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610 The One With The Routinue

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简介:本文档为《610 The One With The Routinuedoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWithTheRoutinueScene:MonicaandChandler’sapartment,everyoneexceptRossisdecoratingthetreeChandler:Letmeaskyou,whyiseverybodyusingthesetinylightsnowadaysIrememberwhenpeopleusedtousebiglightsRachel:That’sagoodstory,Grandpa(Rossenters)Ross:HeyAll:HeyRoss:Wow,Monica’slettingotherpeoplehelpdecoratehertree!DidsomeonegetherdrunkagainorMonica:HavingaperfectlydecoratedtreeisnotwhatChristmasisaboutIt’saboutbeingwiththepeoplethatyoulovePhoebe:Thatisniceandwe’redoneTADA!(Hersideofthetreelooksacompletemess)Chandler:Idunnowhatitis,itjustdoesn’tquitefeellikeChristmastomeMonica:Oh,here(Sheturnsthetreearoundsothatherside,whichisperfectlydecorated,isshowing)Chandler:SeenowitfeelslikeChristmas!OpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,everyoneexceptPhoebeandJoeyarethereRoss:…andthat’sthestoryofthedreidleNow,somepeopletracetheChristmastreebacktotheEgyptians,whousedtobringgreenpalmbranchesintotheirhutsontheshortestdayoftheyear,symbolisinglife’striumphoverdeathAndthatwaslikeyearsagoRachel:So,prettymucharoundthesametimethatyoustartedtellingthisstory(Joeyenters)Joey:HeyyouguysChandler:HeyJoewhat’supJoey:IhadtogetoutoftheapartmentJanineislikestretchingallovertheplaceY’know,everywhereIlookshe’slike…(Heimitatesherstretching)Chandler:Icanseewhythat’shardtoresistJoey:Ilikehersomuch!Monica:Aw,I’msorrysweetiethatshedoesn’tfeelthesamewayJoey:IknowAndshe’ssosweetIjustwannafeedhergrapesandbrushherhairChandler:Youareawarethatshe’snotamonkey,rightRoss:IamsooverJanineImean,yeah,atfirstIthoughtshewashot,butnowshe’slikeOLDNEWS!(Janineenters)Janine:Heyguys!Ross:HiJanine!Janine:IjustgotacalltobeadanceronatelevisionspecialforNewYear’sEveIt’scalledsomesortofDick’nRock’nDickieEveMonica:Holdit!AreyoutalkingaboutDickClark’sNewYear’sRockingEveJanine:Yeah,that’swhatIsaidMonica:OhmyGod!Welovethatshow!ImeanRossandIhavebeenwatchingitsinceIcanremember!Chandler:Ah,you’restilljustalittlefatgirlinsidearen’tyou(Hekissesheronthecheek)Janine:WellI’mgonnabeonitthisyearI’mgonnabeoneofthepartypeopleRoss:You’regonnabeapartyperson!Thoseguysrockthemost!Janine:WelltheysaidIshouldbringsomeone(ToJoey)DoyouwannabemydancepartnerJoey:Totally!IwouldlovetospendNewYear’swithyouJanine:Wellactuallythey’retapingtomorrowIdon’treallyunderstandwhyRoss:Oh,wellyouseehowitworksis,thepartwithDickClarkinTimesSquareisactuallylive,buttheytapesomeofthepartystuffaheadoftimeYeah,notalotofpeopleknowthatJanine:Yeahwell,doyouguyswannacometooRoss:AreyouseriousMonica:Wearethere!(Rachellaughs)Chandler:What,whatareyoulaughingatRachel:Well,Iusedtodatehim,butyou’restillgoingoutwithher!(GuntherbringsJanineacoffee)Janine:Thanks(ToMonicaandRoss)Greatsowecanallgotogether!IgottarunCatchyoulater!(Janineleaves)All:Bye!Ross:ByeJanine!Joey:DidshejustaskmeoutonadateChandler:Idon’tthinksoMonica:WhatareyoutalkingaboutShejustinvitedhimtothebiggestpartyofthemillennium!Rachel:Yeah,butshealsoinvitedyouandRossYeah,honey,I’msorry,butIdon’tthinkthatwasaromanticthingJoey:OhMaybeButheyIknowhowIcanfindoutWe’regoingtoaNewYear’sEveparty,rightSoatmidnight,IcankissherAndifshekissesmeback,great!Y’knowButifshesays‘Dude,whatthehellareyoudoing’Icansay‘Itwasn’tme,itwasNewYears!’Rachel:Well,that’salotbetterthanRosstryingtokissmeinHighSchool,andsayingthathediditbecauseheneededchapstickRoss:ItwasadrydayMonica:WearegoingtoDickClark’sNewYear’sRockingEve!Ross:OhmyGod!Monica:OhmyGod!Chandler:(ToRachel)OhmyGod!Scene:TheSet,Joey,Janine,RossandMonicaarewalkinginJoey:OK,listenI’vebeenonsetsbefore,soletmegiveyoualittleadvice,alrightIt’sashow,butwe’rejustdancing,OKIt’snobigdealTheimportantthingtoremember–staycoolRoss:Gotit!(Theygettothemainstage)Ross:OhmyGodit’sjustlikeIdreamedit!Director:OK,everyonegatherup(MonicaandRosspushtothefront)MonicaandRoss:‘ScuseusDirector:Here’swhat’sgonnahappenThemusic’sgonnastart,you’regonnadance,we’regonnatape,youdon’tlookatthecameraAnyquestionsRoss:Yeah,IhaveaquestionWhenisthisgonnaair(HeandMonicalaugh)Director:Uh,yeahNowyouguysdanceoverthere,youguysoverthere,andIwantyoutworightaroundhere,andeveryoneelsespreadoutJoey:Ross!SowhenisitgonnaairScene:MonicaandChandler’sapartment,ChandleristherePhoebeandRachelenterRachel:Okay,youlookinthekitchen,IwilllookinthebackclosetChandler:Icansaveyoutimeladies,I’mrightherePhoebe:Yeah,Chandlerwhydon’tyoutakeawalkThisdoesn’tconcernyouRachel:WearelookingforourChristmaspresentsfromMonicaChandler:WhatThat’sterrible!Phoebe:Nono,wedoiteveryyear!Chandler:Ohwell,thatmakesitnotterriblePhoebe:No,yeah,weneverfindthem!She’salwaysbestatusthatwilyminxRachel:Don’tworry,we’rejustgonnasearchhereforanhour,themwe’regonnagoovertoJoey’sandsearch,OKChandler:Nonotokay,youcan’tlookforMonica’spresents!Phoebe:Butwehaveto!Chandler:No,youdon’thaveto,andyoucan’tbecauseIliveheretooPhoebe:Wellthen,youshouldlookwithusChandler:WhyRachel:Chandler,aren’tyouworriedaboutwhattogetMonicaforChristmasChandler:No,IhaveagreatideaforapresentforherPhoebe:Oh,that’sit(MimicsChandler)Agreatidea!Rachel:Chandler,that’snotenoughImeanwhatifshegetsyouagreatpresent,twomediumpresents,andabunchoflittlepresentsAndyou’vejustgottenheronegreatpresentImeanthat’sjustgonnamakeherfeelbadWhywouldyoudothattoherChandlerWhyWhyChandler:IfIhelp,wecanfind‘emfaster!Rachel:That’sright!(Phoebelooksunderthecouch)Phoebe:Oohooh,wehavealiveone!Rachel:Oh,it’saMacy’sbag!(Phoebetipsitupsidedown,andashoefallsout)Phoebe:Ooh,who’sitforRachel:(Reading)Dearlosers,doyoureallythinkI’dhidepresentsunderthecouchPSChandler,Iknewthey’dbreakyouPhoebe:UhohShemaybeontousRachel:WearesogonnafindthemthisyearChandler:Y’knowwhenyouguyssaidyouweregonnagoacrossthehallandlook,youdon’t,youdon’tdothateveryyeardoyouRachel:YeahChandler:Youdon’t,likegointothebackofmycloset,andlookundermygymbagoranythingPhoebeandRachel:No,weneverdothat(Theyturnaway)Chandler:Becausethat’swhereJoeygavemesomestufftostorethatI’veneverseenbeforeinmylife!Okay,thatdidnotjusthappen!(Hedoesaweirdclickymotionwithhisfingers,thatkindahardtodescribe)Scene:TheSet,everyoneisdancingMonica:Okay,herecomesanothercameraRoss:RightNobiggieStayloose(Asthecamerapassesby,theystarttodancereallyrigid,butthecameraisfacingtheotherway)Ross:WhydotheykeepdoingthatMonica:Ifwewannagetoncamera,IthinkwehavetogetupononeofthoseplatformsThey’vebeentapingthosepeopleuptherealldayRoss:Right(Theymovetowardsaplatform,dancingreallystrangelyastheygo)Ross:Hey,what’dyouguysdotogetuponthereGirl:WelearnedhowtodanceMonica:OhyeahWellwhenyoulearnedhowtodancedidyouforgethowtoputonunderpantsRoss:Yeah!(CamerapanstoJoeyandJanine)Janine:Hey!You’reagooddancer!Joey:ReallyJanine:Yeah,wellyou’dbebetterifyoujustloosenedyourhipsalittleJoey:WhatdoyoumeanJanine:Likethis(ShepullsJoeytowardsheranddancesreallyclosetohim)Janine:That’sit,feeltherhythmThat’sbetterJoey:UhhuhDirector:(ToJoey)Okay,you’redancingwiththatgirloverthereJoey:Nononononowecametogether!Director:Idon’tseeit(ToJanine)YouaredancingwiththetallguyoverthereTallguy,raiseyourhand!(HedoesJaninegoesovertohim)Joey:Nonoheybuddy,pleaseletmedancewiththatgirl,IreallylikeherandIthinkIhaveashotDirector:Really,y’thinksoIdon’t(Heleaves,andthisgirlgrabsJoeyandstartsdancingreallywild)CommercialBreakScene:MonicaandChandler'sapartment,PhoebeandRachelarethereandChandlerentersChandler:Icouldn'tfindanythingatJoeyHeyhey,ohhey!Rachel:Yeah,wefoundthemTherewereintheguestroomclosetbehindsomecoatsPhoebe:Yeah,andyouhavenothingtoworryabout'costhey'reallcrap!Chandler:Thosearemygifts,IgotthemforyouPhoebe:OhhhThanksChandlerthey'regreat!Rachel:WellChandler,whatisthisveryweird,metalAZthingChandler:Thosearebookends!That'sagreatgift!Phoebe:Oh,okay,I'msorry,thankyouformyazzzRachel:Ha!Chandler:Makesureyouputallthatstuffbackinthecloset,okayRachel:Yes,okay,oh,bytheway,Ijustgottasay,Ithinkit'sreallyniceofyouthatevenafteryou'vemoved,youstillkeepstoringthatstuffforJoey!(Chandlerdoestheweirdclickythingagain)Scene:TheSet,thegirlisstilldancingwithJoeyJoey:Heyheydancergirl!CanIgotothebathroomIjust(Thegirlstartsdancingreallyclosetohim,sohepicksherup,twirlsherround,andputsheragainstaplatform)Herewego(HewalksawaytofindMonicaandRossdoingareallyoutofplacedance)LookinggoodGellers!Ross:Weknow!Monica:Hey,seethatsnippyguyoverthereHe’stheonewhodecideswhogetsupontheplatformWeshouldgodancebyhimRoss:Okay(Theydanceovertohim)Director:Okay,everybodyhold!(RossandMonicahighfive)Director:Nextontheplatformsare…(HepointstotherightofRossandMonica,sotheydanceovertowherehe’spointingtoHepointsawayfromthem)…youtwo!And…(Hepointstheotherway,andRossandMonicafollowhisarmAgainhepointsaway)…Youtwo!Monica:Excuseme,sir,wouldithelpifIweren’twearingunderpantsRoss:Monica!(Pause)Wouldit(Thedirectorshakeshishead)Scene:TheMen’sBathroom,thetallguyisthereasJoeyentersJoey:Hey!Tallguy!Hey,listen,Iwantedtotalktoyouaboutthatgirlthatyou’redancingwithTallGuy:She’snice,huhTothinkIalmostbroughtmywifetothis!Joey:Yeah,yeah,okayUh,lookbuddy,Icamewiththatgirl,andIhadthisplantokissheratthenewyearscountdown–I’mtryingtowinherover,soIwaswonderingifTallGuy:NoIdon’tthinksoJoey:Ohcomeonman,youcandancewithmypartner,she’sreal,uh,mellow!TallGuy:Look,areyoudatingthisgirlyoucamewithJoey:Well,IwashopingaftertonightthatmaybeIcouldyouknow…TallGuy:No,noShe’sfairgameifyouaskme,sorrybuddy!Joey:Alright,alright,heyy’knowfairisfair,(hepretendstowashhishands)ifyou’reright,you’reright,whatcanIsay,butheyohno!(Hethrowswaterontheguy’spants)TallGuy:God!Whatareyou,insecondgradeJoey:Hey,nowyou’retheonewhowethispants(Hethrowsanotherhandfulonhimandrunsout)Scene:TheSet,MonicaandRossaredancingMonica:Man,thissucks!Y’knowifMomandDaddon’tseeusonTVafterwemadethemsojealous,Imean,who’sgonnabethelosersthenRoss:Hey,Iknowwhat’llgetusuponaplatform!Monica:WhatRoss:Theroutine!Monica:Ross,wehaven’tdonetheroutinesincemiddleschoolRoss:Hey,whenthesnippyguyseestheroutine,he’llwannabuildusourownplatform!Monica:WasitreallythatgoodRoss:Wegothonourablementioninthebrothersisterdancecategory!Look,it’salmostfakemidnight,dowereallyhaveanyotherchoiceMonica:Okay,let’sdoitMomandDadaregonnabesofaced!(Theymoveintoaspace,andRosspointstohiseyesandthentohers)Monica:!(TheystarttheroutineHoweverhardItry,IreallycannotdescribeitYouwillhavetowatchitI’msorry)(Whentheyfinish,theywalkovertothedirector)Ross:So,dowereallyhavetoaskwho’sgoingupontheplatformnextDirector:Ohno!Yougetupthereanddothatagainexactlylikethat!Monica:Yes!(Theyrunovertoaplatform)Director:(ToCameraman)Makesureyougetthis,they’regonnawantitforthebloopersshow(Toeveryone)Alrightcut!Listenupeveryone,whenwestartagainit’sgonnabethecountdowntonewyears,soIwannaseeeverybody’sexcitementCuttoJoeyandJanineTallGuy:Hey,pal,youhaveaboutthreesecondstogetawayfrommypartnerDirector:What’sgoingonoverhereJoey:Uh,takealookattheguy’spants!Imean,Iknowyoutoldustoshowexcitement,butdon’tyouthinkhewentalittleoverboardDirector:What’sthematterwithyouGetoutofhere!Joey:Yeah,takeahikewetpants!(ThedirectorpushestheTallGuyaway)CuttoRossandMonica,whoarefinallyonaplatform!Ross:CanyoubelievethisWe’regonnabeontheplatformfortheMillenniummoment!Monica:Iknow!Hey,youhaven’tbeenpractisingtheroutine,haveyouRoss:No!Monica:Metoo!Ross:Hey,whenthemusicstartsupagain,Iwasthinkingofmaybegoindintotherobot,y’know(Hemimicsarobot)Monica:Ross,Ithinkweshouldsticktotheroutine,wedon’twannalookstupid!Director:Alrightwe’reback!Tensecondsleftherewego!Ten!Nine!Eight!Seven!(HecontinuestocountaswehearJoeythink)Joey’sHead:Okay,itallcomesdowntothisWhateverhappens,happensDestinyAll:Three,Two,One!Director:Cut!Joey:No!Year!HappyNoYear!Director:Okay,here’swherewegototheliveshotofTimesSquare,niceworkeveryonethat’sawrap!Scene:MonicaandChandler’sapartment,ChandlerandRachelarethere,andPhoebeenterswiththeChickandtheDuckPhoebe:Hey!LookwhoIfound!Chandler:Oh,heyguys!Phoebe:Y’know,birdshaveaverygoodsenseofdirection,andIthoughtmaybetheycouldhelpusfindwherethepresentsarehiddenChandler:Yes,ifthepresentsarehiddensouthforthewinterPhoebe:Orwecouldjustfollowyourcleverjokes–anyideasNo!Didn’tthinkso!Okay,c’monguys,showuswherethepresentsare!Chandler:Oh,theduckseemstothinkthatMonicagotmegarbage!Hmm,IwonderwhatIcouldgetMonicathat’sasgoodasgarbagePhoebe:Hmm,howaboutmyazzz(Rachelsitsonthewindowseat,andknocksagainstit)Rachel:Hey,thisishollowPhoebe:WhatRachel:Thisbench,it’shollow!Ican’tbelieveIneverknewthat!(Shepushesallthepillowsoffitandopensitup)Oh,thepresents!!!Phoebe:No,don’tlookdirectlyatthem!Chandler:WhatPhoebe:Alright,no,wecouldlookatthem!Rachel:Oh,thisone’sforme!Phoebe:Oh,thisone’sforChandlerHereChandler:Ohgreat!Phoebe:Andthebigone’sforme!Rachel:Ooh,let’sopenthem!Chandler:Okay!Okay!Okay!Phoebe:Heehee!Chandler:Wait,wecan’tdothisPhoebeandRachel:WhyChandler:Idon’twannaknowwhatMonicagotmeY’knowImean,look,I’msuresheworkedreallyhardatgettingyouapresent,andwantingtosurpriseme,andyouguysaregonnaruinthat,andI,lookwehavetoputtheseback,thisisnotwhatChristmasisaboutRachel:WhateverLinus,I’mopeningmineChandler:NobodyisopeninganythingokLook,Idon’tknowaboutyouguys,butIwannaseethelookonMonica’sfacewhenIgivehermypresent,andI’msureshewantstoseethelookonmyfacewhenIgetmineSoplease,please,canwejust,canweputthembackPhoebe:WillyougetusbettergiftsChandler:Fine!(Monicaenters,andtheythrowthegiftsbehindthem)Monica:Heyguys!YoufoundthepresentsChandler,youletthemfindthepresentsGreat!DoyouknowhowlongittookmetofindyouthatwaterpurifierChandler:That’swhatyougotmePhoebe:Ohyes,IseewhatyoumeanThatlookispriceless(Rachelleansovertolookathim)Scene:JoeyandJanine’sapartment,theybothenterJoey:Homesweethome,huhNiceto,uh,getbacktorealityPlusweknowhowtheNewYear’sgonnagooffIguessthere’snoreasonforallthatYKpanic,y’knowAnyway,g’night!Janine:JoeyJoey:YeahJanine:(Shetakeshishands),,(Shekisseshim)HappyNewYearJoey:Oh,yoiiWhatwasthatforJanine:Well,Idon’tknowtonightwhentheyyelledcutandwedidn’tgettokiss,Iwasreally,really,disappointed,andIjust,reallywantedtokissyouJoey:ReallyInthemoment,IreallywantedtokissyoutooInthemomentJanine:Inthemoment,yeahJoey:ButonlyinthemomentSodoyawannakissagainJanine:Sure,NewYear’sEveisonlytwoweeksawayCanyouwaitJoey:NoJanine:MeneitherJoey:,,Janine:Joey,youdon’thavetocountdowneverytimewekissJoey:Uh,yeah,okayExceptIsortafeltlikeIneededacoupleofsecondstogetready(TheykisstothemusicofAuldLangSyne)EndingCreditsScene:MonicaandChandler'sapartment,everyoneexceptJoeyisthereMonica:Wewereontheplatform,readytodancetheworldintothenewMillennium,andtheguyyelled‘CUT!’Rachel:Uh,wait,soyouguysaretellingmeyouactuallydidtheroutinefromeighthgradeMonica:YeahButofcoursewehadtoupdateitalittlebit(ToRoss)Hey,bytheway,greatthinkingaboutcatchingme!Rachel:‘CosIwasgonnasaythere’snowayyoucould’vedonetheendthewayyouguysdiditbackthen!Monica:WhatWecoulddoit!Ross:Idon’tknow,Imeanyouwerealotbigger,Imean,strongerbackthenMonica:Icandoit,okayComeon,let’sgo(SheandRossgetup)MonicaandRoss:,,,,,,,(RossrunstobecaughtbyMonica,butshemovesoutoftheway)Monica:Ican’tdoit!(RossfallsintoMonica’sroom)Chandler:Nowyoudothat,you’reonTVEnd狂舞有个问题为什么现在每个人都喜欢用这么小的灯?记得过去人们都用大些的灯这个故事不错哦爷爷嘿嘿欧monica竟然让别人装饰他的圣诞树!是不是谁把他灌醉了要不一个完美装点的圣诞树并不是圣诞的真正意义真正意义能和你所爱的人在一起不错哦我们搞定了tata!我不知道这是什么玩意对我来说感觉不像圣诞哦瞧这边哦现在有些圣诞的感觉了这就是dreidel的故事现在人们把圣诞树(的起源)追述到埃及人他们过去常常在每年最短的一天把绿色的小树枝带回他们的家以此来象征生命对于死亡的胜利。这似乎是年前的事了好像和你开始讲这故事的时间差不多嘿大家好啊嘿joe怎么了我不得不从家里逃出来janine在整个屋子里折腾。你知道随便在哪里她怎么看都我知道为什么难以抵抗了我非常喜欢她哦我很遗憾甜心她没有这么感觉我知道他这么迷人我只是想喂喂她点葡萄给他梳梳头发你应该意识到她可不是一只猴子吧我对janine没什么感觉了。我的意思是起先我觉她爆性感但现在没这回事了嘿伙计们hijanine!刚才我接到个电话让我在新年前夕的电视特别节目演一个跳舞的那节目好像叫什么Dick'nRock'nDickieEve慢!你是指DickClark'sNewYear'sRockingEve?也,我说的就是这个哦天哪我喜欢这个节目!我和ross从很小的时候就开始看这个了我知道你骨子里还一直是那个肥婆(虽然现在外表看上去不是了)不是吗?今年我要上这节目我会成为这派队的一员你也要上这节目?他们可酷毙了他们说要我带些人去你愿意做我的舞伴吗?绝对!我太愿意和你一起度过新年事实上明天他们就要拍了我不知道为什么哦让我告诉你怎么回事DickClark在时代广场的部分事实上是现场直播的但是他们把派队的部分事先拍好了yeah不是很多人都知道那么你们打算一起来吗?你没开玩笑吧我们当然去什么你在笑什么well,我过去常常和他约会但你还在和他交往哦谢谢太棒了我们都一起去。我得先走了回头见Bye!ByeJanine!他是不是刚刚约我出去?我不这么认为你在说什么啊?她刚刚不是约他去千禧年最大的派队也但她也约了你和ross也甜心我很遗憾我不认为那会是件很浪漫的事哦可能吧。我知道该怎么办我们要参加新年派队。对吧然后在午夜我可以吻她然后要是她吻回我太棒了你知道?但是要是她说“伙计你到底在干什么啊!?”我可以说“不是我是新年”well,这可比ross在高中时要吻我的理由好多了他那时候吻了我后说他只是想要抹点唇膏(用于防止嘴唇干裂)那天很干燥我们要去DickClark's的新年派队!OhmyGod!OhmyGod!OhmyGod!ok,听着我过去参加过这个。所以让我给你点小建议怎样?这是个秀但是我们只不过跳舞没什么大不了的最重要的冷静点知道了OhmyGod这就像我梦见的一样大家集中一下让一让我们接下来要做这些。音乐会响起来你们跳起舞来我们就开拍别看着摄影机有什么问题吗?也我有个问题什么时候播这个?俄也。现在你们在那里跳你们在那里我要你们俩人就在这里大家分散行动了ross!到底什么时候播啊?okay你们到厨房里找我到厕所里找我在这里啊女士们我可以帮你们节省时间也chandler为什么不去散散步呢?这和你无关我们在找monica给我们准备的圣诞礼物什么?这可不好!不不我们每年都这么干哦呢看起来不会太糟不也。我们从没找到过!她藏的真的很这个溅人别担忧我们现在这里找个小时然后么我们去joey那里找找ok不不好你不能找monica的礼物但我们一定要不你不能不能因为我在这里(虽然monica不在)那么你帮我们一起找为什么chandler你难道不想知道monica给你准备了什么圣诞礼物?不我给她准备的很不错哦就因为这个?很不错chandler,这不够。我的意思是要是她给了一个爆酷的个一般的一对很垃圾的礼物?然后你给了她一个酷毙了的那会使她感觉很糟的你怎么能这样对她?为什么?为什么?要是我帮忙我们能快点找到!没错!哦!我找到一个!哦这是macy的包包哦这会是给谁的呢?亲爱的失败者你真的认为我会把礼物藏在沙发下面?附注chandler我知道他们会把你一起拖下水哦!她一定在监视我们我们今年一定要找到!你知道当你们说你们要穿过大厅(到那里)去找你没有你们没有每年都干过这个吧?Yeah(我们找过啊)你没有到我的洗手间后面到我的运动包里找过吧不我们没找过呢里因为joey要给我东西前会先藏的地方可我这辈子都没找过那里okay,这是不可能的!okay,有过来一个摄影机没错没什么大不了的放松点为什么他们老是这样如果我们想上镜头我想们应该上那个梯台他们一直在拍那上面的人没错嘿你们干了什么他们让你上梯台的啊?我学过怎么跳舞哦也?当你学会怎么跳舞的时候你是不是忘记了怎么穿裤子?也嘿!你跳的真不错真的吗?也你要是把你的臀部放松点会好些你什么意思像这样就这样感觉一下旋律好些了Uhhuhokay,你和那边那个女孩去跳舞不=不=不=不我们是一起的我不这么认为你和那个高个的跳舞高个举一下你的手不=不嘿朋友让我和那个女孩跳舞吧我真的喜欢她我觉得我有机会真的你真得这么认为?我不joey那边我什么都找不到嘿嘿哦黑这是我们找到的在厕所里衣服下面的也你没什么可以担忧的因为都是些垃圾这是我的礼物为你们准备的哦谢谢chandler真得很棒wellchandler这是什么很奇怪金属AZ这是书夹很棒的东东哦okay我很抱歉谢谢你为我的屁股准备的Ha!你们把这些东西放回洗手间okay!yes,okay,oh,顺便我有些话要说我想你真得很不错甚至在你搬走之后你仍保存着joey的东西嘿嘿跳舞的女孩我可以去一下洗手间吗?我有点让我们走geller家的看上去真cool我们知道嘿看到那边那个脾气急躁的家伙吗?他就是决定谁上梯台的家伙我们应该到他旁边去跳Okayokay,大家停一下接下来上梯台的是你们两个还有你们俩对不起先生要是我不穿裤子是不是有用?monica!怎样?嘿!高个!嘿听着我想和你谈谈那个和你一起跳舞女孩的事她很不错huh我觉得我老婆差不多就是她*Yeah,yeah,okay朋友我是和她一起来的我还有个新年到来时吻她的计划,我正在试图赢取她的芳心所以我在想不我不这么认为哦朋友你可以和我的舞伴跳舞她真的很“西瓜“你有没有和你带来的那个女孩约会?well,我正希望今夜之后可能你知道不不对谁来说都是公平的对不起朋友好的好的嘿!你知道公平你是对的我该说些什么呢但是嘿不天哪!你在干什么?你两年级吗?嘿现在是你把他的裤子弄湿了糟透了!你知道要是我们弄得老爸老妈如此嫉妒而我们最后我们却没上电视我的意思是,谁会变成失败者?嘿我知道我们该怎么把自己弄上那梯台了什么?Theroutine!Ross,我们中学之后再也没跳过Theroutine!嘿,当那个坏脾气的家伙看到我们Theroutine他会给我们再搭一个梯台的真有那么好吗在兄妹舞蹈的单子里我们可是被荣誉提名的哦看,这反正是个假的午夜,我们真的还有别的选择么okay让我们干这个吧老爸老妈一定会很有面子(guess)!这么我们真的一定要问接下来谁上梯台吗?哦不!你们快上梯台就把刚刚跳得再来一遍Yes!一定要把这个拍下来傻瓜秀的时候他们一定会要这个cut!大家听好了我们再次开机的时候将是马上要新年的时候所以我想看到大家兴奋点嘿朋友你有秒钟时间离开我的舞伴发生什么事情了uh快看这个人的裤子阿我知道你叫大家兴奋点但你不觉得他有点过头了你是不是有病啊!滚远点也换一条远足防水裤吧你能相信这个吗?我们将在梯台上迎接千禧年!我知道黑你没有一直在练routine吧?不(yes)我也是嘿音乐再响起的时候我想我们可以试试机器人舞ross我想我们还是应该跳routine我不想我们看起来像个傻瓜好的我们继续还差秒了。okay,这即将发生了不管发生什么那是命运Cut!No!Year!HappyNoYear!okay,这里我们将切到时代广场的现场直播大家干得不错就到这了嘿!看我找到谁了哦好啊伙计们你知道birds对于方向又非常好的感觉我觉得他们说不定能帮我们找到礼物到底藏在哪里是啊要是礼物为了过冬藏在南边的话要不我们可以跟随你聪明的笑话?no!我不这么认为okay加油伙计们告诉我们礼物到底在哪里哦鸭子似乎认为monica会给我一堆垃圾!hmm,我想我能给monica些像垃圾一样的东西呢?hmm我的屁屁怎么样嘿这边是空心的什么?这个长凳是空心的!我简直不相信我从来不知道这个哦礼物也不不要直接看着他们什么好的不我可以看哦这个是我的哦这个是chandler的这呢哦!太棒了这个大玩意是我的哦让我们打开吧!okay!okay!okay!heehee!等等我们不能这样为什么我不想知道monica给我什么你知道我的意思是我确信她为了给你个礼物费了很多神并且他想给我们个惊喜但你们正要把这一切都毁了。我看着我们得把它放回去这不是monica所关心的不管怎样我要开我的没人开任何东西好不?看着我不知道你们怎么想的但是当我monica我的礼物时我期待着看到她的表情并且我想当monica给我她的礼物时她同样期待着看到我的表情所以求求你们我们是不是能把它放回去除非你给我更好的礼物好吧hey伙计们!你们找到了我的礼物?chandler你让他们找到礼物的?太棒了!你知道我花了多长时间帮你买到净水器吗?这就是你给我的?哦,我知道你什么意思了这表情看上去毫无价值多甜美的家啊欢迎回到现实中来我们知道新年将怎么度过我猜也没什么理由搞什么yk的野餐了。管它呢晚安JoeyYeah,,新年快乐这是为了什么?well我不知道今晚当他们叫cut的时候我们没有接吻我真的真得很失望我真的很想吻你真的?此刻我也真得很想吻你此刻那个时候也那个时候那么你还想kiss吗?当然新年夜只有周了你能等吗?不我当然等不了了,,joey你没必要我们每次接吻时都倒数uh,yeah,okay除非我可能感觉我需要几秒钟做一下准备我们那时候正在梯台上准备跳舞迎接yk那家伙竟然喊cut等等你们似乎在告诉我你们真的年级以后还在跳theroutine也但当然我们不得不更新一点东东嘿顺便说一下你要抱我的想法真不错因为我得说你们不可能以过去的方法完成(theroutine)最后一步什么?我们可以做到的我不知道我的意思是你那个时候有一点点大我的意思是强壮那个时候我可以做到的okay?让我们做给你们看,,,,,,,我做不到

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