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516 The One With A Cop

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TheOneWithACopScene:ChandlerandJoey's,MonicaandChandleraresittingononeofthechairsdoingacrosswordpuzzleJoey:Hey!Chandler:Hey!Monica:Hey!Joey:WhatareyouguysdoingupChandler:Oh,wewantedtofinishthecrosswordbeforewewenttobedHey,doyouknowasixletterwordforredJoey:(thinks)DarkredChandler:Yeah,Ithinkthat'swrong,butthere'saConnecttheDotsinhereforyoulater(ToMonica)Hey,howaboutmaroonMonica:(checkstoseeifitworks)Yes,youaresosmart!(Kisseshim)Joey:Aww,youguysaresocute!Monica:IknowJoey:Allright,I'llseeyouinthemorningChandlerandMonica:OkayScene:Joey'sbedroom,timelapseHe'sasleepanddreamingInhisdreamhe'sdoingthecrosswordpuzzlewith…waitforit…Monica!DreamMonica:Y'know,Ilovedoingcrosswordpuzzleswithyouhoney!DreamJoey:Aww,metooNowlet'sfinishthisandgotobedDreamMonica:Okay!There'sonlyoneleft,threeletterword,notdogbut…DreamJoey:CatDreamMonica:Yes!Youaresosmart!(Kisseshim)IloveyouDreamJoey:Iloveyoutoo(Theyhug)CutbacktoJoeyinbed,he'ssmiling,enjoyingthedreamashewakesupSuddenly,herealizedwhathewasdreamingaboutandbotakeawhile(Findssomethingelse)Ohno,wait!Lookit!Whoa!(Looksatit)OhmyGod,thisisapolicebadge!Monica:Wow!Chandler:Ohthat'ssocool!WhywouldacopcomeinherethoughTheydon'tservedonuts(Noonelaughs)Y'knowwhatactually,couldyoudiscoverthebadgeagainIthinkIcancomeupwithsomethingbetterthanthatRachel:Phoebe,Ibetsomebody'smissingthatbadgePhoebe:Yeah,IshouldprobablytakeitbackOoh,butyouknowwhatWhileI'matthepolicestation,IcouldchecktheirTenMostWantedlistsbecausemyfriendFritzyhasbeenlikenumberforever,sothiscouldbeheryear!(Shecrossesherfingersinhope)Joey:(entering)Hey,youguys!Chandler:Hey!Rachel:HeyJoey!Monica:HeyJoey:(ToMonica)HeyThatuh,thatmysweatshirtMonica:Ohyes,itisI'msorryIborrowedit,IwascoldIhopeitsokayJoey:Welluh,it'sjustthatuh,y'knowififyou'regonnabewearingsomeone'ssweatshirtshouldn'titbeyourboyfriendsandI’mnothimMonica:I'msorry,I'llgiveitbacktoyouJoey:Nono!No!Imeanit'sgonnabeallsmellinglikeMonica!Monica:AreyousayingIsmellbadJoey:No!No,yousmelllikeameadow(Pause)I'msorry(Runstothebathroom)Monica:What'swithhimChandler:Oh,y'knowwhatThelasttimeJoeywenttoameadow,hismotherwasshotbyahunterScene:Acouchstore,RossistryingtodecideonanewcouchforhisplaceHehasdraggedRachelalongforthetrip,andshe'snottoohappyaboutitRossissittingonitindifferentwaystoseehowitfeelsHetriestojustsitonitnormally,andthenhetriesfloppingonitOnethingaboutthiscouch,it'shugeIt'sliketwicethesizeofanormalfullsizecouchWhoeverdesignedthisthing,needshelpandfastRachel:(disgustedatRoss'santics)Ugh!Ross:(ToRachel)Yeah,Istilldon'tknow(Tothesalesmanwhoishoveringnearby)I'msorryIjustwannamakesurethatIboughttherightcouchIneedacouchthatsays,"Kidswelcomehere"Butthatalsosays,(Inasexyvoice)"Comeheretome!"Rachel:What!Yousaythattokids!!Ross:No!No!No!The"Comeheretome"isy'knowfortheladiesRachel:Ross,honey,it'sanicecouchIt'snotamagiccouchTheSalesman:YoupickedagreatcouchRoss:YeahTheSalesman:YeahCouldyoujustsignrighthereplease(Handshimaclipboard)Ross:Oh,sureWhoawhoa,what'sthisThedeliverychargeisalmostasmuchasthecouch!Rachel:Wait!No,that'sridiculousComeon,helivesthreeblocksaway!Ross:Yeah,y'knowwhatI'lltakeitmyself,thankyou!(Hesignstheformandhandsitbacktothesalesman)AllrightRach,let'sgo!(Hepicksuponeendofthecouch)Rachel:Yeah!(SheputsonhercoatandturnsaroundandseesRossisexpectinghertohelp)(Laughing)Areyoukiddin'Ross:Oh,comeonit'sonlythreeblocks!Andand,it'snotveryheavy,tryit!Comeon!Comeon!Rachel:(DisgustedlyshegoesandtriestopickupthecouchMuchtoheramazement,sheissuccessful)OhOh!Icandoit!Ross:Yeah!TheSalesman:YoutwoarereallygonnaenjoythatcouchRoss:Ohyeah,we'reuh,yeahwe'renottogether(Hestartsbackingoutofthestore)TheSalesman:Ohh,okay(Laughs)Somethingdidn'tquiteaddupthere(Rossstops,walksbacktotalktothesalesman,andintheprocesspushesRachelupagainstawall)Rachel:Ross!Ross:What'sthatsupposedtomeanRachel:Ross!TheSalesman:Wellyou,her,Imean,she'svery…y'knowAndyou'relike…y'knowRoss:Notthatit'sanyofyourbusiness,butwedidgooutTheSalesman:ReallyYoutwoRoss:Yeah!RachRachel:Comeon,Idon'treallywanttobedoingthisrightnowIamcarryingaveryheavycouchRoss:ThentellhimquicklyRachel:(ToRoss)Fine!(Tothesalesman)WewentoutRoss:Notonlydidwegoout,wedidittimes!Rachel:Ross!!Ohmyugh!!Youkeptcount!Youaresuchaloser!Ross:Aloseryoudiditwith(Tothesalesman)times!(RachelpushesonthecouchandpushesRossoutthedoor)Scene:OutsideofCentralPerk,PhoebeisexitingandseesawomanputouthercigaretteonatreePhoebe:OhOh!Ma'amExcuseme,ma'amTheSmokingWoman:YesPhoebe:Youcan'tputyourcigaretteoutonatree!TheSmokingWoman:YeahIcan,itworkedrealwellPhoebe:Nobutyoushouldn't!Don'teverdothatagainTheSmokingWoman:Iwon't!(Turnsaway)UntilIhavemynextcigarettePhoebe:Holdit!(Grabsthebadge)NYPD!Freezepunk!TheSmokingWoman:What!Phoebe:Yeahthat'srightyouaresobusted(Tonooneinparticular)Book'emTheSmokingWoman:WhoareyoutalkingtooPhoebe:SaveitRed!Unlessyouwannaspendthenightintheslammer,youapologizetothetreeTheSmokingWoman:Iamnotgoingtoapologizetoatree!Phoebe:YouapologizetothetreerightnoworIamcallingforbackup(Thewomancallsherbluff)(Screamingatnooneinparticular)Backup!Backup!!TheSmokingWoman:II'msorry!SorryPhoebe:Okay,cancelbackup!Cancelbackup!Scene:Ross'sbuilding'slobby,heandRachelareabouttoattempttotakethecouchupstairsRoss:Okay(Throwsoffthelastcushion)Rachel:Ross,didn'tyousaythattherewasanelevatorinhereRoss:Uhh,yesIdidbutthereisn'tOkay,herewego(TheystarttheattemptRossisgoingbackwardsandreachesthefirstlandingThisstaircasehasthreestepsthenalanding,makesadegreeturn,andhasmorestepsbeforeanotherlandingandanotherdegreeturn)Ross:Okay,goleftLeft!Left!(Thebottomofthecouchishittingtherailing)Rachel:Okay,y'knowwhatThereisnomoreleft,left!Ross:Ohokay,liftitstraightupoveryourhead!Straightupoveryourhead!Youcandoit!Youcandoit!(Shegetsitliftedupandtheymakethefirstturn)OkayYougotitRachel:YeahRoss:GoodgoodgoodRachel:Ohoh!(Shecan'tstayattheendasthecouchroundstheturnsosheshiftstothebackcornerofthecouchandisatadegreeangletoit)Ross:Yeah,yougotitrightYougotitrightYougotit(Shedon'tgotitasthecouchslipsoutoftheirgripsandfallsoverthebottomrailing)Rachel:AnychanceyouthinkthecouchlooksgoodthereScene:ChandlerandJoey's,PhoebeistellingChandlerandMonicahowshefoughtcrimeinherownwaywiththebadgeshefoundPhoebe:…sothisguywasall(Mumbles)AndI'mall,Buffay,Homicide(Flashesthebadge)Itwasjustsocool!Monica:(cookingsomething)Phoebe,youweresupposedtotakethatback!Phoebe:IknowbutI'mhavingsomuchfundoinggooddeedsChandler:Okay,butimpersonatingapoliceofficerisaseriousthingYoucouldgetarrestedPhoebe:Youcouldgetarrested,rightnow!(Flashesthebadgeandtheyglareather)Allright,yeah,IgottatakeitbackI'mtotallydrunkwithpower(SheheadsforthedoorjustasJoeyenters)Phoebe:(ToJoey)HeyJoey:(ToPhoebe)Hey!(SeesthatMonica'sthere)OhChandler:Hi,JoeJoey:Yeah,Ididn’tknowyouguysweregoingtobehereMonica:HeyJoey,sweetie,tastethis(Holdsoutaspoonforhim)Joey:(backingaway)What!Why!Monica:WhatisgoingonwithyouJoey:Nothing!Chandler:Oh,comeon!You'vebeenactingstrangeallday!Joey:Allright!ThereissomethingIkindahadadream,(pause)butIdon'twanttotalkaboutit(Startsforhisroom)Chandler:WhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhatwhatifMartinLutherKinghadsaidthat(Imitatingwhathisfamousspeechwouldsoundlike)Ikindahaveadream!Idon’twanttotalkaboutitJoey:Well,itinvolvedMonicaChandler:YouhadadreamaboutagirlthatIamseeing!Oh,thatissocool!(ToMonica)Ican'ttellyouhowmanytimesI'vedreamtaboutagirlthathewasseeing(SeeingMonica'sstare)(ToJoey)Anywaywe'retalkingaboutyourdream(ToMonica)Iloveyou(ToJoey)Yourdream(Leansintolistenclosely)Joey:Don'tworry,therewasn'tanysexinitoranythingIhaven'tdreamtaboutherlikethatsinceIfoundoutaboutyoutwoishMonica:WhatwasthedreamaboutJoey:Well,okayYouweremygirlfriendandweweredoingthecrosswordpuzzleY'knowlikeyouguysweredoinglastnightSo,that'sitI'minlovewithMonicaandI'llbemovingoutMonica:Wait,Joey!Joey!Thatdoesn’tmeanthatthatyou'reinlovewithme!Joey:Ititdoesn’tMonica:No!Chandler:No,itcanmeananythingLikeuh,allofthesuddenyou'rejealousbecauseI'vebecometheapartmentstudJoey:ThatkindasoundslikeyourdreamdudeMonica:Or,itcouldmeanthatthatyousawChandlerandmetogetherandwey'knowwerebeingcloseandstuffandthenyoujustwanttohavethatwithsomeonetooJoey:InthedreamIdidenjoytheclosenessMonica:UmhmmChandler:Joey,look,areyouattractedtoMonicaRighthere,rightnow,areyouattractedtoherJoey:(looksather)NotreallyChandler:Wellthereyouhaveit!Monica:Wellsure!I'mjustwearingsweats!(LookingatChandlerandslowlyrealizingwhathispointis)Butthat'sgoodthatyou'renotinlovewithme,becauseyoujustwantagirlfriend!Joey:No,Idon'tthinkit'sjustaboutjustgettingagirlfriendY'knowImean,yeah,Icangetagirlfriend!Yeah,wecouldsitinthechairanddocrosswords,buty'knowareweevergoingtohavey'knowtheclosenesslikelikeyouguyshaveChandler:Welly'know,MonicaandIwerefriendsbeforewestarteddatingSomaybemaybethat'sitJoey:FriendsfirstThat'sinterestingMonica:YoubecomefriendsafterJoey:No,neverdonethateitherRachel:(entering)Hey,umm,doyouguyshavethattapemeasureChandler:Ohyeah,it'sactuallyinmybedroom(MonicaandChandlerbothrememberaspecialmomentbetweenthem)Monica:(laughing)That'sright(Theyrealizetheimplicationoftheirbehavior,stopinstantlyandheadforhisbedroomInthemeanwhile,JoeyisstarringatRachelinaseductiveway)Rachel:(noticinghim)What'supJoeyJoey:(inasexyvoice)Howyoudoin'(Rachelisstunned)CommercialBreakScene:OutsideCentralPerk,Phoebeiswalkingupandnoticesacarthatisparkedhalfonthecurbandrightinfrontofthedoor,makingitdifficultforpeopletoenterCentralPerkPhoebe:Excuseme,isthisyourcarGuy:YeahPhoebe:WellIdon'tthinkit'sveryniceofyoutoparkhere,y'knowyou'reblockingtheentranceGuy:Don'tworryaboutitIt'snotaproblemPhoebe:Well,it'saproblemforme,whichmeansit'saproblemforyou'causeI'macop(Showsthebadge)Guy:(hereachesintothecarandslamshissirenontheroof)SoamI!Phoebe:Ohh,no(Pause)Ohokay,soyou'reacopwhichmeansyoucanparkanywhere,'causeIknowthat'causeI'macoptooSo,allright,keepupthegoodwork(Triestoleave)Cop:(stoppingher)Hey,waitasecond!Sowait,whatprecinctareyouwithPhoebe:II'mwiththeumm,thethCop:Oh,IknowaguyinhomicideuptherePhoebe:I'minviceYeah,infactI'mundercoverrightnowI'mawhoreCop:WhowhoelseisinviceuptherePhoebe:Umm,doyouknow,ummSipowiczCop:SipowiczNo,Idon'tthinksoPhoebe:Yeah,bigguy,kindabaldCop:No,Idon'tknowhimPhoebe:(startstowalkaway,butstops)Don’ttrytocallhimoranything,'causehe'snotthere,he'soutHisumm,hispartnerjustdiedCop:Wowumm,tellSipowiczI'mrealsorryforhislossPhoebe:IIsurewill,takecare(Startswalkingoff)Cop:(followingher)Heybytheway,I'msureSipowiczisgonnabeallrightIheardthatkidfromSilverSpoonsisreallygood(Phoebe'sstunned)AndwheredidyoufindmybadgePhoebe:Oh(ShestartslaughingThenshethrowsthebadgeathimandrunsaway)Scene:MonicaandRachel's,JoeyisenteringRachelistheregettingsometoolstohelpRossoutRachel:Hey!Joey,wouldyoumindgivingmeandRossahandmovinghiscouchJoey:Oh,I'dlovetoo,butIgotactingclassButy'knowwhatIguessIcanblowthatoff,(Inasexyvoice)foryou(Hestartsstaringatherlongingly)Rachel:Thanks!Joey:Uh,hey,RachletmeaskyousomethingUh,IwasjustovertheretalkingtoMonicaandChandler,boytheyarereallytightRachel:IknowJoey:Yeahthat'snotsuchabadsituationtheygotgoingoverthereI'mthinkingofgettingmeoneofthoseRachel:What'supJoeJoey:Well,thereasonIthinkMonicaandChandleraresogreat…Rachel:YeahJoey:…isbecausetheywerefriendsfirstY'knowSoIaskedmyself,"Whoaremyfriends"YouandPhoebe,andIsawyoufirstSo…Rachel:(laughing)WhatareyousayingJoey:I'msayingmaybeyouandIcrankitupanotchRachel:Y'knowhoney,umm,asuh,asflatteredasIamthatuh,yousawmefirst,uhh,Ijust,IIdon'tthinkweshouldbecrankinganythingupJoey:I'lltreatyourealnice(Pullsoutachairforher)Rachel:(laughsandpushesthechairbackin)Yeah,well,y'knowumm…Nohoney,listenIthinkit'sagreatideatobecomefriendswithsomeonebeforeyoudatethem,butIthinkthewayyoudoitisy'knowyoumeetsomeone,becometheirfriend,buildafoundation,thenyouaskthemoutonadateDon'thitonyourexistingfriends!Joey:Won'twon'tthattakelongerRachel:YeahYeahOh,butonceyoufindit,ohhit'ssoworththewaitJoey:YeahIunderstandIunderstand(Pause)Man,IwishIsawPhoebefirst!Scene:ThelobbyofRoss'sbuilding,he'ssittingonthecouchatthebottomofthestairs,andhe'spracticingenticingwomentojoinhimonthecouchRoss:ComeheretomeNono,youcomeheretomeRachel:(entering)HeyRoss!IbroughtreinforcementsRoss:Ohgreat!What,youbroughtJoeyRachel:Well,IbroughtthenextbestthingChandler:(entering)Hey!Ross:Chandler!YoubroughtChandler!ThenextbestthingwouldbeMonica!Chandler:Y'know,Iwouldbeoffended,butMonicaisfreakishlystrong,so…Ross:Look,IIdrewasketchabouthowwe'regonnadoit(Showingthem)OkayRach,(pointstothesketch)that'syouThat'sthecouch(Pointsagain)Rachel:Whoaoh,what'swhat'sthat(Points)Ross:Oh,that'smeRachel:Wow!YoucertainlythinkalotofyourselfRoss:No!That'sthat'smyarm!Chandler:(lookingatthesketch)Oh,IseeIthoughtyoujustreally,reallylikedyournewcouchRoss:Y'knowwhatJustjustfollowmylead(ChandlerandRossheadforoppositeendsofthecouch)Rachel:Okay!Chandler:OkayRoss:Comeon,Chandler(TheypickupthecouchandafterthrowingoffthelastpillowRachelhelpsoutonChandler'send)Ross:Allright(TheystartupthestairsRossisfirst)Okay,herewego!(Chandlerhasmovedforwardandisnowunderneaththecouchasitheadsupthefirstsetofstairs)Ross:Allright,readyChandler:YeahRoss:TurnChandler:(straining)OkayRoss:Turn!Turn!(Astheyturnthecouch,Chandlergetssandwichedbetweentherailingandthecouch)Chandler:Okay,Idon'tthinkwecanturnanymore!Rachel:Ross,Idon't,Ijustdon'tthinkit'sgoingtofitRoss:Ohyeahitwill!Comeon,up!Upupup!Up!Yes!Herewego!Pivot!(TheystartupthestairsagainChandlerisbetweenthecouchandthewallnow)Pivot!Pivot!Pivet!!Pivett!!!Pivet!Chandler:Shutup!Shutup!Shutup!!(Theysetthecouchdown)Ross:Okay,Idon'tthinkit'sgoingtopivotanymoreChandlerandRachel:Youthink!Ross:Allright,let'suh,let'sbringitbackdownandandtryagain(AstheystartbackdownthecouchdropsalittlebitandgetsjammedTheytrytofreeittonoavail)Chandler:Okay,yeah,Ithinkit'sreallystucknowRoss:Ican'tbelievethatdidn'twork!Rachel:Iknow,meneither!Imean,youhadasketch!Chandler:Oh,y'know,whatdidyoumeanwhenyousaidpivotScene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisreturningandfindsChandler,Monica,andRachelarethereJoey:(entering)Hey!Rachel:Hey!How'sitgoingDidyoumakeanynewfriendsJoey:Yeah,yeah,Imetthiswoman(Startsforhisroom)Chandler:(stoppinghim)Hey,whoawhoa!What'sshelikeJoey:Uhh,well,she's…reallygoodinbedMonica:Joey,Ithoughtyouweregonnatrytobefriendsfirst!Joey:(ToRachel)Welllook,hey,it'sallyourfault!Rachel:What!Why!Joey:Wellbecauseyoudidn'tgivemeadvice!No!Yougavemeapickupline!AssoonasItoldherIwantedtoy'know,buildafoundationandbefriendsfirstIsuddenly,throughnofaultofmyown,becameirresistibletoher!(Pause)Andherroommate!Monica:WhatabouttheclosenessJoey:Closenessshmoshness!Therewasthreeofusforcryingoutloud!Scene:MonicaandRachel's,JoeyisenteringwithapizzaandfindseveryonebutRossthereJoey:(entering)Allright!Hey,whowantspizza!Chandler:Ooh,Ido!Ido!Ido!(Theyallwalkovertogetaslice)Joey:(takingabite)Oh,great!CanyoubelieveIfounditonthesecondfloor(Theyallthrowtheirpiecesbackasthereisaknockonthedoor)Monica:WhoisitVoice:NYPD!!PhoebeandJoey:OhmyGod!Joey:Uhh,justaminuteofficer!!(Hethrowshispiecebackinthebox,runsintothelivingroom,looksforaplacetohidethepizza,findsone,slidestheboxunderthecouch,sitsdownonthetable,andtriestoquicklychewthefoodinhismouth)Cop:I'mlookingforPhoebeBuffay!Phoebe:Ooh,God,it'shim!It'sthatcop!God,Ican'tbelieveit!Hefoundme!Rachel:OhmyGod,Phoebe,areyougonnagotojail!Phoebe:Well,ifI'mgoingdown,I'mtakingyou(Pointsatallofthem)withme(Theyalllookather)HarboringafugitiveThat'sonetothreeyearsminimumGoodluckChandler(Sheopensthedoortothecopfrombefore)Okay,youcanarrestmeFineButyou'llnevermakeitstickandyouknowit!Cop:Yeah,butIkindadon'thaveachoice,it'smyjobImean,youunderstandrightPhoebe:Yep!AslongasyouunderstandthatI'mgoingtocallmylawyerandonceheputsyouonthestandhe'llmakeyoulooklikeafoolAfool!Cop:Idon'tlikelookingfoolishY'knowwhatMaybeuh,Idon'tarrestyoutodayMaybeIcamebyandyouweren'therePhoebe:IwouldloveitifIweren'there!Cop:Okay,sosinceumm,you'renotgoingtojailtonightIwaswonderingifyouwouldliketogotodinnerwithmePhoebe:Me!Cop:YeahEversinceyouflashedmybadgeatme,Ikindacan'tstopthinkingaboutyouYou'retheprettiest,fakeundercoverwhoreI'veeverseenChandlerandJoey:Nice!Phoebe:Wow!Ididn'tseethatcoming!You'reyou'reaskingmeout!Cop:YeahImean,Icouldadoneitbetter,butthesepeoplekeepstaringatmePhoebe:Umm,yeah,I'dliketogooutwithyouofficer…Cop:GaryPhoebe:GaryGary:Okay,soit'sadatePhoebe:Yeah!Soooh,IgottaaskyouthoughHowdidyouknowwheretofindmeGary:Wellyou'refingerprintswereallovermybadgesoIjustranitthroughthecomputerandthiswaslistedasyourlastknownaddresssoIjustcheckeditoutPhoebe:Ohh,impressiveGary:NotasimpressiveasyouIgottatellyou,Ilookedatyourrecordandyou'vedonesomeprettyweirdstuffPhoebe:Yeah,we'lltalkatdinnerGary:Okay(Hestartstoleave)SoI'llcomebyinacouplehoursandpickyouupPhoebe:Allright,Ican'twait!Gary:OkayAnddon'tworry,I'mnotjustgonnatakeyououtfordonuts(Chandlerbustsoutlaughingandeveryonejustlooksathim)Chandler:(ToRachel)Hehasagun!ClosingCreditsScene:Thecouchstore,RossistalkingtoasaleswomanRoss:I'dliketoreturnthiscouchI'mnotsatisfiedwithitThecameracutstoshowthecouch,whichhasbeencutinhalfTheSaleswoman:Youwannareturnthiscouch(Rossnodsyes)It'scutinhalf!Ross:That'swhatI'mtellingyouTheSaleswoman:DidyoucutthiscouchinhalfRoss:Thiscouch,iscutinhalf!Iwouldliketoexchangeitforonethatisnotcutinhalf!TheSaleswoman:You'retellingmethiscouchwasdeliveredtoyoulikethis!Ross:Look,IamareasonablemanIwillacceptstorecreditTheSaleswoman:I'llgiveyoustorecreditintheamountoffourdollarsRoss:(thinks)ItakeitEnd警察来了玩什么呢我们想睡前完成填字游戏用六个字母表现红色“深红色”(Darkred)错了你还是呆会做连点游戏吧是不是“暗红”(maroon)?对了!你真聪明你们真可爱我知道明早见好我喜欢跟你一起做填字游戏我也是我们填完它再去睡觉好只差一个了三个字母不是“dog”那是"cat"你真聪明我爱你我也爱你还得付小费好.等等摸到了五分镍币!还差多少?再来几块钱好一角硬币你们多聊会吧摸钱需要花时间的等等!看!是个警察徽章帅!不过条子来这里干嘛?这又不卖甜甜圈(左手咖啡右手甜甜圈似乎是北美警察的标志因为这两样东西对警察免费供应)你把徽章放回去好吗我来摸个更好的东西菲比肯定有人在找它对我该送还警察局不过到警察局我先要看看他们的十大逃犯榜我朋友Fritzy总排在第位今年该轮到她风光了!各位好嘿乔伊你穿我的T恤?对.抱歉我很冷所以穿你的衣服。你不介意吧?没事。不过如果你想穿别人的T恤不是应该穿你男朋友的吗我又不是你男朋友抱歉.我还给你已经沾上莫妮卡的味道了我很臭你闻起来像草地抱歉他怎么了上次乔伊去草地他妈妈被猎人打中了我还是不确定对不起我只想确信我没选错沙发。我希望它不但吸引”孩子来坐”而且能放电说”坐我边上来“什么你对孩子放电?不。后一句是对女人的邀请亲爱的这沙发不错但它不会魔法你选了张很棒的沙发是吗是您能在这儿签字吗?好什么?运输费快赶上沙发的价钱了!简直荒谬!他家就过去几个路口!我自己提货谢谢瑞秋开动!好!你说笑别这样.三个路口而已。不太重.试试!噢我搬得动这沙发会舒服死你们是啊我们不住一起好吧你们俩居然不是一对罗斯!什么意思罗斯!哎,你,她我是说她很那什么……而你又很那什么……虽然那不关你什么事不过我们真的交往过真的?你们俩?是。对吧,瑞秋我现在不想谈这个我扛着很重的沙发那快回答他好吧我们交往过不止如此我们做过次!罗斯!你一直在数你这窝囊废!一个跟你做了次的窝囊废抱歉,女士恩?你不能在树上摁熄香烟我当然可以那很有效但你不该这样干下不为例好吧下根烟再说站住!纽约警察!不许动!女阿飞!什么没错你被逮捕了!记下来你在吩咐谁?少罗嗦!向树道歉否则今晚就在监狱里过我不会向一棵树道歉现在就道歉!否则我就呼后援后援!后援抱歉!很抱歉好取消后援!取消后援你不是说这里有电梯的吗我是说过但结果没有。好我们上去好往左左够了不能再左了高举过头!举高点你能行的你能行的好明白怎么转弯了?明白了好好好哦你能稳住吗?你觉得沙发摆那里好看吗?犯人蔫了而我"布菲"!女邢警!太帅了!菲比,你该物归原主我知道。但我做好事上瘾了假扮警察、这罪可非同小可你会被捕的你现在就有可能被捕!好吧我还回去。我被权力冲昏了头脑嘿!嘿!哦嗨,乔对.我不知道你们会在这帮我尝尝什么干吗你怎么了没事!别装了你今天很怪唉我是心里有鬼我做了个梦但我不想谈是马丁·路德·金那个段子吗?我有一个梦想但我不想说我梦到莫妮卡你梦见我的女朋友?酷我梦到他交往过的女孩们不知道多少次我们来谈谈你的梦我爱你.你的梦别怕不是春梦自从你们俩好上了我做梦就规矩多了你梦见什么?你是我女朋友我们在玩填字游戏就像你们昨晚那样就是这样.我爱上了莫妮卡我要远走他乡乔伊别傻!那不代表你爱上了我不是吗那可以代表很多意思例如你突然妒忌我成了一家之主你做梦或是意味着你看到我和钱德一起那么亲密所以你也想有段亲密关系在梦里我的确很享受亲密的感觉你很喜欢莫妮卡此时此刻说你喜欢她吗没感觉就是嘛你当然不会有感觉!我都没打扮不过幸好你没爱上我你可是要找个女朋友没那么简单我是可以找个女朋友坐下来一起玩填字游戏但我们能像你们一样亲密吗莫妮和我恋爱前是朋友所以我们才这么亲密吧先当朋友那很有趣你是分手后再当朋友吗?从没有过你们有卷尺吗有.但在我房里没错怎么了乔伊你好吗抱歉.是你的车吗别停这里堵塞交通别担心没问题的我说成问题你最好重视因为我是警察我也是好.你是警察你爱停哪儿都可以我知道规矩因为我也是警察好好干 等等.你负责哪个区我在区我认识区刑警队一个家伙我是巡警现在是便衣扮妓女巡警队还有谁?那你认识司伯伟吗(警察故事肥皂剧《银匙》中的角色)司伯伟 不认识大个子光头我不认识他别打电话找他他不上班。他的搭档刚挂了告诉他我很遗憾当然.保重对了司泊伟会没事的听说《银匙》里的小孩很厉害你在哪捡到我的警徽的你能帮手搬沙发吗很乐意不过我要去上表演课但我可以逃课为你而逃谢谢问你个问题我刚跟莫妮和钱德聊天他们俩可真亲密我晓得他们从朋友变成情人、好象很不错我也想和他们一样怎么了乔伊莫妮和钱德那样要好恩?是因为他们恋爱前是朋友于是我自问谁是我的朋友?你和菲比我先看到你所以你在说什么也许你可以和我交往亲爱的承你美意说是先看到我我不认为我们该交往我会对你很好的我知道不过我赞成交往前先做朋友但你应该在遇见理想对象后和她交朋友建立感情基础然后约会别打老朋友的主意!那样很费时间吧?是但是真爱值得等待我懂了懂了天我真希望先看到菲比坐过来嘛到我这边来我带援军来了太好了!你带乔伊来了比不上乔伊第二壮劳力!你带钱德来第二壮劳力应该是莫妮卡你侮辱我不过莫妮卡的确是出奇的强壮不跟你计较我画了个搬沙发草图瑞秋这是你这是沙发那是什么是我你把自己想得那么壮不.那只是我的手臂明白了你真的很喜欢你的新沙发听我号令好好来吧钱德好准备好了吗?好了转弯转转转转不动了这样抬不上去的能上去!别放弃!起!成功了转!转90度转转转闭嘴!闭嘴!闭嘴转不动了你也这么想?好我们放回去再来一遍现在真的卡住了不敢相信我的方案行不通!我也不敢相信!你不是画了草图吗?你说”转”是个什么意思?进展如何?交到朋友吗?碰到这个女人她怎么样她床上很厉害不是说好先交朋友吗?那都是你的错为什么你不教我学好却教我泡妞用语我刚跟她说了要”先建立感情基础、只做朋友”她马上就要我这可不是我的错她室友也有同感!那亲密关系怎么办?亲密!我们三个都渴望亲密!谁要比萨我要!我要!不敢相信吧?我在二楼捡的谁?纽约警察喔我的天等一下长官我找菲比布菲天,是那个条子他居然能找到我你会坐牢吗如果我被关起来我要拖你们全部下水!窝藏逃犯 最少判一到三年祝你好运钱德逮捕我吧但你不能给我定罪我没办法这是我的职责你能理解对吧你也能理解吧我要找律师一旦他让你出庭就能搞臭你!我可不想被搞臭我今天放你一马罢就当我来了你却不在好主意既然你今晚不用入狱能不能陪我去吃个饭我吗自从你亮出我的警徽我就一直挂念你你是我见过的最漂亮的假便衣很好哇我不知道你在约我这是约会!我本可以不让你受惊但他们老瞪着我我愿意跟你约会长官盖瑞盖瑞好我们在约会对了你怎么找到我的警徽上满是你的指纹我输入电脑找到你最近的住址,所以来这里找你哦,真不寻常比不上你的不寻常我查了你的记录你经历颇丰富饭桌上谈好,过几个小时我来接你迫不及待!别怕我不会只带你去吃免费甜甜圈他有枪的!(你们还不笑?)我想退货我对它不满意你要退货它都身首异处了!所以才退货是你把它一分为二的吗?这张沙发断成两截了!我要换一张完整的你是说提货时它就这么惨我是个讲道理的人你们店的抵用券我也收的好我给你抵用券元我收下

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