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首页 614 The One Where Chandler Can’t Cry

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614 The One Where Chandler Can’…

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简介:本文档为《614 The One Where Chandler Can’t Crydoc》,可适用于文学艺术领域

TheOneWhereChandlerCan’tCryScene:MonicaandChandler's,RachelisstilllookingoutthewindowasJoeyentersJoey:(seesRachel)Oh,uh,heyRachIuh,Iwasjustcomingoverheretouh…Ohwait,Idon’thavetolietoyou,youdon’tlivehereanymoreUh,I’meatingtheirfoodWhatareyoudoingRachel:RossisonadatewithmysisterandtheyshutthedrapestwoandahalfhoursagoJoey:Whoa,Ididn’tknowwecoulddateyoursister!(ChandlerandMonicaenterfromtheirroomandJoeyquicklyhidesthebagofpotatochipsbehindhisback)Monica:Joeyweknowyoustealourfood(Joeyoffersthemsomepotatochips)Chandler:I’mgoodMonica:(ToRachel)Oh,arethedrapesstillclosedhonRachel:YeahAndy’knowwhoshould’veshuttheirdrapesIsthatpervertedoldcoupletwodoorsoverChandler:(looking)IsthataswingRachel:Ohdon’tevenask!Chandler:Yuck!Joey:Ican’tbelieveRosswentoutwithRachel’ssister!WhenChandlermadeoutwithmysisterIwasmadathimforyearsChandler:ThatwaslikeyearsagoJoey:Yeahyougotyearsleft!Chandler:Joey…Joey:Youwannamakeit!OpeningCreditsScene:CentralPerk,RossisonthecouchreadingasRachelentersIt’sthenextdayRachel:OhRoss,hi!Hey,howareyaThereyouare!Ross:Hey!Rachel:(toGunther)I’lltakeacoffee(ToRoss)SohowwasyourbigdatelastnightRoss:Uhh,itwasokayYeah,itwasfunRachel:YeahfunGreat!Souh,sodidyouguyshititoffRoss:IguesssoRachel:Souh,sodidanythinghappenBecauserumorhasityouguysshutthedrapes!Ross:NoNoNothinghappenedIshutthedrapestouh,showherslidesofmyfavoritefossilsRachel:Oh,slides(Laughs)SoreallynothinghappenedRoss:Somethingcould’vehappenedAllrightSheshereallydugmyslidesAndandshewasdefinitelygivingmethevibeRachel:RightWasitthe,"Pleasedon’tshowmeanotherpictureofatrilobitevibe"Ross:Anyway,ifshe,ifshewasn’tintome,whywhywouldsheaskmeoutagainRachel:SheaskedaskedyououtagainRoss:YeahuhhuhTomorrownight,Valentine’sDay,themostromanticdayoftheyearWhoknowswhatcouldhappenImightnotbeshuttingmydrapestoshowhermyslides,ifyouknowwhatImeanRachel:Okayokayokayokayokayokayokay!Igotit!Igotit!Igotit!Ican’t!Ican’t!Ican’t!IcannotgowithyouandmysisterthingOkayIjustcan’tIt’sjusttooweird,allrightIimaginethetwoofyoutogetherandIfreakoutItfreaksmeoutIcan’tdoit!Ican’tdoitRoss:(whileRachelisfinishingherrant)Okay!Okay!Okay!It’sokay(Rachelstops)It’sokayHey,it’stooweirdforyou,Iwon’tseeheragainRachel:ThankyouI…yeahRoss:ImeanaftertomorrownightRachel:Nonono!Nonono!PleaseRoss,Ican’t!Ican’tdoit!(Startstofreakout)It’sjustgonnafreakmeout!!!Ross:Okay!Okay!Oohheyheyhey!Okay!Okay!Okay!I’llI’lltellhertonightIcan’tseeheranymoreRachel:RossthanksRoss:YouwantmetocallherrightnowRachel:Ohno!No!Nononono!No,Imeancomeonthat’sthat’scrazyImeanthat’scrazySowhat’swhat’sgoingonwithyouWhatisgoingonwithyouRoss:Wellumm,oh!Imightbeteachinganotherclassthissemester!Rachel:Yeahdoitnow,callrightnowScene:MonicaandChandler's,Chandler,Monica,Phoebe,andJoeyarewatchingETMonica:(crying)ThisismyfavoritepartPhoebe:(crying)Yeahmetoo(WeseetheTVandit’sthelastscenewhereETissayinggoodbye)Phoebe:Ohy’knowwhat’ssadderthanthisBambiIcriedforthreedayswiththatmovieNowaittwo!BecauseonthethirddaymymotherkilledherselfsoIwaspartlycryingforthatChandler:(totallynotcrying)WellseenowthatIcanseecryingover,butBambiisacartoon!Joey:(crying)Youdidn’tcrywhenBambi’smotherdiedChandler:Yesitwasverysadwhentheguystoppeddrawingthedeer!Monica:Chandlerthere’snothingwrongwithcrying!Imeanyoudon’thavetobesomachoallthetimeChandler:I’mnotmachoMonica:Yeahyou’rerightIdon’tknowwhatIwasthinkingChandler:No,IguessIjustneverreallycriedY’knowI’mnotacryingkindofguyJoey:Comeonmanthere’sgottabesomethingthatgetsyouchokedup!Likeuh,uhoh,whatifyousawathreeleggedpuppyChandler:I’dbesadsure,butIwouldn’tcryJoey:Okay,whatifthepuppysaid,"HelpmeChandlerAlltheotherpuppiespickonme"Chandler:Cry!Ijustfoundatalkingpuppy,I’mrich!Monica:Oh,I’vegotit!Ihavegotit!(GetsupandgetssomethingfromthedresserunderneaththeTV)PicturesfromyourchildhoodThiswillgetyougoinggood!(Chandlerstartspagingthroughthealbum)Phoebe:Allright,what’sgoingonthere(Pointstoapicture)Chandler:Oh,that’sParent’sDay,firstgradeThat’smewiththejanitorMartinMonica:WherewereyourparentsChandler:Ohtheydidn’twanttocome!Phoebe:OhChandler!Monica:Poorthing!Phoebe:Sothatstorydoesn’tmakeyoucryChandler:No!Look,Idon’tcry!It’snotabigdeal!Okay!Joey:No!It’snotokay!It’snotokayatall!!You’redeadinside!!Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeisputtingawayherguitarasamanapproachesTheFan:ExcusemePhoebe:YeahTheFan:AreyouPhoebeBuffayPhoebe:YeahTheFan:CancanIgetyourautograph,I’myourbiggestfan(Holdsoutanapkinandapen)Phoebe:Ohyou’remybiggestfanI’vealwayswantedtomeetyou!Hi!(Shakeshishand)Sure!Yeah!(Signstheautograph)TheFan:Wow!Wow,thanksalot!Ijustwannasay,Ithinkyou’rereallytalentedPhoebe:You’rejustsayingthatbecauseyou’remybiggestfan(ThefanleavesandJoeyapproaches)(ToJoey)Joeylisten,takegoodcareofthatguy,okay(Points)He’safan(Tothefanasshe’sleaving)Bye!(Exits)Joey:(tothefan)So,yousawmeonDaysOfOurLiveshuhWantmeto,wantmetodoalittleDrDrakeRemorayforyaTheFan:Ihavenoideawhatyou’retalkingaboutButI,butIjustgotPhoebeBuffay’sautograph!Joey:Oh,you’rePhoebe’sfan!TheFan:Ohyeah!I’veseenallhermoviesJoey:MoviesTheFan:ThatwasPhoebeBuffay,thepornstarJoey:(laughs)Idon’tthinksoTheFan:Nono,itwas!ShewasinSexToyStory,LawrenceofAlabia,andIgotherautograph!Theguysatthecomicbookstorearen’tgonnabelievethis!(Exits)Joey:HeyGunther,don’tletthatguyinhereanymore!HejustsaidPhoebe’sapornstar!Gunther:Well,Iwouldn’tcallherastar,butshe’sreallygoodYoushouldcheckoutInspectherGadgetScene:CentralPerk,timelapse,RachelisatthecounterasJillentersJill:Hey!Rachel:Hey!Jill:You’llneverbelievewhatjusthappened,Rossjusttotallyblewmeoffandhedidn’teventellmewhy!Rachel:OhhhwellY’knowwhathoneyThebestthingtodotogetoveraguyistostartdatingsomeoneelseOh!ThereisthisgreatguyyouwillloveatworknamedBob!He’sarealupandcomerinHumanResourcesJill:Y’know,thanksfortryingtocheermeup,butI’mnotgonnadatesomerandomguyfromyourworkRachel:It’snotrandom,it’sBobJill:It’sprobablybecausenotmatureenoughOrsmartenoughMaybehedoesn’tlikethewayIdressNothatcan’tbeitIt’sreallygottabethesmartthingOhI’msostupid!I’mjustlikethisincrediblyprettystupidgirl!Rachel:Nohoney,okay,okay,youwannaknowwhyRosscanceledthedateBecauseIaskedhimtoJill:Youaskedhimtoo!Rachel:HmmmmJill:Why!Rachel:BecauseyouaremysisterandRossandIhavethishugehistory…Jill:Idon’tunderstand,doyouwanttogooutwithRossRachel:NoJill:Youdon’twanthim,butyoudon’twantmetohavehimRachel:(changingthesubject)Y’knowBobinHumanResources…Jill:Ugh!Icannotbelieveyoudidthistoome!YouhadmedoubtinghowsmartIwas!(Gasps)Youhadmedoubtingmyfashionsense!Rachel:Look,thisisnotthatbigofadeal!Youjustdon’tdateRoss!There’samillionotherguysoutthere,youjust…Jill:Hey!YouhavenorighttotellmewhattodoRachel:I’mnottellingyouwhattodo!Iamtellingyouwhatnottodo!Jill:WhyareyousojealousofmeRachel:Jillthisisnotaboutmebeingjealousofyou!Thisisaboutyoubeingabrat!Wantingwhatyoucan’thave!Jill:Can’thave!Excuseme,theonlythingIcan’thaveisdairy!(Startstostormout)Rachel:Allright,allright,wellyoujustblewyourchancesatdatingBob!Jill:Who!Rachel:InHumanResources!!!!!!Scene:MonicaandChandler's,RachelisrantingaboutJilltoChandlerandMonicaRachel:…Iamjealousofher!Imeanwhodoesshethinksheis!PrincessCaroline!Monica:You’rejealousofPrincessCarolineRachel:DoIhavemyowncastle(JoeyandRossenter)Ross:Hey!Uh,Phoebe’snothereissheRachel:NoMonica:(noticingthebagJoey’scarrying)Ohgreat!DidyougetamovieJoey:Uhhh,yeahYeahButuh,Idon’tthinkit’sthekindyou’regonnalikeChandler:Youdidn’tgetmoremoviesthataregonnahaveusreachingforthetissuesallnightdidyou(JoeyandRossexchangelooks)Joey:Sortof…Monica:Guys,what’sgoingonJoey:(holdsupthemovie)Phoebe’sapornstar!All:What!!(TheyallrunovertoJoeyandRoss,Chandlergrabsthemovieandreadsthetitle)Chandler:PhoebeBuffayinBuffay:TheVampireLayerRachel:OhmyGod!Monica:That’sPhoebe!WheredidyougetthatJoey:WelldownattheadultvideoplacedownonBleakerRoss:AndandI,andIsawthatJoeywasabouttogoin,soIraninaheadofhimtotosurprisehimand,andthenIpretendedIdidn’tknowhewasinthere(Theyallkindalookathim)Rachel:Wow!Imean,IjustIcan’t,Ican’tbelievethisY’know,Imeanyouthinkyouknowsomeoneeven,evenPhoebewho’salwaysbeensomewhatofaquestionmarkMonica:ThisissobizarreIguessitkindamakessensethough,y’knowshehadsuchaterriblechildhoodChandler:Hey,IhadaterriblechildhoodandIdon’tdopornMonica:Yes,butyouaredeadinsideJoey:Allrightwell,I’dbettertakethatbackMonica:Whwhat,whyJoey:Wecan’twatchthat!Imeanthat’sPhoebe!Monica:Yeahyou’reright,wecan’tweshouldn’twatchthisRachel:AbsolutelynotMonica:(handsthetapebacktoJoey,butdoesn’tlethimgrabit)Y’knowmaybealittlebit!Rachel:ProbablyjustthefirsthalfJoey:No!Heyno!Thisiswrongyouguys!Phoebe’sourfriend!Well,I’mnotgonnawatchit!Ross:Yeah!GoodforyouJoe!Joey:Yeah(Rossstandsnexttohimforasecond,thengoesandwatchesthemovie)(Themoviestarts,it’savampire’slairandBuffay,TheVampireLayerentersdressedinleatherandcarryingawoodenstakeSuddenly,thevampireopenshiscoffinandsitsupBuffay,theVampireLayer:Ah,IthoughtI’dfindyouhere,NasforatoolTheVampire:Buffay,areyougoingtoplungeyourstakeintomydarkplacesBuffay,theVampireLayer:Actually,Iwaskindahopingitwouldbetheotherwayaround(Atthispoint,Buffay,theVampireLayerandNasforatoolstarttogetitonOfcourse,sincethisisnetworkTV,wecanonlyseethereactionsofthegangtothefilmplayingoffscreen)Monica:Holdonasecond!WhatisthatonherankleChandler:Herankleiswhatyou’rewatchingRachel:Wellit’shardtotell…(Rachelgetsuptogetacloserlook,onlyshe’shavingsometrouble)OhGod,ifshewouldjuststopmovingChandler:She’sjustdoingherjob!Joey:(sittingatthekitchentablewithhisbacktotheTV)Yousickbastards!Rachel:Oh,it’satattoo!That’sweird,Phoebedoesn’t…Waitthat’sUrsula!That’snotPhoebethatisUrsula!(Uponhearingthis,Joeycan’tturnhischairaroundfastenoughandknocksitover)Joey:Re!Re!ThenIcanwatchthat!Rewindit!Rewindit!Phoebe:(entering)Hey!What’sup(SeestheTV)OhmyGod!WhatamIdoing!!CommercialBreakScene:MonicaandChandler's,ChandlerisreadingChickenSoupfortheSoulasMonicaentersMonica:Heysweetie!Chandler:Hey!(Hequicklytriestohidethebookbythrowingitunderthecouch,onlythecouchhasnobackanditslidesintothekitchen)Monica:(pickingupthebook)ChickenSoupfortheSoulChandler:There’snobacktothiscouch!Monica:WhyareyoureadingthisYouhatethiskindofstuffChandler:YeahIknow,butIfiguredashoty’knowMaybeoneofthosestorieswouldmakemecryandthenyouwouldn’tthinkIwasy’know,alldeadinsideMonica:Ohthat’ssosweet!LookChandlerIdon’tcareifyoucan’tcry,IloveyouChandler:OhthatmakesmefeelsowarminmyhollowtinchestMonica:Stopit!Chandler:No,Imean,comeon,seriouslythinkaboutit,wegetmarried,we’reupatthealtarandI’mlikethis(Makesaboredface)Monica:Iwon’tcare,becauseIknowyouwillbefeelingitallinhere(Pointstoherheart)Chandler:YeahMonica:Yeah!Andif,andifwehaveababyoneday,andthedoctorhandsittoyouinthedeliveryroomandyoudon’tcry,sowhat!Andandand,andifwetakehimtocollegeandcomehomeandseehisemptyroomforthefirsttime,andyougotnothing,itwon’tmattertomeChandler:Okay,wellIwon’tuh,worryaboutthisanymorethenMonica:AndandandifIdie,fromalongillnessAndyou’rewritingoutmyeulogyandyouopenadeskdrawerandyoufindanotefrommethatsays,"Iwillalwaysbewithyou,"andyoustillcan’tshedonetinytear,Iknowyou’llbecryingariverinsideChandler:Aww,Iloveyouso…Monica:Whatiswrongwithyou!!!Chandler:What!Monica:What!Youcan’tshedatearforyourdeadwife!!Now,Ileftyouanotefromthebeyond!Chandler:Soyoudidn’tmeananyofthat!Monica:Noyourobot!!Scene:Ross'sapartment,hisdoorbellisringingandhe’srunningtoansweritwhiledoinguphispantsRoss:Youdamnkids!Youringmybellonemoretime,Iswearto…(OpensthedoortofindJillstandingthere)Ohh,uhJillUmm,thatthat’sjustalittlegameIplaywiththekidsdownthehallUmm,they’vereallytakenalikingtome(Quicklylooksouttoseeifthey’rewatching)Uhhwhat’swhat’swhat’sthematterJill:RachelandIhadareallybigfight,canIcomeinIImeanIknowwe’renotsupposedtoseeeachotheranymoreandI’mokaywiththat,it’sjustthatIdon’tknowanybodyinthecityandIreallyneedsomebodytotalktoaboutitRoss:Ofcourse,whathappened(Letsherin)Jill:(entering)Idon’twanttotalkaboutitRoss:Okay,umm…Jill:ButyouknowwhatmightreallycheermeupRoss:WhatJill:SeeingsomemoreofyoursupercoolslidesRoss:Wow!Really!Jill:Totally,Ilovethem!And,maybeyoucouldfinishtellingmeaboutallthedifferentkindsofsandRoss:Well,I’dloveto!Here,youwaitrighthereandI’llgogettheprojectorandmynotes!Jill:Ohgreat!ThanksRoss,you’resuchagoodfriend!Ross:Ohh!(HegoesintoanotherroomtogethisprojectorandnotesWhilehe’sgone,JillquicklycheckshermakeupCuttoMonicaandChandler’s,RachelisenteringRachel:Hey!HaveyouguysseenJillIcan’tfindheranywhereMonica:No,Ihaven’tRachel:Well,isRosshomeMaybeI’lljustcallhimtoseeifhe’sactuallyseenher(ShegoestolookoutthewindowatRoss’sapartmentandseesJillstaringatherandclosingthedrapeswithanevillookonherfaceRachelisstunnedintosilence)Scene:Ursula’sapartment,PhoebeisgoingtoconfronthertwinabouthernewporncareerUrsula:WhoisitPhoebe:It’sPhoebe!Phoebe!(Ursulaopensthedoorandisalldressedupwithbighairandlingerie)Ursula:Hey!Phoebe:(seeingherdress)OhGodSosoyou’remakingpornmoviesUrsula:NoI’mnot(Someonecallsoutfromherapartment)Man’sVoice:We’restillrolling!Phoebe:You’remakingonerightnow!AnotherMan’sVoice:Let’sgoPhoebe!Phoebe:Andandyou’reusingmyname!Ursula:Yeah,canIhelpyouwithsomethingSameMan’sVoice:Phoebe,comeon!Phoebe:Look,I’mtalkingrightnow!You’reyoumeanherUrsula:Y’know,twinstuffisalwaysarealbigsellerPhoebe:What!Ursula:Yeah,Icantalkthemintogivingyoulike,dollarsPhoebe:No!!Noway!No!Andstopusingmyname!Andshameonyou!(Yellsintotheapartment)Andshameonallofyou!You’redisgusting!Especiallyyou(pointstosomeone)withthat!(Stormsaway)Scene:Ross'sapartment,RossissettingupfortheslideshowRoss:SlidesarealmostreadyJill:YeahOoh,Iknowwhatthisismissing!Alcohol!Ross:Uhokay,wellthere’sthere’swineinthekitchenJill:Ohgreat!(Goestogetitasthephonerings)Ross:(answeringit)HelloRachel:(onphone)Whatismysisterdoingthere!Andwhyarethedrapesshut!Ross:Ookay,Rachcalmcalmdown,okaySheshe’sreallyupsetwe’rejusttalkingRachel:Ross!Ithinksheistryingtomakesomethinghappenwithyoutogetbackatme!Ross:Sothat’stheonlyreasonshecouldbeherehuhItcouldn’thaveanythingtodowiththefactthatthatmaybeI’magoodlistenerandIuhIputonagreatslideshow!Rachel:Ross,Iamtellingyouthatsheisusingyoutogetbackatme!Ross:Y’knowwhatIthinkIcantakecareofmyself,I’lltalktoyoulaterGoodbye(HangsupthephoneandturnstofindJillsittingreallyclosetohim)Whoa!Uh,thatwasyoursisteractuallySheshethinksthatyou’rejustusingmeJill:So(Kisseshimpassionately)Scene:CentralPerk,JoeyisreadingapaperasPhoebeentersPhoebe:Hey!Joey:Hey!Phoebe:So,IjustcamefromthecompanyUrsulaworksforJoey:Ohno,notyoutoo!Phoebe:No!No!IjustwenttopickupPhoebeBuffay’scheckstherewerealotofthemJoey:Nice!Phoebe:Ummmm,andIwon’thavetogothereanymorebecauseIgavethemmycorrectaddressJoey:That’sgreat,butisn’titgonnabotherthatpeoplestillthinkyou’reapornstarPhoebe:Ohno!No!IknowhowtohandleitJoey:YoudoPhoebe:Yeah(Shenoticessomeguyputtingacoatonhisgirlfriendistryingtorememberwherehe’sseenherbefore)(Tohim)You’retryingtofigureoutwhereyouknowmefromAllright,I’llgiveyouahintFromporn!Okay(Hetriestorushhisgirlfriendout)Yeahyourpervertboyfriendwatchedmeinapornomovie!(ToJoey)SeeJoey:YeahScene:MonicaandChandler's,timelapse,RossisenteringChandlerandMonicaareatthekitchentableRachelisonthecouchreadingChandler:HeyRoss:(ToRachel)Youuh,youmayhavebeenrightaboutJillRachel:Oh!Iknewit!WhathappenedRoss:Umm,shekissedmeRachel:What!Youkissed!Chandler:(ToMonica)MaybeweshouldgivethemsomeprivacyMonica:(ToChandler)Shhhh!!!Ross:Look,Iuh,Itriednottokissher,okayRachel:Well,itdoesn’tsoundlikeit!Imean,it’sprettyeasynottokisssomeone,youjustdon’tkissthem!Seelookatus,rightnow,notkissing!Ross:Letmefinish,okayShestartedkissingmeandandIdidn’tstopitIguessIIjustwasn’tthinking…Rachel:Yeahthat’srightyouweren’tthinking!Y’knowwhatLetmegiveyousomethingtothinkabout!(Shepullsuphersleevesandstepstowardshim)Ross:Ohwaitholdit!ButthenIstartedthinkingandIstoppedthekissingRachel:Oh,wellthankyoufortakingyourtongueoutofmysister’smouthlongenoughtotellmethatRoss:LookIIrealizeifanythingweretohappenwithmeandJillthennothingcouldeverhappenwithus!Rachel:What!Ross:No,Imean,lookIdon’tknowifanythingisgoingtohappenwithus,againEverButIdon’twanttoknowthatititnevercouldSoIstoppeditandshegotmadandbrokemyprojectorRachel:WowI,Idon’tevenknowwhattosayThankyou(Gentlykickshim)Ross:You’rewelcome(Gentlykicksherback)(Chandlerstartscrying)Monica:OhmyGod!AreareyoucryingChandler:(cryinghysterically)Ijustdon’tseewhythosetwocan’tworkthingsout!EndingCreditsScene:CentralPerk,everyoneisthereasJillentersJill:Allright,I’mleaving!BecauseI’mnotgoingtospendonemoredaywithsomeonewhoseouttosabotagemyeverymoveThat’syouRachel!Rachel:Yeah,IgotthatJill:(ToRoss)Andyou!Ithrowmyselfatyouandyousayno,howgayareyouRoss:YoutakecareJillJill:(happily)Okay,seeya!(Exits)Rachel:Byebyee!Monica:ByeChandler:(startscrying)IIcan’tbelieveJill’sgone(Theyalllookathim)Ican’thelpit,IopenedagateEnd钱德哭不出来哩!嘿瑞秋我只是过来等等我没必要向你撒谎你不住这里了我在吃他们的东西你罗斯在跟我妹妹约会他们两小时前把窗帘拉上了原来我们可以约会你妹妹我们知道你在愉我们的东西吃我很好窗帘还是关上的对。那反常的两堵门该关上才对那是个摇摆吗哩别问真不相信罗斯跟她妹妹一起钱德勒吻了我妹妹我生了年的气那是五年前了你还有年时间要变成年吗钱德勒不能哭哩罗斯嘿。你好吗你在这里我能要杯咖啡吗昨晚的大日子怎样了还可以很有趣有趣很好你们适合吗我想是的那有什么发生吗谣传你们把窗帘拉上了不什么也没发生我拉上窗帘来给她看我最心爱化石的幻灯片哩幻灯片!那真的什么也没发生也许有的她很喜欢我的幻灯她还给了我暗示是那“请别给我看那三叶虫照片”吗无论如何假如不是她喜欢我我怎么再约她她又约你出来对明天晚上是情人节是一年里最浪漫的日子谁知道会发生什么事情人节我也许不会拉上窗帘给她看幻灯片的好!我知道了我知道我受不了“你和我妹妹”的事真的太奇怪了对吧我想象你们俩一起快让我发疯了我做不到!没关系那对你来说太怪的话我不会再见她谢谢你过了明晚以后不!我做不到那会让我发疯的好好!好。我今晚就告诉她我以后都不再见她罗斯谢谢你要我现在就给她电话吗哩不。哩不不别这样我是说那很疯狂你是怎么了哎我这学期也许会教另一个班的现在就去现在就给电话她这是我最喜欢的部分我也是你知道什么是比这更伤心的“班比”我为了这电影哭了三天不是两天第三天我妈妈自杀了所以我特意为了那而哭了哎我也能哭但“班比”是部卡通片你在班比妈妈死的时候你没有哭有那很让人伤心在那人不再拉那鹿的时候哭其实没关系你不必总是那么男子气的我不是男子气对你是对的我不知道自己在想什么我只是真的从没哭过我不是会哭的人别这样一定会有让你震”惊的事I青例如假如你看到三只脚的小狗呢我会伤心的当然会但我不会哭那假如那小狗说“帮帮我钱德勒”其余所有的小狗都会作弄我哭我刚找到一只会说话的小狗我发财了!我知道了我知道你小时侯的照片那会对你有帮助的哩发生什么事了父亲节。一年级的那是我跟看门人玛丁一起那你的父母在哪他们不想来钱德勒!可怜的家伙那故事没让你哭不。看我不会哭的那没什么大不了的不!那不是的!那根本有问题!你的心已经死了!抱歉你是菲比布费吗我能要你的亲笔签名吗我是你最忠实的支持者我忠实的支持者我一直都想见你当然。好喂谢谢你我只想说你真的很有天分你刚才对我说是因为你是我最忠实的支持者好好照顾那人他是我最忠实的支持者再贝你在“我们生活的日子里”看到我了你要我为你当德来克医生吗我不知道你在说什么但我刚拿到了菲比布费的亲笔签名哩你是菲比的支持者哩对了我看了她所有的电影电影那是菲比布费那色情电影明星我可不这样认为不是那样的她出演了性感的玩具故事阴唇的劳伦斯我拿到了她的签名漫画书店的那家伙可不会相信巩特尔别再让那家伙进来他说菲比是色情电影明星哎我不会叫她明星但她真的不错你该看看“搜查她的垃圾”嘿嘿罗斯刚跟我吹了却没有告诉我原因哩好最好摆脱一个人的方法是与别人约会哩!你会喜欢我同事的叫波比他是是个真正的男人谢谢你但我不会随便跟你的同事来往的不随便波比那也许是因为我不够成熟而且不够聪明也许他不喜欢我穿衣服的方贰不那不可能定会有聪明的东西的我真笨。我只是这样非常漂亮愚蠢的女孩不亲爱的好好。你要知道罗斯为什么把约会取消吗因为是我叫他那样做的你叫他的为什么因为你是我妹妹还有罗斯和我有很长的历史你想跟罗斯约会吗不你不想要他但你也就不想我要你知道波比是在人事部工作的真不想你这样做!你让我怀疑我有多聪明你让我怀疑自己的时装触觉!那没什么大不了只是不跟罗斯约会而已。还有其他你没资格要我怎样做我没要你做什么我在叫你别去做什么!你赶么那么妒忌我那跟我妒忌无关你是乳臭未干的小孩那是你不能做的抱歉。我唯一不能做的是写日记!哎你刚错过了跟波比约会的太好机会!谁妒忌她她以为自己是谁卡罗尔公主你妒忌卡罗尔公主我有自己的城堡吗嘿菲比不在吧不在你买了电影对但我知道这不是你们会喜欢的别再看要我们整晚拢纸巾的那些电影了差不多怎么了菲比当了色情电影明星!什么对!你在说什么在布费吸血鬼里的菲比布费那是菲比你从那买来的在成人映带店里而我看到祖儿正要进去所以我就赶在了他前面来吓他然后我就假装不知道他会在那里哩我说我真的无法相信我说你以为你了解一个人甚至是菲比总带着个问好真奇异我想这有道理她有个很糟的童年我也有个很糟的童年我也不会去拍色情片对但你已经心死了我最好把它拿回来什么为什么为什么我们不能看的那是菲比我们不该看的当然不。拿回来也许只看一点那是不对的你们!菲比是我们的朋友!我不会看的你真好祖儿我以为你在这里不安全的工县你要投入我漆黑的世界里吗事实上我希望有其他的方法她棵上的是什么你看的是她的脚棵哎那真难说天只要她不再动她只是在工作而已你有病!那是个纹身那真奇怪菲比没有等等那是厄休拉!那不是菲比!是厄休拉等等!我可以看呢重来!重来!嘿怎么了哩天!我在做什么!嘿亲爱的L灵鸡汤原来这沙发没有后背板的你一直都讨厌这些东西的我在想办法也许里面会有个故事能让我哭你就不会认为我的心死了哩真心甜我可不在意你能不能哭我爱你哩那让我空虚的心灵非常温晴够了说真的。我们结婚了我站在札堂里这样说我不在意我知道你的感觉都在这里面那假如我们有天生了小孩医生把孩子递给你看而你却没有哭那又怎样假如我们带他去上大学然后回家我们第一次看到他空空的房间你也没有感觉那对我来说不要紧好我不再为这担心了然后你知道假如我死了经过一段漫长的病历而你在给我写赞词然后你打开桌子抽屉发现我写的一张字条写“我永远与你同在”你还是无法留一涌眼泪我知道你心里快留成泪河了我爱你你是怎么了什么什么你就不能为死去的妻子留一涌眼泪我给你留了张字条啊!你就一点表示也没有不你这机器人!你这讨厌的孩子!你摇我的铃不止一次了我发誓哩言儿!那是我给城里孩子玩的游戏他们真的很喜欢我怎么了瑞秋和我大吵了一场我能进来吗我知道我们不该再见面的我不知道这城里还能跟谁说当然可以。怎么了我不想谈那个好你知道怎样能让我开心什么再看你的超级幻灯片喂真的当然.我喜欢你能给我说完不同的沙子我很乐意.在这里等我去拿放映机和笔记谢谢.你真是个很好的朋友你们有看到言儿吗我拢不到她没有在罗斯家里吗也许我给电话他看他有没有见到她是菲比嘿哩天你在拍色情电影不我没有我们还在开机呢你现在就正拍着呢来菲比你在用我的名字能帮你忙吗菲比别这样看我现在正在说话你是说她哩你知道双脑胎总是个卖点什么我能跟他们说给你元不不可能不别再用我的名字真丢脸你们都丢脸你们真恶心尤其是你还有那个东西幻灯片央准备好了好我知道却了什么酒厨房里有葡萄酒哩好我妹妹在那里干什么窗帘怎么又拉上了好.瑞秋冷静点好她真的很伤心我们只是在谈心她在弄些事I青来对我报复那是她在这里唯一的原因吗我可以是个好的聆听者而且我在举行一个很棒的幻灯表演罗斯我要告诉你她在利用你报复我我想我能照顾自己的我晚点再跟你说再见是你姐姐她说你在利用我那又怎样嘿嘿我刚去了厄休拉的公司哩不你也去我去那菲比布费的支票有很多呢好我可不会再回到那里的因为我给了他们”正确的地址”大家都认为你是色情电影明星那对你有捆饶吗不我知道该怎样处理要知道你怎么会认得我吗我给你个提示.是色情电影对你那反常的男友在色情电影里看到我了看到了嘿你一定在拢言儿了我知道怎么了她吻了我什么你们接吻了也许我们该让她静一静看我在努力试着不去吻她别那样说不吻一个人是很容易的只是你没有去做看我们现在就没有在接吻让我把话说完好吗她开始吻我而我没有阻止我想当时我没有想对让我给些东西你想等等!但然后我就开始想了我停止了接吻真感谢你把舌头从我妹妹嘴里拿了出来然后台诉我我知道假如我和言儿之间发生什么的话我们之间就不可能有什么了什么不我是说我不知道我们之间还会有什么再次但我不知道可以的所以我制止了然后她生气了还把我的投影机打坏了喂我甚至不知道该怎么说谢谢你别客气天你在哭吗我只是不明白他们俩怎么就不可能好我要走了我不会再跟者是破坏我好事的人待下去了你个人就是你瑞秋好我知道还有你我把自己献给你而你却要拒绝你是同性恋的吗你要保重言八好再见再见真不相信言儿走了我忍不住了我刚把门打开了

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