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103 The One With the Thumb

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简介:本文档为《103 The One With the Thumbdoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWiththeThumbScene:CentralPerk,everyonebutPhoebeistherePhoebe:(entering)Higuys!All:Hey,Pheebs!Hi!Ross:HeyOh,oh,how'ditgoPhoebe:Um,notsogoodHewalkedmetothesubwayandsaid'Weshoulddothisagain!'All:OhhOuchRachel:WhatHesaid'weshoulddoitagain',that'sgood,rightMonica:Uh,noLooselytranslated'Weshoulddothisagain'means'Youwillneverseemenaked'Rachel:SincewhenJoey:SincealwaysIt'slikedatinglanguageY'know,like'It'snotyou'means'Itisyou'Chandler:Or'You'resuchaniceguy'means'I'mgonnabedatingleatherwearingalcoholicsandcomplainingaboutthemtoyou'Phoebe:Or,or,y'know,um,'Ithinkweshouldseeotherpeople'means'Ha,ha,Ialreadyam'Rachel:AndeverybodyknowsthisJoey:YeahCushionstheblowChandler:Yeah,it'slikewhenyou'reakid,andyourparentsputyourdogtosleep,andtheytellyouitwentofftoliveonsomefarmRoss:That'sfunny,that,no,because,uh,ourparentsactuallydid,uh,sendourdogofftoliveonafarmMonica:Uh,RossRoss:WhatWhhelloTheMillners'farminConnecticutTheMillners,theyhadthisunbelievablefarm,theyhadhorses,and,andrabbitsthathecouldchaseanditwasitwOhmyGod,ChiChi!OpeningCreditsScene:ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerishelpingJoeyrehearseforapartChandler:"Sohowdoesitfeelknowingyou'reabouttodie"Joey:"Warden,infiveminutesmypainwillbeoverButyou'llhavetolivewiththeknowledgethatyousentanhonestmantodie"Chandler:Hey,thatwasreallygood!Joey:Thanks!Let'skeepgoingChandler:Okay"SoWhaddyawantfromme,Damone,huh"Joey:"Ijustwannagobacktomycell'Causeinmycell,Icansmoke"Chandler:"Smokeaway"(Joeytakesoutapackofcigarettesandalighter Hefumblesanddropsthelighter Thenhelightsacigarett,takesadrag,andcoughs)Chandler:IthinkthisisprobablywhyDamonesmokesinhiscellaloneJoey:WhatChandler:Relaxyourhand!(Joeyletshiswristgolimp)Chandler:Notsomuch!Joey:Whoah!Chandler:Hey!Joey:Hey!Chandler:Alright,nowtrytakingapuff(Joeytriesandvisiblywinces)Chandler:AlrightokayNoGiveittomeJoey:Nonono,IamnotgivingyouacigaretteChandler:It'sfine,it'sfineLook,doyouwannagetthispart,ornotHere(Joeyreluctantlygiveshimthecigarette)Chandler:Don'tthinkofitasacigaretteThinkofitasthethingthat'sbeenmissingfromyourhandWhenyou'reholdingit,youfeelrightYoufeelcompleteJoey:Y'missitChandler:Nah,notsomuchAlright,nowwesmoke(Takesapuff)OhmyGod(Hecontinuestosmoke)Scene,CentralPerk,everyoneexceptPhoebeandRachelisthereMonica:No,no,noTheysayit'sthesameasthedistancefromthetipofaguy'sthumbtothetipofhisindexfinger(Theguysstretchouttheirfingers)Joey:That'sridiculous!Ross:CanIuseeitherthumbRachel:(carryingatrayofdrinks)Alright,don'ttellme,don'ttellme!(Startshandingthemout)DecafcappucinoforJoeyCoffeeblackLateAndanicedteaI'mgettingprettygoodatthis!All:YeahYeah,excellentRachel:(leavingtoserveothers)Goodforme!(ThegangswapsallthedrinksforwhattheyorderedasPhoebeenters Shesitsdownwithoutsayinghi)Joey:Y'okay,PhoebePhoebe:YeahnoI'mjustit's,Ihaven'tworkedIt'smybankMonica:WhatdidtheydotoyouPhoebe:It'snothing,it'sjustOkayI'mgoingthroughmymail,andIopenuptheirmonthly,youknow,STATEMENTRoss:EasyPhoebe:andthere'sfivehundredextradollarsinmyaccountChandler:Oh,Satan'sminionsatworkagainPhoebe:Yes,'causenowIhavetogodownthere,anddealwiththemJoey:WhatareyoutalkingaboutKeepit!Phoebe:It'snotmine,Ididn'tearnit,ifIkeptit,itwouldbelikestealingRachel:Yeah,butifyouspentit,itwouldbelikeshopping!Phoebe:OkayOkay,let'ssayIboughtareallygreatpairofshoesDoyouknowwhatI'dhear,witheverystepItook'NotmineNotmineNotmine'AndevenifIwashappy,okay,and,andskipping'Notnotmine,notnotmine,notnotmine,notnotmine'Monica:We'rewithyouWegotit(Chandlerleansoverthebackofthecouchoutofsight)Phoebe:OkayI'djustI'dneverbeabletoenjoyitItwouldbelikethisgiantkarmicdebtRachel:Chandler,whatareyoudoingMonica:(pulinghimup)HeyWhaddyadoing(Chandlertriestoshrugnonchalantlybuteventuallyhehastoexhaleamouthfulofsmoke)All:Oh!Oh,God!Ross:Whatisthis!Chandler:I'msmokingI'msmoking,I'msmokingPhoebe:Oh,Ican'tbelieveyou!You'vebeensogood,forthreeyears!Chandler:Andthisismyreward!Ross:Holdonasecond,alrightJustthinkaboutwhatyouwentthroughthelasttimeyouquitChandler:Okay,sothistimeIwon'tquit!All:Ohhh!Putitout!Chandler:Allright!I'mputtingitout,I'mputtingitout(HedropsitinPhoebe'scoffee)Phoebe:Oh,no!IIcan'tdrinkthisnow!Monica:AlrightI'mgonnagochange,I'vegotadateRachel:ThisAlanagainHow'sitgoin'Monica:'S'goingprettygood,y'knowIt'snice,and,we'rehavingfunJoey:SowhendowegettomeettheguyMonica:Let'ssee,today'sMondayNeverAll:Oh,comeon!Comeon!Monica:NoNotafterwhathappenedwithSteveChandler:WhatareyoutalkingaboutWeloveSchhteve!Schhtevewasschhexy!SorryMonica:Look,Idon'tevenknowhowIfeelabouthimyetJustgivemeachancetofigurethatoutRachel:Well,thencanwemeethimMonica:NopeSchhorryScene:Iridium,MonicaandPaulaareatworkMonica:Imean,whyshouldIletthemmeethimImean,Ibringaguyhome,andwithinfiveminutesthey'realloverhimImean,they'relikecoyotes,pickingofftheweakmembersoftheherdPaula:ListenAssomeonewho'sseenmorethanherfairshareofbadbeef,I'lltellyou:thatisnotsuchaterriblethingImean,they'reyourfriends,they'rejustlookingoutafteryouMonica:IknowIjustwishthatonce,I'dbringaguyhomethattheyactuallylikedPaula:Well,youdorealisetheoddsofthathappeningarealittleslimmeriftheynevergettomeettheguyScene:MonicaandRachel's,Chandlerissmokingoutonthebalcony,PhoebeisabsentJoey:Letitgo,RossRoss:Yeah,well,youdidn'tknowChiChiMonica:DoyouallpromiseAll:Yeah!Wepromise!We'llbegood!Monica:(shoutstoChandler)ChandlerDoyoupromisetobegood(Chandlermakesa'Crossmyheart'sign Itstartstorainandhetapsonthewindow)Joey:Youcancomein,butyourfiltertippedlittlebuddyhastostayoutside!(Chandlersulkiltypicksupagarbagecanlidandusesitasanumbrella)(Phoebeenters,walkstothecouch,sitsdown,andbeginstoreadaletterwithoutsayinghi)Ross:Hey,PheebsPhoebe:'DearMsBuffayThankyouforcallingattentiontoourerrorWehavecreditedyouraccountwithfivehundreddollarsWe'resorryfortheinconvenience,andhopeyou'llacceptthis(Searchesinherpurse)footballphoneasourfreegift'Doyoubelievethis!NowIhaveathousanddollars,andafootballphone!Rachel:Whatbankisthis(Theintercombuzzes)Monica:HeyIt'shim(Ontheintercom)WhoisitAlan:(ontheintercom)It'sAlanJoey:(shoutingtoChandler)Chandler!He'shere!(Chandlercomesin,drippingwet)Monica:(toall)Okay,pleasebegood,pleaseJustrememberhowmuchyoualllikeme(SheopensthedoorandAlanenters)Monica:HiAlan,thisiseverybodyEverybody,thisisAlanAlan:HiAll:Hi,AlanAlan:I'veheardschhomuchaboutallyouguyschh!(Everyonelaughs)Timelapse,AlanisleavingMonica:(toAlan)ThanksI'llcallyoutomorrow(Alanexits,toall)OkayOkay,let'slettheAlanbashingbeginWho'sgonnatakethefirstshot,hmm(Silence)Monica:C'mon!Ross:I'llgoLet'sstartwiththewayhekeptpickingatno,I'msorry,Ican'tdothis,can'tdothisWelovedhimAll:Lovedhim!Yeah!He'sgreat!Monica:Waitaminute!We'retalkingaboutsomeonethatI'mgoingoutwithAll:Yeah!Rachel:Anddidyounotice(Shespreadsherthumbandindexfinger)TheGuys:(reluctantly)YeahJoey:KnowwhatwasgreatThewayhissmilewaskindacrookedPhoebe:Yes,yes!Likethemanintheshoe!Ross:WhatshoePhoebe:Fromthenurseryrhyme'Therewasacrookedman,Whohadacrookedsmile,Wholivedinashoe,Forawhile'(Dubiouspause)Ross:SoIthinkAlanwillbecometheyardstickagainstwhichallfutureboyfriendswillbemeasuredRachel:WhatfutureboyfriendsNono,IthIthinkthiscouldbe,y'know,itMonica:Really!Chandler:Oh,yeahI'dmarryhimjustforhisDavidHasselhofimpressionaloneYouknowI'mgonnabedoingthatatparties,right(Doestheimpression)Ross:YouknowwhatIlikemostabouthim,thoughAll:WhatRoss:ThewayhemakesmefeelaboutmyselfAll:YeahCommercialBreakScene:CentralPerk,MonicaisaloneasRoss,Rachel,Chandler,andJoeyenterdejectedlyinsoftballgearMonica:HihowwasthegameRoss:WellAll:WEWON!!Thankyou!Yes!Monica:Fantastic!Ihaveonequestion:HowisthatpossibleJoey:AlanRoss:HewasunbelievableHewaslikethatthatthatBugsBunnycartoonwhereBugsisplayingallthepositions,right,butinsteadofBugsitwasfirstbaseAlan,secondbaseAlan,thirdbaseRachel:Imean,ititwaslike,itwaslikehemadeusintoateamChandler:Yep,wesureshowedthoseHassidicjewellersathingortwoaboutsoftballMonica:CanIaskyouguysaquestionD'youeverthinkthatAlanismaybesometimesRoss:WhatMonica:Idunno,alittletooAlanRachel:Well,noThat'simpossibleYoucanneverbetooAlanRoss:Yeah,it'shis,uh,innateAlannessthatthatthatweadoreChandler:IpersonallycouldhaveagallonofAlanScene:Astreet,Phoebewalksuptoahomelessperson(Lizzie)sheknowsPhoebe:Hey,LizzieLizzie:Hey,WeirdGirlPhoebe:IbroughtyoualphabetsoupLizzie:DidyoupickoutthevowelsPhoebe:YesButIleftintheYs'Cause,y'know,"sometimesy"Uh,Ialsohavesomethingelseforyou(Shesearchesinherpurse)Lizzie:SaltinesPhoebe:No,butwouldyoulikeathousanddollarsandafootballphoneLizzie:What(SheopenstheenvelopePhoebehasgivenher)OhmyGod,there'sreallymoneyinherePhoebe:IknowLizzie:WeirdGirl,whatareyoudoingPhoebe:No,IwantyoutohaveitIdon'twantitLizzie:No,no,IhaIhavetogiveyousomethingPhoebe:Oh,that'sfine,noLizzie:WouldyoulikemytinfoilhatPhoebe:No'CauseyouneedthatNo,it'sokay,thanksLizzie:Please,letmedosomethingPhoebe:Okay,alright,youbuymeasoda,andthenwe'reevenOkayLizzie:OkayPhoebe:OkayScene:Chandler'soffice,Chandlerlooksaround,openshisdeskdrawer,takesapuffofacigarette,spraysaroundsomeairfreshener,andtakessomebreathspray Hetypesforalittlewhile,opensthedraweragain,andtakesanotherdragofthecigarette Whilenotpayingattention,hespraysthebreathsprayaroundtheroom,takesasquirtofairfreshenerandgagsScene:AStreet,PhoebeandLizzieareatahotdogvendorLizzie:Keepthechange(ToPhoebe)Sureyoudon'twannapretzelPhoebe:No,I'mfineLizzie:(leaves)Seeya(Phoebeopensthecanandreacts)Phoebe:Huh!Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeistellingeveryoneaboutherdiscoveryRoss:Athumb!(Phoebenods)All:Eww!Phoebe:Iknow!Iknow,Iopeneditupandthereitwas,justfloatinginthere,likethistinylittlehitchhiker!Chandler:Well,maybeit'sacontest,y'knowLike,collectallfivePhoebe:Does,um,anyonewannaseeAll:Nooo!(Chandlerlightsacigarette)All:Oh,hey,don'tdothat!Cutitout!Rachel:It'sworsethanthethumb!Chandler:Hey,thisissounfair!Monica:Oh,whyisitunfairChandler:SoIhaveaflaw!Bigdeal!LikeJoey'sconstantknucklecrackingisn'tannoyingAndRoss,withhisoverpronouncingeverysinglewordAndMonica,withthatsnortwhenshelaughsImean,whatthehellisthatthingIacceptallthoseflaws,whycan'tyouacceptmeforthis(Anawkwardsilenceensues)Joey:DoestheknucklecrackingbothereverybodyRachel:Well,IIcouldlivewithoutitJoey:Well,isit,like,alittleannoying,orisitlikewhenPhoebechewsherhair(Phoebespitsoutherhair)Ross:Oh,now,don'tlistentohim,Pheebs,Ithinkit'sendearingJoey:Oh,(ImitatingRoss)"youdo,doyou"(Monicalaughsandsnorts)Ross:Youknow,there'snothingwrongwithspeakingcorrectlyRachel:"Indeedthereisn't"IshouldreallygetbacktoworkPhoebe:Yeah,'causeotherwisesomeonemightgetwhattheyactuallyorderedRachel:OhhhohooohhhThehaircomesout,andtheglovescomeon(TheydegenerateintobickeringandChandlerhappilystartstosmoke,undisturbed)Scene:Iridium,MonicaandPaulaareworkingMonica:DidyouevergooutwithaguyyourfriendsallreallylikePaula:NoMonica:OkayWell,I'mgoingoutwithaguymyfriendsallreallylikePaula:WaitwaitwetalkingaboutthecoyoteshereAllright,acowgotthrough!Monica:CanyoubelieveitY'knowwhatIjustdon'tfeelthethingImean,theyfeelthething,Idon'tfeelthethingPaula:HoneyyoushouldalwaysfeelthethingListen,ifthat'showyoufeelabouttheguy,Monica,dumphim!Monica:Iknowit'sgonnabereallyhardPaula:Well,he'sabigboy,he'llgetoveritMonica:No,he'llbefineIt'stheotherfiveI'mworriedaboutScene:CentalPerk,JoeyandRossarepersecutingChandlerabouthissmokingJoey:DoyouhaveanyrespectforyourbodyRoss:Don'tyourealisewhatyou'reyou'redoingtoyourselfChandler:Hey,y'know,IhavehaditwithyouguysandyourcancerandyouremphysemaandyourheartdiseaseThebottomlineis,smokingiscool,andyouknowitRachel:(holdingthephoneouttoChandler)ChandlerIt'sAlan,hewantstospeaktoyouChandler:ReallyHedoes(takingthephone)Hey,buddy,what'sup!Oh,shetoldyouaboutthat,huhWell,yeah,IhaveonenowandthenWell,yeah,nowWell,it'snotthatbigwell,that'strue,Gee,y'know,noonenoone'severputitlikethatbeforeWell,okay,thanks!(Hehandsthephonebackandstubsouthiscigarette)Rachel:(toRoss,whohaswanderedup)God,he'sgoodRoss:IfonlyhewereawomanRachel:Yeah(Theygiveeachotheradubiouslook)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyondexceptMonicaandJoeyiswatchingLambchopChandler:Ooh,LambchopHowoldisthatsockIfIhadasockonmyhandforthirtyyearsit'dbetalkingtooRoss:OkayIthinkit'stimetochangesomebody'snicotinepatch(Doesso)Monica:(entering)HeyWhere'sJoeyChandler:Joeyatemylaststickofgum,soIkilledhimDoyouthinkthatwaswrongRachel:Ithinkhe'sacrossthehallMonica:Thanks(Goestofetchhim)Ross:(finishingchangingChandler'snicotinepatch)Therey'goChandler:(deadpan)Ooh,I'malivewithpleasurenowRoss:HeyPheebs,yougonnahavetherestofthatPopTartPheebsPhoebe:DoesanyonewanttherestofthisPopTartRoss:Hey,Imight!Phoebe:SorryY'know,thosestupidsodapeoplegavemeseventhousanddollarsforthethumbAll:You'rekiddingOhmyGodPhoebe:Andonmywayoverhere,IsteppedingumWhatisupwiththeuniverse!Joey:(draggedinbyMonica,hehasjustgottenoutoftheshower)What'sgoingonMonica:NothingIjustthinkit'snicewhenwe'reallheretogetherJoey:EvennicerwheneveryonegetstoweartheirunderwearRachel:Uh,JoeyJoey:Oh,God!(Hurriedlycloseshislegs)Monica:(turnsofftheTV)OkayAll:Oh!ThatwasLambchop!Monica:Please,guys,wehavetotalkPhoebe:Wait,wait,I'mgettingadejavuno,I'mnotMonica:Alright,wehavetotalkPhoebe:Thereitis!Monica:OkayIt'sit'saboutAlanThere'ssomethingthatyoushouldknowImean,there'sreallynoeasywaytosaythisuhI'vedecidedtobreakupwithAlan(Theyallgaspandclutcheachother)Ross:IstheresomebodyelseMonica:No,nonononoit'sjustthingschangePeoplechangeRachel:Wedidn'tchangeJoey:Sothat'sitIt'soverJustlikethatPhoebe:Youknowyouletyourguarddown,youstarttoreallycareaboutsomeone,andIjustI(startschewingherhair)Monica:Look,IIcouldgoonpretendingJoey:Okay!Monica:butthatwouldn'tbefairtome,itwouldn'tbefairtoAlanItwouldn'tbefairtoyou!Ross:WhowhowantsfairY'know,IjustwantthingsbackY'know,thewaytheywereMonica:I'msorryChandler:(sarcastic)Oh,she'ssorry!Ifeelbetter!Rachel:(tearful)Ijustcan'tbelievethis!Imean,withtheholidayscomingupIwantedhimtomeetmyfamilyMonica:I'llmeetsomoneelseThere'llbeotherAlansAll:Oh,yeah!Right!Monica:AreyouguysgonnabeokayRoss:Heyhey,we'llbefineWe'rejustgonnaneedalittletimeMonica:(dubious)IunderstandScene:ARestaurant,MonicaisbreakingthenewstoAlanAlan:WowMonica:I'm,I'mreallysorryAlan:Yeah,I'msorrytooBut,Igottatellyou,IamalittlerelievedMonica:RelievedAlan:Yeah,well,IhadagreattimewithyouIjustcan'tstandyourfriendsClosingCreditsScene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneismoppingaroundandeatingicecreamRachel:RememberwhenwewenttoCentralParkandrentedboatsThatwasfunRoss:YeahHecouldrowlikeavikingMonica:(entering)HiAll:MmmRoss:Sohow'ditgoMonica:Oh,y'knowPhoebe:DidhementionusMonica:Hesaidhe'sreallygonnamissyouguys(dubiouslook)Ross:Youhadaroughday,huhc'mere(ShesitsdownandRossstrokesherforehead)Chandler:That'sitI'mgettingcigarettesAll:Nonono!Chandler:(leaving)Idon'tcare,Idon'tcare!Game'sover!I'mweak!I'vegottasmoke!I'vegottahavethesmoke!Phoebe:(shoutingasheleaves)IfyouneversmokeagainI'llgiveyouseventhousanddollars!Chandler:(returns)Yeah,alrightEnd飞来横财嗨,各位!嘿,菲比!嗨!嘿哦,哦,你的约会怎么样不是很好,他送我到地铁然后说:"我们应该再来一次!"哦,喔怎么啦他说要再来一次那不是很好吗不他说我们应该再来一次代表你将无法再见到裸体的我什么时候这样子的一直都是这样,这是约会用语就像”问题不是出在你”代表”就是你””你真好”代表”我要和皮革族的酒徒约会然后向你抱怨"还有还有,”我们该试试别人”代表”我已和别人约会了”大家都懂对,这是善意的谎言没错就像父母使小孩的狗安乐死时他们会说它跑到别人家农场去住了真有意思不过我爸妈是真的把我们的狗送到别人农场去养了呃,罗斯米纳家在康乃迪克州的农场米纳家他们家的农场好棒有马还有可供追逐的兔子…噢,我的天,芝芝“知道自己不久人世有何感受”“华顿我的痛苦将在五分钟内消除但你得承受埋葬一个老实人的痛苦!”嘿,表演得真好!是吗谢了咱们继续吧好“你要我怎么做迪默嗯?”我只想回到我的牢房内因为这样我才可以抽烟你就在这里抽吧我想这就是迪默自己一个在牢房里抽烟的原因什么手放轻松,手腕自然点别太过火哦!嘿!嘿!好,吐口烟给我来不,我不能给你烟无所谓的你到底想不想演这个角色好别把它当成是支烟把它当成是你想念多时的东西夹着它你感到自在你感到满足你很想它没那么严重抽烟噢,爽呀!不,不是这样的他们说和拇指尖到食指尖的距离一样这太荒谬了随便哪个姆指都行别告诉我…无咖啡因卡布其诺是乔依的纯咖啡拿铁和冰茶我进步神速对,对,真好我真行菲此,你没事吧我还好只是太不值得了…我的银行他们对你怎么了我看我的信件时看见他们的每月“通知”别激动我的户头多了五百元撤旦的奴才又开始活跃了没错因为我得到银行找他们处理别傻了留着自己用吧这些钱不是我的不是我赚来的我留下来就如同偷窃如果你拿来花就如同购物好吧就比方说我买了一双很棒的鞋你们知道我每踏出一步都会听到什么吗不是我的…即使我再快乐再雀跃都会听到不是我的…我们知道你的意思了我无法享受非份之财的乐趣这就像是业报一样钱德你在干什么嘿你在干什么噢,我的天!这是什么!我在抽烟…我真不敢相信你你这三年来一直表现良好这是我的奖励等等想想你戒烟后是怎么活过来的所以这一次我不再戒了熄掉…好吧,我熄掉就是拜托我现在喝不了它了(难道待会可以!)我要去换衣服了我有个约会又是亚伦进展得如何进展的还不错我们在一起很开心我们何时能见到他对啊!今天是星期一…永远别想…哦,来嘛!不,不要再来像史提夫那次的事…你在说什么我们都爱史提夫史提夫很性感抱歉我连自己对他有何感觉都还不知道给我一点时间想清楚那么到时我们可以见他罗不行抱歉我为何要让他们见他我带他回去后五分钟他们便蜂拥而上他们就像郊狼一样找弱者下手不愉快的场面我见多了告诉你这并不是一件坏事他们是你的朋友他们只是关心你我知道我只希望带一个他们真正喜欢的男人回家你知道如果他们没见过他机会就更渺茫不要这样子,罗斯,别再想了!你又不认识芝芝你们都保证对我们保证我们会很乖的钱德你保证会很乖你可以进来了,但你的滤嘴屁股朋友得呆在外面嘿,菲比亲爱的巴菲小姐谢谢你提醒我们的错误我们已将五百元存人你的户头造成不便之处请多包涵请接受此足球电话…作为礼物你们懂意思吗现在我多了一千元和一个足球电话这是哪家银行他来了是谁啊亚伦钱德他来了拜托别乱来记得你们有多么爱我嗨亚伦这是大家各位这是亚伦嗨嗨亚伦我对各位已如雷灌耳谢谢我明天再打电话给你好了开始攻击亚伦吧谁先开始来呀我来我们从他一直…抱歉我办不到我们爱他…他太棒了等等我们谈的是我约会的对象吗是啊你们都有注意到是啊知道他什么最棒吗他的微笑有点邪邪的对就像是鞋里的男人什么鞋童谣里的有个驼背的人有着扭曲的微笑他住在鞋子里一阵子我想亚伦将成为日后男友被丈量的标准什么日后男友不我想他就是了真的呀光凭他学海滩游侠的样子我就想嫁给他了”我要去参加派对”知道我最喜欢他哪一点哪一点?他改变我看待自己的方式嗯嗯嗨!比赛如何怎么说呢我们赢啦!谢谢!太棒啦!太好了!我有一个问题:这怎么可能呢亚伦真是太不可思议了他就像兔宝宝卡通里,兔宝宝守每个位置我们虽没有兔宝宝但我们有一垒手亚伦、二垒手亚伦、三垒手亚伦他使我们形成一个团队对我们让对手见识到什么叫垒球没错能问你们一个问题吗你是否曾感觉亚伦有时…有时怎样我说不上来有点太亚伦了不不可能他不可能太过于亚伦没错我们欣赏的是亚伦的内在我个人可以喝下一加仑的亚伦嘿,露西嘿,古怪女孩我带字母汤来给你你挑掉有母音吗但我把“Y”留下来了因为有时你会用的上,为什么(Why,音同Y)我还带了其他东西给你咸鱼吗不,但你想要一千元和足球电话吗什么天啊这里真的有钱怪女孩你在干什么我要给你我不想要不我得拿点东西给你不不用了你要我的锡箔纸帽帽吗不要因为你需要它不用了谢谢求你让我表示我的谢意好这样吧你请我喝汽水我们就扯平了好吗?好吧好吧不用找了谢谢你莉兹你真的不要椒盐卷饼不,不用了,谢谢再见一个拇指!我知道我打开时它就浮在里面像个搭便车的或者这是一场竞赛集满五个有奖你们想看看吗不,不,不嘿嘿别那样!拜托!这比拇指更坏!嘿这很不公平啊!为何不公平好我有个缺点怎么了乔依常扳指关节就不惹人厌罗斯把每个音发得太清楚摩妮卡大笑时的鼻音搞什么嘛?!我接受大家所有的缺点为什么大家就不肯接受我的这个缺点呢扳指关节很惹人厌吗我觉得有点点烦那声音只是一点点惹人厌还是像菲此咬她的头发一样惹人厌菲此别介意我觉得那样很可爱哦真的?是吗?咬字清晰又不犯法没错我该回去工作了没错否则有人就会拿到他们真正点的东西了哦全都发泄出来了你曾和一个你朋友都喜欢的男人约会吗没有我在和一个我朋友都喜欢的男人约会我们在谈郊狼吗一头牛居然全身而退你能相信吗你知道吗我毫无感觉他们有感觉而我却毫无感觉!你应该要有感觉的啊!听着如果你对他没感觉就把他甩了呀!我知道但很难没错但他是大人了他会熬过去的不他没事我担心的是其他五人难道你不尊重你的身体吗你不知道你在残害你的身体我受够你们了还有你们的癌症肺气肿和心脏病至少抽烟很酷这点你们也很清楚钱德亚伦找你真的?他找我?老兄什么事她告诉你了对我偶尔会犯烟瘾对现在没那么糟这倒是真的天啊没人这么说过好的谢谢天啊他真神如果他是个女人那该有多好是啊小羊排那袜子到底有多旧了如果我手上戴着袜子三十年它也会开始说话了有人该换尼古丁贴片了嘿乔依在哪儿乔依吃了我的最后一片口香糖所以我就把他杀了你认为这样不对吗我想他在对面好啦哦我又重拾快乐的生活了菲此你还想吃那个吗?菲比?谁想吃剩下的我要抱歉汽水公司那些笨蛋给我七千元当姆指的补偿金天啊!七千元!别闹了!然后在来这的路上我又踩到口香糖了这世界到底怎么了怎么啦没什么只是觉得大伙儿在一起很温馨如果大家都有穿内裤会更好Joey,你那里天呀好哦!那是小羊排!好了,大家,我们必须得谈谈等等我有似曾相识的感觉,不,好像没有好吧,我们需要谈谈瞧,来了是有关亚伦的事有件事应该让你们知道真的很难启齿我决定和亚伦分手有第三者没有只是世事难料人都会变我们没变啊就这样就这样结束了?就这样了?当你放下防御真心对待一个人…我可以继续伪装…好啊!不这样对我不公平对亚伦不公平对你们大家也不公平是吗谁要公平我只想要回失去的回到往日我很抱歉哦,她说抱歉,我感觉好多了我真是不敢相信假期就要来临了我还想带他去见我的家人我会找到新欢的会有另一个亚伦是呀,另一个你们不会有事吧嘿嘿我们会好起来的我们只是需要一点时间我了解哇我真的很抱歉我也很抱歉但我也真的松了一口气松了一口气对我和你在一起很开心只是我受不了你朋友记得我们到中央公园划船吗那真好玩是啊他划得就像维京人一样嗨嘿情况如何嗯你知道他有提到我们吗他说他会想念你们的悲惨的一天你无法体会来我受够了,我要抽烟不行…我管不了那么多了我投降我是懦夫我要抽烟我要抽烟!如果你不再抽烟我就给你七千块好吧,没问题

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