抹角了。$成交我也不叫警察了这么便宜卖给你简直像被你洗劫!带走猫留下钱。然后跑!跑啊!可恶!猫啊你就不能稍微笑一下吗!有人听到吗?我饿得要死了!来吧!加油!我们已经坚持十个小时了!现在是关键!你什么时候当上队长了?我们发明这个游戏的!拜托!我让这个游戏富有意义。让它变得不再有趣?我还是很饿啊!好,在我那边有一些披萨,我们能用一只手吃对吧要跟我来吗?我去!好的走吧!!走吧莫尼卡队!好啦我们一会再想队名吧瑞秋!你的猫在我的碗里干什么?那不是猫!我在给鸡肉解冻噢我呃卖掉了Whiskerson女士噢感谢上帝!你收回多少钱?块。哇你赚到啦!我来拿红色天鹅绒枕头。哦是啊给你。谢谢瑞秋。别忘了你可以随时来看它。很好我会记得的。嘿!这是什么?一种蛇吗?我真的很喜欢一醒来看到你。我也是。噢!多么好的早晨啊。我可以留在这里一整天。那很好啊!我们可以在床上吃早餐等等,噢!噢不好啦!来吧莫尼卡!打起精神来!打起精神来!太好了你们都起床了。菲比!现在是早上点!你不是在Gary那里吗噢是了我们完了什么!别这样!Gary是个好人!无论什么问题都可以解决的!他打死一只鸟啊!噢那就完了!太可怕了!我很替你难过!菲比你还好吧?没事没事我没事的。菲比接球我不想玩不算我们假装它不曾发生!好没有人知道!菲比她不一个正式的球手!我觉得,只有正式的球手能放下球!好啦!好啦!我饿得要死!菲比甜心能给我拿一些早餐吗当然!好!好!我们比赛吧!谁先到谁赢!哈哈!你们要在这里吃早餐吗?好啊!不用走了我们很棒吧!哈?你能相信我们扔了多久的球吗?是的想不到我们能坚持这么久。我知道。我的手痛的要命。不我意思是和那个漏接王一组还可以坚持那么久~~为什么我会得到漏接王的名号?我才不是漏接王呢罗斯
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